South Park Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe2. Weight Gain 4000
3. Volcano
4. Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
5. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
6. Death
7. Pinkeye
8. Starvin' Marvin
9. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
10. Damien
11. Tom's Rhinoplasty
12. Mecha-Streisand
13. Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
Season 2
1. Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus"2. Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
3. Chickenlover
4. Ike's Wee Wee
5. Conjoined Fetus Lady
6. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
7. City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. Flashbacks)
8. Summer Sucks
9. Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
10. Chickenpox
11. Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
12. Clubhouses
13. Cow Days
14. Chef Aid
15. Spooky Fish
16. Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
17. Gnomes (a.k.a. Underpants Gnomes)
18. Prehistoric Ice Man
Season 3
1. Rainforest Schmainforest2. Spontaneous Combustion
3. The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama)
4. Jakovasaurs
5. Tweek vs. Craig
6. Sexual Harassment Panda
7. Cat Orgy (1)
8. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2) (a.k.a. Melvins)
9. Jewbilee (3)
10. Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
11. Chinpokomon
12. Hooked on Monkey Fonics
13. Starvin' Marvin in Space!
14. The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War)
15. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
16. Are You There God, It's Me Jesus
17. Worldwide Recorder Concert (a.k.a. The Brown Noise)
Season 4
1. The Tooth Fairy's TATS 20002. Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
3. Timmy! 2000
4. Quintuplets 2000
5. Cartman Joins NAMBLA
6. Cherokee Hair Tampons
7. Chef Goes Nanners
8. Something You Can Do with Your Finger (a.k.a. Fingerbang)
9. Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1)
10. Probably (2)
11. Fourth Grade
12. Trapper Keeper
13. Helen Keller! The Musical
14. Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations)
15. Fat Camp
16. The Wacky Molestation Adventure
17. A Very Crappy Christmas
Season 5
1. It Hits the Fan2. Cripple Fight
3. Super Best Friends
4. Scott Tenorman Must Die
5. Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
6. Cartmanland
7. Proper Condom Use
8. Towelie
9. Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
10. How to Eat with Your Butt
11. The Entity (a.k.a. The Ginger Device)
12. Here Comes the Neighborhood
13. Kenny Dies
14. Butters' Very Own Episode
Season 6
1. Jared Has Aides2. Asspen
3. Freak Strike
4. Fun with Veal
5. The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
6. Professor Chaos
7. The Simpsons Already Did It
8. Red Hot Catholic Love
9. Free Hat
10. Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
11. Child Abduction is Not Funny
12. A Ladder to Heaven
13. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
14. Death Camp of Tolerance
15. The Biggest Douche in the Universe
16. My Future Self 'n' Me
17. Red Sleigh Down
Season 7
1. Cancelled2. Krazy Kripples
3. Toilet Paper
4. I'm a Little Bit Country
5. Fat Butt and Pancake Head
6. Lil' Crime Stoppers
7. Red Man's Greed
8. South Park is Gay!
9. Christian Rock Hard
10. Grey Dawn
11. Casa Bonita
12. All About the Mormons?
13. Butt Out
14. Raisins
15. It's Christmas in Canada
Season 8
1. Good Times with Weapons2. Up the Down Steroid
3. The Passion of the Jew
4. You Got F**ked in the Ass
5. AWESOM-O
6. The Jeffersons
7. Goobacks
8. Douche and Turd
9. Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
10. Pre-School
11. Quest for Ratings
12. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
13. Cartman's Incredible Gift
14. Woodland Critter Christmas
Season 9
1. Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina2. Die Hippie, Die
3. Wing
4. Best Friends Forever
5. The Losing Edge
6. The Death of Eric Cartman
7. Erection Day
8. Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
9. Marjorine
10. Follow That Egg
11. Ginger Kids
12. Trapped in the Closet
13. Free Willzyx
14. Bloody Mary
Season 10
1. The Return of Chef2. Smug Alert!
3. Cartoon Wars (1)
4. Cartoon Wars (2)
5. A Million Little Fibers
6. ManBearPig
7. Tsst
8. Make Love, Not Warcraft
9. Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
10. Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
11. Hell On Earth 2006
12. Go God Go (1)
13. Go God Go XII (2)
14. Stanley's Cup
Season 11
1. With Apologies to Jesse Jackson2. Cartman Sucks
3. Lice Capades
4. The Snuke
5. Fantastic Easter Special
6. D-Yikes
7. Night of the Living Homeless
8. Le Petit Tourette
9. More Crap
10. Imaginationland (1)
11. Imaginationland (2)
12. Imaginationland (3)
13. Guitar Queer-o
14. The List
Season 12
1. Tonsil Trouble2. Britney's New Look
3. Major Boobage
4. Canada on Strike
5. Eek, A Penis!
6. Over Logging
7. Super Fun Time
8. The China Probrem
9. Breast Cancer Show Ever
10. Pandemic (1)
11. Pandemic (2): The Startling
12. About Last Night...
13. Elementary School Musical
14. The Ungroundable
Season 13
1. The Ring2. The Coon
3. Margaritaville
4. Eat, Pray, Queef
5. Fishsticks
6. Pinewood Derby
7. Fatbeard
8. Dead Celebrities
9. Butters' Bottom Bitch
10. W.T.F.
11. Whale Whores
12. The F Word
13. Dances with Smurfs
14. Pee
Season 14
1. Sexual Healing2. The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
3. Medicinal Fried Chicken
4. You Have 0 Friends
5. 200
6. 201
7. Crippled Summer
8. Poor and Stupid
9. It's a Jersey Thing
10. Insheeption
11. Coon 2: Hindsight
12. Mysterion Rises
13. Coon Vs. Coon & Friends
14. Crème Fraiche
Season 15
1. HUMANCENTiPAD2. Funnybot
3. Royal Pudding
4. T.M.I.
5. Crack Baby Athletic Association
6. City Sushi
7. You're Getting Old
8. Ass Burgers
9. The Last of the Meheecans
10. Bass to Mouth
11. Broadway Bro Down
12. 1%
13. A History Channel Thanksgiving
14. The Poor Kid
Season 16
1. Reverse Cowgirl2. Cash for Gold
3. Faith Hilling
4. Jewpacabra
5. Butterballs
6. I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
7. Cartman Finds Love
8. Sarcastaball
9. Raising the Bar
10. Insecurity
11. Going Native
12. A Nightmare on Face Time
13. A Scause for Applause
14. Obama Wins!
Season 17
1. Let Go, Let Gov2. Informative Murder Porn
3. World War Zimmerman
4. Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
5. Taming Strange
6. Ginger Cow
7. Black Friday
8. A Song of Ass and Fire
9. Titties and Dragons
10. The Hobbit
Season 18
1. Go Fund Yourself2. Gluten Free Ebola
3. The Cissy
4. Handicar
5. The Magic Bush
6. Freemium Isn't Free
7. Grounded Vindaloop
8. Cock Magic
9. #rehash
10. #HappyHolograms
Season 19
1. Stunning and Brave2. Where My Country Gone?
3. The City Part of Town
4. You're Not Yelping
5. Safe Space
6. Tweek x Craig
7. Naughty Ninjas
8. Sponsored Content
9. Truth and Advertising
10. PC Principal Final Justice
Season 20
1. Member Berries2. Skank Hunt
3. The Damned
4. Wieners Out
5. Douche and a Danish
6. Fort Collins
7. Oh, Jeez
8. Members Only
9. Not Funny
10. The End of Serialization As We Know It
Season 21
1. White People Renovating Houses2. Put It Down
3. Holiday Special
4. Franchise Prequel
5. Hummels & Heroin
6. Sons A Witches
7. Doubling Down
8. Moss Piglets
9. SUPER HARD PCness
10. Splatty Tomato
Season 22
1. Dead Kids2. A Boy and a Priest
3. The Problem with a Poo
4. Tegridy Farms
5. The Scoots
6. Time to Get Cereal
7. Nobody Got Cereal?
8. Buddah Box
9. Unfulfilled
10. Bike Parade
Season 23
1. Mexican Joker2. Band in China
3. Shots!!!
4. Let Them Eat Goo
5. Tegridy Farms Halloween Special
6. Danger Close: The Battle of Long Tan
7. Board Girls
8. Turd Burglars
9. Basic Cable
10. Christmas Snow
Season 24
100. The Return of COVID97. The Pandemic Special
98. South ParQ Vaccination Special
99. Post COVID