A Greyhound of a Girl (2023) Movie Script
1
(birds chirping)
(wind blowing)
(birds chirping)
(birds chirping)
(music)
(birds chirping)
(music)
(dog barking)
(music)
(music)
(music)
(sniffing)
- Sadly, Connor, your
souffle is somewhat of a letdown.
- Next.
(footsteps)
- And you are?
- The name's Mary O'Hara.
- And what exactly
have you cooked for us?
- Tart Tatin with bananas.
It's really good.
- Oh, oh, oh,
we'll be the judge of that.
- Ha, ha, that's funny.
Being a judge and all.
- Let's hope your tart
isn't a comedy turn, too, eh?
- Mm, not enough sugar.
- It's a healthy tart.
- Mm, but the pastry.
Too much butter.
- And unhealthy, too.
Perfectly balanced.
- Why bananas, anyway?
- Sorry, next.
- That's all you've got to say?
I've been
cooking that thing for ages.
- You are a very cheeky girl.
- I'm not,
I'm just being honest.
- Well, it's not up
to the standard we require,
not to earn
access to our school, next.
- Oh, no.
- Ah, I assume
this is your grandmother.
I'm sure she'll have
something to say about your behavior.
- You two eejits
with the clipboards.
Not up to standard, you say.
Well, I say you're not
up to standard for my Mary.
- This isn't helping, Granny.
- We understand
your disappointment,
but this is a very
prestigious cookery school.
We can't just take anybody.
- Anybody?
Anybody?
Mary is not an anybody.
She's my fragrant rose.
- Your what?
- By the way,
Mary can always come back
and take the test
in the next session,
so she can show us
what she can really do.
- You can be sure she'll
be back, and I'll be with her.
- Is that a threat?
- No, it's a promise.
- Go cook your
own prestigious bottoms
in your prestigious ovens.
- Granny.
- Give us a push back there.
- Stop!
(music)
It's a play not yet read
Go ahead, turn the page
You're the age
Be brave, and rage
Laugh loud, love and wait
Look straight ahead
Be yourself
Don't be caged
Don't be led
The world's now your stage
Get up there and rage
Roar loud, love and rage
(laughing)
- The look on their faces,
your fragrant rose.
(laughing)
- All that fancy food
they kept blathering on about.
Whose idea was it to cook
a tatty tart with bananas?
- I just thought I'd
cook something different.
Something with a wow factor.
- What a load of rubbish.
You should be cooking
with tradition and heart.
Not that modern muck!
- Looks like my summer holidays
are gonna be a cookathon.
- Well, if you want to be a chef,
you've got to put in the hours.
- Hey, Wexford,
isn't that where you were born?
- It is.
- We could go
and see your old house.
I've never been.
- No, we can't.
I told your mammy we were
only going to be an hour.
- And we've been gone.
- Oh no, five.
(laughing)
- You don't talk much
about your life
when you're a little girl.
- Some things are best left alone.
- Thanks, Granny.
You know, for coming with me.
- Best make good use
of me while I'm still here.
- Look out!
(screaming)
(crashing)
(sheep bleating)
(barking)
- Mary, are you okay?
- I'm good.
So's the dog.
(barking)
(seagulls squawking)
But I'm not
sure about mammy's car.
- Dogs.
Always dogs.
I got attacked once, you know ...
... at the old well, when I was a girl.
(laughing)
- See, I do tell you stories.
Oh!
Maybe your mammy won't notice.
- Mammy always notices.
You know that.
- We'd better be getting back.
I'm chilly.
(coughing)
(coughing)
- You okay, Granny?
- Fine.
I'm fine.
(music)
- Where have you two been?
- We decided
to have a girl's day out.
- Mammy, you were
supposed to be back hours ago.
I've been worried sick.
- Well, we're back now.
- Look at my car.
What happened?
- A stupid dog jumped out on us.
- I'm not sure you
should be driving anymore, mammy.
- Always the drama queen.
- It wasn't Granny's fault.
The dog tried to kill us.
- Oh, now
who's the drama queen?
Why don't you
go for a lie down?
You look tired.
- Just a wee rest,
then I'll get off home.
- There's no rush.
- Hey, you can rest in my room.
- What are you making, love?
- French toast
for Dad and the boys.
- You need a hand?
- I'm fine.
- Or a shower?
- I'm fine!
(singing)
- We are Bohs! Bohs!
(singing)
Always believe in your soul
(singing)
You've got the power to know
(singing)
You're indestructible
(singing)
Always believing
(singing)
We are Bohs! Bohs!
(singing)
Always believe in your soul
(singing)
You've got the power to know
(singing)
You're indestructible
(singing)
Always believing
- How are my girls?
- All the better for seeing you.
- What's for tea?
- Starving.
- Bread and custard.
- It's French toast.
- Sounds grand, love.
Any meat to go with it?
- It's okay. I'll cook us up
some spaghetti Bolognese, eh?
- Now you're talking.
(singing)
- You're indestructible!
(singing)
Always believing!
(laughing)
- Mmm, delicious.
(phone ringing)
- Not at the table, Dominic.
- That will be his girlfriend.
- Killer!
- Ah, you kept that quiet, tiger.
- Is that the girl that works
down the chipper?
- The blind and deaf one
with no sense of smell.
- Quiet, shrimp!
(phone ringing)
- Hey!
See you later, wuffkin.
Wuffkin?!
- That's private.
(laughing)
- I said not at the table.
- What happened to your car?
- Mammy, she took Mary on her drive.
- Emer?
Where's she now?
- Upstairs, she was tired.
You should have stayed home
to do your homework.
- It's the summer holidays.
- Right, well, if you spend
as long on your schoolwork ...
... as you do cooking with Granny ...
... you'd be a child genius by now.
- Well, when I leave school,
I'll be a great chef.
You know, cook proper food.
If I was an Italian, I'd
say this food was ... urgh, racist.
- Watch your lip!
Paddy, tell her.
- Watch your lip.
- You'll be getting a proper job
when you leave school.
- Could you pass the racist
pasta there, wuffkin?
(laughing)
- I'd better take this
up to Granny.
She must be starving.
- Is it okay
if I call Ava, Dad?
- Off you go.
(laughing)
(birds chirping)
(coughing)
(door knocking)
- Yes?
- Nasty cough you have there,
Mammy.
- Yeah.
I've had a lot worse,
I can tell you.
- Well, I think
you'll be staying here tonight.
Mammy, why do you keep encouraging
Mary with this cookery nonsense?
- Well, someone's got to
be able to cook in this house.
(music)
This is about
as Italian as Bono.
(coughing)
(giggling)
- They were scared as hell.
They thought Granny was
going to turn into an alien.
Like in that movie, you know?
- Yeah, like
Granny Monster from Mars.
(laughing)
Mary?
Mary,
- What?
- I need to tell
you something important.
- Fire away.
- No, face to face.
In the park?
- Okay, see you in 10?
(music)
(dog barking)
- Alright, Mary.
(dog barking)
(music)
- Hiya
- Hey you.
(water bubbling)
- So, what's up?
Uh oh.
Serious sigh.
- I'm leaving.
- But we've only just got here.
- Dad's got
a new job in England.
- So, I'm leaving.
- When?
- End of the week.
- Why didn't
you tell me earlier?
- I didn't
want you to get angry.
- Really?
REALLY?!
- See, you're angry.
- Come on, boy, fetch the ball.
(screaming)
Don't worry, kid.
- It's okay.
Oh, he's a softie.
- He's a dog!
(music)
- Here, go fetch.
(thunder rumbling)
- Maybe I could cook
something fishy for the trial.
Cod in lemon sauce?
- Hmm, I think we're
going to need a secret weapon.
Pass me my bag, there's a love.
Here.
Take this.
- What is it?
- Oh, open it.
- Recipes, old recipes.
- My granny gave it to me.
So, it's time I gave it to you.
- Thank you.
- Easy.
- Hey, some
of this is written in Irish.
- That'll be my grandmother.
You won't find
any modern rubbish in there.
- Come on, kids, lights out.
- But it's the holidays.
- Sleep!
- How about bacon and eggs?
- Looks easy enough.
- My grandmother
loves cooking bacon and eggs.
All fresh from the farm.
- Night, Granny.
- Bacons, heggs.
- Hegg.
Hegg!
(dog barking)
The Hegg.
- Emer, did you drop it?
- I did, it's dead.
- It's not dead, love.
It's only smashed.
- I killed it.
- There's no life in an egg
that isn't under a hen.
(coughing)
We have a whole
basket full of them.
Do you want
another one, do you?
- No, it was only a hegg.
- It was a fine
class of an egg, mind ...
... but only an egg.
- How are you now?
- I'm grand.
Close your eyes.
(coughing)
- I know that kiss.
- It's Emer.
(dog barking)
(coughing)
Granny?
(coughing)
Granny?
(coughing)
You're on fire.
Mammy.
Mammy!
Come quick!
- What is it, love?
- It's Granny.
She's not well.
- What's wrong?
- Paddy, she's on fire.
I can't wake her.
You better call an ambulance.
(dramatic music)
I'll drive by your house
and bring you some clothes.
Okay, Mammy?
(siren wailing)
- They'll have to run tests.
- What kind of tests?
- You know, important tests.
- What kind of important tests?
- I don't know, tests.
- It's my fault.
- How come?
- The car.
We shouldn't have gone
so long with our windows down.
- Don't be silly, Mary.
- I'm not being silly!
- Oh, love, I'm sorry.
Mary!
- Hey, love, you go
and see your mother.
I'll go and start out the kids
and see you at the hospital.
All right?
- Thanks, Paddy.
You don't think
I brought all this on, do you?
Arguing with Mammy.
- What?
You're always arguing with her.
- She'll be fine, Ma.
- Yeah, those doctors
know a thing or two.
- I hate hospitals.
- And I hate lifts.
Well, apart from this one.
(female computer voice)
- Doors opening.
- Really?
- Nice one, Dommo.
- Jeez, I think you need
a doctor down there, Dommo.
(door creaks)
- Will I plump
up your pillows, then?
- They're plump enough.
Will you look who's here?
- Granny!
How's you?
- All the better
for seeing your face.
- Well, come on in.
- You feeling better, Granny?
- I will be when
I'm out of this place.
- Don't let them
doctors boss you around.
- I'll do the bossing
around here.
- I don't doubt you.
See, you got
a room on your own.
Nice.
- Oh, the kings of Leon?
Give us a listen
to these bad boys, eh?
(shouting) Not too bad,
but they're not a patch on Elvis.
- Do you like Elvis, Granny?
(shouting)
- What?
- He asked if he liked Elvis.
(shouting)
- I love him!
- Ah, I'm Dr. Patel.
You must be Mr. O'Hara.
Paddy.
- Nice to meet you, Paddy.
Mrs. O'Hara,
could I have a little chat?
- Right, and it's Scarlett.
- I've got some
recipe ideas for the test.
(shouting) - Maybe you
could show the cooks here.
(laughing)
- Mammy seems in good form.
- Well, she's
certainly keeping us on our toes.
We did some routine checks
and tests on your mother.
- You make
her sound like a car.
- Yes.
(laughing) Beep beep.
Well, the thing is...
- Are you okay?
Here, sit down, Dr. Patel.
- Oh, thank you.
I'm not good
at this sort of thing.
- Sort of thing?
Are you saying there's
something serious?
- Yes.
I'm sorry, Mrs. O'Hara ...
... Scarlett.
- She's really ill, is she?
- Until we've done more
tests, it's hard to be exact.
(people chattering)
- How long has she got?
- Could be ...
She's a fighter.
- Oh, Mammy.
So what happens now?
- I think it's best that she stays here
until we know more.
- Yum, yum, Emer.
Lunchtime.
- You could plaster
a broken leg with that stuff.
- Och, now.
- Now, Mary.
Apologize to the lady.
Ah, Jeszus!
- Good luck with that, Gran.
- Looks like cat sick.
- Well, if I didn't want
it before,
I definitely don't want it now.
(hand clapping)
- Time to give
Granny some peace and quiet.
You ride shotgun
with your mammy, okay.
- Okay, Daddy.
- Bye, Granny.
- Elvis is king.
Close your eyes.
- Oh, I know that kiss.
(laughing)
- It's Mary.
(laughing)
(Gaelic song)
- So when will
Granny be coming home?
(dog barking)
Yap yap yourself!
(dog barking)
Dogs.
(music)
What is it with you and dogs?
- Granny always
says not to trust them.
They're unlucky.
One attacked her at the old well ...
- ... when she was a girl.
- When she was a girl.
(upbeat music)
So when will
Granny be coming home?
Mammy?
What is it?
- I'm sorry.
It's just ... Granny
won't be coming back home.
- What are you saying?
Of course she is.
- The doctor has done
tests and ... Granny is very sick.
- Dr. Patel is an eejit.
- Don't talk like that.
Oh Mary ... Granny
doesn't have long to live.
- Granny isn't going to die.
She's a super Granny.
She survived the flu as a baby.
She told me.
- I know.
But she's old now.
- All she needs is
proper food to make her strong.
Not the muck they serve her
in the hospital.
- Prta agus cl.
Potatoes and kale.
Sounds simple enough.
Ever heard of knocking?
- I made you
some cheese on toast.
And don't be rude.
- Oh I saw a removal lorry
outside Ava's house over here.
Do you know why?
- She's leaving!
- What about your ...?
(music)
(dog barking)
- Bark off!
(dog barking)
(music)
- No!
(screaming)
Stop! Stop!
- Mary, what's going on?
- You won't have to
feed her if she lives with us.
Ava, it will like
save you a fortune.
- Mary!
She just
suggested you stay with her.
Yeah, she's right, Mammy.
I want to stay here.
- So sweet.
- Well that's settled then.
Send us a postcard
when you get to England.
- Ava, it's time
to pack your suitcase.
Get over here.
- Not you, you eejit.
- Can't we stay here, Mum?
- I'm so, so sorry.
Mary, watch your mouth!
- I'm just being honest.
You can come
and visit Ava any time ...
... and she can
come over here and stay.
- It won't be the same.
- Sorry.
(music)
(raining)
- It's a wet one, all right.
- For some, maybe.
I nearly knocked you flat.
- Rushing home to get
your homework done, are you?
- Nah, it's the summer holidays.
- What's wrong with you so?
- My best friend's leaving.
- And my granny's not well.
- Sure I know.
- Well, why did you ask?
- God, you're a rip alright.
- What does that mean?
- You're a cheeky young lady.
- Everyone says that.
But I'm not.
I'm just being honest.
How do you know about my granny?
- Ah sure, I just do.
It's life, Mary.
- I ... I have to go.
- Right, so.
- How do you know my name?
- How's the girlfriend, wuffkin?
- They've split up so they have.
- Lucky escape.
- Yeah.
- For her, I meant.
- Why, Dominic?
She sounded really nice.
- She didn't like the Bohs.
- You split up with the poor girl
because she didn't like football.
- No, because
she didn't like the Bohs.
- Well, they've
got to be compatible.
- What?
- So if Mum didn't like
the Bohemians, would you leave her?
- Don't be cheeky.
- She's just being honest.
- Mm, lovely curry, Scarlett.
- Not bad from a jar,
But I'll never cook
from a jar when I'm a chef.
- What is it with you?
You should have
heard this one today
with Ava's mother
arguing in the street.
- Give Ava
a good send-off then.
- Yeah.
(laughing)
- No!
- Right, that's it.
You are grounded.
And you can't use this kitchen
for the entire
summer holiday, okay?
- Oh, you love that.
You don't want
me to be a chef, do you?!
-No, I just don't want
you behaving like this.
- Mary, I think
you should go to your room.
- I was going anyway.
- Oh, it's knackered.
- Okay, calm down everyone.
It's been a stressful time,
that's for sure.
(rumbling)
- Why?! Why?! Why?!
Why is Granny sick?
Why is Ava leaving?!
- It's such ...
... such a mess.
(music)
(door knocking)
- What?!
- How's you?
- Been better.
- So has your room.
I brought you
some hot chocolate.
- Thanks.
- Your mammy
does love you, you know.
- Funny way of showing it.
- Lights out soon, okay?
- Night.
(music)
(dog running)
(suspense music)
- Crazy.
(windows opening)
(wind sound)
(rustling leaves)
- Lovely morning for it.
- What's 'it' when it's at home?
- Come on down, a word with you.
(rustling leaves)
- How come you look
so young but you dress so old?
(laughing)
- You are a cheeky one, all right.
- No-one
understands, I'm just being ...
- Oh, that honesty thing again.
- At least you
could tell me your name.
- Anastasia.
- I like it.
- I need you to give
your granny a message from me.
- My granny?
- Yes. Tell her
it will all be grand.
- Why would I do that?
- You'll be doing us a favor.
- But I've only
just met you and I ...
- Come on,
where's the harm in it?
- Okay, I'll do it.
- Good girl.
- But on one condition.
Any good at cooking?
- Ha, do the birds sing
in the trees?
- Well, I'll pass
your message on to Granny
if you help me cook her
a meal so she doesn't have to eat
the muck
they serve in hospital.
You've got cold hands.
- You've got yourself a deal.
(honking car)
(twittering birds)
- Come on, lads,
I've got a fare to pick up soon.
- Thanks for the lift, Dad.
I'll be a couple
of hours with Granny.
- The kitchen's still
out of bounds, so no cooking.
- I won't.
- And do some homework.
- In your dreams.
(music)
- Anastasia!
(sighing)
Anastasia!
Come on, where are you?
- Here.
(screaming)
- You scared the life out of me.
(laughing)
You only have two hours, follow me.
- Isn't your house that way?
- We're going
to Granny's house.
(music)
- No peeking.
- Well, I've never seen
anyone hide the key
under a doormat before.
- Well, hello, Mary.
How's your granny doing?
God bless her.
- She'll be
home soon, Mrs. Flynn.
- Thanks for asking.
- Granny says,
while Mrs. Flynn doesn't know,
isn't worth knowing.
She's a nosy one, all right.
That's Granny.
It was taken
after her mammy died.
- She looks happy.
- There's so many
weird recipes in here.
- Colcannon.
- I saw that one.
Kale and potatoes.
- Yes, kale, bacon, and spuds.
Your granny loves it.
- How do you know
my granny loves it?
- All grannies do.
- Okay.
Kale.
- Cold on the inside.
Warm on the outside.
- Well, it is a fridge.
Where have you been hiding?
- My granny always said,
for a proper colcannon ...
... you must use Wexford sand.
- Sand?
I don't see it anywhere.
(giggling)
- Every kitchen holds its secrets.
Herbs of the seashore.
- This will
make Granny much better.
- There's at least two
more sleeps left in that nightie.
- You need a clean one.
I'll pop
by your house and bring it later.
Anything else you need?
- To get out of here?
- Don't get any ideas, okay?
(screaming)
- Oh, can you stop
playing and help me here, please?
- Will it taste good?
- Mm, smells delicious.
- Mammy!
What are you doing here?
- I'm picking up
some things for Granny.
What are you doing here?
More to the point.
- I've been
practicing for a test.
You know, the
cookery summer school.
- I said no cooking.
- You said
no cooking in our kitchen.
- Wait till I tell your father.
It stinks in here.
- Mum ... this is
my new friend Anastasia.
- Who?
- Anasta ... sia.
- What are you talking about?
- She was here, right here.
- Are you okay, Mary?
- Of course I am.
Anastasia.
- There's no one here,
it's just me and you.
What, is this
like an imaginary friend?
- She was right
here, I swear she was.
- Mary, this is
a stressful time for all of us
with your
granny and hospital and ...
- She was right
in front of us, I swear.
- I could have
a word with Dr. Patel.
He's a nice man,
maybe he can help.
- I don't need
a doctor, I'm fine.
- We all need someone
to talk to sometimes.
- I am fine.
- Granny!
- Look who's here.
Are you still my fragrant rose?
- Don't be cheeky.
(laughing)
- We're like peas in a pod.
So how's the cooking practice
coming along?
- Mum banned me
from the kitchen.
But that didn't stop me.
- That's the spirit.
- Here you go.
Seedless.
Your favorites.
They're washed, honest.
- Thanks, love.
- Right, have fun you two.
Just gonna go
and chat to Doctor Patel.
- You know what I found
in the old recipe book?
An old photograph of Wexford.
- Ah, the farmhouse.
- I had a dream about it.
- You should be dreaming
about that cookery test.
(laughing)
- Oh, by the way...
(music)
- What are you up to?
- I made you this.
- You didn't.
- Colcannon,
from your recipe book.
(crunching)
- And there was no-one there,
but Mary was convinced
this Anastasia was real.
- Well, it could
very well be trauma related.
It's obvious how much
she loves her grandmother.
She doesn't want to ... lose her.
We have someone
here at the hospital
who could talk to her about it.
I could sit in too.
- Thank you, Dr. Patel.
- Call me Jamil.
- Just like
my granny's recipe.
- Did you make
this on your own, Mary?
- Course I did.
- I need to get out of here
and take you back
to that cooking school.
I promised those eejit judges,
remember?
- Hey, there's no rush.
We can always try next year.
Just get better, eh?
(gasping)
- Hello, you two.
- Phew. What's that smell?
- What?
- Okay, say
you goodbyes to Granny.
She must rest now.
Bye, Mammy.
- Granny.
My friend told me to tell you,
it'll all be grand.
See you tomorrow.
- So what were
you whispering to Granny?
- When?
- Just now.
- I had a message for her.
- Who from?
- From Anastasia.
- Oh, come on.
You're your imaginary friend.
- She's not imaginary.
I met her yesterday.
(female computer voice)
- Doors closing.
- So she's a stranger then.
What have we always said
about talking to strangers, eh?
- Dad was a stranger
when you first talked to him.
- That's
different and you know it.
- Anastasia's not a stranger.
She's my friend.
- So where is she?
(female computer voice)
- Doors opening.
- I had a word with Dr. Patel.
You said there's
someone you can talk to.
- No way.
I don't need a doctor.
- It's just a friendly chat.
Off the record.
- I'll prove
she's not imaginary.
- What?
Introduce me, like?
- Yes.
- Great.
And if, as I believe,
she doesn't show,
you'll speak to someone.
- Okay.
(music)
- Urgh.
(smelling)
Disgusting!
My wild Irish Rose
The sweetest flower that grows
You may search everywhere but none
can compare with my wild Irish rose
- Mammy?
- Oh Lord ... the flu
Up to bed with you, Tansey girl.
The sweetest flower that grows
I'll be grand.
She may let me take the bloom
from my wild Irish Rose
- Can I go with you?
- Granny will
need your help down here.
Won't you, Granny?
- Oh, I will.
I'd be
hopeless without our Emer.
- Paddy.
- Are you awake?
- No.
- I'm really
worried about Mary.
All this imaginary friend talk.
- There's nothing wrong
with a bit of imagination, love.
(dog running)
(suspense music)
(screaming)
(shouting)
- Granny! Granny!
- Get away from her.
Don't hurt my girl, away.
Go, go to hear me, away.
- Away, go away.
(water splashing)
- Maybe I do need
to see someone.
(door knocking)
- Hurry up, Mary, I need the loo.
- Cross your legs then.
- Open up.
- Or find a tree.
- Come on, open up.
- Morning, love.
You sleep well?
- Not bad.
- Look, I'm sorry
I pushed you so hard ...
... about your imaginary friend.
- Anastasia.
- Yeah.
We all have
our ways of coping.
- You're still
gonna meet her though.
A deal's a deal.
- Mammy was telling us
about your new friend.
- Can we come
and see her too, shrimp?
- Boys ... quiet and eat.
(smaking)
- How's Granny?
- Trouble.
- Oh, that's my Granny.
- Okay, time
to go see Anastasia.
- We haven't
finished breakfast.
- You wanna
meet her, don't you?
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Say hello from me.
- Tell her
don't be a stranger'!
- Ooh.
(music)
- Thanks for telling
Dommo and Killer.
- Oh, they must have overheard
me talking to your daddy.
- Whatever.
- Well, hello, Scarlet.
How's poor Emer doing?
Nothing serious, I hope.
- Yeah, she'll be grand.
Just needs to get some rest.
- I'm sure the doctors know
what they're doing.
I'll be saying
a little prayer for her later.
- That's very kind, Mrs. Flynn.
- I'll be sure
to tell her you asked after her.
- Big for a little fella, isn't he?
- It's the breed,
and he's a she.
Come on, Enya.
- God, she's nosey.
- Shh.
- Mrs. Flynn, you remember that woman
I was with yesterday, don't you?
Mrs. Flynn!
- And that's what you get
for being cheeky.
(thunder rumbling)
(raining)
- Oh, great.
Where are we going, Mary?
(seagulls squawking)
Morning.
- Correct.
(thunder rumbling)
(music)
- We'll give
it a few more minutes.
- You don't think
she's real, do you?
- I haven't a clue
what's what at the moment, Mary.
Granny's so, she's,
and we don't seem to be able
to be in the same room
without arguing.
I just miss my little girl.
(shouting)
- Anastasia!
Where are you?
- Hello, Mary.
My name's Dr. Heaney,
and I don't bite.
- Well, I might.
- Quite.
So when did you
first meet Anastasia?
- I'm only here because I lost
a bet with my mammy and ...
- Mary, don't be rude.
- It's okay, Mrs. O'Hara.
Stress can make us feel ...
- I'm not stressed.
I just need
Granny to be better.
- And that's just what
we're trying to do in this place?
- Maybe this should cook her up
something that might help?!
- You seem to have
been doing a good job yourself.
- I don't believe it.
- Well, you should know
the food around here is ...
- I can assure you,
Mary, the food is very nutritious.
- I'll bet
you bring sandwiches.
You do, don't you?
-Well, er, some ... sometimes.
- Can we go
back to Mary, please?
- Is there anything else
that's been on your mind ...
... apart from Anastasia.
- I have odd dreams.
- Oh, and what happens
in these dreams?
- I'm a dog,
a big dog, and I go ...
(howling)
- Hmm.
- Well, I thought
that went well.
- Oh, did you?
You were so rude.
And don't give me that
being honest rubbish.
Dr. Heaney was
trying to help you.
Dr. Patel trying to help you.
I'm trying to ...
(gasping) Whoa!
- That'll be
my imaginary friend.
I was calling you yesterday.
Where were you?
- I'm not a dog, you know.
You can't whistle
and I go running.
- I needed a rest.
- Did you give
your granny my message?
- Yes.
This is my mammy.
- You must be Scarlet.
- So you're Anastasia.
- Do you want to come in?
- Yes, Um, sorry.
- Water didn't boil
on its own in my day.
- What do you mean your day?
It makes you sound ancient.
- Mary.
- Do you know?
You two could be sisters.
- So Anastasia, what
do you want with my daughter?
- I just wanted her to give
her granny a message.
- Well, what was this message
you gave my mother?!
- That it'll all be grand.
- What's all grand
about my mammy dying?
- Dying isn't
all bad, you know.
So long as your time's right.
- Why are you doing this to us?
- Fridge raid.
- Hungry.
Me, hungry.
- What time is dinner, Ma?
- Fridge raid completed.
(eerie music)
(porcelain clattering)
- Sorry about that.
Disappearing really
takes it out of me.
- Why do it?
- I don't want
everyone seeing me.
Oh, girls, you're not
telling me you haven't guessed it.
- Are you
telling us you're a ghost?
- Wow, so
you're like haunting us?
- Shh, Mary, she's no ghost.
It's just a trick.
- I have another
name you might recognize.
I'm a shorter than Anastasia.
- And?
- Tansy.
I never met my granny.
She died of the flu
years before I was born.
Her name was Tansy.
- So you're saying
you're my great granny's ghost?
- Er, hello?
Dr. Patel?
Oh.
No, I understand.
We'll make our way over.
Thanks for ringing.
It's granny.
She's not good.
- What are we gonna do?
- Better put on your raincoat, Mary.
- I'd like to see Emer too.
- Can she, Mammy?
Well?
- Okay. But don't go
upsetting her with this ghost rubbish.
Paddy, Mammy's not good.
Can you feed the lads?
I'll call you when I can.
Okay, love you, bye.
- We have to get her
something healthy to eat.
- Okay, but let's be quick.
(music)
- So what other
ghostly things can you do?
- We don't all stick our heads
under our arms, you know.
- Say you are a ghost.
Why are you here?
Why now?
- The flu took
away my time with Emer.
Took me before I was ready.
- She got the flu too.
She told me.
- A lot of people did,
but she beat it.
Had a fine life.
But now she needs my help.
- What do you mean, had?
- Emer's preparing to go now.
- Go where?
- She means
Granny is going to die.
- Come to take my Granny away.
(music)
- Death is part of life.
(Gaelic song)
- It's okay, they don't bite.
- There'd be no famine
in here, that's for sure.
- We've got company.
- Is he following us?
- He's like a policeman.
Well, at least he thinks he is.
- Look at this!
A chicken!
It's already plucked!
- Stop!
- You're making
him more suspicious.
- I'd give him
something to be suspicious about.
- Watch this.
So good.
- Whoa.
(laughing)
(screaming)
(laughing)
- That was awesome.
- Yes, but it
takes a lot out of me.
- Where have you two been?
We've gotta get going.
- Chilling.
- Keep the change.
- I'll just park the car.
See you in a sec.
- Well, let's go see Granny.
- I can't.
- Of course you can.
- It's just like the supermarket.
- The problem is the lights.
The brighter they are,
they've done me in so they have.
- Ghost?
Ghost!
- I think we'd best check
your medication, Mr. Rooney.
- She disappeared right in front of us.
- There, there.
- I have to see Emer.
She hasn't much time now.
- I don't want Granny to die.
- I know,
but she needs our help.
- Okay, I'll go get her.
But you better make sure
everything is grand.
- Got yourself
a deal, Mary O'Hara.
- Wait for my mammy.
I'll be as quick as I can.
(music)
- Just going to give
my Granny some fruit.
- Oh, she'll like that, love.
(female computer voice)
- Doors closing.
(female computer voice)
- Doors opening.
- Oh, hello, Mary.
Where's your mother?
- She's parking the car, Dr. Patel.
Can I take my Granny
down for a walk?
- Nice idea,
but she's too weak, I'm afraid.
I'll explain it
to your mother in detail
when she's here.
- Well, okay.
Here, to go with your sandwich.
- Thank you,
yes. Sandwich.
(soft music)
- Granny, Granny.
- Is that Mary?
- Do you want
to go on an adventure?
There's someone
who wants to meet you.
- Well, there's nothing else
going on around here.
Don't run, don't shout
Don't be bold,
they always scold me
Don't steal your Granny
That's the one
they never told me
We've got the wheels
Let's roll on out
across the land
There's not much time, but
Sure, look, it'll all be grand
Let's run, let's go
These walls
will never hold me
Your life's your life, girl,
The word she always told me
Let's break the rules
No one else will understand
There's not much time, but
Sure, look, it'll all be grand
Don't stop, don't fret
Don't let my doubts control me
Your love's my life girl
Her love will always hold me
Let's have a craic
We'll grin
and giggle while we can
There's not much time, but
Sure, look,
it'll all be grand
It'll all be grand
It'll all be grand
- Oh, so sorry.
It took ages to park.
Where's Mary?
- Here.
- Are you kidding me?!
(yelling)
- Woo-hoo!
- What did Dr. Patel
have to say about this?
- He was too busy to notice.
- I'll pop her straight back.
- Right, well that's okay then.
(laughing)
- Granny, I said
someone wanted to see you.
- Mary.
Hello, Emer.
- Oh, who's this?
- Sure you know who I am.
(music)
Have you come
to collect me ... Mammy?
- Not yet.
Look at you,
you'll catch your death.
- Bit late for that now, love.
- Come on, back to the ward again.
- No, Scarlet,
I'm not going back in there.
It's time to go home.
- Well of course,
you can stay with us,
but I'll speak to Dr. Patel.
- No, to Wexford.
- To your old home?
- Wexford,
it's such a long drive,
and it's late already, and ...
- Wexford.
- Well, Mammy?
- I cannot believe
we're doing this.
(goofing off, sticking out tongue)
(laughing)
- You're right in the back.
- Oh!
Amazing.
- Oh yeah,
it's a weird one, that.
(screaming)
- Easy, Mary.
- Does it hurt?
Dying?
- Like I said,
it'll all be grand.
- Oh no, I know who that'll be.
- Hello?
- Hello, Dr. Patel.
- Scarlet, is
your mother with you?
- Yes, yes, she is.
- Yeah, I really can't tell you
how irresponsible you are being.
Your mother needs
specialist treatment.
- Well, I'm sorry,
Dr. Patel, but it feels right.
She needs to be with us now.
- I can arrange
for her to be an outpatient.
- Just bring her back.
- Doc, I ...
- Hello? Scarlet?
Can you hear me?
- You're breaking up, sorry.
- Awesome.
- No, it wasn't.
We need petrol.
- Do you know what?
I'd laugh and ice cream,
a big one with sprinkles and sauce,
but not nuts,
they play havoc with my teeth.
- I want a burger.
- And you wanting
to be a world famous chef?
- I'm having the afternoon off.
- Not more sliding fans.
What's wrong with handles?
Why is
everything in such a hurry?
- Welcome
to the home of fast food.
(people chattering)
- I wouldn't feed that
to my greyhound.
- That dog?
- Still angry with the lad, eh?
- Dogs are unlucky.
And they're vicious.
- That's your grandmother
speaking, Emer.
She never did like him.
She said he gave
you the flu that killed you.
- Dogs don't give you the flu.
- I, I know that.
But I could have.
I did, didn't I?
I got the flu
and I gave it to you.
- To think you've been
holding that in all these years.
- Hmm.
- Emer.
A lot of people had
the flu back then.
It was only a matter
of time before I'd get it.
Come on,
let's get this down us.
- Not long now.
I'm sorry
for not believing you, about ...
...about Tansy and all.
- There is a lot to believe.
You are forgiven.
- Why, thank you.
Right, somewhere around here.
- Don't turn off.
Keep driving.
- I thought you
wanted to go to Wexford.
- There's something else
we need to do.
Something more important.
- Like what?
Look, this is nuts.
You aren't well, Mammy.
- She's right.
- I am?
- You'll both
do as you're told.
It's my last request.
Now ... who's going to pull me out?
(muffled voices) - Francis, make sure you
thoroughly clean those artichokes
And keep
your station nice and tidy.
- I can't wait to sample
your deconstructed cottage pie, Nathan.
- I promised I'd be back.
- Oh God, it's them.
- Well, there isn't
much time left, I'm afraid.
- Less than an hour.
Well then, you better get
cracking, Mary.
Go on then.
A good chef
doesn't need much time.
- What do we do, so?
- We find
somewhere quiet so Emer can rest.
- I'm gonna have plenty
of time to rest soon enough.
I'm staying put.
- So, what are you
going to cook in 45 minutes?
- There aren't
many ingredients left.
- Colcannon.
- Colcannon it is.
Good luck.
It's not about being smart
Or the herbs
Or the heat
Or the timing
It's really all about the heart
Love's the thing
that gives food its true meaning
Cook with heart
Jump right in and start
She taught me
Everything she knew
Soda bread,
cottage pie, Irish stew
I'll get this right
Cook with heart
with all of your heart
- Yes. The sand.
She taught me
how to hold a spoon
How to mix,
how to bake, how to taste
Her time is soon
I'm going to
win before we part
I'll pass this test
I'll be a chef the very best
I'll cook
with all of my heart
- Time's up.
- Done.
- You know,
it's been a long time
since I've had colcannon.
- Simple food.
You are either
very brave or very foolish.
- Brave?
It runs in the family.
- Well?
- Well?!
- It's a sensation.
I could eat this all day.
- A masterpiece, Mary.
- Yes, yes, thank you.
Did you hear that, Granny?
Mammy? Tansy?
So cool, isn't it?
- Yes, so cool, my dear.
Well, you are
certainly into the summer camp.
She's quite a talent.
You must be proud.
- Oh, I am.
I don't know
where she gets it from.
- Well, never judge
a book by its cover.
And what do you mean by that?
Every woman
in my family has got
more talent in her little finger
than those eejits
- I'll see you
in a couple of weeks then, eh?
- Yes.
Will you be coming alone?
- Yes.
Granny won't be here.
- What about you?
- What are you waiting for?
- Mammy?
- Yes?
- Can I have
some proper chef's knives?
- Early birthday present. I'll be careful.
- I'll ask your dad.
Dad!
Oh, I left the phone off.
Call him, will you, Mary?
- Isn't that illegal?
- Hands-free.
Oh, it's on message.
Um, hey, Paddy.
We're on a bit
of a road trip here with Emer.
I'll give you
a ring later to explain.
... love to the boys.
And you.
I feel bad.
They should be here too.
- Car is too small.
- You know what I mean.
They love Granny.
- It's okay.
I've left them my Elvis records.
- Mammy.
- All right.
We're here.
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Okay, Mary.
Break out Granny's wheelchair.
- I don't suppose you're
in the mood for climbing, Granny?
- Away with you.
- Okay, Tansy.
Up you come.
- Oh, very clever.
- Hey, Scarlett,
what are you doing up there?
- Yeah, very funny.
Ha ha!
- So overgrown.
No one's lived here
since you left.
- I've been here before.
- Whoa!
- I dreamt about this place.
- Careful, Mary.
- I was a big dog.
I was running.
And then I saw you.
- Me?
- As a little girl,
like in your photo.
You were leaning into the well.
- No one was about.
I had to stop you, save you.
I'd already lost Tansy.
Not you too.
- You scared me.
Granny thought
you were attacking me.
- I saved you.
The Greyhound
saved you, Granny.
- I didn't know that.
I was only little.
So tired.
- Come on.
Let's get you out of the wind.
Hold my hand
Understand
There are only ...
... so many heartbeats
- What a mess.
- It may look
all broken, but it lives on.
Memory.
Remember the fire
in the grate, Emer?
- Well, will you look at that?
- Oh, lovely.
- Your favorite spot, eh?
- Yes, Mammy.
I can still smell the dog.
- Do you hear that?
Look.
- Oh ... a hegg.
- A fine class
of an egg, full of new life.
- You should put it back, love.
- There you go.
- I love you, Emer.
And I've always
looked over you.
I want you to know that.
- Is it time?
- Mammy.
What are you doing
over there, love?
- Oh, Mammy.
- Don't worry.
It'll be grand.
Mary, don't forget now.
None of that modern muck, right?
- Not a chance, Granny.
- Ah, I know that kiss.
It's me ... Scarlett.
(eerie music)
(Gaelic song)
- Hello, Mammy.
- Food!
I need food!
- Hungry. Hungry. Hungry.
- I'm bigger!
- I'm starving!
- You're always starving.
- Not half as much as me.
- First, come over here
and give your mammy a big hug.
- Huh?
- You want to eat again?
Ohhh.
Mammy's little angels.
And guess who got
into summer school?
- Go you!
- I knew you'd nail it.
You'll be a top chef yet, Mary.
- I've missed you, you know.
- Then you'd better get
your bum over to England then.
There's plenty of room.
- Time for summer school.
- Gotta go.
Yes.
- After you, Chef.
(singing)
- Shrimp-ooh.
(singing)
Shrimp-ooh.
(singing)
Shrimp-ooh.
- Hey, you two.
(singing)
- Shrimp-...
- Is someone here
who wants to say hello?
- Oh, look at him.
[barking]
- Fresh from a well.
One rescue dog.
[barking]
- Hello, you.
- Oh, he's amazing.
- Ohh ... I'm Mary.
[barking]
- What's his name?
- I was taken ... Elvis?
- Elvis?
How are ya, Elvis?
- Come on, Mary.
[barking]
- Ready?
- As ready as you'll ever be.
- You're so cheeky.
- I'm a rip, alright.
[music]
[seagulls squawking]
(music)
Now the story
has been told.
Joys and sorrows
of young and old.
Pictures fall
as the pages turn.
Of lives well lived
and lessons learnt.
You're forever in our heart.
Forever in our life
Your bright light shines
But if ever days are dark
And nights are weighing down.
You know your love
is all around.
Your love is all around.
Time is shared
in random amounts.
We have to make each
heartbeat count
Knowing all things
must pass
Its through our love
that your life lasts
As the wind blows
through the trees
We can feel you
on the breeze
Knowing you're always there
We can move on,
you're filling the air
You're forever
in our hearts
Forever in our minds
Your bright light shines
But if ever days
are dark
And nights are
weighing down
We know your love
is all around
Your love is all around
You're forever
in our heart
Forever in our mind
Your bright light shines
But if ever days
are dark
And nights are
weighing down
We know your love
is all around
Your love is all around
It's not about being smart
or the herbs
Or the heat
or the timing
It's really all about
the heart
Love's the thing that gives food
its true meaning
Cook with heart,
Jump right in and start
She taught me
everything she knew
Soda bread,
cottage pie, Irish stew
I'll get this right
Cook with heart,
with all of your heart
She taught me
how to hold the spoon
How to mix, how
to bake, how to taste
Her time is soon
I'm going to win before we part
I'll pass this test,
I'll be a chef
The very best,
I'll cook with all of my heart
(birds chirping)
(wind blowing)
(birds chirping)
(birds chirping)
(music)
(birds chirping)
(music)
(dog barking)
(music)
(music)
(music)
(sniffing)
- Sadly, Connor, your
souffle is somewhat of a letdown.
- Next.
(footsteps)
- And you are?
- The name's Mary O'Hara.
- And what exactly
have you cooked for us?
- Tart Tatin with bananas.
It's really good.
- Oh, oh, oh,
we'll be the judge of that.
- Ha, ha, that's funny.
Being a judge and all.
- Let's hope your tart
isn't a comedy turn, too, eh?
- Mm, not enough sugar.
- It's a healthy tart.
- Mm, but the pastry.
Too much butter.
- And unhealthy, too.
Perfectly balanced.
- Why bananas, anyway?
- Sorry, next.
- That's all you've got to say?
I've been
cooking that thing for ages.
- You are a very cheeky girl.
- I'm not,
I'm just being honest.
- Well, it's not up
to the standard we require,
not to earn
access to our school, next.
- Oh, no.
- Ah, I assume
this is your grandmother.
I'm sure she'll have
something to say about your behavior.
- You two eejits
with the clipboards.
Not up to standard, you say.
Well, I say you're not
up to standard for my Mary.
- This isn't helping, Granny.
- We understand
your disappointment,
but this is a very
prestigious cookery school.
We can't just take anybody.
- Anybody?
Anybody?
Mary is not an anybody.
She's my fragrant rose.
- Your what?
- By the way,
Mary can always come back
and take the test
in the next session,
so she can show us
what she can really do.
- You can be sure she'll
be back, and I'll be with her.
- Is that a threat?
- No, it's a promise.
- Go cook your
own prestigious bottoms
in your prestigious ovens.
- Granny.
- Give us a push back there.
- Stop!
(music)
It's a play not yet read
Go ahead, turn the page
You're the age
Be brave, and rage
Laugh loud, love and wait
Look straight ahead
Be yourself
Don't be caged
Don't be led
The world's now your stage
Get up there and rage
Roar loud, love and rage
(laughing)
- The look on their faces,
your fragrant rose.
(laughing)
- All that fancy food
they kept blathering on about.
Whose idea was it to cook
a tatty tart with bananas?
- I just thought I'd
cook something different.
Something with a wow factor.
- What a load of rubbish.
You should be cooking
with tradition and heart.
Not that modern muck!
- Looks like my summer holidays
are gonna be a cookathon.
- Well, if you want to be a chef,
you've got to put in the hours.
- Hey, Wexford,
isn't that where you were born?
- It is.
- We could go
and see your old house.
I've never been.
- No, we can't.
I told your mammy we were
only going to be an hour.
- And we've been gone.
- Oh no, five.
(laughing)
- You don't talk much
about your life
when you're a little girl.
- Some things are best left alone.
- Thanks, Granny.
You know, for coming with me.
- Best make good use
of me while I'm still here.
- Look out!
(screaming)
(crashing)
(sheep bleating)
(barking)
- Mary, are you okay?
- I'm good.
So's the dog.
(barking)
(seagulls squawking)
But I'm not
sure about mammy's car.
- Dogs.
Always dogs.
I got attacked once, you know ...
... at the old well, when I was a girl.
(laughing)
- See, I do tell you stories.
Oh!
Maybe your mammy won't notice.
- Mammy always notices.
You know that.
- We'd better be getting back.
I'm chilly.
(coughing)
(coughing)
- You okay, Granny?
- Fine.
I'm fine.
(music)
- Where have you two been?
- We decided
to have a girl's day out.
- Mammy, you were
supposed to be back hours ago.
I've been worried sick.
- Well, we're back now.
- Look at my car.
What happened?
- A stupid dog jumped out on us.
- I'm not sure you
should be driving anymore, mammy.
- Always the drama queen.
- It wasn't Granny's fault.
The dog tried to kill us.
- Oh, now
who's the drama queen?
Why don't you
go for a lie down?
You look tired.
- Just a wee rest,
then I'll get off home.
- There's no rush.
- Hey, you can rest in my room.
- What are you making, love?
- French toast
for Dad and the boys.
- You need a hand?
- I'm fine.
- Or a shower?
- I'm fine!
(singing)
- We are Bohs! Bohs!
(singing)
Always believe in your soul
(singing)
You've got the power to know
(singing)
You're indestructible
(singing)
Always believing
(singing)
We are Bohs! Bohs!
(singing)
Always believe in your soul
(singing)
You've got the power to know
(singing)
You're indestructible
(singing)
Always believing
- How are my girls?
- All the better for seeing you.
- What's for tea?
- Starving.
- Bread and custard.
- It's French toast.
- Sounds grand, love.
Any meat to go with it?
- It's okay. I'll cook us up
some spaghetti Bolognese, eh?
- Now you're talking.
(singing)
- You're indestructible!
(singing)
Always believing!
(laughing)
- Mmm, delicious.
(phone ringing)
- Not at the table, Dominic.
- That will be his girlfriend.
- Killer!
- Ah, you kept that quiet, tiger.
- Is that the girl that works
down the chipper?
- The blind and deaf one
with no sense of smell.
- Quiet, shrimp!
(phone ringing)
- Hey!
See you later, wuffkin.
Wuffkin?!
- That's private.
(laughing)
- I said not at the table.
- What happened to your car?
- Mammy, she took Mary on her drive.
- Emer?
Where's she now?
- Upstairs, she was tired.
You should have stayed home
to do your homework.
- It's the summer holidays.
- Right, well, if you spend
as long on your schoolwork ...
... as you do cooking with Granny ...
... you'd be a child genius by now.
- Well, when I leave school,
I'll be a great chef.
You know, cook proper food.
If I was an Italian, I'd
say this food was ... urgh, racist.
- Watch your lip!
Paddy, tell her.
- Watch your lip.
- You'll be getting a proper job
when you leave school.
- Could you pass the racist
pasta there, wuffkin?
(laughing)
- I'd better take this
up to Granny.
She must be starving.
- Is it okay
if I call Ava, Dad?
- Off you go.
(laughing)
(birds chirping)
(coughing)
(door knocking)
- Yes?
- Nasty cough you have there,
Mammy.
- Yeah.
I've had a lot worse,
I can tell you.
- Well, I think
you'll be staying here tonight.
Mammy, why do you keep encouraging
Mary with this cookery nonsense?
- Well, someone's got to
be able to cook in this house.
(music)
This is about
as Italian as Bono.
(coughing)
(giggling)
- They were scared as hell.
They thought Granny was
going to turn into an alien.
Like in that movie, you know?
- Yeah, like
Granny Monster from Mars.
(laughing)
Mary?
Mary,
- What?
- I need to tell
you something important.
- Fire away.
- No, face to face.
In the park?
- Okay, see you in 10?
(music)
(dog barking)
- Alright, Mary.
(dog barking)
(music)
- Hiya
- Hey you.
(water bubbling)
- So, what's up?
Uh oh.
Serious sigh.
- I'm leaving.
- But we've only just got here.
- Dad's got
a new job in England.
- So, I'm leaving.
- When?
- End of the week.
- Why didn't
you tell me earlier?
- I didn't
want you to get angry.
- Really?
REALLY?!
- See, you're angry.
- Come on, boy, fetch the ball.
(screaming)
Don't worry, kid.
- It's okay.
Oh, he's a softie.
- He's a dog!
(music)
- Here, go fetch.
(thunder rumbling)
- Maybe I could cook
something fishy for the trial.
Cod in lemon sauce?
- Hmm, I think we're
going to need a secret weapon.
Pass me my bag, there's a love.
Here.
Take this.
- What is it?
- Oh, open it.
- Recipes, old recipes.
- My granny gave it to me.
So, it's time I gave it to you.
- Thank you.
- Easy.
- Hey, some
of this is written in Irish.
- That'll be my grandmother.
You won't find
any modern rubbish in there.
- Come on, kids, lights out.
- But it's the holidays.
- Sleep!
- How about bacon and eggs?
- Looks easy enough.
- My grandmother
loves cooking bacon and eggs.
All fresh from the farm.
- Night, Granny.
- Bacons, heggs.
- Hegg.
Hegg!
(dog barking)
The Hegg.
- Emer, did you drop it?
- I did, it's dead.
- It's not dead, love.
It's only smashed.
- I killed it.
- There's no life in an egg
that isn't under a hen.
(coughing)
We have a whole
basket full of them.
Do you want
another one, do you?
- No, it was only a hegg.
- It was a fine
class of an egg, mind ...
... but only an egg.
- How are you now?
- I'm grand.
Close your eyes.
(coughing)
- I know that kiss.
- It's Emer.
(dog barking)
(coughing)
Granny?
(coughing)
Granny?
(coughing)
You're on fire.
Mammy.
Mammy!
Come quick!
- What is it, love?
- It's Granny.
She's not well.
- What's wrong?
- Paddy, she's on fire.
I can't wake her.
You better call an ambulance.
(dramatic music)
I'll drive by your house
and bring you some clothes.
Okay, Mammy?
(siren wailing)
- They'll have to run tests.
- What kind of tests?
- You know, important tests.
- What kind of important tests?
- I don't know, tests.
- It's my fault.
- How come?
- The car.
We shouldn't have gone
so long with our windows down.
- Don't be silly, Mary.
- I'm not being silly!
- Oh, love, I'm sorry.
Mary!
- Hey, love, you go
and see your mother.
I'll go and start out the kids
and see you at the hospital.
All right?
- Thanks, Paddy.
You don't think
I brought all this on, do you?
Arguing with Mammy.
- What?
You're always arguing with her.
- She'll be fine, Ma.
- Yeah, those doctors
know a thing or two.
- I hate hospitals.
- And I hate lifts.
Well, apart from this one.
(female computer voice)
- Doors opening.
- Really?
- Nice one, Dommo.
- Jeez, I think you need
a doctor down there, Dommo.
(door creaks)
- Will I plump
up your pillows, then?
- They're plump enough.
Will you look who's here?
- Granny!
How's you?
- All the better
for seeing your face.
- Well, come on in.
- You feeling better, Granny?
- I will be when
I'm out of this place.
- Don't let them
doctors boss you around.
- I'll do the bossing
around here.
- I don't doubt you.
See, you got
a room on your own.
Nice.
- Oh, the kings of Leon?
Give us a listen
to these bad boys, eh?
(shouting) Not too bad,
but they're not a patch on Elvis.
- Do you like Elvis, Granny?
(shouting)
- What?
- He asked if he liked Elvis.
(shouting)
- I love him!
- Ah, I'm Dr. Patel.
You must be Mr. O'Hara.
Paddy.
- Nice to meet you, Paddy.
Mrs. O'Hara,
could I have a little chat?
- Right, and it's Scarlett.
- I've got some
recipe ideas for the test.
(shouting) - Maybe you
could show the cooks here.
(laughing)
- Mammy seems in good form.
- Well, she's
certainly keeping us on our toes.
We did some routine checks
and tests on your mother.
- You make
her sound like a car.
- Yes.
(laughing) Beep beep.
Well, the thing is...
- Are you okay?
Here, sit down, Dr. Patel.
- Oh, thank you.
I'm not good
at this sort of thing.
- Sort of thing?
Are you saying there's
something serious?
- Yes.
I'm sorry, Mrs. O'Hara ...
... Scarlett.
- She's really ill, is she?
- Until we've done more
tests, it's hard to be exact.
(people chattering)
- How long has she got?
- Could be ...
She's a fighter.
- Oh, Mammy.
So what happens now?
- I think it's best that she stays here
until we know more.
- Yum, yum, Emer.
Lunchtime.
- You could plaster
a broken leg with that stuff.
- Och, now.
- Now, Mary.
Apologize to the lady.
Ah, Jeszus!
- Good luck with that, Gran.
- Looks like cat sick.
- Well, if I didn't want
it before,
I definitely don't want it now.
(hand clapping)
- Time to give
Granny some peace and quiet.
You ride shotgun
with your mammy, okay.
- Okay, Daddy.
- Bye, Granny.
- Elvis is king.
Close your eyes.
- Oh, I know that kiss.
(laughing)
- It's Mary.
(laughing)
(Gaelic song)
- So when will
Granny be coming home?
(dog barking)
Yap yap yourself!
(dog barking)
Dogs.
(music)
What is it with you and dogs?
- Granny always
says not to trust them.
They're unlucky.
One attacked her at the old well ...
- ... when she was a girl.
- When she was a girl.
(upbeat music)
So when will
Granny be coming home?
Mammy?
What is it?
- I'm sorry.
It's just ... Granny
won't be coming back home.
- What are you saying?
Of course she is.
- The doctor has done
tests and ... Granny is very sick.
- Dr. Patel is an eejit.
- Don't talk like that.
Oh Mary ... Granny
doesn't have long to live.
- Granny isn't going to die.
She's a super Granny.
She survived the flu as a baby.
She told me.
- I know.
But she's old now.
- All she needs is
proper food to make her strong.
Not the muck they serve her
in the hospital.
- Prta agus cl.
Potatoes and kale.
Sounds simple enough.
Ever heard of knocking?
- I made you
some cheese on toast.
And don't be rude.
- Oh I saw a removal lorry
outside Ava's house over here.
Do you know why?
- She's leaving!
- What about your ...?
(music)
(dog barking)
- Bark off!
(dog barking)
(music)
- No!
(screaming)
Stop! Stop!
- Mary, what's going on?
- You won't have to
feed her if she lives with us.
Ava, it will like
save you a fortune.
- Mary!
She just
suggested you stay with her.
Yeah, she's right, Mammy.
I want to stay here.
- So sweet.
- Well that's settled then.
Send us a postcard
when you get to England.
- Ava, it's time
to pack your suitcase.
Get over here.
- Not you, you eejit.
- Can't we stay here, Mum?
- I'm so, so sorry.
Mary, watch your mouth!
- I'm just being honest.
You can come
and visit Ava any time ...
... and she can
come over here and stay.
- It won't be the same.
- Sorry.
(music)
(raining)
- It's a wet one, all right.
- For some, maybe.
I nearly knocked you flat.
- Rushing home to get
your homework done, are you?
- Nah, it's the summer holidays.
- What's wrong with you so?
- My best friend's leaving.
- And my granny's not well.
- Sure I know.
- Well, why did you ask?
- God, you're a rip alright.
- What does that mean?
- You're a cheeky young lady.
- Everyone says that.
But I'm not.
I'm just being honest.
How do you know about my granny?
- Ah sure, I just do.
It's life, Mary.
- I ... I have to go.
- Right, so.
- How do you know my name?
- How's the girlfriend, wuffkin?
- They've split up so they have.
- Lucky escape.
- Yeah.
- For her, I meant.
- Why, Dominic?
She sounded really nice.
- She didn't like the Bohs.
- You split up with the poor girl
because she didn't like football.
- No, because
she didn't like the Bohs.
- Well, they've
got to be compatible.
- What?
- So if Mum didn't like
the Bohemians, would you leave her?
- Don't be cheeky.
- She's just being honest.
- Mm, lovely curry, Scarlett.
- Not bad from a jar,
But I'll never cook
from a jar when I'm a chef.
- What is it with you?
You should have
heard this one today
with Ava's mother
arguing in the street.
- Give Ava
a good send-off then.
- Yeah.
(laughing)
- No!
- Right, that's it.
You are grounded.
And you can't use this kitchen
for the entire
summer holiday, okay?
- Oh, you love that.
You don't want
me to be a chef, do you?!
-No, I just don't want
you behaving like this.
- Mary, I think
you should go to your room.
- I was going anyway.
- Oh, it's knackered.
- Okay, calm down everyone.
It's been a stressful time,
that's for sure.
(rumbling)
- Why?! Why?! Why?!
Why is Granny sick?
Why is Ava leaving?!
- It's such ...
... such a mess.
(music)
(door knocking)
- What?!
- How's you?
- Been better.
- So has your room.
I brought you
some hot chocolate.
- Thanks.
- Your mammy
does love you, you know.
- Funny way of showing it.
- Lights out soon, okay?
- Night.
(music)
(dog running)
(suspense music)
- Crazy.
(windows opening)
(wind sound)
(rustling leaves)
- Lovely morning for it.
- What's 'it' when it's at home?
- Come on down, a word with you.
(rustling leaves)
- How come you look
so young but you dress so old?
(laughing)
- You are a cheeky one, all right.
- No-one
understands, I'm just being ...
- Oh, that honesty thing again.
- At least you
could tell me your name.
- Anastasia.
- I like it.
- I need you to give
your granny a message from me.
- My granny?
- Yes. Tell her
it will all be grand.
- Why would I do that?
- You'll be doing us a favor.
- But I've only
just met you and I ...
- Come on,
where's the harm in it?
- Okay, I'll do it.
- Good girl.
- But on one condition.
Any good at cooking?
- Ha, do the birds sing
in the trees?
- Well, I'll pass
your message on to Granny
if you help me cook her
a meal so she doesn't have to eat
the muck
they serve in hospital.
You've got cold hands.
- You've got yourself a deal.
(honking car)
(twittering birds)
- Come on, lads,
I've got a fare to pick up soon.
- Thanks for the lift, Dad.
I'll be a couple
of hours with Granny.
- The kitchen's still
out of bounds, so no cooking.
- I won't.
- And do some homework.
- In your dreams.
(music)
- Anastasia!
(sighing)
Anastasia!
Come on, where are you?
- Here.
(screaming)
- You scared the life out of me.
(laughing)
You only have two hours, follow me.
- Isn't your house that way?
- We're going
to Granny's house.
(music)
- No peeking.
- Well, I've never seen
anyone hide the key
under a doormat before.
- Well, hello, Mary.
How's your granny doing?
God bless her.
- She'll be
home soon, Mrs. Flynn.
- Thanks for asking.
- Granny says,
while Mrs. Flynn doesn't know,
isn't worth knowing.
She's a nosy one, all right.
That's Granny.
It was taken
after her mammy died.
- She looks happy.
- There's so many
weird recipes in here.
- Colcannon.
- I saw that one.
Kale and potatoes.
- Yes, kale, bacon, and spuds.
Your granny loves it.
- How do you know
my granny loves it?
- All grannies do.
- Okay.
Kale.
- Cold on the inside.
Warm on the outside.
- Well, it is a fridge.
Where have you been hiding?
- My granny always said,
for a proper colcannon ...
... you must use Wexford sand.
- Sand?
I don't see it anywhere.
(giggling)
- Every kitchen holds its secrets.
Herbs of the seashore.
- This will
make Granny much better.
- There's at least two
more sleeps left in that nightie.
- You need a clean one.
I'll pop
by your house and bring it later.
Anything else you need?
- To get out of here?
- Don't get any ideas, okay?
(screaming)
- Oh, can you stop
playing and help me here, please?
- Will it taste good?
- Mm, smells delicious.
- Mammy!
What are you doing here?
- I'm picking up
some things for Granny.
What are you doing here?
More to the point.
- I've been
practicing for a test.
You know, the
cookery summer school.
- I said no cooking.
- You said
no cooking in our kitchen.
- Wait till I tell your father.
It stinks in here.
- Mum ... this is
my new friend Anastasia.
- Who?
- Anasta ... sia.
- What are you talking about?
- She was here, right here.
- Are you okay, Mary?
- Of course I am.
Anastasia.
- There's no one here,
it's just me and you.
What, is this
like an imaginary friend?
- She was right
here, I swear she was.
- Mary, this is
a stressful time for all of us
with your
granny and hospital and ...
- She was right
in front of us, I swear.
- I could have
a word with Dr. Patel.
He's a nice man,
maybe he can help.
- I don't need
a doctor, I'm fine.
- We all need someone
to talk to sometimes.
- I am fine.
- Granny!
- Look who's here.
Are you still my fragrant rose?
- Don't be cheeky.
(laughing)
- We're like peas in a pod.
So how's the cooking practice
coming along?
- Mum banned me
from the kitchen.
But that didn't stop me.
- That's the spirit.
- Here you go.
Seedless.
Your favorites.
They're washed, honest.
- Thanks, love.
- Right, have fun you two.
Just gonna go
and chat to Doctor Patel.
- You know what I found
in the old recipe book?
An old photograph of Wexford.
- Ah, the farmhouse.
- I had a dream about it.
- You should be dreaming
about that cookery test.
(laughing)
- Oh, by the way...
(music)
- What are you up to?
- I made you this.
- You didn't.
- Colcannon,
from your recipe book.
(crunching)
- And there was no-one there,
but Mary was convinced
this Anastasia was real.
- Well, it could
very well be trauma related.
It's obvious how much
she loves her grandmother.
She doesn't want to ... lose her.
We have someone
here at the hospital
who could talk to her about it.
I could sit in too.
- Thank you, Dr. Patel.
- Call me Jamil.
- Just like
my granny's recipe.
- Did you make
this on your own, Mary?
- Course I did.
- I need to get out of here
and take you back
to that cooking school.
I promised those eejit judges,
remember?
- Hey, there's no rush.
We can always try next year.
Just get better, eh?
(gasping)
- Hello, you two.
- Phew. What's that smell?
- What?
- Okay, say
you goodbyes to Granny.
She must rest now.
Bye, Mammy.
- Granny.
My friend told me to tell you,
it'll all be grand.
See you tomorrow.
- So what were
you whispering to Granny?
- When?
- Just now.
- I had a message for her.
- Who from?
- From Anastasia.
- Oh, come on.
You're your imaginary friend.
- She's not imaginary.
I met her yesterday.
(female computer voice)
- Doors closing.
- So she's a stranger then.
What have we always said
about talking to strangers, eh?
- Dad was a stranger
when you first talked to him.
- That's
different and you know it.
- Anastasia's not a stranger.
She's my friend.
- So where is she?
(female computer voice)
- Doors opening.
- I had a word with Dr. Patel.
You said there's
someone you can talk to.
- No way.
I don't need a doctor.
- It's just a friendly chat.
Off the record.
- I'll prove
she's not imaginary.
- What?
Introduce me, like?
- Yes.
- Great.
And if, as I believe,
she doesn't show,
you'll speak to someone.
- Okay.
(music)
- Urgh.
(smelling)
Disgusting!
My wild Irish Rose
The sweetest flower that grows
You may search everywhere but none
can compare with my wild Irish rose
- Mammy?
- Oh Lord ... the flu
Up to bed with you, Tansey girl.
The sweetest flower that grows
I'll be grand.
She may let me take the bloom
from my wild Irish Rose
- Can I go with you?
- Granny will
need your help down here.
Won't you, Granny?
- Oh, I will.
I'd be
hopeless without our Emer.
- Paddy.
- Are you awake?
- No.
- I'm really
worried about Mary.
All this imaginary friend talk.
- There's nothing wrong
with a bit of imagination, love.
(dog running)
(suspense music)
(screaming)
(shouting)
- Granny! Granny!
- Get away from her.
Don't hurt my girl, away.
Go, go to hear me, away.
- Away, go away.
(water splashing)
- Maybe I do need
to see someone.
(door knocking)
- Hurry up, Mary, I need the loo.
- Cross your legs then.
- Open up.
- Or find a tree.
- Come on, open up.
- Morning, love.
You sleep well?
- Not bad.
- Look, I'm sorry
I pushed you so hard ...
... about your imaginary friend.
- Anastasia.
- Yeah.
We all have
our ways of coping.
- You're still
gonna meet her though.
A deal's a deal.
- Mammy was telling us
about your new friend.
- Can we come
and see her too, shrimp?
- Boys ... quiet and eat.
(smaking)
- How's Granny?
- Trouble.
- Oh, that's my Granny.
- Okay, time
to go see Anastasia.
- We haven't
finished breakfast.
- You wanna
meet her, don't you?
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Say hello from me.
- Tell her
don't be a stranger'!
- Ooh.
(music)
- Thanks for telling
Dommo and Killer.
- Oh, they must have overheard
me talking to your daddy.
- Whatever.
- Well, hello, Scarlet.
How's poor Emer doing?
Nothing serious, I hope.
- Yeah, she'll be grand.
Just needs to get some rest.
- I'm sure the doctors know
what they're doing.
I'll be saying
a little prayer for her later.
- That's very kind, Mrs. Flynn.
- I'll be sure
to tell her you asked after her.
- Big for a little fella, isn't he?
- It's the breed,
and he's a she.
Come on, Enya.
- God, she's nosey.
- Shh.
- Mrs. Flynn, you remember that woman
I was with yesterday, don't you?
Mrs. Flynn!
- And that's what you get
for being cheeky.
(thunder rumbling)
(raining)
- Oh, great.
Where are we going, Mary?
(seagulls squawking)
Morning.
- Correct.
(thunder rumbling)
(music)
- We'll give
it a few more minutes.
- You don't think
she's real, do you?
- I haven't a clue
what's what at the moment, Mary.
Granny's so, she's,
and we don't seem to be able
to be in the same room
without arguing.
I just miss my little girl.
(shouting)
- Anastasia!
Where are you?
- Hello, Mary.
My name's Dr. Heaney,
and I don't bite.
- Well, I might.
- Quite.
So when did you
first meet Anastasia?
- I'm only here because I lost
a bet with my mammy and ...
- Mary, don't be rude.
- It's okay, Mrs. O'Hara.
Stress can make us feel ...
- I'm not stressed.
I just need
Granny to be better.
- And that's just what
we're trying to do in this place?
- Maybe this should cook her up
something that might help?!
- You seem to have
been doing a good job yourself.
- I don't believe it.
- Well, you should know
the food around here is ...
- I can assure you,
Mary, the food is very nutritious.
- I'll bet
you bring sandwiches.
You do, don't you?
-Well, er, some ... sometimes.
- Can we go
back to Mary, please?
- Is there anything else
that's been on your mind ...
... apart from Anastasia.
- I have odd dreams.
- Oh, and what happens
in these dreams?
- I'm a dog,
a big dog, and I go ...
(howling)
- Hmm.
- Well, I thought
that went well.
- Oh, did you?
You were so rude.
And don't give me that
being honest rubbish.
Dr. Heaney was
trying to help you.
Dr. Patel trying to help you.
I'm trying to ...
(gasping) Whoa!
- That'll be
my imaginary friend.
I was calling you yesterday.
Where were you?
- I'm not a dog, you know.
You can't whistle
and I go running.
- I needed a rest.
- Did you give
your granny my message?
- Yes.
This is my mammy.
- You must be Scarlet.
- So you're Anastasia.
- Do you want to come in?
- Yes, Um, sorry.
- Water didn't boil
on its own in my day.
- What do you mean your day?
It makes you sound ancient.
- Mary.
- Do you know?
You two could be sisters.
- So Anastasia, what
do you want with my daughter?
- I just wanted her to give
her granny a message.
- Well, what was this message
you gave my mother?!
- That it'll all be grand.
- What's all grand
about my mammy dying?
- Dying isn't
all bad, you know.
So long as your time's right.
- Why are you doing this to us?
- Fridge raid.
- Hungry.
Me, hungry.
- What time is dinner, Ma?
- Fridge raid completed.
(eerie music)
(porcelain clattering)
- Sorry about that.
Disappearing really
takes it out of me.
- Why do it?
- I don't want
everyone seeing me.
Oh, girls, you're not
telling me you haven't guessed it.
- Are you
telling us you're a ghost?
- Wow, so
you're like haunting us?
- Shh, Mary, she's no ghost.
It's just a trick.
- I have another
name you might recognize.
I'm a shorter than Anastasia.
- And?
- Tansy.
I never met my granny.
She died of the flu
years before I was born.
Her name was Tansy.
- So you're saying
you're my great granny's ghost?
- Er, hello?
Dr. Patel?
Oh.
No, I understand.
We'll make our way over.
Thanks for ringing.
It's granny.
She's not good.
- What are we gonna do?
- Better put on your raincoat, Mary.
- I'd like to see Emer too.
- Can she, Mammy?
Well?
- Okay. But don't go
upsetting her with this ghost rubbish.
Paddy, Mammy's not good.
Can you feed the lads?
I'll call you when I can.
Okay, love you, bye.
- We have to get her
something healthy to eat.
- Okay, but let's be quick.
(music)
- So what other
ghostly things can you do?
- We don't all stick our heads
under our arms, you know.
- Say you are a ghost.
Why are you here?
Why now?
- The flu took
away my time with Emer.
Took me before I was ready.
- She got the flu too.
She told me.
- A lot of people did,
but she beat it.
Had a fine life.
But now she needs my help.
- What do you mean, had?
- Emer's preparing to go now.
- Go where?
- She means
Granny is going to die.
- Come to take my Granny away.
(music)
- Death is part of life.
(Gaelic song)
- It's okay, they don't bite.
- There'd be no famine
in here, that's for sure.
- We've got company.
- Is he following us?
- He's like a policeman.
Well, at least he thinks he is.
- Look at this!
A chicken!
It's already plucked!
- Stop!
- You're making
him more suspicious.
- I'd give him
something to be suspicious about.
- Watch this.
So good.
- Whoa.
(laughing)
(screaming)
(laughing)
- That was awesome.
- Yes, but it
takes a lot out of me.
- Where have you two been?
We've gotta get going.
- Chilling.
- Keep the change.
- I'll just park the car.
See you in a sec.
- Well, let's go see Granny.
- I can't.
- Of course you can.
- It's just like the supermarket.
- The problem is the lights.
The brighter they are,
they've done me in so they have.
- Ghost?
Ghost!
- I think we'd best check
your medication, Mr. Rooney.
- She disappeared right in front of us.
- There, there.
- I have to see Emer.
She hasn't much time now.
- I don't want Granny to die.
- I know,
but she needs our help.
- Okay, I'll go get her.
But you better make sure
everything is grand.
- Got yourself
a deal, Mary O'Hara.
- Wait for my mammy.
I'll be as quick as I can.
(music)
- Just going to give
my Granny some fruit.
- Oh, she'll like that, love.
(female computer voice)
- Doors closing.
(female computer voice)
- Doors opening.
- Oh, hello, Mary.
Where's your mother?
- She's parking the car, Dr. Patel.
Can I take my Granny
down for a walk?
- Nice idea,
but she's too weak, I'm afraid.
I'll explain it
to your mother in detail
when she's here.
- Well, okay.
Here, to go with your sandwich.
- Thank you,
yes. Sandwich.
(soft music)
- Granny, Granny.
- Is that Mary?
- Do you want
to go on an adventure?
There's someone
who wants to meet you.
- Well, there's nothing else
going on around here.
Don't run, don't shout
Don't be bold,
they always scold me
Don't steal your Granny
That's the one
they never told me
We've got the wheels
Let's roll on out
across the land
There's not much time, but
Sure, look, it'll all be grand
Let's run, let's go
These walls
will never hold me
Your life's your life, girl,
The word she always told me
Let's break the rules
No one else will understand
There's not much time, but
Sure, look, it'll all be grand
Don't stop, don't fret
Don't let my doubts control me
Your love's my life girl
Her love will always hold me
Let's have a craic
We'll grin
and giggle while we can
There's not much time, but
Sure, look,
it'll all be grand
It'll all be grand
It'll all be grand
- Oh, so sorry.
It took ages to park.
Where's Mary?
- Here.
- Are you kidding me?!
(yelling)
- Woo-hoo!
- What did Dr. Patel
have to say about this?
- He was too busy to notice.
- I'll pop her straight back.
- Right, well that's okay then.
(laughing)
- Granny, I said
someone wanted to see you.
- Mary.
Hello, Emer.
- Oh, who's this?
- Sure you know who I am.
(music)
Have you come
to collect me ... Mammy?
- Not yet.
Look at you,
you'll catch your death.
- Bit late for that now, love.
- Come on, back to the ward again.
- No, Scarlet,
I'm not going back in there.
It's time to go home.
- Well of course,
you can stay with us,
but I'll speak to Dr. Patel.
- No, to Wexford.
- To your old home?
- Wexford,
it's such a long drive,
and it's late already, and ...
- Wexford.
- Well, Mammy?
- I cannot believe
we're doing this.
(goofing off, sticking out tongue)
(laughing)
- You're right in the back.
- Oh!
Amazing.
- Oh yeah,
it's a weird one, that.
(screaming)
- Easy, Mary.
- Does it hurt?
Dying?
- Like I said,
it'll all be grand.
- Oh no, I know who that'll be.
- Hello?
- Hello, Dr. Patel.
- Scarlet, is
your mother with you?
- Yes, yes, she is.
- Yeah, I really can't tell you
how irresponsible you are being.
Your mother needs
specialist treatment.
- Well, I'm sorry,
Dr. Patel, but it feels right.
She needs to be with us now.
- I can arrange
for her to be an outpatient.
- Just bring her back.
- Doc, I ...
- Hello? Scarlet?
Can you hear me?
- You're breaking up, sorry.
- Awesome.
- No, it wasn't.
We need petrol.
- Do you know what?
I'd laugh and ice cream,
a big one with sprinkles and sauce,
but not nuts,
they play havoc with my teeth.
- I want a burger.
- And you wanting
to be a world famous chef?
- I'm having the afternoon off.
- Not more sliding fans.
What's wrong with handles?
Why is
everything in such a hurry?
- Welcome
to the home of fast food.
(people chattering)
- I wouldn't feed that
to my greyhound.
- That dog?
- Still angry with the lad, eh?
- Dogs are unlucky.
And they're vicious.
- That's your grandmother
speaking, Emer.
She never did like him.
She said he gave
you the flu that killed you.
- Dogs don't give you the flu.
- I, I know that.
But I could have.
I did, didn't I?
I got the flu
and I gave it to you.
- To think you've been
holding that in all these years.
- Hmm.
- Emer.
A lot of people had
the flu back then.
It was only a matter
of time before I'd get it.
Come on,
let's get this down us.
- Not long now.
I'm sorry
for not believing you, about ...
...about Tansy and all.
- There is a lot to believe.
You are forgiven.
- Why, thank you.
Right, somewhere around here.
- Don't turn off.
Keep driving.
- I thought you
wanted to go to Wexford.
- There's something else
we need to do.
Something more important.
- Like what?
Look, this is nuts.
You aren't well, Mammy.
- She's right.
- I am?
- You'll both
do as you're told.
It's my last request.
Now ... who's going to pull me out?
(muffled voices) - Francis, make sure you
thoroughly clean those artichokes
And keep
your station nice and tidy.
- I can't wait to sample
your deconstructed cottage pie, Nathan.
- I promised I'd be back.
- Oh God, it's them.
- Well, there isn't
much time left, I'm afraid.
- Less than an hour.
Well then, you better get
cracking, Mary.
Go on then.
A good chef
doesn't need much time.
- What do we do, so?
- We find
somewhere quiet so Emer can rest.
- I'm gonna have plenty
of time to rest soon enough.
I'm staying put.
- So, what are you
going to cook in 45 minutes?
- There aren't
many ingredients left.
- Colcannon.
- Colcannon it is.
Good luck.
It's not about being smart
Or the herbs
Or the heat
Or the timing
It's really all about the heart
Love's the thing
that gives food its true meaning
Cook with heart
Jump right in and start
She taught me
Everything she knew
Soda bread,
cottage pie, Irish stew
I'll get this right
Cook with heart
with all of your heart
- Yes. The sand.
She taught me
how to hold a spoon
How to mix,
how to bake, how to taste
Her time is soon
I'm going to
win before we part
I'll pass this test
I'll be a chef the very best
I'll cook
with all of my heart
- Time's up.
- Done.
- You know,
it's been a long time
since I've had colcannon.
- Simple food.
You are either
very brave or very foolish.
- Brave?
It runs in the family.
- Well?
- Well?!
- It's a sensation.
I could eat this all day.
- A masterpiece, Mary.
- Yes, yes, thank you.
Did you hear that, Granny?
Mammy? Tansy?
So cool, isn't it?
- Yes, so cool, my dear.
Well, you are
certainly into the summer camp.
She's quite a talent.
You must be proud.
- Oh, I am.
I don't know
where she gets it from.
- Well, never judge
a book by its cover.
And what do you mean by that?
Every woman
in my family has got
more talent in her little finger
than those eejits
- I'll see you
in a couple of weeks then, eh?
- Yes.
Will you be coming alone?
- Yes.
Granny won't be here.
- What about you?
- What are you waiting for?
- Mammy?
- Yes?
- Can I have
some proper chef's knives?
- Early birthday present. I'll be careful.
- I'll ask your dad.
Dad!
Oh, I left the phone off.
Call him, will you, Mary?
- Isn't that illegal?
- Hands-free.
Oh, it's on message.
Um, hey, Paddy.
We're on a bit
of a road trip here with Emer.
I'll give you
a ring later to explain.
... love to the boys.
And you.
I feel bad.
They should be here too.
- Car is too small.
- You know what I mean.
They love Granny.
- It's okay.
I've left them my Elvis records.
- Mammy.
- All right.
We're here.
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Okay, Mary.
Break out Granny's wheelchair.
- I don't suppose you're
in the mood for climbing, Granny?
- Away with you.
- Okay, Tansy.
Up you come.
- Oh, very clever.
- Hey, Scarlett,
what are you doing up there?
- Yeah, very funny.
Ha ha!
- So overgrown.
No one's lived here
since you left.
- I've been here before.
- Whoa!
- I dreamt about this place.
- Careful, Mary.
- I was a big dog.
I was running.
And then I saw you.
- Me?
- As a little girl,
like in your photo.
You were leaning into the well.
- No one was about.
I had to stop you, save you.
I'd already lost Tansy.
Not you too.
- You scared me.
Granny thought
you were attacking me.
- I saved you.
The Greyhound
saved you, Granny.
- I didn't know that.
I was only little.
So tired.
- Come on.
Let's get you out of the wind.
Hold my hand
Understand
There are only ...
... so many heartbeats
- What a mess.
- It may look
all broken, but it lives on.
Memory.
Remember the fire
in the grate, Emer?
- Well, will you look at that?
- Oh, lovely.
- Your favorite spot, eh?
- Yes, Mammy.
I can still smell the dog.
- Do you hear that?
Look.
- Oh ... a hegg.
- A fine class
of an egg, full of new life.
- You should put it back, love.
- There you go.
- I love you, Emer.
And I've always
looked over you.
I want you to know that.
- Is it time?
- Mammy.
What are you doing
over there, love?
- Oh, Mammy.
- Don't worry.
It'll be grand.
Mary, don't forget now.
None of that modern muck, right?
- Not a chance, Granny.
- Ah, I know that kiss.
It's me ... Scarlett.
(eerie music)
(Gaelic song)
- Hello, Mammy.
- Food!
I need food!
- Hungry. Hungry. Hungry.
- I'm bigger!
- I'm starving!
- You're always starving.
- Not half as much as me.
- First, come over here
and give your mammy a big hug.
- Huh?
- You want to eat again?
Ohhh.
Mammy's little angels.
And guess who got
into summer school?
- Go you!
- I knew you'd nail it.
You'll be a top chef yet, Mary.
- I've missed you, you know.
- Then you'd better get
your bum over to England then.
There's plenty of room.
- Time for summer school.
- Gotta go.
Yes.
- After you, Chef.
(singing)
- Shrimp-ooh.
(singing)
Shrimp-ooh.
(singing)
Shrimp-ooh.
- Hey, you two.
(singing)
- Shrimp-...
- Is someone here
who wants to say hello?
- Oh, look at him.
[barking]
- Fresh from a well.
One rescue dog.
[barking]
- Hello, you.
- Oh, he's amazing.
- Ohh ... I'm Mary.
[barking]
- What's his name?
- I was taken ... Elvis?
- Elvis?
How are ya, Elvis?
- Come on, Mary.
[barking]
- Ready?
- As ready as you'll ever be.
- You're so cheeky.
- I'm a rip, alright.
[music]
[seagulls squawking]
(music)
Now the story
has been told.
Joys and sorrows
of young and old.
Pictures fall
as the pages turn.
Of lives well lived
and lessons learnt.
You're forever in our heart.
Forever in our life
Your bright light shines
But if ever days are dark
And nights are weighing down.
You know your love
is all around.
Your love is all around.
Time is shared
in random amounts.
We have to make each
heartbeat count
Knowing all things
must pass
Its through our love
that your life lasts
As the wind blows
through the trees
We can feel you
on the breeze
Knowing you're always there
We can move on,
you're filling the air
You're forever
in our hearts
Forever in our minds
Your bright light shines
But if ever days
are dark
And nights are
weighing down
We know your love
is all around
Your love is all around
You're forever
in our heart
Forever in our mind
Your bright light shines
But if ever days
are dark
And nights are
weighing down
We know your love
is all around
Your love is all around
It's not about being smart
or the herbs
Or the heat
or the timing
It's really all about
the heart
Love's the thing that gives food
its true meaning
Cook with heart,
Jump right in and start
She taught me
everything she knew
Soda bread,
cottage pie, Irish stew
I'll get this right
Cook with heart,
with all of your heart
She taught me
how to hold the spoon
How to mix, how
to bake, how to taste
Her time is soon
I'm going to win before we part
I'll pass this test,
I'll be a chef
The very best,
I'll cook with all of my heart