85 South: Ghetto Legends (2023) Movie Script
1
[announcer]
Atlanta, we've been waiting for this one!
- This is The 85 South Show!
- [audience cheering]
- There is no other show like this.
- [band playing R&B music]
We've got three of the funniest people
on the planet on one stage,
and it's all improv.
You've seen him on Wild N' Out,
Comedy Central, and BET.
From Washington, DC,
we've got Chico Bean!
[audience cheering and applauding]
He started out his comedy career
as a social media superstar,
and now he's selling out arenas
all across the country.
He's from the westside of Atlanta.
DC Young Fly!
[audience cheering and applauding]
You've seen him on Last Comic Standing,
Wild 'N Out, and All Def Comedy.
From Oxford, Mississippi,
Karlous Miller!
[audience cheering and applauding]
This is The 85 South Show,
Ghetto Legends!
With special guests Rich Homie Quan
and Goodie Mob!
[audience cheering and applauding]
- Uh-oh!
- Yeah!
- ATL!
- Wow!
- ATL!
- [Chico] Yeah!
Where we at?
[DC] Where we...
- ATL
- ATL
ATL
- We in the...
- ATL
- We in the ATL
- ATL
- Yes, sir!
- ATL
- Atlanta, westside!
- [Chico] ATL
Westside, the motherfucking
best side, bitch!
Atlanta, what's happening?
Uh-oh!
Oh!
- This motherfucker lit good.
- Ooh.
This shit look good.
Look at this shit, looking like
Morris Brown in this motherfucker!
What it look like?
We got a band in the ATL
They playing music
And they playing that shit oh so swell
We in the ATL
You know we do it big
This is The 85 South Show
And we the shit
We got a lady on the violin
That's playing strings
We got a nigga on the horn
He be bah-bah-ing
We got a nigga on the drums
He be drumming good
We got my nigga J.O.N.
- He be screamin' "uh!"
- Hold up
Hold up, Chico
Let me take you to my hood, ya dig?
Adamsville, Zone 4, yeah
Where it's all good, ya dig?
Yeah
Martin Luther King, Bankhead
Them girls over there
Their coochie... stankin'
What? No! Hold up, no, uh-uh
What? No! Uh-uh! Hold up
She from Echo Ridge, that shit stank!
What? No, uh-uh, no, hold up
- Talk to 'em, Lous.
- Hold up.
Hold up. Y'all think it's a game.
Stop. Stop everything.
- Hold up. Stop everything.
- [DC] Yo.
- You think it's a game.
- [DC] What?
I got a Black girl that play the violin.
- You're bullshitting.
- Watch.
Turn it back up, watch this!
[playing intricate melody]
[DC] Beethoven ain't got shit on you.
Yo.
- A-T-L-A-N-T-A
- Give me one more and one below.
- [DC] Yo, I like that.
- [Karlous] Yeah, I like that.
Do the high pitch.
[playing ascending melody]
- Damn!
- [Karlous] Ooh!
Do that one more time.
That sounded like good head. Do that.
I had some head
sounded like that one time.
- [playing ascending melody]
- [audience laughs]
She must've just brushed her teeth
if the head sounded like that.
[DC] I don't want head like that.
Don't it look like
her titties kept playing in the car?
She separated 'em.
"Get over there, get over there."
"I'm sick of this."
I bet when you take that goddamn bra off,
your titties drop
like an old-school rapper.
How y'all feel?
[audience cheering and whooping]
This shit crazy!
Y'all might as well enjoy yourself.
You know your car
getting broke into tonight.
[audience laughs]
We are in Atlanta, the home of...
You gotta roll your windows down
and unlock your car
so your shit don't get broke into.
- [woman] It's my birthday!
- Who birthday?
Not with that dress on.
- Shit... yes, it is.
- You went to Party City, you trippin'.
Wait a fucking minute.
She stood up and said, "It's my birthday!"
Her nigga said, "Don't look hard."
Nigga, you know I don't want her.
You don't even half want her.
[DC] Here in a little turtleneck.
Nigga look like a priest.
He told me don't look at her,
but his girl about to hug DC.
You a terrible boyfriend.
Don't worry about it. Sit on down.
See? You arguing with me,
and she over there being for the streets.
Yeah, it's all good.
She got that lip ring.
She got two of them.
You ain't changed them since you got them.
Hey, she gonna cheat on you, my nigga.
It's over with.
I think she about to cheat.
- I think she about to cheat
- She got fungus on her lip ring
- I think she about to cheat
- She got fungus on her lip ring
- I think she about to cheat
- Ooh, she got fungus on her lip ring
She got fungus on her lip ring?
She ain't changed it since 2013
She keep giving niggas head
I'll take a picture.
Talkin' about, "Let's go."
Saggy-ass titties.
[audience laughs]
I'm just only saying what I see.
On some real shit, it do look like
somebody grabbed her titties,
squeezed, and let them go.
Hey, Fly, what is Atlanta?
Atlanta. That's it.
- Fulton County.
- Now we're in College Park.
College Park is College Park.
College Park is not Atlanta.
It's like, you know... It's College Park.
'Cause I'm from Atlanta. I went to APS.
- Atlanta Public Schools.
- Okay.
Fulton County, westside,
APD ride on my street.
You can't tell me nothing, bitch.
So, what constitutes being from Atlanta?
They say if you were born
at Grady, Crawford Long,
Georgia Baptist, you know what I'm saying?
- Okay.
- That's really Atlanta hospitals.
When you leave the hospital,
your house gotta be in Atlanta too.
I'mma tell you the easiest way.
Everything inside of 285...
Is Atlanta.
- Most of it.
- Supposed to be.
Most of it.
Look at all them niggas from outside 285.
Fuck y'all pussy-ass niggas!
I put my work in.
Nah, this College Park.
This shit different.
- What's different?
- See, like, in Atlanta...
- They break into your car. Mm-hm.
- [Chico] Right.
In College Park,
they take shit off your car.
[Chico chuckles]
They taking all kinds of shit down here.
I seen a nigga snatch a nigga food
at the food court. They not playing.
Jesus, you mean to tell me
you break in a car in Atlanta,
but in College Park, they gonna steal
your catalytic converter off your shit?
No, in College Park, they do shit like
they'll take the whole tire off,
and steal your baby seat.
Damn!
These niggas down here do shit like
bust your window and lock your door.
Know what type of nigga
you got to be to steal baby clothes?
"Hey, bro, I got couple of 2Ts and 3Ts
if you need them."
Somebody need them.
Shit real.
My homeboy, they busted his window out.
- [DC] No!
- Stole the baby seat.
He put some plastic up.
I guess it was the same niggas.
They came out and bust his plastic out.
He must've did something.
They had a problem with him.
Won't let that nigga have plastic.
Man! Look at this shit, man.
We are in Atlanta with all these
beautiful Black people in here.
Looks like a cold-ass graduation
in this motherfucker.
[audience cheers]
Shit look lit! Look at all these niggas.
Who got some weed?
Fuck that bullshit. What's happening?
Where my focus at?
I'm through smoking weed.
That shit done got too strong.
Why you say that? Why you say
the weed got too strong, Karlous?
That shit done got too strong, bro.
I know they put that fen-phen in it.
'Cause I was high the other day,
fucked around and ordered
a pregnancy pillow, nigga.
[audience laughs]
- The one that you lay between the legs?
- Nigga...
That ain't really a bad idea.
I'm at home taking naps
like I'm ten months.
And I done got used to it.
I done laid my nuts off the side.
That shit's good though.
I can deal with the weed.
I just can't fuck with the edibles.
I can't do the edibles.
I'mma tell the story.
Karlous gave me an edible one time,
shit made me start smoking
regular weed for three years.
I went in the bathroom, looked in
the mirror, my eyelashes flew off my face.
Nigga, I was like, "Nigga, I'm trippin'!"
Fuck that.
I ain't fucking with no edibles.
I used to pop pills, nigga.
I'm really from the trenches.
Martin Luther King. Stop playing with me.
Hamilton E Holmes, boy,
was my train station.
Martin Luther King would not approve
of you popping no goddamn pills, nigga.
Just saying, it's a long-ass ride
when you come from Five Points.
That's an hour and a half.
You gotta be on something.
See, you didn't even catch that.
See, only a nigga from Atlanta,
when he tell you five different things
that ain't got shit to do
with he talking about,
that mean he serious as fuck
about what he about to say.
Hell you talking about?
Martin Luther King, my grandma
house purple. Fuck you talking about?
Fell off my bike when I was seven.
Got in a fight with Lil Tay-Tay.
What the fuck you talking about?
Real nigga shit.
No cap.
Ain't nobody's threw me no weed, bruh.
Goddamn. I said,
"Let me get a three-five!"
These white folks
ain't gonna do nothing to you.
They scared. They're like,
"Oh no, I don't wanna get locked up."
Just throw it, ain't nobody gonna see
who threw it. Just throw it far.
[audience laughs]
I go to see, and I'm like,
"There goes my weed."
Niggas smarter than that.
They ain't bringing no weed in here.
Soon as they saw the goddamn
Convention Center, they were like,
"Hell, no, boy, them Fed charges."
Well, we're in Atlanta, boy, somebody's
got an ounce in their nuts right now.
Just going through the aisle,
"You straight, my boy?"
This nigga said you got a whole ounce
in your nuts. Nobody wanna smoke that.
I got that za. You straight, Baba?
[Karlous] Nigga fucking around...
He look like he work
at Enterprise. Ugly-ass...
[Chico] Who work at Enterprise?
This bald-headed nigga right here.
That nigga work at Enterprise.
"We got three cars left."
That nigga look like the bad guy
off a Tyler Perry movie.
He look like that nigga cheat on his wife
in a Tyler Perry movie.
[Chico] He was watching you.
For real? This is how my city gonna do?
Ain't nobody gonna throw a nigga no weed?
I went to Minnesota, I said,
"Throw me some weed."
Them niggas was like...
[audience yelling indistinctly]
They threw it.
Why y'all looking like an Easter egg hunt?
"Where the weed, y'all?"
- Not no pre-rolled. That shit...
- Hell nah.
I'm from the city. You got me fucked up.
That shit got a Percocet 30 in it.
Hell nah.
- Stop. Turn the music off. Stop.
- [band stops]
- Yeah.
- See?
This is what I'm mad at.
And you can tell they just rolled
that blunt 'cause it is still wet.
Ugh!
Don't nobody want that shit.
Yeah, that shit got drugs in it.
Give it back to the community!
Only at The 85 South Show
will you get a blunt thrown
in your direction in your section.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Crazy part about it is
somebody caught it with one hand.
That nigga caught that motherfucker.
He's sniffing it. Don't smoke that shit!
You fuck around and smoke that shit,
you gonna be...
Somebody gonna unravel that.
How many 85 South Show fans,
85-percenters we got in here tonight?
- That fuck with us for real.
- That got the app.
So if you're a real 85-percenter,
you know what that picture mean.
What that mean right there?
Look how Marvin is looking at you.
[woman] He's looking at you for some shit.
What? He's looking at me for some shit?
No, that nigga gonna be looking
at you later, like, "Bitch, you done..."
- This...
- Catch my breath...
What the hell are you doing?
I'm hot, nigga!
Nigga, we are shooting a special,
and you is doing
your OnlyFans content on stage.
I'm trying to get
some more followers, dig?
[women yelling]
Y'all some freaky-ass ladies,
y'all like niggas that's built
like ex-drug addicts and shit.
- [audience laughs]
- Ha, ha!
Oh, I know... Oh. Oh.
- You talkin' 'bout me?
- [Karlous] Yeah.
You know you built like you used
to be in a wheelchair or something.
No offense to the people
who still in them.
Your ass gonna be on Depends
in three more years.
- Well, that just depends.
- Hey. Stop.
We supposed to be brothers.
Shut up, nigga, you got a leather shirt on
like you paint pictures.
[audience laughs]
I had to wear some leather,
nigga, this shit is nice.
Nigga tryin' to look serious as hell
with his trench coat.
[Karlous] That nigga be lying,
telling everybody he do real estate.
That nigga just started.
That's that coat Dave Chappelle had on
when he was a crackhead on his show.
That's that Tyrone Biggums
jacket he got on.
[band playing funk music]
- What?
- What the fuck?
- Why you start playing that music, nigga?
- I didn't no what to do.
Nigga hit the porno music.
I went into crackhead mode,
I didn't know what to do.
Nigga, you don't see that,
we went all out for this show.
- Yes, we did.
- [Karlous] I got a nigga on a tuba.
When the last time you even seen a tuba,
since you was in 9th or 10th grade?
[DC]
They found that nigga at Morris Brown.
I had to fly all the way to New Orleans
to find a nigga on a tuba, nigga.
[blows deep note]
[Karlous] Okay, play that bitch again.
That nigga just farted.
[audience laughs]
Hold up, gimme some tuba, nigga.
[tuba playing melody]
[Chico] Ladies and gentlemen,
we present to you
the baddest band in all of the land,
led by the one and only,
John "Loose-leg" Whitfield.
[audience cheering]
Stop fucking with me, my degree.
- Ah! Ah! Ah!
- [Chico] Unh! Unh! Unh!
[audience yelling]
I was like, y'all niggas was in the band?
I ain't know what the fuck to do.
I just did the only thing I...
[audience laughs]
- Yeah, I play drums.
- [Chico] You did?
- Yeah.
- You know how to play the drums?
- Man, what?
- [Chico] Figure...
Well, play something, then.
- Play something, then.
- That nigga ain't finna do shit.
- [Chico] Lous gonna give you some.
- [Karlous] Kick us some shit.
[Chico] Let's hear it.
This nigga don't know what the drums is.
[guitar playing funk melody]
[band playing funk music]
Come on, y'all
Get on up!
Get on down!
Get on up!
I said get on down!
I said I don't know why
Everybody's mad at me
Being out here...
[scatting]
[audience cheering]
[Karlous] Play that shit!
[funk music continues]
Ooh! [scatting]
Come on, y'all, get it!
Huh!
Give it to me now
One, two, three, hit me!
- [Karlous] Hit me!
- [playing reggae music]
Okay!
What's that one right there?
Everybody in the house tonight
Put your hands in the sky tonight
Everybody in the house tonight
Put your hands in the sky tonight
- That's it
- Booyaka
ATL, we're in here
Party like this is the new year
Say get on down, get on up
Party, everybody
You know we don't stop
Watch me now!
Gave her a Phillie, here's to my billi
Lady right there
Got the real long titties
Everybody know it, everybody know it
I hope it don't fall out
'Cause you gonna show it
Hey!
[whooping]
- [whooping]
- [yells]
[reggae music continues]
- [Karlous laughs]
- [playing drum solo]
Goddamn it!
- Hey!
- [audience cheering]
That's how you do it!
Don't play with that boy.
Look, that nigga sitting right there,
"He was playing that shit for real?" Yeah.
[DC] That couch stink.
[women whooping and cheering]
Look at all y'all freaky-ass ladies.
Ladies, y'all better stop,
you screaming here with a nigga like,
"Bitch, don't you ever goddamn
make no noise like that for no nigga."
There's some freaky-ass women
in here, boy.
Y'all like niggas
that's shaped like gunshot victims?
I know you ain't talkin'.
Nigga drinks Ensures in the morning.
Shut your ass...
- Wait!
- "Give me two of them Ensures..."
Stop!
We supposed to be brothers.
No, but for real, you built like...
- A healthy crackhead.
- Yeah...
I'm built like T.I. when he walk.
I'm just gonna just...
What you say, partner?
Don't he look like he about to say,
"Nephew, I ain't on that shit
no more, look at me!"
- [audience laughs]
- All right now, Karlous, you get two more.
"Hand me two of them Ensures
out that small refrigerator right there."
Two more? I only got two more?
- What about Chico, look at his back.
- Aw, lord!
Now y'all niggas gonna put me in it.
You better keep roasting me.
Leave me alone, DC,
you built like a curling iron, nigga.
Nigga, you go swimming with all
your clothes on. Ugly-ass boy, the fuck?
Boy, you look like a windshield wiper.
Chico, you keep that hat on 'cause
the top of your head got a soft spot.
- Ha!
- [audience laughs]
Boy got cradle cap!
Ha!
Hey, fuck you!
Talking 'bout, "That's dandruff."
That's cradle cap!
It was cold that day, I had to
wash my shit. Fuck y'all niggas.
That nigga need to drink some breast milk.
- We friends now.
- Y'all friends again, oh.
- Good fucking job, assholes.
- You know we got to talk shit about you.
Your shirt got a shirt on.
Nigga, this is leather.
Trying to hide that back.
If I got shot, you got hit by a car.
I don't give a fuck.
I mean, I'll take that.
I'll take that.
- Goddamn it.
- Show them folks your spine.
[Chico] Yeah.
You're built like a coffee straw,
get out of here.
Ooh!
Real shit, DC, you are built like you just
learned how to walk two years ago.
Man, you got arthritis in your kneecaps.
Ugly-ass boy, what the fuck?
You a old-ass nigga.
Both of y'all age together
is 150, say something.
"He finna keep your boy young,
keep fucking with me. Let go!"
[audience laughs]
Fuck you.
Hey DC, you built like them things
that be at the car dealership.
[audience laughs]
You look just like that bitch.
Boy, your back look like
a Church's biscuit, ugly-ass!
[squeals]
Mr. Ensure, you wanna say something else?
Boy, you don't get your ass out of here,
looking like Not Smoke.
[audience laughs]
- [Chico] What did you say?
- Not Pop Smoke, that's Not Smoke.
- Not Smoke?
- [audience laughs]
[laughs sarcastically]
- [Karlous] Boy!
- Whitney!
- What?
- [DC] Whitney.
- Oh yeah.
- Old-ass nigga.
When you go to sleep, boy,
you got a pillow for your legs.
"Prop my feet up, I need to get it up."
Hey, you got a pillow for your back?
Ugly-ass mother...
Don't let him do that, bruh, told ya.
What? Chico, your head big as hell.
Nigga, I don't give a fuck, what?
- Yeah, nigga.
- Look, Karlous. Karlous, look!
This how big this nigga pillow is.
- You see it.
- [audience cheering and whooping]
[screeches]
Matter fact, DC, you built like
this braid, nigga, fuck outta here.
You built like my braid.
Tell the folks why
you ain't never play football.
Everybody in the crowd laughed
when you took your hat off.
Except that one girl right there.
She was like, "Ooh."
I don't give a fuck, y'all ladies.
You know you look like this
under that wig. Stop bullshittin'.
- [DC] Facts.
- You peel that lace front back...
- You got the Chico Bean under your shit.
- Facts.
[DC] Who be braiding your hair?
They need to be sued.
You mad 'cause
I only gotta pay half price.
"We're gonna be starting in the middle."
[Chico] Shit.
Ladies, if you look down
at Chico eating your pussy,
it's gonna look like you're having a baby.
Shit, you look down
at me eating your pussy,
you'll think it's
two different niggas eating it,
'cause I'm bald in the front,
braids in the back.
That's crazy, bruh.
The front of your head looks
like Squidward's house. Ugly-ass...
"No, SpongeBob."
Leave my nigga alone, bruh.
That's what the fuck we do here.
This is The 85 South Show.
We don't give a fuck what you built like.
- I do.
- We'll talk about your ass.
Don't you think you can just
come up on me, "DC, I love you..."
[audience laughs]
Stop doing that, 'cause that ain't gonna
stop nobody from fuckin' with you.
I don't give a fuck.
Sometimes people don't even
know what's wrong with you.
Don't be insecure about your flaws.
I fucked with a girl damn near two years
before I found out
she ain't have but one hand.
Ha-ha-ha. [laughs]
Nah, she used to keep it
pulled up in her shirt.
I just thought she was cold.
[audience laughs]
What the fuck, man?
So you ain't never see her take no bath?
How did you find out the hand was gone?
She had to open her iPhone,
and she had it set on the fingerprint.
But she just used the whole thing.
[audience laughs]
- Fuck y'all.
- I don't give a fuck.
- I used to talk to...
- I stopped fuckin' with her.
It didn't even have
shit to do with her hand.
I didn't give a fuck about that shit.
I broke up with her.
She talked too bad to me.
What she say, bro?
- She said she couldn't handle me.
- No...
- [audience laughs]
- [DC] Know what you shoulda told her?
Think about it.
I fucked with a bitch who had
a hip replacement. I ain't know.
And she had a cane,
'cause when she first came to my room,
she was leanin' on the cane.
[audience laughing]
I'm looking through the peephole,
"There go that bitch." I open the door,
she came through, "Excuse me."
I was like, "Hold up."
"You at the wrong door."
- How she come in?
- But I fucked her, though.
- [audience laughs]
- How?
I put that cane on that stand,
and we got busy.
- I think we got a special guest, though.
- Who?
This my dawg, bruh.
This my motherfuckin' day one,
you dig what I'm sayin'?
This motherfucker really opened the game
and paved the way for the new young niggas
and really put that flow
on the motherfuckin' map.
This nigga got hit
after motherfuckin' hit.
ATL, y'all make some noise for my day one,
- Rich Homie Quan!
- [audience cheering]
- [band playing "Lifestyle"]
- Hey!
- [DC] Yo!
- Hey!
Did a lot of shit
Just to live this here
Lifestyle
We came straight from the bottom
To the top
My lifestyle
And I'm livin' life like a beginner
But this is only the
Beginnin'
I'm on the top of the mountain
Puffin' on clouds and niggas still
Beginnin'
I do it for my daddy
I do it for my mama
Them long nights
I swear to God, I do it for the come up
And well I be beating on my chest
In the jungle, aye
Money on money
I got commas in every bank
Sunday through Monday
I been grindin' with no sleep
Talkin' 'bout takin' somethin' from me
Like, "No way"
Thugger Thugger, everyone a brother
You don't want no trouble trouble
Or you can get these fists
Knuckle knuckle
Buckle up like a seatbelt
Or I'll shoot ya
Punchin' on the gas
- Too fast
- And I lose ya
- I want a bed
- I'll do her
- I want a head
- Medusa
I swear a nigga gone
'Cause this strong I'm blowin' super
- Hey!
- Grindin' for a new day
- Hey, what we doin'?
- Skatin'
Like that nigga Lupe
Hey, I'm on the top just like toupee
- Hey, I'm in her mouth just like
- Toothpaste
So let's sing to her
Did a lot of shit just to live
This here lifestyle
Let's go!
And we came straight from the bottom
To the top
My lifestyle
And I'm livin' life like a beginner
But this is only the
Beginnin'
I'm on the top of the mountain
Puffin' on clouds and niggas still
Beginnin'
Hey!
- Hey!
- Uh-oh
- Hey!
- Uh-oh
- Hey!
- Uh-oh
What it do in this motherfucker?
Talk your shit, yo.
I say a lot of "what it do"
In this motherfucker
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I say a lot of "what it do"
In this motherfucker
- [song ends]
- [Quan] Aw, that's hard.
- [audience cheering]
- That's hard.
[band playing "Type of Way"]
If you're from Atlanta,
I know you know this.
You're gonna know it when I do it.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
My niggas been hustlin'
Trying to make him something
- Ain't no telling what he'll do...
- For the paper
Ain't no telling
Souffl, I'm straight
I steak my plate
Sade, I'm a smooth operator
I drop the top of my whip, baby!
That car I'm driving
Make you feel some...
Type of way
- That custom Breitling make you feel
- Some type of way
This bitch I'm with got me feelin'
Some type of way
Is it 'cause my homies rich
You feel some type of way?
Some type of way
Make you feel some type of way
Some type of way
Make you feel some type of way
This bitch I'm with
Feelin' some type of way
Is it 'cause my homies rich
You feel some
Type of way?
Okay, now let's be real
I know you feel some type of way
When I get to biting on her ear
She make that Tyson face
Don't look like that
I drop down to my knees
Thankful for life today
- Thank you, Lord
- No naps, just long sleep
Hibernate
I can tell if he 12, right away
Go through hell 'cause I care
Move you far away
Drop you off late
Know he feel some type of way
I got hoes like golf
Tryna make what Tiger makes
I got a hideaway
And I go there sometimes
To give my mind a break
See, I find a way
To still get through the struggle
What I'm tryna say
And I ain't lying today
When I tell you that I love...
My niggas been hustlin'
Trying to make him something
Ain't no telling
What he'll do for the paper
Ain't no telling
Souffl, I'm straight
I steak my plate
Sade, what we do? What we do?
I drop the top of my whip, baby!
That car I'm driving make you feel
Some type of way
That custom Breitling make you feel
Some type of way
This bitch I'm with
Got me feelin' some type of way
Is it 'cause my homies rich
You feel some type of way?
Some type of way
Make you feel some type of way
Heard she wanna fuck me
Know you feel some type of way
Mr. CEO is what my title say
Me and my homies G'd your ho
He feel some type of way
Hey!
- Uh-oh
- Hey
Hey!
Don't look like that
Hey
Thank you, Lord
Hey, yo
Let's go, let's go
Yo, that right too.
[song ends]
Hold that shit, hold up.
[Chico] Yeah.
Y'all make some noise
for Rich Homie Quan in this motherfucker.
[audience cheering]
That's how we livin'.
We needed that little musical interlude.
- My man, you in here with the white lady?
- That's his lady.
- That's what's up, slim. Salute to you.
- What you talking about?
- My man with the white lady right there.
- Like I said...
They both got glasses on too.
That's what Martin Luther King fought for.
That's his wife.
See, I'm too goofy, man.
I couldn't do it.
I never been with a white woman before.
I don't think nothin' wrong with it.
But I just couldn't do it
'cause I'm too goofy.
If I had a white woman, I wouldn't
fuck her to nothing but Negro spirituals.
Ain't gonna let nobody turn me round
Turn me round
- Gotta smack that ass.
- Turn me round
- It's for my ancestors.
- I'm gonna keep on marchin'
Keep on a-lickin'
Marchin' up to freedom land
Make sure you keep your church shoes on.
- [Karlous] How long you been married?
- [inaudible dialogue]
- Five years.
- [Karlous] Five years.
Hey, bruh, real... real Black-man shit.
- Can she cook, bruh?
- Oh yeah!
What can she make
that can't nobody fuck with?
- [Chico] Raisins.
- [Karlous] Don't look at her.
- Don't look at her.
- [DC] Raisins?
Raisins from scratch.
That ain't nothing but dried grapes.
You ain't gotta cook them!
- She can make steak better than anybody?
- [DC] I feel sorry for you.
You get a white lady,
you make sure she feed you steak.
Don't settle for nothing less.
You sure you're not kidnapped, my boy?
Look at me. You straight?
Move your eyebrows. Are you...?
Do she have you chained up by the ankles?
[Karlous]
Ever since that one movie came out,
it got me looking
at white people different.
- They be stealing Black people's bodies.
- They do.
What if her granddaddy already...
"I want him."
[audience laughing]
"I want him."
You don't know you're being set up,
her granddaddy like,
"I'm gonna get that Black one there."
- "Go 'head, Ashley, get him."
- Where y'all meet at?
Iron Skillet?
- [audience laughs]
- [inaudible dialogue]
- Hold up, what...
- That's a truck stop on Bankhead.
[audience laughs]
- [Karlous] Iron Skillet?
- "So you say you want some cocaine?"
We just fuckin' with you, bruh.
What's y'all favorite place to eat?
Cracker Barrel?
- [Karlous] Shut the...
- [inaudible dialogue]
[Chico] Yeah.
- I'm asking a question!
- He just was being inquisitive.
He wants to know.
I would like to know as well.
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- I mean...
I used to eat raisins,
'cause that was all a nigga had.
No cap. I used to eat raisins,
'cause that was all a nigga had.
All you had was raisins?
I always wanted grapes,
but she said, "Raisins in the box."
That's when I realized
they was dried grapes.
And I was like,
"These some good dried grapes."
- Boy, what the fuck?
- Grew up rough.
I told you I used to eat sardines.
Then I found out, nigga, that's dead fish.
What you thought they was
before you found out?
I just thought it was meat,
that's what they told me.
Meat with eyes, I was...
- [Karlous] Yeah.
- [Chico] Bruh, you had a hard-ass life.
Bruh, I grew up with parents
who was children of slaves.
- What?
- I'mma say that again.
I grew up with parents
who were children of slaves.
- He got them old parents.
- Oh.
Yeah.
My daddy had me when he was 61, nigga.
My grandmama was... a slave.
- Boy, your daddy had you when he was 61?
- [DC] No cap.
Nigga, you was supposed to have
been born 35 years earlier...
When he nutted, won't nobody
in there with me. It was just me.
- You was the only sperm left?
- The only nigga.
I was like, "Don't nobody wanna come?"
"Okay. Shit. This is easy!"
Well, welcome to the world,
DC Young Fly. I'm glad you was in there.
How old... Do you got any siblings?
- Who?
- You?
Nigga, I was a great uncle at nine.
So how old is your oldest sibling?
How old is my older sibling right now?
- I think he's 69.
- Sixty-nine?
That's that motherfuckin'
grandbrother, nigga.
- A nigga got that grandbrother.
- [audience laughs]
This is my grandbrother.
You better not laugh, bitch.
You better not...
You imagine, your kids come home,
and they done got into it at school,
and they like,
"He went and got his big brother."
"What grade his big brother in?"
"His big brother's 47."
[audience laughs]
"His big brother whupped both our ass."
I remember one time, I got my brother
to come fight with me one time.
My crackhead brother.
They ain't get mad, like, "I know
that nigga, serve him all the time."
I'm like, "Nigga..."
Wait till he get on crack,
that nigga get strong.
- Oh my God.
- I couldn't even imagine going to get my...
get a crackhead brother to help you fight.
Especially if you done caught him
right off the crack...
"Little bruh, somebody fuckin' with you?"
"Well, let's proceed. Where they at?"
Man, on everything I love,
I seen my brother get punched,
and that shit didn't even faze him.
Nigga got... Nigga hit the dope...
"Nigga... Ah!"
"Nigga, that's all you got?"
I said, "Ooh, that cocaine, boy,
gave that nigga a steel jaw."
[audience laughs]
What's going on?
- I fuck with this side over here.
- [DC] That side over there?
This side over here all right, right here.
I don't know, I think I might
fuck with this side right here, this.
This that westside, I can tell.
Y'all from Martin Luther King!
Ain't nothing fuckin' with the middle.
The middle where it's at.
- [Karlous I don't know.
- [Chico] The middle where it's at.
Wait a fuckin' minute.
Don't ever let them be louder than y'all.
I said I'm fuckin' with
this side over here.
- [cheering and yelling]
- [band playing R&B music]
Everybody here got suspended,
I don't know what y'all talkin' about.
Everybody on this side, make some noise.
[cheering and yelling]
- Sit your ass down, ma'am.
- Yeah, nigga.
You can't hear.
Like I said,
ain't nobody fuckin' with the middle!
[cheering and yelling]
Ain't nobody fuckin' with the middle
Whoa
Who?
I said ain't nobody
Fuckin' with the middle
Row
You got me fucked up.
I want this side
to repeat after me. Listen.
You got me fucked up
You got me fucked up
You got me fucked up
You got me fucked up
You got me fucked up
You got me fucked up
Ooh
Ooh
Boy, y'all sound
fuckin' terrible over there.
Don't worry, this the children's choir.
We workin' on it.
We gonna get it together.
Hey, middle, what we gonna tell 'em?
Nigga, please
Nigga, please
Nigga, please
Nigga, please
Nigga, please
Nigga, please
White man, you better not say nothin'!
Nigga, please
That nigga like this,
"Uh-uh, I won't say that."
Is it our turn?
[man] Yeah!
I need everybody over here to say...
[clears throat]
- I need y'all to say...
- Thought that's what you want them to say.
Y'all ain't fuckin' with us
Y'all ain't fuckin' with us
I said, y'all ain't fuckin' with us
Thinkin' about that.
Y'all ain't fuckin' with us
Shit
Shit
I said, shit
Shit
I said, shit
Shit
I said, shit
Shit
That was it?
- That's all we gotta say.
- [DC] Look.
Y'all coochie stink
Y'all coochie stink
Y'all coochie stink
Y'all coochie stink
Y'all coochie stink
Y'all coochie stink
- Okay, it's our turn.
- Y'all coochie stink
Y'all coochie stink
All right, this is gonna be specifically
for the people on that side, okay.
I need everybody over here to say...
Y'all suck dick for cigarettes
Y'all suck dick for cigarettes
Y'all suck dick for cigarettes
Y'all suck dick for cigarettes
[audience laughing]
Whoa, hey.
No.
What the fuck is wrong
With both sides?
What the fuck is wrong
With both sides?
I said
What the fuck is wrong with both sides?
What the fuck is wrong
With both sides?
Got something for y'all.
Y'all gotta listen to me.
Wait till I'm done.
Y'all got a car in the front yard
And it don't work
Y'all got a car in the front yard
And it don't work
Ooh!
Y'all got a car in the front yard
And it don't work
Y'all got a car in the front yard
And it don't work
Y'all ain't shit
for trying to sing that shit at the end.
- [DC] What?
- [song ends]
- DC.
- [band playing funk music]
This how your little cousin be.
When he get
that new keyboard for Christmas.
- That's Bryan.
- That's Bryan-Michael Cox right there.
That's Bryan-Michael Cox right there.
[Chico] And if you don't know
who Bryan-Michael Cox is,
then you's a sucka.
- That's the OG right there.
- One of the greatest to ever do it.
Show 'em what you do, baby.
[piano chord swells]
Come on, Bryan.
We gonna take 'em to church.
That is Bryan-Michael Cox
That nigga ain't got on socks
[playing lively melody]
[Karlous] Oh shit.
I will dance with your auntie
off this shit.
- Guess what?
- Where an old Black woman at?
- Goddamn it, I'mma...
- Uh-oh. Where she at?
You gotta get somebody real...
Oh!
[audience cheering]
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Drop it like it's hot, Auntie
Drop it like it's hot, Auntie, unh!
Drop it like it's hot, Auntie, unh!
Unh! Oh! [whoops]
Ooh! Oh!
Oh, that's good!
[Karlous] Y'all turn this shit...
- Turn this shit off immediately.
- [music stops]
- Turn this shit off.
- We went down the wrong aisle. Shit!
Chico, you about to fuck around and be
somebody step-granddaddy in this bitch.
[audience laughs]
Boy, I was scared for you when she put
that big old pussy on you, I was scared.
Nah, that pussy big
as a baseball glove, you saw it.
- Ah!
- [audience laughing]
She got that
hind-catcher glove down there.
[DC] Oh!
Auntie! Who you came with, baby?
- My nephew right there.
- [DC] Who your nephew is?
In the... In the middle?
Why the fuck you ain't tell us
your auntie was out there, nigga?
Poppin' that pussy for a real nigga...
I don't like to explain shit.
She used to fuck with my uncle,
then she quit fuckin' with him.
But then I saw her, and she told me
she was still my auntie, so...
- Yeah, that's usually how it go.
- Damn.
Your family is full of freaks.
[Karlous] All right.
Hoo!
You keep tryin' to fuck
with them grown women,
they gonna have you over there
eatin' pussy and making potato salad.
"Go on, I need you to cut up
eight big potatoes, baby."
[audience laughing]
You know old ladies say "buh-tatuhs."
"You gotta cut up eight big buh-tatuhs."
- This shit is turnt up, man.
- This shit crazy, bruh.
I ain't never been down through here,
this shit look like a megachurch tonight.
This where Jimi be playin', 2 Chainz...
I'm about to come out like,
"Ladies and gentlemen,
we've raised over $1 million
for the African-American
Scholarship Foundation."
- Yes, indeed.
- [band playing gospel music]
[DC] Banneker.
Don't this feel like
a megachurch for real?
I feel like I could
really be a megachurch pastor 'cause...
You talkin'... You poppin' your shit.
I feel like that's
one of the easiest jobs.
Amen.
You don't gotta really say nothing.
Reverend Karlous Miller.
All you gotta do is come out
and say the same thing two times.
And convince everybody
that it sounds good.
The floor is yours,
Reverend Karlous Miller.
Megachurch pastor come out
and say something just like this.
It be exactly like this.
See, this...
that's the problem
with our people right here today.
We got people in the congregation,
in the church with us right now...
Amen.
We got some people in here today that's
tryin' to stay
where they don't live.
Amen.
And we got people tryin' to live
where they don't stay. [laughs]
[audience cheering and whooping]
I wish I could talk to just
one person in here tonight.
I said you either stayin'...
or you livin'.
And you either livin'...
[gospel music continues]
[audience laughing]
Y'all ain't heard nothing I said.
I said, you either...
stayin'...
or you livin'.
You either livin'...
You see how it can't be both?
I said, you see how it can't be both?
I said, you see how it can't be...
You either livin'
You can't live where you stay
You cannot live where you do not stay.
You cannot stay where you live
You cannot stay...
Ooh
where you do not live.
Livin'
Livin'
Livin'
Whoa!
You...
You been livin'
You either livin'
You...
[Karlous] You've gotta be...
You gotta be.
Ooh, yeah
You either stayin'
You either livin'
You either stayin'
Oh, you either livin'
- To all the fellas in the house tonight...
- Can't live where you stay
...if you stayin' with a woman,
and she ain't payin'
all the bills,
[audience laughs]
and you just layin' up,
and she asks you why
you're not helping her with these bills,
I want you to look her
right in the face and say, "Baby,
I don't live here."
"I stay here."
'Cause you can't stay...
where you don't live.
You can't stay where you live, baby
How many people
Stayin' with God, yeah?
- How many people live for Jesus?
- [Karlous] Come on.
Oh, you gotta stay with God
And live with Jesus
Ooh
Ooh
You feel that feeling?
See, you was playing at first,
then it got real.
Can't stay where you live
Ooh
I'mma get in.
In the name of the Lord
You can't stay where you live
- In the name
- Ooh
In the name of the Lord
Some people say
gospel music has gotten too radical.
Oh, we gonna keep rollin'
- Know what's funny?
- In the name of the Lord
You gonna be walking to the car like...
Ooh
We rollin'
In the name of the Lord
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
Name of the...
- Mighty name of the...
- Chico got the Holy Thing.
In the name of the...
Mighty name of the...
Glory name of the J-E-S-U-S
Can't stay where you live
To the J-E-S-U-S
[Karlous]
Chico done caught the Spirit, Jesus!
Can't stay where you live, yeah
J-E-S-U-S
- Can't stay where you live
- In the name...
- Ooh
- In the name...
- Ooh
- In the name...
In the name...
- Ooh
- In the name...
- Ooh
- In the name...
- Ooh
- In the name...
Turn it off. Stop.
- J-E-S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
- You can't stay where you live
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
- J-E-S-U-S
- You can't stay where you live
- J-E-S-U-S
- Rollin'
J-E-S-U-S
I can't cut it off. This the good part.
- J-E-S-U-S
- Rollin'
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S, U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S
- Ooh
- In the name of the...
- Ooh
- In the name of the...
- Ooh
- In the mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty
- Ooh
- Name of the...
- Ooh
- In the name of the...
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
Why you supporting this?
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
Everybody, J-E-S-U-S
- Can't stay where you live
- J-E-S-U-S
[inaudible dialogue]
- J-E-S-U-S
- Stop this right now.
Stop.
- [music stops]
- Everybody put your instruments down.
You can't stay where you live
[music resumes]
What'd I say?
Ooh
You can't stay where you live, yeah
Fuck me, then.
[audience laughs]
- Ooh
- J-E-S
- Ooh
- S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S
- Ooh
- S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E
You can't stay where you live
Come on, stop.
Stop!
Who said add a guitar solo?
[music stops]
Y'all...
It's some saxophone too? Stop.
- [audience laughs]
- Them niggas came to play.
That shit was smooth.
[Chico] Everybody getting their little
part together on the song...
[DC] Them niggas came to play.
I bet if we'd say,
anybody wanna come down for benediction...
Anybody need prayer?
Can we bring out one more special guest?
[audience cheering]
Ladies and gentlemen, do me a favor.
Right here, Atlanta legends,
just stand up for me one time.
I need everybody in here
to stand up for me one time.
So we can welcome to the stage,
none other than...
Who?
- ...Goodie Mob.
- [DC] Oh!
- [band playing "Get Rich to This"]
- [audience cheering]
- Come on, what's up, y'all?
- [Chico] Uh-oh.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's up? Hey! Hey!
Guess what?
- Let's go!
- We peel out sideways
Get rich to this
- We do 100 on the highways
- Get rich to this
- Thank God for Fridays
- Get rich to this
Say hey, hey, hey
Get rich to this
- We peel out sideways
- Get rich to this
- We do 100 on the highways
- Get rich to this
- Thank God for Fridays
- Get rich to this
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Boy, I done bought D's
- Big body Benz car keys
- Wid dis
- Condos in the Cancun summer breeze
- Wid dis
And you know, doin' good fo' sho'
I'm gettin' rich too
Hollerin' out Calhoun know
Nigga, nickeled and dimed
And did dirt for dis
Do a show
And sweat up my good shirt for dis
I snap rap until my flows
Tried to hurt for this
So when I get me a lil' bit
I'mma wear my shit
And if I lose it
I ain't gonna cry about it
I ain't no dummy, goddammit
I ain't about to die about it
Fuck with me, though
I'll let a few fly
- But don't you test me, boy
- Because I about it
- So I'm the major money maker
- Man, fuck these haters
Keep yo' eyes on amounts
Accounts and some bankers
Get high, get fly
Till you get it, gettin' by
Don't switch, come on
T-Mo, get rich
From the bottom to the top
Now it's hot
Keepin' it heated, people about to see
They chasin' after cash in the ass
Suckers crash
On the blast from the past
Goodie Mob, Backbone and OutKast
Whatchu think this was, Black?
Take your sorry ass, watch me blow
Turnin' my lyrics in the flow
This is how it go, and it go
Perfect picture paintin'
Million dollar hold
In the Cascade, in the shade
Well, I'se gon' get paid to dis
Find a wife to dis
I'm bout to cut, like a knife to dis
We 'bout to, we 'bout to
Top top, to get rich
- We peel out sideways
- Get rich
- We do 100 on the highways
- Get rich to this
- Thank God for Fridays
- What's up?
Yeah!
Sign yo' grill wid dis
We put the number two balls
Silk drawers wid dis
Crushed velvet diamond cut
Tonight, Gipp get woozy
Might step outside
And might catch me a floozie
Some loosey double-stitched hoochie
While we chase coochie
We the realest down South, hot two
I'm in your face like kabuki
Get krunk, don't be no lame-brain
Top Bankhead
Props, I'm prayin wid dis, nigga
- Boys on the ave
- Throw shots to dis
Hoes in the club flirt out to dis
- State your name, baby
- And get rich to dis
- We peel out sideways
- Get rich to dis
- We do 100 on the highways
- Get rich to this
- Thank God for Fridays
- Get rich to this
- Hey, hey, hey, hey
- Get rich to dis
- We peel out sideways
- Get rich to dis
- We do 100 on the highways
- Get rich to this
- Thank God for Fridays
- Get rich to this
Hey, hey, hey, hey
One time, say, "uh"
- [song ends]
- Yeah!
- What's happening, College Park?
- [cheering]
- What's up?
- Yessir!
What's up?
Southside!
- God damn!
- [band plays dramatic music]
- Aw, yeah.
- That shit crazy.
- [Chico] Hold up.
- [DC] Stop.
[music stops]
[Karlous] Stop.
Y'all show some love
for Goodie Mob, real shit.
- [audience cheering]
- And Rich Homie Quan.
Hold up. Before y'all go,
everybody stand up.
Everybody stand up and put your phones up.
Put your lights in the air.
[Karlous]
After every show, we take a picture.
[Chico] So we can show the history
we made tonight in the ATL.
All right, y'all ready?
Everybody got their lights up?
[Karlous]
I need everybody to smile extra hard.
[band playing dramatic music]
- [Karlous] College Park!
- [DC] ATL!
[Chico] We love everybody. South Shore,
we love y'all! Thank y'all so much!
- [audience cheering and applauding]
- [dramatic music continues]
Subtitle translation by: MJM
[announcer]
Atlanta, we've been waiting for this one!
- This is The 85 South Show!
- [audience cheering]
- There is no other show like this.
- [band playing R&B music]
We've got three of the funniest people
on the planet on one stage,
and it's all improv.
You've seen him on Wild N' Out,
Comedy Central, and BET.
From Washington, DC,
we've got Chico Bean!
[audience cheering and applauding]
He started out his comedy career
as a social media superstar,
and now he's selling out arenas
all across the country.
He's from the westside of Atlanta.
DC Young Fly!
[audience cheering and applauding]
You've seen him on Last Comic Standing,
Wild 'N Out, and All Def Comedy.
From Oxford, Mississippi,
Karlous Miller!
[audience cheering and applauding]
This is The 85 South Show,
Ghetto Legends!
With special guests Rich Homie Quan
and Goodie Mob!
[audience cheering and applauding]
- Uh-oh!
- Yeah!
- ATL!
- Wow!
- ATL!
- [Chico] Yeah!
Where we at?
[DC] Where we...
- ATL
- ATL
ATL
- We in the...
- ATL
- We in the ATL
- ATL
- Yes, sir!
- ATL
- Atlanta, westside!
- [Chico] ATL
Westside, the motherfucking
best side, bitch!
Atlanta, what's happening?
Uh-oh!
Oh!
- This motherfucker lit good.
- Ooh.
This shit look good.
Look at this shit, looking like
Morris Brown in this motherfucker!
What it look like?
We got a band in the ATL
They playing music
And they playing that shit oh so swell
We in the ATL
You know we do it big
This is The 85 South Show
And we the shit
We got a lady on the violin
That's playing strings
We got a nigga on the horn
He be bah-bah-ing
We got a nigga on the drums
He be drumming good
We got my nigga J.O.N.
- He be screamin' "uh!"
- Hold up
Hold up, Chico
Let me take you to my hood, ya dig?
Adamsville, Zone 4, yeah
Where it's all good, ya dig?
Yeah
Martin Luther King, Bankhead
Them girls over there
Their coochie... stankin'
What? No! Hold up, no, uh-uh
What? No! Uh-uh! Hold up
She from Echo Ridge, that shit stank!
What? No, uh-uh, no, hold up
- Talk to 'em, Lous.
- Hold up.
Hold up. Y'all think it's a game.
Stop. Stop everything.
- Hold up. Stop everything.
- [DC] Yo.
- You think it's a game.
- [DC] What?
I got a Black girl that play the violin.
- You're bullshitting.
- Watch.
Turn it back up, watch this!
[playing intricate melody]
[DC] Beethoven ain't got shit on you.
Yo.
- A-T-L-A-N-T-A
- Give me one more and one below.
- [DC] Yo, I like that.
- [Karlous] Yeah, I like that.
Do the high pitch.
[playing ascending melody]
- Damn!
- [Karlous] Ooh!
Do that one more time.
That sounded like good head. Do that.
I had some head
sounded like that one time.
- [playing ascending melody]
- [audience laughs]
She must've just brushed her teeth
if the head sounded like that.
[DC] I don't want head like that.
Don't it look like
her titties kept playing in the car?
She separated 'em.
"Get over there, get over there."
"I'm sick of this."
I bet when you take that goddamn bra off,
your titties drop
like an old-school rapper.
How y'all feel?
[audience cheering and whooping]
This shit crazy!
Y'all might as well enjoy yourself.
You know your car
getting broke into tonight.
[audience laughs]
We are in Atlanta, the home of...
You gotta roll your windows down
and unlock your car
so your shit don't get broke into.
- [woman] It's my birthday!
- Who birthday?
Not with that dress on.
- Shit... yes, it is.
- You went to Party City, you trippin'.
Wait a fucking minute.
She stood up and said, "It's my birthday!"
Her nigga said, "Don't look hard."
Nigga, you know I don't want her.
You don't even half want her.
[DC] Here in a little turtleneck.
Nigga look like a priest.
He told me don't look at her,
but his girl about to hug DC.
You a terrible boyfriend.
Don't worry about it. Sit on down.
See? You arguing with me,
and she over there being for the streets.
Yeah, it's all good.
She got that lip ring.
She got two of them.
You ain't changed them since you got them.
Hey, she gonna cheat on you, my nigga.
It's over with.
I think she about to cheat.
- I think she about to cheat
- She got fungus on her lip ring
- I think she about to cheat
- She got fungus on her lip ring
- I think she about to cheat
- Ooh, she got fungus on her lip ring
She got fungus on her lip ring?
She ain't changed it since 2013
She keep giving niggas head
I'll take a picture.
Talkin' about, "Let's go."
Saggy-ass titties.
[audience laughs]
I'm just only saying what I see.
On some real shit, it do look like
somebody grabbed her titties,
squeezed, and let them go.
Hey, Fly, what is Atlanta?
Atlanta. That's it.
- Fulton County.
- Now we're in College Park.
College Park is College Park.
College Park is not Atlanta.
It's like, you know... It's College Park.
'Cause I'm from Atlanta. I went to APS.
- Atlanta Public Schools.
- Okay.
Fulton County, westside,
APD ride on my street.
You can't tell me nothing, bitch.
So, what constitutes being from Atlanta?
They say if you were born
at Grady, Crawford Long,
Georgia Baptist, you know what I'm saying?
- Okay.
- That's really Atlanta hospitals.
When you leave the hospital,
your house gotta be in Atlanta too.
I'mma tell you the easiest way.
Everything inside of 285...
Is Atlanta.
- Most of it.
- Supposed to be.
Most of it.
Look at all them niggas from outside 285.
Fuck y'all pussy-ass niggas!
I put my work in.
Nah, this College Park.
This shit different.
- What's different?
- See, like, in Atlanta...
- They break into your car. Mm-hm.
- [Chico] Right.
In College Park,
they take shit off your car.
[Chico chuckles]
They taking all kinds of shit down here.
I seen a nigga snatch a nigga food
at the food court. They not playing.
Jesus, you mean to tell me
you break in a car in Atlanta,
but in College Park, they gonna steal
your catalytic converter off your shit?
No, in College Park, they do shit like
they'll take the whole tire off,
and steal your baby seat.
Damn!
These niggas down here do shit like
bust your window and lock your door.
Know what type of nigga
you got to be to steal baby clothes?
"Hey, bro, I got couple of 2Ts and 3Ts
if you need them."
Somebody need them.
Shit real.
My homeboy, they busted his window out.
- [DC] No!
- Stole the baby seat.
He put some plastic up.
I guess it was the same niggas.
They came out and bust his plastic out.
He must've did something.
They had a problem with him.
Won't let that nigga have plastic.
Man! Look at this shit, man.
We are in Atlanta with all these
beautiful Black people in here.
Looks like a cold-ass graduation
in this motherfucker.
[audience cheers]
Shit look lit! Look at all these niggas.
Who got some weed?
Fuck that bullshit. What's happening?
Where my focus at?
I'm through smoking weed.
That shit done got too strong.
Why you say that? Why you say
the weed got too strong, Karlous?
That shit done got too strong, bro.
I know they put that fen-phen in it.
'Cause I was high the other day,
fucked around and ordered
a pregnancy pillow, nigga.
[audience laughs]
- The one that you lay between the legs?
- Nigga...
That ain't really a bad idea.
I'm at home taking naps
like I'm ten months.
And I done got used to it.
I done laid my nuts off the side.
That shit's good though.
I can deal with the weed.
I just can't fuck with the edibles.
I can't do the edibles.
I'mma tell the story.
Karlous gave me an edible one time,
shit made me start smoking
regular weed for three years.
I went in the bathroom, looked in
the mirror, my eyelashes flew off my face.
Nigga, I was like, "Nigga, I'm trippin'!"
Fuck that.
I ain't fucking with no edibles.
I used to pop pills, nigga.
I'm really from the trenches.
Martin Luther King. Stop playing with me.
Hamilton E Holmes, boy,
was my train station.
Martin Luther King would not approve
of you popping no goddamn pills, nigga.
Just saying, it's a long-ass ride
when you come from Five Points.
That's an hour and a half.
You gotta be on something.
See, you didn't even catch that.
See, only a nigga from Atlanta,
when he tell you five different things
that ain't got shit to do
with he talking about,
that mean he serious as fuck
about what he about to say.
Hell you talking about?
Martin Luther King, my grandma
house purple. Fuck you talking about?
Fell off my bike when I was seven.
Got in a fight with Lil Tay-Tay.
What the fuck you talking about?
Real nigga shit.
No cap.
Ain't nobody's threw me no weed, bruh.
Goddamn. I said,
"Let me get a three-five!"
These white folks
ain't gonna do nothing to you.
They scared. They're like,
"Oh no, I don't wanna get locked up."
Just throw it, ain't nobody gonna see
who threw it. Just throw it far.
[audience laughs]
I go to see, and I'm like,
"There goes my weed."
Niggas smarter than that.
They ain't bringing no weed in here.
Soon as they saw the goddamn
Convention Center, they were like,
"Hell, no, boy, them Fed charges."
Well, we're in Atlanta, boy, somebody's
got an ounce in their nuts right now.
Just going through the aisle,
"You straight, my boy?"
This nigga said you got a whole ounce
in your nuts. Nobody wanna smoke that.
I got that za. You straight, Baba?
[Karlous] Nigga fucking around...
He look like he work
at Enterprise. Ugly-ass...
[Chico] Who work at Enterprise?
This bald-headed nigga right here.
That nigga work at Enterprise.
"We got three cars left."
That nigga look like the bad guy
off a Tyler Perry movie.
He look like that nigga cheat on his wife
in a Tyler Perry movie.
[Chico] He was watching you.
For real? This is how my city gonna do?
Ain't nobody gonna throw a nigga no weed?
I went to Minnesota, I said,
"Throw me some weed."
Them niggas was like...
[audience yelling indistinctly]
They threw it.
Why y'all looking like an Easter egg hunt?
"Where the weed, y'all?"
- Not no pre-rolled. That shit...
- Hell nah.
I'm from the city. You got me fucked up.
That shit got a Percocet 30 in it.
Hell nah.
- Stop. Turn the music off. Stop.
- [band stops]
- Yeah.
- See?
This is what I'm mad at.
And you can tell they just rolled
that blunt 'cause it is still wet.
Ugh!
Don't nobody want that shit.
Yeah, that shit got drugs in it.
Give it back to the community!
Only at The 85 South Show
will you get a blunt thrown
in your direction in your section.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Crazy part about it is
somebody caught it with one hand.
That nigga caught that motherfucker.
He's sniffing it. Don't smoke that shit!
You fuck around and smoke that shit,
you gonna be...
Somebody gonna unravel that.
How many 85 South Show fans,
85-percenters we got in here tonight?
- That fuck with us for real.
- That got the app.
So if you're a real 85-percenter,
you know what that picture mean.
What that mean right there?
Look how Marvin is looking at you.
[woman] He's looking at you for some shit.
What? He's looking at me for some shit?
No, that nigga gonna be looking
at you later, like, "Bitch, you done..."
- This...
- Catch my breath...
What the hell are you doing?
I'm hot, nigga!
Nigga, we are shooting a special,
and you is doing
your OnlyFans content on stage.
I'm trying to get
some more followers, dig?
[women yelling]
Y'all some freaky-ass ladies,
y'all like niggas that's built
like ex-drug addicts and shit.
- [audience laughs]
- Ha, ha!
Oh, I know... Oh. Oh.
- You talkin' 'bout me?
- [Karlous] Yeah.
You know you built like you used
to be in a wheelchair or something.
No offense to the people
who still in them.
Your ass gonna be on Depends
in three more years.
- Well, that just depends.
- Hey. Stop.
We supposed to be brothers.
Shut up, nigga, you got a leather shirt on
like you paint pictures.
[audience laughs]
I had to wear some leather,
nigga, this shit is nice.
Nigga tryin' to look serious as hell
with his trench coat.
[Karlous] That nigga be lying,
telling everybody he do real estate.
That nigga just started.
That's that coat Dave Chappelle had on
when he was a crackhead on his show.
That's that Tyrone Biggums
jacket he got on.
[band playing funk music]
- What?
- What the fuck?
- Why you start playing that music, nigga?
- I didn't no what to do.
Nigga hit the porno music.
I went into crackhead mode,
I didn't know what to do.
Nigga, you don't see that,
we went all out for this show.
- Yes, we did.
- [Karlous] I got a nigga on a tuba.
When the last time you even seen a tuba,
since you was in 9th or 10th grade?
[DC]
They found that nigga at Morris Brown.
I had to fly all the way to New Orleans
to find a nigga on a tuba, nigga.
[blows deep note]
[Karlous] Okay, play that bitch again.
That nigga just farted.
[audience laughs]
Hold up, gimme some tuba, nigga.
[tuba playing melody]
[Chico] Ladies and gentlemen,
we present to you
the baddest band in all of the land,
led by the one and only,
John "Loose-leg" Whitfield.
[audience cheering]
Stop fucking with me, my degree.
- Ah! Ah! Ah!
- [Chico] Unh! Unh! Unh!
[audience yelling]
I was like, y'all niggas was in the band?
I ain't know what the fuck to do.
I just did the only thing I...
[audience laughs]
- Yeah, I play drums.
- [Chico] You did?
- Yeah.
- You know how to play the drums?
- Man, what?
- [Chico] Figure...
Well, play something, then.
- Play something, then.
- That nigga ain't finna do shit.
- [Chico] Lous gonna give you some.
- [Karlous] Kick us some shit.
[Chico] Let's hear it.
This nigga don't know what the drums is.
[guitar playing funk melody]
[band playing funk music]
Come on, y'all
Get on up!
Get on down!
Get on up!
I said get on down!
I said I don't know why
Everybody's mad at me
Being out here...
[scatting]
[audience cheering]
[Karlous] Play that shit!
[funk music continues]
Ooh! [scatting]
Come on, y'all, get it!
Huh!
Give it to me now
One, two, three, hit me!
- [Karlous] Hit me!
- [playing reggae music]
Okay!
What's that one right there?
Everybody in the house tonight
Put your hands in the sky tonight
Everybody in the house tonight
Put your hands in the sky tonight
- That's it
- Booyaka
ATL, we're in here
Party like this is the new year
Say get on down, get on up
Party, everybody
You know we don't stop
Watch me now!
Gave her a Phillie, here's to my billi
Lady right there
Got the real long titties
Everybody know it, everybody know it
I hope it don't fall out
'Cause you gonna show it
Hey!
[whooping]
- [whooping]
- [yells]
[reggae music continues]
- [Karlous laughs]
- [playing drum solo]
Goddamn it!
- Hey!
- [audience cheering]
That's how you do it!
Don't play with that boy.
Look, that nigga sitting right there,
"He was playing that shit for real?" Yeah.
[DC] That couch stink.
[women whooping and cheering]
Look at all y'all freaky-ass ladies.
Ladies, y'all better stop,
you screaming here with a nigga like,
"Bitch, don't you ever goddamn
make no noise like that for no nigga."
There's some freaky-ass women
in here, boy.
Y'all like niggas
that's shaped like gunshot victims?
I know you ain't talkin'.
Nigga drinks Ensures in the morning.
Shut your ass...
- Wait!
- "Give me two of them Ensures..."
Stop!
We supposed to be brothers.
No, but for real, you built like...
- A healthy crackhead.
- Yeah...
I'm built like T.I. when he walk.
I'm just gonna just...
What you say, partner?
Don't he look like he about to say,
"Nephew, I ain't on that shit
no more, look at me!"
- [audience laughs]
- All right now, Karlous, you get two more.
"Hand me two of them Ensures
out that small refrigerator right there."
Two more? I only got two more?
- What about Chico, look at his back.
- Aw, lord!
Now y'all niggas gonna put me in it.
You better keep roasting me.
Leave me alone, DC,
you built like a curling iron, nigga.
Nigga, you go swimming with all
your clothes on. Ugly-ass boy, the fuck?
Boy, you look like a windshield wiper.
Chico, you keep that hat on 'cause
the top of your head got a soft spot.
- Ha!
- [audience laughs]
Boy got cradle cap!
Ha!
Hey, fuck you!
Talking 'bout, "That's dandruff."
That's cradle cap!
It was cold that day, I had to
wash my shit. Fuck y'all niggas.
That nigga need to drink some breast milk.
- We friends now.
- Y'all friends again, oh.
- Good fucking job, assholes.
- You know we got to talk shit about you.
Your shirt got a shirt on.
Nigga, this is leather.
Trying to hide that back.
If I got shot, you got hit by a car.
I don't give a fuck.
I mean, I'll take that.
I'll take that.
- Goddamn it.
- Show them folks your spine.
[Chico] Yeah.
You're built like a coffee straw,
get out of here.
Ooh!
Real shit, DC, you are built like you just
learned how to walk two years ago.
Man, you got arthritis in your kneecaps.
Ugly-ass boy, what the fuck?
You a old-ass nigga.
Both of y'all age together
is 150, say something.
"He finna keep your boy young,
keep fucking with me. Let go!"
[audience laughs]
Fuck you.
Hey DC, you built like them things
that be at the car dealership.
[audience laughs]
You look just like that bitch.
Boy, your back look like
a Church's biscuit, ugly-ass!
[squeals]
Mr. Ensure, you wanna say something else?
Boy, you don't get your ass out of here,
looking like Not Smoke.
[audience laughs]
- [Chico] What did you say?
- Not Pop Smoke, that's Not Smoke.
- Not Smoke?
- [audience laughs]
[laughs sarcastically]
- [Karlous] Boy!
- Whitney!
- What?
- [DC] Whitney.
- Oh yeah.
- Old-ass nigga.
When you go to sleep, boy,
you got a pillow for your legs.
"Prop my feet up, I need to get it up."
Hey, you got a pillow for your back?
Ugly-ass mother...
Don't let him do that, bruh, told ya.
What? Chico, your head big as hell.
Nigga, I don't give a fuck, what?
- Yeah, nigga.
- Look, Karlous. Karlous, look!
This how big this nigga pillow is.
- You see it.
- [audience cheering and whooping]
[screeches]
Matter fact, DC, you built like
this braid, nigga, fuck outta here.
You built like my braid.
Tell the folks why
you ain't never play football.
Everybody in the crowd laughed
when you took your hat off.
Except that one girl right there.
She was like, "Ooh."
I don't give a fuck, y'all ladies.
You know you look like this
under that wig. Stop bullshittin'.
- [DC] Facts.
- You peel that lace front back...
- You got the Chico Bean under your shit.
- Facts.
[DC] Who be braiding your hair?
They need to be sued.
You mad 'cause
I only gotta pay half price.
"We're gonna be starting in the middle."
[Chico] Shit.
Ladies, if you look down
at Chico eating your pussy,
it's gonna look like you're having a baby.
Shit, you look down
at me eating your pussy,
you'll think it's
two different niggas eating it,
'cause I'm bald in the front,
braids in the back.
That's crazy, bruh.
The front of your head looks
like Squidward's house. Ugly-ass...
"No, SpongeBob."
Leave my nigga alone, bruh.
That's what the fuck we do here.
This is The 85 South Show.
We don't give a fuck what you built like.
- I do.
- We'll talk about your ass.
Don't you think you can just
come up on me, "DC, I love you..."
[audience laughs]
Stop doing that, 'cause that ain't gonna
stop nobody from fuckin' with you.
I don't give a fuck.
Sometimes people don't even
know what's wrong with you.
Don't be insecure about your flaws.
I fucked with a girl damn near two years
before I found out
she ain't have but one hand.
Ha-ha-ha. [laughs]
Nah, she used to keep it
pulled up in her shirt.
I just thought she was cold.
[audience laughs]
What the fuck, man?
So you ain't never see her take no bath?
How did you find out the hand was gone?
She had to open her iPhone,
and she had it set on the fingerprint.
But she just used the whole thing.
[audience laughs]
- Fuck y'all.
- I don't give a fuck.
- I used to talk to...
- I stopped fuckin' with her.
It didn't even have
shit to do with her hand.
I didn't give a fuck about that shit.
I broke up with her.
She talked too bad to me.
What she say, bro?
- She said she couldn't handle me.
- No...
- [audience laughs]
- [DC] Know what you shoulda told her?
Think about it.
I fucked with a bitch who had
a hip replacement. I ain't know.
And she had a cane,
'cause when she first came to my room,
she was leanin' on the cane.
[audience laughing]
I'm looking through the peephole,
"There go that bitch." I open the door,
she came through, "Excuse me."
I was like, "Hold up."
"You at the wrong door."
- How she come in?
- But I fucked her, though.
- [audience laughs]
- How?
I put that cane on that stand,
and we got busy.
- I think we got a special guest, though.
- Who?
This my dawg, bruh.
This my motherfuckin' day one,
you dig what I'm sayin'?
This motherfucker really opened the game
and paved the way for the new young niggas
and really put that flow
on the motherfuckin' map.
This nigga got hit
after motherfuckin' hit.
ATL, y'all make some noise for my day one,
- Rich Homie Quan!
- [audience cheering]
- [band playing "Lifestyle"]
- Hey!
- [DC] Yo!
- Hey!
Did a lot of shit
Just to live this here
Lifestyle
We came straight from the bottom
To the top
My lifestyle
And I'm livin' life like a beginner
But this is only the
Beginnin'
I'm on the top of the mountain
Puffin' on clouds and niggas still
Beginnin'
I do it for my daddy
I do it for my mama
Them long nights
I swear to God, I do it for the come up
And well I be beating on my chest
In the jungle, aye
Money on money
I got commas in every bank
Sunday through Monday
I been grindin' with no sleep
Talkin' 'bout takin' somethin' from me
Like, "No way"
Thugger Thugger, everyone a brother
You don't want no trouble trouble
Or you can get these fists
Knuckle knuckle
Buckle up like a seatbelt
Or I'll shoot ya
Punchin' on the gas
- Too fast
- And I lose ya
- I want a bed
- I'll do her
- I want a head
- Medusa
I swear a nigga gone
'Cause this strong I'm blowin' super
- Hey!
- Grindin' for a new day
- Hey, what we doin'?
- Skatin'
Like that nigga Lupe
Hey, I'm on the top just like toupee
- Hey, I'm in her mouth just like
- Toothpaste
So let's sing to her
Did a lot of shit just to live
This here lifestyle
Let's go!
And we came straight from the bottom
To the top
My lifestyle
And I'm livin' life like a beginner
But this is only the
Beginnin'
I'm on the top of the mountain
Puffin' on clouds and niggas still
Beginnin'
Hey!
- Hey!
- Uh-oh
- Hey!
- Uh-oh
- Hey!
- Uh-oh
What it do in this motherfucker?
Talk your shit, yo.
I say a lot of "what it do"
In this motherfucker
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I say a lot of "what it do"
In this motherfucker
- [song ends]
- [Quan] Aw, that's hard.
- [audience cheering]
- That's hard.
[band playing "Type of Way"]
If you're from Atlanta,
I know you know this.
You're gonna know it when I do it.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
My niggas been hustlin'
Trying to make him something
- Ain't no telling what he'll do...
- For the paper
Ain't no telling
Souffl, I'm straight
I steak my plate
Sade, I'm a smooth operator
I drop the top of my whip, baby!
That car I'm driving
Make you feel some...
Type of way
- That custom Breitling make you feel
- Some type of way
This bitch I'm with got me feelin'
Some type of way
Is it 'cause my homies rich
You feel some type of way?
Some type of way
Make you feel some type of way
Some type of way
Make you feel some type of way
This bitch I'm with
Feelin' some type of way
Is it 'cause my homies rich
You feel some
Type of way?
Okay, now let's be real
I know you feel some type of way
When I get to biting on her ear
She make that Tyson face
Don't look like that
I drop down to my knees
Thankful for life today
- Thank you, Lord
- No naps, just long sleep
Hibernate
I can tell if he 12, right away
Go through hell 'cause I care
Move you far away
Drop you off late
Know he feel some type of way
I got hoes like golf
Tryna make what Tiger makes
I got a hideaway
And I go there sometimes
To give my mind a break
See, I find a way
To still get through the struggle
What I'm tryna say
And I ain't lying today
When I tell you that I love...
My niggas been hustlin'
Trying to make him something
Ain't no telling
What he'll do for the paper
Ain't no telling
Souffl, I'm straight
I steak my plate
Sade, what we do? What we do?
I drop the top of my whip, baby!
That car I'm driving make you feel
Some type of way
That custom Breitling make you feel
Some type of way
This bitch I'm with
Got me feelin' some type of way
Is it 'cause my homies rich
You feel some type of way?
Some type of way
Make you feel some type of way
Heard she wanna fuck me
Know you feel some type of way
Mr. CEO is what my title say
Me and my homies G'd your ho
He feel some type of way
Hey!
- Uh-oh
- Hey
Hey!
Don't look like that
Hey
Thank you, Lord
Hey, yo
Let's go, let's go
Yo, that right too.
[song ends]
Hold that shit, hold up.
[Chico] Yeah.
Y'all make some noise
for Rich Homie Quan in this motherfucker.
[audience cheering]
That's how we livin'.
We needed that little musical interlude.
- My man, you in here with the white lady?
- That's his lady.
- That's what's up, slim. Salute to you.
- What you talking about?
- My man with the white lady right there.
- Like I said...
They both got glasses on too.
That's what Martin Luther King fought for.
That's his wife.
See, I'm too goofy, man.
I couldn't do it.
I never been with a white woman before.
I don't think nothin' wrong with it.
But I just couldn't do it
'cause I'm too goofy.
If I had a white woman, I wouldn't
fuck her to nothing but Negro spirituals.
Ain't gonna let nobody turn me round
Turn me round
- Gotta smack that ass.
- Turn me round
- It's for my ancestors.
- I'm gonna keep on marchin'
Keep on a-lickin'
Marchin' up to freedom land
Make sure you keep your church shoes on.
- [Karlous] How long you been married?
- [inaudible dialogue]
- Five years.
- [Karlous] Five years.
Hey, bruh, real... real Black-man shit.
- Can she cook, bruh?
- Oh yeah!
What can she make
that can't nobody fuck with?
- [Chico] Raisins.
- [Karlous] Don't look at her.
- Don't look at her.
- [DC] Raisins?
Raisins from scratch.
That ain't nothing but dried grapes.
You ain't gotta cook them!
- She can make steak better than anybody?
- [DC] I feel sorry for you.
You get a white lady,
you make sure she feed you steak.
Don't settle for nothing less.
You sure you're not kidnapped, my boy?
Look at me. You straight?
Move your eyebrows. Are you...?
Do she have you chained up by the ankles?
[Karlous]
Ever since that one movie came out,
it got me looking
at white people different.
- They be stealing Black people's bodies.
- They do.
What if her granddaddy already...
"I want him."
[audience laughing]
"I want him."
You don't know you're being set up,
her granddaddy like,
"I'm gonna get that Black one there."
- "Go 'head, Ashley, get him."
- Where y'all meet at?
Iron Skillet?
- [audience laughs]
- [inaudible dialogue]
- Hold up, what...
- That's a truck stop on Bankhead.
[audience laughs]
- [Karlous] Iron Skillet?
- "So you say you want some cocaine?"
We just fuckin' with you, bruh.
What's y'all favorite place to eat?
Cracker Barrel?
- [Karlous] Shut the...
- [inaudible dialogue]
[Chico] Yeah.
- I'm asking a question!
- He just was being inquisitive.
He wants to know.
I would like to know as well.
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- I mean...
I used to eat raisins,
'cause that was all a nigga had.
No cap. I used to eat raisins,
'cause that was all a nigga had.
All you had was raisins?
I always wanted grapes,
but she said, "Raisins in the box."
That's when I realized
they was dried grapes.
And I was like,
"These some good dried grapes."
- Boy, what the fuck?
- Grew up rough.
I told you I used to eat sardines.
Then I found out, nigga, that's dead fish.
What you thought they was
before you found out?
I just thought it was meat,
that's what they told me.
Meat with eyes, I was...
- [Karlous] Yeah.
- [Chico] Bruh, you had a hard-ass life.
Bruh, I grew up with parents
who was children of slaves.
- What?
- I'mma say that again.
I grew up with parents
who were children of slaves.
- He got them old parents.
- Oh.
Yeah.
My daddy had me when he was 61, nigga.
My grandmama was... a slave.
- Boy, your daddy had you when he was 61?
- [DC] No cap.
Nigga, you was supposed to have
been born 35 years earlier...
When he nutted, won't nobody
in there with me. It was just me.
- You was the only sperm left?
- The only nigga.
I was like, "Don't nobody wanna come?"
"Okay. Shit. This is easy!"
Well, welcome to the world,
DC Young Fly. I'm glad you was in there.
How old... Do you got any siblings?
- Who?
- You?
Nigga, I was a great uncle at nine.
So how old is your oldest sibling?
How old is my older sibling right now?
- I think he's 69.
- Sixty-nine?
That's that motherfuckin'
grandbrother, nigga.
- A nigga got that grandbrother.
- [audience laughs]
This is my grandbrother.
You better not laugh, bitch.
You better not...
You imagine, your kids come home,
and they done got into it at school,
and they like,
"He went and got his big brother."
"What grade his big brother in?"
"His big brother's 47."
[audience laughs]
"His big brother whupped both our ass."
I remember one time, I got my brother
to come fight with me one time.
My crackhead brother.
They ain't get mad, like, "I know
that nigga, serve him all the time."
I'm like, "Nigga..."
Wait till he get on crack,
that nigga get strong.
- Oh my God.
- I couldn't even imagine going to get my...
get a crackhead brother to help you fight.
Especially if you done caught him
right off the crack...
"Little bruh, somebody fuckin' with you?"
"Well, let's proceed. Where they at?"
Man, on everything I love,
I seen my brother get punched,
and that shit didn't even faze him.
Nigga got... Nigga hit the dope...
"Nigga... Ah!"
"Nigga, that's all you got?"
I said, "Ooh, that cocaine, boy,
gave that nigga a steel jaw."
[audience laughs]
What's going on?
- I fuck with this side over here.
- [DC] That side over there?
This side over here all right, right here.
I don't know, I think I might
fuck with this side right here, this.
This that westside, I can tell.
Y'all from Martin Luther King!
Ain't nothing fuckin' with the middle.
The middle where it's at.
- [Karlous I don't know.
- [Chico] The middle where it's at.
Wait a fuckin' minute.
Don't ever let them be louder than y'all.
I said I'm fuckin' with
this side over here.
- [cheering and yelling]
- [band playing R&B music]
Everybody here got suspended,
I don't know what y'all talkin' about.
Everybody on this side, make some noise.
[cheering and yelling]
- Sit your ass down, ma'am.
- Yeah, nigga.
You can't hear.
Like I said,
ain't nobody fuckin' with the middle!
[cheering and yelling]
Ain't nobody fuckin' with the middle
Whoa
Who?
I said ain't nobody
Fuckin' with the middle
Row
You got me fucked up.
I want this side
to repeat after me. Listen.
You got me fucked up
You got me fucked up
You got me fucked up
You got me fucked up
You got me fucked up
You got me fucked up
Ooh
Ooh
Boy, y'all sound
fuckin' terrible over there.
Don't worry, this the children's choir.
We workin' on it.
We gonna get it together.
Hey, middle, what we gonna tell 'em?
Nigga, please
Nigga, please
Nigga, please
Nigga, please
Nigga, please
Nigga, please
White man, you better not say nothin'!
Nigga, please
That nigga like this,
"Uh-uh, I won't say that."
Is it our turn?
[man] Yeah!
I need everybody over here to say...
[clears throat]
- I need y'all to say...
- Thought that's what you want them to say.
Y'all ain't fuckin' with us
Y'all ain't fuckin' with us
I said, y'all ain't fuckin' with us
Thinkin' about that.
Y'all ain't fuckin' with us
Shit
Shit
I said, shit
Shit
I said, shit
Shit
I said, shit
Shit
That was it?
- That's all we gotta say.
- [DC] Look.
Y'all coochie stink
Y'all coochie stink
Y'all coochie stink
Y'all coochie stink
Y'all coochie stink
Y'all coochie stink
- Okay, it's our turn.
- Y'all coochie stink
Y'all coochie stink
All right, this is gonna be specifically
for the people on that side, okay.
I need everybody over here to say...
Y'all suck dick for cigarettes
Y'all suck dick for cigarettes
Y'all suck dick for cigarettes
Y'all suck dick for cigarettes
[audience laughing]
Whoa, hey.
No.
What the fuck is wrong
With both sides?
What the fuck is wrong
With both sides?
I said
What the fuck is wrong with both sides?
What the fuck is wrong
With both sides?
Got something for y'all.
Y'all gotta listen to me.
Wait till I'm done.
Y'all got a car in the front yard
And it don't work
Y'all got a car in the front yard
And it don't work
Ooh!
Y'all got a car in the front yard
And it don't work
Y'all got a car in the front yard
And it don't work
Y'all ain't shit
for trying to sing that shit at the end.
- [DC] What?
- [song ends]
- DC.
- [band playing funk music]
This how your little cousin be.
When he get
that new keyboard for Christmas.
- That's Bryan.
- That's Bryan-Michael Cox right there.
That's Bryan-Michael Cox right there.
[Chico] And if you don't know
who Bryan-Michael Cox is,
then you's a sucka.
- That's the OG right there.
- One of the greatest to ever do it.
Show 'em what you do, baby.
[piano chord swells]
Come on, Bryan.
We gonna take 'em to church.
That is Bryan-Michael Cox
That nigga ain't got on socks
[playing lively melody]
[Karlous] Oh shit.
I will dance with your auntie
off this shit.
- Guess what?
- Where an old Black woman at?
- Goddamn it, I'mma...
- Uh-oh. Where she at?
You gotta get somebody real...
Oh!
[audience cheering]
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Drop it like it's hot, Auntie
Drop it like it's hot, Auntie, unh!
Drop it like it's hot, Auntie, unh!
Unh! Oh! [whoops]
Ooh! Oh!
Oh, that's good!
[Karlous] Y'all turn this shit...
- Turn this shit off immediately.
- [music stops]
- Turn this shit off.
- We went down the wrong aisle. Shit!
Chico, you about to fuck around and be
somebody step-granddaddy in this bitch.
[audience laughs]
Boy, I was scared for you when she put
that big old pussy on you, I was scared.
Nah, that pussy big
as a baseball glove, you saw it.
- Ah!
- [audience laughing]
She got that
hind-catcher glove down there.
[DC] Oh!
Auntie! Who you came with, baby?
- My nephew right there.
- [DC] Who your nephew is?
In the... In the middle?
Why the fuck you ain't tell us
your auntie was out there, nigga?
Poppin' that pussy for a real nigga...
I don't like to explain shit.
She used to fuck with my uncle,
then she quit fuckin' with him.
But then I saw her, and she told me
she was still my auntie, so...
- Yeah, that's usually how it go.
- Damn.
Your family is full of freaks.
[Karlous] All right.
Hoo!
You keep tryin' to fuck
with them grown women,
they gonna have you over there
eatin' pussy and making potato salad.
"Go on, I need you to cut up
eight big potatoes, baby."
[audience laughing]
You know old ladies say "buh-tatuhs."
"You gotta cut up eight big buh-tatuhs."
- This shit is turnt up, man.
- This shit crazy, bruh.
I ain't never been down through here,
this shit look like a megachurch tonight.
This where Jimi be playin', 2 Chainz...
I'm about to come out like,
"Ladies and gentlemen,
we've raised over $1 million
for the African-American
Scholarship Foundation."
- Yes, indeed.
- [band playing gospel music]
[DC] Banneker.
Don't this feel like
a megachurch for real?
I feel like I could
really be a megachurch pastor 'cause...
You talkin'... You poppin' your shit.
I feel like that's
one of the easiest jobs.
Amen.
You don't gotta really say nothing.
Reverend Karlous Miller.
All you gotta do is come out
and say the same thing two times.
And convince everybody
that it sounds good.
The floor is yours,
Reverend Karlous Miller.
Megachurch pastor come out
and say something just like this.
It be exactly like this.
See, this...
that's the problem
with our people right here today.
We got people in the congregation,
in the church with us right now...
Amen.
We got some people in here today that's
tryin' to stay
where they don't live.
Amen.
And we got people tryin' to live
where they don't stay. [laughs]
[audience cheering and whooping]
I wish I could talk to just
one person in here tonight.
I said you either stayin'...
or you livin'.
And you either livin'...
[gospel music continues]
[audience laughing]
Y'all ain't heard nothing I said.
I said, you either...
stayin'...
or you livin'.
You either livin'...
You see how it can't be both?
I said, you see how it can't be both?
I said, you see how it can't be...
You either livin'
You can't live where you stay
You cannot live where you do not stay.
You cannot stay where you live
You cannot stay...
Ooh
where you do not live.
Livin'
Livin'
Livin'
Whoa!
You...
You been livin'
You either livin'
You...
[Karlous] You've gotta be...
You gotta be.
Ooh, yeah
You either stayin'
You either livin'
You either stayin'
Oh, you either livin'
- To all the fellas in the house tonight...
- Can't live where you stay
...if you stayin' with a woman,
and she ain't payin'
all the bills,
[audience laughs]
and you just layin' up,
and she asks you why
you're not helping her with these bills,
I want you to look her
right in the face and say, "Baby,
I don't live here."
"I stay here."
'Cause you can't stay...
where you don't live.
You can't stay where you live, baby
How many people
Stayin' with God, yeah?
- How many people live for Jesus?
- [Karlous] Come on.
Oh, you gotta stay with God
And live with Jesus
Ooh
Ooh
You feel that feeling?
See, you was playing at first,
then it got real.
Can't stay where you live
Ooh
I'mma get in.
In the name of the Lord
You can't stay where you live
- In the name
- Ooh
In the name of the Lord
Some people say
gospel music has gotten too radical.
Oh, we gonna keep rollin'
- Know what's funny?
- In the name of the Lord
You gonna be walking to the car like...
Ooh
We rollin'
In the name of the Lord
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
Name of the...
- Mighty name of the...
- Chico got the Holy Thing.
In the name of the...
Mighty name of the...
Glory name of the J-E-S-U-S
Can't stay where you live
To the J-E-S-U-S
[Karlous]
Chico done caught the Spirit, Jesus!
Can't stay where you live, yeah
J-E-S-U-S
- Can't stay where you live
- In the name...
- Ooh
- In the name...
- Ooh
- In the name...
In the name...
- Ooh
- In the name...
- Ooh
- In the name...
- Ooh
- In the name...
Turn it off. Stop.
- J-E-S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
- You can't stay where you live
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
- J-E-S-U-S
- You can't stay where you live
- J-E-S-U-S
- Rollin'
J-E-S-U-S
I can't cut it off. This the good part.
- J-E-S-U-S
- Rollin'
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S, U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S
- Ooh
- In the name of the...
- Ooh
- In the name of the...
- Ooh
- In the mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty
- Ooh
- Name of the...
- Ooh
- In the name of the...
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
Why you supporting this?
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S-U-S
Everybody, J-E-S-U-S
- Can't stay where you live
- J-E-S-U-S
[inaudible dialogue]
- J-E-S-U-S
- Stop this right now.
Stop.
- [music stops]
- Everybody put your instruments down.
You can't stay where you live
[music resumes]
What'd I say?
Ooh
You can't stay where you live, yeah
Fuck me, then.
[audience laughs]
- Ooh
- J-E-S
- Ooh
- S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E-S
- Ooh
- S-U-S
- Ooh
- J-E
You can't stay where you live
Come on, stop.
Stop!
Who said add a guitar solo?
[music stops]
Y'all...
It's some saxophone too? Stop.
- [audience laughs]
- Them niggas came to play.
That shit was smooth.
[Chico] Everybody getting their little
part together on the song...
[DC] Them niggas came to play.
I bet if we'd say,
anybody wanna come down for benediction...
Anybody need prayer?
Can we bring out one more special guest?
[audience cheering]
Ladies and gentlemen, do me a favor.
Right here, Atlanta legends,
just stand up for me one time.
I need everybody in here
to stand up for me one time.
So we can welcome to the stage,
none other than...
Who?
- ...Goodie Mob.
- [DC] Oh!
- [band playing "Get Rich to This"]
- [audience cheering]
- Come on, what's up, y'all?
- [Chico] Uh-oh.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's up? Hey! Hey!
Guess what?
- Let's go!
- We peel out sideways
Get rich to this
- We do 100 on the highways
- Get rich to this
- Thank God for Fridays
- Get rich to this
Say hey, hey, hey
Get rich to this
- We peel out sideways
- Get rich to this
- We do 100 on the highways
- Get rich to this
- Thank God for Fridays
- Get rich to this
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Boy, I done bought D's
- Big body Benz car keys
- Wid dis
- Condos in the Cancun summer breeze
- Wid dis
And you know, doin' good fo' sho'
I'm gettin' rich too
Hollerin' out Calhoun know
Nigga, nickeled and dimed
And did dirt for dis
Do a show
And sweat up my good shirt for dis
I snap rap until my flows
Tried to hurt for this
So when I get me a lil' bit
I'mma wear my shit
And if I lose it
I ain't gonna cry about it
I ain't no dummy, goddammit
I ain't about to die about it
Fuck with me, though
I'll let a few fly
- But don't you test me, boy
- Because I about it
- So I'm the major money maker
- Man, fuck these haters
Keep yo' eyes on amounts
Accounts and some bankers
Get high, get fly
Till you get it, gettin' by
Don't switch, come on
T-Mo, get rich
From the bottom to the top
Now it's hot
Keepin' it heated, people about to see
They chasin' after cash in the ass
Suckers crash
On the blast from the past
Goodie Mob, Backbone and OutKast
Whatchu think this was, Black?
Take your sorry ass, watch me blow
Turnin' my lyrics in the flow
This is how it go, and it go
Perfect picture paintin'
Million dollar hold
In the Cascade, in the shade
Well, I'se gon' get paid to dis
Find a wife to dis
I'm bout to cut, like a knife to dis
We 'bout to, we 'bout to
Top top, to get rich
- We peel out sideways
- Get rich
- We do 100 on the highways
- Get rich to this
- Thank God for Fridays
- What's up?
Yeah!
Sign yo' grill wid dis
We put the number two balls
Silk drawers wid dis
Crushed velvet diamond cut
Tonight, Gipp get woozy
Might step outside
And might catch me a floozie
Some loosey double-stitched hoochie
While we chase coochie
We the realest down South, hot two
I'm in your face like kabuki
Get krunk, don't be no lame-brain
Top Bankhead
Props, I'm prayin wid dis, nigga
- Boys on the ave
- Throw shots to dis
Hoes in the club flirt out to dis
- State your name, baby
- And get rich to dis
- We peel out sideways
- Get rich to dis
- We do 100 on the highways
- Get rich to this
- Thank God for Fridays
- Get rich to this
- Hey, hey, hey, hey
- Get rich to dis
- We peel out sideways
- Get rich to dis
- We do 100 on the highways
- Get rich to this
- Thank God for Fridays
- Get rich to this
Hey, hey, hey, hey
One time, say, "uh"
- [song ends]
- Yeah!
- What's happening, College Park?
- [cheering]
- What's up?
- Yessir!
What's up?
Southside!
- God damn!
- [band plays dramatic music]
- Aw, yeah.
- That shit crazy.
- [Chico] Hold up.
- [DC] Stop.
[music stops]
[Karlous] Stop.
Y'all show some love
for Goodie Mob, real shit.
- [audience cheering]
- And Rich Homie Quan.
Hold up. Before y'all go,
everybody stand up.
Everybody stand up and put your phones up.
Put your lights in the air.
[Karlous]
After every show, we take a picture.
[Chico] So we can show the history
we made tonight in the ATL.
All right, y'all ready?
Everybody got their lights up?
[Karlous]
I need everybody to smile extra hard.
[band playing dramatic music]
- [Karlous] College Park!
- [DC] ATL!
[Chico] We love everybody. South Shore,
we love y'all! Thank y'all so much!
- [audience cheering and applauding]
- [dramatic music continues]
Subtitle translation by: MJM