Frasier Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. The Good Son2. Space Quest
3. Dinner at Eight
4. I Hate Frasier Crane
5. Here's Looking at You
6. The Crucible
7. Call Me Irresponsible
8. Beloved Infidel
9. Selling Out
10. Oops
11. Death Becomes Him
12. Miracle on Third or Fourth Street
13. Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast
14. Can't Buy Me Love
15. You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover
16. The Show Where Lilith Comes Back
17. A Midwinter Night's Dream
18. And the Whimper is...
19. Give Him the Chair!
20. Fortysomething
21. Travels with Martin
22. Author, Author
23. Frasier Crane's Day Off
24. My Coffee with Niles
Season 2
1. Slow Tango in South Seattle2. The Unkindest Cut of All
3. The Matchmaker
4. Flour Child
5. Duke's, We Hardly Knew Ye
6. The Botched Language of Cranes
7. The Candidate
8. Adventures in Paradise (1)
9. Adventures in Paradise (2)
10. Burying a Grudge
11. Seat of Power
12. Roz in the Doghouse
13. Retirement is Murder
14. Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice...
15. You Scratch My Book...
16. The Show Where Sam Shows Up
17. Daphne's Room
18. The Club
19. Someone to Watch Over Me
20. Breaking the Ice
21. An Affair to Forget
22. Agents in America, Part III
23. The Innkeepers
24. Dark Victory
Season 3
1. She's the Boss2. Shrink Rap
3. Martin Does It His Way
4. Leapin' Lizards
5. Kisses Sweeter Than Wine
6. Sleeping with the Enemy (1)
7. The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl (2)
8. The Last Time I Saw Maris
9. Frasier Grinch
10. It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave
11. The Friend
12. Come Lie with Me
13. Moon Dance
14. The Show Where Diane Comes Back
15. A Word to the Wiseguy
16. Look Before You Leap
17. High Crane Drifter
18. Chess Pains
19. Crane vs. Crane
20. Police Story
21. Where There's Smoke There's Fired
22. Frasier Loves Roz
23. The Focus Group
24. You Can Go Home Again
Season 4
1. The Two Mrs. Cranes2. Love Bites Dog
3. The Impossible Dream
4. A Crane's Critique
5. Head Game
6. Mixed Doubles
7. A Lilith Thanksgiving
8. Our Father Whose Art Ain't Heaven
9. Dad Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine
10. Liar! Liar!
11. Three Days of the Condo
12. Death and the Dog
13. Four for the Seesaw
14. To Kill a Talking Bird
15. Roz's Krantz & Gouldenstein are Dead
16. The Unnatural
17. Roz's Turn
18. Ham Radio
19. Three Dates and a Breakup
21. Daphne Hates Sherry
22. Are You Being Served?
23. Ask Me No Questions
24. Odd Man Out
Season 5
1. Frasier's Imaginary Friend2. The Gift Horse
3. Halloween (1)
4. The Kid (2)
5. The 1000th Show
6. Voyage of the Damned
7. My Fair Frasier
8. Desperately Seeking Closure
9. Perspectives on Christmas
10. Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name
11. Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do
12. The Zoo Story
13. The Maris Counselor
14. The Ski Lodge
15. Room Service
16. Beware of Greeks
17. The Perfect Guy
18. Bad Dog
19. Frasier Gotta Have It
20. First Date
21. Roz and the Schnoz
22. The Life of the Party
23. Party, Party
24. Sweet Dreams
Season 6
1. Good Grief2. Frasier's Curse
3. Dial M For Martin
4. Hot Ticket
5. First, Do No Harm
6. Secret Admirer
7. How to Bury a Millionaire
8. The Seal Who Came to Dinner
9. Roz, a Loan
10. Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz
11. Good Samaritan
12. Our Parents, Ourselves
13. The Show Where Woody Shows Up
14. Three Valentines
15. To Tell the Truth
16. Decoys
17. Dinner Party
18. Taps at the Montana
19. IQ
20. Dr. Nora
21. When a Man Loves Two Women
22. Visions of Daphne
23. Shutout in Seattle
Season 7
1. Momma Mia2. Father of the Bride
3. Radio Wars
4. Everyone's a Critic
5. The Dog That Rocks the Cradle
6. Rivals
7. A Tsar is Born
8. The Late Dr. Crane
9. The Apparent Trap
10. Back Talk (1)
11. The Fight Before Christmas (2)
12. Rdwrer
13. They're Playing Our Song
14. Big Crane on Campus
15. Out With Dad
16. Something About Dr. Mary
17. Whine Club
18. Hot Pursuit
19. Morning Becomes Entertainment
20. To Thine Old Self Be True
21. Three Faces of Frasier
22. Dark Side of the Moon
23. Something Borrowed, Someone Blue
Season 8
1. And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon (1)2. And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon (2)
3. The Bad Son
4. The Great Crane Robbery
5. Taking Liberties
6. Legal Tender Love and Care
7. The New Friend
8. Mary Christmas
9. Frasier's Edge
10. Cranes Unplugged
11. Motor Skills
12. The Show Must Go Off
13. Sliding Frasiers
14. Hungry Heart
15. Hooping Cranes
16. Docu.Drama
17. It Takes Two to Tangle
18. Forgotten But Not Gone
19. Daphne Returns
20. The Wizard and Roz
21. Semi-Decent Proposal (1)
22. A Passing Fancy (2)
23. A Day in May
24. Cranes Go Caribbean
Season 9
1. Don Juan in Hell3. The First Temptation of Daphne
4. The Return of Martin Crane
5. Love Stinks
6. Room Full of Heroes
7. Bla-Z-Boy
8. The Two Hundredth
9. Sharing Kirby
10. Junior Agent
11. Bully for Martin
12. Mother Load (1)
13. Mother Load (2)
14. Juvenilia
15. The Proposal
16. Wheels of Fortune
17. Three Blind Dates
18. War of the Words
19. Deathtrap
20. The Love You Fake
21. Cheerful Goodbyes
22. Frasier Has Spokane
23. The Guilt Trippers
24. Moons Over Seattle
Season 10
1. The Ring Cycle2. Enemy at the Gate
3. Proxy Prexy
4. Kissing Cousin
5. Tales From the Crypt
6. Star Mitzvah
7. Bristle While You Work (1)
8. Rooms With a View (2)
9. Don't Go Breaking My Heart (3)
10. We Two Kings
11. Door Jam
12. The Harassed
13. Lilith Needs a Favor
14. Daphne Does Dinner
15. Trophy Girlfriend
16. Fraternal Schwinns
17. Kenny on the Couch
18. Roe to Perdition
19. Some Assembly Required
20. Farewell, Nervosa
21. The Devil and Dr. Phil
22. Fathers and Sons
23. Analyzed Kiss
24. A New Position for Roz
Season 11
1. No Sex Please, We're Skittish2. A Man, a Plan and a Gal: Julia
3. The Doctor Is Out
4. The Babysitter
5. The Placeholder
6. I'm Listening
7. Maris Returns (1)
8. Murder Most Maris (2)
9. Guns N' Neuroses
10. Seabee Jeebies
11. High Holidays
12. Frasier-Lite
13. The Ann Who Came To Dinner
14. Freudian Sleep
15. Caught in the Act
16. Boo!
17. Coots and Ladders
18. Match Game
19. Miss Right Now
20. And Frasier Makes Three
21. Detour
22. Crock Tales
23. Goodnight, Seattle