Roseanne Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Life and Stuff2. We're in the Money
3. D-I-V-O-R-C-E
4. Language Lessons
5. Radio Days
6. Lovers' Lanes
7. The Memory Game
8. Here's to Good Friends
9. Dan's Birthday Bash
10. Saturday
11. Canoga Time
12. The Monday Through Friday Show
13. Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
14. Father's Day
15. Nightmare on Oak Street
16. Mall Story
17. Becky's Choice
18. The Slice of Life
19. Workin' Overtime
20. Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
21. Death and Stuff
22. Dear Mom and Dad
23. Let's Call It Quits
Season 2
1. Inherit the Wind2. The Little Sister
3. Guilt by Disassociation
4. Somebody Stole My Gal
5. House of Grown-Ups
6. Five of a Kind
7. BOO!
8. Sweet Dreams
9. We Gather Together
10. Brain-Dead Poets Society
11. Lobocop
12. No Talking
13. Chicken Hearts
14. One for the Road
15. An Officer and a Gentleman
16. Born to Be Wild
17. Hair
18. I'm Hungry
19. All of Me
20. To Tell the Truth
21. Fender Bender
22. April Fool's Day
23. Fathers and Daughters
24. Happy Birthday
Season 3
1. The Test2. Friends and Relatives
3. Like a Virgin
4. Like, a New Job
5. Goodbye, Mr. Right
6. Becky, Beds and Boys
7. Trick or Treat
8. PMS, I Love You
9. Bird is the Word
10. Dream Lover
11. Do You Know Where Your Parents Are
12. Confessions
13. The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
14. The Wedding
15. Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
16. Home-Ec
17. Valentine's Day
18. Communicable Theater
19. Vegas Interruptus
20. Her Boyfriend's Back
21. Trouble with the Rubbles
22. Second Time Around
23. Dances with Darlene
24. Scenes from a Barbecue
25. The Pied Piper of Lanford
Season 4
1. A Bitter Pill to Swallow2. Take My Bike ... Please!
3. Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
4. Darlene Fades to Black
5. Tolerate Thy Neighbor
6. Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
7. Vegas (1)
8. Vegas, Vegas (2)
9. Stressed to Kill
10. Thanksgiving '91
11. Kansas City, Here We Come
12. Santa Claus
13. Bingo
14. The Bowling Show
15. The Back Story
16. Less is More
17. Breakin' Up is Hard to Do
18. This Old House
19. The Commercial Show
20. Therapy
21. Lies
22. Deliverance
23. Secrets
24. Don't Make Me Over
25. Aliens
Season 5
1. Terms of Estrangement (1)2. Terms of Estrangement (2)
3. The Dark Ages
4. Mommy Nearest
5. Pretty in Black
6. Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
7. Halloween IV
8. Ladies' Choice
9. Stand on Your Man
10. Good Girls, Bad Girls
11. Of Ice and Men
12. It's No Place Like Home for The Holidays
13. Crime and Punishment (1)
14. War and Peace (2)
15. Lanford Daze
16. Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
17. First Cousin, Twice Removed
18. Lose a Job, Winnebago
19. It's a Boy!
20. It was Twenty Years Ago Today
21. Playing with Matches
22. Promises, Promises
23. Glengarry, Glen Rosey
24. Tooth or Consequences
25. Daughters and Other Strangers
Season 6
1. Two Down, One to Go2. The Mommy's Curse
3. Party Politics
4. A Stash from the Past
5. Be My Baby
6. Halloween V
7. Homeward Bound
8. Guilt by Imagination
9. Homecoming
10. Thanksgiving '93
11. The Driver's Seat
12. White Trash Christmas
13. Suck Up or Shut Up
14. Busted
15. David vs. Goliath
16. Everyone Comes to Jackie's
17. Don't Make Room for Daddy
18. Don't Ask, Don't Tell
19. Labor Day
20. Past Imperfect
21. Lies My Father Told Me
22. I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
23. Body by Jake
24. Isn't It Romantic?
25. Altar Egos
Season 7
1. Nine is Enough2. Two for One
3. Snoop Davey Dave
4. Girl Talk
5. Sleeper
6. Skeleton in the Closet
7. Follow the Son
8. Punch and Jimmy
9. White Men Can't Kiss
10. Thanksgiving '94
11. Maybe Baby
12. The Parenting Trap
13. Rear Window
14. My Name is Bev
15. Bed and Bored
16. Sisters
17. Lost Youth
18. Single Married Female
19. The Clip Show: All About Rosey
21. Husbands and Wives
22. Happy Trailers
23. The Blaming of the Shrew
24. The Birds and the Frozen Bees
25. Couch Potatoes
26. Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
Season 8
1. Shower the People You Love with Stuff2. Let Them Eat Junk
3. Roseanne in the Hood
4. The Last Date
5. Halloween: the Final Chapter
6. The Fifties Show
7. The Getaway, Almost
8. The Last Thursday in November
9. Of Mice and Dan
10. Direct to Video
11. December Bride
12. The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
13. The White Sheep of the Family
14. Becky Howser, M.D.
15. Out of the Past
16. Construction Junction
17. We're Going to Disney World (1)
18. Disney World War II (2)
19. Springtime for David
20. Another Mouth to Shut Up
21. Morning Becomes Obnoxious
22. Ballroom Blitz
23. The Wedding
24. Heart & Soul
25. Fights and Stuff