Rules of Engagement Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Pilot2. The Birthday Deal
3. Young and the Restless
4. Game On
5. Kids
6. Hard Day's Night
7. Jeff's Wooby
Season 2
1. Flirting with Disaster2. Audrey's Sister
3. Mr. Fix It
4. Guy Code
5. Bag Ladies
6. Old School Jeff
7. Engagement Party
8. Fix Ups & Downs
9. A Visit from Fay
10. Time Share
11. Jen at Work
12. Optimal Male
13. Russell's Father's Son
14. Buyer's Remorse
15. Pimp My Bride
Season 3
1. Russell's Secret2. Voluntary Commitment
3. Jeff's New Friend
4. Dad's Visit
5. Lyin' King
6. Poaching Timmy
7. Old Timer's Day
8. Twice
9. The Challenge
10. Family Style
11. May Divorce Be with You
12. House Money
13. Sex Toy Story
Season 4
1. Flirting2. Snoozin' for a Bruisin'
3. Atlantic City
4. Ghost Story
5. The Four Pillars
6. 3rd Wheel
7. Indian Giver
8. Free Free Time
9. The Score
10. The Surrogate
11. Reunion
12. Harassment
13. They Do?
Season 5
1. Surro-gate2. The Bank
3. Rug-of-War
4. Handy Man
5. Play Ball
6. Baked
7. Mannequin Head Ball
8. Les-bro
9. The Big Picture
10. Fun Run
11. Refusing to Budget
12. Little Bummer Boy
13. The Home Stretch
14. Uh-Oh It's Magic
15. Singing and Dancing
16. Jeff Day
17. Zygote
18. Anniversary Chicken
19. The Set Up
20. Beating The System
21. The Jeff Photo
22. Double Down
23. The Power Couple
24. The Last of the Red Hat Lovers