Desperate Housewives Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. 101 - Pilot2. 101 - Ah, But Underneath
3. 102 - Pretty Little Picture
4. 103 - Who's that Woman?
5. 104 - Come in, Stranger
6. 105 - Running to Stand Still
7. 106 - Anything You Can Do
8. 107 - Guilty
9. 108 - Suspicious Minds
10. 109 - Come Back to Me
11. 110 - Move On
12. 111 - Every Day a Little Death
13. 112 - Your Fault
14. 113 - Love Is in the Air (a.k.a. What I Did for Love)
15. 114 - Impossible
16. 115 - The Ladies Who Lunch
17. 116 - There Won't Be Trumpets
18. 117 - Children Will Listen
19. 119 - Live Alone and Like It (a.k.a. An Unexpected Song)
20. 119 - Fear No More
21. 120 - Sunday in the Park with George
22. 121 - Goodbye For Now
23. 122 - One Wonderful Day
Season 2
1. 200 - Next2. 201 - You Could Drive a Person Crazy
3. 202 - You'll Never Get Away From Me
4. 203 - My Heart Belongs To Daddy
5. 204 - They Asked Me Why I Believe In You
6. 205 - I Wish I Could Forget You
7. 206 - Color and Light (a.k.a. I Must Be Dreaming)
8. 207 - The Sun Won't Set
9. 208 - That's Good, That's Bad
10. 209 - Coming Home
11. 211 - One More Kiss
12. 212 - We're Gonna Be All Right
13. 213 - There's Something About a War
14. 214 - Silly People
15. 215 - Thank You So Much
16. 216 - There Is No Other Way
17. 217 - Could I Leave You?
18. 218 - Everybody Says Don't
19. 219 - Don't Look at Me
20. 220 - It Wasn't Meant to Happen
21. 221 - I Know Things Now
22. 222 - No One Is Alone
23. 223 - Remember (1)
24. 224 - Remember (2)
Season 3
1. 301 - Listen to the Rain on the Roof2. 302 - It Takes Two
3. 303 - A Weekend In the Country
4. 304 - Like It Was
5. 305 - Nice She Ain't
6. 306 - Sweetheart, I Have to Confess
7. 307 - Bang
8. 308 - Children and Art
9. 309 - Beautiful Girls
10. 310 - The Miracle Song
11. 311 - No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds
12. 312 - Not While I'm Around
13. 313 - Come Play Wiz Me
14. 314 - I Remember That
15. 315 - The Little Things You Do Together
16. 316 - My Husband, the Pig
17. 317 - Dress Big
18. 318 - Liaisons
19. 319 - God, That's Good
20. 320 - Gossip
21. 321 - Into the Woods
22. 322 - What Would We Do Without You?
23. 323 - Getting Married Today
Season 4
1. 401 - Now You Know2. 402 - Smiles of a Summer Night
3. 403 - The Game
4. 404 - If There's Anything I Can't Stand
5. 405 - Art Isn't Easy
6. 406 - Now I Know, Don?t Be Scared
7. 407 - You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover
8. 408 - A Distant Past
9. 409 - Something's Coming
10. 410 - Welcome to Kanagawa
11. 411 - Sunday
12. 412 - In Buddy's Eyes
13. 413 - Hello, Little Girl
14. 414 - Opening Doors
15. 415 - Mother Said
16. 416 - The Gun Song
17. 417 - Free
Season 5
1. 5001 - You're Gonna Love Tomorrow2. 5002 - We're So Happy You're So Happy
3. 5003 - Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else
4. 5004 - Back in Business
5. 5005 - Mirror, Mirror
6. 5006 - There's Always a Woman
7. 5007 - What More Do I Need?
8. 5008 - City on Fire
9. Me and My Town
10. A Vision's Just a Vision
11. Home Is the Place
12. Connect! Connect!
13. The Best Thing That Could Have Happened
14. 5014 - Mama Spent Money When She Had None
15. In a World Where the Kings are Employers
16. Crime Doesn't Pay
17. The Story of Lucy and Jessie
18. A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.
19. Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know
20. Rose's Turn
21. Bargaining
22. Marry Me a Little
23. Everybody Says Don't
24. If It's Only in Your Head
Season 6
1. 601 - Nice Is Different Than Good2. 602 - Being Alive
3. 603 - Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover
4. 604 - The God-Why-Don't-You-Love-Me Blues
5. 605 - Everybody Ought to Have a Maid
6. 606 - Don't Walk on the Grass
7. 607 - Careful the Things You Say
8. 608 - The Coffee Cup
9. 609 - Would I Think of Suicide?
10. 610 - Boom Crunch
11. 611 - If...
12. 612 - You Gotta Get a Gimmick
13. 613 - How About A Friendly Shrink?
14. 614 - The Glamorous Life
15. 615 - Lovely
16. 616 - The Chase
17. 617 - Chromolume #7
18. 618 - My Two Young Men
19. 619 - We All Deserve to Die
20. 620 - Epiphany
21. 621 - A Little Night Music
22. 622 - The Ballad of Booth
23. 623 - I Guess This is Goodbye
Season 7
1. Remember Paul2. You Must Meet My Wife
3. Truly Content
4. The Thing That Counts is What's Inside
5. Let Me Entertain You
6. Excited and Scared
7. A Humiliating Business
8. Sorry Grateful
9. Pleasant Little Kingdom
10. Down The Block There's a Riot
11. Assassins
12. Where Do I Belong?
13. I'm Still Here
14. Flashback
15. Farewell Letter
16. Searching
17. Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed
18. Moments in the Woods
19. The Lies Ill-Concealed
20. I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday
21. Then I Really Got Scared
22. And Lots of Security...
23. Come on Over for Dinner
Season 8
1. Secrets That I Never Want to Know2. Making the Connection
3. Watch While I Revise the World
4. School of Hard Knocks
5. The Art of Making Art
6. Witch's Lament
7. Always in Control
8. Suspicion Song
9. Putting It Together
10. What's to Discuss, Old Friend?
11. Who Can Say What's True?
12. What's the Good of Being Good
13. Is This What You Call Love?
14. Get Out of My Life
15. She Needs Me
16. You Take for Granted
17. Women and Death
18. Any Moment
19. With So Little to Be Sure Of
20. Lost My Power
21. The People Will Hear
22. Give Me the Blame (1)
23. Finishing the Hat (2)