House, M.D. Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. HOU-101 - Pilot2. HOU-105 - Paternity
3. HOU-102 - Occam's Razor
4. HOU-104 - Maternity
5. HOU-106 - Damned If You Do
6. HOU-103 - The Socratic Method
7. HOU-107 - Fidelity
8. HOU-108 - Poison
9. HOU-110 - DNR
10. HOU-111 - Histories
11. HOU-112 - Detox
12. HOU-109 - Sports Medicine
13. HOU-113 - Cursed
14. HOU-114 - Control
15. HOU-115 - Mob Rules
16. HOU-116 - Heavy
17. HOU-117 - Role Model
18. HOU-118 - Babies & Bathwater
19. HOU-119 - Kids
20. HOU-120 - Love Hurts
21. HOU-121 - Three Stories
22. HOU-122 - Honeymoon
Season 2
1. HOU-201 - Acceptance2. HOU-202 - Autopsy
3. HOU-203 - Humpty Dumpty
4. HOU-204 - TB or Not TB
5. HOU-205 - Daddy's Boy
6. HOU-206 - Spin
7. HOU-207 - Hunting
8. HOU-208 - The Mistake
9. HOU-209 - Deception
10. HOU-210 - Failure to Communicate
11. HOU-211 - Need to Know
12. HOU-212 - Distractions
13. HOU-213 - Skin Deep
14. HOU-214 - Sex Kills
15. HOU-215 - Clueless
16. HOU-216 - Safe
17. HOU-217 - All In
18. HOU-218 - Sleeping Dogs Lie
19. HOU-219 - House vs. God
20. HOU-220 - Euphoria (I)
21. HOU-221 - Euphoria (2)
22. HOU-222 - Forever
23. HOU-223 - Who's Your Daddy?
24. HOU-224 - No Reason
Season 3
1. HOU-301 - Meaning2. HOU-302 - Cane & Able
3. HOU-303 - Informed Consent
4. HOU-304 - Lines in the Sand
5. HOU-305 - Fools for Love
6. HOU-306 - Que Sera Sera
7. HOU-307 - Son of a Coma Guy
8. HOU-308 - Whac-A-Mole
9. HOU-309 - Finding Judas
10. HOU-310 - Merry Little Christmas
11. HOU-311 - Words and Deeds
12. HOU-313 - One Day, One Room
13. HOU-312 - Needle in a Haystack
14. HOU-314 - Insensitive
15. HOU-315 - Half-Wit
16. HOU-316 - Top Secret
17. HOU-317 - Fetal Position
18. HOU-318 - Airborne
19. HOU-319 - Act Your Age
20. HOU-320 - House Training
21. HOU-321 - Family
22. HOU-322 - Resignation
23. HOU-323 - The Jerk
24. HOU-324 - Human Error
Season 4
1. HOU-401 - Alone2. HOU-402 - The Right Stuff
3. HOU-403 - 97 Seconds
4. HOU-404 - Guardian Angels
5. HOU-405 - Mirror Mirror
6. HOU-406 - Whatever It Takes
7. HOU-407 - Ugly
8. HOU-408 - You Don't Want to Know
9. HOU-409 - Games
10. HOU-410 - It's A Wonderful Lie
11. HOU-411 - Frozen
12. HOU-412 - Don't Ever Change
13. HOU-413 - No More Mr. Nice Guy
14. HOU-414 - Living the Dream
15. HOU-415 - House's Head (Part 1)
16. HOU-416 - Wilson's Heart (Part 2)
Season 5
1. HOU-501 - Dying Changes Everything2. HOU-502 - Not Cancer
3. HOU-503 - Adverse Events
4. HOU-504 - Birthmarks
5. HOU-505 - Lucky Thirteen
6. HOU-506 - Joy
7. HOU-507 - The Itch
8. HOU-508 - Emancipation
9. HOU-509 - Last Resort (68 min)
10. HOU-510 - Let Them Eat Cake
11. HOU-511 - Joy to the World
12. HOU-512 - Painless
13. HOU-513 - Big Baby
14. The Greater Good
15. HOU-515 - Unfaithful
16. HOU-516 - The Softer Side
17. HOU-517 - The Social Contract
18. HOU-518 - Here Kitty
19. HOU-519 - Locked In
20. HOU-520 - Simple Explanation
21. HOU-521 - Saviors
22. HOU-522 - House Divided
23. Under My Skin
24. Both Sides Now
Season 6
1. Broken (120 min)2. HOU-603 - Epic Fail
3. HOU-604 - The Tyrant
4. HOU-605 - Instant Karma
5. HOU-606 - Brave Heart
6. HOU-607 - Known Unknowns
7. HOU-608 - Teamwork
8. HOU-609 - Ignorance is Bliss
9. HOU-610 - Wilson
10. HOU-611 - The Down Low
11. HOU-612 - Remorse
12. HOU-613 - Moving the Chains
13. HOU-614 - 5 to 9
14. HOU-615 - Private Lives
15. HOU-616 - Black Hole
16. HOU-617 - Lockdown
17. Knight Fall
18. Open and Shut
19. The Choice
20. HOU-622 - Baggage
21. Help Me
Season 7
1. HOU-701 - Now What?2. HOU-702 - Selfish
3. HOU-703 - Unwritten
4. HOU-704 - Massage Therapy
5. HOU-705 - Unplanned Parenthood
6. HOU-706 - Office Politics
7. HOU-707 - A Pox on Our House
8. HOU-708 - Small Sacrifices
9. HOU-709 - Larger Than Life
10. HOU-710 - Carrot or Stick
11. HOU-713 - Family Practice
12. HOU-711 - You Must Remember This
13. HOU-712 - Two Stories
14. HOU-714 - Recession Proof
15. HOU-715 - Bombshells
16. HOU-716 - Out of the Chute
17. HOU-717 - Fall From Grace
18. The Dig
19. Last Temptation
20. Changes
21. The Fix
22. HOU-722 - After Hours
23. HOU-723 - Moving On
Season 8
1. HOU-801 - Twenty Vicodin2. HOU-802 - Transplant
3. HOU-803 - Charity Case
4. HOU-804 - Risky Business
5. HOU-805 - The Confession
6. HOU-806 - Parents
7. HOU-807 - Dead & Buried
8. HOU-808 - Perils of Paranoia
9. HOU-809 - Better Half
10. Runaways
11. HOU-811 - Nobody's Fault
12. Chase
13. HOU-813 - Man of the House
14. HOU-814 - Love is Blind
15. HOU-815 - Blowing the Whistle
16. HOU-816 - Gut Check
17. We Need the Eggs
18. HOU-818 - Body and Soul
19. HOU-819 - The C-Word
20. HOU-820 - Post Mortem
21. HOU-821 - Holding On
22. HOU-822 - Everybody Dies