7 Days to Leave My Wife (2007) Movie Script
"7 days to leave my wife"
Thank you!
Thank you everyone. Please come inside.
Uncle!
Yong... I want to give you these two birds
as a symbol of a long and happy marriage.
Thank you, everyone.
Come in. come in!
Make yourself at home. Uncle.
Thank you everyone. Thank you.
The bride is coming!
The bride is coming!
Yong, you know that!
Ngek is the only daughter of A fan.
He's my best friend.
You'd better lock after her.
Don't ever disappoint her.
If you ever leave her.
I will come back
from the dead to hunt you.
Don't leave her!
Don't worry. Why would I ever want
to be without such a beautiful lady.
Oh.. My God!
What are you doing, Yong?
Soy-Miew! Soy-Miew!
Soy-Miew!
Yes?
Bring some food for Yong!
And, bring some food for the dog too!
Ok. Ok.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Do you remember what I said?
Bring some food for Yong
and some for the dog. See?
I remember it.
Yesterday, the people were complaining that
our snacks were getting more salty day by day!
I really don't understand those assholes!
I'm already reducing the pork
and the seasoning!
Hey! By the way,
what are we gonna do about Siew Pang
The neighbors are whining
that the dog is barking too loud
I don't understand
how can a little mutt bark...
...so loud that it disturbs the neighbors!
They say this year dogs bring good luck.
I want to keep it.
It might help with your diabeties...
...and it could bring us a baby.
I told you from the beginning
not to take the dog,
but you didn't believe me.
Now, I will find someone to take care of the dog.
Here's your rice.
Eat! Eat! Eat! I've got stuff to do.
Hurry up, get ready!
Here eat it. You've got to go to work.
Eat! Eat!
Have you paid the insurance yet?
No, not yet. I haven't had time.
What the hell?
Nowadays you're always too busy.
Don't forget.
Things like this are really important.
You have got to pay more attention, Yong.
Safety first.
Yong, turn right now and then
make a u-turn right here
Here! Here! Here! Right here!
I can't turn here, Ngek.
What the hell you are talking about?
Turn right here. Just a sec.
Why don't you get out here'
and walk across the street.
No, bullshit.
What the damn advice!
I could get hit by damn car.
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
I'll get out and move it.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Hurry up, Yong. They've all stopped.
Quick! Quick! Think about these people!
Go! Go! Go!
Yong, open the trunk.
And Yong, don't forget to get
the salted fish from work.
They're really salty.
Oak)!
I know. I gotta go to work. Okay.
Mr. Yongyuth,
your sales
have been falling for months.
I don't want to complain to you
but your job is sales.
And you have got to SELL!!!
That's the only thing that counts.
Okay, we'll talk about this later
I just wanted to tell you
I closed the Hong Kong sale, sir.
Oh.. very good, Pim.
That's the breast...
sorry, I mean
the best of the month.
Come on, let's talk in my office.
Yongyuth, you can go now
I'll talk to you later.
Hey! Why are you coming home so late?
Why didn't you call me?
Here!
You asked me to buy this.
I asked you,
"Why you came home so late?"
Why didn't you call me?
I was stuck at work.
There was an unexpected meeting, Ngek.
What damn meeting goes this late?
Well, okay, if you really want to know...
I was just about to head home.
Then my boss came to my office
and said he wanted to see me.
But in the end,
he just wanted to confront me.
And, we argued
until we were blue in the face.
He was all over me aggressively.
So I responsed to him aggressively.
And we wouldn't stop.
Once he finished one topic
but he still wanted to continue.
I was ready to go, so, I asked him,
"Is it urgent?
If not, can we talk later?
But he kept it up.
After we finished that heated argument,
things got hot again.
You first
I first...
When it was all over,
I was drained, and I almost passed out.
So, why are your meetings
at work so explosive?
Oh yes,
They can be very explosive!
I've got to take a shower now.
I'm totally spent.
Hello,
So, why did u leave
without saying goodbye?
You didn't forget that tomorrow's
my birthday, did you?
Boss, is that you? Sir,
it's late. How can I help you?
Your wife's there, right?
Umm... Boss,
lets talk about it tomorrow.
I'll come and see you.
My boss says he really needs to
talk business with me.
I don't know what he's on about.
I'm going to have a shower.
Hello, Mr. Lee.
Why does that dog always have
to shit in front of my house?
Every day I have to clean it up.
Yong, where are you going!
I have to go and see my boss.
Didn't you hear me discussing it
on the phone last night?
So, why are you taking the dog with you?
For my boss.
He told me he wanted a puppy.
Good. .good. .good.
Go live with the boss and you'll be fine.
You'll be fine, Siew Pang
Hey! Wait! Give me a second to get ready,
and I will come with you.
Hang on! Where are you going?
I need to go to the temple,
and I'll take "Siew Pang" with me.
I need to pray.
Before I got the dog.
I spoke to the Gods.
Now that we're giving the dog away
I need to speak with them again.
Go tell them yourself!
No! Siew Pang has to come with me!
But l'm in a hurry.
Wait right here!
Soy-Miew! Soy-Miew!
Go and take care of the snacks for me,
will you?
Hey! You're going to be looked after
by someone.
It makes me horny just talking about it.
Siew Pang,
Hey! You're going to be looked after
by someone... very sexy and beautiful.
It makes me horny just thinking about it!
I hope it's a good home,
and you're safe, Siew Pang.
Be careful! Be careful!
Stop...!
Ma'am, are you all right?
I.I can't handle it.
Just stay calm.
Don't worry about me.
Worry about yourself!
Shit!
That's a load off my chest.
You drove through a traffic light.
That was a red light
You could see it quite clearly,
and drove straight through.
But I haven't gone through the red light,
Officer.
You drove over the line,
I can see it right here!
Just a little bit, Officer.
Event a little bit,
but you still broke the law!
It's not even 10 inches!
What? Not 10 inches.
What Not 10 inches.
You want me to measure it? Okay.
I'll measure it.
Look,
it's more than 15 inches.
Hey! Where are you going?
Happy birthday to you...
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you...
You're late again.
I've been a little busy.
Hello Miss Pim.
This is a gift for you from Mr.
Krisnachai.
Is this okay?
Thank you.
Who sent it?
(only you can make me up)
Only you can make me...
Who sent it?
Mr. Krisnachai.
Who's that?
One of the company's clients.
What sort of client
sends presents like these?
He has asked me to marry him.
What?
Marry? Are you crazy?
Why did you let him propose?
I want to get married.
I want to have a family
and be happy like other women.
But we're happy now, aren't we?
Happy? Having to live a secret life?
Is that what you call happiness?
What did you say to him?
Mr. Lee has invited me to a party tonight.
And I'll meet his mother.
Can I go with you?
Excuse me for interrupting you.
May I invite Mr. Krisnachai
Weerayapongpaiboon to open the dance floor.
He is not only a successful
Hong Kong businessman,
but also our most eligible bachelor.
How about a round of applause.
You look very beautiful tonight.
Thanks.
I didn't realise there'd
be so many guests.
Oh, no.
It's just a small party
for my mom's oldest friends.
Madam, would you care to dance?
You mean, me? Is that proper?
Come on. Come on.
Surprise!
Excuse me.
May I cut in?
You know,
I don't like that Lee at all.
Do you know? He's all over you?
You're crazy,
No-one else thinks like you.
But he'd like to be I know
So what?
You should do that to Ms. Kanda,
and then we'll be even.
Mother!
What the hell did you do that for?
Shit! Shit!
He even got to make love my dog.
Thanks for bringing me home.
Do you think I could have a cup of coffee?
Of course.
Come in.
Make yourself at home.
Thank you.
Coffee.
Thanks.
I'm sorry about what happened tonight.
Never mind.
It was an accident,
and my mother was not hurt.
But I get the feeling your "uncle
doesn't like me very much.
No. It's just that
Yong...
I mean my "uncle
is very protective of me.
Having a niece as beautiful as you,
that's understandable.
In seven days
I'll go back to Hong Kong.
If you agree,
we could get married in Hong Kong.
I haven't made a decision yet.
Never mind.
I will wait 7 days for your decision.
I'm going to go now.
How could you do that, Pim?
Why? What did I do?
You let him kiss you like that!
I have the right to make my
own decisions, don't I?
And u have a decision to make too.
Whether you've going to be with me
or your wife?
You have to leave your wife in 7 days...
7 days only to leave your wife...
...if you want to be with me.
We spoke for only a few moments.
So why do I dream
and long for your smile?
Something happened and I need to know,
What changed me so?
Maybe I was hypnotized
by the look in your eye.
Or Cupid's arrow blinded me with love.
Now I'm taken over and lost in confusion.
I want to love, but I want to forget.
Everything has changed because of you.
In seven days.
If you haven't finish with your wife,
we're finished.
Hey, you're pressing all over the place!
I can tell from your face.
Either a fortune teller's told
you that you're going to die,
or you're having woman troubles...
...Is it your wife or your mistress?
My name is Leng.
I'm Yong.
Here's looking at you.. Cheers!
So, I guess it must be woman troubles then,
Yea bro.
The wife or the mistress?
The mistress.
I want to live with her,
She's just... like a sex goddess.
A sex goddess?
Absolutely.
What about your wife?
Hey, it's nothing.
Just leave her.
Leave her?
Leave her.
Really... Leave her?
Absolutely... Leave her.
You mean, leave her for real?
When she's passed her expiration date,
throw her out?
You mean I should leave her?
You bet! Cheer
Here's to dumping my wife - tonight
Ngek.
I must leave you. I must.
I must!
I must!
Ngek.
I have to talk to you.
And you need to listen.
From tomorrow, u and me... we're finiiii
If you ever leave her,
I will come back to haunt you.
This marriage must last forever.
Don't leave her!
Sir, would you like a snack?
Little girl, how about a snack?
No? They're delicious.
5 Baht worth please.
Here I
Huh..."Salty".
What a hell?
The little shit hasn't
even tasted it and he said it's salty.
Sir, you want a snack?
Nah! "salty! "
What,. .is he crazy?
Saying that our snacks are salty,
Ooh... right there Soy Miew. Oh!
Ngek, I'm going to work.
Wait, Yong!
What time did you get home last night?
I came back after eight.
I saw you were asleep
I didn't want to wake you up.
Hold on, Yong!
Last night, I had a really strange dream.
I dreamed of your dad.
What did you dream, Ngek?
It was just a dream.
But I think I should make an offering
to his spirit.
Maybe he's hungry
and needs something to eat.
Then afterwards I dreamed that you woke me up,
like you wanted to say something to me.
Yong!
What?
You forgot to zip up your fly.
Why did you stop, Pim?
No! A deal's a deal.
Leave your wife first.
Otherwise, forget it.
Pim..Pim!
Pim..
So, I guess that really messed
with his head, right?
It's a very completed plan,
but you might have bitten off
more than you can chew.
That dumb ass...
What he has got anyway?
I don't know.
Do you have to have a reason
to love someone?
What about Mr. Lee?
What are your plans for him?
Hey, bro'!
Hey, Leng!
Huh, you look like you're having fun.
What happened to you?
What do you think happened to me?
Look at this face!
I got in a bit of a scrape.
I had a hassle with some local hoods
near my home.
They wound up with a trip in an ambulance,
and I ended up with this.
But how's that other little matter.
Have you sorted it out yet?
What
Don't tell me you're scared of your wife.
Hey! Leng,
what do you take me for?
I couldn't bring myself to tell her...
...because I promised my father
I would never leave or divorce her.
You're a good guy.
That shows respect - real respect!
Cheers. Very impressive.
But I want to live with Pim.
What exactly did you swear to your father?
That I would never leave my wife.
In that case,
your Wife will have to leave you.
You'll have to be really bad.
Do everything she hates.
Do things she wouldn't think
you could possibly do.
Make her hate your guts.
Yong, come and eat.
Disgusting!
I can't stomach this shit anymore.
I've put up with this crap for seven years!
I'm not going to take it any more.
Have you been drinking?
Yeah!
Did you just forget that the doctor
said you shouldn't drink alcohol?
And do you have any idea
how much those bowls cost?
What're you going to do about it?
Oh... So you think you can get
drunk and beat up your wife.
So, what happened then?
I blamed the alcohol.
Eventually she stopped beating me.
Well.., women are like liquor.
And makes you feel good at the time,
but later you feel like shit.
Cheers!
Bro', who are all these guys?
I've known them for ages.
They're here to help us brainstorm.
I've had an idea.
What if we find someone who will screw her?
Then we take pictures to
blackmail her into leaving me.,
Great, Yong.
You'd know that spy cam stuff
is really popular now
Here...
a picture of my wife.
Do you know her?
There's only one guy that can do this...
Ong!
Come on!
Wait! Ong, take off your glasses.
If I take my glasses off,
how the hell can I see?
Don't be stupid!
Let's go!
Leng, can you take the photos please?
Why don't you do it yourself?
If they don't come out, you'll blame me.
Come on! Help me out.
Yong! Don' 1!
Don't! Don't! Who are you?
Don't do that to me. No! No! Help!
Leng, shall we?
Take it easy. Just wait a bit.
No! Don't hurt me!
Get out.
Go! Go!
What happened?
That bastard was gonna rape me.
It's a shame you came in,
otherwise I would have killed him.
Damn...
Did you get attached by that Ngek
or a pack of Rottweilers?
Stop wailing, Ong.
What the hell are you crying about?
Calm down.
Shut up, or I'll really give you
something to cry about.
I'm serious!
Does anyone else have any ideas?
If so, let's hear them.
Well..I've got an idea.
Ngek, there's something
I need to tell you.
The last seven years with you
have been good years
But now I know what's missing in my life.
All this time, I never really loved you.
I love he...r
Hello, baby!
He doesn't love you any more.
He loves Minnie
We love each other so much that
we even kiss each other's ass,
don't we baby?
Yes darling.
Kiss
Why won't you kiss me?
What's wrong with me?
Are there any other ideas?
Let's hope so.
Hello.
Yong, when are you coming home?
I'll be back soon.
I need you to get me some things
as an offering to the Gods.
Write it down.
It' the old bag...
the old bag.. What?
You need to get black jelly,
black custard, black chicken.
Black sticky rice,
black liquor, black beans,
black sesame seeds and black cloth.
You sure you don't want a black cat too?
What would I want that for?
Never mind.
Don't forget anything, Yong.
That's all.
Orders... Orders. I don't know why
she keeps making theses offerings.
Your wife is very religious.
I got one, how about this plan?
You did it wrong every time, Ngek.
Everything has to be black.
Yong, where are you going?
I'm going to go see a client.
You just breeze in and breeze out!
And when will you be back?
Tonight.
What else do you want?
Go to get the incense burner.
Right
Yong! Yong! Tomorrow, there's going to be
a birthday party for my dad.
May God bless us.
May there be nothing to destroy my family.
May God bless us.
Bad luck, be gone from here!
Bad health and bad fortune,
depart from this place.
Bad luck, be gone from here!
Bad health and bad fortune,
depart from this place.
Hey! What are you doing in my house?
Your face has a shadow upon it.
There's a dark line of fate running
down between your eyes.
As black as hell. Your skin is pale,
and your cheeks bloodless
These are signs of great misfortune
in your life.
Look at you!
There is a dark cloud, over your entire being
which is controlling your fate.
Let me guess, last night you
faced great danger. Right?
Hey... How did you know?
You are dead right!
I have no idea how the
rabid mongrel got in - luckily,
my husband came in,
so that bastard took off.
But, I saw two assholes running away.
They both were ugly little creatures!
Now, now. It's never
good to curse others.
But hey fortune teller,
those ugly little things..
Hey! That's enough!
Do you want me
to read your fortune or not?
I don't know who you blame to.
If you want, shut up!
And tell me your birthday and
your husband's birthday.
Mine is on 9th January, 1962,
the year of the Tiger,
and my husband's is on 13th September 1961,
the year of the Ox.
Ah, now I see.
You are the Tiger and he is the Ox.
And, the Tiger eats the Ox.
If this year you stick with your husband,
he WILL die!
Fortune teller, how can talk about death to me.
Do you want to die?
You are lying. We are a happy couple.
How can you curse us like that.
I just told you the facts.
Let's wait and see,
tonight your husband will get sick.
And tonight, he is going to
wake up and howl like a dog.
That's not all.
He will pee just like a dog too.
That's because the star of misfortune
always wreaks havoc as it passes
through the foul mouthed...
The year of the dog.
The things you said
before were just a fluke.
Why don't you tell me the truth.
Do you want to break us up?
You look down on me,
I will prove you wrong little truth.
You will learn.
I know everything from heaven to hell.
Your husband's name is Yongyuth.
Your name is Kim Ngek.
Your husband has a mole
on his right but cheek.
And you have a mole on your thing.
How do you know
I have a mole on my knee?
I'll give you three pieces of advice.
Don't complain.
Don't yell.
And don't abuse your husband.
If you do,
your husband's sickness will get worse.
And if you live together
under the same roof,
your husband will be dead
within three days.
Goodbye.
Hold On, hold on, what's your name?
Leng...
Socialites call me "Leng the Soothsayer".
Can I have your number?
Damn!
Ronnarit..
Television and electrical appliance repairs,
Today brings great misfortune.
As the tiger devours the ox,
so relationships are consumed.
A seven year partnership will end.
Your presence will threaten
the life of your husband.
Pim!
I'll pick you up for dinner tomorrow.
---Yong.
Hello, Leng.
Hey, man! about that other business...
You don't do shit;
you're on the phone all day.
Are you rich?
I wanna kick the shit out of you.
Did you do the laundry like I ask you too.
You wanna try me, don't you?
Hello, Leng! Leng! Hello, Leng! Leng!
Leng, who was that?
The volume was too high on the TV.
About that business,
I have taken care of it already.
All you have to do tonight is get out of bed
and then get down on all fours,
and then howl, and most importantly
you have to
lift your leg and pee like a dog.
Do you understand?
I really have to do that?
Are you going to talk yourself to death?
Stop asking questions. Just do it.
That's it.
Hello. Leng...
Leng
It' me darling, dearest,
love of my life...
Yong!
Sweetheart.
I made you a special breakfast.
Sit up slowly..
Are you feeling sick, Yong?
You're coughing a lot.
I'm fine.
Eat up. Eat up.
I made you a special dish.
It's even got FIVE prawns.
Yong...are you alright?
I'm fine. I have to go to work.
I'm late already.
What? Will you be alright to work?
You're coughing so much.
Are you sure you're up to it?
I'll be okay..
Yong, did you have a weird dream
last night?
What dream? No, I didn't dream at all.
Can you come home quickly,
so we can go to my dad's house,
For what?
It's my dad's birthday.
I told you.
Don't you remember?
Shit!
Hey! You've stopped coughing!
Ngek,
when did you tell me?
I don't know anything about this.
And today I'm busy.
You go by yourself.
Don't you dare...
I'll give you three bits of advice.
Don't complain.
Don't yell.
And don't abuse your husband.
If you do,
your husband's sickness will get worse.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Anyway, about tonight,
you have to come.
Please come.
Please come with me, Yong,
Pleas come. Please!
Yong.. please... please...
please come with me...
please...
Okay...okay. Alright.
Alright. I'll clear away the bowl.
And tonight, we'll go to the party together.
Mom...Dad...how are you'
Here we are!
Help me take this stuff.
Help me take them.
Dad' Morn'
Hey, kids! You've grown up, haven't you?
What's wrong with Yong?
Ngek, I really have to go to a doctor
and get some medicine.
You wait here.
Wait! Can I go with you?
No. You stay here.
I won't be long.
Yong!
Poor boy!
I think he is really sick.
He seems to be in a hurry.
I feel so sorry for him.
If your luck's been bad recently,
you'll have to turn it around.
He's been acting really strange lately.
He hasn't been himself.
I cant stand it any longer, morn.
You're his wife.
You have to try to be patient.
How long have you been together now?
It's seven years, isn't it?
If you can get passed this,
everything will be fine.
Westerners call it "the seven year itch"
And another thing,
don't let yourself go.
You have to keep yourself attractive to him.
Look at me,
I've been living with
your dad for more than thirty years,
but there's never been a single day
he's been bored with me,
or more to the point,
not a single night.
"Gone to dinner with Mr. Lee.
Don't worry."
Hello.
Yong, did you see the doctor?
Yes.
What did the doctor say?
Is it serious?
Nothing serious.
I just have to take some medicine.
Okay. If you're feeling alright,
please hurry back.
My morn and dad and family
are waiting for you.
Okay. I'm on my way.
Hi, I need some medicine.
What's wrong?
Headache.
Is it bad?
Not really. Quickly.
Here I
Are you a pharmacist?
Of course I am.
Okay, how much?
50 Baht.
Let's eat. It's delicious.
Let's eat.
This is really delicious.
Yong, try this vegetable soup.
This soup is delicious.
You don't need to come along..
I can go by myself
What? What did you say?
Nothing.
Thank you. I'm fine.
Are you sure you're alright?
It's broken again
It's too bad.
I've worn them for a long time
but it would be sad to throw them away.
The new ones won't feel the same
as the old ones.
Why can't you just get a new pair..
Stingy family!
I'm happy to see that you and
Ngek still love each other.
I'm bored shit less.
I want to see Ngek happy.
But me, I'm miserable
The day that I was most upset was
when I promised your father...
...that my daughter would marry you.
What?
Ngek never wanted to marry you.
I made her do it.
But now, I'm glad that
I chose the right man for her.
That'll do. Let's go.
Sorry, the number you have dialed
can not be connected.
Yong...
Am I sexy?
Yong! Are you alright?
Where's your medicine?
I'll get it for you, Yong.
In the cupboard.
Hold on...wait a minute.
Your pills?...
There are so many
Are you going to take them all?
I'm going to take them all.
Yong.
Do I really bring you bad luck?
Pim, will you have dinner with me tonight?
No, I am busy.
Good dream...good dream...
or bad dream.
I had a strange dream last night.
Busy! Do you have date with Me Lee?
Mr. Lee asked me to buy a present
for his mom's birthday.
So you are getting close pretty fast.
Well, you don't have time for me.
Yesterday you had an appointment
with me but you didn't come.
Are you alright in there?
No...no! I'm fine.
But, I just heard a man's voice.
Is there a guy in here?
Er .No
Well, be careful.
There are a lot of horny guys
around these days miss.
Right.
Is there anything else?
So if I haven't got anything to say
I can't talk to you?
You're trying to start an argument.
I just wanted to talk to you,
and you think
I'm trying to start an argument?
What about you, eating with Mr. Lee?
Isn't that worse?
So, you have already slept with him,
right?
Hello.
May I speak to Mr Krisnachai, please?
Please give Pim back to me.
You don't believe me. Right?
Look, it's hers.
This is hers.
This is also hers.
It's my favorite
A guy like you can find many beautiful women.
Please, leave her
because she is not yours.
She's mine.
Mr. Yong
I can't help you with that.
But, more importantly.
She doesn't belong to anyone.
Neither you or 1.
So what are you going to do, Ngek?
The fortune-teller said it is the only way
to save his life...
Morn.
I'm going to leave him.
Or, should I ask the fortune-teller
if there is another way.
So, you have slept with the bastard already,
Right?
Pim! Pim! It's me.
I know you're in there.
Pim, I'm sorry.
Pim, can you hear me?
Pim, I've got good news.
My wife has left me.
Can you hear me?
Please don't lie to me any more.
I'm not lying.
She has really left me.
Let's have a "private meeting"?
You're crazy.
C'mon.
Wait...I can arrange it for you.
I want a special meeting.
Very special.
It's going to be special.
How was that? Did you like that?
Yong!
Yong!
Yong!
You're hot.
Your hands are hot too.
I will cool u down
and you will get better soon!
Who is it?
Oh! Oh-mi Gawd!
Who do you want to see?
We heard Mr. Yong was sick and in hospital.
The company send me
as their representative.
Come in.
Yong, you've got visitors.
Mr. Yong. Are you OK.?
Er...ah.. I'm okay.
I brought something for you.
These flowers are from the boss
I'll put them in a vase.
This is bird's nest soup,
a herbal remedy from me and my friends
I'll open it for you.
You can't eat that. It's too sweet.
Your diabetes!
Just a little bit.
It won't hurt him.
I'm his wife.
I know what he can and can't eat.
But this bird's nest is good for his health.
No, you can't.
Just a littlie bit.
Yes!
No!
Just a little bit.
No!
Just a little bit.
I've brought some hot soup.
Wow! A beautiful, sexy woman,
makes me horny.
Pim, It's time to go back to... Go!
Er...Pim, please remind "the boss"
about my promise.
I will come through.
Ok...bye bye.
Here.. Yong.
Thanks, Soi Miew.
Who was she
She is a colleague.
How about the other one?
Her husband, I guess.
Uh...! That upstart...
she knows better than me?
That bird's nest soup has a lot of sugar.
And, you can't eat it.
Soy Miew, take this bird's
nest soup away and sell it.
No-one knows anything.
If you eat it, you will die!
Be careful! Yong!
Take it easy. Wait, Yong
I'm alright. I'm alright.
Be careful, Yong.
I'm just whipped.
Am I talking too loud?
Take it easy, Yong.
Is this Leng the Soothsayer's house?
No!
No! How can it be.
The name card says this if his house.
Er.. Wait a sec.
Leng! There's a woman here to see you.
Who is it?
I don't know.
She looks familiar.
Er...You look familiar too.
You're in the front.
If you don't know, how can I know?
Who is it?
Oh... it's you. Why are you here?
Fortune-teller, my husband is acting weird,
just like you predicted.
I'm really worried.
It's my fault. I did not believe you.
Can you help my husband?
Please, give me some good advice.
It's not difficult.
You just have to leave your husband.
That's all.
Er. But...
But I don't want to leave him.
If you don't leave your husband,
he will die.
It's so simple. Don't you understand?
But...
I.. I cant live without him.
For the last seven years,
I have wanted to see his face everyday.
I have wanted to cook him breakfast
everyday,
even though he's been so busy
with his meetings,
and he comes home late everyday.
But, I understand what he's doing.
He's doing it for our family.
You know what?
I don't want him to work as hard as he is.
I want to spend more time with him.
Fortune-teller. You are so clever.
You have another answer. Right?
Tell me, I'll do anything you say.
For him to survive and I won't leave him.
Please help me.
Fortune-teller. I will do ANYTHING.
Fortune-teller.
I would give up my life for him
if I had too.
Run.. You have to run.
Why run?
Just run!
Er.I see.
Your husband is an Ox.
An Ox eats straw.
You have to build an effigy out of straw
Then, you have to put something
that belongs to your husband in it.
Carry the effigy and run away
from your house.
While you are running,
slash your sword and
scream to chase away the evil spirits.
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Leave my Husband.
You must carry the effigy
to a cliff by the sea and
burn it before sunset tomorrow.
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Leave my Husband!
I said 'sweet' not 'meat'.
'Sweet', understand?
No! Not 'meat'. Sweet! Oh, forget it!
Soy Miew, where's Ngek?
She said she would pick me up
from the hospital.
I waited for ages but she never showed up.
What a witch!
I'm going to chase the evil spirits
out of you.
And, I guarantee you will get better soon.
Chase the evil spirits away!
What evil spirits?
Oh! Does that mean
she's not going to lea..v.?
When did she go, Soy-Miew?
A long time ago.
Oooh! That's great baby!
Do it faster.
Hey! Why did you tell her
to do all that stuff?
I pitied her.
You pitied my wife? Pity your own wife!
Don't you screw up my wife.
You think I screwed up your wife.
Okay,
I will stay out of your life forever.
I'm angry. I'm sorry.
Can I take it out on you?
I'm giving it all I got.
And, my legs are about to fall asleep.
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
Traffic is still very congested.
There's news coming in
of a lady apparently...
...running thought the traffic
shouting and creating chaos.
You should be careful
because she's armed with a large sword.
She could be an escaped mental patient
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
She could be an escaped mental patient
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
Hello.
It' hard to believe that
Bangkok is so beautiful.
Perhaps, it's just because it's dark.
It will be the same again tomorrow.
Tomorrow is the seventh day.
Can't I have a bit more time?
How about we run away and...
...start a new life together?
If you truly love me.
I'll see you 6:00 PM,
tomorrow at the airport.
It's your last chance.
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
Yong, wake up. Wake up.
Do you know what time it is.
You can't spend the whole day in bed!
Yong, wake up.
Okay, I know Ngek.
The Hubby Battle Thai Lady's Mission:
everything's for her man.
Kim Ngek Role Model for Thai Wives;
Running for the sake of her husband.
Women Supporters Keeping Fingers Crossed
as Kim Ngek's races 100 Km. to save her hubby
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
Stay away from my husband!
All night and all day the
woman has been running...
...through the streets in an attempt to
rid her husband of evil spirits.
Some say she's mad,
others say she's under the influence of drugs.
But still she persists in running.
Let's try and talk to her.
Excuse me, madam.
Can we ask what has driven you do this?
In my life, I have only one husband.
If he died, I wouldn't know how to live..
Evil sprite be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband!
A woman can do like this...
...
Soy Miew
Soy Miew
Soy Miew
Ngek still hasn't come back?
Not yet.
I've thought about this moment.
A life without you.
Left alone with my thoughts forever.
Is this what my heart seeks?
Is this what my soul
has been searching for?
A life without you is a life
with something missing.
I packed all my memories away in a box.
Remembering is too painful.
I saw a photo of the trip we made.
And every glance is agony.
Your voice, so familiar,
is now silent.
The words we spoke have faded
in the wind.
And now I really know.
It's you, only you who I need at my side.
Not until today did I know
that it was you.
Without you the world is empty,
and I say to myself,
So this is a world without you!
Now that I have lost you,
I know how much you meant.
Only today and only alone I finally know.
It's you, only you who I need at my side.
Not until today
did I know that it was you.
Without you the world is empty,
and I say to myself,
So this is the world without you
Ooh Oh...
I'm sorry for what I have to do.
I'm sorry.
I'll give you all my belongings.
My car is at the Airport parking lot.
Please take care of Soy-Miew too.
How much?
Now to the story of Mrs. Kim Ngek
Our reporter has been following
her since yesterday.
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
Right now,
there is a new movement called...
...Fight for your husband'
to promote marital strength.
We will be bringing you the story
in greater detail.
Under the sun,
Kim Ngek is still running.
We'll follow her closely.
How awesome! Running for a husband.
She's continuously running without a rest.
She said she must run to
improve her husband fortune.
To the ends of the Earth,
and the farthest heavens
To the end of the universe,
past the sun and the moon,
I will always be there.
I'll walk a path of thorns
to reach your heart.
If only you will love me true,
I'll never turn away.
I'll climb the tallest mountain,
and brave the wind and rain
Though the journey lasts an eternity
my strength will never die.
Waiting for the day you come back to me
My heart will be sure.
For a strong heart knows no bounds of time.
One day we promised love,
and I never will forget.
Oh my sweet love, my love is just for you.
Evil spirits,
Depart Out of my husband!
Has anyone got a lighter?
Who's got one?
Even at this very last stage.
Ngek is struggling against all odds
A strong wind is preventing her
from getting the fire started.
A lighter couldn't be found
among the crowd of followers.
But Ngek looks determined to fight on.
At last, Ngek seems close to her goal.
She's finally got a match
to start her fire.
Be careful!
Be careful protect it.
Protect it. It's so windy.
It's so windy. Slowly. Slowly.
Oh my God!
Please get rid of all evil spirits
from my husband.
So what's your plan now, Mrs. Kim Ngek?
I'm going home to see my husband.
And we are going to take Mrs.
Ngek home to her husband in the news helicopter.
We'll get her there
in less than twenty minutes.
What kind of driving is that?
You're not fit to ride a bicycle!
Damn it!
You want a piece of me
Come on!
Will you give up?
What's going on?
Wait! Wait! Calm down. Calm down.
I will take care of this.
Tell me what happened?
Officer! Officer!
Hold it right there, or I'll shoot!
Help me, please.
Help how?
You! What are you doing here?
I got a message from someone.
Loving your wife
and being true to your wife.
Is the right thing
is a police officer's duty.
I will help you in any way I can.
Officer! Be careful!
I love you!
Stop. Stop here.
Wait. Please wait a sec.
Follow her!
Thank you so much.
You've been very kind.
I'll be going now.
Yong!
What are you doing?
You scared me, Soy Miew.
Don't ask. I have no time to explain.
Just stand back.
It's a long way down.
Shit!
What did I do that for?
Yong!
Ngek, there's a letter for you.
Ngek, a letter.
Give it to me
It's for Ngek.
Give it to me.
It's for Ngek.
It's mine. Soy-Miew.
Soy Miew, give it to me.
Yong!
You look fine.
Are you feeling better?
Are you fine? Yong!
Yong!
Yong! Don't cry, Yong.
I'll stay with you forever, Yong.
Damn it! Excuse me madam
could you say to me
where Kim Ngek's house is?
Yes. Where "Kim Ngek's house" is?
No. I'm asking you
where Kim Ngek's house is.
You don't have to ask me.
Sol ask where is it, and you answer...
The house? Yes, where is it?
Lady!
Why have you got whipped cream?
You'll find out soon enough.
Ngek, I will buy you a washing machine.
So, you won't damage your hands.
Stop teasing me.
Yong!
Do you like it?
I do. I really do.
Don't tease me
What happened to the lights, Yong?
Never mind, Ngek.
A blackout can be very romantic.
You're crazy.
But you make me so horny!
Yong, don't!
Yong!
Yong!
Yong! Shit!
So what keeps Ngek and I together?
Well, I don't know
if it's what they call love.
For me, it's kind of like breakfast.
We all know it's important.
But sometimes we still skip it
But if I want to find happiness in my life,
now I know where to find it.
Excuse me,
Yong's here already.
Soy Miew, how are Ngek and the baby?
They just woke up.
Yong! Really?
Ngek, you're up already?
Of course.
How's our baby girl?
How is she?
She is a perfect baby.
Let me see her. Can I hold her?
Yes, but carefully.
I know, I know.
Hey, baby, baby.
If she wakes up and is hungry
will I get a special show?
Yong, you're just too much!
Is she hungry
Come on! I'll do it.
Give her to me.
Give her to me. Come on!
Oh-mi gawd, indeed!
Thank you!
Thank you everyone. Please come inside.
Uncle!
Yong... I want to give you these two birds
as a symbol of a long and happy marriage.
Thank you, everyone.
Come in. come in!
Make yourself at home. Uncle.
Thank you everyone. Thank you.
The bride is coming!
The bride is coming!
Yong, you know that!
Ngek is the only daughter of A fan.
He's my best friend.
You'd better lock after her.
Don't ever disappoint her.
If you ever leave her.
I will come back
from the dead to hunt you.
Don't leave her!
Don't worry. Why would I ever want
to be without such a beautiful lady.
Oh.. My God!
What are you doing, Yong?
Soy-Miew! Soy-Miew!
Soy-Miew!
Yes?
Bring some food for Yong!
And, bring some food for the dog too!
Ok. Ok.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Do you remember what I said?
Bring some food for Yong
and some for the dog. See?
I remember it.
Yesterday, the people were complaining that
our snacks were getting more salty day by day!
I really don't understand those assholes!
I'm already reducing the pork
and the seasoning!
Hey! By the way,
what are we gonna do about Siew Pang
The neighbors are whining
that the dog is barking too loud
I don't understand
how can a little mutt bark...
...so loud that it disturbs the neighbors!
They say this year dogs bring good luck.
I want to keep it.
It might help with your diabeties...
...and it could bring us a baby.
I told you from the beginning
not to take the dog,
but you didn't believe me.
Now, I will find someone to take care of the dog.
Here's your rice.
Eat! Eat! Eat! I've got stuff to do.
Hurry up, get ready!
Here eat it. You've got to go to work.
Eat! Eat!
Have you paid the insurance yet?
No, not yet. I haven't had time.
What the hell?
Nowadays you're always too busy.
Don't forget.
Things like this are really important.
You have got to pay more attention, Yong.
Safety first.
Yong, turn right now and then
make a u-turn right here
Here! Here! Here! Right here!
I can't turn here, Ngek.
What the hell you are talking about?
Turn right here. Just a sec.
Why don't you get out here'
and walk across the street.
No, bullshit.
What the damn advice!
I could get hit by damn car.
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
I'll get out and move it.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Hurry up, Yong. They've all stopped.
Quick! Quick! Think about these people!
Go! Go! Go!
Yong, open the trunk.
And Yong, don't forget to get
the salted fish from work.
They're really salty.
Oak)!
I know. I gotta go to work. Okay.
Mr. Yongyuth,
your sales
have been falling for months.
I don't want to complain to you
but your job is sales.
And you have got to SELL!!!
That's the only thing that counts.
Okay, we'll talk about this later
I just wanted to tell you
I closed the Hong Kong sale, sir.
Oh.. very good, Pim.
That's the breast...
sorry, I mean
the best of the month.
Come on, let's talk in my office.
Yongyuth, you can go now
I'll talk to you later.
Hey! Why are you coming home so late?
Why didn't you call me?
Here!
You asked me to buy this.
I asked you,
"Why you came home so late?"
Why didn't you call me?
I was stuck at work.
There was an unexpected meeting, Ngek.
What damn meeting goes this late?
Well, okay, if you really want to know...
I was just about to head home.
Then my boss came to my office
and said he wanted to see me.
But in the end,
he just wanted to confront me.
And, we argued
until we were blue in the face.
He was all over me aggressively.
So I responsed to him aggressively.
And we wouldn't stop.
Once he finished one topic
but he still wanted to continue.
I was ready to go, so, I asked him,
"Is it urgent?
If not, can we talk later?
But he kept it up.
After we finished that heated argument,
things got hot again.
You first
I first...
When it was all over,
I was drained, and I almost passed out.
So, why are your meetings
at work so explosive?
Oh yes,
They can be very explosive!
I've got to take a shower now.
I'm totally spent.
Hello,
So, why did u leave
without saying goodbye?
You didn't forget that tomorrow's
my birthday, did you?
Boss, is that you? Sir,
it's late. How can I help you?
Your wife's there, right?
Umm... Boss,
lets talk about it tomorrow.
I'll come and see you.
My boss says he really needs to
talk business with me.
I don't know what he's on about.
I'm going to have a shower.
Hello, Mr. Lee.
Why does that dog always have
to shit in front of my house?
Every day I have to clean it up.
Yong, where are you going!
I have to go and see my boss.
Didn't you hear me discussing it
on the phone last night?
So, why are you taking the dog with you?
For my boss.
He told me he wanted a puppy.
Good. .good. .good.
Go live with the boss and you'll be fine.
You'll be fine, Siew Pang
Hey! Wait! Give me a second to get ready,
and I will come with you.
Hang on! Where are you going?
I need to go to the temple,
and I'll take "Siew Pang" with me.
I need to pray.
Before I got the dog.
I spoke to the Gods.
Now that we're giving the dog away
I need to speak with them again.
Go tell them yourself!
No! Siew Pang has to come with me!
But l'm in a hurry.
Wait right here!
Soy-Miew! Soy-Miew!
Go and take care of the snacks for me,
will you?
Hey! You're going to be looked after
by someone.
It makes me horny just talking about it.
Siew Pang,
Hey! You're going to be looked after
by someone... very sexy and beautiful.
It makes me horny just thinking about it!
I hope it's a good home,
and you're safe, Siew Pang.
Be careful! Be careful!
Stop...!
Ma'am, are you all right?
I.I can't handle it.
Just stay calm.
Don't worry about me.
Worry about yourself!
Shit!
That's a load off my chest.
You drove through a traffic light.
That was a red light
You could see it quite clearly,
and drove straight through.
But I haven't gone through the red light,
Officer.
You drove over the line,
I can see it right here!
Just a little bit, Officer.
Event a little bit,
but you still broke the law!
It's not even 10 inches!
What? Not 10 inches.
What Not 10 inches.
You want me to measure it? Okay.
I'll measure it.
Look,
it's more than 15 inches.
Hey! Where are you going?
Happy birthday to you...
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you...
You're late again.
I've been a little busy.
Hello Miss Pim.
This is a gift for you from Mr.
Krisnachai.
Is this okay?
Thank you.
Who sent it?
(only you can make me up)
Only you can make me...
Who sent it?
Mr. Krisnachai.
Who's that?
One of the company's clients.
What sort of client
sends presents like these?
He has asked me to marry him.
What?
Marry? Are you crazy?
Why did you let him propose?
I want to get married.
I want to have a family
and be happy like other women.
But we're happy now, aren't we?
Happy? Having to live a secret life?
Is that what you call happiness?
What did you say to him?
Mr. Lee has invited me to a party tonight.
And I'll meet his mother.
Can I go with you?
Excuse me for interrupting you.
May I invite Mr. Krisnachai
Weerayapongpaiboon to open the dance floor.
He is not only a successful
Hong Kong businessman,
but also our most eligible bachelor.
How about a round of applause.
You look very beautiful tonight.
Thanks.
I didn't realise there'd
be so many guests.
Oh, no.
It's just a small party
for my mom's oldest friends.
Madam, would you care to dance?
You mean, me? Is that proper?
Come on. Come on.
Surprise!
Excuse me.
May I cut in?
You know,
I don't like that Lee at all.
Do you know? He's all over you?
You're crazy,
No-one else thinks like you.
But he'd like to be I know
So what?
You should do that to Ms. Kanda,
and then we'll be even.
Mother!
What the hell did you do that for?
Shit! Shit!
He even got to make love my dog.
Thanks for bringing me home.
Do you think I could have a cup of coffee?
Of course.
Come in.
Make yourself at home.
Thank you.
Coffee.
Thanks.
I'm sorry about what happened tonight.
Never mind.
It was an accident,
and my mother was not hurt.
But I get the feeling your "uncle
doesn't like me very much.
No. It's just that
Yong...
I mean my "uncle
is very protective of me.
Having a niece as beautiful as you,
that's understandable.
In seven days
I'll go back to Hong Kong.
If you agree,
we could get married in Hong Kong.
I haven't made a decision yet.
Never mind.
I will wait 7 days for your decision.
I'm going to go now.
How could you do that, Pim?
Why? What did I do?
You let him kiss you like that!
I have the right to make my
own decisions, don't I?
And u have a decision to make too.
Whether you've going to be with me
or your wife?
You have to leave your wife in 7 days...
7 days only to leave your wife...
...if you want to be with me.
We spoke for only a few moments.
So why do I dream
and long for your smile?
Something happened and I need to know,
What changed me so?
Maybe I was hypnotized
by the look in your eye.
Or Cupid's arrow blinded me with love.
Now I'm taken over and lost in confusion.
I want to love, but I want to forget.
Everything has changed because of you.
In seven days.
If you haven't finish with your wife,
we're finished.
Hey, you're pressing all over the place!
I can tell from your face.
Either a fortune teller's told
you that you're going to die,
or you're having woman troubles...
...Is it your wife or your mistress?
My name is Leng.
I'm Yong.
Here's looking at you.. Cheers!
So, I guess it must be woman troubles then,
Yea bro.
The wife or the mistress?
The mistress.
I want to live with her,
She's just... like a sex goddess.
A sex goddess?
Absolutely.
What about your wife?
Hey, it's nothing.
Just leave her.
Leave her?
Leave her.
Really... Leave her?
Absolutely... Leave her.
You mean, leave her for real?
When she's passed her expiration date,
throw her out?
You mean I should leave her?
You bet! Cheer
Here's to dumping my wife - tonight
Ngek.
I must leave you. I must.
I must!
I must!
Ngek.
I have to talk to you.
And you need to listen.
From tomorrow, u and me... we're finiiii
If you ever leave her,
I will come back to haunt you.
This marriage must last forever.
Don't leave her!
Sir, would you like a snack?
Little girl, how about a snack?
No? They're delicious.
5 Baht worth please.
Here I
Huh..."Salty".
What a hell?
The little shit hasn't
even tasted it and he said it's salty.
Sir, you want a snack?
Nah! "salty! "
What,. .is he crazy?
Saying that our snacks are salty,
Ooh... right there Soy Miew. Oh!
Ngek, I'm going to work.
Wait, Yong!
What time did you get home last night?
I came back after eight.
I saw you were asleep
I didn't want to wake you up.
Hold on, Yong!
Last night, I had a really strange dream.
I dreamed of your dad.
What did you dream, Ngek?
It was just a dream.
But I think I should make an offering
to his spirit.
Maybe he's hungry
and needs something to eat.
Then afterwards I dreamed that you woke me up,
like you wanted to say something to me.
Yong!
What?
You forgot to zip up your fly.
Why did you stop, Pim?
No! A deal's a deal.
Leave your wife first.
Otherwise, forget it.
Pim..Pim!
Pim..
So, I guess that really messed
with his head, right?
It's a very completed plan,
but you might have bitten off
more than you can chew.
That dumb ass...
What he has got anyway?
I don't know.
Do you have to have a reason
to love someone?
What about Mr. Lee?
What are your plans for him?
Hey, bro'!
Hey, Leng!
Huh, you look like you're having fun.
What happened to you?
What do you think happened to me?
Look at this face!
I got in a bit of a scrape.
I had a hassle with some local hoods
near my home.
They wound up with a trip in an ambulance,
and I ended up with this.
But how's that other little matter.
Have you sorted it out yet?
What
Don't tell me you're scared of your wife.
Hey! Leng,
what do you take me for?
I couldn't bring myself to tell her...
...because I promised my father
I would never leave or divorce her.
You're a good guy.
That shows respect - real respect!
Cheers. Very impressive.
But I want to live with Pim.
What exactly did you swear to your father?
That I would never leave my wife.
In that case,
your Wife will have to leave you.
You'll have to be really bad.
Do everything she hates.
Do things she wouldn't think
you could possibly do.
Make her hate your guts.
Yong, come and eat.
Disgusting!
I can't stomach this shit anymore.
I've put up with this crap for seven years!
I'm not going to take it any more.
Have you been drinking?
Yeah!
Did you just forget that the doctor
said you shouldn't drink alcohol?
And do you have any idea
how much those bowls cost?
What're you going to do about it?
Oh... So you think you can get
drunk and beat up your wife.
So, what happened then?
I blamed the alcohol.
Eventually she stopped beating me.
Well.., women are like liquor.
And makes you feel good at the time,
but later you feel like shit.
Cheers!
Bro', who are all these guys?
I've known them for ages.
They're here to help us brainstorm.
I've had an idea.
What if we find someone who will screw her?
Then we take pictures to
blackmail her into leaving me.,
Great, Yong.
You'd know that spy cam stuff
is really popular now
Here...
a picture of my wife.
Do you know her?
There's only one guy that can do this...
Ong!
Come on!
Wait! Ong, take off your glasses.
If I take my glasses off,
how the hell can I see?
Don't be stupid!
Let's go!
Leng, can you take the photos please?
Why don't you do it yourself?
If they don't come out, you'll blame me.
Come on! Help me out.
Yong! Don' 1!
Don't! Don't! Who are you?
Don't do that to me. No! No! Help!
Leng, shall we?
Take it easy. Just wait a bit.
No! Don't hurt me!
Get out.
Go! Go!
What happened?
That bastard was gonna rape me.
It's a shame you came in,
otherwise I would have killed him.
Damn...
Did you get attached by that Ngek
or a pack of Rottweilers?
Stop wailing, Ong.
What the hell are you crying about?
Calm down.
Shut up, or I'll really give you
something to cry about.
I'm serious!
Does anyone else have any ideas?
If so, let's hear them.
Well..I've got an idea.
Ngek, there's something
I need to tell you.
The last seven years with you
have been good years
But now I know what's missing in my life.
All this time, I never really loved you.
I love he...r
Hello, baby!
He doesn't love you any more.
He loves Minnie
We love each other so much that
we even kiss each other's ass,
don't we baby?
Yes darling.
Kiss
Why won't you kiss me?
What's wrong with me?
Are there any other ideas?
Let's hope so.
Hello.
Yong, when are you coming home?
I'll be back soon.
I need you to get me some things
as an offering to the Gods.
Write it down.
It' the old bag...
the old bag.. What?
You need to get black jelly,
black custard, black chicken.
Black sticky rice,
black liquor, black beans,
black sesame seeds and black cloth.
You sure you don't want a black cat too?
What would I want that for?
Never mind.
Don't forget anything, Yong.
That's all.
Orders... Orders. I don't know why
she keeps making theses offerings.
Your wife is very religious.
I got one, how about this plan?
You did it wrong every time, Ngek.
Everything has to be black.
Yong, where are you going?
I'm going to go see a client.
You just breeze in and breeze out!
And when will you be back?
Tonight.
What else do you want?
Go to get the incense burner.
Right
Yong! Yong! Tomorrow, there's going to be
a birthday party for my dad.
May God bless us.
May there be nothing to destroy my family.
May God bless us.
Bad luck, be gone from here!
Bad health and bad fortune,
depart from this place.
Bad luck, be gone from here!
Bad health and bad fortune,
depart from this place.
Hey! What are you doing in my house?
Your face has a shadow upon it.
There's a dark line of fate running
down between your eyes.
As black as hell. Your skin is pale,
and your cheeks bloodless
These are signs of great misfortune
in your life.
Look at you!
There is a dark cloud, over your entire being
which is controlling your fate.
Let me guess, last night you
faced great danger. Right?
Hey... How did you know?
You are dead right!
I have no idea how the
rabid mongrel got in - luckily,
my husband came in,
so that bastard took off.
But, I saw two assholes running away.
They both were ugly little creatures!
Now, now. It's never
good to curse others.
But hey fortune teller,
those ugly little things..
Hey! That's enough!
Do you want me
to read your fortune or not?
I don't know who you blame to.
If you want, shut up!
And tell me your birthday and
your husband's birthday.
Mine is on 9th January, 1962,
the year of the Tiger,
and my husband's is on 13th September 1961,
the year of the Ox.
Ah, now I see.
You are the Tiger and he is the Ox.
And, the Tiger eats the Ox.
If this year you stick with your husband,
he WILL die!
Fortune teller, how can talk about death to me.
Do you want to die?
You are lying. We are a happy couple.
How can you curse us like that.
I just told you the facts.
Let's wait and see,
tonight your husband will get sick.
And tonight, he is going to
wake up and howl like a dog.
That's not all.
He will pee just like a dog too.
That's because the star of misfortune
always wreaks havoc as it passes
through the foul mouthed...
The year of the dog.
The things you said
before were just a fluke.
Why don't you tell me the truth.
Do you want to break us up?
You look down on me,
I will prove you wrong little truth.
You will learn.
I know everything from heaven to hell.
Your husband's name is Yongyuth.
Your name is Kim Ngek.
Your husband has a mole
on his right but cheek.
And you have a mole on your thing.
How do you know
I have a mole on my knee?
I'll give you three pieces of advice.
Don't complain.
Don't yell.
And don't abuse your husband.
If you do,
your husband's sickness will get worse.
And if you live together
under the same roof,
your husband will be dead
within three days.
Goodbye.
Hold On, hold on, what's your name?
Leng...
Socialites call me "Leng the Soothsayer".
Can I have your number?
Damn!
Ronnarit..
Television and electrical appliance repairs,
Today brings great misfortune.
As the tiger devours the ox,
so relationships are consumed.
A seven year partnership will end.
Your presence will threaten
the life of your husband.
Pim!
I'll pick you up for dinner tomorrow.
---Yong.
Hello, Leng.
Hey, man! about that other business...
You don't do shit;
you're on the phone all day.
Are you rich?
I wanna kick the shit out of you.
Did you do the laundry like I ask you too.
You wanna try me, don't you?
Hello, Leng! Leng! Hello, Leng! Leng!
Leng, who was that?
The volume was too high on the TV.
About that business,
I have taken care of it already.
All you have to do tonight is get out of bed
and then get down on all fours,
and then howl, and most importantly
you have to
lift your leg and pee like a dog.
Do you understand?
I really have to do that?
Are you going to talk yourself to death?
Stop asking questions. Just do it.
That's it.
Hello. Leng...
Leng
It' me darling, dearest,
love of my life...
Yong!
Sweetheart.
I made you a special breakfast.
Sit up slowly..
Are you feeling sick, Yong?
You're coughing a lot.
I'm fine.
Eat up. Eat up.
I made you a special dish.
It's even got FIVE prawns.
Yong...are you alright?
I'm fine. I have to go to work.
I'm late already.
What? Will you be alright to work?
You're coughing so much.
Are you sure you're up to it?
I'll be okay..
Yong, did you have a weird dream
last night?
What dream? No, I didn't dream at all.
Can you come home quickly,
so we can go to my dad's house,
For what?
It's my dad's birthday.
I told you.
Don't you remember?
Shit!
Hey! You've stopped coughing!
Ngek,
when did you tell me?
I don't know anything about this.
And today I'm busy.
You go by yourself.
Don't you dare...
I'll give you three bits of advice.
Don't complain.
Don't yell.
And don't abuse your husband.
If you do,
your husband's sickness will get worse.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Anyway, about tonight,
you have to come.
Please come.
Please come with me, Yong,
Pleas come. Please!
Yong.. please... please...
please come with me...
please...
Okay...okay. Alright.
Alright. I'll clear away the bowl.
And tonight, we'll go to the party together.
Mom...Dad...how are you'
Here we are!
Help me take this stuff.
Help me take them.
Dad' Morn'
Hey, kids! You've grown up, haven't you?
What's wrong with Yong?
Ngek, I really have to go to a doctor
and get some medicine.
You wait here.
Wait! Can I go with you?
No. You stay here.
I won't be long.
Yong!
Poor boy!
I think he is really sick.
He seems to be in a hurry.
I feel so sorry for him.
If your luck's been bad recently,
you'll have to turn it around.
He's been acting really strange lately.
He hasn't been himself.
I cant stand it any longer, morn.
You're his wife.
You have to try to be patient.
How long have you been together now?
It's seven years, isn't it?
If you can get passed this,
everything will be fine.
Westerners call it "the seven year itch"
And another thing,
don't let yourself go.
You have to keep yourself attractive to him.
Look at me,
I've been living with
your dad for more than thirty years,
but there's never been a single day
he's been bored with me,
or more to the point,
not a single night.
"Gone to dinner with Mr. Lee.
Don't worry."
Hello.
Yong, did you see the doctor?
Yes.
What did the doctor say?
Is it serious?
Nothing serious.
I just have to take some medicine.
Okay. If you're feeling alright,
please hurry back.
My morn and dad and family
are waiting for you.
Okay. I'm on my way.
Hi, I need some medicine.
What's wrong?
Headache.
Is it bad?
Not really. Quickly.
Here I
Are you a pharmacist?
Of course I am.
Okay, how much?
50 Baht.
Let's eat. It's delicious.
Let's eat.
This is really delicious.
Yong, try this vegetable soup.
This soup is delicious.
You don't need to come along..
I can go by myself
What? What did you say?
Nothing.
Thank you. I'm fine.
Are you sure you're alright?
It's broken again
It's too bad.
I've worn them for a long time
but it would be sad to throw them away.
The new ones won't feel the same
as the old ones.
Why can't you just get a new pair..
Stingy family!
I'm happy to see that you and
Ngek still love each other.
I'm bored shit less.
I want to see Ngek happy.
But me, I'm miserable
The day that I was most upset was
when I promised your father...
...that my daughter would marry you.
What?
Ngek never wanted to marry you.
I made her do it.
But now, I'm glad that
I chose the right man for her.
That'll do. Let's go.
Sorry, the number you have dialed
can not be connected.
Yong...
Am I sexy?
Yong! Are you alright?
Where's your medicine?
I'll get it for you, Yong.
In the cupboard.
Hold on...wait a minute.
Your pills?...
There are so many
Are you going to take them all?
I'm going to take them all.
Yong.
Do I really bring you bad luck?
Pim, will you have dinner with me tonight?
No, I am busy.
Good dream...good dream...
or bad dream.
I had a strange dream last night.
Busy! Do you have date with Me Lee?
Mr. Lee asked me to buy a present
for his mom's birthday.
So you are getting close pretty fast.
Well, you don't have time for me.
Yesterday you had an appointment
with me but you didn't come.
Are you alright in there?
No...no! I'm fine.
But, I just heard a man's voice.
Is there a guy in here?
Er .No
Well, be careful.
There are a lot of horny guys
around these days miss.
Right.
Is there anything else?
So if I haven't got anything to say
I can't talk to you?
You're trying to start an argument.
I just wanted to talk to you,
and you think
I'm trying to start an argument?
What about you, eating with Mr. Lee?
Isn't that worse?
So, you have already slept with him,
right?
Hello.
May I speak to Mr Krisnachai, please?
Please give Pim back to me.
You don't believe me. Right?
Look, it's hers.
This is hers.
This is also hers.
It's my favorite
A guy like you can find many beautiful women.
Please, leave her
because she is not yours.
She's mine.
Mr. Yong
I can't help you with that.
But, more importantly.
She doesn't belong to anyone.
Neither you or 1.
So what are you going to do, Ngek?
The fortune-teller said it is the only way
to save his life...
Morn.
I'm going to leave him.
Or, should I ask the fortune-teller
if there is another way.
So, you have slept with the bastard already,
Right?
Pim! Pim! It's me.
I know you're in there.
Pim, I'm sorry.
Pim, can you hear me?
Pim, I've got good news.
My wife has left me.
Can you hear me?
Please don't lie to me any more.
I'm not lying.
She has really left me.
Let's have a "private meeting"?
You're crazy.
C'mon.
Wait...I can arrange it for you.
I want a special meeting.
Very special.
It's going to be special.
How was that? Did you like that?
Yong!
Yong!
Yong!
You're hot.
Your hands are hot too.
I will cool u down
and you will get better soon!
Who is it?
Oh! Oh-mi Gawd!
Who do you want to see?
We heard Mr. Yong was sick and in hospital.
The company send me
as their representative.
Come in.
Yong, you've got visitors.
Mr. Yong. Are you OK.?
Er...ah.. I'm okay.
I brought something for you.
These flowers are from the boss
I'll put them in a vase.
This is bird's nest soup,
a herbal remedy from me and my friends
I'll open it for you.
You can't eat that. It's too sweet.
Your diabetes!
Just a little bit.
It won't hurt him.
I'm his wife.
I know what he can and can't eat.
But this bird's nest is good for his health.
No, you can't.
Just a littlie bit.
Yes!
No!
Just a little bit.
No!
Just a little bit.
I've brought some hot soup.
Wow! A beautiful, sexy woman,
makes me horny.
Pim, It's time to go back to... Go!
Er...Pim, please remind "the boss"
about my promise.
I will come through.
Ok...bye bye.
Here.. Yong.
Thanks, Soi Miew.
Who was she
She is a colleague.
How about the other one?
Her husband, I guess.
Uh...! That upstart...
she knows better than me?
That bird's nest soup has a lot of sugar.
And, you can't eat it.
Soy Miew, take this bird's
nest soup away and sell it.
No-one knows anything.
If you eat it, you will die!
Be careful! Yong!
Take it easy. Wait, Yong
I'm alright. I'm alright.
Be careful, Yong.
I'm just whipped.
Am I talking too loud?
Take it easy, Yong.
Is this Leng the Soothsayer's house?
No!
No! How can it be.
The name card says this if his house.
Er.. Wait a sec.
Leng! There's a woman here to see you.
Who is it?
I don't know.
She looks familiar.
Er...You look familiar too.
You're in the front.
If you don't know, how can I know?
Who is it?
Oh... it's you. Why are you here?
Fortune-teller, my husband is acting weird,
just like you predicted.
I'm really worried.
It's my fault. I did not believe you.
Can you help my husband?
Please, give me some good advice.
It's not difficult.
You just have to leave your husband.
That's all.
Er. But...
But I don't want to leave him.
If you don't leave your husband,
he will die.
It's so simple. Don't you understand?
But...
I.. I cant live without him.
For the last seven years,
I have wanted to see his face everyday.
I have wanted to cook him breakfast
everyday,
even though he's been so busy
with his meetings,
and he comes home late everyday.
But, I understand what he's doing.
He's doing it for our family.
You know what?
I don't want him to work as hard as he is.
I want to spend more time with him.
Fortune-teller. You are so clever.
You have another answer. Right?
Tell me, I'll do anything you say.
For him to survive and I won't leave him.
Please help me.
Fortune-teller. I will do ANYTHING.
Fortune-teller.
I would give up my life for him
if I had too.
Run.. You have to run.
Why run?
Just run!
Er.I see.
Your husband is an Ox.
An Ox eats straw.
You have to build an effigy out of straw
Then, you have to put something
that belongs to your husband in it.
Carry the effigy and run away
from your house.
While you are running,
slash your sword and
scream to chase away the evil spirits.
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Leave my Husband.
You must carry the effigy
to a cliff by the sea and
burn it before sunset tomorrow.
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Leave my Husband!
I said 'sweet' not 'meat'.
'Sweet', understand?
No! Not 'meat'. Sweet! Oh, forget it!
Soy Miew, where's Ngek?
She said she would pick me up
from the hospital.
I waited for ages but she never showed up.
What a witch!
I'm going to chase the evil spirits
out of you.
And, I guarantee you will get better soon.
Chase the evil spirits away!
What evil spirits?
Oh! Does that mean
she's not going to lea..v.?
When did she go, Soy-Miew?
A long time ago.
Oooh! That's great baby!
Do it faster.
Hey! Why did you tell her
to do all that stuff?
I pitied her.
You pitied my wife? Pity your own wife!
Don't you screw up my wife.
You think I screwed up your wife.
Okay,
I will stay out of your life forever.
I'm angry. I'm sorry.
Can I take it out on you?
I'm giving it all I got.
And, my legs are about to fall asleep.
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
Traffic is still very congested.
There's news coming in
of a lady apparently...
...running thought the traffic
shouting and creating chaos.
You should be careful
because she's armed with a large sword.
She could be an escaped mental patient
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
She could be an escaped mental patient
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
Hello.
It' hard to believe that
Bangkok is so beautiful.
Perhaps, it's just because it's dark.
It will be the same again tomorrow.
Tomorrow is the seventh day.
Can't I have a bit more time?
How about we run away and...
...start a new life together?
If you truly love me.
I'll see you 6:00 PM,
tomorrow at the airport.
It's your last chance.
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
Yong, wake up. Wake up.
Do you know what time it is.
You can't spend the whole day in bed!
Yong, wake up.
Okay, I know Ngek.
The Hubby Battle Thai Lady's Mission:
everything's for her man.
Kim Ngek Role Model for Thai Wives;
Running for the sake of her husband.
Women Supporters Keeping Fingers Crossed
as Kim Ngek's races 100 Km. to save her hubby
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
Stay away from my husband!
All night and all day the
woman has been running...
...through the streets in an attempt to
rid her husband of evil spirits.
Some say she's mad,
others say she's under the influence of drugs.
But still she persists in running.
Let's try and talk to her.
Excuse me, madam.
Can we ask what has driven you do this?
In my life, I have only one husband.
If he died, I wouldn't know how to live..
Evil sprite be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband!
A woman can do like this...
...
Soy Miew
Soy Miew
Soy Miew
Ngek still hasn't come back?
Not yet.
I've thought about this moment.
A life without you.
Left alone with my thoughts forever.
Is this what my heart seeks?
Is this what my soul
has been searching for?
A life without you is a life
with something missing.
I packed all my memories away in a box.
Remembering is too painful.
I saw a photo of the trip we made.
And every glance is agony.
Your voice, so familiar,
is now silent.
The words we spoke have faded
in the wind.
And now I really know.
It's you, only you who I need at my side.
Not until today did I know
that it was you.
Without you the world is empty,
and I say to myself,
So this is a world without you!
Now that I have lost you,
I know how much you meant.
Only today and only alone I finally know.
It's you, only you who I need at my side.
Not until today
did I know that it was you.
Without you the world is empty,
and I say to myself,
So this is the world without you
Ooh Oh...
I'm sorry for what I have to do.
I'm sorry.
I'll give you all my belongings.
My car is at the Airport parking lot.
Please take care of Soy-Miew too.
How much?
Now to the story of Mrs. Kim Ngek
Our reporter has been following
her since yesterday.
Evil spirits be gone! Depart!
Get out of my husband.
Right now,
there is a new movement called...
...Fight for your husband'
to promote marital strength.
We will be bringing you the story
in greater detail.
Under the sun,
Kim Ngek is still running.
We'll follow her closely.
How awesome! Running for a husband.
She's continuously running without a rest.
She said she must run to
improve her husband fortune.
To the ends of the Earth,
and the farthest heavens
To the end of the universe,
past the sun and the moon,
I will always be there.
I'll walk a path of thorns
to reach your heart.
If only you will love me true,
I'll never turn away.
I'll climb the tallest mountain,
and brave the wind and rain
Though the journey lasts an eternity
my strength will never die.
Waiting for the day you come back to me
My heart will be sure.
For a strong heart knows no bounds of time.
One day we promised love,
and I never will forget.
Oh my sweet love, my love is just for you.
Evil spirits,
Depart Out of my husband!
Has anyone got a lighter?
Who's got one?
Even at this very last stage.
Ngek is struggling against all odds
A strong wind is preventing her
from getting the fire started.
A lighter couldn't be found
among the crowd of followers.
But Ngek looks determined to fight on.
At last, Ngek seems close to her goal.
She's finally got a match
to start her fire.
Be careful!
Be careful protect it.
Protect it. It's so windy.
It's so windy. Slowly. Slowly.
Oh my God!
Please get rid of all evil spirits
from my husband.
So what's your plan now, Mrs. Kim Ngek?
I'm going home to see my husband.
And we are going to take Mrs.
Ngek home to her husband in the news helicopter.
We'll get her there
in less than twenty minutes.
What kind of driving is that?
You're not fit to ride a bicycle!
Damn it!
You want a piece of me
Come on!
Will you give up?
What's going on?
Wait! Wait! Calm down. Calm down.
I will take care of this.
Tell me what happened?
Officer! Officer!
Hold it right there, or I'll shoot!
Help me, please.
Help how?
You! What are you doing here?
I got a message from someone.
Loving your wife
and being true to your wife.
Is the right thing
is a police officer's duty.
I will help you in any way I can.
Officer! Be careful!
I love you!
Stop. Stop here.
Wait. Please wait a sec.
Follow her!
Thank you so much.
You've been very kind.
I'll be going now.
Yong!
What are you doing?
You scared me, Soy Miew.
Don't ask. I have no time to explain.
Just stand back.
It's a long way down.
Shit!
What did I do that for?
Yong!
Ngek, there's a letter for you.
Ngek, a letter.
Give it to me
It's for Ngek.
Give it to me.
It's for Ngek.
It's mine. Soy-Miew.
Soy Miew, give it to me.
Yong!
You look fine.
Are you feeling better?
Are you fine? Yong!
Yong!
Yong! Don't cry, Yong.
I'll stay with you forever, Yong.
Damn it! Excuse me madam
could you say to me
where Kim Ngek's house is?
Yes. Where "Kim Ngek's house" is?
No. I'm asking you
where Kim Ngek's house is.
You don't have to ask me.
Sol ask where is it, and you answer...
The house? Yes, where is it?
Lady!
Why have you got whipped cream?
You'll find out soon enough.
Ngek, I will buy you a washing machine.
So, you won't damage your hands.
Stop teasing me.
Yong!
Do you like it?
I do. I really do.
Don't tease me
What happened to the lights, Yong?
Never mind, Ngek.
A blackout can be very romantic.
You're crazy.
But you make me so horny!
Yong, don't!
Yong!
Yong!
Yong! Shit!
So what keeps Ngek and I together?
Well, I don't know
if it's what they call love.
For me, it's kind of like breakfast.
We all know it's important.
But sometimes we still skip it
But if I want to find happiness in my life,
now I know where to find it.
Excuse me,
Yong's here already.
Soy Miew, how are Ngek and the baby?
They just woke up.
Yong! Really?
Ngek, you're up already?
Of course.
How's our baby girl?
How is she?
She is a perfect baby.
Let me see her. Can I hold her?
Yes, but carefully.
I know, I know.
Hey, baby, baby.
If she wakes up and is hungry
will I get a special show?
Yong, you're just too much!
Is she hungry
Come on! I'll do it.
Give her to me.
Give her to me. Come on!
Oh-mi gawd, indeed!