8000 Ft Up (2022) Movie Script
1
I knew y'all was gonna be
trouble the second I picked
y'all up.
What you gonna do with that, old man?
Hey!
What's up, Marcy?
"What's up, Marcy?"
I need those bloody Warren files.
I know, I know.
I was gonna finish them when I get back.
Get back from where?
I planned a little vacation.
Vacation? When we allowed you to
work remotely,
that didn't mean you
could make your
own bloody schedule.
Okay.
Files are sent.
Don't you hang
up until I have them.
You know, I need a break, Marcy.
Okay?
We all need a
break. Still no files.
It has to go to outer space and back.
Give it a chance!
Don't you dare
get short with me.
I've got your bollocks in a vice.
I allowed
you to move to Arizona.
You'll get your precious files. Calm down.
And Marcy, you have a nice day.
Do you follow that hashtag, #vanlife?
No, I don't follow it,
but I know what it is.
Shelby, you have to follow it.
It's amazing.
You're dreaming of van life?
Yeah. Literally.
I'm literally dreaming
of just having this life.
I've got the time.
Yes. And responsibilities.
Oh, screw responsibilities.
I'm 23. I should be out
doing adventurous stuff.
"Adventurous stuff?"
Maybe I should go to Vegas.
Hold that thought. I gotta go.
Wait.
What?
It's work.
That... is what I'm talking about.
Hello.
I'm on vacation.
Congratulations on the purchase
of your Camp Maker tent.
Should we build this tent, Sarah?
Let's get it done.
What?
Damn.
Perfect.
Grown man. Can't even screw a cap on.
That's right.
With the Camp Maker tent,
camping has never been this easy.
Are you serious?
Are YOU serious?
You weren't even paying attention!
You're jamming up my zen.
Hey.
Hey, I'm sorry.
It's no excuse, but...
I'm just having the worst day.
I'm sorry.
Apology not accepted.
I'm kidding.
Mellow out.
I'm Silas.
Willow.
I'm sorry. Did you say Willow?
Yeah.
Willow.
I've never met a Willow before.
You gonna pick that up?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
I was going to.
You camping, or just out for a hike?
Camping.
Isn't it great how you can come out here?
The air is so fresh...
And it's so peaceful.
I love it.
Yeah, it's... it's great.
So you headed back,
back to the campsite or?
Yep.
Do you mind if I walk with you?
You a creep?
I guess it depends on who you ask.
You from Tucson?
I just moved out here
for, for a fresh start.
You really should be drinking water.
I know.
My water jug spilled all over my bag.
Everything got soaked.
My clothes, my shoes,
even my journal.
I would not take you
for the journaling type.
Oh, yeah?
What does a "journaling
type" look like to you?
Not like you.
Well, once my school counselor-
Hey.
Can you take some pictures of me?
Yeah, sure. Why not?
Thanks.
I never get pictures
of me besides selfies,
so it would be nice to
mix it up, you know?
Yeah, of course.
Okay, go ahead.
All right.
Can you...
Can you take like a ton more,
and move around me as you do?
Alright.
Sorry. Your phone's frozen.
Perfect!
So you do a lot of yoga?
I try to. It's great for
mobility and clearing my head.
Like my journaling.
What do you do?
I work for a private equity firm.
You're a hedge fund manager?
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah?
You rich?
I... That's a little personal.
That's a "No."
I've never wanted to be rich.
Independence is sexy.
You married?
No.
Nah. I'm single.
Yeah...
What about you? Are you... are you married?
No, I'm not married.
In fact, I don't even want
a relationship.
I just wanna live it up now,
because someday I won't be able to.
What...?
What's he doing?
I don't know, but I...
I think I saw him hitchhiking
on my way up here.
Hey!
Wait.
That's my tent!
I know you.
You almost hit me down
on the road back there.
You know, a pretty little thing like you
ought not to do that.
It might rub someone the wrong way.
Hey.
Listen man, we're
just here to relax, okay?
We don't want any trouble.
You're just...
here to relax.
I'm just playing.
I'm just joking. It was a joke.
It was a joke. Sorry.
Asshole.
What was that, road dog?
She didn't say anything.
You sure about that?
Why don't you ask your little girlfriend?
She's not my -I'm not his
girlfriend.
I'm just here to relax!
What a freak.
Is everything cool?
Seems like it, as far as I can tell.
And my stuff doesn't reek,
so that's a good sign.
Right?
I don't wanna leave him
alone with all my stuff.
Hmm.
You know, we should probably
move our camps together.
You know, safety in numbers.
You would not believe how long it took me
to get this tent up.
I could get my stuff
and bring it back here.
Okay.
Okay.
So this is your car, huh?
Yep.
Where's your tent?
Ta-da!
You sleep in your car?
Where's the fun in that?
It's the best sleep I've ever had.
Hey, um...
Would you like a cup
of coffee later on tonight?
That sounds good. Yeah.
I'll get the fire going.
Oh, come on. That's totally cheating.
Listen, water bottle.
"Water bottle?"
You literally have no room to talk,
Mister Soggy Panties.
"Soggy panties."
Really?
I don't know.
Wow.
You're actually pretty good at that.
I'm good at a lot of things.
Hey, I don't have any cream or sugar,
so you're just gonna have to deal with it.
I love cowboy coffee.
What is that?
The coffee?
Who brings a French press camping?
Me, I guess.
So what brought you up here?
You say that like I don't
do this all the time.
You mentioned struggling with your tent.
I have a tent.
Pressure, I guess.
You ever feel like
you're just so tired
of all the crap around you?
Like you just want out of your own skin?
I do.
In fact, it's kind of
where I am right now.
I was telling my friend
this is the time in life for
adventure. You know? I don't
have a boyfriend or kids.
What?
What's that smile for?
I almost had a kid.
Oh, wow.
I was 17.
I really thought I was in love.
We both felt like it was gonna be a girl.
I wanted to name her Hannah.
It means "favor and grace."
And he said, why don't
we just call her Grace,
if that's what it means, anyway?
And then he moved to Perth
with this girl we both knew.
When he ghosted out like
that, my whole world just
faded.
But I wanted her.
I wanted her, and
I wanted him.
And I wanted a
wedding in the foothills
I wanted a cute house with
stupid fairy lights.
Why couldn't you still have those things?
I mean, right?
I'm not sure if I want
those things anymore.
Sorry, I didn't mean to
dump on you like that.
My mom thinks I'm crazy.
I wanna travel and post pictures.
I wanna inspire people.
The way people inspire me...
When I see people on these journeys
in these exotic places
it sounds cheesy, but I
care
about so much.
I care about people. I
care about the planet.
I care about my mom not finding out about-
and now I'm crying.
It's okay.
I didn't mean to pry.
Bet you didn't expect this?
I get it.
Not the baby part, but I have
a cell phone locked in my
glove compartment right now
because I want what you want.
Yeah.
Freedom.
Whatever form, whatever that looks like.
Why are you out here alone?
You're like a big shot and stuff.
Shouldn't you have a trophy wife by now?
Who says I don't have several?
Well, for starters, your shorts.
What's wrong with my shorts?
I'm serious.
I hate my life. I mean, I
mean, how much time do I have?
Alright.
You asked for it.
I'm up here because I hate
my boss and I hate my job.
Go on.
I'm up here because I
hate numbers and I chose
a field with all numbers.
Scream it.
I hate my job.
Louder.
I hate my job!
See? Didn't that feel good?
Yeah.
We should probably turn in.
Yeah, you're probably right.
I hope that creep hitched
his ass off the mountain.
Hey, you should probably play
it safe and just sleep
with me tonight.
Nice try.
You like that?
I got it from my "How to Sleep
with Hot Chicks" handbook.
It's a great read. You should read it.
Should I?
Thanks for tonight.
Thank me? Thank you.
My mom paid a lot of money
to a therapist to do what
you just did.
You know, if you need
anything, just holler.
I'm just, I'm right here.
Okay.
I'm a light sleeper.
Aaaaah!!!
Did you hear that?
Hear what?
You didn't hear that?
No.
It was so... weird.
Shh! shh!
It sounded awful.
Must be turkeys or something.
What?
I heard there's wild turkeys up here.
That was not a turkey.
Would you...
like me to go out and look?
You are not leaving me
here alone. Hell no.
I am sleeping right here.
And you are staying
back there, buster.
Oh no!
What's wrong?
What time is it?
I don't know. My phone's stashed
away, remember?
I've been up for a couple hours though.
Is that...?
Yep. Cowboy coffee.
You're my favorite.
So what was that "oh no" about?
I wanted to take some
sunrise yoga pictures,
but I missed it.
You hungry?
How do you take your eggs?
Scrambled, mister.
It's like we're married.
You snore, by the way.
I had to move back to my tent.
Figured I'd take my chances
with the killer turkey.
Hey, you know, I'm always up
early so I can make
sure you're up tomorrow.
That way I can take pictures for you.
You're very kind and yes,
that would be wonderful.
Morning y'all.
Oh, bacon!
Help yourself.
You know, that's kind of rude.
Is it?
What I think is kind of rude
is almost running me down
and flipping me off.
I did not flip you off.
You flipped me off.
I know that y'all
thinking we got
off on the wrong foot.
Was that you, last night?
Me, what?
No.
I was asleep like a baby.
Well.
I'm just down yonder
if y'all need anything.
He's such a freak, man.
Don't they have some
sort of patrol up here?
I don't know. Park rangers
maybe, but I haven't seen any.
Come on. Let's go for a hike.
Now?
It'll be fun. Good
chance to move your legs.
Stop using your brain.
Sure.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's go.
Let's go...
Pretty great, huh?
Yeah.
Back home we just got
graffiti and park benches
and bricks everywhere.
I told you a hike would be a good idea.
Back in college one time,
a couple buddies and I
we decided to go on this
camping trip.
We bought so much beer
thinking it was gonna be
a trip to remember.
A trip to remember, huh?
So what happened?
Well, it started off great.
I mean, you know, we rented a boat.
We found this tiny little
island we thought would
be perfect for camping.
I hear a "but" coming.
I mean, everything was going great.
You know, we drank
and fished and, you know,
we had a nice fire going.
But then all of a sudden a
huge thunderstorm rolled in,
started pouring on us like crazy.
There was a problem
because a tent had a tear
in the bottom.
So...
So water started seeping in.
Oh, no.
We didn't know what
to do at first, but
my buddy, Heath.
Your friend's name is seriously Heath?
Yeah.
So then Heath says, we
quickly have to dig a
trench around the tent.
I tried to stand,
but I was so wasted.
Oh man. I couldn't get up.
So what happened?
Well, I mean, he dug
the trench by himself.
Yeah?
It kept the water from pouring in.
There was a downside to
that because it started
getting cold.
That sounds miserable.
That's not even the
end of it, though.
The next morning when we
woke up, the boat was gone.
I know. It was like...
Who'd steal a boat?
And then. Well, we probably
didn't tie it well
enough last night,
so it kind of drifted out to
the other side of the lake.
So how did you end up getting it back?
Well, one of my buddies
is a great swimmer, so he
just swam across and brought it back.
Yeah.
So you didn't do anything.
Your friends did all the work.
Yeah, I... Yeah, I guess.
Hmm.
Never really thought about it.
At least you didn't make up a
bunch of stuff to sound macho.
Yeah. Yeah.
Right?
Your shoe's untied.
So I got in the pool. And I'm
swimming. I'm so excited.
But I had no idea my top came
off, but I was so confident.
Oh my. Yeah.
Hey!
Listen, I was just a little
ornery earlier, that's all.
So, I'm sorry for eating
all y'all's bacon.
Here I got something
for you here.
It's just a sandwich.
Turkey, I think.
It's turkey. Yeah.
I think here.
No thanks. I'll pass.
Alright.
What's his problem?
Is he still...?
Yeah, he is.
You know, when I was growing up,
my brother and I in Arkansas,
we go swimming all the time.
This one time
he got bit by a snake. Cottonmouth.
Big old fangs.
Oh.
Hey.
Hold on.
Anyway, you know,
we was on a trail like this one and
my brother thought it was a good idea to
stick his foot on down in tall grass.
Next thing you know, he's
hollering. A snake bit him!
We never even seen the dang snake.
How'd you know it was a
cottonmouth?
Don't talk to him.
See? So here's the thing.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Sometimes the most dangerous
things are right in front of
you, and you never notice
until it's too late.
Willow.
Yeah.
Yeah. Bye.
Y'all take care, now.
Be careful.
It's slippery.
What? Oh my...
Oh...
What?
It's blood!
Calm down.
It's gonna be alright.
I got this.
This doesn't make any...
Let's just get back to the campsite.
It'd be great if
you'd answer your phone.
For some stupid reason,
Warren says
he'll only talk to you.
Call Warren back.
Straighten this out.
And then call me back!
All right.
Hello?
Hello, Mister Warren? Silas Baker.
Where are you, young man?
Is everything all right?
I mean, Mister Warren, I...
I may be pulling every
dollar I've invested with
you clowns, first thing tomorrow.
Mister Warren, like I mentioned
the other day, once the market
stabilizes, you'll see that-
Your office at 9 AM
sharp. I'll wait five minutes.
No.
No?
No.
No, you will not be there?
I moved to Arizona.
I thought you came up here
to get away from work?
Didn't even see you there.
I'm sort of on thin ice
with a client right now,
and it's kind of hard
not to think about it.
I know something that'll
get your mind off work.
Really?
Like what?
We could tell each other ghost stories.
All right?
Sure. That'd be fun.
Alright.
Show me what you got.
Okay.
I just hope it doesn't make
you feel like you have
to sleep with the lights on.
Not too far from here. About 50 years ago,
a young couple got into an
argument earlier in the day,
they drove up this mountain
to talk and make up,
they pulled off at a lookout point.
And they sat in the
car listening to music,
looking out the windshield,
and they looked into each other's eyes
and they forgot what
their argument was about.
They kissed passionately,
and something hit the bumper
and shook the whole car!
What was it?
The guy gets out to see what
it was, while his girlfriend
begs him to just drive away.
He says it's going to be fine.
He just wants to check for damage.
So he pops the trunk to
look for his flashlight.
Hmm.
And he gets an eerie feeling,
like he's being watched.
He grabs the flashlight,
turns it on, and shines
it into the forest
and says "Who's there?"
But he sees nothing.
Huh...
He uses the flashlight to
look for damage on the bumper,
but he doesn't see any.
Yeah.
And he has a feeling that
he's being watched again.
He turns around so fast to
try to catch who's watching.
And again, there's nothing there.
All of a sudden his flashlight
goes out and he jumps in the
car to tell his girlfriend what happened.
But she's dead.
Dead?
She's covered in blood.
What the...?
He freaks out.
He looks in the rearview mirror,
sees that his face is covered in blood.
He uses his hands to cover his
eyes, and his mind floods
with memories from earlier that day.
He plays the argument
over again in his head.
His girlfriend is fed up and
she's about to leave him when
He beats her to death.
He puts her bloody corpse
in the passenger seat and
drives up the mountain
to dispose of her body.
Oh, that's gross.
He'd been driving around with
her bloody body buckled into
the front seat for hours.
And it was the cops waiting
in the forest to arrest him
because he was nuts.
Rumor has it...
The woman still roams these
mountains, looking for couples
who are fighting so she can
get revenge on the boyfriends.
You're joking, right?
Look, she's right over there.
Yeah. Right.
What? I don't see nothing.
Boo!
Why would you do that?
Your face!
I got you.
You didn't bring any ketchup?
No. But you brought champagne mustard
Mister French Press.
I wasn't exactly expecting
any company this weekend, so.
Ooh. Ooh, here it is.
You found it? Yep.
Nice.
Alright, let's hear it.
Question number one.
Before making a phone call
do you rehearse what you
are going to say, and why?
No, because I'm not a psycho.
I mean, who rehearses a phone call?
I do.
Really?
Why?
I'm a perfectionist.
Next question.
Do you have...? No...
If you woke up tomorrow
having gained any one ability
what would it be?
Oh, that one's easy.
The ability to see through stuff.
Like what?
I don't know, like stuff, everything.
Well, if you could see
through stuff right now,
what would you be looking at?
Well.
Oh, come on, Silas.
You seedy motel pervert.
I mean, growing up, I always
saw these ads for x-ray
glasses on magazines and
comic books and, I don't
know, I always wanted a pair.
But yeah, my mother never bought me one.
What about you?
I'd wanna be able to fly.
If you could fly right
now anywhere in the world,
where would you go to.
Alaska.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
But you could easily take a
plane there. It's domestic.
Not everyone can be a rich
hedge fund manager like you.
Sorry.
No, you're good.
Do you wanna keep going?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Oh, this is a good one.
Do you have a secret hunch
about how you'll die?
I guess...
I would like to go out
with a bang, you know,
something that people
would remember me by.
Like, I don't know.
A hero or something
on a hijacked plane.
For real?
What about you? I mean, how
do you think you'll die?
I dunno.
Probably old age.
Women in my family live forever.
I think we got company.
Now what?
You want a beer?
A beer would be nice.
Can I get another please?
Oh.
Hot dogs, huh?
Yep.
Sucks though. We only brought enough
for the two of us.
Can I ask you a favor, road dog?
Sure.
Can I borrow your razor?
You know, the pink one
you were shaving with in
the creek earlier today?
Dude, seriously?
I was asking the lady.
Now, I'll take real good care of it.
I'll bring it right back.
Scout's honor.
I have a whole germ thing.
I'm a real germophobe.
What's that?
Oh, sweetie.
I have a whole thing about germs.
No.
Sorry, I can't.
Hey, we're kind of in
the middle of something.
All right?
So you're just gonna
have to excuse us.
Right.
Well, I guess I better be on my way.
I can't believe he was watching me shave.
Seedy motel pervert.
Fuck you.
Oh.
You saw the guy. I mean.
No, no.
No.
We are back to the game.
Fine.
Before we were so rudely interrupted.
Question number something.
Do you steal Willow's jokes?
Yes.
I believe the answer is yes.
Next question, please.
No, you can't walk
away from the questions.
The questions demand to be answered.
Silas!
He was in my tent.
What does it say?
"Y'all left out yous stuff."
"And bears is around.
Thought to help y'all out."
Everything okay?
Do you wanna move to another campsite?
No.
I came here to relax and
that hobo's not gonna
drive me outta here.
Oh!
I have an unused toothbrush.
You're a micracle.
I really am. Right?
No.
What, what's going on?
That son of a...
He used my phone to call work, my mom.
Are you, are you sure it was him?
How did he unlock my phone?
Maybe he stuck a piece of tape
to the fingerprint scanner.
I read an article about that.
Do you know what
you've done? You weasley
little turd.
You've ruined everything.
You don't get to
resign because you're fired.
I still don't
know where Tucson is.
But I hope you fucking die there.
Come here. Come here.
Come on. Come on
Silas.
Look at me. Breathe slower.
Silas, sit down.
You can lose your job and get another one.
But you can't get another you.
You've got to take care of yourself.
What was your favorite
cookie when you were a kid?
Silas.
What?
Same as always. Chocolate chip.
Okay. And did your mom bake them for you?
No. My grandmother did.
How much is that memory worth?
What?
Your grandmother, the cookies.
Can you put a price tag on the
memory she created for you?
No, I can't.
The future belongs to
those who believe in the
beauty of their dreams.
You know who said that?
I don't know. Some fortune cookie?
Eleanor Roosevelt.
How do you know all
this? You're like 21.
Who are you?
Why do you care?
There have been so many
times in my life where
I've had no choice.
It's times like those, you learn
to distinguish between
the things you can't
control and the things you can.
You know what?
You're right.
Silas, come back.
That fucker needs to pay.
"Needs to pay?"
Do you hear how crazy you sound?
You don't even know
how to find this guy.
Stop!
What was that?
I think I'm gonna head out.
Head out?
Yeah.
You're just gonna leave me here?
You should leave too. I mean,
that guy's obviously crazy.
You came up here to escape. We both did.
We can still do that.
The mountain's a big place.
I no longer have a job to escape from.
Yeah. And that sucks. But it
doesn't have to be real yet!
What are you talking about?
Of course it's real!
If you leave now, and go
back home, then yeah,
everything changes.
But as long as you stay up here,
you're still on vacation. And
you need a vacation.
For your sanity, especially now.
We'll move up the mountain.
But if that hobo follows
us, we're out of here.
Okay.
Let's keep it simple. Okay?
No firewood. I've got some
lanterns. And no stupid tent.
I'm sleeping in your car tonight.
Okay.
Can I ask you something?
Sure. Yeah.
In all seriousness, why
don't you have a girlfriend?
I guess I can lie and say
I don't have time for one,
but I do.
So what's the deal?
I don't know.
I guess I can ask you the same question.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot. I remember
you said you didn't
want a relationship.
I'm sorry.
I lied.
You did?
Yeah, I did.
Why would you lie about that?
Because no one asks me
out and it's embarrassing.
Come on.
I find it kind of hard to believe that.
Why would I lie about
something embarrassing?
If I was gonna lie,
I'd say I didn't have the time.
That's, that's probably why
I don't have a girlfriend.
What do you mean?
I have trust issues.
Why?
You don't have to talk.
No, no, no.
It's, it's okay.
I was only in love once.
A girl I met in college.
Her name was Nabeel.
I loved her.
My family loved her.
Yeah?
So what happened?
Well.
We were on a road trip one time.
I made the foolish decision
to pull over and ask her to
marry me. Oh, you know.
No ring, no nothing.
This is before I found out
she cheated, obviously.
How'd you find out?
I suspected it for a while.
I confronted her about it
many times in the past.
She would just look at me and
call me crazy and paranoid.
One night I couldn't sleep.
I just knew.
Yeah.
And this one time she'd
mentioned where her ex lived.
Oo around like 4:30 AM or so
I got up, got in my car,
started cruising around the
area she said he lived.
And I don't know why,
but I felt like it was him.
You found her, didn't you?
I found her car, yeah.
That sucks, Silas.
I'm sorry.
So what'd you do?
I started crying.
Drove back to my place,
got all of her shit
put it all in the plastic bag, drove back
parked right across the
street and just waited.
Wow.
That's a bold move.
So what happened?
I sat there for a while,
just thinking to myself.
What did I do wrong?
You know? What could I have done better?
A few hours later,
around 8:30 or so
I saw her walking out of his place.
Barefoot.
Shoes in her hands.
Hair all messed up.
So I got out of my car
and as soon as she saw me,
she just turned pale white.
I got all of her shit, dumped
it all on the sidewalk
and drove out of there.
She followed me.
You know...
As soon as I got to my place,
she just plowed right into
the side of my car.
It was insane.
Do you know what I did?
What?
I had sex with her.
You, you what?
How could you have sex
with someone like that?
Because I wanted to be
in control of something
I had no control over.
After that, I never saw her again.
So I don't trust people.
That's dark.
Yeah.
I have a dark side, too.
You know, I never thought
I'd make a friend up here.
I think everything happens
for a reason, don't you?
Even 8,000 feet up
in these mountains.
Let's make a deal.
Actually, two deals, okay?
Deal number one. Okay?
We don't lose touch off the mountain.
I like it already.
We good on deal number one?
Yes.
Excellent. Deal number two,
we hit the reset button.
We both came up here
to escape, so we stay.
See, I'm not one for follow through.
My mom gives me shit
about it all the time.
Willow, I'm sorry.
She's right.
I quit everything.
When the going gets
tough, Willow gets going.
Willow, don't believe that stuff.
I'm like the biggest quitter ever.
I quit every job I got, till now.
Quit my friends, quit my family.
All because of the pressures
they put me through.
I completely understand.
That's why I had to leave, too.
You know, I didn't just
come up here to get away.
I'm a loser.
I can't even get a referral,
because who's gonna believe a
pathetic hobo stole my phone
and wrote all those emails?
You know?
My life is over.
Listen, Silas.
You've got a good head on your shoulders.
You're going to get through this.
Remember...
We're friends.
Yeah.
We're friends.
So we have a deal.
You know, this is gonna be
a good vacation after all.
She's outta your league,
city boy.
You again?
Me again!
What do you want, man?
I wanna know why y'all think
it's alright to come up on
the mountain, camping, to
forget all your problems.
You keep that up, you never
gonna get off this mountain.
What the hell did we ever do to you?
Well, for starters,
you're spending too
much time with my girl.
She's not your girl.
She wouldn't be with someone like you.
And she'd be with you?
You are drunk, Silas.
You got no job.
You got no life.
You got no love.
You're worthless.
You got me fired!
You tried to ruin my life!
But you know what?
I'm gonna be just fine.
I have Willow now.
She's not yours.
Shut the fuck up!
You're calling me worthless?
Look at you!
Who the fuck are you, man?
How did you get up here?
Do you even own a car?
You're dirty. Smell like shit.
You don't have any money.
I have money!
Lots of money!
Wow. You got it all figured out then, huh?
This is my mountain.
If I wanted to,
I could stay here forever.
Never work for anyone else ever again.
I think y'all might do just exactly that.
Is he dead?
He's dead.
What the fuck was with the rabbit?
I improvised.
You wanted a creep show,
so I gave you a creep show.
It was gross.
Don't pull shit like that again.
You know, we could have just
killed this guy on Friday.
It took me a while to
get his phone unlocked.
And that whole angry
client thing really
worked in our favor.
His boss was almost
excited to accept my
letter of resignation.
You know, Holly, this was a great idea.
Not bad, right?
Yeah. We'd never have found
his campsite without it.
Sun's up in a few hours.
Start digging.
You know, it feels nice to
be wearing clean clothes.
You good on gas? We're about
an hour out at least.
Well, how do I look?
You're a spitting image.
New passcode is 0720.
That's our anniversary.
I'm shocked you remember.
See you at home?
See you at home.
Where the hell have you been?
He's had me locked in here all day!
I can't believe you took your
sweet time to get back into
that stupid character.
We are out in the
middle of nowhere. You idiot.
I knew y'all was gonna be
trouble the second I picked
y'all up.
What you gonna do with that, old man?
Hey!
What's up, Marcy?
"What's up, Marcy?"
I need those bloody Warren files.
I know, I know.
I was gonna finish them when I get back.
Get back from where?
I planned a little vacation.
Vacation? When we allowed you to
work remotely,
that didn't mean you
could make your
own bloody schedule.
Okay.
Files are sent.
Don't you hang
up until I have them.
You know, I need a break, Marcy.
Okay?
We all need a
break. Still no files.
It has to go to outer space and back.
Give it a chance!
Don't you dare
get short with me.
I've got your bollocks in a vice.
I allowed
you to move to Arizona.
You'll get your precious files. Calm down.
And Marcy, you have a nice day.
Do you follow that hashtag, #vanlife?
No, I don't follow it,
but I know what it is.
Shelby, you have to follow it.
It's amazing.
You're dreaming of van life?
Yeah. Literally.
I'm literally dreaming
of just having this life.
I've got the time.
Yes. And responsibilities.
Oh, screw responsibilities.
I'm 23. I should be out
doing adventurous stuff.
"Adventurous stuff?"
Maybe I should go to Vegas.
Hold that thought. I gotta go.
Wait.
What?
It's work.
That... is what I'm talking about.
Hello.
I'm on vacation.
Congratulations on the purchase
of your Camp Maker tent.
Should we build this tent, Sarah?
Let's get it done.
What?
Damn.
Perfect.
Grown man. Can't even screw a cap on.
That's right.
With the Camp Maker tent,
camping has never been this easy.
Are you serious?
Are YOU serious?
You weren't even paying attention!
You're jamming up my zen.
Hey.
Hey, I'm sorry.
It's no excuse, but...
I'm just having the worst day.
I'm sorry.
Apology not accepted.
I'm kidding.
Mellow out.
I'm Silas.
Willow.
I'm sorry. Did you say Willow?
Yeah.
Willow.
I've never met a Willow before.
You gonna pick that up?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
I was going to.
You camping, or just out for a hike?
Camping.
Isn't it great how you can come out here?
The air is so fresh...
And it's so peaceful.
I love it.
Yeah, it's... it's great.
So you headed back,
back to the campsite or?
Yep.
Do you mind if I walk with you?
You a creep?
I guess it depends on who you ask.
You from Tucson?
I just moved out here
for, for a fresh start.
You really should be drinking water.
I know.
My water jug spilled all over my bag.
Everything got soaked.
My clothes, my shoes,
even my journal.
I would not take you
for the journaling type.
Oh, yeah?
What does a "journaling
type" look like to you?
Not like you.
Well, once my school counselor-
Hey.
Can you take some pictures of me?
Yeah, sure. Why not?
Thanks.
I never get pictures
of me besides selfies,
so it would be nice to
mix it up, you know?
Yeah, of course.
Okay, go ahead.
All right.
Can you...
Can you take like a ton more,
and move around me as you do?
Alright.
Sorry. Your phone's frozen.
Perfect!
So you do a lot of yoga?
I try to. It's great for
mobility and clearing my head.
Like my journaling.
What do you do?
I work for a private equity firm.
You're a hedge fund manager?
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah?
You rich?
I... That's a little personal.
That's a "No."
I've never wanted to be rich.
Independence is sexy.
You married?
No.
Nah. I'm single.
Yeah...
What about you? Are you... are you married?
No, I'm not married.
In fact, I don't even want
a relationship.
I just wanna live it up now,
because someday I won't be able to.
What...?
What's he doing?
I don't know, but I...
I think I saw him hitchhiking
on my way up here.
Hey!
Wait.
That's my tent!
I know you.
You almost hit me down
on the road back there.
You know, a pretty little thing like you
ought not to do that.
It might rub someone the wrong way.
Hey.
Listen man, we're
just here to relax, okay?
We don't want any trouble.
You're just...
here to relax.
I'm just playing.
I'm just joking. It was a joke.
It was a joke. Sorry.
Asshole.
What was that, road dog?
She didn't say anything.
You sure about that?
Why don't you ask your little girlfriend?
She's not my -I'm not his
girlfriend.
I'm just here to relax!
What a freak.
Is everything cool?
Seems like it, as far as I can tell.
And my stuff doesn't reek,
so that's a good sign.
Right?
I don't wanna leave him
alone with all my stuff.
Hmm.
You know, we should probably
move our camps together.
You know, safety in numbers.
You would not believe how long it took me
to get this tent up.
I could get my stuff
and bring it back here.
Okay.
Okay.
So this is your car, huh?
Yep.
Where's your tent?
Ta-da!
You sleep in your car?
Where's the fun in that?
It's the best sleep I've ever had.
Hey, um...
Would you like a cup
of coffee later on tonight?
That sounds good. Yeah.
I'll get the fire going.
Oh, come on. That's totally cheating.
Listen, water bottle.
"Water bottle?"
You literally have no room to talk,
Mister Soggy Panties.
"Soggy panties."
Really?
I don't know.
Wow.
You're actually pretty good at that.
I'm good at a lot of things.
Hey, I don't have any cream or sugar,
so you're just gonna have to deal with it.
I love cowboy coffee.
What is that?
The coffee?
Who brings a French press camping?
Me, I guess.
So what brought you up here?
You say that like I don't
do this all the time.
You mentioned struggling with your tent.
I have a tent.
Pressure, I guess.
You ever feel like
you're just so tired
of all the crap around you?
Like you just want out of your own skin?
I do.
In fact, it's kind of
where I am right now.
I was telling my friend
this is the time in life for
adventure. You know? I don't
have a boyfriend or kids.
What?
What's that smile for?
I almost had a kid.
Oh, wow.
I was 17.
I really thought I was in love.
We both felt like it was gonna be a girl.
I wanted to name her Hannah.
It means "favor and grace."
And he said, why don't
we just call her Grace,
if that's what it means, anyway?
And then he moved to Perth
with this girl we both knew.
When he ghosted out like
that, my whole world just
faded.
But I wanted her.
I wanted her, and
I wanted him.
And I wanted a
wedding in the foothills
I wanted a cute house with
stupid fairy lights.
Why couldn't you still have those things?
I mean, right?
I'm not sure if I want
those things anymore.
Sorry, I didn't mean to
dump on you like that.
My mom thinks I'm crazy.
I wanna travel and post pictures.
I wanna inspire people.
The way people inspire me...
When I see people on these journeys
in these exotic places
it sounds cheesy, but I
care
about so much.
I care about people. I
care about the planet.
I care about my mom not finding out about-
and now I'm crying.
It's okay.
I didn't mean to pry.
Bet you didn't expect this?
I get it.
Not the baby part, but I have
a cell phone locked in my
glove compartment right now
because I want what you want.
Yeah.
Freedom.
Whatever form, whatever that looks like.
Why are you out here alone?
You're like a big shot and stuff.
Shouldn't you have a trophy wife by now?
Who says I don't have several?
Well, for starters, your shorts.
What's wrong with my shorts?
I'm serious.
I hate my life. I mean, I
mean, how much time do I have?
Alright.
You asked for it.
I'm up here because I hate
my boss and I hate my job.
Go on.
I'm up here because I
hate numbers and I chose
a field with all numbers.
Scream it.
I hate my job.
Louder.
I hate my job!
See? Didn't that feel good?
Yeah.
We should probably turn in.
Yeah, you're probably right.
I hope that creep hitched
his ass off the mountain.
Hey, you should probably play
it safe and just sleep
with me tonight.
Nice try.
You like that?
I got it from my "How to Sleep
with Hot Chicks" handbook.
It's a great read. You should read it.
Should I?
Thanks for tonight.
Thank me? Thank you.
My mom paid a lot of money
to a therapist to do what
you just did.
You know, if you need
anything, just holler.
I'm just, I'm right here.
Okay.
I'm a light sleeper.
Aaaaah!!!
Did you hear that?
Hear what?
You didn't hear that?
No.
It was so... weird.
Shh! shh!
It sounded awful.
Must be turkeys or something.
What?
I heard there's wild turkeys up here.
That was not a turkey.
Would you...
like me to go out and look?
You are not leaving me
here alone. Hell no.
I am sleeping right here.
And you are staying
back there, buster.
Oh no!
What's wrong?
What time is it?
I don't know. My phone's stashed
away, remember?
I've been up for a couple hours though.
Is that...?
Yep. Cowboy coffee.
You're my favorite.
So what was that "oh no" about?
I wanted to take some
sunrise yoga pictures,
but I missed it.
You hungry?
How do you take your eggs?
Scrambled, mister.
It's like we're married.
You snore, by the way.
I had to move back to my tent.
Figured I'd take my chances
with the killer turkey.
Hey, you know, I'm always up
early so I can make
sure you're up tomorrow.
That way I can take pictures for you.
You're very kind and yes,
that would be wonderful.
Morning y'all.
Oh, bacon!
Help yourself.
You know, that's kind of rude.
Is it?
What I think is kind of rude
is almost running me down
and flipping me off.
I did not flip you off.
You flipped me off.
I know that y'all
thinking we got
off on the wrong foot.
Was that you, last night?
Me, what?
No.
I was asleep like a baby.
Well.
I'm just down yonder
if y'all need anything.
He's such a freak, man.
Don't they have some
sort of patrol up here?
I don't know. Park rangers
maybe, but I haven't seen any.
Come on. Let's go for a hike.
Now?
It'll be fun. Good
chance to move your legs.
Stop using your brain.
Sure.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's go.
Let's go...
Pretty great, huh?
Yeah.
Back home we just got
graffiti and park benches
and bricks everywhere.
I told you a hike would be a good idea.
Back in college one time,
a couple buddies and I
we decided to go on this
camping trip.
We bought so much beer
thinking it was gonna be
a trip to remember.
A trip to remember, huh?
So what happened?
Well, it started off great.
I mean, you know, we rented a boat.
We found this tiny little
island we thought would
be perfect for camping.
I hear a "but" coming.
I mean, everything was going great.
You know, we drank
and fished and, you know,
we had a nice fire going.
But then all of a sudden a
huge thunderstorm rolled in,
started pouring on us like crazy.
There was a problem
because a tent had a tear
in the bottom.
So...
So water started seeping in.
Oh, no.
We didn't know what
to do at first, but
my buddy, Heath.
Your friend's name is seriously Heath?
Yeah.
So then Heath says, we
quickly have to dig a
trench around the tent.
I tried to stand,
but I was so wasted.
Oh man. I couldn't get up.
So what happened?
Well, I mean, he dug
the trench by himself.
Yeah?
It kept the water from pouring in.
There was a downside to
that because it started
getting cold.
That sounds miserable.
That's not even the
end of it, though.
The next morning when we
woke up, the boat was gone.
I know. It was like...
Who'd steal a boat?
And then. Well, we probably
didn't tie it well
enough last night,
so it kind of drifted out to
the other side of the lake.
So how did you end up getting it back?
Well, one of my buddies
is a great swimmer, so he
just swam across and brought it back.
Yeah.
So you didn't do anything.
Your friends did all the work.
Yeah, I... Yeah, I guess.
Hmm.
Never really thought about it.
At least you didn't make up a
bunch of stuff to sound macho.
Yeah. Yeah.
Right?
Your shoe's untied.
So I got in the pool. And I'm
swimming. I'm so excited.
But I had no idea my top came
off, but I was so confident.
Oh my. Yeah.
Hey!
Listen, I was just a little
ornery earlier, that's all.
So, I'm sorry for eating
all y'all's bacon.
Here I got something
for you here.
It's just a sandwich.
Turkey, I think.
It's turkey. Yeah.
I think here.
No thanks. I'll pass.
Alright.
What's his problem?
Is he still...?
Yeah, he is.
You know, when I was growing up,
my brother and I in Arkansas,
we go swimming all the time.
This one time
he got bit by a snake. Cottonmouth.
Big old fangs.
Oh.
Hey.
Hold on.
Anyway, you know,
we was on a trail like this one and
my brother thought it was a good idea to
stick his foot on down in tall grass.
Next thing you know, he's
hollering. A snake bit him!
We never even seen the dang snake.
How'd you know it was a
cottonmouth?
Don't talk to him.
See? So here's the thing.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Sometimes the most dangerous
things are right in front of
you, and you never notice
until it's too late.
Willow.
Yeah.
Yeah. Bye.
Y'all take care, now.
Be careful.
It's slippery.
What? Oh my...
Oh...
What?
It's blood!
Calm down.
It's gonna be alright.
I got this.
This doesn't make any...
Let's just get back to the campsite.
It'd be great if
you'd answer your phone.
For some stupid reason,
Warren says
he'll only talk to you.
Call Warren back.
Straighten this out.
And then call me back!
All right.
Hello?
Hello, Mister Warren? Silas Baker.
Where are you, young man?
Is everything all right?
I mean, Mister Warren, I...
I may be pulling every
dollar I've invested with
you clowns, first thing tomorrow.
Mister Warren, like I mentioned
the other day, once the market
stabilizes, you'll see that-
Your office at 9 AM
sharp. I'll wait five minutes.
No.
No?
No.
No, you will not be there?
I moved to Arizona.
I thought you came up here
to get away from work?
Didn't even see you there.
I'm sort of on thin ice
with a client right now,
and it's kind of hard
not to think about it.
I know something that'll
get your mind off work.
Really?
Like what?
We could tell each other ghost stories.
All right?
Sure. That'd be fun.
Alright.
Show me what you got.
Okay.
I just hope it doesn't make
you feel like you have
to sleep with the lights on.
Not too far from here. About 50 years ago,
a young couple got into an
argument earlier in the day,
they drove up this mountain
to talk and make up,
they pulled off at a lookout point.
And they sat in the
car listening to music,
looking out the windshield,
and they looked into each other's eyes
and they forgot what
their argument was about.
They kissed passionately,
and something hit the bumper
and shook the whole car!
What was it?
The guy gets out to see what
it was, while his girlfriend
begs him to just drive away.
He says it's going to be fine.
He just wants to check for damage.
So he pops the trunk to
look for his flashlight.
Hmm.
And he gets an eerie feeling,
like he's being watched.
He grabs the flashlight,
turns it on, and shines
it into the forest
and says "Who's there?"
But he sees nothing.
Huh...
He uses the flashlight to
look for damage on the bumper,
but he doesn't see any.
Yeah.
And he has a feeling that
he's being watched again.
He turns around so fast to
try to catch who's watching.
And again, there's nothing there.
All of a sudden his flashlight
goes out and he jumps in the
car to tell his girlfriend what happened.
But she's dead.
Dead?
She's covered in blood.
What the...?
He freaks out.
He looks in the rearview mirror,
sees that his face is covered in blood.
He uses his hands to cover his
eyes, and his mind floods
with memories from earlier that day.
He plays the argument
over again in his head.
His girlfriend is fed up and
she's about to leave him when
He beats her to death.
He puts her bloody corpse
in the passenger seat and
drives up the mountain
to dispose of her body.
Oh, that's gross.
He'd been driving around with
her bloody body buckled into
the front seat for hours.
And it was the cops waiting
in the forest to arrest him
because he was nuts.
Rumor has it...
The woman still roams these
mountains, looking for couples
who are fighting so she can
get revenge on the boyfriends.
You're joking, right?
Look, she's right over there.
Yeah. Right.
What? I don't see nothing.
Boo!
Why would you do that?
Your face!
I got you.
You didn't bring any ketchup?
No. But you brought champagne mustard
Mister French Press.
I wasn't exactly expecting
any company this weekend, so.
Ooh. Ooh, here it is.
You found it? Yep.
Nice.
Alright, let's hear it.
Question number one.
Before making a phone call
do you rehearse what you
are going to say, and why?
No, because I'm not a psycho.
I mean, who rehearses a phone call?
I do.
Really?
Why?
I'm a perfectionist.
Next question.
Do you have...? No...
If you woke up tomorrow
having gained any one ability
what would it be?
Oh, that one's easy.
The ability to see through stuff.
Like what?
I don't know, like stuff, everything.
Well, if you could see
through stuff right now,
what would you be looking at?
Well.
Oh, come on, Silas.
You seedy motel pervert.
I mean, growing up, I always
saw these ads for x-ray
glasses on magazines and
comic books and, I don't
know, I always wanted a pair.
But yeah, my mother never bought me one.
What about you?
I'd wanna be able to fly.
If you could fly right
now anywhere in the world,
where would you go to.
Alaska.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
But you could easily take a
plane there. It's domestic.
Not everyone can be a rich
hedge fund manager like you.
Sorry.
No, you're good.
Do you wanna keep going?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Oh, this is a good one.
Do you have a secret hunch
about how you'll die?
I guess...
I would like to go out
with a bang, you know,
something that people
would remember me by.
Like, I don't know.
A hero or something
on a hijacked plane.
For real?
What about you? I mean, how
do you think you'll die?
I dunno.
Probably old age.
Women in my family live forever.
I think we got company.
Now what?
You want a beer?
A beer would be nice.
Can I get another please?
Oh.
Hot dogs, huh?
Yep.
Sucks though. We only brought enough
for the two of us.
Can I ask you a favor, road dog?
Sure.
Can I borrow your razor?
You know, the pink one
you were shaving with in
the creek earlier today?
Dude, seriously?
I was asking the lady.
Now, I'll take real good care of it.
I'll bring it right back.
Scout's honor.
I have a whole germ thing.
I'm a real germophobe.
What's that?
Oh, sweetie.
I have a whole thing about germs.
No.
Sorry, I can't.
Hey, we're kind of in
the middle of something.
All right?
So you're just gonna
have to excuse us.
Right.
Well, I guess I better be on my way.
I can't believe he was watching me shave.
Seedy motel pervert.
Fuck you.
Oh.
You saw the guy. I mean.
No, no.
No.
We are back to the game.
Fine.
Before we were so rudely interrupted.
Question number something.
Do you steal Willow's jokes?
Yes.
I believe the answer is yes.
Next question, please.
No, you can't walk
away from the questions.
The questions demand to be answered.
Silas!
He was in my tent.
What does it say?
"Y'all left out yous stuff."
"And bears is around.
Thought to help y'all out."
Everything okay?
Do you wanna move to another campsite?
No.
I came here to relax and
that hobo's not gonna
drive me outta here.
Oh!
I have an unused toothbrush.
You're a micracle.
I really am. Right?
No.
What, what's going on?
That son of a...
He used my phone to call work, my mom.
Are you, are you sure it was him?
How did he unlock my phone?
Maybe he stuck a piece of tape
to the fingerprint scanner.
I read an article about that.
Do you know what
you've done? You weasley
little turd.
You've ruined everything.
You don't get to
resign because you're fired.
I still don't
know where Tucson is.
But I hope you fucking die there.
Come here. Come here.
Come on. Come on
Silas.
Look at me. Breathe slower.
Silas, sit down.
You can lose your job and get another one.
But you can't get another you.
You've got to take care of yourself.
What was your favorite
cookie when you were a kid?
Silas.
What?
Same as always. Chocolate chip.
Okay. And did your mom bake them for you?
No. My grandmother did.
How much is that memory worth?
What?
Your grandmother, the cookies.
Can you put a price tag on the
memory she created for you?
No, I can't.
The future belongs to
those who believe in the
beauty of their dreams.
You know who said that?
I don't know. Some fortune cookie?
Eleanor Roosevelt.
How do you know all
this? You're like 21.
Who are you?
Why do you care?
There have been so many
times in my life where
I've had no choice.
It's times like those, you learn
to distinguish between
the things you can't
control and the things you can.
You know what?
You're right.
Silas, come back.
That fucker needs to pay.
"Needs to pay?"
Do you hear how crazy you sound?
You don't even know
how to find this guy.
Stop!
What was that?
I think I'm gonna head out.
Head out?
Yeah.
You're just gonna leave me here?
You should leave too. I mean,
that guy's obviously crazy.
You came up here to escape. We both did.
We can still do that.
The mountain's a big place.
I no longer have a job to escape from.
Yeah. And that sucks. But it
doesn't have to be real yet!
What are you talking about?
Of course it's real!
If you leave now, and go
back home, then yeah,
everything changes.
But as long as you stay up here,
you're still on vacation. And
you need a vacation.
For your sanity, especially now.
We'll move up the mountain.
But if that hobo follows
us, we're out of here.
Okay.
Let's keep it simple. Okay?
No firewood. I've got some
lanterns. And no stupid tent.
I'm sleeping in your car tonight.
Okay.
Can I ask you something?
Sure. Yeah.
In all seriousness, why
don't you have a girlfriend?
I guess I can lie and say
I don't have time for one,
but I do.
So what's the deal?
I don't know.
I guess I can ask you the same question.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot. I remember
you said you didn't
want a relationship.
I'm sorry.
I lied.
You did?
Yeah, I did.
Why would you lie about that?
Because no one asks me
out and it's embarrassing.
Come on.
I find it kind of hard to believe that.
Why would I lie about
something embarrassing?
If I was gonna lie,
I'd say I didn't have the time.
That's, that's probably why
I don't have a girlfriend.
What do you mean?
I have trust issues.
Why?
You don't have to talk.
No, no, no.
It's, it's okay.
I was only in love once.
A girl I met in college.
Her name was Nabeel.
I loved her.
My family loved her.
Yeah?
So what happened?
Well.
We were on a road trip one time.
I made the foolish decision
to pull over and ask her to
marry me. Oh, you know.
No ring, no nothing.
This is before I found out
she cheated, obviously.
How'd you find out?
I suspected it for a while.
I confronted her about it
many times in the past.
She would just look at me and
call me crazy and paranoid.
One night I couldn't sleep.
I just knew.
Yeah.
And this one time she'd
mentioned where her ex lived.
Oo around like 4:30 AM or so
I got up, got in my car,
started cruising around the
area she said he lived.
And I don't know why,
but I felt like it was him.
You found her, didn't you?
I found her car, yeah.
That sucks, Silas.
I'm sorry.
So what'd you do?
I started crying.
Drove back to my place,
got all of her shit
put it all in the plastic bag, drove back
parked right across the
street and just waited.
Wow.
That's a bold move.
So what happened?
I sat there for a while,
just thinking to myself.
What did I do wrong?
You know? What could I have done better?
A few hours later,
around 8:30 or so
I saw her walking out of his place.
Barefoot.
Shoes in her hands.
Hair all messed up.
So I got out of my car
and as soon as she saw me,
she just turned pale white.
I got all of her shit, dumped
it all on the sidewalk
and drove out of there.
She followed me.
You know...
As soon as I got to my place,
she just plowed right into
the side of my car.
It was insane.
Do you know what I did?
What?
I had sex with her.
You, you what?
How could you have sex
with someone like that?
Because I wanted to be
in control of something
I had no control over.
After that, I never saw her again.
So I don't trust people.
That's dark.
Yeah.
I have a dark side, too.
You know, I never thought
I'd make a friend up here.
I think everything happens
for a reason, don't you?
Even 8,000 feet up
in these mountains.
Let's make a deal.
Actually, two deals, okay?
Deal number one. Okay?
We don't lose touch off the mountain.
I like it already.
We good on deal number one?
Yes.
Excellent. Deal number two,
we hit the reset button.
We both came up here
to escape, so we stay.
See, I'm not one for follow through.
My mom gives me shit
about it all the time.
Willow, I'm sorry.
She's right.
I quit everything.
When the going gets
tough, Willow gets going.
Willow, don't believe that stuff.
I'm like the biggest quitter ever.
I quit every job I got, till now.
Quit my friends, quit my family.
All because of the pressures
they put me through.
I completely understand.
That's why I had to leave, too.
You know, I didn't just
come up here to get away.
I'm a loser.
I can't even get a referral,
because who's gonna believe a
pathetic hobo stole my phone
and wrote all those emails?
You know?
My life is over.
Listen, Silas.
You've got a good head on your shoulders.
You're going to get through this.
Remember...
We're friends.
Yeah.
We're friends.
So we have a deal.
You know, this is gonna be
a good vacation after all.
She's outta your league,
city boy.
You again?
Me again!
What do you want, man?
I wanna know why y'all think
it's alright to come up on
the mountain, camping, to
forget all your problems.
You keep that up, you never
gonna get off this mountain.
What the hell did we ever do to you?
Well, for starters,
you're spending too
much time with my girl.
She's not your girl.
She wouldn't be with someone like you.
And she'd be with you?
You are drunk, Silas.
You got no job.
You got no life.
You got no love.
You're worthless.
You got me fired!
You tried to ruin my life!
But you know what?
I'm gonna be just fine.
I have Willow now.
She's not yours.
Shut the fuck up!
You're calling me worthless?
Look at you!
Who the fuck are you, man?
How did you get up here?
Do you even own a car?
You're dirty. Smell like shit.
You don't have any money.
I have money!
Lots of money!
Wow. You got it all figured out then, huh?
This is my mountain.
If I wanted to,
I could stay here forever.
Never work for anyone else ever again.
I think y'all might do just exactly that.
Is he dead?
He's dead.
What the fuck was with the rabbit?
I improvised.
You wanted a creep show,
so I gave you a creep show.
It was gross.
Don't pull shit like that again.
You know, we could have just
killed this guy on Friday.
It took me a while to
get his phone unlocked.
And that whole angry
client thing really
worked in our favor.
His boss was almost
excited to accept my
letter of resignation.
You know, Holly, this was a great idea.
Not bad, right?
Yeah. We'd never have found
his campsite without it.
Sun's up in a few hours.
Start digging.
You know, it feels nice to
be wearing clean clothes.
You good on gas? We're about
an hour out at least.
Well, how do I look?
You're a spitting image.
New passcode is 0720.
That's our anniversary.
I'm shocked you remember.
See you at home?
See you at home.
Where the hell have you been?
He's had me locked in here all day!
I can't believe you took your
sweet time to get back into
that stupid character.
We are out in the
middle of nowhere. You idiot.