Trailer Park Boys Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Take Your Little Gun and Get Out of My Trailer Park2. Fuck Community College, Let's Get Drunk and Eat Chicken Fingers
3. Mr. Lahey's Got My Porno Tape!
4. Mrs. Peterson's Dog Gets Fucked Up
5. I'm Not Gay, I Love Lucy... Wait a Second, Maybe I Am Gay
6. Who the Hell Invited These Idiots to My Wedding?
Season 2
1. What in the Fuck Happened to Our Trailer Park?2. Jim Lahey is a Drunk Bastard
3. I've Met Cats and Dogs Smarter Than Trevor and Cory
4. A Dope Trailer is No Place for a Kitty
5. The Bible Pimp
6. Never Trust a Man with No Shirt On
7. The Bare Pimp Project
Season 3
1. Kiss of Freedom2. Temporary Relief Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor
3. If I Can't Smoke and Swear I'm Fucked
4. Who's the Microphone Assassin?
5. Closer to the Heart
6. Where in the Fuck is Randy's Barbeque?
7. The Delusions of Officer Jim Lahey
8. A Shit Leopard Can't Change Its Spots
Season 4
1. Never Cry Shitwolf2. A Man's Gotta Eat
3. Rub 'N Tiz'zug
4. The Green Bastard
5. Conky
6. If You Love Something, Set It Free
7. Propane, Propane
8. Working Man
Season 5
1. Give Peace a Chance2. The Shit Puppets
3. The Fuckin' Way She Goes
4. You Got to Blame the Thing Up Here
5. Jim Lahey is a Fuckin' Drunk and He Always Will Be
6. Don't Cross the Shit Line
7. The Winds of Shit
8. Dressed All Over & Zesty Mordant
9. I Am the Liquor
10. Shit Blizzard
Season 6
1. Way of the Road2. The Cheeseburger Picnic
3. High Definition Piss Jugs
4. Where in the Fuck is Oscar Goldman?
5. Halloween 1977
6. Gimme My Fucking Money or Randy's Dead
Season 7
1. I Fuckin' Miss Cory & Trevor2. I Banged Lucy and Knocked Her Up, No Big Deal
3. Three Good Men Are Dead
4. Friends of the Road
5. The Mustard Tiger
6. We Can't Call People Without Wings Angels, So We Call Them Friends
7. Jump the Cheeseburger
8. Let the Liquor Do the Thinking
9. Going Off the Rails on the Swayzie Train
10. A Shit River Runs Through It
Season 8
1. Money Can Suck My Cock2. The Fuckin' V-Team
3. The Dirty Dancer
4. Orangie's Pretty Fuckin' Tough
5. Whore-a-Geddon
6. Friends with the Benedicts
7. Community Service and a Boner Made with Love
8. The Super-Duper-Industrial-Bubbles-Honey-Oil-Inator
9. Righties Loosies, Lefties Tighties
10. Crawling Through the Shitpipe
Season 9
1. Why in the Fuck is My Trailer Pink?2. A Stable Fucking Environment
3. Anointed in Liquor
4. George Green: Industrial Cock Inhaler
5. The Motel Can't Live at the Motel
6. Sweet Liquory Load
7. Piss
8. A Dancer for Money
9. Sam-Squamptches and Heli-Cocksuckers
10. The Liquor Snurf
Season 10
1. Freedom 45?2. You Want Lot Fees, Suck Them Out of the Tip of My Cock
3. A Three Tired Shit Dyke
4. Shit Covered Cave Teeth
5. If You Don't Believe It, It's Not Real
6. All the Fuckin' Dope You Can Smoke!
7. Up in Smoke We Go
8. The Super Bling Cowboy
9. Thugged Out Gangsta Shit
10. Looks Like the Liquor Wins