2001 Maniacs (2005) Movie Script

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Take aim.
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Fire!
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Unprecedented,
historic casualties.
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More Americans died in
the so-called Civil War...
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than in the two
World Wars combined.
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618,000.
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Although popular media usually
portrays the Civil War...
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as a series of epic battles
for honor and glory...
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the reality is far from either.
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General Sherman's march
through South Carolina alone...
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cost over 8,000 innocent
Southerners their lives.
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Sparing no women or children...
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Sherman reduced the city
of Columbia to ashes overnight.
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While you're on spring break
next week down in Florida...
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you might better understand
why so many Southerners...
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still are angry at the North...
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and their rampage of
death and destruction.
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l get it.
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Their fashion might be
a little bit out of date.
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Rest assured
one day in the future...
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your grandkids will be
laughing at photos of you.
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Shit.
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All right, all right,
settle down.
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One of the big problems
for the Southerners--
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Fucking piece of shit!
God damn it!
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Nelson!
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lt's jammed, sir.
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What's going on?
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Oh, God.
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Have a nice break.
See you in two weeks.
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You, you, you...stay!
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lt's about respect,
gentlemen.
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Respect for me...
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respect for
the subject matter...
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but, most of all,
respect for yourselves.
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Papers like this--
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''General Sherman:
A Total Badass''--
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ain't going to cut it.
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Your antics today
clearly demonstrated...
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how serious you are
about your studies.
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You, Anderson,
you missed class yesterday.
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Actually,
l didn't miss it at all.
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You think
this is very funny, eh?
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This university
won't miss any of you...
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next semester
when you're expelled.
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That is, unless
you all turn in...
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three new term papers...
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by, let's say,
the end of spring break.
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Let me remind you
of an old saying--
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Those who don't
learn from history...
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are doomed to repeat it.
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Gentlemen,
the party's over.
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Vilano Beach,
Palm Beach, Palm Coast.
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Daytona!
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Aw, shut the fuck up.
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How much farther are we?
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l don't know.
lt's not even that bad.
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Daytona is
another eight hours.
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lt's in Florida.
lt's heavy-duty.
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Dump the fuckin' map.
l'll find us a shortcut.
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Dude, this is so nice, man.
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Why do we even
want to go to Florida?
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We should just
stay right here.
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Have you guys taken a moment
to look around you?
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Look at this place!
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Oh, yeah.
lt's fuckin' awesome.
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l love the smell
of cow shit in the morning.
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Take it all in, boys.
Sniff it.
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All right, all right,
all right.
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l know what l'm gonna
write my term paper on.
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''Cow Shit of the South:
The Smell of Victory.''
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Dudes!
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The whole point was getting away
from history class.
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Fuck!
What the fuck is this?!
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Who is this guy?
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What the fuck?
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That was my armadillo.
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We've been tracking that
all day.
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You totally wasted it.
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l--l'm sorry, man.
l didn't see it.
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lt was like it fell out
of the sky, dude, l swear.
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Tell you what.
lf, you know, if you give...
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me and Dr. Mambo
here a lift...
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you know, we'll
totally call it even.
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Dr. Mambo?
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Where you guys heading?
South.
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Daytona Beach.
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Awesome!
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Awesome! Let me
get my pack, dude.
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Yeah, hop in, man.
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Go.
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Face!
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The way l see it...
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if we drive
through the night...
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we'll be quaffing beers
by noon...
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and boffing chicks
by 5:00.
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And pushin' up
daisies by midnight.
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Go, banjo boy, go!
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Holy...
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fucking...
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shit.
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Oh, God, man. l could
drink her bath water.
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Dude, l'd eat the peanuts
out of her shit.
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She's not your type, dog.
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Trust me.
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Dude, if she has a pulse,
she's my type.
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Watch and learn.
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Hey, man.
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What's up, dude?
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Not much. Just going on
a road trip with the ladies.
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Where are you guys heading?
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Daytona Beach.
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My brother's
got a beach house.
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On the beach.
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Yeah. Must be fate.
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Must be.
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We're headed there maana.
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Cool.
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Well, l was thinking that...
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We should all hook up
when you guys hit town.
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You got a number, hon?
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You wouldn't happen
to have a pen or paper?
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Who needs paper?
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You know what, ma'am?
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l couldn't agree
with you more.
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So, what's
your name, cowboy?
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Anderson.
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Whenever you're finished,
you can come up for air...
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Anderson.
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What is your name?
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Oh, l'll tell you...
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if l call.
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Later, boys.
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On the beach.
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Was that a score?
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l can't really say.
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She'll call.
She wants the house.
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OK. We're in
''Deliverance'' country now.
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So, unless
you're into squealing...
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like Porky Pig's
love bitch, Nelson...
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we need a shortcut.
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You guys
have no faith, man.
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Let's go.
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Nice overalls, dude.
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Pushin' up daisies
by midnight.
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Yep, we're lost.
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Great.
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Anderson, you got the map?
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Of course you don't.
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lt's in the trunk.
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Trunk? Yeah.
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Way to stay up
with me, guys.
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l got to do
all the driving while they--
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lt's midnight, boy.
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Man, shut up!
Hey, hey, hey.
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lt's just a dream.
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Dream, whatever.
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Where the fuck are we?
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You took a shortcut,
didn't you, Nelson?
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Look. l tried to wake you
two douche bags, all right?
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This is your fault, too,
kind of.
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Our fault?
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Yeah. l mean, no.
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Guys, look, sign, all right?
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Detour sign.
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Enough. Get out
of the front seat.
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Come on. Get out. Get out.
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l'm driving.
That's it. That's it.
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Later! Shit!
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Wait up!
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Ass munches.
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-Get him.
-Ow! Hey!
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l can't reach him.
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Ow! You cinched my sack.
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Ow, bitch!
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l just want
to go to the beach!
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This isn't
a real detour.
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Where the hell are we?
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Check it out.
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Looks like it's abandoned.
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What the hell is that?
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This place
is like a ghost town.
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Welcome
to Pleasant Valley.
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Well, don't be
a wet ding dong, fellas.
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Buckman's the name.
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Mayor's my game.
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Now, why don't y'all here
give us a big howdy do, hmm?
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Anderson Lee.
Nice to meet you, sir.
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Uh, my two partners here
go by--
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Lee? Lee. Anderson Lee.
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My, my, my,
what a beautiful surname you--
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Y'all ain't from
the South, now, are you?
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Born and raised, sir.
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Lived in South Carolina
till freshman year.
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Then you crossed over
to the other side, l see.
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Well, well, we might
just save you yet.
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You see, y'all arrived...
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just in time to be
our honored guests...
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at the Guts 'n' Glory
Jubilee.
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Dude, l say we get
the hell out of Dodge.
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Like, my brother's
waiting on us, bro.
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Well, good morning,
Miss Peaches.
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lf l supply the peaches...
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do you think you boys
could supply the cream?
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We're staying.
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At least for five minutes.
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Well, looky here.
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Appears we got more guests
fresh on the way.
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What?
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Pussy wagon's here.
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Well, don't that beat all?
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You all the prettiest
damn Yanks l ever seen.
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Jesus Christ, it's Toon Town.
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Toony Town?
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Son, this is Pleasant Valley.
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And for the next two days...
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it's gonna be nothing
but dancing and games.
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And best of all...
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a mouth-watering--
mmm, mmm--barbecue.
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Let me guess.
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Detour sign?
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Detour sign.
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What do you think?
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l'm game for anything.
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Tell you what.
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You stay, we'll stay.
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Cool.
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Judas Priest.
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We got ourselves
two more Yanks for the jubilee.
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What the hell
kind of detour was that?
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Negro and Chinaman
to boot.
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That's Chinawoman.
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And what a woman!
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Well, don't just
stand around, folks.
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Granny's got rooms
waiting on you at the hotel.
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Welcome to
Granny Boone's hotel.
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'Sup?
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l don't think so, Amos.
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-l'm Hester.
-And l'm Glendora.
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Granny Boone said we're supposed
to show you to your rooms.
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You girls want
to burn some blunts?
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You know, spleef?
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Reefer.
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You two are so lucky
you're hotties.
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Any more luggage, boy?
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Boy?
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Ain't y'all motherfuckers
ever heard...
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of the Civil Rights Movement?
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ls that anything
like a bowel movement?
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What, are you out
of your fuckin' mind?
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Kick back, hon.
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Granny Boone done wash out
some fresh sheets for ya.
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Guess you people aren't wearing
those things any more, huh?
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00:18:04,917 -- 00:18:08,284
Tell me, where do black folks
hang out around here?
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From off that tree
down there yonder, usually.
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Oh, you want
to get down, huh? All right.
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Chill, baby.
l don't think our bellhick...
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is playing
with a full deck here.
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Granny Boone say we got to
please all our festival guests.
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Even you.
263
00:18:25,204 -- 00:18:27,229
Well, we wouldn't wanna...
264
00:18:27,272 -- 00:18:30,298
piss old Granny Boone off,
now, would we?
265
00:18:31,777 -- 00:18:33,404
All right then,
that's more like it.
266
00:18:33,445 -- 00:18:34,912
Now, remember...
267
00:18:34,947 -- 00:18:36,778
dinner is
at seven P.M. sharp.
268
00:18:36,815 -- 00:18:39,249
And Granny Boone,
she hates tardiness.
269
00:18:39,284 -- 00:18:42,048
Well, then y'all
best leave us to prepare.
270
00:18:43,055 -- 00:18:45,250
OK, then.
271
00:18:45,290 -- 00:18:47,019
l bid you adieu.
272
00:18:47,059 -- 00:18:50,358
That's German
for l'll see you later.
273
00:18:50,395 -- 00:18:53,159
Shit we got to go through
for a free meal.
274
00:18:53,198 -- 00:18:54,426
Come on, Malcolm.
275
00:18:54,466 -- 00:18:57,060
A little old-fashioned
hospitality might be fun.
276
00:18:57,102 -- 00:18:59,161
Fuck old-fashioned
hospitality.
277
00:19:00,205 -- 00:19:01,194
l'd rather fuck you.
278
00:19:01,240 -- 00:19:03,174
Oh, shit.
279
00:19:07,980 -- 00:19:11,416
This sure is a fine reenactment
setup they've got going here.
280
00:19:11,450 -- 00:19:16,649
l ever tell you how much l love
Civil War tourist attractions?
281
00:19:18,991 -- 00:19:20,481
Don't y'all mind us none.
282
00:19:21,493 -- 00:19:22,790
Jezebel!
283
00:19:22,828 -- 00:19:24,989
Come here,
you little mutton chops.
284
00:19:27,132 -- 00:19:28,724
l say to hell with Daytona.
285
00:19:28,767 -- 00:19:31,930
l, sir, am in accordance.
286
00:19:31,970 -- 00:19:33,597
You know, l never knew
you were Southern.
287
00:19:33,639 -- 00:19:35,004
l was raised
by my Aunt Charlotte.
288
00:19:35,040 -- 00:19:37,270
She was old-school Southern.
289
00:19:37,309 -- 00:19:39,777
She taught me to open
the door for the ladies...
290
00:19:39,811 -- 00:19:42,507
say, ''Yes, ma'am''
''Why, no, ma'am.''
291
00:19:42,548 -- 00:19:44,743
You sure unlearned
that shit fast.
292
00:19:44,783 -- 00:19:45,841
Right, Cory.
293
00:19:46,852 -- 00:19:49,685
lt's still in me
in the background.
294
00:19:53,759 -- 00:19:55,317
School's in session!
295
00:19:59,198 -- 00:20:02,292
My misguided spawn.
296
00:20:02,334 -- 00:20:06,600
Now, why in the hell
did you let them two devils
297
00:20:06,638 -- 00:20:08,731
in Pleasant Valley, hmm?
298
00:20:10,642 -- 00:20:14,408
Lord knows l don't cotton
to waiting on a darky...
299
00:20:14,446 -- 00:20:18,576
and...however,
in service to the festival...
300
00:20:21,119 -- 00:20:25,385
Mmm, well,
it'll all be over soon.
301
00:20:25,424 -- 00:20:26,823
Looks like Miss Peaches...
302
00:20:26,858 -- 00:20:28,826
done snagged herself
a Yankee boy already.
303
00:20:28,860 -- 00:20:30,760
l got my eye
on that purty one
304
00:20:30,796 -- 00:20:34,027
with them long legs leading
up to them tender buttocks.
305
00:20:34,066 -- 00:20:35,465
Now, now, now.
306
00:20:35,500 -- 00:20:37,764
You leave her
to Harper, boy.
307
00:20:39,371 -- 00:20:41,703
That tasty dish
don't stand a chance...
308
00:20:41,740 -- 00:20:43,901
once he walk up on her.
309
00:20:43,942 -- 00:20:46,240
Am l right
or am l right?
310
00:20:50,182 -- 00:20:51,843
Trouble
311
00:20:51,883 -- 00:20:52,850
Trouble
312
00:20:52,884 -- 00:20:54,374
Came a-knockin'
313
00:20:54,419 -- 00:20:55,818
Came a-knockin'
314
00:20:55,854 -- 00:20:57,515
Trouble
315
00:20:57,556 -- 00:20:58,523
Trouble
316
00:20:58,557 -- 00:20:59,854
Came a-knockin'
317
00:20:59,891 -- 00:21:01,825
Came a-knockin'
318
00:21:01,860 -- 00:21:03,293
Trouble
319
00:21:03,328 -- 00:21:05,626
ls this place a hoot
or what?
320
00:21:05,664 -- 00:21:07,495
Can you believe
these hicks actually think...
321
00:21:07,532 -- 00:21:09,090
we're gonna sleep
in separate beds?
322
00:21:09,134 -- 00:21:12,365
Well, l say we hang,
grab whatever we can...
323
00:21:12,404 -- 00:21:13,371
and blow.
324
00:21:13,405 -- 00:21:15,100
The whole town
or just those frat boys?
325
00:21:15,140 -- 00:21:17,631
Don't worry, Ricky,
l'll save one for you.
326
00:21:17,676 -- 00:21:18,734
What about
saving one for me?
327
00:21:18,777 -- 00:21:20,039
Now, which one
would that be...
328
00:21:20,078 -- 00:21:22,706
perhaps Mr. ''l'll stay
if you stay''?
329
00:21:22,748 -- 00:21:27,117
To our door
330
00:21:29,254 -- 00:21:30,346
Hey, handsome.
331
00:21:30,389 -- 00:21:31,686
Hello, everybody.
332
00:21:31,723 -- 00:21:33,281
On behalf of
our little town...
333
00:21:33,325 -- 00:21:34,724
l'm here to welcome y'all...
334
00:21:34,760 -- 00:21:37,456
and invite you to taking in
some of our sites.
335
00:21:37,496 -- 00:21:39,555
l'll wrestle you for him.
336
00:21:39,598 -- 00:21:40,860
What's that?
337
00:21:40,899 -- 00:21:41,866
Nothing.
338
00:21:41,900 -- 00:21:43,231
Just ignore him.
339
00:21:43,268 -- 00:21:44,895
Dang, Jethro.
340
00:21:44,936 -- 00:21:46,403
You got
some muscles there.
341
00:21:46,438 -- 00:21:47,769
lt's Harper, ma'am.
342
00:21:47,806 -- 00:21:49,398
Harper Alexander.
343
00:21:49,441 -- 00:21:50,874
l'm Kat...
344
00:21:50,909 -- 00:21:53,309
as in pussy.
345
00:21:53,345 -- 00:21:55,438
This is Joey,
this is Ricky.
346
00:21:55,480 -- 00:21:58,711
Perhaps if Miss Pussycat
is willing...
347
00:21:58,750 -- 00:22:00,615
the sun
sure looks mighty nice...
348
00:22:00,652 -- 00:22:02,677
reflecting on the lake
right about now.
349
00:22:02,721 -- 00:22:05,212
Miss Pussycat
is more than willing.
350
00:22:05,257 -- 00:22:07,384
Well, then,
l guess l'll be seeing...
351
00:22:07,426 -- 00:22:08,950
you other fine folks
at the festival.
352
00:22:08,994 -- 00:22:10,256
lf you will.
353
00:22:12,364 -- 00:22:13,558
Wait, Kat.
354
00:22:14,766 -- 00:22:16,927
lt's my good-luck
dog tag.
355
00:22:16,968 -- 00:22:18,959
Don't do anything
l wouldn't do.
356
00:22:19,004 -- 00:22:21,165
ls there anything
you wouldn't do?
357
00:22:21,206 -- 00:22:23,572
Later, kitty cat.
358
00:22:32,984 -- 00:22:35,282
Welcome, welcome.
359
00:22:35,320 -- 00:22:37,652
Don't tell me.
You must be Miss Boone.
360
00:22:37,689 -- 00:22:40,317
lt's a real pleasure
to meet you, ma'am.
361
00:22:40,359 -- 00:22:43,294
Oh, Miss Boone, from
the bottom of our hearts...
362
00:22:43,328 -- 00:22:45,523
we thank you
for such fine accommodations.
363
00:22:45,564 -- 00:22:48,294
Oh, don't make me blush.
364
00:22:48,333 -- 00:22:51,131
And that's Granny
to you, sonny boy.
365
00:22:51,169 -- 00:22:52,431
Y'all like my ladies?
366
00:22:52,471 -- 00:22:53,938
Yes, ma'am.
367
00:22:53,972 -- 00:22:56,634
Y'all ready
for a good ole time?
368
00:22:56,675 -- 00:22:57,699
Yes, ma'am.
369
00:23:01,046 -- 00:23:02,013
So--
370
00:23:02,047 -- 00:23:03,105
Gosh dang it.
371
00:23:03,148 -- 00:23:04,172
Kitty's getting away.
372
00:23:04,216 -- 00:23:05,547
Come here,
you stupid cat.
373
00:23:05,584 -- 00:23:06,608
Get over here.
374
00:23:06,651 -- 00:23:09,142
Why don't you gentlemen
give him a hand?
375
00:23:09,187 -- 00:23:10,313
All right.
376
00:23:10,355 -- 00:23:11,822
See you soon, boys.
377
00:23:11,857 -- 00:23:15,725
ls this some hillbilly
reality show type of thing?
378
00:23:15,761 -- 00:23:19,026
You know this is Georgia,
Miss Pussycat.
379
00:23:19,064 -- 00:23:22,397
Harper, try just
calling me Kat.
380
00:23:22,434 -- 00:23:24,732
Miss Pussy
sounds so formal.
381
00:23:24,770 -- 00:23:26,294
Well, Kat...
382
00:23:26,338 -- 00:23:29,865
how could one not but smile
whilst in the company...
383
00:23:29,908 -- 00:23:33,742
of such a beautiful Northern
sophisticrat like yourself.
384
00:23:33,779 -- 00:23:37,510
You're either the most
romantic guy l've ever met...
385
00:23:37,549 -- 00:23:39,744
or you're completely
full of shit.
386
00:23:49,795 -- 00:23:51,558
-Come here.
-Get back here, kitty.
387
00:23:51,596 -- 00:23:52,688
l ain't gonna hurt ya.
388
00:23:52,731 -- 00:23:53,698
Come on, guys.
389
00:23:53,732 -- 00:23:55,529
Come here, kitty.
390
00:23:55,567 -- 00:24:00,402
My daddy proposed to my mama
right here on this spot.
391
00:24:00,439 -- 00:24:04,500
My daddy proposed to my mom
in the back of a '69 chevy.
392
00:24:04,543 -- 00:24:06,272
Course that was
before the troubles.
393
00:24:06,311 -- 00:24:09,405
Before all that fire done
burnt this spot to the ground.
394
00:24:09,448 -- 00:24:12,815
Feels like a fire
right now.
395
00:24:12,851 -- 00:24:15,513
You know, life always finds
a way of pushing itself...
396
00:24:15,554 -- 00:24:17,579
up through death, Miss Kat.
397
00:24:17,622 -- 00:24:18,748
Feels like
something else is trying...
398
00:24:18,790 -- 00:24:20,018
to push its way
through now, baby.
399
00:24:23,562 -- 00:24:25,655
You like horses?
400
00:24:27,466 -- 00:24:28,956
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
401
00:24:29,000 -- 00:24:30,399
Come here,
kitty, kitty, kitty.
402
00:24:31,670 -- 00:24:33,729
Come on. Come on,
you little cat.
403
00:24:33,772 -- 00:24:36,900
Once again, Anderson Lee
showing how to get pussy.
404
00:24:36,942 -- 00:24:38,000
Thanks, mister.
405
00:24:38,043 -- 00:24:39,237
Name's Hucklebilly.
406
00:24:39,277 -- 00:24:40,972
Hey, what's up,
Huckleberry?
407
00:24:41,012 -- 00:24:42,104
lt's Hucklebilly,
dumb ass.
408
00:24:42,147 -- 00:24:44,479
Damn. Feisty little fella.
409
00:24:44,516 -- 00:24:46,211
Y'all wanna play
a little game with me?
410
00:24:46,251 -- 00:24:47,218
l don't know, Hucklebilly.
411
00:24:47,252 -- 00:24:48,981
We got some ladies
waiting for us...
412
00:24:49,020 -- 00:24:50,317
if you know what l mean.
413
00:24:50,355 -- 00:24:52,289
Yeah. Heck with it, then.
414
00:24:52,324 -- 00:24:54,519
Oh, come on.
415
00:24:54,559 -- 00:24:57,027
The little kid
has no one to play with.
416
00:24:57,062 -- 00:24:59,087
Poor little circus clown.
417
00:25:01,199 -- 00:25:03,827
How about that roll in the hay
you were talking about?
418
00:25:10,208 -- 00:25:12,335
Make me scream
that rebel yell.
419
00:25:12,377 -- 00:25:15,141
Well, that, ma'am,
l can guarantee.
420
00:25:15,180 -- 00:25:17,614
You just lay
right here, OK?
421
00:25:20,852 -- 00:25:22,217
l didn't know
my Southern gentleman
422
00:25:22,254 -- 00:25:23,414
had a touch of kink
in him.
423
00:25:23,455 -- 00:25:25,389
lf a kink means
a hunger for you, ma'am...
424
00:25:25,423 -- 00:25:27,015
then that he does.
425
00:25:30,862 -- 00:25:31,920
Hey, look, dude.
426
00:25:31,963 -- 00:25:32,952
We're sorry.
427
00:25:32,998 -- 00:25:34,590
Leave me alone.
428
00:25:34,633 -- 00:25:36,032
Hey, we'll play a game
with you, all right?
429
00:25:36,067 -- 00:25:38,592
What do you got in mind?
430
00:25:38,637 -- 00:25:40,434
lt's called
Kill the Kitty.
431
00:25:40,472 -- 00:25:43,407
-Shit.
-See, kitty's been bad.
432
00:25:43,441 -- 00:25:44,931
Real bad.
433
00:25:44,976 -- 00:25:47,376
l'm gonna lynch her.
434
00:25:47,412 -- 00:25:49,380
And y'all
can be the witnesses!
435
00:25:49,414 -- 00:25:50,540
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
All right.
436
00:25:50,582 -- 00:25:51,913
What would
your mother think...
437
00:25:51,950 -- 00:25:53,008
if you hurt
that poor little kitty?
438
00:25:53,051 -- 00:25:55,451
My mama?
439
00:25:55,487 -- 00:25:57,455
Mister, my mama give me
a silver dollar...
440
00:25:57,489 -- 00:26:00,424
for every broke-neck pussy
l bring home.
441
00:26:19,678 -- 00:26:21,669
Harper, honey...
442
00:26:21,713 -- 00:26:24,204
this isn't exactly
what l had in mind.
443
00:26:24,249 -- 00:26:29,050
Well, Miss Pussy,
it's exactly what l had in mind.
444
00:26:29,087 -- 00:26:33,217
Now, l know you city folk
think us country boys naive...
445
00:26:33,258 -- 00:26:34,748
in the ways of love...
446
00:26:34,793 -- 00:26:38,160
but we ain't as innocent
as you might think.
447
00:26:38,196 -- 00:26:39,857
l mean...
448
00:26:41,199 -- 00:26:45,636
l think this might be taking it
just a little too far.
449
00:26:45,670 -- 00:26:48,730
Frankly, Miss Pussy,
l don't give a damn.
450
00:27:06,424 -- 00:27:08,688
Yee-haw!
451
00:27:10,562 -- 00:27:12,029
Ow.
452
00:27:12,063 -- 00:27:14,054
l know it's not etiquette...
453
00:27:14,099 -- 00:27:15,828
to eat without
everyone present...
454
00:27:15,867 -- 00:27:18,028
but a little birdie
advised me...
455
00:27:18,069 -- 00:27:21,561
that perky friend of yours
is gonna be a little bit tardy.
456
00:27:21,606 -- 00:27:24,871
So let us pray.
457
00:27:24,909 -- 00:27:26,035
Dear Lord...
458
00:27:26,077 -- 00:27:29,911
we thank you for the food
we are about to eat...
459
00:27:29,948 -- 00:27:34,749
that makes us whole
in mind, body, and soul.
460
00:27:34,786 -- 00:27:36,048
Amen.
461
00:27:36,087 -- 00:27:37,452
Dig in.
462
00:27:37,489 -- 00:27:39,616
l'm so hungry
l could eat an entire goat...
463
00:27:39,658 -- 00:27:41,888
and not share
a single hoof.
464
00:27:41,926 -- 00:27:43,052
Disgusting.
465
00:27:43,094 -- 00:27:44,459
Huckleberry's
got the munchies.
466
00:27:44,496 -- 00:27:47,021
lt's Hucklebilly,
pig breath.
467
00:27:47,065 -- 00:27:48,828
Can't you Northern folks
get nothing right?
468
00:27:51,202 -- 00:27:52,897
Miss Boone--
469
00:27:52,937 -- 00:27:55,565
Excuse me, Granny.
470
00:27:55,607 -- 00:27:57,268
You've simply
outdone yourself.
471
00:27:57,308 -- 00:27:58,297
Thank you.
472
00:27:58,343 -- 00:27:59,469
Hear, hear.
473
00:27:59,511 -- 00:28:00,637
Sure looks tasty. Mmm.
474
00:28:00,679 -- 00:28:02,237
Speaking of tasty...
475
00:28:02,280 -- 00:28:05,443
it appears that, uh,
our Harper Alexander...
476
00:28:05,483 -- 00:28:09,419
has done gone and swept
your Miss Kitty Cat here...
477
00:28:09,454 -- 00:28:10,682
off her feet.
478
00:28:10,722 -- 00:28:12,280
Lucky bitch.
479
00:28:14,392 -- 00:28:15,450
Guest or no guest...
480
00:28:15,493 -- 00:28:17,961
l will not tolerate
swearing at my table.
481
00:28:17,996 -- 00:28:19,190
Just ignore him.
482
00:28:19,230 -- 00:28:22,063
Jealousy always gets
in the way of his manners.
483
00:28:22,100 -- 00:28:23,226
Jealousy?
484
00:28:23,268 -- 00:28:26,294
Kat always bags
the fine guys first.
485
00:28:26,337 -- 00:28:29,465
Just once l wish
she was the one eating...
486
00:28:29,507 -- 00:28:30,735
sloppy seconds.
487
00:28:54,466 -- 00:28:58,425
May l offer you some
fresh milk with your pie?
488
00:28:58,470 -- 00:29:00,529
l--l--l think--
l think you just did.
489
00:29:01,740 -- 00:29:04,072
l'll keep my jug handy.
490
00:29:09,047 -- 00:29:11,709
Holy mother of God.
491
00:29:15,353 -- 00:29:17,048
ls this seat taken, miss?
492
00:29:18,256 -- 00:29:20,417
What if l said it was?
493
00:29:20,458 -- 00:29:22,187
Well, l guess
l'd have to tell you...
494
00:29:22,227 -- 00:29:23,216
what a mistake
you've made...
495
00:29:23,261 -- 00:29:26,128
and what an opportunity
you've missed.
496
00:29:28,566 -- 00:29:29,999
l guess l couldn't
give you these.
497
00:29:30,034 -- 00:29:32,366
How...romantic.
498
00:29:33,471 -- 00:29:35,598
You ever hear of
a sixty-second romance?
499
00:29:37,041 -- 00:29:38,338
Got a minute?
500
00:29:38,376 -- 00:29:40,173
l got all night.
501
00:29:53,558 -- 00:29:55,150
You listen up careful now.
502
00:29:56,795 -- 00:29:59,958
Harper done did his duty
for the festival
503
00:29:59,998 -- 00:30:01,465
with that Yankee filly.
504
00:30:01,499 -- 00:30:05,560
Time's now come
for you two to do yours.
505
00:30:08,106 -- 00:30:10,540
That's a mighty big noose
you got there for a cat.
506
00:30:10,575 -- 00:30:13,601
Who says
it's for a cat, jug head?
507
00:30:13,645 -- 00:30:14,907
Why, if you even think
of hurting Jezebel--
508
00:30:14,946 -- 00:30:16,880
Shut your mouth now,
Lester.
509
00:30:16,915 -- 00:30:18,314
Leave that boy alone.
510
00:30:21,419 -- 00:30:25,287
Been meaning to talk
to you about Jezebel.
511
00:30:25,323 -- 00:30:29,350
ls, uh, this mutton chop
at least a girlie?
512
00:30:29,394 -- 00:30:31,555
She's a woman
to you, Daddy.
513
00:30:31,596 -- 00:30:34,394
Now, if y'all excuse us...
514
00:30:34,432 -- 00:30:35,694
come on, baby.
515
00:30:35,733 -- 00:30:38,668
Now, Daddy. Daddy,
don't mind Lester none.
516
00:30:38,703 -- 00:30:40,568
l got full confidence
in him.
517
00:30:40,605 -- 00:30:45,907
Son, one time l had
full confidence in a fart.
518
00:30:45,944 -- 00:30:49,038
Shit all over myself.
519
00:30:51,516 -- 00:30:53,245
Hey, perv.
520
00:30:53,284 -- 00:30:55,149
Hey, chick with milk jugs
walk by?
521
00:30:55,186 -- 00:30:59,179
She was headed
toward the cow pasture...
522
00:30:59,224 -- 00:31:01,624
crying your name.
523
00:31:01,659 -- 00:31:03,490
When you're finished
with your boyfriend...
524
00:31:03,528 -- 00:31:04,995
you know where to find me.
525
00:31:08,099 -- 00:31:09,828
What?
526
00:31:11,135 -- 00:31:13,035
Gentlemen...
527
00:31:13,071 -- 00:31:15,699
l believe it is time
for another toast.
528
00:31:15,740 -- 00:31:17,537
Hit me, bartender.
529
00:31:17,575 -- 00:31:20,840
To the ties
that bind...
530
00:31:20,879 -- 00:31:22,847
friendship...
531
00:31:22,881 -- 00:31:24,906
and in this case...
532
00:31:24,949 -- 00:31:27,884
the fine folks
of Pleasant Valley!
533
00:31:29,988 -- 00:31:32,183
Three queens.
534
00:31:32,223 -- 00:31:33,212
What?
535
00:31:33,258 -- 00:31:34,350
Nothing.
536
00:31:34,392 -- 00:31:35,552
Bitch.
537
00:31:36,895 -- 00:31:39,591
l feel like we're in
a Confederate frat party.
538
00:31:39,631 -- 00:31:41,792
You know what l always say?
539
00:31:41,833 -- 00:31:44,825
The only difference between
a frat boy and a gay boy...
540
00:31:44,869 -- 00:31:46,666
is a six-pack of beer.
541
00:31:48,306 -- 00:31:50,866
You know it's true.
542
00:31:50,909 -- 00:31:52,638
Hmm.
543
00:31:52,677 -- 00:31:55,612
And, uh, remind Lester...
544
00:31:55,647 -- 00:31:58,946
that he has to cornhole
that sissy boy.
545
00:31:58,983 -- 00:32:01,884
l know--l know it goes
against the good Lord.
546
00:32:01,920 -- 00:32:03,717
l'll do it, Daddy!
547
00:32:03,755 -- 00:32:06,223
That's nothing to get
excited about, Rufus.
548
00:32:06,257 -- 00:32:07,315
God damn it.
549
00:32:07,358 -- 00:32:09,019
Come on, Rufus,
put your weight into it.
550
00:32:09,060 -- 00:32:11,290
That's right, girl.
551
00:32:11,329 -- 00:32:12,660
Get him, Pretty Ricky.
552
00:32:14,032 -- 00:32:16,000
Oh! Miss Angry.
553
00:32:16,034 -- 00:32:19,003
You got angry muscles.
554
00:32:19,037 -- 00:32:20,026
Big-ass muscles.
555
00:32:20,071 -- 00:32:21,538
Come on.
556
00:32:21,572 -- 00:32:23,767
Not you.
557
00:32:23,808 -- 00:32:24,775
See ya, dude.
558
00:32:24,809 -- 00:32:26,538
Come on, Rick.
559
00:32:26,577 -- 00:32:28,704
God damn.
560
00:32:28,746 -- 00:32:32,079
Winner does the pitching,
loser does the catching.
561
00:32:32,116 -- 00:32:33,083
Ah, screw that.
562
00:32:33,117 -- 00:32:34,209
Even you're
gonna get laid?
563
00:32:34,252 -- 00:32:35,241
That's right.
564
00:32:36,287 -- 00:32:39,085
Don't whack it too hard.
565
00:32:39,123 -- 00:32:41,250
Come on, girl.
566
00:32:41,292 -- 00:32:42,281
God.
567
00:32:46,230 -- 00:32:50,189
And to all, a good night.
568
00:33:11,956 -- 00:33:13,617
Uh-uh. Not yet, boy.
569
00:33:38,616 -- 00:33:39,583
Oh, take it off.
570
00:33:39,617 -- 00:33:40,982
Take it all off.
571
00:33:52,363 -- 00:33:55,161
Get away.
572
00:34:28,232 -- 00:34:29,665
This what you wanted?
573
00:34:34,105 -- 00:34:38,041
Nelson!
574
00:34:38,076 -- 00:34:44,982
Oh, Nelson!
575
00:34:45,016 -- 00:34:46,483
Surprise!
576
00:34:46,517 -- 00:34:49,179
Holy shit.
577
00:34:49,220 -- 00:34:51,120
Oh, my God. l've been thinking
about you all night.
578
00:34:51,155 -- 00:34:53,350
You gonna invite me in...
579
00:34:53,391 -- 00:34:57,487
or just stand there
polishing your musket?
580
00:34:57,528 -- 00:34:59,496
Damn right
l'm gonna invite you in.
581
00:35:05,069 -- 00:35:06,969
Peek-a-boo.
582
00:35:07,004 -- 00:35:08,028
Whoa.
583
00:35:08,072 -- 00:35:09,835
That was fast.
584
00:35:10,908 -- 00:35:13,172
Hey, nice to see ya.
585
00:35:13,211 -- 00:35:14,735
Got milk?
586
00:35:14,779 -- 00:35:15,939
Milk?
587
00:35:17,548 -- 00:35:21,484
So,wanna get to know
each other a little bit maybe?
588
00:35:21,519 -- 00:35:23,987
Maybe even tell me your name.
589
00:35:24,021 -- 00:35:25,420
Nope.
590
00:35:25,456 -- 00:35:27,856
Oh, yeah.
591
00:35:33,364 -- 00:35:34,558
Oh--oh, my God.
592
00:35:35,700 -- 00:35:38,726
You know, uh, my mom
never had to say to me...
593
00:35:38,769 -- 00:35:39,736
''Drink your milk, poopy.''
594
00:35:39,770 -- 00:35:41,362
Poopy?
595
00:35:42,507 -- 00:35:43,872
My mom
used to call me poopy.
596
00:35:43,908 -- 00:35:45,307
Long story.
597
00:35:45,343 -- 00:35:48,176
Very long.
598
00:35:48,212 -- 00:35:50,680
Honey, do you
want to talk...
599
00:35:50,715 -- 00:35:52,615
or have
a little fun?
600
00:35:52,650 -- 00:35:53,742
Have some fun.
601
00:35:53,784 -- 00:35:55,945
That's what l thought.
602
00:35:55,987 -- 00:35:57,113
What the hell is that?
603
00:35:57,155 -- 00:35:58,383
ls that a milk bong?
604
00:35:58,422 -- 00:36:00,117
Silly boy.
605
00:36:00,158 -- 00:36:03,650
This is special moonshine
l made just for you.
606
00:36:03,694 -- 00:36:05,525
You gonna suck it?
607
00:36:05,563 -- 00:36:07,827
Look, moonshine
is not really my thing.
608
00:36:07,865 -- 00:36:09,890
l'm more into beer
and--and things like that.
609
00:36:10,902 -- 00:36:13,462
Are you a boy or a man?
610
00:36:13,504 -- 00:36:15,563
A man, God damn it.
611
00:36:16,574 -- 00:36:18,007
Suck it, mister man.
612
00:37:04,889 -- 00:37:08,689
l prefer a nonsmoker.
613
00:37:18,002 -- 00:37:21,062
The South's
gonna rise again
614
00:37:25,243 -- 00:37:28,337
The South's
gonna rise again
615
00:37:29,747 -- 00:37:31,044
Hey, Opie man.
616
00:37:31,082 -- 00:37:32,674
l'll give you a dollar
if you can get Z.Z. Top...
617
00:37:32,717 -- 00:37:33,706
to play some Hendrix.
618
00:37:33,751 -- 00:37:35,719
So, how'd it go?
619
00:37:35,753 -- 00:37:38,586
Well, it was
extraordinary.
620
00:37:38,623 -- 00:37:40,488
Yeah, we talked
till 3:00.
621
00:37:40,524 -- 00:37:41,548
Mind sex, bro.
622
00:37:41,592 -- 00:37:42,923
Mind sex?
623
00:37:42,960 -- 00:37:45,952
Miss Ricky
don't mind sex, does she?
624
00:37:45,997 -- 00:37:47,157
No, she doesn't.
625
00:37:48,766 -- 00:37:50,199
Looks like Cupid's arrow
hit somebody...
626
00:37:50,234 -- 00:37:52,395
in the ass
last night.
627
00:37:52,436 -- 00:37:54,563
Wasn't my ass
that got hit.
628
00:37:54,605 -- 00:37:56,835
l was the one
shooting the arrows.
629
00:37:58,876 -- 00:38:01,709
Well, buttermilk pancakes.
630
00:38:01,746 -- 00:38:03,145
lf it ain't
our honored guests...
631
00:38:03,180 -- 00:38:07,344
just in time to inaugurate
the grandest jubilee ever!
632
00:38:07,385 -- 00:38:10,377
Well, shoot dang,
Mayor Bumpkin.
633
00:38:11,455 -- 00:38:14,549
lf this ain't
the bestest festival ever.
634
00:38:14,592 -- 00:38:16,287
Hee-haw.
635
00:38:24,702 -- 00:38:26,795
l would not besmirch...
636
00:38:26,837 -- 00:38:31,900
the sincerity and efforts
of our proud little town here...
637
00:38:31,942 -- 00:38:33,705
if l were you, sir.
638
00:38:33,744 -- 00:38:37,703
A great price has been paid
to ensure the success...
639
00:38:37,748 -- 00:38:38,715
of this festival.
640
00:38:38,749 -- 00:38:40,444
Whoa. Excuse me, sir.
641
00:38:40,484 -- 00:38:41,610
We're...
642
00:38:41,652 -- 00:38:43,347
we're just a little
hungover, you know...
643
00:38:43,387 -- 00:38:44,854
hair of the dog.
644
00:38:50,961 -- 00:38:53,293
Apology accepted,
Mr. Lee.
645
00:38:53,331 -- 00:38:55,060
Well, guess we're staying.
646
00:38:55,099 -- 00:38:56,066
Guess so.
647
00:38:56,100 -- 00:38:58,762
Hey, anybody seen Kat?
648
00:38:58,803 -- 00:38:59,770
Anybody seen Nelson?
649
00:38:59,804 -- 00:39:01,294
Ten to one
he's hitting it.
650
00:39:01,339 -- 00:39:04,502
What did you do
to Miss Kitty Cat?
651
00:39:04,542 -- 00:39:07,067
Well, l didn't get to do
anything with her, mister.
652
00:39:07,111 -- 00:39:10,137
Like he said, that big rough
and tumble Connecticut boy
653
00:39:10,181 -- 00:39:11,705
done stoled her from me.
654
00:39:11,749 -- 00:39:12,807
Nelson?
655
00:39:12,850 -- 00:39:14,715
-And Kat?
-Sure enough.
656
00:39:14,752 -- 00:39:16,879
l was doing my best
to court her properly.
657
00:39:16,921 -- 00:39:18,786
That boy cut right in.
658
00:39:18,823 -- 00:39:19,881
All right, y'all.
659
00:39:19,924 -- 00:39:20,913
Quit your dilly-dallying.
660
00:39:22,526 -- 00:39:24,084
Boys with the boys...
661
00:39:24,128 -- 00:39:27,222
and ladies with the ladies.
662
00:39:28,232 -- 00:39:30,097
Well, now...
663
00:39:30,134 -- 00:39:32,500
let's all get
this party started.
664
00:39:35,706 -- 00:39:37,799
Yee-haw
665
00:39:43,347 -- 00:39:46,248
You ever seen
a kissing meadow?
666
00:39:46,283 -- 00:39:47,545
Hell no.
667
00:39:47,585 -- 00:39:49,610
You want to see one?
668
00:39:49,653 -- 00:39:51,883
Hell yeah.
669
00:39:51,922 -- 00:39:52,980
Oh, man.
670
00:39:53,023 -- 00:39:54,422
When in Rome.
671
00:39:57,261 -- 00:39:58,558
Come on, China girl.
672
00:39:58,596 -- 00:40:00,154
Let's get you
all cleaned up.
673
00:40:13,711 -- 00:40:15,702
Ole Granny Boone
done cooked up...
674
00:40:15,746 -- 00:40:17,839
one hell of a roast
with this one here.
675
00:40:20,151 -- 00:40:21,448
Yes, sir.
676
00:40:21,485 -- 00:40:25,387
Granny Boone gonna have her
hands full for the festival.
677
00:40:26,657 -- 00:40:28,887
Can't wait to taste
the rest of her at the barbecue.
678
00:40:28,926 -- 00:40:30,518
You know,
like l always say...
679
00:40:30,561 -- 00:40:34,554
two heads
are better than one.
680
00:40:38,436 -- 00:40:41,166
What's the deal with
these people, anyway, huh?
681
00:40:41,205 -- 00:40:42,433
lt's like
a damn time tunnel.
682
00:40:42,473 -- 00:40:44,668
Oh, come on.
Just admit it.
683
00:40:44,708 -- 00:40:46,676
You guys aren't
used to old-fashioned...
684
00:40:46,710 -- 00:40:48,974
unspoiled Southern manners.
685
00:40:49,013 -- 00:40:51,208
Hey, l'm digging it.
This place is a trip.
686
00:40:51,248 -- 00:40:53,307
Sure is.
687
00:40:53,350 -- 00:40:55,614
After you done turned
a curious country boy...
688
00:40:55,653 -- 00:40:58,213
against all
that's right and decent.
689
00:40:58,255 -- 00:41:00,746
He wasn't bad
for a beginner.
690
00:41:00,791 -- 00:41:02,019
Oh, shit.
691
00:41:05,663 -- 00:41:08,097
You ever taken
a turn at the shoes?
692
00:41:08,132 -- 00:41:09,895
Not since l was a kid.
693
00:41:09,934 -- 00:41:11,492
That's the thing, friend.
694
00:41:11,535 -- 00:41:14,197
You need to get better practice
at the manly arts--
695
00:41:14,238 -- 00:41:16,103
hunting and soldiering
and whatnot.
696
00:41:16,140 -- 00:41:18,506
That has what
to do with horseshoes?
697
00:41:18,542 -- 00:41:20,510
Horseshoes is
a military game in origin.
698
00:41:20,544 -- 00:41:23,945
Goes back to French trappers'
method of gapping mink...
699
00:41:23,981 -- 00:41:25,141
as they called it.
700
00:41:28,118 -- 00:41:30,086
She's just playing hard to get.
701
00:41:31,088 -- 00:41:33,318
Jezebel!
702
00:41:53,811 -- 00:41:56,507
Now, the good Lord
has blessed each one of us...
703
00:41:56,547 -- 00:41:58,447
with distinct virtues.
704
00:41:58,482 -- 00:42:01,576
And it is our responsibility
as ladies...
705
00:42:01,619 -- 00:42:04,087
to figure out what they are
and how to use them.
706
00:42:04,121 -- 00:42:06,419
l got the gift of tongues.
707
00:42:06,457 -- 00:42:08,186
l got it
from my step-pappy...
708
00:42:08,225 -- 00:42:09,590
the Reverend Jonas.
709
00:42:09,627 -- 00:42:11,822
Bet the reverend's
a very proud man.
710
00:42:11,862 -- 00:42:13,159
He is.
711
00:42:13,197 -- 00:42:16,689
l hope you all will allow us
to share our ways.
712
00:42:16,734 -- 00:42:18,531
You were shy and rough...
713
00:42:18,569 -- 00:42:20,628
but under them
Northern exteriors...
714
00:42:20,671 -- 00:42:24,368
l think y'all gonna
clean up real good.
715
00:42:24,408 -- 00:42:26,376
Rubba dub dub.
716
00:42:26,410 -- 00:42:27,604
Who wants me
in their tub?
717
00:42:27,645 -- 00:42:29,408
Nobody.
And get some pants...
718
00:42:29,446 -- 00:42:30,413
on that little
ding dong of yours.
719
00:42:30,447 -- 00:42:31,414
Shoot, Granny.
720
00:42:31,448 -- 00:42:33,177
Today's my turn
in the barrel.
721
00:42:33,217 -- 00:42:34,309
My, oh, my.
722
00:42:36,353 -- 00:42:37,820
Here we are.
723
00:42:37,855 -- 00:42:40,323
Place where
l got my first kiss.
724
00:42:40,357 -- 00:42:41,847
Me, too.
725
00:42:41,892 -- 00:42:43,359
Of course, you, too.
726
00:42:43,394 -- 00:42:45,521
You're the one
who kissed me.
727
00:42:45,563 -- 00:42:47,087
You are
my first cousin.
728
00:42:47,131 -- 00:42:48,393
Who else
was gonna do it?
729
00:42:48,432 -- 00:42:49,865
Whoa. Wait a sec.
730
00:42:49,900 -- 00:42:51,561
-You're cousins?
-Mm-hmm.
731
00:42:51,602 -- 00:42:53,502
Cool.
732
00:43:00,277 -- 00:43:02,871
l thought
you'd never ask.
733
00:43:05,683 -- 00:43:07,844
The napkin.
734
00:43:07,885 -- 00:43:09,785
You can watch
from over there...
735
00:43:09,820 -- 00:43:11,788
if you're quiet.
736
00:43:23,033 -- 00:43:24,125
Fuck, yeah.
737
00:43:28,739 -- 00:43:31,708
You, sir, are a pig!
738
00:43:31,742 -- 00:43:33,039
What?
739
00:43:33,077 -- 00:43:34,567
A pig.
740
00:43:34,612 -- 00:43:37,080
You're boning your cousin
and l'm the pig?
741
00:43:37,114 -- 00:43:39,048
Go away, boy.
742
00:43:39,083 -- 00:43:40,846
But you said
l could watch.
743
00:43:40,884 -- 00:43:42,818
But you weren't quiet.
744
00:43:47,925 -- 00:43:49,051
So...
745
00:43:49,093 -- 00:43:50,560
What exactly
do we do here?
746
00:43:50,594 -- 00:43:52,084
Gap, gentleman.
747
00:43:52,129 -- 00:43:54,927
Refer to the part of the mink
that's not there after the toss.
748
00:43:54,965 -- 00:43:57,456
Most usually the head.
749
00:43:57,501 -- 00:43:59,401
Fuck.
750
00:44:05,676 -- 00:44:07,303
Whatever, dude.
751
00:44:08,812 -- 00:44:10,677
'Scuse me.
752
00:44:11,782 -- 00:44:13,340
Let me get
that shot there, playboy.
753
00:44:13,384 -- 00:44:15,284
Hold my beer there, Rufie.
754
00:44:15,319 -- 00:44:16,479
Watch the style.
755
00:44:21,291 -- 00:44:22,519
Shit!
756
00:44:22,559 -- 00:44:24,083
Fuck y'all.
757
00:44:24,128 -- 00:44:25,493
Philly ain't exactly, uh...
758
00:44:25,529 -- 00:44:26,757
horse country.
759
00:44:26,797 -- 00:44:29,459
The dog is in the house.
760
00:44:29,500 -- 00:44:30,592
Hey, lucky.
761
00:44:30,634 -- 00:44:32,465
Why don't you try
your luck at this.
762
00:44:32,503 -- 00:44:34,164
Maybe it will work
out better for you.
763
00:44:38,742 -- 00:44:39,868
Hell is that?
764
00:44:39,910 -- 00:44:42,208
That's a mink
or something.
765
00:44:42,246 -- 00:44:43,577
Go on, gap it.
766
00:44:44,915 -- 00:44:45,939
Gap it!
767
00:44:50,988 -- 00:44:52,785
Son of a bitch!
768
00:44:54,658 -- 00:44:56,751
You must've
gotten some.
769
00:44:58,629 -- 00:45:01,291
Done real good.
770
00:45:11,341 -- 00:45:13,400
Ooh, my, my, my.
771
00:45:13,444 -- 00:45:14,604
So very pretty.
772
00:45:14,645 -- 00:45:17,170
Don't you make a heavenly
Southern belle.
773
00:45:17,214 -- 00:45:20,650
Miss Joey, you're gonna be
the next one to steal my heart.
774
00:45:20,684 -- 00:45:22,914
Um, l don't think so.
775
00:45:22,953 -- 00:45:24,716
Think role-playing, babe.
776
00:45:24,755 -- 00:45:27,690
l know my man is gonna want
to hit this when he sees it.
777
00:45:27,725 -- 00:45:31,286
Now you're talking
like a real Southern lady.
778
00:45:31,328 -- 00:45:33,558
Well, gosh darn it, heck.
779
00:45:33,597 -- 00:45:35,895
Ain't you the prettiest
little thing l ever saw?
780
00:45:35,933 -- 00:45:37,423
Easy, Cinderella.
781
00:45:37,468 -- 00:45:40,835
Well, if that ain't the pot
calling the kettle black.
782
00:45:40,871 -- 00:45:43,396
By the way, Joey, your...
783
00:45:43,440 -- 00:45:45,237
little boy Anderson
is looking for you.
784
00:45:45,275 -- 00:45:47,243
Thank God.
785
00:45:47,277 -- 00:45:48,869
Saved by the bell.
786
00:45:48,912 -- 00:45:49,901
Leah.
787
00:45:49,947 -- 00:45:51,778
Ladies, have fun.
788
00:45:53,016 -- 00:45:55,246
Don't you pay her
no mind.
789
00:45:55,285 -- 00:45:56,843
Later, Rick.
790
00:45:56,887 -- 00:45:59,754
Let the hoedown begin.
791
00:46:10,100 -- 00:46:11,931
Whoo-hoo!
792
00:46:11,969 -- 00:46:14,233
Grab your partner
and give her a whirl
793
00:46:14,271 -- 00:46:16,000
Whoo, yeah!
794
00:46:16,039 -- 00:46:18,234
Now twinkle your hair
and give it a twirl
795
00:46:18,275 -- 00:46:19,503
Whoo-hoo!
796
00:46:19,543 -- 00:46:22,239
Slap your backside,
lift your arms
797
00:46:22,279 -- 00:46:23,906
All right!
798
00:46:23,947 -- 00:46:26,780
'Cause the cows and the chickens
is returning to the barn
799
00:46:36,293 -- 00:46:38,523
Little china doll,
ain't you sweet
800
00:46:38,562 -- 00:46:40,052
Whoo, yeah!
801
00:46:40,097 -- 00:46:42,531
l reckon you'll make
a tasty treat
802
00:46:44,334 -- 00:46:46,700
Now dance right up
to the podium of honor
803
00:46:46,737 -- 00:46:48,364
Oh, yeah!
804
00:46:48,405 -- 00:46:50,600
And let's bestow
the honor upon her
805
00:46:50,641 -- 00:46:52,370
Yee-hoo!
806
00:46:52,409 -- 00:46:54,400
-Golden china girl
-What?
807
00:46:54,444 -- 00:46:55,502
Cute butt
808
00:46:55,546 -- 00:46:56,843
Whoo-hoo!
809
00:46:56,880 -- 00:46:58,973
Perky little breasts, yeah
810
00:46:59,016 -- 00:47:00,108
Ooh, l want one
811
00:47:02,152 -- 00:47:04,484
Time has come to do
what's right
812
00:47:04,521 -- 00:47:06,386
-Right!
-Right!
813
00:47:06,423 -- 00:47:08,584
'Ccause we've only begun
to renew the fight
814
00:47:08,625 -- 00:47:10,183
Ooh, yeah!
815
00:47:10,227 -- 00:47:12,889
To avenge the horror
that occurred in this place
816
00:47:12,930 -- 00:47:13,988
Oh, yeah!
817
00:47:14,031 -- 00:47:15,020
Oh, yeah!
818
00:47:18,769 -- 00:47:21,135
-lt's your maker, now, bitch...
-Huh?
819
00:47:21,171 -- 00:47:22,798
you'll have to face.
820
00:47:34,651 -- 00:47:36,676
That Chinawoman...
821
00:47:36,720 -- 00:47:39,086
had a lot of guts.
822
00:47:57,007 -- 00:47:58,872
Need a hand?
823
00:48:03,380 -- 00:48:04,506
Joey.
824
00:48:07,718 -- 00:48:10,209
Now, where do you think
you're going?
825
00:48:10,254 -- 00:48:11,812
Where'd you get that?
826
00:48:11,855 -- 00:48:13,686
Your friend
gave it to me.
827
00:48:13,724 -- 00:48:16,522
But Ricky gave that to Kat
for good luck.
828
00:48:16,560 -- 00:48:20,223
Uh-huh. Be that as it may,
it's mine now.
829
00:48:20,264 -- 00:48:23,233
Sorry.
That must be a mistake.
830
00:48:23,267 -- 00:48:24,666
Give it back to me.
831
00:48:24,701 -- 00:48:26,498
l'll give it to Kat.
832
00:48:26,536 -- 00:48:28,197
We're getting ready to go.
833
00:48:29,640 -- 00:48:31,437
Oh, you're not leaving.
834
00:48:31,475 -- 00:48:33,272
No, Peaches.
835
00:48:33,310 -- 00:48:34,868
We are.
836
00:48:40,784 -- 00:48:43,048
Good luck.
837
00:48:43,086 -- 00:48:44,917
Back up off me.
838
00:48:44,955 -- 00:48:46,183
You got it.
839
00:48:46,223 -- 00:48:48,157
You right on time.
840
00:48:53,230 -- 00:48:55,130
Well, well...
841
00:48:55,165 -- 00:48:58,601
l see the festivities
are in full swing.
842
00:48:58,635 -- 00:49:02,036
Are we enjoying
ourselves yet, ladies?
843
00:49:02,072 -- 00:49:03,903
Your son fucking loved it.
844
00:49:05,142 -- 00:49:08,077
Uh-uh, the girl's
having so much fun...
845
00:49:08,111 -- 00:49:10,011
he can't stand it.
846
00:49:10,047 -- 00:49:11,605
He squealed like a pig.
847
00:49:18,822 -- 00:49:21,484
See our barb-a-cuties?
848
00:49:21,525 -- 00:49:24,756
Skewering rod
raring to go.
849
00:49:24,795 -- 00:49:27,025
Well, are we ready?
850
00:49:27,064 -- 00:49:29,897
l said, are we ready?
851
00:49:29,933 -- 00:49:32,868
One, two, three.
852
00:49:32,903 -- 00:49:36,464
Ramming speed!
853
00:49:45,282 -- 00:49:46,943
Looky-loo.
854
00:49:46,984 -- 00:49:48,975
lt's Ricky on a sticky.
855
00:49:49,019 -- 00:49:52,079
l love my meat
pink in the middle.
856
00:49:56,093 -- 00:49:58,493
Take him to
the slaughter house, boys.
857
00:50:04,668 -- 00:50:07,466
Good job, gals.
858
00:50:12,809 -- 00:50:16,040
They were actually licking pie
off each other's tits.
859
00:50:16,079 -- 00:50:20,243
l-it was so wrong, bro,
but so right.
860
00:50:20,283 -- 00:50:21,750
Southern style.
861
00:50:22,953 -- 00:50:25,581
Corndog, you have done it.
You are the man.
862
00:50:25,622 -- 00:50:27,021
The man?
863
00:50:27,057 -- 00:50:29,719
After taking 20 years
to get your first piece of ass?
864
00:50:29,760 -- 00:50:31,489
Whatever.
865
00:50:31,528 -- 00:50:33,428
Think this is
all fun and games?
866
00:50:33,463 -- 00:50:35,397
Look around you.
867
00:50:35,432 -- 00:50:37,366
This place is fucked.
868
00:50:37,401 -- 00:50:39,164
l mean, you don't get
something for nothing.
869
00:50:39,202 -- 00:50:42,603
When was the last time
you been somewhere...
870
00:50:42,639 -- 00:50:43,901
where there's
no electricity...
871
00:50:43,940 -- 00:50:46,465
water... cable...
872
00:50:47,511 -- 00:50:49,672
hot black bitches?
873
00:50:49,713 -- 00:50:51,271
Malcolm's right.
874
00:50:51,314 -- 00:50:53,475
This place is fucked.
875
00:50:53,517 -- 00:50:56,008
l just ran
into Miss Peaches.
876
00:50:56,053 -- 00:50:58,146
She was wearing
Kat's dog tag.
877
00:50:58,188 -- 00:50:59,177
Said she gave it to her.
878
00:51:01,691 -- 00:51:02,953
Kat would never
give this away.
879
00:51:02,993 -- 00:51:05,621
And she wouldn't
stay gone this long...
880
00:51:05,662 -- 00:51:07,186
without coming back
to check in.
881
00:51:07,230 -- 00:51:11,030
lt's not like Nelson vanished
with all this free beer around.
882
00:51:11,068 -- 00:51:12,763
Wait a minute. You went off
with Leah, right?
883
00:51:13,970 -- 00:51:15,528
Well, where is she now?
884
00:51:15,572 -- 00:51:17,540
Square dancing and
guest starring on ''Hee Haw.''
885
00:51:17,574 -- 00:51:20,168
Look, bottom line--
this is all bullshit.
886
00:51:20,210 -- 00:51:23,145
l'm tired of being
the guest of honor.
887
00:51:23,180 -- 00:51:24,511
She's right.
888
00:51:24,548 -- 00:51:26,516
l say we watch
each other's backs.
889
00:51:26,550 -- 00:51:28,575
We're in this
together, right?
890
00:51:28,618 -- 00:51:29,949
You got it, bro.
891
00:51:29,986 -- 00:51:31,214
We tight
till we all hit the road.
892
00:51:31,254 -- 00:51:32,278
Good.
893
00:51:32,322 -- 00:51:33,983
l'll go check out
the ride situation.
894
00:51:34,024 -- 00:51:35,218
Malcolm,
you go find Leah.
895
00:51:35,258 -- 00:51:36,418
You two head back
to the hotels.
896
00:51:36,460 -- 00:51:37,893
Get whatever stuff
they haven't ripped off.
897
00:51:37,928 -- 00:51:40,829
Now everybody act like
this is all great here, OK?
898
00:51:40,864 -- 00:51:42,593
We fucking love it.
899
00:51:42,632 -- 00:51:44,361
Nobody let on
that we're gonna bail.
900
00:51:44,401 -- 00:51:45,868
-Uh-huh.
-Heard that.
901
00:51:51,108 -- 00:51:54,737
Miss Peaches says
y'all might be inclining...
902
00:51:54,778 -- 00:51:56,541
to leave town.
903
00:51:57,881 -- 00:51:59,508
ls that so?
904
00:52:00,617 -- 00:52:01,811
Uh-oh.
905
00:52:01,852 -- 00:52:03,581
Y'all don't
want us thinking...
906
00:52:03,620 -- 00:52:07,078
that you're insulting
our heritage, now, do you?
907
00:52:07,124 -- 00:52:08,113
Of course not.
908
00:52:08,158 -- 00:52:09,955
We're thrilled to be here.
909
00:52:09,993 -- 00:52:10,960
Yeah. That's right.
910
00:52:10,994 -- 00:52:13,827
So, you guys
just excuse us.
911
00:52:15,599 -- 00:52:17,294
Shit.
912
00:52:22,906 -- 00:52:23,998
Sweet blade, ain't it?
913
00:52:26,576 -- 00:52:29,545
Mmm.
Pretty piece of steel.
914
00:52:32,916 -- 00:52:34,679
Now...
915
00:52:34,718 -- 00:52:39,121
l'm only gonna say it
one time.
916
00:52:39,156 -- 00:52:45,095
This is the most important
day of the year...
917
00:52:45,128 -- 00:52:47,858
for the good citizens
of Pleasant Valley.
918
00:52:47,898 -- 00:52:53,632
So, y'all don't want
to disappoint my kinfolk.
919
00:52:54,738 -- 00:52:56,672
Trust me on that.
920
00:52:58,074 -- 00:53:01,202
Yeah, we don't take
too well to rejection.
921
00:53:01,244 -- 00:53:07,513
We've been known to react
harshly to them that crosses us.
922
00:53:10,086 -- 00:53:11,917
l guess you're right,
Mr. Mayor.
923
00:53:11,955 -- 00:53:14,389
l guess we shouldn't
be so fast to...
924
00:53:14,424 -- 00:53:17,154
leave your fine festival.
925
00:53:17,194 -- 00:53:18,661
Well...
926
00:53:18,695 -- 00:53:22,256
that's right polite,
Mr. Lee.
927
00:53:22,299 -- 00:53:24,392
Right polite.
928
00:53:24,434 -- 00:53:30,066
So, y'all best be,
uh, going, huh?
929
00:53:30,106 -- 00:53:33,542
You don't want
to miss the barbecue.
930
00:54:03,106 -- 00:54:05,006
What do you think
happened to Nelson?
931
00:54:05,041 -- 00:54:06,440
Nothing happened
to Nelson.
932
00:54:06,476 -- 00:54:09,570
There's a simple explanation
for all of this.
933
00:54:09,613 -- 00:54:11,945
Don't worry, bro.
934
00:54:37,274 -- 00:54:39,902
l always said the South
ain't changed a damn.
935
00:54:39,943 -- 00:54:43,811
Leah'd get mad at me
for saying that.
936
00:54:43,847 -- 00:54:47,283
You know,
Kat, Ricky, and me.
937
00:54:47,317 -- 00:54:50,411
We've done some pretty
freaky things in the past...
938
00:54:50,453 -- 00:54:51,977
but nothing beats this.
939
00:54:53,490 -- 00:54:55,151
All for a free meal.
940
00:54:55,191 -- 00:54:56,522
Ain't this a bitch?
941
00:54:59,729 -- 00:55:00,957
Pleasant Valley.
942
00:55:00,997 -- 00:55:03,124
Hmm. More like
Death Valley.
943
00:55:03,166 -- 00:55:04,565
OK, kids.
944
00:55:04,601 -- 00:55:06,535
One hour. We'll regroup
at the hotel.
945
00:55:07,637 -- 00:55:09,161
Well, all righty, then.
946
00:55:09,205 -- 00:55:12,697
l'll be seeing y'all
at the barbecue tonight.
947
00:55:13,943 -- 00:55:15,171
Don't be late.
948
00:55:17,247 -- 00:55:18,339
Like he said, baby...
949
00:55:18,381 -- 00:55:20,042
don't be late.
950
00:55:33,930 -- 00:55:35,124
Later, bro.
951
00:55:48,111 -- 00:55:49,408
Folks.
952
00:55:50,547 -- 00:55:53,516
l'd like to propose a toast.
953
00:55:54,651 -- 00:55:55,709
To us.
954
00:55:57,153 -- 00:56:01,749
Survivors in
a spiritual sense...
955
00:56:01,791 -- 00:56:05,955
of the worst atrocity
of our times.
956
00:56:06,863 -- 00:56:09,331
A war between the states.
957
00:56:17,774 -- 00:56:21,835
l know you fine people
of Pleasant Valley...
958
00:56:21,878 -- 00:56:25,439
have suffered
more than seems possible.
959
00:56:25,482 -- 00:56:29,441
But one day...one day
we will find rest...
960
00:56:29,486 -- 00:56:31,852
we will find peace...
961
00:56:31,888 -- 00:56:34,789
we will...
we will be avenged.
962
00:56:36,926 -- 00:56:39,656
And l tell you now...
963
00:56:39,696 -- 00:56:45,066
each and every one of
you sad, searching souls,
964
00:56:45,101 -- 00:56:47,865
as God is my witness...
965
00:56:47,904 -- 00:56:51,271
we will never...
never go hungry again.
966
00:57:13,329 -- 00:57:15,024
Hey, precious.
967
00:57:15,064 -- 00:57:16,691
What you doing there?
968
00:57:19,035 -- 00:57:21,868
What the hell--Aw, shit.
969
00:57:21,905 -- 00:57:23,839
They all nasty.
970
00:57:35,618 -- 00:57:36,983
He's got our stuff.
971
00:58:10,453 -- 00:58:12,148
Heads up.
972
00:58:13,490 -- 00:58:15,151
Remind me to thank you later.
973
00:58:16,860 -- 00:58:17,952
At the beach house?
974
00:58:17,994 -- 00:58:19,859
On the beach.
975
00:58:21,531 -- 00:58:23,624
So l left my cell phone
in my room.
976
00:58:26,636 -- 00:58:28,866
Maybe they
haven't found it yet.
977
00:58:30,039 -- 00:58:31,028
Go for it.
978
00:58:31,074 -- 00:58:32,234
l'll stand guard.
979
00:58:52,495 -- 00:58:53,985
Ricky.
980
00:59:02,005 -- 00:59:03,632
Where you going, man?
981
00:59:12,882 -- 00:59:15,180
Yo. Ricky.
982
00:59:25,395 -- 00:59:27,329
Not this shit again.
983
00:59:27,363 -- 00:59:30,355
There are lessons
in this world
984
00:59:30,400 -- 00:59:32,459
Some are easy
985
00:59:32,502 -- 00:59:35,062
Some are hard
986
00:59:35,104 -- 00:59:37,004
To swallow, that is
987
00:59:37,040 -- 00:59:38,268
Fuck this.
988
00:59:38,308 -- 00:59:40,276
l don't even like
crackers in my soup.
989
01:01:22,045 -- 01:01:24,013
Ah, the guest of honor.
990
01:01:24,047 -- 01:01:26,709
We ain't expecting you till later.
991
01:01:26,749 -- 01:01:27,909
Oh.
992
01:01:29,385 -- 01:01:30,511
You wouldn't happen
to see where...
993
01:01:30,553 -- 01:01:32,487
my friend went
through here, did you?
994
01:01:32,522 -- 01:01:35,389
No, l ain't seen
nobody come through here.
995
01:01:35,425 -- 01:01:36,790
You see anyone
come through here?
996
01:01:36,826 -- 01:01:39,818
No, sir. Ain't seen nobody
come through here, sir.
997
01:01:39,862 -- 01:01:42,228
Nobody except us mice.
998
01:01:42,265 -- 01:01:45,962
lt ain't polite to go sneaking
'round a kitchen before dinner.
999
01:01:46,002 -- 01:01:48,664
Even if you is
the guest of honor.
1000
01:01:48,705 -- 01:01:50,263
l'm sorry.
1001
01:01:50,306 -- 01:01:53,639
l was just going to get
my best suit in my car.
1002
01:01:53,676 -- 01:01:57,612
l would hate to show up
at the festival underdressed.
1003
01:01:57,647 -- 01:01:59,308
You wouldn't know where
the cars are parked, would you?
1004
01:01:59,348 -- 01:02:01,145
Oh, oh.
They parked them things...
1005
01:02:01,184 -- 01:02:02,879
out by the barn.
Ain't that right?
1006
01:02:02,919 -- 01:02:03,943
Oh, yes, sir.
1007
01:02:03,986 -- 01:02:06,386
Your car, sir,
is parked right down yonder...
1008
01:02:06,422 -- 01:02:08,185
by that there barn.
1009
01:02:10,159 -- 01:02:12,093
Well, thank you kindly,
gentlemen.
1010
01:02:12,128 -- 01:02:15,222
l'll be seeing y'all
at the barbecue.
1011
01:02:15,264 -- 01:02:17,425
Oh, we'll be seeing you,
all right.
1012
01:02:22,238 -- 01:02:23,466
There once was a lassie
1013
01:02:24,173 -- 01:02:26,164
Slant-eyed, kind of sassy
1014
01:02:26,209 -- 01:02:27,938
Airs and conceit
1015
01:02:27,977 -- 01:02:29,035
Till Granny she did meet
1016
01:02:29,078 -- 01:02:30,272
Shut up!
1017
01:02:33,049 -- 01:02:35,176
Now, listen--
1018
01:02:35,218 -- 01:02:36,708
Tired of this shit.
1019
01:02:38,488 -- 01:02:43,255
Either one of you
inbred country fucks...
1020
01:02:43,292 -- 01:02:45,886
knows where
my woman is...
1021
01:02:45,928 -- 01:02:47,361
better tell me now.
1022
01:02:47,396 -- 01:02:48,988
The boy wants his bitch
1023
01:02:49,031 -- 01:02:51,329
Yeah, the boy wants his bitch
1024
01:02:51,367 -- 01:02:53,096
Sad, sad thing
1025
01:02:53,136 -- 01:02:57,232
A boy without his bitch
1026
01:03:02,044 -- 01:03:03,807
Well, it's about time, Leah.
1027
01:03:04,781 -- 01:03:07,181
Talk about a sight
for sore eyes.
1028
01:03:07,216 -- 01:03:08,706
Hey, babe,
where you going?
1029
01:03:08,751 -- 01:03:10,616
l don't get it. Hold on!
1030
01:03:10,653 -- 01:03:12,143
Hey, Leah!
1031
01:03:12,188 -- 01:03:13,951
Baby! Hold up!
1032
01:03:40,583 -- 01:03:44,019
Oh, my God. No.
1033
01:03:50,393 -- 01:03:51,485
Look what--
1034
01:03:51,527 -- 01:03:52,619
Come on!
1035
01:04:19,288 -- 01:04:20,585
Cory.
1036
01:04:26,896 -- 01:04:29,057
Mmm. You looking for this?
1037
01:04:38,441 -- 01:04:39,738
Well, here you go.
1038
01:05:00,062 -- 01:05:02,257
OK, you win.
1039
01:05:04,400 -- 01:05:05,628
Time to go home. Come on.
1040
01:05:06,702 -- 01:05:09,330
What the fuck?
1041
01:05:09,372 -- 01:05:11,465
What kind of people are you?
1042
01:05:11,507 -- 01:05:13,998
Now, now, now, wait
a cotton-picking minute here.
1043
01:05:16,112 -- 01:05:18,672
We thought you--
y'all liked games.
1044
01:05:18,714 -- 01:05:20,511
Games?
1045
01:05:20,549 -- 01:05:22,813
What kind of motherfucking
game is this?
1046
01:05:23,853 -- 01:05:25,878
You Northerners
may be used...
1047
01:05:25,922 -- 01:05:28,254
to uptight ladies
like Miss Joey.
1048
01:05:28,291 -- 01:05:32,694
one country fuck, and all those
city girls will seem like...
1049
01:05:32,728 -- 01:05:35,219
nothing more than
a hole in your mattress.
1050
01:05:38,334 -- 01:05:39,528
What are you doing, huh?
1051
01:05:39,568 -- 01:05:41,365
Putting in
your retainer, baby?
1052
01:05:41,404 -- 01:05:43,872
You could call it that.
1053
01:05:48,077 -- 01:05:49,908
Help!
1054
01:06:34,256 -- 01:06:36,019
What the fuck?
1055
01:06:36,058 -- 01:06:39,186
Well.
1056
01:06:39,228 -- 01:06:41,696
Let's see, now. We...
1057
01:06:41,731 -- 01:06:44,256
we done took him in...
1058
01:06:44,300 -- 01:06:46,928
clothed you, fed you...
1059
01:06:46,969 -- 01:06:50,405
give you a place to call home...
1060
01:06:50,439 -- 01:06:54,239
and what'd you do
to repay our gratitude, hmm?
1061
01:06:54,276 -- 01:06:55,402
You done run away.
1062
01:06:55,444 -- 01:06:59,210
Motherfuckers!
1063
01:06:59,248 -- 01:07:04,117
Need to wake up and
smell the 21st Century!
1064
01:07:07,189 -- 01:07:09,657
Seems we have
to impress upon him...
1065
01:07:09,692 -- 01:07:11,523
some good manners!
1066
01:07:24,473 -- 01:07:26,873
Got any last requests, boy?
1067
01:07:28,044 -- 01:07:30,808
Kiss my black ass.
1068
01:08:01,777 -- 01:08:04,940
Next year,
no more last requests.
1069
01:08:12,855 -- 01:08:15,915
Well, ding-dang-do.
1070
01:08:15,958 -- 01:08:19,189
l believe you're trying to steal
that colored boy's bike.
1071
01:08:19,228 -- 01:08:20,354
Oh, l wasn't stealing, buddy.
1072
01:08:20,396 -- 01:08:22,261
l was just borrowing it.
1073
01:08:22,298 -- 01:08:24,858
What are you doing
with the keys to that bad boy?
1074
01:08:24,900 -- 01:08:28,461
Well, l reckon to take
a little ride myself.
1075
01:08:29,572 -- 01:08:31,005
Granny done said l can't...
1076
01:08:31,040 -- 01:08:33,975
on account l gotta guard
the barn all day.
1077
01:08:34,009 -- 01:08:36,034
Dumb old ugly bitch.
1078
01:08:36,078 -- 01:08:39,138
So, uh, what do you say,
you and l--
1079
01:08:39,181 -- 01:08:40,580
We go for a ride.
1080
01:08:40,616 -- 01:08:43,107
We'll find my buddies.
We'll play Kill the Kitty.
1081
01:08:43,152 -- 01:08:44,278
You mean it?
1082
01:08:44,320 -- 01:08:47,380
Sure, just toss me the keys
and we'll be on our way.
1083
01:08:49,391 -- 01:08:52,519
Shoot.
lf l go for a ride with you...
1084
01:08:52,561 -- 01:08:54,461
how in the heck am l
supposed to guard the barn?
1085
01:08:54,497 -- 01:08:56,897
Well, l won't tell Granny
if you won't.
1086
01:08:56,932 -- 01:08:58,092
What do you say?
1087
01:09:00,402 -- 01:09:02,427
l say shoot, doggie.
1088
01:09:02,471 -- 01:09:03,938
Huh?
1089
01:09:03,973 -- 01:09:05,873
Ring the dinner bell.
1090
01:09:05,908 -- 01:09:07,603
lt's killing time.
1091
01:09:07,643 -- 01:09:11,704
You really don't think
l'm that much of a moron, do you?
1092
01:09:26,795 -- 01:09:29,161
Well, well.
1093
01:09:29,198 -- 01:09:32,361
Just in time
for our grand finale.
1094
01:09:33,869 -- 01:09:37,771
Year after year after year...
1095
01:09:37,806 -- 01:09:40,775
it all comes down to this.
1096
01:09:40,809 -- 01:09:42,436
Don't it, Granny?
1097
01:09:45,314 -- 01:09:47,145
That it does, Bucky.
1098
01:09:49,585 -- 01:09:52,247
Too bad his little friends
couldn't make it.
1099
01:09:56,091 -- 01:09:58,252
Well, that's a matter of opinion.
1100
01:09:59,562 -- 01:10:02,998
Ain't it just like
you Northern folk...
1101
01:10:03,032 -- 01:10:07,492
thinking you can waltz
in here and bring us low.
1102
01:10:07,536 -- 01:10:12,997
There ain't gonna be no escaping
what y'all got coming to you.
1103
01:10:13,042 -- 01:10:14,339
So...
1104
01:10:15,411 -- 01:10:18,903
who is going
to speak our gratitude?
1105
01:10:18,948 -- 01:10:22,213
Our grace for
what sustains us? Hmm?
1106
01:10:25,854 -- 01:10:27,947
My sweet Hucklebilly...
1107
01:10:27,990 -- 01:10:29,548
will you do the honor?
1108
01:10:32,595 -- 01:10:34,563
To our guests from the North...
1109
01:10:34,597 -- 01:10:36,997
spread here at our feet...
1110
01:10:37,032 -- 01:10:39,933
thanks for being such tasty meat!
1111
01:10:43,539 -- 01:10:46,633
The South's going to rise again
1112
01:10:50,546 -- 01:10:54,073
The South's going to rise again
1113
01:10:59,121 -- 01:11:02,249
Now, you two
gonna be impressed...
1114
01:11:02,291 -- 01:11:06,819
when you see the barbecue
Granny's done cooked up for you.
1115
01:11:15,738 -- 01:11:17,899
Missy,
bet you can't eat just one.
1116
01:11:23,379 -- 01:11:27,042
Now, y'all like
dark meat, hmm?
1117
01:11:32,955 -- 01:11:35,719
Now, you might
be surprised...
1118
01:11:35,758 -- 01:11:39,717
but l have always been
partial to Chinese.
1119
01:11:44,500 -- 01:11:46,934
Only problem is...
1120
01:11:46,969 -- 01:11:50,598
hour later, l'm still hungry!
1121
01:11:57,646 -- 01:11:59,307
The South will rise
1122
01:11:59,348 -- 01:12:01,282
The South will rise
1123
01:12:01,317 -- 01:12:03,751
The South is gonna
rise again
1124
01:12:05,120 -- 01:12:06,553
The South will rise
1125
01:12:06,588 -- 01:12:08,215
The South will rise
1126
01:12:08,257 -- 01:12:10,657
The South is gonna
rise again
1127
01:12:12,161 -- 01:12:15,426
The South will rise!
The South will rise!
1128
01:12:19,668 -- 01:12:22,330
The South will rise!
The South will rise!
1129
01:12:22,371 -- 01:12:25,238
The South is gonna rise again!
1130
01:12:25,274 -- 01:12:28,732
The South will rise!
The South will rise!
1131
01:12:28,777 -- 01:12:30,677
The South is gonna rise again!
1132
01:12:35,451 -- 01:12:37,078
We was gonna
go easy on you, boy!
1133
01:12:37,119 -- 01:12:40,088
Being you was a fellow reb--
once, at least.
1134
01:12:40,122 -- 01:12:42,920
But then little missy
done went and turned you.
1135
01:12:47,463 -- 01:12:50,591
Now, being that
l'm a Southern gentleman...
1136
01:12:50,632 -- 01:12:53,499
l'm gonna offer you
a second chance.
1137
01:12:54,903 -- 01:12:58,236
All you got to do
is gut the whore!
1138
01:13:05,013 -- 01:13:08,449
Well, what's it gonna be, boy?
1139
01:13:09,852 -- 01:13:11,843
What's it gonna be, son?
1140
01:13:16,992 -- 01:13:18,789
No time like the present.
1141
01:13:28,904 -- 01:13:30,064
Here you go.
1142
01:13:31,774 -- 01:13:33,765
lt's just like guttin'
a possum, honey.
1143
01:13:53,195 -- 01:13:55,026
Welcome back, son.
1144
01:13:56,131 -- 01:13:57,564
To the glory--
1145
01:13:59,101 -- 01:14:00,864
And the honor.
1146
01:14:00,903 -- 01:14:03,497
Kill her. Kill her...
1147
01:14:08,177 -- 01:14:09,940
l'll take
your glory and honor.
1148
01:14:11,146 -- 01:14:12,773
And l'll shove it
right up your ass.
1149
01:14:17,753 -- 01:14:18,913
You OK?
1150
01:14:19,922 -- 01:14:21,981
Fuck those maniacs!
1151
01:14:22,024 -- 01:14:23,389
Guess that means yes.
1152
01:14:24,593 -- 01:14:27,187
Go get that Yankee traitor!
1153
01:14:39,575 -- 01:14:41,236
Where the fuck
did she come from?
1154
01:14:41,276 -- 01:14:43,437
You'll never kill me again.
1155
01:14:43,479 -- 01:14:44,639
They're everywhere!
1156
01:14:44,680 -- 01:14:47,012
l thought we'd found a way
to put yourself up to death.
1157
01:14:51,854 -- 01:14:53,116
Think nothing right?
1158
01:14:54,590 -- 01:14:57,252
Vengeance is mine,
sayeth the Lord.
1159
01:14:57,292 -- 01:14:59,920
Down into the fiery pits
of hell with you.
1160
01:14:59,962 -- 01:15:02,795
lt burns. Burn, thy sins
and the sins of thy father.
1161
01:15:02,831 -- 01:15:07,063
No, they did this!
Bring back my baby!
1162
01:15:15,444 -- 01:15:18,242
Y'all stand back.
1163
01:15:19,848 -- 01:15:21,679
They're mine now.
1164
01:15:28,390 -- 01:15:31,587
Yee-haw!
1165
01:15:36,298 -- 01:15:38,630
Let me go!
1166
01:15:38,667 -- 01:15:41,761
This ain't my first barbecue, son!
1167
01:15:46,708 -- 01:15:50,371
And it surely won't be my last.
1168
01:15:53,982 -- 01:15:56,576
Duel of honor.
1169
01:15:56,618 -- 01:15:58,779
Man to man.
1170
01:16:00,188 -- 01:16:03,089
Yee-haw!
1171
01:16:58,747 -- 01:17:00,339
Anderson!
1172
01:17:29,244 -- 01:17:31,644
Please, son!
1173
01:17:31,680 -- 01:17:33,375
l--l beg of you!
1174
01:17:33,415 -- 01:17:34,973
N-not my good eye!
1175
01:17:35,017 -- 01:17:36,882
l'll do it. l swear l'll do it.
1176
01:17:36,918 -- 01:17:38,408
You'll be whistling ''Dixie''
out of your eye socket...
1177
01:17:38,453 -- 01:17:39,647
unless you let us go.
1178
01:17:41,456 -- 01:17:43,981
Oh, we'll let you go!
1179
01:17:44,026 -- 01:17:45,994
l swear it!
1180
01:17:46,028 -- 01:17:48,053
W-word of honor!
1181
01:17:48,096 -- 01:17:49,586
Word of honor?
1182
01:17:49,631 -- 01:17:51,963
Southerner to Southerner.
1183
01:17:53,168 -- 01:17:54,726
Gentleman to gentleman.
1184
01:17:56,271 -- 01:17:59,297
Word of honor.
1185
01:17:59,341 -- 01:18:01,832
Let 'em go. Both of 'em.
1186
01:18:01,877 -- 01:18:03,504
Set 'em free.
1187
01:18:19,461 -- 01:18:22,897
Come on, boy. Take a ride.
1188
01:18:22,931 -- 01:18:25,491
Only one way out, Mr. Lee.
1189
01:18:27,202 -- 01:18:28,829
Right this way!
1190
01:18:34,910 -- 01:18:36,070
Are you with me?
1191
01:18:36,111 -- 01:18:37,305
All the way.
1192
01:18:37,345 -- 01:18:39,711
Charge!
1193
01:19:03,004 -- 01:19:05,666
An eye for an eye.
1194
01:19:36,872 -- 01:19:38,169
Hey, hey, hey!
1195
01:19:38,206 -- 01:19:40,174
What's your problem, boy,
charging in like that?
1196
01:19:40,208 -- 01:19:41,368
Look, you gotta help us.
1197
01:19:41,409 -- 01:19:44,742
l know it's crazy, OK...
1198
01:19:44,780 -- 01:19:46,008
but the people
at Pleasant Valley--
1199
01:19:46,047 -- 01:19:48,106
they put this detour sign
in the road...
1200
01:19:48,150 -- 01:19:49,310
they killed our friends.
1201
01:19:49,351 -- 01:19:52,912
They barbecued them
and fucking ate our friends.
1202
01:19:52,954 -- 01:19:55,184
What in God's name
are you talking about?
1203
01:19:55,223 -- 01:19:56,656
And then they--
1204
01:19:56,691 -- 01:19:59,319
and then they started
killing us, one by one.
1205
01:19:59,361 -- 01:20:00,521
Pleasant Valley, you say?
1206
01:20:00,562 -- 01:20:02,894
Yeah. Yeah, you know
Pleasant Valley, right?
1207
01:20:02,931 -- 01:20:04,159
Yeah, l know it, all right.
1208
01:20:04,199 -- 01:20:05,860
Everything OK?
1209
01:20:07,602 -- 01:20:10,935
l think you and me
need to take a little ride.
1210
01:21:15,904 -- 01:21:18,600
Ought to lock you both up
for wasting my precious time.
1211
01:21:18,640 -- 01:21:19,971
This here's your Pleasant Valley.
1212
01:21:20,008 -- 01:21:24,809
Ain't nothing but a graveyard
been here for the last 150 years.
1213
01:21:24,846 -- 01:21:28,282
No. There was a town here.
1214
01:21:28,316 -- 01:21:29,578
Full of people.
1215
01:21:30,719 -- 01:21:31,811
-We saw them.
-lf l had a dollar...
1216
01:21:31,853 -- 01:21:34,651
for every drunken college kid come
hollering about flesh-eating ghouls...
1217
01:21:34,689 -- 01:21:35,986
l could have retired years--
1218
01:21:36,024 -- 01:21:37,150
No, you're full of shit!
1219
01:21:37,192 -- 01:21:38,318
-Hey! Hey!
-All right, all right,
1220
01:21:38,360 -- 01:21:39,884
Stop, stop, stop.
1221
01:21:41,096 -- 01:21:43,121
We're sorry.
1222
01:21:43,164 -- 01:21:45,325
lt was-- it was a joke.
1223
01:21:46,902 -- 01:21:48,062
Right?
1224
01:21:51,973 -- 01:21:53,668
l guess the poor souls
of these fine people...
1225
01:21:53,708 -- 01:21:55,938
who died at the hands
of you Northern heathens...
1226
01:21:55,977 -- 01:21:58,036
ain't so partial to your joke.
1227
01:21:58,079 -- 01:22:00,070
lt's called respect, son.
1228
01:22:14,362 -- 01:22:18,992
''To 2,001 innocent Confederate
citizens of Pleasant Valley...
1229
01:22:19,034 -- 01:22:22,595
''laid to waste on this very spot
by renegade Yanks...
1230
01:22:22,637 -- 01:22:24,434
''in the War
Between the States.
1231
01:22:24,472 -- 01:22:27,441
''An eye for an eye,
a tooth for a tooth.
1232
01:22:27,475 -- 01:22:31,707
''Never will they rest until,
one for one, they are avenged.''
1233
01:22:32,981 -- 01:22:35,848
lt's dated April 22.
1234
01:22:35,884 -- 01:22:37,374
That's today.
1235
01:22:39,754 -- 01:22:41,881
But they're all dead.
1236
01:22:57,839 -- 01:22:59,670
Fuck you, Pleasant Valley.
1237
01:23:06,214 -- 01:23:08,614
Eye for an eye, Mr. Lee.
1238
01:23:08,650 -- 01:23:11,312
Eye for an eye.
1239
01:24:01,102 -- 01:24:03,696
Damn Yankees.