Queer as Folk Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Pilot2. Queer, There and Everywhere
3. No Bris, No Shirt, No Service
4. Ted's Not Dead
5. Now Approaching... The Line
6. The Art of Desperation
7. Smells Like Codependence
8. Babylon Boomerang
9. Daddy Dearest (Sonny Boy)
10. Queens of the Road
11. Surprise!
12. Move It or Lose It
13. Very Stupid People
14. A Change of Heart
15. The Ties That Bind
16. French Fried
17. Solution (How TLFKAM Got Her Name Back)
18. Surprise Kill
19. Good Grief!
20. The King of Babylon
21. Running to Stand Still
22. Full Circle
Season 2
1. Home Is Where the Ass Is2. All Better Now
3. Hypocrisy: Don't Do It
4. Pride
5. ...Wherever That Dream May Lead You
6. Mixed Blessings
7. The Leper (Hath the Babe Not Eyes?)
8. Love for Sale
9. Accentuate the Positive
10. Priorities, Please! (Beat the Time)
11. The Wedding
12. One Degree of Brian Kinney
13. It's Because I'm Gay, Right?
14. The Dangers of Sex and Drugs
15. Rage Against This Machine
16. You Say It's Your Birthday! I Couldn't Care Less!
17. You Can Leda Girl to Pussy
18. Sick, Sick, Sick
19. Bowling for Equality
20. Out With a Whimper
Season 3
1. Mad Dog Kinney2. House Full of Children
3. Doctors of Dickology
4. Brat-Sitting
5. There's Nothing Noble About Being Poor
6. One Ring to Rule Them All
7. Stop Hurting Us
8. Hunt(er) for Love
9. Big Fucking Mouth
10. Uncle Ben
11. Poster May Lead to the Truth
12. Drugs, Sex and Lies
13. Tweaked-Out, Fucked-Out Crystal Queen
14. The Election
Season 4
1. Just a Little Help2. Stand Up for Ourselves
3. Starting a Whole New Life
4. Escalating Violence
5. How Far You Can Go
6. Death in the Family
7. Preponderance of Death
8. Two Kinds of Lies
9. Have Some Balls
10. The Snake in Paradise
11. Gay or Straight? That's the Question
12. Irritation and Separation
13. Proposal of Two Kinds
14. Liberty Ride
Season 5
1. Move and Leave2. Back in Business
3. Fags Are No Different Than People
4. Hard Decisions
5. Excluding and Abstemiousness
6. Bored Out of Ya Fucking Mind
7. Hope Against Hope
8. Honest to Yourself
9. Anything in Common
10. I Love You
11. Fuckin' Revenge
12. Mr. Right (Never Broke a Promise)
13. We Will Survive!