King of the Hill Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. 4E01 - Pilot2. 4E02 - Square Peg
3. 4E03 - The Order of the Straight Arrow
4. 4E05 - Hank's Got the Willies
5. 4E04 - Luanne's Saga
6. 4E07 - Hank's Unmentionable Problem
7. 4E06 - Westie Side Story
8. 4E08 - Shins of the Father
9. 4E10 - Peggy the Boggle Champ
10. 4E09 - Keeping Up With Our Joneses
11. 4E13 - King of the Ant Hill
12. 4E11 - Plastic White Female
Season 2
1. How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying2. Texas City Twister
3. The Arrow Head
4. Hilloween
5. Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)
6. Husky Bobby
7. The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteberg
8. The Son That Got Away
9. The Company Man
10. Bobby Slam
11. The Unbearable Blindness of Laying
12. Meet the Manger Babies
13. Snow Job
14. I Remember Mono
15. Three Days of the Kahndo
16. Traffic Jam
17. Hank's Dirty Laundry
18. The Final Shinsult
19. Leanne's Saga
20. Junkie Business
21. Life In The Fast Lane Bobby's Saga
22. Peggy's Turtle Song
23. Propane Boom Part 1
Season 3
1. Death of a Propane Salesman2. nd They Call It Bobby Love
3. Peggy's Headache
4. Pregnant Paws
5. Next of Shin
6. Peggy's Pageant Fever
7. Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
8. Good Hill Hunting
9. Pretty, Pretty Dresses
10. A Firefighting We Will Go
11. To Spank, with Love
12. Three Coaches and a Bobbyv
13. De-Kahnstructing Henry
14. The Wedding of Bobby Hill
15. Sleight of Hank
16. Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta
17. Escape from Party Island
18. Love Hurts...and So Does Art
19. Hank's Cowboy Movie
20. Dog Dale Afternoon
21. Revenge of the Lutefisk
22. Death and Texas
23. Wings of the Dope
24. Take Me Out of the Ball Game
25. As Old as the Hills... (Part 1)
Season 4
1. ...Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall (Part 2)2. Cotton's Plot
3. Bills Are Made to Be Broken
4. Little Horrors of Shop
5. Aisle 8A
6. A Beer Can Named Desire
7. The Hank's Giving Episode
8. Not in My Back-hoe
9. To Kill a Ladybird
10. Hillennium
11. Old Glory
12. Rodeo Days
13. Hanky Panky (Part 1)
14. High Anxiety (Part 2)
15. Naked Ambition
16. Movin' on Up
17. Bill of Sales
18. Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
19. Hank's Bad Hair Day
20. Meet the Propaniacs
21. Nancy's Boys
22. Flush with Power
23. Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
24. Peggy's Fan Fair
Season 5
1. 5ABE02 - The Perils of Polling2. 5ABE01 - The Buck Stops Here
3. 4ABE24 - I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be... Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo...Don't Want to Wait
4. 5ABE05 - Spin the Choice
5. 5ABE04 - Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
6. 5ABE03 - When Cotton Comes Marching Home Again
7. 5ABE07 - What Makes Bobby Run?
8. 5ABE08 - 'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
9. 5ABE10 - Chasing Bobby
10. 5ABE06 - Yankee Hankie
11. 5ABE12 - Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
12. 5ABE14 - Now Who's the Dummy?
13. 5ABE15 - Ho Yeah!
14. 5ABE09 - The Exterminator
15. 5ABE16 - Luanne Virgin 2.0
16. 5ABE11 - Hank's Choice
17. 5ABE18 - It's Not Easy Being Green
18. 5ABE19 - The Trouble with Gribbles
19. 5ABE17 - Hank's Back Story
20. 5ABE22 - Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
Season 6
1. 5ABE24 - Bobby Goes Nuts2. 6ABE02 - Soldier of Misfortune
3. 5ABE13 - Lupe's Revenge
4. 6ABE04 - The Father, the Son and J.C.
5. 6ABE06 - Father of the Bribe
6. 6ABE09 - I'm with Cupid
7. 6ABE12 - Torch Song Hillogy
8. 6ABE03 - Joust like a Woman
9. 6ABE14 - The Bluegrass is Always Greener
10. 5ABE21 - The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
11. 5ABE20 - Unfortunate Son
12. 6ABE07 - Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
13. 6ABE10 - Tankin' it to the Streets
14. 6ABE08 - Of Mice and Little Green Men
15. 6ABE11 - A Man Without a Country Club
16. 6ABE13 - Beer and Loathing
17. 6ABE15 - Fun with Jane and Jane
18. 6ABE16 - My Own Private Rodeo
19. 6ABE05 - Sug Night
20. 6ABE17 - Dang Ol' Love
21. 6ABE20 - Returning Japanese (1)
22. 6ABE21 - Returning Japanese (2)
Season 7
1. 7ABE01 - Get Your Freak Off2. 7ABE03 - The Fat and the Furious
3. 6ABE19 - Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
4. 6ABE01 - Goodbye Normal Jeans
5. 7ABE02 - Dances With Dogs
6. 6ABE22 - The Son Also Roses
7. 6ABE18 - The Texas Skilsaw Massacre
8. 7ABE04 - Full Metal Dust Jacket
9. 5ABE23 - Pigmalion
10. 7ABE05 - Megalo Dale
11. 7ABE07 - Boxing Luanne
12. 7ABE09 - Vision Quest
13. 7ABE10 - Queasy Rider
14. 7ABE08 - Board Games
15. 7ABE06 - An Officer and a Gentle Boy
16. 7ABE11 - The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
17. 7ABE13 - The Good Buck
18. 7ABE14 - I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
19. 7ABE12 - Be True to Your Fool
20. 7ABE17 - Racist Dawg
21. 7ABE16 - Night and Deity
22. 7ABE18 - Maid in Arlen
23. 7ABE20 - The Witches of East Arlen
Season 8
1. 8ABE01 - Patch Boomhauer2. 8ABE02 - Reborn To Be Wild
3. 7ABE15 - New Cowboy on the Block
4. 8ABE04 - The Incredible Hank
5. 7ABE22 - Flirting With the Master
6. 7ABE19 - After the Mold Rush
7. 8ABE05 - Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
8. 7ABE21 - Rich Hank, Poor Hank
9. 8ABE03 - Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill
10. 8ABE06 - That's What She Said
11. 8ABE09 - My Hair Lady
12. 8ABE10 - Phish and Wildlife
13. 8ABE07 - Cheer Factor
14. 8ABE11 - Dale Be Not Proud
15. 8ABE08 - Après Hank, le Deluge
16. 8ABE12 - Daletech
17. 8ABE14 - How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
18. 8ABE16 - Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
19. 8ABE13 - Stressed For Success
20. 8ABE15 - Hank's Back
21. 8ABE17 - The Redneck on Rainey Street
22. 8ABE20 - Talking Shop!
Season 9
1. A Rover Runs Through It2. Ms. Wakefield
3. Death Buys a Timeshare
4. Yard, She Blows!
5. Dale to the Chief
6. The Petriot Act
7. Enrique-cilable Differences
8. Mutual of Omabwah
9. Care-Takin' Care of Business
10. Arlen City Bomber
11. Redcorn Gambles with His Future
12. Smoking and the Bandit
13. Gone with the Windstorm
14. Bobby on Track
15. It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings
Season 10
1. Hank's on Board2. Bystand Me
3. Bill's House
4. Harlottown
5. Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown
6. Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?
7. You Gotta Believe (in Moderation)
8. Business Is Picking Up
9. The Year of Washing Dangerously
10. Hank Fixes Everything
11. Church Hopping
12. 24 Hour Propane People
13. The Texas Panhandler
14. Hank's Bully
15. Edu-macating Lucky
Season 11
1. KH-1102 - The Peggy Horror Picture Show2. KH-1101 - SerPUNt
3. KH-1103 - Blood and Sauce
4. KH-1104 - Luanne Gets Lucky
5. KH-1105 - Hank Gets Dusted
6. KH-1106 - Glen Peggy Glen Ross
7. KH-1107 - The Passion of the Dauterive
8. KH1108 - Grand Theft Arlen
9. KH-1109 - Peggy's Gone to Pots
10. KH-1110 - Hair Today, Gone Today
11. KH-1111 - Bill, Bulk, and the Body Buddies
12. KH-1005 - Lucky's Wedding Suit
Season 12
1. KH-1113 - Suite Smells of Excess2. Bobby Rae
3. KH-1116 - The Powder Puff Boys
4. KH-1115 - Four Wave Intersection
5. KH-1114 - Death Picks Cotton
6. KH-1117 - Raise the Steaks
7. KH-1119 - Tears of an Inflatable Clown
8. KH-1118 - The Minh Who Knew Too Much
9. Dream Weaver
10. KH-1201 - Doggone Crazy
11. KH-1202 - Trans-Fascism
12. KH-1203 - Three Men and a Bastard
13. KH-1204 - The Accidental Terrorist
14. KH-1205 - Lady and Gentrification
15. KH-1206 - Behind Closed Doors
16. KH-1207 - Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
17. KH-1208 - Six Characters in Search of a House
18. KH-1209 - The Courtship of Joseph's Father
19. KH-1210 - Strangeness on a Train
20. KH-1211 - Cops and Robert
21. KH-1212 - It Came from the Garage
22. KH-1213 - Life: A Loser's Manual
Season 13
1. Dia-bill-ic Shock2. Earthy Girls are Easy
3. KH-1218 - Square-Footed Monster
4. KH-1214 - Lost in Myspace
5. KH-1215 - No Bobby Left Behind
6. KH-1219 - A Bill Full of Dollars
7. KH-1220 - Straight as an Arrow
8. KH-1301 - Lucky See, Monkey Do
9. KH-1302 - What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Convention in Memphis
10. KH-1303 - Master of Puppets
11. Bwah My Nose
12. KH-1305 - Uncool Customer
13. KH-1306 - Nancy Does Dallas
14. KH-1307 - Born Again on the Fourth of July
15. KH-1308 - Serves Me Right For Giving General George S. Patton The Bathroom Key
16. KH-1309 - Bad News Bill
17. KH-1310 - Manger Baby Einstein
18. KH-1311 - Uh-Oh Canada
19. KH-1312 - The Boy Can't Help It
20. To Sirloin with Love
21. The Honeymooners
22. Bill Gathers Moss
23. When Joseph Met Lori and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet
24. Just Another Manic Kahn-Day