Bob's Burgers Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Human Flesh2. Crawl Space
3. Sacred Cow
4. Sexy Dance Fighting
5. Hamburger Dinner Theater
6. Sheesh! Cab, Bob?
7. Bed & Breakfast
8. Art Crawl
9. Spaghetti Western and Meatballs
10. Burger War
11. Weekend at Mort's
12. Lobsterfest
13. Torpedo
Season 2
1. The Belchies2. Bob Day Afternoon
3. Synchronized Swimming
4. Burgerboss
5. Food Truckin'
6. Dr. Yap
7. Moody Foodie
8. Bad Tina
9. Beefsquatch
Season 3
1. Ear-sy Rider2. Full Bars
3. Bob Fires the Kids
4. Mutiny on the Windbreaker
5. An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
6. The Deepening
7. Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks
8. The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
9. God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
10. Mother Daughter Laser Razor
11. Nude Beach
12. Broadcast Wagstaff School News
13. My Fuzzy Valentine
14. Lindapendant Woman
15. O.T. The Outside Toilet
16. Topsy
17. Two For Tina
18. It Snakes a Village
19. Family Fracas
20. The Kids Run the Restaurant
21. Boyz 4 Now
22. Carpe Museum
23. The Unnatural
Season 4
1. A River Runs Through Bob2. Fort Night
3. Seaplane!
4. My Big Fat Greek Bob
5. Turkey in a Can
6. Purple Rain-Union
7. Bob and Deliver
8. Christmas In The Car
9. Slumber Party
10. Presto Tina-o
11. Easy Commercial, Easy Gommercial
12. The Frond Files
13. Mazel Tina
14. Uncle Teddy
15. The Kids Rob a Train
16. I Get Psy-chic Out of You
17. The Equestranauts
18. Ambergris
19. The Kids Run Away
20. Gene It On
21. Wharf Horse
22. World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town -- Part II)
Season 5
1. Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl2. Tina and the Real Ghost
3. Friends With Burger-fits
4. Dawn Of The Peck
5. Best Burger
6. Father Of The Bob
7. Tina Tailor Soldier Spy
8. Midday Run
9. Speakeasy Rider
10. Late Afternoon In The Garden Of Bob And Louise
11. Can't Buy Me Math
12. The Millie-churian Candidate
13. The Gayle Tales
14. L'il Hard Dad
15. Adventures In Chinchilla-sitting
16. The Runaway Club
17. Itty Bitty Ditty Committee
18. Eat, Spray, Linda
19. Housetrap
20. Hawk & Chick
21. The Oeder Games
Season 6
1. Sliding Bobs2. The Land Ship
3. The Hauntening
4. Gayle Makin' Bob Sled
5. Nice-Capades
6. The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover
7. The Gene and Courtney Show
8. Sexy Dance Healing
9. Sacred Couch
10. Lice Things Are Lice
11. House of 1000 Bounces
12. Stand by Gene
13. Wag the Hog
14. The Hormone-iums
15. Pro Tiki Con Tiki
16. Bye Bye Boo Boo
17. The Horse Rider-Er
18. Secret Admiral-irer
19. Glued, Where's My Bob?
Season 7
1. Flu-ouise2. Sea Me Now
3. Teen-a Witch
4. They Serve Horses, Dont They
5. Large Brother, Where Fart Thou?
6. The Quirkducers
7. The Last Gingerbread House on the Left
8. Ex MachTina
9. Bob Actually
10. There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business
11. A Few 'Gurt Men
12. Like Gene For Chocolate
13. The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel
14. Aquaticism
15. Ain't Miss Debatin'
16. Eggs for Days
17. Zero Larp Thirty
18. The Laser-inth
19. Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda
20. Mom, Lies and Videotapes
21. Paraders of the Lost Float
22. Into the Mild
Season 8
1. Brunchsquatch2. The Silence of the Louise
3. The Wolf of Wharf Street
4. Sit Me Baby One More Time
5. Thanks-Hoarding
6. Bleakening Pts 1 & 2
8. V for Valentine-detta
9. Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien
10. The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets
11. Sleeping with the Frenemy
12. The Hurt Soccer
13. Cheer Up Sleepy Gene
14. The Trouble With Doubles
15. Go Tina on the Mountain
16. Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday
17. Boywatch
18. As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps
19. Mo Mommy Mo Problems
20. Mission Impos-slug-ble
21. Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You
Season 9
1. Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now2. The Taking of Funtime One Two Three
3. Tweentrepreneurs
4. Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street
5. Live and Let Fly
6. Bobby Driver
7. I Bob Your Pardon
8. Roller? I Hardly Knew Her!
9. UFO No You Didn't
10. Better Off Sled
11. Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's
12. The Helen Hunt
13. Bed, Bob and Beyond
14. Every Which Way But Goose
15. The Fresh Princ-ipal
16. Roamin' Bob-iday
17. What About Blob?
18. If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette?
19. Long Time Listener, First Time Bob
20. The Gene Mile
21. P.T.A It Ain't So
22. Yes Without My Zeke
Season 10
1. The Ring (But Not Scary)2. Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus
3. Motor, She Boat
4. Pig Trouble in Little Tina
5. Legends of the Mall
6. The Hawkening: Look Who's Hawking Now
7. Land of the Loft
8. Now We're Not Cooking with Gas
9. All That Gene
10. Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas
11. Drumforgiven
12. A Fish Called Tina
13. Three Girls and a Little Wharfy
14. Wag the Song
15. Yurty Rotten Scoundrels
16. Flat-Top O' the Morning to Ya
17. Just the Trip
18. Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap
19. The Handyman Can
20. Poops!... I Didn't Do It Again
21. Local She-ro
22. Prank You for Being a Friend
Season 11
1. Dream a Little Bob of Bob2. Worms of In-rear-ment
3. Copa-bob-bana
4. Heartbreak Hotel-oween
5. Fast Time Capsules at Wagstaff School
6. Bob Belcher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kids
7. Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid
8. The Terminalator II: Terminals of Endearment
9. Mommy Boy
10. Yachty or Nice
11. Romancing the Beef
12. Die Card, or Card Trying
13. An Incon-wheelie-ent Truth
14. Mr. Lonely Farts
15. Sheshank Redumption
16. Y Tu Tina Tambien
17. Fingers-loose
18. Some Kind of Fender Benderful
19. Bridge Over Troubled Rudy
20. Steal Magazine-olias
21. Tell Me Dumb Thing Good
22. Vampire Disco Death Dance
Season 12
1. Manic Pixie Crap Show2. Crystal Mess
3. The Pumpkinening
4. Driving Big Dummy
5. Seven-tween Again
6. Beach, Please
7. Loft in Bedslation
8. Stuck in the Kitchen with You
9. FOMO You Didn't
10. Gene's Christmas Break
11. Touch of Eval
12. Ferry on My Wayward Bob and Linda
13. Frigate Me Knot
14. Video Killed the Gene-io Star
15. Ancient Misbehavin'
16. Interview with a Pop-pop-pire
17. The Spider House Rules
18. Clear and Present Ginger
19. A-Sprout a Boy
20. Sauce Side Story
21. Grade Runner
22. Some Like It Bot Part 2: Judge-bot Day
Season 13
1. To Bob, or Not to Bob2. The Reeky Lake Show
3. What About Job?
4. Comet-y of Errors
5. So You Stink You Can Dance
6. Apple Gore-chard!
7. Ready Player Gene
8. Putts-giving
9. Show Mama from the Grave
10. The Plight Before Christmas
11. Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang
12. Oh Row You Didn't
13. Stop! Or My Mom Will Sleuth!
14. These Boots Are Made for Stalking
15. The Show (And Tell) Must Go On
16. What a (April) Fool Believes
17. Crows Encounters of the Bird Kind
18. Gift Card or Buy Trying
19. Crab-solutely Fabulous
20. Radio No You Didn't
21. Mother Author Laser Pointer
22. Amelia
Season 14
1. Fight at the Not Okay Chore-ral2. The Amazing Rudy
3. The Pickleorette
4. Running Down a Gene
5. Bully-ieve It or Not
6. Escape from Which Island?
7. The (Raccoon) King and I
8. Wharf, Me Worry?
9. Fraud of the Dead: Docu-pocalypse
10. The Nightmare 2 Days Before Christmas
11. Mission Impossi-Bob
12. Jade in the Shade
13. Butt Sweat and Fears
14. The Big Stieblitzki
15. The Right Tough Stuff
16. To Catch a Beef