QI (2003) Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Adam2. Astronomy
3. Aquatic Animals
4. Atoms
5. Advertising
6. Antidotes
7. Arthropods
8. Alcohol
9. Antelope
10. Aviation
11. Arts and Entertainment
Season 2
1. Blue2. Birds
3. Bombs
4. Bible
5. Bears
6. Beavers
7. Biscuits
8. Bees
9. Bats
10. Bills
11. Beats
Season 3
1. Campanology2. Cummingtonite
3. Common Knowledge
4. Cheating
5. Cat's Eyes
6. Cockneys
7. Constellations
8. Corby
9. Creatures
10. Cleve Crudgington
11. Carnival
12. Combustion
Season 4
1. Danger2. Discoveries
3. Dogs
4. Dictionaries
5. Death
6. Drinking
7. Differences
8. Descendants
9. Doves
10. Divination
11. Deprivation
12. Domesticity
Season 5
1. Engineering2. Electricity
3. Eating
4. Exploration
5. Europe
6. Everything
8. Eyes & Ears
11. Endings
Season 6
1. Families2. Fire & Freezing
3. Flotsam and Jetsam
4. Fight or Flight
5. France
6. Fakes and Frauds
8. Fashion
9. The Future
10. Flora and Fauna
11. Films and Fame
12. Food
Season 7
1. Gardens2. G-Animals
3. Games
4. Geography
6. Genius
7. Girls and Boys
8. Germany
9. Gallimaufrey
10. Greats
11. Gifts
12. Gravity
13. Gothic
14. Greeks
15. Green
16. Geometry
Season 8
1. Hodge Podge2. H Anatomy
3. Hoaxes
4. Humans
5. H Animals
6. Happiness
7. Horrible
8. Hypothetical
10. Health and Safety
11. Highs and Lows
12. Horses and Hunting
13. Holidays
14. Hocus-Pocus
15. Hypnosis, Hallucinations and Hysteria
16. History
Season 9
1. I-Spy2. International
3. Imbroglio
4. Indecision
5. Invertebrates
6. Inventive
7. Incomprehensible
8. Inequality
9. Illness
10. Inland Revenue
12. Illumination
13. Intelligence
14. VG Part 1
15. VG Part 2
18. Idleness
Season 10
1. Jargon2. Jam, Jelly and Juice
3. Journeys
4. Jack and Jill
5. J-Places
6. Joints
7. Journalism
8. Jumble
9. Jeopardy
10. Jungles
11. Jumpers
12. Justice
13. Jobs
14. Jingle Bells
15. VG Part One
16. VG Part Two
17. Jolly
18. Just the Job
Season 11
1. Knees and Knockers2. Kit and Kaboodle
3. K-Folk
4. Knits and Knots
5. Kings
6. Killers
7. Knowledge
8. Keys
9. Kinetic
10. Keeps
11. Kinky
12. Knights and Knaves
13. Kitchens
14. Kris Kringle
15. Kitsch
16. Kaleidoscope
17. VG Part One
18. VG Part Two
Season 12
1. L - Animals2. Location, Location, Location
3. Literature
4. Levity
5. Lenses
6. Liblabble
7. Lethal
8. Lovely
9. Ladies and Gents
10. Lying
11. Lumped Together
12. No L
13. Lucky Losers
14. Little and Large
15. Long Lost
16. Landmarks
17. VG:Part One
18. VG:Part Two
Season 13
1. Medley of Maladies2. Military Matters
3. M-Places
4. Miscellany
5. Maths
6. Marriage and Mating
7. Middle Muddle
9. Messing With Your Mind
10. Making a Meal of It
11. Menagerie
12. Medieval and Macabre
13. Monster Mash
14. Messy
15. Mix and Match
16. M-Misconceptions
17. Compilation, Part 1, Some Miscellaneous M's
18. M-Series VG = Compilation, Part 2
Season 14
1. Naming Names2. North Norse
3. Nosey Noisy
4. Noble Rot
5. Not Nearly
6. Night
7. Naked Truth
8. Non Sequiturs
9. Noel
10. Nurture
11. Nonsense
12. Noodles
13. Naval Navigation
14. Numbers
15. Next
16. New
17. VG 1 of 2 - Selection of best moments from N-series
18. VG 2 of 2 - Selection of best moments from N-series
Season 15
1. Ologies2. Organisms
3. Oceans
4. Over and Ova
5. Odorous and Odious
6. Odds and Ends
9. O Christmas
10. Origins and Openings
12. The Occult
14. Oddballs
15. Occupations and Offices
16. Overseas
17. V(ery)G(ood) 1 of 2 - Selection of best moments from O-series
18. V(ery)G(ood) 2 of 2 - Selection of best moments from O-series
Season 16
1. Panimals2. Peril
3. Piecemeal
4. Parts
5. Public & Private
6. Pictures
7. Picnics
8. Plants
9. Pubs - A Christmas Special
10. Pain and Punishment
11. Potpourri
12. Procrastination
13. Phenomenal
14. Pathology
15. Past Times
16. Post
17. V(ery)G(ood) 1 of 2 - Selection of best moments from P-series
18. V(ery)G(ood) 2 of 2 - Selection of best moments from P-series