Married with Children Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Pilot2. Thinnergy
3. But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy
4. Whose Room is It Anyway?
5. Have You Driven a Ford Lately
6. Sixteen Years and What Do You Get
7. Married ... Without Children
8. The Poker Game
9. Peggy Sue Got Work
10. Al Loses His Cherry
11. Nightmare on Al's Street
12. Where's the Boss
13. Johnny Be Gone
Season 2
1. Poppy's by the Tree, Part 12. Poppy's by the Tree, Part 2
3. If I Were a Rich Man
4. Buck Can Do It
5. Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Part 1
6. Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Part 2
7. For Whom the Bell Tolls
8. Born to Walk
9. Alley of the Dolls
10. The Razor's Edge
11. How Do You Spell Revenge?
12. Earth Angel
13. You Better Watch Out
14. Guys and Dolls
15. Build a Better Mousetrap
16. Master the Possibilities
17. Peggy Loves Al, Yeah Yeah, Yeah
18. The Great Escape
19. Im-Po-Dent
20. Just Married ... with Children
21. Father Lode
22. All in the Family
Season 3
1. He Thought He Could2. I'm Going to Sweatland
3. Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story)
4. The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)
5. A Dump of My Own
6. Her Cups Runneth Over
7. The Bald and the Beautiful
8. The Gypsy Cried
9. Requiem for a Dead Barber
10. I'll See You in Court
11. Eatin' Out
12. My Mom, the Mom
13. Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)
14. A Three Job, No Income Family
15. The Harder They Fall
16. The House That Peg Lost
17. Married ... with Prom Queen (1)
18. Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)
19. The Dateless Amigo
20. The Computer Show
21. Life's a Beach
22. Here's Lookin' at You, Kid
Season 4
1. Hot Off the Grill2. Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics
3. Buck Saves the Day
4. Tooth or Consequences
5. He Ain't Much, But He's Mine
6. Fair Exchange
7. Desperately Seeking Miss October
8. 976-SHOE
9. Oh, What a Feeling
10. At the Zoo
11. It's a Bundyful Life (1)
12. It's a Bundyful Life (2)
13. Who'll Stop the Rain
14. A Taxing Problem
15. Rock and Roll Girl
16. You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em (1)
17. You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2)
18. What Goes Around Comes Around
19. Peggy Turns 300
20. Peggy Made a Little Lamb
21. Raingirl
22. The Agony of De-Feet
23. Yard Sale
Season 5
1. We'll Follow the Sun2. Al ... with Kelly
3. Sue Casa, His Casa
4. The Unnatural
5. The Dance Show
6. Kelly Bounces Back
7. Married ... with Aliens
9. Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
10. One Down, Two to Go
11. And Baby Makes Money
12. Married ... with Who
13. The Godfather
14. Look Who's Barking
15. A Man's Castle
16. All Night Security Dude
17. Oldies But Young 'Uns
18. Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers
19. Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?
20. Top of the Heap
21. You Better Shop Around (1)
22. You Better Shop Around (2)
23. Route 666 (1)
24. Route 666 (2)
25. Buck the Stud
Season 6
1. She's Having My Baby (1)2. She's Having My Baby (2)
3. If Al Had a Hammer
4. Cheese, Cues and Blood
5. Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places
6. Buck Has a Belly Ache
7. If I Could See Me Now
8. God's Shoes
9. Kelly Does Hollywood (1)
10. Kelly Does Hollywood (2)
11. Al Bundy, Shoe Dick
12. So This is How Sinatra Felt
13. I Who Have Nothing
14. The Mystery of Skull Island
15. Just Shoe It
16. Rites of Passage
17. The Egg and I
18. My Dinner with Anthrax
19. Psychic Avengers
20. Hi I.Q.
21. Teacher Pets
22. The Goodbye Girl
23. The Gas Station Show
24. England Show (1)
25. England Show (2)
26. England Show (3)
Season 7
1. Magnificent Seven2. T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp
3. Every Bundy Has a Birthday
4. Al on the Rocks
5. What I Did for Love
6. Frat Chance
7. The Chicago Wine Party
8. Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
9. Rock of Ages
10. Death of a Shoe Salesman
11. Old College Try
12. Christmas
13. The Wedding Show
14. It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
15. Heels on Wheels
16. Mr. Empty Pants
17. You Can't Miss
18. Peggy and the Pirates
19. Go for the Old
20. Un-Alful Entry
21. Movie Show
22. 'Til Death Do Us Part
23. Tis Time to Smell the Roses
24. Old Insurance Dodge
25. Wedding Repercussions
26. The Proposition
Season 8
1. A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?2. Hood 'n the Boyz
3. Proud to Be Your Bud?
4. Luck of the Bundys
5. Banking on Marcy
6. No Chicken, No Check
7. Take My Wife, Please
8. Scared Single
9. NO MA'AM
10. Dances with Weezie
11. Change for a Buck
12. A Little Off the Top
13. The Worst Noel
14. Sofa So Good
15. Honey, I Blew Up Myself
16. How Green Was My Apple
17. Valentine's Day Massacre
18. Get Outta Dodge
19. Field of Screams
20. The D'Arcy Files
21. Nooner or Later
22. Ride Scare
23. The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
24. Assault and Batteries
25. Al Goes Deep
26. Kelly Knows Something
Season 9
1. Shoeway to Heaven2. Driving Mr. Boondy
3. Kelly Breaks Out
4. Naughty But Niece
5. Business Sucks
6. Business Still Sucks
7. Dial "B" for Virgin
8. Sleepless in Chicago
9. No Pot to Pease In
10. Dud Bowl
12. I Want My Psycho Dad (1)
13. I Want My Psycho Dad (2)
14. The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked
15. Kelly Takes a Shot
16. Get the Dodge Outta Hell
17. 25 Years and What Do You Get?
18. Ship Happens (1)
19. Ship Happens (2)
20. Something Larry This Way Comes
21. And Bingo Was Her Game-O
22. User Friendly
23. Pump Fiction
24. Radio Free Trumaine
25. Shoeless Al
26. The Undergraduate
Season 10
1. Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner2. A Shoe Room with a View
3. Requiem for a Dead Briard
4. Reverend Al
5. How Bleen Was My Kelly
6. The Weaker Sex
7. Flight of the Bumblebee
8. Blonde and Blonder
9. The Two That Got Away
10. Dud Bowl II
11. Bearly Men
12. Love Conquers Al
13. I Can't Believe It's Butter
14. The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (1)
15. The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (2)
16. Calendar Girl
17. The Agony and the Extra C
18. Spring Break (1)
19. Spring Break (2)
20. Turning Japanese
21. Al Goes to the Dogs
22. Enemies
23. Bud Hits the Books
24. Kiss of the Coffee Woman
25. Torch Song Duet
26. The Joke's on Al
Season 11
1. Twisted2. Children of the Corns
3. Kelly's Gotta Habit
4. Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)
5. Requiem for a Chevyweight (2)
6. A Bundy Thanksgiving
7. The Juggs Have Left the Building
8. God Help Ye Merry Bundymen
9. Crimes Against Obesity
10. The Stepford Peg
11. Bud on the Side
12. Grime and Punishment
13. T*R*A*S*H
14. Breaking Up is Easy to Do (1)
15. Breaking Up is Easy to Do (2)
16. Breaking Up is Easy to Do (3)
17. Live Nude Peg
18. A Babe in Toyland
19. Birthday Boy Toy
20. Lez Be Friends
21. Damn Bundys
22. The Desperate Half-Hour (1)
23. How to Marry a Moron (2)
24. Chicago Shoe Exchange