Modern Family Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Pilot2. The Bicycle Thief
3. Come Fly With Me
4. The Incident
5. Coal Digger
6. Run for Your Wife
7. En Garde
8. Great Expectations
9. Fizbo
10. Undeck the Halls
11. Up All Night
12. Not in My House
13. Fifteen Percent
14. Moon Landing
15. My Funky Valentine
16. Fears
17. Truth Be Told
18. Starry Night
19. Game Changer
20. Benched
21. Travels With Scout
22. Airport 2010
23. Hawaii
24. Family Portrait
Season 2
1. The Old Wagon2. The Kiss
3. Earthquake
4. Strangers on a Treadmill
5. Unplugged
6. Halloween
7. Chirp
8. Manny Get Your Gun
9. Mother Tucker
10. Dance Dance Revelation
11. Slow Down Your Neighbors
12. Our Children, Ourselves
13. Caught in the Act
14. Bixby's Back
15. Princess Party
16. Regrets Only
17. Two Monkeys and a Panda
18. Boys' Night
19. The Musical Man
20. Someone to Watch Over Lily
21. Mother's Day
22. Good Cop Bad Dog
23. See You Next Fall
24. The One That Got Away
Season 3
1. Dude Ranch2. When Good Kids Go Bad
3. Phil On Wire
4. Door to Door
5. Hit and Run
6. Go Bullfrogs!
7. Treehouse
8. After the Fire
9. Punkin Chunkin
10. Express Christmas
11. Lifetime Supply
12. Egg Drop
13. Little Bo Bleep
14. Me? Jealous?
15. Aunt Mommy
16. Virgin Territory
17. Leap Day
18. Send Out the Clowns
19. Election Day
20. The Last Walt
21. Planes, Train and Cars
22. Disneyland
23. Tableau Vivant
24. Baby on Board
Season 4
1. Bringing Up Baby2. Schooled
3. Snip
4. The Butler's Escape
5. Open House of Horrors
6. Yard Sale
7. Arrested
8. Mistery Date
9. When a Tree Falls
10. Diamond in the Rough
11. New Year's Eve
12. Party Crasher
13. Fulgencio
14. A Slight at the Opera
15. Heart Broken
16. Bad Hair Day
17. Best Men
18. The Wow Factor
19. The Future Dunphys
20. Flip Flop
21. Career Day
22. My Hero
23. Games People Play
24. Goodnight, Gracie
Season 5
1. Suddenly, Last Summer2. First Days
3. Larry's Wife
4. Farm Strong
5. The Late Show
6. The Help
7. A Fair to Remember
8. ClosetCon '13
9. The Big Game
10. The Old Man & the Tree
11. And One to Grow On
12. Under Pressure
13. Three Dinners
14. iSpy
15. The Feud
16. Spring-A-Ding-Fling
17. Other People's Children
18. Las Vegas
19. A Hard Jay's Night
20. Australia
21. Sleeper
22. Message Received
23. The Wedding (1)
24. The Wedding (2)
Season 6
1. The Long Honeymoon2. Do Not Push
3. The Cold
4. Marco Polo
5. Won't You Be Our Neighbor
6. Halloween 3: AwesomeLand
7. Queer Eyes, Full Hearts
8. Three Turkeys
9. Strangers in the Night
10. Haley's 21st Birthday
11. The Day We Almost Died
12. The Big Guns
13. Rash Decisions
14. Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister
15. Fight or Flight
16. Connection Lost
17. Closet? You'll Love It!
18. Spring Break
19. Grill, Interrupted
20. Knock 'Em Down
21. Integrity
22. Patriot Games
23. Crying Out Loud
24. American Skyper
Season 7
1. Summer Lovin'2. The Day Alex Left for College
3. The Closet Case
4. She Crazy
5. The Verdict
6. The More You Ignore Me
7. Phil's Sexy, Sexy House
8. Clean Out Your Junk Drawer
9. White Christmas
10. Playdates
11. Spread Your Wings
12. Clean for a Day
13. Thunk in the Trunk
14. The Storm
15. I Don't Know How She Does It
16. The Cover-Up
17. Express Yourself
18. The Party
19. Man Shouldn’t Lie
20. Promposal
21. Crazy Train
22. Double Click
Season 8
1. The Tale of Three Cities2. A Stereotypical Day
3. Blindsided
4. Weathering Heights
5. Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook
6. Grab It
7. Thanksgiving Jamboree
8. The Alliance
9. Snow Ball
10. Ringmaster Keifth
11. Sarge & Pea
12. Do You Believe in Magic
13. Do It Yourself
14. Heavy Is the Head
15. Finding Fizbo
16. Basketball
17. Pig Moon Rising
18. Five Minutes
19. Frank's Wedding
20. All Things Being Equal
21. Alone Time
22. The Graduates
Season 9
1. Lake Life2. The Long Goodbye
3. Catch of the Day
4. Sex Lies Kickball
5. It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
6. Ten Years Later
7. Winner Winner Turkey Dinner
8. Brushes with Celebrity
9. Tough Love
10. No Small Feet
11. He Said She Shed
12. Dear Beloved Family
13. In Your Head
14. Spanks for the Memories
15. Spanks for the Memories
16. Wine Weekend
17. Royal Visit
18. Daddy Issues
19. CHiPs and Salsa
20. Mother!
21. The Escape
22. Clash of Swords
Season 10
1. I Love a Parade2. Kiss And Tell
3. A Sketchy Area
4. Torn Between Two Lovers
5. Good Grief
6. On the Same Paige
7. Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
8. Kids These Days
9. Putting Down Roots
10. Stuck in a Moment
11. A Moving Day
12. Blasts from the Past
13. Whanex?
14. We Need to Talk About Lily
15. Supershowerbabybowl
16. Red Alert
17. The Wild
18. Stand By Your Man
19. Yes-Woman
20. Can't Elope
21. Commencement
22. A Year of Birthdays