Cheers Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Give Me a Ring Sometime2. Sam's Women
3. The Tortelli Tort
4. Coach's Daughter
5. Sam at Eleven
6. Any Friend of Diane's
7. Friends, Romans, Accountants
8. Truce or Consequences
9. Coach Returns to Action
10. Endless Slumper
11. One for the Book
12. The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One
13. Now Pitching, Sam Malone
14. Let Me Count the Ways
15. Father Knows Last
16. The Boys in the Bar
17. Diane's Perfect Date
18. No Contest
19. Pick a Con ... Any Con
20. Someone Single, Someone Blue
21. Showdown (1)
22. Showdown (2)
Season 2
1. Power Play2. Little Sister Don't Cha
3. Personal Business
4. Homicidal Ham
5. Sumner's Return
6. Affairs of the Heart
7. Old Flames
8. Manager Coach
9. They Called Me Mayday
10. How Do I Love Thee, Let Me Call You Back
11. Just Three Friends
12. Where There's a Will
13. Battle of the Exes
14. No Help Wanted
15. And Coachie Makes Three
16. Cliff's Rocky Moment
17. Fortune and Men's Weight
18. Snow Job
19. Coach Buries a Grudge
20. Norman's Conquest
21. I'll Be Seeing You (1)
22. I'll Be Seeing You (2)
Season 3
1. Rebound (1)2. Rebound (2)
3. I Call Your Name
4. Fairy Tales Can Come True
5. Sam Turns the Other Cheek
6. Coach in Love (1)
7. Coach in Love (2)
8. Diane Meets Mom
9. An American Family
10. Diane's Allergy
11. Peterson Crusoe
12. A Ditch in Time
13. Whodunit?
14. The Heart is a Lonely Snipe Hunter
15. King of the Hill
16. Teacher's Pet
17. The Mail Goes to Jail
18. Bar Bet
19. Behind Every Great Man
20. If Ever I Would Leave You
21. The Executive's Executioner
22. Cheerio, Cheers
23. The Bartender's Tale
24. The Belles of St. Clete's
25. Rescue Me
Season 4
1. Birth, Death, Love and Rice2. Woody Goes Belly Up
3. Someday My Prince Will Come
4. The Groom Wore Clearasil
5. Diane's Nightmare
6. I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday
7. 2 Good 2 Be 4 Real
8. Love Thy Neighbor
9. From Beer to Eternity
10. The Barstoolie
11. Don Juan is Hell
12. Fools and Their Money
13. Take My Shirt, Please
14. Suspicion
15. The Triangle
16. Cliffie's Big Score
17. Second Time Around
18. The Peterson Principle
19. Dark Imaginings
20. Save the Last Dance For Me
21. Fear is My Co-Pilot
22. Diane Chambers Day
23. Relief Bartender
24. Strange Bedfellows (1)
25. Strange Bedfellows (2)
26. Strange Bedfellows (3)
Season 5
1. The Proposal2. The Cape Cad
3. Money Dearest
4. Abnormal Psychology
5. House of Horrors With Formal Dining and Used Brick
6. Tan N' Wash
7. Young Dr. Weinstein
8. Knights of the Scimitar
9. Thanksgiving Orphans
10. Everyone Imitates Art
11. The Book of Samuel
12. Dance, Diane, Dance
13. Chambers vs Malone
14. Diamond Sam
15. Spellbound
16. Never Love a Goalie (1)
17. Never Love a Goalie (2)
18. One Last Fling
19. Dog Bites Cliff
20. Dinner at Eight-ish
21. Simon Says
22. The Godfather, Part III
23. Norm's First Hurrah
24. Cheers: the Motion Picture
25. A House is Not a Home
26. I Do and Adieu
Season 6
1. Home is the Sailor2. 'I' on Sports
3. Little Carla, Happy at Last (1)
4. Little Carla, Happy at Last (2)
5. The Crane Mutiny
6. Paint Your Office
7. The Last Angry Mailman
8. Bidding on the Boys
9. Pudd'nhead Boyd
10. A Kiss is Still a Kiss
11. My Fair Clavin
12. Christmas Cheers
13. Woody For Hire, Meets Norman of the Apes
14. And God Created Woodman
15. Tale of Two Cuties
16. Yacht of Fools
17. To All the Girls I've Loved Before
18. Let Sleeping Drakes Lie
19. Airport V
20. The Sam in the Gray Flannel Suit
21. Our Hourly Bread
22. Slumber Party Massacre
23. Bar Wars
24. The Big Kiss-Off
25. Backseat Becky, Up Front
Season 7
1. How to Recede in Business2. Swear to God
4. One Happy Chappy in a Sappy Serape (2)
5. Those Lips, Those Ice
7. How to Win Friends and Electrocute People
9. Send in the Crane
10. Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back
11. Adventures in Housesitting
12. Please Mr. Postman
13. Golden Boyd
14. I Kid You Not
15. Don't Paint Your Chickens
17. Hot Rocks
19. The Gift of the Woody
20. Call Me Irresponsible
21. Sisterly Love
Season 8
1. The Improbable Dream (1)2. The Improbable Dream (2)
3. A Bar is Born
4. How to Marry a Mailman
5. The Two Faces of Norm
6. The Stork Brings a Crane
7. Death Takes a Holiday on Ice
8. For Real Men Only
9. Two Girls for Every Boyd
10. The Art of the Steal
11. Feeble Attraction
12. Sam Ahoy
13. Sammy and the Professor
14. What is... Cliff Clavin?
15. Finally! (1)
16. Finally! (2)
17. Woody or Won't He
18. Severe Crane Damage
19. Indoor Fun With Sammy and Robby
20. 50-50 Carla
21. Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh
22. Loverboyd
23. The Ghost and Mrs. Lebec
24. Mr. Otis Regrets
25. Cry Hard (1)
26. Cry Harder (2)
Season 9
1. Love is a Really, Really, Perfectly Okay Thing2. Cheers Fouls Out
3. Rebecca Redux
4. Where Nobody Knows Your Name
5. Ma Always Liked You Best
6. Grease
7. Breaking in is Hard to Do
8. Cheers 200th Anniversary Special
10. Bad Neighbor Sam
11. Veggie-Boyd
12. Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
13. Woody Interruptus
14. Honor Thy Mother
15. Achilles Hill
16. The Days of Wine and Neuroses (1)
17. Wedding Bell Blues (2)
18. I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking it in Your Face
19. Sam Time Next Year
20. Crash of the Titans
21. It's a Wonderful Wife
22. Cheers Has Chili
23. Carla Loves Clavin
24. Pitch It Again, Sam
25. Rat Girl
26. Home Malone
27. Uncle Sam Wants You
Season 10
1. Baby Balk2. Get Your Kicks on Route 666
3. Madame LaCarla
4. The Norm Who Came in from the Cold
5. Ma's Little Maggie
6. Unplanned Parenthood
7. Bar Wars V: the Final Judgement
8. Where Have All the Floorboards Gone?
9. Head Over Hill
10. A Fine French Whine
11. I'm Okay, You're Defective
12. Go Mate
13. Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist
14. No Rest For the Woody
15. My Son, the Father
16. One Hugs, the Other Doesn't
17. A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff
18. License to Hill
19. Rich Man, Wood Man
20. Smotherly Love
21. Take Me Out of the Ball Game
22. Rebecca's Lover... Not
23. Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real
24. Heeeeeere's... Cliffy!
25. An Old-Fashioned Wedding
Season 11
1. The Little Match Girl2. The Beer is Always Greener
3. The King of Beers
4. The Magnificent Six
5. Do Not Forsake Me O' My Postman
6. Teaching with the Enemy (1)
7. The Girl in the Plastic Bubble (2)
8. Ill-Gotten Gaines
9. Feelings... Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
10. Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl
11. Love Me, Love My Car
12. Sunday Dinner
13. Norm's Big Audit
14. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Bar
15. Loathe and Marriage
16. Is There a Doctor in the Howe? (1)
17. The Bar Manager, The Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover (2)
18. The Last Picture Show
19. Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey
20. Look Before You Sleep
21. Woody Gets an Election
22. It's Lonely on the Top
23. Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses
24. The Guy Can't Help It
25. One for the Road