Last of the Summer Wine (1973) Episode Scripts
Season 1
. Of Funerals And Fish1. Short Back and Palais Guide
2. LLC1044S - Inventor Of The 40-Foot Ferret
3. LLC1043Y - Pate And Chips
4. LLC1045L - Spring Fever
5. LLC1163H - The New Mobile Trio
6. LLC1046F - Hail Smiling Morn Or Thereabouts
Season 2
1. LLC1196N - Forked Lightning2. LLC1198B - Who's That Dancing With Nora Batty?
3. LLC1201Y - The Changing Face Of Rural Blamire
4. LLC1199W - Some Enchanted Evening
5. LLC1197H - A Quiet Drink
6. LLC1200E - Ballad For Wind Instruments And Canoe
7. LLC1234E - Northern Flying Circus
Season 3
1. LLCG491B - The Man From Oswestry2. LLCG492W - Mending Stuart's Leg
3. LLCG493P - The Great Boarding House Bathroom Caper
4. LLCG494J - Cheering Up Gordon
5. LLCG497R - The Kink In Foggy's Niblick
6. LLCG495D -
7. LLC1391W - Isometrics And After
Season 4
1. LLCF952J - Ferret Come Home2. LLCF951P - Getting On Sidney's Wire
3. LLCF953D - Jubilee
4. LLCF955R - Flower Power Cut
5. LLCF956K - Who's Made A Bit Of A Splash In Wales Then?
6. LLCF957E - Greenfingers
7. LLC1504K - A Merry Heatwave
8. LLCF954X - The Bandit From Stoke-On-Trent
9. LLC1575S - Small Tune On A Penny Wassail
Season 5
1. LLCA527D - Full Steam Behind2. LLCA521N - The Flag And Its Snags
3. LLCA522H - The Flag And Further Snags
4. LLCA526J - Deep In The Heart Of Yorkshire
5. LLCA525P - Earnshaw Strikes Back
6. LLCA523B - Here We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder
7. LLCA524W - Here We Go Again Into The Wild Blue Yonder
8. LLCA529R - And A Dewhurst Up A Fir Tree
9. LLCD010J - Whoops
Season 6
1. LLCD013R - In The Service Of Humanity2. LLCD011D - Car And Garter
3. LLCD012X - The Odd Dog Men
4. LLCD014K - A Bicycle Made For Three
5. LLCD017S - One Of The Last Few Places Unexplored By Man
6. LLCD016Y - Serenade For Tight Jeans And Metal Detector
7. LLCD015E - From Wellies To Wetsuit
8. LLCE507N - All Mod Conned
Season 7
1. LLCE501Y - The Frozen Turkey Man2. LLCE504F - The White Man's Grave
3. LLCE506T - The Waist Land
4. LLCE503L - Cheering Up Ludovic
5. LLCE502S - The Three Astaires
6. LLCE505A - The Arts Of Concealment
7. LLCF040R - Getting Sam Home
Season 8
1. LLCG081E - The Mysterious Feet Of Nora Batty2. LLCG082Y - Keeping Britain Tidy
3. LLCG083S - Enter The Phantom
4. LLCG084L - Catching Digby's Donkey
5. LLCG086A - The Woollen Mills Of Your Mind
6. LLCG087T - Who's Looking After The Cafe Then?
7. LLCH500S - Uncle Of The Bride
Season 9
1. LLC1663D - Why Does Norman Clegg Buy Ladies' Elastic Stockings?2. LLC1661P - The Heavily Reinforced Bottom
3. LLC1658H - Dried Dates And Codfanglers
4. LLC1652S - The Really Masculine Purse
5. LLC1653L - Who's Feeling Ejected Then?
6. LLC1654F - The Ice-Cream Man Cometh
7. LLCI655A - Set The People Free
9. LLC1657N - Jaws
10. LLCI662J - Edie And The Automobile
11. LLCI659B - Wind Power
12. LLCI660W - When You Take A Good Bite Of Yorkshire, It Tastes Terrible
13. LLCI663D - Merry Christmas, Father Christmas
14. LLCJ200K - Big Day At Dream Acres
Season 10
1. LLCK101B - The Experiment2. LLCK102B - The Treasure Of The Deep
3. LLCK103W - Dancing Feet
4. LLCK104P - That Certain Smile
5. LLCK105J - Downhill Racer
6. LLCK106D - The Day Of The Welsh Ferret
7. LLCK107X - Crums
Season 11
1. Come Back, Jack Harry Teesdale2. The Kiss And Mavis Poskitt
3. Oh Shut Up And Eat Your Choc Ice
4. Who's That Bloke With Nora Batty Then?
5. Happy Anniversary Gough And Jessie
6. Getting Barry Higher In The World
7. Three Men And A Mangle
8. What's Santa Brought For Nora Then?
Season 12
1. Return Of The Warrior2. Come In, Sunray Major
3. The Charity Balls
4. Walking Stiff Can Make You Famous
5. That's Not Captain Zero
6. Das Welly Boot
7. The Empire That Foggy Nearly Built
8. The Last Surviving Maurice Chevalier Impression
9. Roll On
10. A Landlady For Smiler
11. Barry's Christmas
Season 13
1. Quick, Quick, Slow2. Give Us A Lift
3. Was That Nora Batty Singing?
4. Cash Flow Problems
5. Passing The Earring
6. Situations Vacant
6. Pole Star
Season 14
1. By The Magnificent Thighs Of Ernie Burniston2. Errol Flynn Used To Have A Pair Like That
3. The Phantom Of The Graveyard
4. The Self-Propelled Salad Strainer
5. Ordeal By Trousers
6. Happy Birthday, Howard
7. Who's Got Rhythm?
8. Camera Shy
9. Wheelies
10. Stop That Castle
Season 15
1. How To Clear Your Pipes2. Where There's Smoke, There's Barbecue
3. The Black Widow
4. Have You Got A Light Mate?
5. Stop That Bath
6. Springing Smiler
7. Concerto For Solo Bicycle
8. There Are Gypsies At The Bottom Of Our Garden
9. Aladdin Gets On Your Wick
10. Welcome To Earth
Season 16
1. The Man Who Nearly Knew Pavarotti2. The Glory Hole
3. Adopted By A Stray
4. The Defeat Of The Stoneworm
5. Once In A Moonlit Junkyard
6. The Space Ace
7. The Most Powerful Eyeballs In West Yorkshire
8. The Dewhursts Of Ogleby Hall
9. The Sweet Smell Of Excess
Season 17
1. Leaving Home Forever Or Till Teatime2. Bicycle Bonanza
3. The Glamour Of The Uniform
4. The First Human Being To Ride A Hill
5. Captain Clutterbuck's Treasure
6. Desperate For A Duffield
7. The Suit That Turned Left
8. Beware Of The Elbow
9. The Thing In Wesley's Shed
10. Brushes At Dawn
11. A Leg Up For Christmas
12. Extra! Extra!
Season 18
2. Bicycle Bonanza3. The Glamour Of The Uniform
4. The First Human Being To Ride A Hill
5. Captain Clutterbuck's Treasure
6. Desperate For A Duffield
7. The Suit That Turned Left
8. Beware Of The Elbow
9. The Thing In Wesley's Shed
10. Brushes At Dawn
Season 19
1. Beware The Oglethorpe2. Tarzan Of The Towpath
3. Truly And The Hole Truth
4. Oh Howard, We Should Get One Of Those
5. The Suit That Attracts Blondes
6. The Only Diesel Saxophone In Captivity
7. Perfection - Thy Name Is Ridley
8. Nowhere Particular
9. From Audrey Nash To The Widow Dilhooley
10. Support Your Local Skydiver
Season 20
1. The Pony Set2. How Errol Flynn Discovered The Secret Scar Of Nora Batty
3. Who's Thrown Her Tom Cruise Photos Away?
4. What's Happened To Barry's Nose?
5. Optimism In The Housing Market
6. Will Barry Go Septic Despite Listening To Classical Music?
7. Beware The Vanilla Slice
8. Howard Throws A Wobbler
9. The Phantom Number 14 Bus
10. Ironing Day
11. Last Post And Pigeon
Season 21
1. Lipstick And Other Problems2. Under The Rug
3. Magic And The Morris Minor
4. Elegy For Fallen Wellies
5. Surprise At Throstlenest
6. Just A Small Funeral
7. From Here To Paternity
8. Some Vans Can Make You Deaf
9. Waggoner's Roll
10. I Didn't Know Barry Could Play
Season 22
1. Getting Barry's Goat2. The Art Of The Shorts Story
3. The Missing Bus Of Mrs. Avery
4. Hey! Big Vendor
5. Enter The Hawk
6. Gnome And Away
7. A Hair Of The Blonde That Bit You
8. A White Sweater And A Solicitor's Letter
9. Why Is Barry At An Angle?
10. Coming Of The Beast
Season 23
1. A Brief Excursion In The Fast Lane2. The Mystical Squeak Of Howard's Bicycle
3. Mervyn Would Be Proud
4. The Incredible Ordeal Of Norman Clegg
5. Beware Of The Hot Dog
6. In Search Of Childlike Joy And The Farthest Reaches Of The Lotus Position
7. A Chaise Longue Too Far
8. Exercising Father's Bicycle
9. Sadly, Madly, Bradley
10. It All Began With An Old Volvo Headlamp
11. A Musical Passing for a Miserable Muscroft
Season 24
1. The Lair of the Cat Creature2. Ancient Eastern Wisdom: An Introduction
3. A Pick-Up of the Later Ming Dynasty
4. The Secret Birthday of Norman Clegg
5. In Which Gavin Hinchcliffe Loses the Gulf Stream
6. The Miraculous Curing of Old Goff Helliwell
7. The Frenchies Are Coming
8. The Man Who Invented Yorkshire Funny Stuff
9. The Second Husband and the Showgirls
10. All of a Florrie
11. A Short Burst Of Fred Astaire
Season 25
1. 203 - Jurassic No Parking2. 204 - The General's Greatest Battle
3. 205 - Spores
4. 206 - Happy Birthday Robin Hood
5. 207 - Who's That With Barry And Glenda? It's Not Barry And Glenda
6. 208 - An Apple A Day
7. 209 - Barry Becomes A Psychopathic Killer, but Only Part Time
8. 210 - Things To Do When Your Wife Runs Off With A Turkish Waiter
9. 211 - Beware of Laughing at Nora's Hats
10. 212 - Yours Truly - If You're Not Careful
11. Variations on a Theme of the Widow Winstanley
Season 26
1. The Swan Man Of Ilkley2. Watching the Clock
3. Has Anyone Seen a Peruvian Wart?
4. Hermione (The Short Course)
5. Who's That Mouse in the Poetry Group?
6. Available for Weddings
7. The McDonaghs of Jamieson Street
8. The Afterthoughts of a Co-op Manager
9. Lot Number 8
10. Little Orphan Howard
11. Merry Enthwhistle and Jackson Day
Season 27
1. Follow That Bottle2. How to Remove a Cousin
3. Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife Crisis?
4. The Genuine Outdoors Robin Hood Barbi
5. Barry in Danger from Reading and Aunt Jessie
6. Who's That Merry Man With Billy Then
7. Who's That Talking to Lenny
8. Oh Look! Mitzi's Found Her Mummy
10. 2706 - Plenty of Room in the Back
Season 28
1. ENTA422J - The Second Stag Night of Doggy Wilkinson2. What Happened to the Horse?
3. Variations on a Theme of Road Rage
4. ENTA424X - In Which Howard Gets Double Booked
5. ENTA425R - Will The Nearest Alien Please Come In
6. ENTA426K - Elegy for Small Creature and Clandestine Trackbike
7. ENTA427E - The Crowcroft Challenge
8. Must Be Good Dancer
9. In Which Howard Remembers Where He Left His Bicycle Pump
10. Sinclair And The Wormley Witches
Season 29
1. 2901 - Enter the Finger2. Will the Genuine Racer Please Stand Up?
3. A Short Introduction to Cooper's Rules
4. Is Jeremy Quite Safe?
5. All That Glitters is Not Elvis
6. 2906 - Eva's Back in Town
7. In Which Romance Isn't Dead - Just Incompetent
8. The Mischievous Tinkle in Howard's Eyes
8. Of Passion and Pizza
10. It's Never Ten Years
11. Get Out Of That, Then
Season 30
1. Some Adventures of the Inventor of the Mother Stitch2. The mother of all mistakes - or is it?
3. Will Howard cross the Atlantic single-handed?
4. Who's that looking sideways at Nelly?
5. Nobody messes with Tony the Throat
6. Will Stella find true love with Norris Fairburn?
7. Will Randolph make a good impression?
8. In which romance springs a leak.
9. Variations on a theme of Father's Day
10. Goodnight Sweet Ferret.