Seinfeld Episode Scripts
Season 2
1. The Ex-Girlfriend2. The Pony Remark
3. The Jacket
4. The Phone Message
5. The Apartment
6. The Statue
7. The Revenge
8. The Heart Attack
9. The Deal
10. The Baby Shower
11. The Chinese Restaurant
12. The Busboy
Season 3
1. The Note2. The Truth
3. The Pen
4. The Dog
5. The Library
6. The Parking Garage
7. The Cafe
8. The Tape
9. The Nose Job
10. The Stranded
11. The Alternate Side
12. The Red Dot
13. The Subway
14. The Pez Dispenser
15. The Suicide
16. The Fix-Up
17. The Boyfriend
19. The Limo
20. The Good Samaritan
21. The Letter
22. The Parking Space
23. The Keys
Season 4
1. The Trip (1)2. The Trip (2)
3. The Pitch; The Ticket
5. The Wallet (1)
6. The Watch (2)
7. The Bubble Boy
8. The Cheever Letters
9. The Opera
10. The Virgin
11. The Contest
12. The Airport
13. The Pick
14. The Movie
15. The Visa
16. The Shoes
17. The Outing
18. The Old Man
19. The Implant
20. The Junior Mint
21. The Smelly Car
22. The Handicap Spot
23. The Pilot
Season 5
1. The Mango2. The Puffy Shirt
3. The Glasses; The Sniffing Accountant
5. The Bris
6. The Lip Reader
7. The Non-Fat Yogurt
8. The Barber
9. The Masseuse
10. The Cigar Store Indian
11. The Conversion
12. The Stall
13. The Dinner Party
14. The Marine Biologist
15. The Pie
16. The Stand-In
17. The Wife
18. The Raincoats
20. The Fire
21. The Hamptons
22. The Opposite
Season 6
1. The Chaperone2. The Big Salad
3. The Pledge Drive
4. The Chinese Woman
5. The Couch
6. The Gymnast
7. The Soup
8. The Mom & Pop Store
9. The Secretary
10. The Race
11. The Switch
12. The Label Maker
13. The Scofflaw
14. Highlights of a Hundred
16. The Beard
17. The Kiss Hello
18. The Doorman
19. The Jimmy
20. The Doodle
21. The Fusilli Jerry
22. The Diplomat's Club
23. The Face Painter
24. The Understudy
Season 7
1. The Engagement2. The Postponement
3. The Maestro
4. The Wink
5. The Hot Tub
6. The Soup Nazi
7. The Secret Code
8. The Pool Guy
9. The Sponge
10. The Gum
11. The Rye
12. The Caddy
13. The Seven
14. The Cadillac
16. The Shower Head
17. The Doll
18. The Friars Club
19. The Wig Master
20. The Calzone
21. The Bottle Deposit
23. The Wait Out
24. The Invitations
Season 8
1. The Foundation2. The Soul Mate
3. The Bizarro Jerry
4. The Little Kicks
5. The Package
6. The Fatigues
7. The Checks
8. The Chicken Roaster
9. The Abstinence
10. The Andrea Doria
11. The Little Jerry
12. The Money
13. The Comeback
14. The Van Buren Boys
15. The Susie
16. The Pothole
17. The English Patient
18. The Nap
19. The Yada Yada
20. The Millennium
21. The Muffin Tops
22. The Summer of George
Season 9
1. The Butter Shave2. The Voice
3. The Serenity Now
4. The Blood
5. The Junk Mail
6. The Merv Griffin Show
7. The Slicer
8. The Betrayal
9. The Apology
10. The Strike
11. The Dealership
12. The Reverse Peephole
13. The Cartoon
14. The Strongbox
15. The Wizard
16. The Burning
17. The Bookstore
18. The Frogger
19. The Maid
20. The Puerto Rican Day
21. The Clip Show (a.k.a. The Chronicle)
23. The Finale