How I Met Your Mother Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Pilot2. Purple Giraffe
3. Sweet Taste of Liberty
4. Return of the Shirt
5. Okay Awesome
6. Slutty Pumpkin
7. Matchmaker
8. The Duel
9. Belly Full of Turkey
10. The Pineapple Incident
11. The Limo
12. The Wedding
13. Drumroll, Please
14. Zip, Zip, Zip
15. Game Night
16. Cupcake
17. Life Among the Gorillas
18. Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.
19. Mary the Paralegal
20. Best Prom Ever
21. Milk
22. Come On
Season 2
1. Where Were We?2. The Scorpion and the Toad
3. Brunch
4. Ted Mosby: Architect
5. World's Greatest Couple
6. Aldrin Justice
7. Swarley
8. Atlantic City
9. Slap Bet
10. Single Stamina
11. How Lily Stole Christmas
12. First Time in New York
13. Columns
14. Monday Night Football
15. Lucky Penny
16. Stuff
17. Arrivederci, Fiero
18. Moving Day
19. Bachelor Party
20. Showdown
21. Something Borrowed
22. Something Blue
Season 3
1. Wait for It2. We're Not from Here
3. Third Wheel
4. Little Boys
5. How I Met Everyone Else
6. I'm Not That Guy
7. Dowisetrepla
8. Spoiler Alert
9. Slapsgiving
10. The Yips
11. The Platinum Rule
12. No Tomorrow
13. Ten Sessions
14. The Bracket
15. The Chain of Screaming
16. Sandcastles in the Sand
17. The Goat
18. Rebound Bro
19. Everything Must Go
20. Miracles
Season 4
1. Do I Know You?2. The Best Burger in New York
3. I Heart NJ
4. Intervention
5. Shelter Island
6. Happily Ever After
7. Not a Father's Day
8. Woooo!
9. The Naked Man
10. The Fight
11. Little Minnesota
12. Benefits
13. Three Days of Snow
14. The Possimpible
15. The Stinsons
16. Sorry, Bro
17. The Front Porch
18. Old King Clancy
19. Murtaugh
20. Mosbius Designs
21. The Three Days Rule
22. Right Place, Right Time
23. As Fast as She Can
24. The Leap
Season 5
1. Definitions2. Double Date
3. Robin 101
4. The Sexless Innkeeper
5. Duel Citizenship
6. Bagpipes
7. The Rough Patch
8. The Playbook
9. Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
10. The Window
11. Last Cigarette Ever
12. Girls vs. Suits
13. Jenkins
14. Perfect Week
15. Rabbit or Duck
16. Hooked
17. Of Course
18. Say Cheese
19. Zoo or False
20. Home Wreckers
21. Twin Beds
22. Robots vs. Wrestlers
23. The Wedding Bride
24. Doppelgangers
Season 6
1. Big Days2. Cleaning House
3. Unfinished
4. Subway Wars
5. Architect of Destruction
6. Baby Talk
7. Canning Randy
8. Natural History
9. Glitter
10. Blitzgiving
11. The Mermaid Theory
12. False Positive
13. Bad News
14. Last Words
15. Oh Honey
16. Desperation Day
17. Garbage Island
18. A Change of Heart
19. Legendaddy
20. The Exploding Meatball Sub
21. Hopeless
22. The Perfect Cocktail
23. Landmarks
24. Challenge Accepted
Season 7
1. The Best Man2. The Naked Truth
3. Ducky Tie
4. The Stinson Missile Crisis
5. Field Trip
6. Mystery vs. History
7. Noretta
8. The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
9. Disaster Averted
10. Tick Tick Tick...
11. The Rebound Girl
12. Symphony of Illumination
13. Tailgate
14. 46 Minutes
15. The Burning Beekeeper
16. The Drunk Train
17. No Pressure
18. Karma
19. The Broath
20. Trilogy Time
21. Now We're Even
22. Good Crazy
23. The Magician's Code (1)
24. The Magician's Code (2)
Season 8
1. Farhampton2. The Pre-Nup
3. Nannies
4. Who Wants to Be a Godparent?
5. The Autumn of Break-Ups
6. Splitsville
7. The Stamp Tramp
8. Twelve Horny Women
9. Lobster Crawl
10. The Over-Correction
11. The Final Page (1)
12. The Final Page (2)
13. Band or DJ?
14. Ring Up!
15. P.S. I Love You
16. Bad Crazy
17. The Ashtray
18. Weekend at Barney's
19. The Fortress
20. The Time Travelers
21. Romeward Bound
22. The Bro Mitzvah
23. Something Old
24. Something New
Season 9
1. The Locket2. Coming Back
3. Last Time in New York
4. The Broken Code
5. The Poker Game
6. Knight Vision
7. No Questions Asked
8. The Lighthouse
9. Platonish
10. Mom and Dad
11. Bedtime Stories
12. The Rehearsal Dinner
13. Bass Player Wanted
14. Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra
15. Unpause
16. How Your Mother Met Me
17. Sunrise
18. Rally
19. Vesuvius
20. Daisy
21. Gary Blauman
22. The End of the Aisle
23. Last Forever (1)
24. Last Forever (2)