Weeds Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. You Can't Miss the Bear2. Free Goat
3. Good Shit Lollipop
4. Fashion of the Christ
5. Lude Awakening
6. Dead in the Nethers
7. Higher Education
8. The Punishment Light
9. The Punishment Lighter
10. The Godmother
Season 2
1. Corn Snake2. Cooking with Jesus
3. Last Tango in Agrestic
4. A.K.A the Plant
5. Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood
6. Crush Girl Love Panic
7. Must Find Toes
8. MILF Money
9. Bash
10. Mile Deep and a Foot Wide
11. Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes
12. Pittsburgh
Season 3
1. Doing the Backstroke2. A Pool and His Money
3. The Brick Dance
4. Shit Highway
5. Bill Sussman
6. Grasshopper
7. He Taught Me How to Drive By
8. The Two Mrs. Scottsons
9. Release the Hounds
10. Roy Till Called
11. Cankles
12. The Dark Time
13. Risk
14. Protection
15. Go
Season 4
1. Mother Thinks the Birds Are After Her2. Lady's a Charm
3. The Whole Blah Damn Thing
4. The Three Coolers
5. No Man is Pudding
6. Excellent Treasures
7. Yes I Can
8. I Am the Table
9. Little Boats
10. The Love Circle Overlap
11. Head Cheese
12. Till We Meet Again
13. If You Work for a Living, Then Why Do You Kill Yourself Working?
Season 5
1. Wonderful Wonderful2. Machetes Up Top
3. Su-Su-Sucio
4. Super Lucky Happy
5. Van Nuys
6. A Modest Proposal
7. Where the Sidewalk Ends
8. A Distinctive Horn
9. Suck 'n' Spit
10. Perro Insano
11. Ducks and Tigers
12. Glue
13. All About My Mom
Season 6
1. Thwack2. Felling and Swamping
3. A Yippity Sippity
4. Bliss
5. Boomerang
6. A Shoe for a Shoe
7. Pinwheels and Whirligigs
8. Gentle Puppies
9. To Moscow, and Quickly
10. Dearborn-Again
11. Viking Pride
12. Fran Tarkenton
13. Theoretical Love is Not Dead