Everybody Hates Chris Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Everybody Hates the Pilot2. Everybody Hates Keisha
3. Everybody Hates Basketball
4. Everybody Hates Sausage
5. Everybody Hates Fat Mike
6. Everybody Hates Halloween
7. Everybody Hates the Babysitter
8. Everybody Hates the Laundromat
9. Everybody Hates Food Stamps
10. Everybody Hates Greg
11. Everybody Hates Christmas
12. Everybody Hates a Part-Time Job
13. Everybody Hates Picture Day
14. Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
15. Everybody Hates the Lottery
16. Everybody Hates the Gout
17. Everybody Hates Funerals
18. Everybody Hates Corleone
19. Everybody Hates Drew
20. Everybody Hates Playboy
21. Everybody Hates Jail
22. Everybody Hates Father's Day
Season 2
1. Everybody Hates Rejection2. Everybody Hates the Class President
3. Everybody Hates Elections
4. Everybody Hates a Liar
5. Everybody Hates Malvo
6. Everybody Hates the Buddy System
7. Everybody Hates Promises
8. Everybody Hates Thanksgiving
9. Everybody Hates Superstition
10. Everybody Hates Kris
11. Everybody Hates Eggs
12. Everybody Hates Hall Monitors
13. Everybody Hates Snow Day
14. Everybody Hates the Substitute
15. Everybody Hates Cutting School
16. Everybody Hates Chain Snatching
17. Everybody Hates DJs
18. Everybody Hates Baseball
19. Everybody Hates Gambling
20. Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
21. Everybody Hates Math
22. Everybody Hates the Last Day
Season 3
1. Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor2. Everybody Hates Caruso
3. Everybody Hates Driving
4. Everybody Hates Blackie
5. Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad
6. Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy
7. Everybody Hates Houseguests
8. Everybody Hates Minimum Wage
9. Everybody Hates the New Kid
10. Everybody Hates Kwanza
11. Everybody Hates the Port Authority
12. Everybody Hates Bad Boys
13. Everybody Hates the First Kiss
14. Everybody Hates Easter
15. Everybody Hates Gretzky
16. Everybody Hates the BFD
17. Everybody Hates Ex-Cons
18. Everybody Hates Earth Day
19. Everybody Hates Being Cool
20. Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance
21. Everybody Hates Mother's Day
22. Everybody Hates Graduation
Season 4
1. Everybody Hates Tattaglia2. Everybody Hates Cake
3. Everybody Hates Homecoming
4. Everybody Hates The English Teacher
5. Everybody Hates My Man
6. Everybody Hates Doc's
7. Everybody Hates Snitches
8. Everybody Hates Big Bird
9. Everybody Hates James
10. Everybody Hates New Years Eve
11. Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
12. Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets
13. Everybody Hates Fake IDs
14. Everybody Hates PSATs
15. Everybody Hates Boxing
16. Everybody Hates Lasagna
17. Everybody Hates Spring Break
18. Everybody Hates the Car
19. Everybody Hates Back Talk
20. Everybody Hates Tasha
21. Everybody Hates Bomb Threats
22. Everybody Hates the G.E.D.