Mike & Molly Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Pilot2. First Date
3. First Kiss
4. Mike's Not Ready
5. Carl is Jealous
6. Mike's Apartment
7. After the Lovin'
8. Mike Snores
9. Mike's New Boots
10. Molly Gets a Hat
11. Carl Gets a Girl
12. First Christmas
13. Mike Goes to the Opera
14. Molly Makes Soup
15. Jim Won't Eat
16. First Valentine's Day
17. Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb
18. Mike's Feet
19. Peggy Shaves Her Legs
20. Opening Day
21. Samuel Gets Fired
22. Cigar Talk
23. Victoria's Birthday
24. Peggy's New Beau
Season 2
1. Goin' Fishin'2. Dennis's Birthday
3. Mike in the House
4. '57 Chevy Bel Air
5. Victoria Runs Away
6. Happy Halloween
7. Carl Meets a Lady
8. Peggy Gets a Job
9. Mike Cheats
10. Molly Needs a Number
11. Christmas Break
12. Carl Has Issues
13. Victoria Can't Drive
14. Joyce's Choices
15. Valentine's Piggyback
16. Surprise
17. Mike Likes Lasagna
18. Peggy Goes to Branson
19. Molly Can't Lie
20. The Dress
21. Bachelor/Bachelorette
22. The Rehearsal
23. The Wedding
Season 3
1. The Honeymoon is Over2. Vince Takes a Bath
3. Mike Likes Cake
4. Molly in the Middle
5. Mike's Boss
6. Yard Sale
7. Thanksgiving Is Cancelled
8. Mike Likes Briefs
9. Mike Takes a Test
10. Karaoke Christmas
11. Fish for Breakfast
12. Molly's Birthday
13. Carl Gets a Roommate
14. The Princess and the Troll
15. Mike the Tease
16. Molly's New Shoes
17. St. Patrick's Day
18. Spring Break
19. Party Planners
20. Mike Can't Read
21. Molly's Out of Town
22. School Recital
23. Windy City
Season 4
1. Molly Unleashed2. The First and Last Ride-Along
3. Sex and Death
4. Careful What You Dig For
5. Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back
6. Shoeless Molly Flynn
7. They Shoot Asses, Don't They?
8. What Molly Hath Wrought
9. Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure
10. Weekend at Peggy's
11. Dips & Salsa
12. Mind Over Molly
13. Open Mike Night
14. Rich Man, Poor Girl
15. Three Girls and an Urn
16. The Dice Lady Cometh
17. McMillan and Mom
18. Mike's Manifold Destiny
19. Who's Afraid of J.C. Small
20. Sex, Lies and Helicopters
21. This Old Peggy
22. Eight Is Enough
Season 5
1. The Book of Molly2. To Have and Withhold
3. 'Tis the Season to Be Molly
4. Gone Cheatin'
5. Molly's Neverending Story
6. The Last Temptation of Mike
7. Support Your Local Samuel
8. Mike Check
9. Hack to the Future
10. Checkpoint Joyce
11. Immaculate Deception
12. The World According to Peggy
13. Buy the Book
14. What Ever Happened to Baby Peggy?
15. Pie Fight
16. Cocktails and Calamine
17. Mudlick or Bust
18. No Kay Morale
19. Mother from Another Mudlick
20. Fight to the Finish
21. Near Death Do Us Part
22. The Bitter Man and the Sea