Psych Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Pilot2. Spellingg Bee
3. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece
4. Woman Seeking Dead Husband: Smokers Okay, No Pets
5. 9 Lives
6. Weekend Warriors
7. Who Ya Gonna Call?
8. Shawn vs. the Red Phantom
9. Forget Me Not
10. From Earth to Starbucks
11. He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops, He's Dead
12. Cloudy... With a Chance of Murder
13. Game, Set... Muuurder?
14. Poker? I Barely Know Her
15. Scary Sherry: Bianca's Toast
Season 2
1. American Duos2. 65 Million Years Off
3. Psy vs. Psy
4. Zero to Murder in Sixty Seconds
5. And Down the Stretch Comes Murder
6. Meat Is Murder, but Murder Is Also Murder
7. If You're So Smart, Then Why Are You Dead?
8. Rob-a-Bye Baby
9. Bounty Hunters!
10. Gus' Dad May Have Killed an Old Guy
11. There's Something About Mira
12. The Old and the Restless
13. Lights, Camera... Homicidio
14. Dis-Lodged
15. Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion
16. Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead
Season 3
1. Ghosts2. Murder?... Anyone?... Anyone?... Bueller?
3. Daredevils!
4. The Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable
5. Disco Didn't Die. It Was Murdered!
6. There Might Be Blood
7. Talk Derby to Me
8. Gus Walks into a Bank
9. Christmas Joy
10. Six Feet Under the Sea
11. Lassie Did a Bad, Bad Thing
12. Earth, Wind and... Wait for It
13. Any Given Friday Night at 10PM, 9PM Central
14. Truer Lies
15. Tuesday the 17th
16. An Evening with Mr. Yang
Season 4
1. Extradition: British Columbia2. He Dead
3. High Noon-ish
4. The Devil's in the Details... And in the Upstairs Bedroom
5. Shawn Has the Yips
6. Bollywood Homicide
7. High Top Fade Out
8. Let's Get Hairy
9. Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark
10. You Can't Handle This Episode
11. Thrill Seekers & Hell Raisers
12. A Very Juliet Episode
13. Death Is in the Air
14. Think Tank
15. The Head, the Tail, the Whole Damn Episode
16. Mr. Yin Presents
Season 5
1. Romeo and Juliet and Juliet2. Feet Don't Kill Me Now
3. Not Even Close... Encounters
4. Chivalry Is Not Dead... But Someone Is
5. Shawn and Gus in Drag (Racing)
6. Viagra Falls
7. Ferry Tale
8. Shawn 2.0
9. One, Maybe Two, Ways Out
10. Extradition II: The Actual Extradition Part
11. In Plain Fright
12. Dual Spires
13. We'd Like to Thank the Academy
14. The Polarizing Express
15. Dead Bear Walking
16. Yang 3 in 2D
Season 6
1. Shawn Rescues Darth Vader2. Last Night Gus
3. This Episode Sucks
4. The Amazing Psych Man & Tap-Man, Issue #2
5. Dead Man's Curve Ball
6. Shawn, Interrupted
7. In for a Penny...
8. The Tao of Gus
9. Neil Simon's Lover's Retreat
10. Indiana Shawn and the Temple of the Kinda Crappy, Rusty Old Dagger
11. Heeeeere's Lassie
12. Shawn and the Real Girl
13. Let's Doo-Wop It Again
14. Autopsy Turvy
15. True Grits
16. Santabarbaratown
Season 7
1. Santabarbaratown 22. Juliet Takes a Luvvah
3. Lassie Jerky
4. No Country for Two Old Men
5. 100 Clues
6. Cirque du Soul
7. Deez Nups
8. Right Turn or Left for Dead
9. Juliet Wears the Pantsuit
10. Santa Barbarian Candidate
11. Office Space
12. Dead Air
13. Nip and Suck It
14. No Trout About It
15. Psych: The Musical
Season 8
1. Lock, Stock, Some Smoking Barrels and Burton Guster's Goblet of Fire2. S.E.I.Z.E. the Day
3. Remake A.K.A. Cloudy... With a Chance of Improvement
4. Someone's Got a Woody
5. Cog Blocked
6. 1967: A Psych Odyssey
7. Shawn and Gus Truck Things Up
8. A Touch of Sweevil
9. A Nightmare on State Street
10. The Break Up