The Golden Girls (1985) Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. The Engagement2. Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding?
3. Rose the Prude
4. Transplant
5. The Triangle
6. On Golden Girls
7. The Competition
8. Break-In
9. Blanche and the Younger Man
10. Heart Attack
11. The Return of Dorothy's Ex
12. The Custody Battle
13. A Little Romance
14. That Was No Lady
15. In a Bed of Rose's
16. The Truth Will Out
17. Nice and Easy
18. The Operation
19. Second Motherhood
20. Adult Education
21. The Flu
22. Job Hunting
23. Blind Ambitions
24. Big Daddy
25. The Way We Met
Season 2
1. End of the Curse2. Ladies of the Evening
3. Take Him, He's Mine
4. It's a Miserable Life
5. Isn't It Romantic
6. Big Daddy's Little Lady
7. Family Affair
8. Vacation
9. Joust Between Friends
10. Love, Rose
11. 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
12. The Sisters
13. The Stan Who Came to Dinner
14. The Actor
15. Before and After
16. And Then There Was One
17. Bedtime Story
18. Forgive Me, Father
19. Long Days Journey into Marinara
20. Whose Face Is This, Anyway?
21. Dorothy's Prized Pupil
22. Diamond in the Rough
23. Son-in-Law Dearest
24. To Catch a Neighbor
25. A Piece of Cake
26. Empty Nests
Season 3
1. Old Friends2. One for the Money
3. Bringing Up Baby
4. The Housekeeper
5. Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself
6. Letter to Gorbachev
7. Strange Bedfellows
8. Brotherly Love
9. A Visit from Little Sven
10. The Audit
11. Three on a Couch
12. Charlie's Buddy
13. The Artist
14. Blanche's Little Girl
15. Dorothy's New Friend
16. Grab That Dough
17. My Brother, My Father
18. Golden Moments (1)
19. Golden Moments (2)
20. And Ma Makes Three
21. Larceny and Old Lace
22. Rose's Big Adventure
23. Mixed Blessing
24. Mister Terrific
25. Mother's Day
Season 4
1. Yes, We Have No Havanas2. The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
3. The One That Got Away
4. Yokel Hero
5. Bang the Drum, Stanley
6. Sophia's Wedding (1)
7. Sophia's Wedding (2)
8. Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
9. Scared Straight
10. Stan Takes a Wife
11. The Auction
12. Blind Date
13. The Impotence of Being Ernest
14. Love Me Tender
15. Valentine's Day
16. Two Rode Together
17. You Gotta Have Hope
18. Fiddler on the Ropes
19. Till Death Do We Volley
20. High Anxiety
21. Little Sister
22. Sophia's Choice
23. Rites of Spring
24. Foreign Exchange
25. We're Outta Here
Season 5
1. Sick and Tired (1)2. Sick and Tired (2)
3. The Accurate Conception
4. Rose Fights Back
5. Love Under the Big Top
6. Dancing in the Dark
7. Not Another Monday
8. That Old Feeling
9. Comedy of Errors
10. All That Jazz
11. Ebb Tide
12. Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
13. Mary Has a Little Lamb
14. Great Expectations
15. Triple Play
16. Clinton Avenue Memoirs
17. Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom
18. An Illegitimate Concern
19. 72 Hours
20. Twice in a Lifetime
21. Sisters and Other Strangers
22. Cheaters
23. The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
24. All Bets Are Off
25. The President's Coming! The President's Coming!
Season 6
1. Blanche Delivers2. Once, in St. Olaf
3. If At Last You Do Succeed
4. Snap Out Of It
5. Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy
6. Feelings
7. Zborn Again
8. How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
9. Mrs. George Devereaux
10. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
11. Stand By Your Man
12. Ebbtide's Revenge
13. The Bloom is Off the Rose
14. Sister of the Bride
15. Miles to Go
16. There Goes the Bride (1)
17. There Goes the Bride (2)
18. Older and Wiser
19. Melodrama
20. Even Grandmas Get the Blues
21. Witness
22. What a Difference a Date Makes
23. Love for Sale
24. Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (1)
25. Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (2)
26. Henny Penny -- Straight, No Chaser
Season 7
1. Hey, Look Me Over2. The Case of the Libertine Belle
3. Beauty and the Beast
4. That's For Me to Know
5. Where's Charlie?
6. Mother Load
7. Dateline: Miami
8. The Monkey Show (1)
9. The Monkey Show (2)
10. Ro$e Love$ Mile$
11. Room 7
12. From Here to the Pharmacy
13. The Pope's Ring
14. Old Boyfriends
15. Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
16. The Commitments
17. Questions and Answers
18. Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
19. Journey to the Center of Attention
20. A Midwinter Night's Dream (1)
21. A Midwinter Night's Dream (2)
22. Rose: Portrait of a Woman
23. Home Again, Rose (1)
24. Home Again, Rose (2)
25. One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest