Home Improvement Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Pilot2. Mow Better Blues
3. Off Sides
4. Satellite On A Hot Tim's Roof
5. Wild Kingdom
6. Adventures In Fine Dining
7. Nothing More Than Feelings
8. Flying Sauces
9. Bubble, Bubble, Toil And Trouble
10. Reach Out And Teach Someone
11. Look Who's Not Talking
12. Yule Better Watch Out
13. Up Your Alley
14. For Whom The Belch Tolls
15. Forever Jung
16. Jill's Birthday
17. What About Bob?
18. Baby, It's Cold Outside
19. Unchained Malady
20. Birds Of A Feather Flock To Taylor
21. A Battle Of Wheels
22. Luck Be A Taylor Tonight
23. Al's Fair In Love And War
24. Stereo-Typical
Season 2
1. Read My Hips2. Rites And Wrongs Of Passage
3. Overactive Glance
4. Groin Pulls
5. Heavy Meddle
6. The Haunting Of Taylor House
7. Roomie For Improvement
8. May The Best Man Win
9. Where There's A Will, There's A Way
10. Let's Did Lunch
11. Abandoned Family
12. I'm Scheming Of A White Christmas
13. Bell Bottom Blues
14. Howard's End
15. Love Is A Many Splintered Thing
16. Dances With Tools
17. You're Driving Me Crazy, You're Driving Me Nuts
18. Bye Bye Birdie
19. Karate Or Not, Here I Come
20. Shooting Three To Make Tutu
21. Much Ado About Nana
22. Ex Marks The Spot
23. To Build Or Not To Build
24. Birth Of A Hot Rod
25. The Great Race
Season 3
1. Maybe, Baby2. Aisle See You In My Dreams
3. This Joke's For You
4. A Sew, Sew Evening
5. Arrivederci, Binford
6. Crazy For You
7. Blow Up
8. Be True To Your Tool
9. Dollars And Sense
10. A Frozen Moment
11. Feud For Thought
12. 'Twas the Blight Before Christmas
13. Slip Sleddin' Away
14. Dream On
15. Reel Men
16. The Colonel
17. Room For Change
18. The Eve Of Construction
19. Too Many Cooks
20. It Was The Best Of Tims, It Was The Worst Of Tims
21. Fifth Anniversary
22. Swing Time
23. What You See Is What You Get
24. Reality Bytes
25. The Great Race II
Season 4
1. Back In The Saddle Shoes Again2. Don't Tell Momma
3. Death Begins At Forty
4. The Eyes Don't Have It
5. He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible
6. Borland Ambition
7. Let's Go To The Videotape
8. Quibbling Siblings
9. My Dinner With Wilson
10. Ye Olde Shoppe Teacher
11. Some Like It Hot Rod
12. 'Twas the Night Before Chaos
13. The Route Of All Evil
14. Brother, Can You Spare A Hot Rod?
15. Super Bowl Fever
16. Bachelor Of The Year
17. It's My Party
18. A House Divided
19. The Naked Truth
20. Talk To Me
21. No, No, Godot
22. Tool Time After Dark
23. Sisters And Brothers
24. A Marked Man
25. Wilson's Girlfriend
Season 5
1. A Taylor Runs Through It2. The First Temptation Of Tim
3. Her Cheatin' Mind
4. Jill's Surprise Party
5. Advise And Repent
6. Let Them Eat Cake
7. The Look
8. Room Without A View
9. Chicago Hope
10. Doctor In The House
11. That's My Momma
12. 'Twas The Flight Before Christmas
13. Oh, Brother
14. High School Confidential
15. Tanks For The Memories
16. The Vasectomy One
17. Fear Of Flying
18. When Harry Kept Delores
19. Eye On Tim
20. The Bud Bowl
21. Engine And A Haircut, Two Fights
22. The Longest Day
23. Mr. Wilson's Opus
24. Shopping Around
25. Alarmed By Burglars
26. Games, Flames And Automobiles
Season 6
1. At Sea2. Future Shock
3. Workshop 'Til You Drop
4. Burnin' Love
5. Al's Video
6. Whose Car Is It Anyway?
7. I Was A Teenage Taylor
8. Jill And Her Sisters
9. The Tool Man Delivers
10. The Wood, The Bad And The Hungry
11. Workin' Man Blues
12. No Place Like Home
13. The Flirting Game
14. The Karate Kid Returns
15. Totally Tool Time
16. A Funny Valentine
17. Wilson's World
18. Something Old, Something Blue
19. Communication Breakdown
20. My Son, The Driver
21. Insult To Injury
22. Family Un-Ties
23. The Feminine Mistake
24. Taps
25. The Kiss And The Kiss-Off
Season 7
1. Quest For Fire2. Clash Of The Taylors
3. Room At The Top
4. Pump You Up
5. A Night To Dismember
6. The Niece
7. Jill's Passion
8. Losing My Religion
9. Thanksgiving
10. The Dating Game
11. Bright Christmas
12. The Old College Try
13. An Older Woman
14. Tim 'The Landlord' Taylor
15. Say Goodnight, Gracie
16. What a Drag
17. Taking Jill For Granite
18. Futile Attraction
19. Desperately Seeking Willow
20. The Write Stuff
21. The Son Also Mooches
22. Believe It Or Not
23. Rebel Without Night Driving Privileges
24. Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey
25. From Top To Bottom
Season 8
1. Whitewater2. Adios
3. All In The Family
4. Taylor Got Game
5. Al's Fair Lady
6. Bewitched
7. Not-So-Great Scott
8. Tim's First Car
9. Mr. Likeable
10. Thanks, But No Thanks
11. Home For The Holidays
12. Ploys For Tots
13. Chop Shop 'Til You Drop
14. Home Alone
15. Knee Deep
16. Mark's Big Break
17. Young At Heart
18. Love's Labour Lost (1)
19. Love's Labour Lost (2)
20. Neighbours
21. A Hardware Habit To Break
22. Loose Lips And Freudian Slips
23. Trouble-A-Bruin
24. Dead Weight
25. The Long And Winding Road (1)
26. The Long And Winding Road (2)
27. The Long And Winding Road (3)
28. Backstage Pass