Big Bang Theory Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Pilot2. The Big Bran Hypothesis
3. The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
4. The Luminous Fish Effect
5. The Hamburger Postulate
6. The Middle-Earth Paradigm
7. The Dumpling Paradox
8. The Grasshopper Experiment
9. The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
10. The Loobenfeld Decay
11. The Pancake Batter Anomaly
12. The Jerusalem Duality
13. The Bat Jar Conjecture
14. The Nerdvana Annihilation
15. The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
16. The Peanut Reaction
17. The Tangerine Factor
Season 2
1. The Bad Fish Paradigm2. The Codpiece Topology
3. The Barbarian Sublimation
4. The Griffin Equivalency
5. The Euclid Alternative
6. The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
7. The Panty Pi?ata Polarization
8. The Lizard-Spock Expansion
9. The White Asparagus Triangulation
10. The Vartabedian Conundrum
11. The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
12. The Killer Robot Instability
13. The Friendship Algorithm
14. The Financial Permeability
15. The Maternal Capacitance
16. The Cushion Saturation
17. The Terminator Decoupling
18. The Work Song Nanocluster
19. The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
20. The Hofstadter Isotope
21. The Vegas Renormalization
22. The Classified Materials Turbulence
23. The Monopolar Expedition
Season 3
1. The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation2. The Jiminy Conjecture
3. The Gothowitz Deviation
4. The Pirate Solution
5. The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
6. The Cornhusker Vortex
7. The Guitarist Amplification
8. The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
9. The Vengeance Formulation
10. The Gorilla Experiment
11. The Maternal Congruence
12. The Psychic Vortex
13. The Bozeman Reaction
14. The Einstein Approximation
15. The Large Hadron Collision
16. The Excelsior Acquisition
17. The Precious Fragmentation
18. The Pants Alternative
19. The Wheaton Recurrence
20. The Spaghetti Catalyst
21. The Plimpton Stimulation
22. The Staircase Implementation
23. The Lunar Excitation
Season 4
1. The Robotic Manipulation2. The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
3. The Zazzy Substitution
4. The Hot Troll Deviation
5. The Desperation Emanation
6. The Irish Pub Formulation
7. The Apology Insufficiency
8. The 21-Second Excitation
9. The Boyfriend Complexity
10. The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
11. The Justice League Recombination
12. The Bus Pants Utilization
13. The Love Car Displacement
14. The Thespian Catalyst
15. The Benefactor Factor
16. The Cohabitation Formulation
17. The Toast Derivation
18. The Prestidigitation Approximation
19. The Zarnecki Incursion
20. The Herb Garden Germination
21. The Agreement Dissection
22. The Wildebeest Implementation
23. The Engagement Reaction
24. The Roommate Transmogrification
Season 5
1. The Skank Reflex Analysis2. The Infestation Hypothesis
3. The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
4. The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
5. The Russian Rocket Reaction
6. The Rhinitis Revelation
7. The Good Guy Fluctuation
8. The Isolation Permutation
9. The Ornithophobia Diffusion
10. The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
11. The Speckerman Recurrence
12. The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
13. The Recombination Hypothesis
14. The Beta Test Initiation
15. The Friendship Contraction
16. The Vacation Solution
17. The Rothman Disintegration
18. The Werewolf Transformation
19. The Weekend Vortex
20. The Transporter Malfunction
21. The Hawking Excitation
22. The Stag Convergence
23. The Launch Acceleration
24. The Countdown Reflection
Season 6
1. The Date Night Variable2. The Decoupling Fluctuation
3. The Higgs Boson Observation
4. The Re-Entry Minimization
5. The Holographic Excitation
6. The Extract Obliteration
7. The Habitation Configuration
8. The 43 Peculiarity
9. The Parking Spot Escalation
10. The Fish Guts Displacement
11. The Santa Simulation
12. The Egg Salad Equivalency
13. The Bakersfield Expedition
14. The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
15. The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
16. The Tangible Affection Proof
17. The Monster Isolation
18. The Contractual Obligation Implementation
19. The Closet Reconfiguration
20. The Tenure Turbulence
21. The Closure Alternative
22. The Proton Resurgence
23. The Love Spell Potential
24. The Bon Voyage Reaction
Season 7
1. The Hofstadter Insufficiency2. The Deception Verification
3. The Scavenger Vortex
4. The Raiders Minimization
5. The Workplace Proximity
6. The Romance Resonance
7. The Proton Displacement
8. The Itchy Brain Simulation
9. The Thanksgiving Decoupling
10. The Discovery Dissipation
11. The Cooper Extraction
12. The Hesitation Ramification
13. The Occupation Recalibration
14. The Convention Conundrum
15. The Locomotive Manipulation
16. The Table Polarization
17. The Friendship Turbulence
18. The Mommy Observation
19. The Indecision Amalgamation
20. The Relationship Diremption
21. The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
22. The Proton Transmogrification
23. The Gorilla Dissolution
24. The Status Quo Combustion
Season 8
1. The Locomotion Interruption2. The Junior Professor Solution
3. The First Pitch Insufficiency
4. The Hook-Up Reverberation
5. The Focus Attentuation
6. The Expedition Approximation
7. The Misinterpretation Agitation
8. The Prom Equivalency
9. The Septum Deviation
10. The Champagne Reflection
11. The Clean Room Infiltration
12. The Space Probe Disintegration
13. The Anxiety Optimization
14. The Troll Manifestation
15. The Comic Book Store Regeneration
16. The Intimacy Acceleration
17. The Colonization Application
18. The Leftover Thermalization
19. The Skywalker Incursion
20. The Fortification Implementation
21. The Communication Deterioration
22. The Graduation Transmission
23. The Maternal Combustion
24. The Commitment Determination
Season 9
1. The Matrimonial Momentum2. The Separation Oscillation
3. The Bachelor Party Corrosion
4. The 2003 Approximation
5. The Perspiration Implementation
6. The Helium Insufficiency
7. The Spock Resonance
8. The Mystery Date Observation
9. The Platonic Permutation
10. The Earworm Reverberation
11. The Opening Night Excitation
12. The Sales Call Sublimation
13. The Empathy Optimization
14. The Meemaw Materialization
15. The Valentino Submergence
16. The Positive Negative Reaction
17. The Celebration Experimentation
18. The Application Deterioration
19. The Solder Excursion Diversion
20. The Big Bear Precipitation
21. The Viewing Party Combustion
22. The Fermentation Bifurcation
23. The Line Substitution Solution
24. The Convergence Convergence
Season 10
1. The Conjugal Conjecture2. The Military Miniaturization
3. The Dependence Transcendence
4. The Cohabitation Experimentation
5. The Hot Tub Contamination
6. The Fetal Kick Catalyst
7. The Veracity Elasticity
8. The Brain Bowl Incubation
9. The Geology Elevation
10. The Property Division Collision
11. The Birthday Synchronicity
12. The Holiday Summation
13. The Romance Recalibration
14. The Emotion Detection Automation
15. The Locomotion Reverberation
16. The Allowance Evaporation
17. The Comic-Con Conundrum
18. The Escape Hatch Identification
19. The Collaboration Fluctuation
20. The Recollection Dissipation
21. The Separation Agitation
22. The Cognition Regeneration
23. The Gyroscopic Collapse
24. The Long Distance Dissonance
Season 11
1. The Proposal Proposal2. The Retraction Reaction
3. The Relaxation Integration
4. The Explosion Implosion
5. The Collaboration Contamination
6. The Proton Regeneration
7. The Geology Methodology
8. The Tesla Recoil
9. The Bitcoin Entanglement
10. The Confidence Erosion
11. The Celebration Reverberation
12. The Matrimonial Metric
13. The Solo Oscillation
14. The Separation Triangulation
15. The Novelization Correlation
16. The Neonatal Nomenclature
17. The Athenaeum Allocation
18. The Gates Excitation
19. The Tenant Disassociation
20. The Reclusive Potential
21. The Comet Polarization
22. The Monetary Insufficiency
23. The Sibling Realignment
24. The Bow Tie Asymmetry
Season 12
1. The Conjugal Configuration2. The Wedding Gift Wormhole
3. The Procreation Calculation
4. The Tam Turbulence
5. The Planetarium Collision
6. The Imitation Perturbation
7. The Grant Allocation Derivation
8. The Consummation Deviation
9. The Citation Negation
10. The VCR Illumination
11. The Paintball Scattering
12. The Propagation Proposition
13. The Confirmation Polarization
14. The Meteorite Manifestation
15. The Donation Oscillation
16. The D & D Vortex
17. The Conference Valuation
18. The Laureate Accumulation
19. The Inspiration Deprivation
20. The Decision Reverberation
21. The Plagiarism Schism
22. The Maternal Conclusion
23. The Change Constant; The Stockholm Syndrome
90. Unraveling The Mystery: A Big Bang Farewell