The King of Queens Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Pilot2. Fat City
3. Cello, Goodbye
4. Richie's Song
5. Paternal Affairs
6. Head First
7. The Rock
8. Educating Doug
9. Road Rayge
10. Supermarket Story
11. Noel Cowards
12. Fixer Upper
13. Best Man
14. Dog Days
15. Crappy Birthday
16. S'Ain't Valentine's
17. Court Date
18. White Collar
19. Rayny Day
20. Train Wreck
21. Hungry Man
22. Time Share
23. Where's Poppa?
24. Art House
25. Maybe Baby
Season 2
1. Queasy Rider2. Female Problems
3. Assaulted Nuts
4. Parent Trapped
5. Tube Stakes
6. Doug Out
7. Get Away
8. Dire Strayts
9. I, Candy
10. Roamin' Holiday
11. Sparing Carrie
12. Net Prophets
13. Party Favor
14. Block Buster
15. Frozen Pop
16. Fair Game
17. Meet By-Product
18. The Shmenkmans
19. Surprise Artie
20. Wild Cards
21. Big Dougie
22. Soft Touch
23. Restaurant Row
24. Flower Power
25. Whine Country
Season 3
1. Do Rico2. Roast Chicken
3. Fatty McButterpants
4. Class Struggle
5. Strike One
6. Strike Too
7. Strike Out
8. Dark Meet
9. Twisted Sitters
10. Work Related
11. Better Camera
12. Wedding Presence
13. Hi Def-Jam
14. Paint Misbehavin'
15. Deacon Blues
16. Horizontal Hold
17. Inner Tube
18. Papa Pill
19. Package Deal
20. Separation Anxiety
21. Departure Time
22. Swim Neighbors
23. S'no Job
24. Pregnant Pause
Season 4
1. Walk, Man2. Sight Gag
3. Mean Streak
4. Friender Bender
5. No Retreat
6. Ticker Treat
7. Lyin' Hearted
8. Life Sentence
9. Veiled Threat
10. Oxy Moron
11. Depo Man
12. Ovary Action
13. Food Fight
14. Double Downer
15. Dougie Nights
16. No Orleans
17. Missing Links
18. Hero Worship
19. Screwed Driver
20. Lush Life
21. Bun Dummy
22. Patrons Ain't
23. Eddie Money
24. Two Thirty
25. Shrink Wrap
Season 5
1. Arthur, Spooner2. Window Pain
3. Holy Mackerel
4. Kirbed Enthusiasm
5. Mammary Lane
6. Business Affairs
7. Flame Resistant
8. Flash Photography
9. Connect Four
10. Loaner Car
11. Mentalo Case
12. Jung Frankenstein
13. Attention Deficit
14. Prints Charming
15. Animal Attraction
16. Golden Moldy
17. S'Poor House
18. Steve Moscow
19. Cowardly Lyin'
20. Driving Reign
21. Clothes Encounter
22. Queens'bro Bridge
23. Dog Shelter
24. Taste Buds
25. Bed Spread
Season 6
1. Doug Less - Part 12. Doug Less - Part 2
3. King Pong
4. Dreading Vows
5. Nocturnal Omission
6. Affidavit Justice
7. Secret Garden
8. Eggsit Strategy
9. Thanks Man
10. American Idle
11. Santa Claustrophobia
12. Dougie Houser
13. Frigid Heirs
14. Switch Sitters
15. Cheap Saks
16. Damned Yanky
17. Multiple Plots
18. Trash Talker
19. Precedent Nixin'
20. Foe: Pa
21. Tank Heaven
22. Alter Ego
23. Icky Shuffle
24. Awful Bigamy
Season 7
1. Lost Vegas2. Dugan Groupie
3. Furious Gorge
4. Entertainment Weakly
5. Name Dropper
6. Off-Track Bedding?
7. Silent Mite
8. Awed Couple
9. Cologne Ranger
10. Domestic Disturbance
11. Pour Judgment
12. Gym Neighbors
13. Gorilla Warfare
14. Hi, School
15. Deconstructing Carrie
16. Black List
17. Wish Boned
18. Van, Go
19. Ice Cubed
20. Catching Hell
21. Slippery Slope
22. Buy Curious
Season 8
1. Pole Lox2. Vocal Discord
3. Consummate Professional
4. Like Hell
5. Sandwiched Out
6. Shear Torture
7. Inn Escapable
8. Move Doubt
9. G'Night, Stalker
10. Raygin Bulls
11. Baker's Doesn't
12. Fresh Brood
13. Gambling N'Diction
14. Apartment Complex
15. Buggie Nights
16. Knee Jerk
17. Present Tense
18. Sold-Y Locks
19. Emotional Rollercoaster
20. Four Play
21. Hartford Wailer
22. Fight Schlub
23. Acting Out