14+ (2015) Movie Script
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Film Studio SEPTEMBER
With the support of the Ministry of
Culture of the Russian Federation.
With the support of
the Russian Cinema Fund.
Present.
Script:
Andrey Zaytsev
Directors of photography:
Kirill Bobrov, Shandor Berkeshi
Art director:
Olga Khlebnikova
Costume designer:
Alana Snetkova
Make-up artist:
Darya Palamarchuk
Sound designer:
Vladimir Golovnitsky
Recording engineers:
Sergey Ovcharenko, Maria Ushenina
1st assistant director:
Sonya Uritskaya
Editors:
Andrey Zaytsev, Yulya Batalova
Producers:
Olga Granina, Andrey Zaytsev
Director:
Andrey Zaytsev
14+ FIRST LOVE
Alex, wake up.
Wake up, I say. Now!
Get up, Alex!
Alex, get up!
Alex, your scooters been stolen!
My scooters been stolen?!
Get up quickly, or youll be
late for school again.
Get up!
Todays topic is sexy numbers or primes.
And what we can do with them.
We come across sexy primes
in mathematics rather often.
For absent minded, I remind
sexy primes are prime numbers
that differ from each other by six.
Is that clear?
But first lets solve a task with monomials
Lets reduce them to a standard.
The first monomial. 1.2
A squared. B. 5 B.
The 2d 2.5 B squared, 5 A cubed.
So, A, B4 A squared. 5 A cubed
3d monomial with a sexi prime:
1.2 A squared, B.
And the last with a sexy prime: 7...
I remind you, you have to reduce all sexy primes
and calculate the alphabetic degree.
This sexy prime and that...
Vasin! Bring the eraser!
This sexy prime and that have
the same sexy prime multiplier.
Therere no other monomials
or sexy primes.
- Remember this girl from TV show? She was 12...
- Got pregnant?
- Had a baby!
- OMG!
- Our classmate got married in the 9th form.
- No way!
Wow! Chics walking!
A bubble gum... chupa-chups...
- and 3 gin&tonics.
- Are you 18?
What?! Cant you see?
- Your passport.
Honey, where shall I keep it?
Any ideas? May be in my panties?
- Luda, hi, sweety!
- Im fed up with you all.
Everythings under control!
A pack of sunflower seeds
and a Beer #9.
Thanks!
- Auntie, this is Beer #0. Alcohol free
- Yes, uncle, Beer #0.
- Well, we asked for Beer #9...
- And what?
- My dad asked me to buy one for him.
- Get lost now.
Ill call the guard.
What do you want?
Why so sad? Give us a smile!
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Did you call me?
- Sure! Non-stop!
- I know!
- Are you nuts?
- Oh! A phone!
- Give it back!
- Waiting for a text message?
- Not from you.
- And from who?
- Give it back!
- Are you crazy? Turn it off! Off!
- Is it Wolf?
- Yes.
- You know these ones?
- No.
- Theyre kind of from school #201.
- Cool.
- Yeah...
- They kind of started a fight.
- Which fight? With our school?
- Yep.
- Soft...
- Who?
- The one in pink.
- Pink is a tricky color.
Lets tear crash them all!
One for all. All for one!
Till were united they cant win us!
Stronger! Give him a punch in the face!
Come on! Smash him! Show him!
Pull him by his leg! Polish him off!
Zobar, make a fire, lets get dry!
Dont look at me like that!
Or your headll spin!
Alex, switch it, please.
- Mom, but why?
- Because. Just do it.
Stephanie, we need to do the is.
Yeah, this one!
Stephan, you know,
Im married to Vladimir
I dont care! Im ready
to do anything for our love.
Vladimir took my business!
Hes my enemy.
Stop! Come here! Closer.
Stephan, remember the poet Pushkin:
But Im given to another now,
And Ill eternally keep my vow.
Here youre.
Ok, now you can go.
School #201.
Age: 14-15.
Gender: female.
Vika, Sweet One.
Born July 10.
Status: in an active search.
Alex, I need to talk to you.
They say you should try all in life.
I disagree. Not all.
Youre a grown boy. I understand it.
You need to know certain things.
I want to talk about 3 important things.
Alcohol, drugs and women...
Youre an adult, you must like
someone, but dont hurry to touch her.
THE BOYS GROWN UP.
- Alex, havent you listened to me?
- Why? I did. Its not loud.
And why you say you will?
What will I?
Search!
Search what?
Various websites.
Which websites?
The ones! You know which!
Porno!
No, Mom, I wont.
I wish I could believe you!
Ok. Im off.
Hi, my name is Alex.
And yours? Vika, right?
Yes, Im a kind of magician!
Psychic. Kidding. I checked your profile.
Dont be surprised I came to you.
Ive been waiting for you here.
I guessed youd be passing by here.
Youre from school #201?
Yes, thats from your profile, too.
Me, Im from #307. Were enemies.
We could fight. Yep...
Yep... Cool!
Look...
Any plans for tonight?
What about going out?
Yeah. Oh, it would be great!
Yeah, Ill write it down.
Ok. Ill give you a call tonight. Bye!
Vika!
Come here!
Come here! Hey!
Im telling you, here!
Come here!
Come here. Did you hear me?
Why are you neighing?
I was waiting till policed give me
back my driving license. And they did!
Hi, Alex...
Meet Valera...
He was in our hospital, discharged today
Were kind of celebrating...
- Hello!
- Hello...
- Valera.
- Alex.
- This is for you.
- A yellow car! Say thank you!
- Leave him alone
- Thank you.
So, well, what next?
Will you eat with us?
I wont.
- No? Would you like some juice?
- No, Ill go to my room.
Ok, sure.
This is my son Alex. Well...
Ill be back in a second.
Alex!
Alex!
Alex!
What?
- Are you feeling bad?
- No.
- Didnt you get ill?
- I didnt!
Alex... Do you mind if Valera
will sit with us a bit longer?
Alex!
Why should I care?
Do what you like!
- Please, no. Valera! I cant.
- What cant you?
- Please, no. Lets meet somewhere else.
- Sure!
- Then why youre pulling me?
- The child is there.
- Your childs already sleeping.
- He isnt, hes walking. Dont. Please!
- Come here...
- Lets do it some other time.
- Other time? Were adults.
- Valera! Dont! Better eat the cake!
- I will, later!
- Ive been waiting a whole month!
- I beg you, Valera, dont!
Please, dont! Valera!
Here you are!
Jerks, no more fear?
Show them!
- Hello.
- Hello.
Hi, Vika. Im Alex.
Ive been waiting for you.
Wanted to meet you.
I like you a long time,
wanted us to meet... to go out.
Vika, its for you!
Coming.
Where are you?
Family status in active search
Send a message
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TO ALL! FRIDAY, A DISCO
IN OUR SCHOOL #201! WELCOME!
VikaVikaVikaVikaVika.
No, it cant be true! They should know
how I want to dance!
How good Im at dancing!
Theyll love dancing with me!
Let me introduce you
to my daughter.
I have the honor of knowing her.
Let me invite you for a waltz.
A disco in school #201. Vikaaaaaa!!!
May I?
Lets go out. Vikas calling you.
She wants to talk to you.
Lets go.
- Whats your name?
- Alex.
- Got it. Which school?
- 307
- Now I see...
- What?
Nothing. Here.
Come here.
What? What did you say?
You cant put two words together!
You didnt drink? What didnt you drink?
Who? Who?
You cant put two words together!
Pissed off again.
Your sons all beaten up! All in blood!
Theyve beaten the hell out of him!
Theyve beaten him on the face!
All his face is smashed!
I hate you! I hate you!
Here, talk to your dad.
Hello. Yeah, hi, dad.
Its ok. No, mom's exaggerating.
No, really, its ok.
Yeah. Well, kind of.
Pushed each other a bit.
No, dad, dont go to my school!
No! Dont, dad!
Ill fix it myself, ok?
No! Dont, dad! Ill fix it myself!
No, please. Yes, yes, yes, ok!
Yeah, keep in touch.
Yep, yes. Ok, dad, bye.
- Feeling dizzy?
- No.
- Sure?
- Sure.
Ok. Beast. I hate him...
Ive told you thousand time
to keep your things in order!
How many times I asked you
to put your linen away into the sofa?
How many times?
It is so difficult?
No more rubbish here!
Or Ill throw it away!
With all your wires!
Got it!?
One more step and Im away
Im still breathing.
Sorry for that!
I feel very bad
Go to hell. Go to hell
I love y...
I need you
Neither yours nor anybodys
Inna is a bitch and whore.
Dima+Nastya=love
I never thought
love hurts so much
Taking HIM away from your life.
Eternity ...left
Shall we call him?
Fuck him!
Look!
- Are you nuts?
- Why?
- Theyll notice us.
- And what?
Well... shit...
Well, so we kind of want
to say sorry it came out this way.
You see, we didnt want it
to be like that.
We had to do it, you see.
Wolf, he told us and we couldnt say no.
We were gonna have problems.
Give it to Alex.
Tell him, Vika said, sort of, if he wants,
we could mix together.
And shes really sorry, cause, shit,
we really didnt mean it that way.
Yes. So...
Why are you silent?
Shit. Poor you.
Forgive me. Call me
if you want. Vika
Yes!!!
One, two, three! Action!
No, no, no! Please, I beg you!
- Idiots! What are you doing?
- Therere people there!
Dont! No!
Hooligans!
Lets go!
Go!
Youre fighting like my granny!
- Rush perfume by Gucci?
- No.
- Thats really Rush by Gucci!
- Thats really NOT Rush by Gucci.
Tell me about it! I know!
Its a fake Gucci. But a good one.
- Ill see you off.
- No! You neednt. Ill walk on my own.
- Like a drone.
- Really, you shouldnt. Wolfll be there.
- Hare wolf? Wait.
Lets go?
Lets.
You see, theres no one.
Superman! Romeo!
Wherere you off to? Stop!
Dad, this is Alex.
May he come in for a while?
Hello.
Have you checked the time?
- Hello!
- Hello.
Daddy, only for a couple of minutes.
It just happened so.
Thanks, daddy!
Daddy...
Can we go to my room?
Only for half an hour.
Just it happened so.
May we?
Come in.
Stop guzzling, start having babies!
Great! You drew it?
- A girl friend of mine.
- Still, cool!
- This is kind of a cheshire cat?
- Kind of.
- A great pic!
- Thanks!
Nice place.
- And why are there puzzles everywhere?
- Dads hobby. Unwinding after work.
- Dads hobbit?
- No!
- Sorry!
- Its ok.
Where does he work?
- In a prison.
- Where?
In a prison. Not as a guard.
As a prison cook.
I got it.
No, hes really nice and kind.
But with a nervous job.
Dad like a dad.
And what does your father do?
My?
Well... he...
Well... he... often changes jobs.
Big companies, small ones.
Business trips. Well...
Frankly, I dont even know
Where he works and where hes now.
He doesnt live with us.
- Sorry. I didnt know.
- Its ok.
- Look, I think I need to go.
- Where to?
Time to go home. Its late.
Your parents wont like it.
Its ok. Really.
- No, really, I need to go.
- And what about Wolf?
Come on. Its ok.
Well, its up to you.
- Sorry. I really must go.
- Yeah, sure.
Daddy, Alexs leaving.
Can I see him off to the lift?
Quickly!
Good bye.
- Ill be back in a minute.
- Ok.
- Good bye.
- Bye, Alex. Come again.
Wait for me here.
Wait for me here.
Theres no one.
- Ill go up.
- Why up?
By the roof. Ill go out
from another entrance.
And theyll be waiting there.
- Isnt it dangerous?
- Not really.
Well, Im off?
Take care.
Vika, youre a bitch and whore
Its not true.
I know.
Embrace me.
Vika, dads calling you!
Vika, now! Dads calling!
I have to go.
Vika!
Vika, youre a whore
Well-well! Superman,
more romantic stuff? Romeo.
Guys, jigger! Cops!
Whats going on?
Nothing.
Are you sure?
Yeah, just talking.
Ok.
So, lets talk?
Ok. Lets go.
- Give him back the scooter.
- Why?
Cause Im telling you.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Hi!
- Lyuda...
- Theres nothing there!
Lyuda, dont be foolish!
Hes grown up!
- Alex, have you touched up girls yet?
- Auntie Sveta, well...
- Sveta, stop it, please!
- Why? Hes an adult!
- Alex, you touch up girls, dont you?
- No, I dont!
You touch them up, right?
He does! Look at him!
He has everything grown!
Hell leave home soon. He will.
- You know, some whore...
- Sveta, enough! Go to your room!
- Are you hungry?
- Yes.
Ill bring it to your room.
- Sveta, have you gone crazy?
- Theyre all the same!
Both the big ones and the small.
Hell grow up and become the same.
You never knew anything
about men, Lyuda.
What? Whats the matter?
May be someone jinxed you?
Here...
Keep on your feet!
Hes here, I can feel it
proceeding from him!
- Lets go!
- Where to?
- To strip off the carpet!
- Why?
- Do you want to have a husband?
- I do!
- Then lets go!
- Coming.
Get ready. So, at three.
One, two, three!
Stop!
Throw it!
Come on!
Spit!
Stronger!
Well done! Going back now.
Hold your mom.
Jinx, jinx, leave us!
There he is! You see! Black smoke!
The jinx going out.
- Can you see?
- I can see!
Ive told you!
Danger, girls! Lets make off!
- Mom, lets go home.
- Wait, I want to get warm.
Youll get warm at home.
Lets go!
- This is kitchen. Thats moms room.
- Nice.
This is my room.
Whats that?
- There was a carpet.
- And wheres it now?
- Mom took it to the dry-cleaners.
- Looks nice.
Yeah, she said the same.
- Cool! You made it yourself?
- No, with guys.
- Still, its really cool!
- Thanks!
- Alex, youre also a drummer?
- Me?! God forbid!
Couldnt buy even a bat!
- Sorry! May I try again?
- Yes.
- Sorry!
- Its ok. I got used to it!
- Got used?
- Yes.
Oh, the computers broken down!
It hasnt!
Sorry!
Just it works better this way.
- Ok, ok.
- Really, Im sorry.
- Its ok. Im not touching it.
- Im sorry. Its really long to explain.
All the wires are mixed now.
- Brother. Is it a Russian movie?
- Havent you seen it?
Its the best film ever!
My favourite one!
It has everything. Its both
a comedy and a blockbuster.
The main hero, he helps a bum.
I can name lots of other genres.
- Would you like to watch it?
- Why not.
Its cool. Youll like it.
They made it really great.
- Whats that?
- Dont touch!
Its a boring book.
You wont like it.
The author is a bit...
- May I take this?
- This yes.
Well-well-well!
Its an attack! Were hungry!
We need more bolts!
No! Here youre eat 4 and thats it!
- We need more!
- No!
- Were aliens. Alien mind!
- Heres the border.
- Bolts! More bolts.
- Its a work of art, you cant touch it!
- Here are bolts. Dont touch it.
- Theyre helpless. Attack!
Were hungry. Yammy bolts.
More. More bolts.
Would you like a drink?
Yes.
- Youre all ready!
- Thanks.
- Shall I take them out?
- Well, yes!
Cups...
Cherry liqueur!
And raspberry pie!
Raspberry field!
What shall we toast to?
- To this evening.
- Like some adults!
- Then just drink!
- Blink-drink?
Well, yeah!
Sweet.
Bottoms up!
Well-well...
Tasty.
What shall we do?
Look what I have...
Its hot, can I leave
my jacket here?
Its my dads. 20 years old!
The first Russian tape recorder.
- With cassettes?
- Yes.
And where do you put in cassettes?
Here? Cool!
Look, what else Ive found.
Look what the old cassettes were like.
Look on the other side.
Handwritten.
Emmanuel... Romeo and Juliette...
Yesterday...
Music for love delights.
- Which delights?
- Love ones!
- For hours.
- Yes, for LOVE hours!
Well, you got me wrong.
Thats not what I meant.
It has nothing to do with it.
Youve put me out!
Ok, forget it. Youll see now.
Stand up, come here.
- Stand here.
- I am.
Youll understand.
- So?
- Wait.
May I?
Well, ok. Yes, you may.
Shit!
What the...
Oh my!
Ok...
Whats that? Liqueur.
My god! Soft aftertaste. Oh my!
Raspberry.
That reminds me of someone. Sure.
Just your fathers copy!
Ill show you aftertaste!
Hello.
Alex!
It seems you moms returned.
I think shes already left.
So what about mom?
Everythings all right?
Cool! Like in the movie.
Alex - Gleb Kalyuzhny
Vika - Ulyana Vaskovich
Alexs Mom - Olga Ozollapinya
Andy - Dmitry Barinov
Mermaid - Xenia Pakhomova
Vic - Daniil Pikula
Kate - Elizaveta Makdonskaya
Wolf - Alexey Filimonov
Need you now
Bros take care of hoes
It must have been love
I love you
Call her
Loud enough?
Luv U - Luv U
I miss you
You're our sunshine
Looking for love
Physics
Free hugs
Producers:
Olga Granina, Andrey Zaytsev
I love you dummy.
Film Studio SEPTEMBER
With the support of the Ministry of
Culture of the Russian Federation.
With the support of
the Russian Cinema Fund.
Present.
Script:
Andrey Zaytsev
Directors of photography:
Kirill Bobrov, Shandor Berkeshi
Art director:
Olga Khlebnikova
Costume designer:
Alana Snetkova
Make-up artist:
Darya Palamarchuk
Sound designer:
Vladimir Golovnitsky
Recording engineers:
Sergey Ovcharenko, Maria Ushenina
1st assistant director:
Sonya Uritskaya
Editors:
Andrey Zaytsev, Yulya Batalova
Producers:
Olga Granina, Andrey Zaytsev
Director:
Andrey Zaytsev
14+ FIRST LOVE
Alex, wake up.
Wake up, I say. Now!
Get up, Alex!
Alex, get up!
Alex, your scooters been stolen!
My scooters been stolen?!
Get up quickly, or youll be
late for school again.
Get up!
Todays topic is sexy numbers or primes.
And what we can do with them.
We come across sexy primes
in mathematics rather often.
For absent minded, I remind
sexy primes are prime numbers
that differ from each other by six.
Is that clear?
But first lets solve a task with monomials
Lets reduce them to a standard.
The first monomial. 1.2
A squared. B. 5 B.
The 2d 2.5 B squared, 5 A cubed.
So, A, B4 A squared. 5 A cubed
3d monomial with a sexi prime:
1.2 A squared, B.
And the last with a sexy prime: 7...
I remind you, you have to reduce all sexy primes
and calculate the alphabetic degree.
This sexy prime and that...
Vasin! Bring the eraser!
This sexy prime and that have
the same sexy prime multiplier.
Therere no other monomials
or sexy primes.
- Remember this girl from TV show? She was 12...
- Got pregnant?
- Had a baby!
- OMG!
- Our classmate got married in the 9th form.
- No way!
Wow! Chics walking!
A bubble gum... chupa-chups...
- and 3 gin&tonics.
- Are you 18?
What?! Cant you see?
- Your passport.
Honey, where shall I keep it?
Any ideas? May be in my panties?
- Luda, hi, sweety!
- Im fed up with you all.
Everythings under control!
A pack of sunflower seeds
and a Beer #9.
Thanks!
- Auntie, this is Beer #0. Alcohol free
- Yes, uncle, Beer #0.
- Well, we asked for Beer #9...
- And what?
- My dad asked me to buy one for him.
- Get lost now.
Ill call the guard.
What do you want?
Why so sad? Give us a smile!
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Did you call me?
- Sure! Non-stop!
- I know!
- Are you nuts?
- Oh! A phone!
- Give it back!
- Waiting for a text message?
- Not from you.
- And from who?
- Give it back!
- Are you crazy? Turn it off! Off!
- Is it Wolf?
- Yes.
- You know these ones?
- No.
- Theyre kind of from school #201.
- Cool.
- Yeah...
- They kind of started a fight.
- Which fight? With our school?
- Yep.
- Soft...
- Who?
- The one in pink.
- Pink is a tricky color.
Lets tear crash them all!
One for all. All for one!
Till were united they cant win us!
Stronger! Give him a punch in the face!
Come on! Smash him! Show him!
Pull him by his leg! Polish him off!
Zobar, make a fire, lets get dry!
Dont look at me like that!
Or your headll spin!
Alex, switch it, please.
- Mom, but why?
- Because. Just do it.
Stephanie, we need to do the is.
Yeah, this one!
Stephan, you know,
Im married to Vladimir
I dont care! Im ready
to do anything for our love.
Vladimir took my business!
Hes my enemy.
Stop! Come here! Closer.
Stephan, remember the poet Pushkin:
But Im given to another now,
And Ill eternally keep my vow.
Here youre.
Ok, now you can go.
School #201.
Age: 14-15.
Gender: female.
Vika, Sweet One.
Born July 10.
Status: in an active search.
Alex, I need to talk to you.
They say you should try all in life.
I disagree. Not all.
Youre a grown boy. I understand it.
You need to know certain things.
I want to talk about 3 important things.
Alcohol, drugs and women...
Youre an adult, you must like
someone, but dont hurry to touch her.
THE BOYS GROWN UP.
- Alex, havent you listened to me?
- Why? I did. Its not loud.
And why you say you will?
What will I?
Search!
Search what?
Various websites.
Which websites?
The ones! You know which!
Porno!
No, Mom, I wont.
I wish I could believe you!
Ok. Im off.
Hi, my name is Alex.
And yours? Vika, right?
Yes, Im a kind of magician!
Psychic. Kidding. I checked your profile.
Dont be surprised I came to you.
Ive been waiting for you here.
I guessed youd be passing by here.
Youre from school #201?
Yes, thats from your profile, too.
Me, Im from #307. Were enemies.
We could fight. Yep...
Yep... Cool!
Look...
Any plans for tonight?
What about going out?
Yeah. Oh, it would be great!
Yeah, Ill write it down.
Ok. Ill give you a call tonight. Bye!
Vika!
Come here!
Come here! Hey!
Im telling you, here!
Come here!
Come here. Did you hear me?
Why are you neighing?
I was waiting till policed give me
back my driving license. And they did!
Hi, Alex...
Meet Valera...
He was in our hospital, discharged today
Were kind of celebrating...
- Hello!
- Hello...
- Valera.
- Alex.
- This is for you.
- A yellow car! Say thank you!
- Leave him alone
- Thank you.
So, well, what next?
Will you eat with us?
I wont.
- No? Would you like some juice?
- No, Ill go to my room.
Ok, sure.
This is my son Alex. Well...
Ill be back in a second.
Alex!
Alex!
Alex!
What?
- Are you feeling bad?
- No.
- Didnt you get ill?
- I didnt!
Alex... Do you mind if Valera
will sit with us a bit longer?
Alex!
Why should I care?
Do what you like!
- Please, no. Valera! I cant.
- What cant you?
- Please, no. Lets meet somewhere else.
- Sure!
- Then why youre pulling me?
- The child is there.
- Your childs already sleeping.
- He isnt, hes walking. Dont. Please!
- Come here...
- Lets do it some other time.
- Other time? Were adults.
- Valera! Dont! Better eat the cake!
- I will, later!
- Ive been waiting a whole month!
- I beg you, Valera, dont!
Please, dont! Valera!
Here you are!
Jerks, no more fear?
Show them!
- Hello.
- Hello.
Hi, Vika. Im Alex.
Ive been waiting for you.
Wanted to meet you.
I like you a long time,
wanted us to meet... to go out.
Vika, its for you!
Coming.
Where are you?
Family status in active search
Send a message
Add to friends
Send a message
Add to friends
Send a message
Send a message
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TO ALL! FRIDAY, A DISCO
IN OUR SCHOOL #201! WELCOME!
VikaVikaVikaVikaVika.
No, it cant be true! They should know
how I want to dance!
How good Im at dancing!
Theyll love dancing with me!
Let me introduce you
to my daughter.
I have the honor of knowing her.
Let me invite you for a waltz.
A disco in school #201. Vikaaaaaa!!!
May I?
Lets go out. Vikas calling you.
She wants to talk to you.
Lets go.
- Whats your name?
- Alex.
- Got it. Which school?
- 307
- Now I see...
- What?
Nothing. Here.
Come here.
What? What did you say?
You cant put two words together!
You didnt drink? What didnt you drink?
Who? Who?
You cant put two words together!
Pissed off again.
Your sons all beaten up! All in blood!
Theyve beaten the hell out of him!
Theyve beaten him on the face!
All his face is smashed!
I hate you! I hate you!
Here, talk to your dad.
Hello. Yeah, hi, dad.
Its ok. No, mom's exaggerating.
No, really, its ok.
Yeah. Well, kind of.
Pushed each other a bit.
No, dad, dont go to my school!
No! Dont, dad!
Ill fix it myself, ok?
No! Dont, dad! Ill fix it myself!
No, please. Yes, yes, yes, ok!
Yeah, keep in touch.
Yep, yes. Ok, dad, bye.
- Feeling dizzy?
- No.
- Sure?
- Sure.
Ok. Beast. I hate him...
Ive told you thousand time
to keep your things in order!
How many times I asked you
to put your linen away into the sofa?
How many times?
It is so difficult?
No more rubbish here!
Or Ill throw it away!
With all your wires!
Got it!?
One more step and Im away
Im still breathing.
Sorry for that!
I feel very bad
Go to hell. Go to hell
I love y...
I need you
Neither yours nor anybodys
Inna is a bitch and whore.
Dima+Nastya=love
I never thought
love hurts so much
Taking HIM away from your life.
Eternity ...left
Shall we call him?
Fuck him!
Look!
- Are you nuts?
- Why?
- Theyll notice us.
- And what?
Well... shit...
Well, so we kind of want
to say sorry it came out this way.
You see, we didnt want it
to be like that.
We had to do it, you see.
Wolf, he told us and we couldnt say no.
We were gonna have problems.
Give it to Alex.
Tell him, Vika said, sort of, if he wants,
we could mix together.
And shes really sorry, cause, shit,
we really didnt mean it that way.
Yes. So...
Why are you silent?
Shit. Poor you.
Forgive me. Call me
if you want. Vika
Yes!!!
One, two, three! Action!
No, no, no! Please, I beg you!
- Idiots! What are you doing?
- Therere people there!
Dont! No!
Hooligans!
Lets go!
Go!
Youre fighting like my granny!
- Rush perfume by Gucci?
- No.
- Thats really Rush by Gucci!
- Thats really NOT Rush by Gucci.
Tell me about it! I know!
Its a fake Gucci. But a good one.
- Ill see you off.
- No! You neednt. Ill walk on my own.
- Like a drone.
- Really, you shouldnt. Wolfll be there.
- Hare wolf? Wait.
Lets go?
Lets.
You see, theres no one.
Superman! Romeo!
Wherere you off to? Stop!
Dad, this is Alex.
May he come in for a while?
Hello.
Have you checked the time?
- Hello!
- Hello.
Daddy, only for a couple of minutes.
It just happened so.
Thanks, daddy!
Daddy...
Can we go to my room?
Only for half an hour.
Just it happened so.
May we?
Come in.
Stop guzzling, start having babies!
Great! You drew it?
- A girl friend of mine.
- Still, cool!
- This is kind of a cheshire cat?
- Kind of.
- A great pic!
- Thanks!
Nice place.
- And why are there puzzles everywhere?
- Dads hobby. Unwinding after work.
- Dads hobbit?
- No!
- Sorry!
- Its ok.
Where does he work?
- In a prison.
- Where?
In a prison. Not as a guard.
As a prison cook.
I got it.
No, hes really nice and kind.
But with a nervous job.
Dad like a dad.
And what does your father do?
My?
Well... he...
Well... he... often changes jobs.
Big companies, small ones.
Business trips. Well...
Frankly, I dont even know
Where he works and where hes now.
He doesnt live with us.
- Sorry. I didnt know.
- Its ok.
- Look, I think I need to go.
- Where to?
Time to go home. Its late.
Your parents wont like it.
Its ok. Really.
- No, really, I need to go.
- And what about Wolf?
Come on. Its ok.
Well, its up to you.
- Sorry. I really must go.
- Yeah, sure.
Daddy, Alexs leaving.
Can I see him off to the lift?
Quickly!
Good bye.
- Ill be back in a minute.
- Ok.
- Good bye.
- Bye, Alex. Come again.
Wait for me here.
Wait for me here.
Theres no one.
- Ill go up.
- Why up?
By the roof. Ill go out
from another entrance.
And theyll be waiting there.
- Isnt it dangerous?
- Not really.
Well, Im off?
Take care.
Vika, youre a bitch and whore
Its not true.
I know.
Embrace me.
Vika, dads calling you!
Vika, now! Dads calling!
I have to go.
Vika!
Vika, youre a whore
Well-well! Superman,
more romantic stuff? Romeo.
Guys, jigger! Cops!
Whats going on?
Nothing.
Are you sure?
Yeah, just talking.
Ok.
So, lets talk?
Ok. Lets go.
- Give him back the scooter.
- Why?
Cause Im telling you.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Hi!
- Lyuda...
- Theres nothing there!
Lyuda, dont be foolish!
Hes grown up!
- Alex, have you touched up girls yet?
- Auntie Sveta, well...
- Sveta, stop it, please!
- Why? Hes an adult!
- Alex, you touch up girls, dont you?
- No, I dont!
You touch them up, right?
He does! Look at him!
He has everything grown!
Hell leave home soon. He will.
- You know, some whore...
- Sveta, enough! Go to your room!
- Are you hungry?
- Yes.
Ill bring it to your room.
- Sveta, have you gone crazy?
- Theyre all the same!
Both the big ones and the small.
Hell grow up and become the same.
You never knew anything
about men, Lyuda.
What? Whats the matter?
May be someone jinxed you?
Here...
Keep on your feet!
Hes here, I can feel it
proceeding from him!
- Lets go!
- Where to?
- To strip off the carpet!
- Why?
- Do you want to have a husband?
- I do!
- Then lets go!
- Coming.
Get ready. So, at three.
One, two, three!
Stop!
Throw it!
Come on!
Spit!
Stronger!
Well done! Going back now.
Hold your mom.
Jinx, jinx, leave us!
There he is! You see! Black smoke!
The jinx going out.
- Can you see?
- I can see!
Ive told you!
Danger, girls! Lets make off!
- Mom, lets go home.
- Wait, I want to get warm.
Youll get warm at home.
Lets go!
- This is kitchen. Thats moms room.
- Nice.
This is my room.
Whats that?
- There was a carpet.
- And wheres it now?
- Mom took it to the dry-cleaners.
- Looks nice.
Yeah, she said the same.
- Cool! You made it yourself?
- No, with guys.
- Still, its really cool!
- Thanks!
- Alex, youre also a drummer?
- Me?! God forbid!
Couldnt buy even a bat!
- Sorry! May I try again?
- Yes.
- Sorry!
- Its ok. I got used to it!
- Got used?
- Yes.
Oh, the computers broken down!
It hasnt!
Sorry!
Just it works better this way.
- Ok, ok.
- Really, Im sorry.
- Its ok. Im not touching it.
- Im sorry. Its really long to explain.
All the wires are mixed now.
- Brother. Is it a Russian movie?
- Havent you seen it?
Its the best film ever!
My favourite one!
It has everything. Its both
a comedy and a blockbuster.
The main hero, he helps a bum.
I can name lots of other genres.
- Would you like to watch it?
- Why not.
Its cool. Youll like it.
They made it really great.
- Whats that?
- Dont touch!
Its a boring book.
You wont like it.
The author is a bit...
- May I take this?
- This yes.
Well-well-well!
Its an attack! Were hungry!
We need more bolts!
No! Here youre eat 4 and thats it!
- We need more!
- No!
- Were aliens. Alien mind!
- Heres the border.
- Bolts! More bolts.
- Its a work of art, you cant touch it!
- Here are bolts. Dont touch it.
- Theyre helpless. Attack!
Were hungry. Yammy bolts.
More. More bolts.
Would you like a drink?
Yes.
- Youre all ready!
- Thanks.
- Shall I take them out?
- Well, yes!
Cups...
Cherry liqueur!
And raspberry pie!
Raspberry field!
What shall we toast to?
- To this evening.
- Like some adults!
- Then just drink!
- Blink-drink?
Well, yeah!
Sweet.
Bottoms up!
Well-well...
Tasty.
What shall we do?
Look what I have...
Its hot, can I leave
my jacket here?
Its my dads. 20 years old!
The first Russian tape recorder.
- With cassettes?
- Yes.
And where do you put in cassettes?
Here? Cool!
Look, what else Ive found.
Look what the old cassettes were like.
Look on the other side.
Handwritten.
Emmanuel... Romeo and Juliette...
Yesterday...
Music for love delights.
- Which delights?
- Love ones!
- For hours.
- Yes, for LOVE hours!
Well, you got me wrong.
Thats not what I meant.
It has nothing to do with it.
Youve put me out!
Ok, forget it. Youll see now.
Stand up, come here.
- Stand here.
- I am.
Youll understand.
- So?
- Wait.
May I?
Well, ok. Yes, you may.
Shit!
What the...
Oh my!
Ok...
Whats that? Liqueur.
My god! Soft aftertaste. Oh my!
Raspberry.
That reminds me of someone. Sure.
Just your fathers copy!
Ill show you aftertaste!
Hello.
Alex!
It seems you moms returned.
I think shes already left.
So what about mom?
Everythings all right?
Cool! Like in the movie.
Alex - Gleb Kalyuzhny
Vika - Ulyana Vaskovich
Alexs Mom - Olga Ozollapinya
Andy - Dmitry Barinov
Mermaid - Xenia Pakhomova
Vic - Daniil Pikula
Kate - Elizaveta Makdonskaya
Wolf - Alexey Filimonov
Need you now
Bros take care of hoes
It must have been love
I love you
Call her
Loud enough?
Luv U - Luv U
I miss you
You're our sunshine
Looking for love
Physics
Free hugs
Producers:
Olga Granina, Andrey Zaytsev
I love you dummy.