The Middle Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Pilot2. The Cheerleader
3. The Floating Anniversary
4. The Trip
5. The Block Party
6. The Front Door
7. The Scratch
8. Thanksgiving
9. Siblings
10. Christmas
11. The Jeans
12. The Neighbor
13. The Interview
14. The Yelling
15. Valentine's Day
16. The Bee
17. The Break Up
18. The Fun House
19. The Final Four
20. TV or Not TV
21. Worry Duty
22. Mother's Day
23. Signals
24. Average Rules
Season 2
1. Back to School2. Homecoming
3. The Diaper Incident
4. The Quarry
5. Foreign Exchange
6. Halloween
7. A Birthday Story
8. Errand Boy
9. Thanksgiving II
10. A Simple Christmas
11. Taking Back the House
12. The Big Chill
13. Super Sunday
14. Valentine's Day II
15. Friends, Lies, and Videotape
16. Hecks on a Plane
17. The Math Class
18. Spring Cleaning
19. The Legacy
20. Royal Wedding
21. Mother's Day II
22. The Prom
23. The Bridge
24. Back to Summer
Season 3
1. Forced Family Fun (1)2. Forced Family Fun (2)
3. Hecking Order
4. Major Changes
5. The Test
6. Bad Choices
7. Halloween II
8. Heck's Best Thing
9. The Play
10. Thanksgiving III
11. A Christmas Gift
12. Year of the Hecks
13. The Map
14. Hecking It Up
15. Valentine's Day III
16. The Concert
17. The Sit Down
18. Leap Year
19. The Paper Route
20. Get Your Business Done
21. The Guidance Counselor
22. The Clover
23. The Telling
24. The Wedding
Season 4
1. Last Whiff of Summer (1)2. Last Whiff of Summer (2)
3. The Second Act
4. Bunny Therapy
5. The Hose
6. Halloween III: The Driving
7. The Safe
8. Thanksgiving IV
9. Christmas Help
10. Twenty Years
11. Life Skills
12. One Kid at a Time
13. The Friend
14. The Smile
15. Valentine's Day IV
16. Winners and Losers
17. Wheel of Pain
18. The Name
19. The Bachelor
20. Dollar Days
21. From Orson with Love
22. Hallelujah Hoedown
23. The Ditch
24. The Graduation
Season 5
1. The Drop Off2. Change in the Air
3. The Potato
4. The 100th
5. Halloween IV: The Ghost Story
6. The Jump
7. Thanksgiving V
8. The Kiss
9. The Christmas Tree
10. Sleepless in Orson
11. War of the Hecks
12. The Carpool
13. Hungry Games
14. The Award
15. Vacation Days
16. Stormy Moon
17. The Walk
18. The Smell
19. The Wind Chimes
20. The Optimist
21. Office Hours
22. Heck on a Hard Body
23. Orlando
24. The Wonderful World of Hecks
Season 6
1. Unbraceable You2. The Loneliest Locker
3. Major Anxiety
4. The Table
5. Halloween V
6. The Sinkhole
7. Thanksgiving VI
8. The College Tour
9. The Christmas Wall
10. Pam Freakin' Staggs
11. A Quarry Story
12. Hecks on a Train
13. Valentine's Day VI
14. The Answer
15. Steaming Pile of Guilt
16. Flirting with Disaster
17. The Waiting Game
18. Operation Infiltration
19. Siblings and Sombreros
20. Food Courting
21. Two of a Kind
22. While You Were Sleeping
23. Mother's Day Reservations
24. The Graduate
Season 7
1. Not Your Brother's Drop Off2. Cutting the Cord
3. The Shirt
4. Risky Business
5. Land of the Lost
6. Halloween VI: Tick Tock Death
7. Homecoming II: The Tailgate
8. Thanksgiving VII
9. The Convention
10. No Silent Night
11. The Rush
12. Birds of a Feather
13. Floating 50
14. Film, Friends and Fruit Pies
15. Hecks at a Movie
16. The Man Hunt
17. The Wisdom Teeth
18. A Very Donahue Vacation
19. Crushed
20. Survey Says...
21. The Lanai
22. Not Mother's Day
23. Find My Hecks
24. The Show Must Go On
Season 8
1. The Core Group2. A Tough Pill To Swallow
3. Halloween VIII: The Heckoning
4. True Grit
5. Road Kill
6. Thanksgiving VIII
7. Look Who's Not Talking
8. Trip and Fall
9. A Very Marry Christmas
10. Escape Orson
11. Hoosier Maid
12. Pitch Imperfect
13. Ovary and Out
14. Sorry Not Sorry
15. Dental Hijinks
16. Swing and a Miss
17. Exes and Ohhhs
18. The Par-tay
19. The Confirmation
20. Adult Swim
21. Clear and Present Danger
22. The Final Final
23. Fight or Flight
Season 9
1. Vive La Hecks2. Please Don't Feed the Hecks
3. Meet the Parents
4. Halloween VIII Orson Murder Mystery
5. Role of a Lifetime
6. The Setup
7. Thanksgiving IX
8. Eyes Wide Open.
9. The 200th
10. The Christmas Miracle
11. New Years Revelations
12. The Other Man
13. Mommapalooza
14. Guess Who's Coming to Frozen Dinner
15. Toasted
16. The Crying Game
17. Hecks vs. Glossners, The Final Battle
18. Thank You for Not Kissing
19. Bat Out of Heck
20. Great Heckspectations
21. The Royal Flush
22. Split Decision
23. A Heck of a Ride