A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) Movie Script
Haul out the holly
We're heading home so we can
start to celebrate
Fill up the stockings
We may be rushing things
But we can hardly wait now
For we need a little Christmas
right this very minute
Candles in the window
Carols at the spinet
Yes, we need a little Christmas
right this very minute
It hasn't snowed a single flurry
Fozzie, we're all in a hurry
Guys, this is the best idea
we've had in years--
Christmas at my mother's farm.
Sounds great, but don't you think
we should have called your mother...
to let her know we were coming?
How little you understand bears.
My mother loves surprises.
- Good thing. She's in for a beauty.
- Surprise, surprise!
You see, I know what she is doing
this very second.
There she is in the old farmhouse
on the snowy hill...
nice and cozy by a roaring fire.
All the Christmas decorations
will be up...
and Ma will be
in her rocking chair, knitting...
and feeling just a little sad...
that she's all alone
for the holidays.
Well, the plane leaves for California
in three hours.
Ho-ho, Christmas in Malibu!
I'm going to lie on the beach
and catch some rays.
Wocka, wocka!
Oh, this is going to be
such a surprise!
Haul out the holly
Turn on the brightest string of
Lights we've ever seen
Slice up the fruitcake
It's time we hung some tinsel
On that evergreen bough
For we need a little music
need a little laughter
Need a little singing
ringing through the rafter
And we need a little slappy
happy ever after
We need a little
Christmas
Now
Well, I think I have everything.
Yes, the airline ticket,
my suntan lotion, the--
Come in.
Hello, is this Grizzly Farm?
Oh, you must be the renter.
Come in, come in!
Yes, yes, I'm Doc.
Are you my landlady?
No, Sprocket, I didn't know
I was renting from a bear.
Oh, mind your step! Be careful.
There's an icy patch there.
I'm just so glad someone's going to be
staying in the house while I'm gone.
Yes, well, Sprocket and I--
He's my dog, Sprocket.
We're certainly delighted
to be renting the place.
We've been wanting to spend a nice,
quiet Christmas in the country.
You've come to the right place.
Put your things in the bedroom
at the top of the stairs.
Thank you.
Now who could that be?
Merry Christmas!
- Son!
- Mom!
It's so good to see you.
Well, what the--
A surprise!
No, no, the real surprise is...
- I brought all my friends with me!
- What?
- Come on, everybody!
- Merry Christmas!
Be careful of the icy patch.
- Aren't you glad to see us all?
- Well, I should say.
Excuse me, Mrs. Bear.
Remember me?
I rented this place
to have a nice, quiet Christmas.
Peace on earth!
Give me present.
Be careful, Sprocket. These could be
from some foreign planet.
Actually, they're from television.
I recognized Fozzie's weirdo friends.
- Yeah, we're proud of it too.
- Why am I here?
Tell me, are these anything like these
Fraggles you keep telling me about?
Come on!
Mom, I want you to meet someone.
This is my boss, my friend,
my inspiration.
The one who gave me my big break
in the show business-- Kermit.
- Oh, yeah, the lizard.
- Well, frog, actually.
Listen, Mrs. Bear, I know there are
an awful lot of us here, so I just--
Don't you worry about it.
There's plenty of room for everybody.
Excuse me.
You promised me
a nice, quiet Christmas.
You think you're disappointed?
I just took three months
of surfing lessons for zip.
Telephone! Telephone!
That's just Animal.
Hello, hello, hello!
Give me present!
Pig.
Hello? Piggy?
Kermie, my dear cher.
It's you.
Yes, Piggy, it's me.
Hey, listen, where are you?
You were supposed to come
to the farmhouse with us.
I know, Kermie, but I forgot about...
a teensy-weensy photo session
I just scheduled.
Now give me more
over the shoulder, honey. Hold it.
Well, hurry up.
Do not worry so,
my little green hunk.
- Oh, yeah, couldn't be nicer.
- Thank you.
My chauffeurJerome is ready
to whisk me away...
into your arms at the farmhouse.
- Oh, beautiful, beautiful.
- I must go. I'm rather busy. See you.
Okay, bye.
Kissy-kissy! Bye-bye!
- Now do that pouty thing.
- Oh, yes.
Fabulous!
You'll find more bedrooms
up the stairs.
But those are our bedrooms!
We rented this place.
- Not more.
- Fozzie, get that door!
- Okay, Mom!
- Up the stairs.
Swedish Chef!.
Watch out for that icy patch there.
You mean, you're here to cook
the Christmas turkey for us.
Let's go to the kitchen!
Now, where did my little
chickiepoo Camilla get to?
I'll get it.
- Yes?
- Hi there.
- You're a turkey.
- Of course.
Come on outside.
We gotta talk.
Sure, there are rats and chickens here.
We always have rats and chickens.
You're in the wrong place
at the wrong time now.
Take a walk, fly south
for the winter. Anything!
I was invited for Christmas
by some guy who spoke Swedish.
- Oh, brother.
- Had a white chef's hat on.
Sounds like a nice vacation.
Listen. That guy is a chef.
Don't you realize it could be
very dangerous for turkeys around here?
Not to worry. I'm a survivor.
Now, where's my room?
If you're not careful,
it'll be in the oven.
So long, bucko.
See you at dinner.
What seems to be the trouble, Fozzie?
The chef is a little bit angry...
because of all the rats and chickens
in his kitchen.
How about we send them
to his bedroom instead?
All right, let's go.
Come on, head 'em out.
- Yeah!
- Up to the bedroom! Up to the bedroom!
Here we go, guys.
- Another crisis solved.
- There sure are a lot of us here.
Well, the whole family's starting
to come together.
- We always come together at Christmas.
- Yeah.
Life would just pass in a blur
if it weren't for times like this. Hmm?
jingle bells,jingle bells
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
jingle bell,jingle bell
jingle bell rock
jingle bell swing
and jingle bell ring
Snowin'and blowin'up
bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun
jingle bell,jingle bell
jingle bell rock
jingle bells chime
in jingle bell time
Dancin'and prancin'
in jingle bell square
In the frosty air
What a bright time
It's the right time
- To rock the night away
- Away
jingle bell time
is a swell time
To go riding
in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up,jingle horse
pick up your feet
jingle around the clock
Mix and mingle
in a jingling beat
That's the jingle bell rock
Go, Zoot!
So giddy-up,jingle horse
pick up your feet
jingle around the clock
Mix and mingle
in a jingling beat
- That's the jingle bell
- That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell rock
That's the jingle bell rock!
Timber!
That's going to be
a terrific Christmas tree.
Just bring it inside, guys.
Thanks.
Yo, Fozzie, I finally made it.
Hey, Rowlf, welcome.
You're late.
Yeah, I've been chasing a truck
all the way, and boy, am I exhausted.
Oh, I get it. Truck, exhaust.
That's funny.
- Yeah, that's a dog joke.
- Go inside and tell Mom that.
- Gotcha.
- She loves canine humor.
Okay, boys, put it over there
in the corner.
Come on, Doc, let's get
this holly up here.
Oh, Mrs. Bear! I've been chasing
a truck, and boy-- Whoa!
Oh, my! I guess Fozzie didn't tell you
about the icy patch.
Yeah, I guess he didn't.
Anyhow, my name's Rowlf the Dog.
- I've come for the holidays.
- More? More people?
I'll go out and see if there's
a spare pillow in the kennel.
Yeah, bark, bark.
Don't you just hate it
when you can't speak the language?
Stay right where you are.
- Kermit, where are you?
- In the kitchen, Fozzie.
I got some wonderful news!
Kermit, let me tell you
about this new act I found.
- Listen to this.
- I'm listening.
- I was outside building a snowman--
-Just a second.
Kermit, wait. See--
Hello. Emily Bear's residence.
This is Kermit the Fro--
I just wanted to tell you I have an itsy
bit of Christmas shopping to do...
before I come out to the farmhouse.
But, Piggy, tonight's Christmas eve.
Not never you fear, dear.
I shall be there soon. Ta-ta.
Oh, green fuzzy flipper slippers.
Divine. Have them gift-wrapped.
Kermit, now can I tell you
about my new act?
I'm all ears.
Now what can that be?
What does he mean, he's all ears?
Frogs don't even have ears.
This is my dog Sprocket.
He is not a Christmas turkey!
I don't care if the turkey says
the dog is a turkey.
The dog is not a turkey.
The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!
Come on, Sprocket!
This is starting to be fun.
Whoa, speaking of fun--
Hey, mama, how you doin'?
Look what I have!
It's home movies!
I found this old film
in the closet.
It's the very first Christmas
the Muppets ever spent together.
Great. I haven't seen that film
in years.
Turn off the lights
and roll the film!
Yep, some things never change.
Oh, that was fun.
Even weirdos are cute
when they're babies.
- I knew you'd learn to love us.
- I didn't say that.
What's that?
I tell you, Chicken Little,
you're my kind of poultry.
Camilla, what's going on here?
You got some drumsticks there,
my fine-feathered mama.
But Camilla's my girlfriend.
You gotta be kidding.
You're not even a bird.
Nobody's perfect.
Come on, Henny Penny, let's me and you
got out to the farmyard...
for a little friendly
scratching and squawking.
All right, cut!
That does it. Let me at him.
- I'm gonna rip off his waddle.
- You and what other nerds?
- Put up your wings, turkey toes.
- You're pulling my leg, hose nose.
I'll be pulling your wishbone,
cranberry breath.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
Hark! What do I hear?
You hear me about to make
some turkey hash.
No, listen.
Methinks me hears carolers.
Here we come a-caroling
among the leaves so green
Here we come a-wandering
so fair to be seen
Love and joy come to you
And to you glad tidings too
And God bless you and send you
a happy new year
And God send you
a happy new year
It's the Sesame Street gang!
- Merry Christmas from Sesame Street!
- Merry Christmas!
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly
Don we now our gay apparel
Troll the ancient yuletide carol
Okay, Ernie, you're next.
See the blazing yule before us
Strike the harp
and join the chorus
I will not sing this song.
While I count
the yuletide treasure
Your turn, Hairy Monster.
That's the way
the old year passes
Build anew
ye lads and lasses
Sing ye joyous all together
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly
That was fun!
I love carols!
It's nice to have everyone here.
You can feel the peace
of the holiday season.
Watch out!
Well, Doc,
you know what this means?
Sprocket and I will have to give up
our hammock in the attic, right?
Either that or build bunk beds
in the broom closet.
Sprocket, go get me a hammer,
will you?
- Hi there. We're Ernie and Bert.
- Yeah.
Well, hi there yourself.
I'm Doc.
Did you know that ''Doc'' starts
with the letter ''D''?
- Why, yes.
- Yes. ''Yes'' starts with the letter ''Y.''
- True.
- And ''true'' starts with the letter ''T.''
-What is this?
-Where we come from, this is small talk.
Whatever you say.
It's nice to meet you...
but I've gotta go and build
some bunk beds.
- Bunk beds!
- ''B'' words.
You got me wrong.
I'm a dairy cow. Moo!
Hey, all right, okay, I'm a--
I'm a birdie, I'm a birdie!
I'm a seagull, all right?
Okay, all right, I admit it!
The jig is up!
Here I am,
the Christmas turkey.
Watch it there, will ya?
Oh, yeah, I recognize it now.
This is the traditional fitting,
right...
to see if the roasting pan
is big enough for the nice fat bird?
Of course,
before we go any further...
there is one thing
I think you should see.
If you think I'm a nice fat bird,
look at this!
Ain't it the truth.
Hey, everyone, quiet down.
There's a bulletin on TV.
And now for this news flash.
The worst blizzard in 50 years
is approaching us at a great rate.
The weather service reports
that barometers are falling sharply.
He's right. Look at the snow.
One snowflake, two snowflake--
But Miss Piggy's out there
in that storm.
All right, the huge canary sleeps
in the attic with the cookie eater.
Check.
The blue monster said
he'd sleep in the bathtub.
Check.
Ernie and Bert will bunk out
with the lizard here.
- Frog. Kermit the Frog.
- What about Oscar?
I'll be nicely miserable
in my trash can here.
Hey, maybe I could bunk out
here with you.
I've never had a rat in my trash can
before. That might be nice.
Hey, everybody, look what I've got--
Christmas cookies!
Cookie!
Oh, thank you.
Who was that strange blue creature?
That my kind of fella.
Hey, everybody, it's time to rehearse
for our Sesame Street pageant.
It's called
'Twas the Night Before Christmas.
- Come on out, Bert.
- I won't.
- Come on, Bert.
- Ernie, please don't make me.
Bert, listen, everybody's waiting.
Ernie, why must you always
humiliate me?
Come on. Somebody has to play Mama,
and you lost the toss.
All right, well,
just get it over with.
'Twas the Night Before Christmas
by Clement Moore. Hit it, Rowlf.
'''Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house...
not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.''
- Cue the mouse.
- I'm here, I'm here!
- The Grover mouse is here.
- What's the bowl for?
Oh! So that you can see
that I am not stirring.
Note how the hand
never touches the spoon.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, public. I was great.
- Oh, aren't they adorable?
- Hey, don't encourage them.
''Mama in her kerchief--''
That's you, Bert.
- I know.
- ''And I in my cap...
had just settled our brains
for a long winter's nap.
When out on the lawn
there arose such a clatter...
I sprang from my bed
to see what was the matter.''
Open the curtain!
Monsters as reindeer?
This is crazy. Where's Santa Claus?
Don't worry, Bert.
We're getting to him.
''With a little old driver
so lively and quick...
I knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick.''
- Is nothing sacred?
- Now wait a minute!
Now, who let the two-headed monster
be Santa Claus?
But he said he'd never been
in a play before.
I mean, they said it.
Both of him said it.
Please go to the big finish,
will you?
''But I heard him exclaim
ere he drove out of sight--''
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a good night.
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a good night.
- Close the curtain!
- Thank you.
Sorry to break up your fun in here,
but have you folks seen the weather?
There's a real storm out there.
Lordy, I haven't seen a sky like that
since the blizzard of'41 .
I tell you, Mr. Lizard,
it's a good thing all your friends...
are safe and warm
inside the farmhouse.
Yeah, but all my friends
are not safe and warm.
Sorry to hear that it's cold enough
out there to freeze your Winnebago.
I've finished my shopping.
Unfortunately,Jerome got the limo
stuck in the snowbank...
so I'll have to catch a taxi
to the farmhouse.
Listen, Piggy,
there's a terrible storm outside...
and I really think it's too dangerous
to travel.
So why don't you and wait for the storm
to end before you join us?
Nonsense. And miss
Christmas eve with vous?
It's just a little bit of snow.
See you soon. Bye-bye.
Yo, taxi!
I'm sure Miss Piggy
will be all right.
Kermit, you look worried.
I know exactly what you need.
- Comedy. Yeah, come on.
- What?
Now's the time for you to meet
my new partner.
- Who's your new partner?
- A snowman.
- The heck you say.
- Yeah. Come outside. We'll do our act.
Outside?
Fozzie, it's too cold to go outside.
- It's not cold.
- It is cold.
Can I come in and warm up?
Okay, so it's cold.
I'm Kermit the Frog.
You must be Fozzie's new partner.
- I'll say, We're terrific.
- Yeah, yeah, come on.
You are coming in a snowman,
but you are going out a star.
Hey, everybody, would you like to see
our new act?
- We'd love to see your act.
- In fact, we'd hate to miss your act.
In fact, we'd love to hate your act.
Statler, Waldorf,
where'd you guys come from?
They're friends of mine, Fozzie.
They come visit me every Christmas.
My mother is friends with you guys?
These two comics are made
for each other.
The snowman is ice cold,
and the bear's not so hot.
Oh, please.
After all, there's no business
like snow business.
Come on, ignore them.
Do the straight line. Here we go.
- Okay. Hey, Fozzie.
- Yes, Mr. Snowman?
Did you hear about the church
that burned down?
Holy smoke!
That was our best joke.
That does it, Fozzie.
Forget the act.
I'm starting to melt.
It's too hot in here.
Well, you know what they say.
If you can't stand the heat,
get out of the farmhouse.
Come on, you'll be okay
on the back porch.
Boy, that storm
is really getting worse.
Yeah, I hope Miss Piggy is okay.
There is one worried frog.
That's one.
One worried frog.
He's not the only one.
That's two.
Two worried frogs.
Search me.
More small talk, I think.
Hey, I'd better go out
and get some firewood.
Hi there.
Did you wish to talk to me
about something, Mr. Cook, sir?
Gee, nice kitchen.
Hey, are you gonna have
cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes?
Oh, boy.
I just want to hear
about the whole meal.
But first, I want to give
this little present to you.
It's chocolate-covered birdseed.
I made it myself.
I wanted to give it to you
because, well...
I know that you're from Sweden
and it must be hard for you...
because you're away from your family
and loved ones during the holidays.
At Christmas, there are
places and people and things...
that become very, very special.
Chestnuts roasting
on an open fire
jack Frost nipping at your nose
Everybody knows
a turkey and some mistletoe
Though it's been said
many times, many ways
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
To you
Now there, Mr. Cook, tell me...
exactly what are you going to fix
for Christmas dinner?
Shredded wheat
and cranberry sauce?
My absolute favorite.
Going to be lots of snow
for me to shovel tomorrow.
It's getting worse and worse
out there.
Aren't you glad you're in here
all warm and toasty?
I just wish Miss Piggy were.
Okay, when I yell, ''Three,''
gun it!
One, two, three!
You're really worried
about your friend, aren't you?
Hmm? Oh, well, yeah, a little.
I'll tell you what.
I'll go out looking for her.
Really? But you've never
even met Miss Piggy.
We never met any of you
until a little while ago.
And now we're friends.
See, Sprockey and I were gonna spend
Christmas alone, but this is better!
Now, what's your friend look like?
Well, to begin with,
she's a pig.
Well, up to a short while ago,
I would have thought that strange.
- I'll give it a try.
- Gee, thanks, Doc.
You'll be sorry. It's cold enough
to freeze your Winnebago.
What a sweet guy.
Uncle Kermit!
- Robin? Where are you?
- In the cellar.
- What are you doing down there?
- I made a discovery.
Oh, yeah?
What are you talking about?
Remember telling me
about Fraggle holes?
Yeah, so?
And how if I ever found one,
we could go into Fraggle Rock...
and maybe meet some Fraggles?
- So?
- Is that one?
Look at that.
Well, it certainly looks like one.
You never know where you're going
to find these things.
Can we go in, Uncle Kermit?
Well, maybe just a little ways,
see if we can meet anyone.
Watch your step, Robin.
Gee, it's kind of scary.
These are beautiful caves.
Hey, Uncle Kermit, wait up.
Do you think this is really
Fraggle Rock?
If I were a Fraggle, I think this is
the kind of place I'd hang out.
Wait a second.
I thought I heard something.
Guess not.
Well, anyhow.
Well, hi there.
- Hi yourself.
- You're Fraggles.
- I'll say.
- But you're not.
- I'll say.
- No, I'm Kermit. This is Robin.
We're frogs.
- What's a frog?
- They're frogs.
I'll say.
Don't touch them. Frogs are
probably noted germ carriers.
Actually, we just came down here
to wish you all a merry Christmas.
- Thank you.
- That's nice.
- What's Christmas?
- Yeah.
- Don't you have Christmas?
- No.
That's when you gather together
with the people you love...
and you wish each other
peace on earth.
We have a time like that.
Yes, we do. As a matter of fact,
we're celebrating it right now.
You see, we give each other
little presents.
I'm giving Goober
this nice yellow pebble.
And I gave Mokie
that pebble last year.
And I gave it to Red
the year before that.
And I gave it to you, Wembley,
the year before that.
That pebble's been a gift 37 times.
- Thirty-seven times?
- Yeah.
Pass it on
When it's nice and bright
and it brings delight
Let your heart choose right
Gotta pass it on
When it feels real good
like a feeling should
When it's understood
Gotta pass it on
When you're giving love away
love will come again to stay
What you give is what you gain
when you pass it on
When I give a gift to you
I know you're gonna give it too
That's why giving's what we do
as we pass it on
Pass it on
Wish upon all the good things
that you do
When it's gone
it will bring good luck to you
And that's the way
Fraggle presents work.
I love it!
Oh, Goober, I almost forgot.
I want you to have this pebble.
- So here.
- Wow!
Thank you, Mokie.
Hey, listen, Fraggles, this has all
been great, but we gotta be going.
- What a shame.
- I'll say.
No, wait.
Robin, before you go...
I'd like you to have this pebble.
- Wow!
- Gee! Well, Merry Christmas, Fraggles.
Merry Christmas, frogs!
Bye!
- Gosh, that was fun.
- Yeah.
Well, it's nice to be with friends
at Christmas.
Kermit, we hear shouting outside.
It could be Miss Piggy.
Oh, well, let's go.
Anyone see her out there?
Well, at least the storm
has eased up a bit.
Chef, why don't you make
some hot soup? And Mrs. Bear...
would you put some extra blankets
on a bed?
- Wait a minute. There she is.
- What?
Yeah, and she don't look bad...
for a pig.
Merry Christmas, Kermie.
Am I late?
I don't know how to explain this...
but I was searching through the snow
and suddenly...
there was Miss Piggy
with this costume for me.
You don't have to explain, Doc.
If there's one thing Piggy knows,
it's how to make an entrance.
Hey, everybody, quiet.
My mother has an announcement.
Thank you, Fozzie. I'd like
to welcome you all here.
You are all here, aren't you?
I think so, yeah.
Good, because I'm afraid
we're running out of room.
Two of you will have to sleep
hung on hangers on a hook on the wall.
- What a fabulous idea!
- Love hanger, love hanger.
It's the only way Animal
ever sleeps, ma'am.
See, Mom, I told you it'd be easy.
- They're weirdos, Fozzie.
- Yeah?
- But they're nice weirdos.
- Yeah.
Well, everybody, it's Christmas Eve,
and the tree is trimmed.
So it's time for our annual carol sing.
Take it, Rowlf.
- Happy holiday
- Happy holiday
May the calendar keep bringing
Happy holidays to you
May the merry bells keep ringing
May your every wish come true
Ding, dong, merrily on high
in Heaven the bells are ringing
Ding, dong, verily the sky
is riven with angels singing
Gloria
Hosanna in excelsis
- What's that?
- It's pretty.
- Let's go see, eh?
- Yeah!
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day
On Christmas day
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day in the morning
And what was in those ships
all three
On Christmas day
On Christmas day
And what was in those ships all three
On Christmas day in the morning
Good King Wenceslas looked out
on the Feast of Stephen
When the snow lay round about
deep and crisp and even
Brightly shone the moon that night
Though the frost was cruel
When a poor man came in sight
gathering winter fuel
The holly and the ivy
When they are both full grown
Of all the trees
that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown
Oh, the rising of the sun
And the running of the deer
The playing of the merry organ
Sweet singing in the choir
I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
You'll have snow
And mistletoe
And presents on the tree
Happy holidays
May the calendar keep bringing
Happy holidays to you
Caroling, caroling now we go
Christmas bells are ringing
Caroling, caroling through the snow
Christmas bells are ringing
joyous voices sweet and clear
sing the sad of heart to cheer
Ding, dong, ding, dong
Christmas bells are ringing
Caroling, caroling near and far
Following, following yonder star
Mighty well the song we sing
Gladsome tidings now we bring
Christmas bells are ringing
It's in every
One of us
To be wise
Find your heart
Open up both
Your eyes
We can all know
Everything
Without ever knowing why
It's in every
One of us
By and by
Old friends, new friends
Home with the family
We'll be together at Christmas
Snowflakes, sleigh bells
Bringing back memories
We'll be together at Christmas
Some things change
With passing years
Let this feeling stay
Old friends, new friends
Hoping we'll always be
Here with each other
Together on Christmas
Day
You know, Miss Piggy, I think
it's time I gave you your present.
Oh, really? Tell me, what is it,
what is it?
Well, your present is
a mink.
- A mink!
- A mink.
I've always wanted it.
Where is it?
Maurine.
Hi, I'm Maurine, the mink.
- What?
- She said, ''Hi, I'm Maurine, the mink.''
I heard her, I heard her.
- Well, this is the mink? My mink?
- Of course.
Oh, Miss Piggy,
I've seen everything you've done.
I'm your biggest fan.
I worship the ground you walk on.
What a wonderful present.
Speaking of presents, Grover...
I'd like you to have
this Fraggle pebble.
This Fraggle pebble here
is for me?
Oh, I just love Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
and a happy new year
They certainly seem to be having
a good time out there, Sprocket.
Yeah, I like it when
they have a good time.
But I'll tell you what. Somebody's
gotta do something about these dishes.
Come on.
I'll wash and you dry. Okay?
Good tidings to you
wherever you are
We wish you a merry Christmas
and a happy new year
- Look up, dear.
- Uh-oh, mistletoe.
Merry Christmas, Kermie.
Merry Christmas, Piggy.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
We're heading home so we can
start to celebrate
Fill up the stockings
We may be rushing things
But we can hardly wait now
For we need a little Christmas
right this very minute
Candles in the window
Carols at the spinet
Yes, we need a little Christmas
right this very minute
It hasn't snowed a single flurry
Fozzie, we're all in a hurry
Guys, this is the best idea
we've had in years--
Christmas at my mother's farm.
Sounds great, but don't you think
we should have called your mother...
to let her know we were coming?
How little you understand bears.
My mother loves surprises.
- Good thing. She's in for a beauty.
- Surprise, surprise!
You see, I know what she is doing
this very second.
There she is in the old farmhouse
on the snowy hill...
nice and cozy by a roaring fire.
All the Christmas decorations
will be up...
and Ma will be
in her rocking chair, knitting...
and feeling just a little sad...
that she's all alone
for the holidays.
Well, the plane leaves for California
in three hours.
Ho-ho, Christmas in Malibu!
I'm going to lie on the beach
and catch some rays.
Wocka, wocka!
Oh, this is going to be
such a surprise!
Haul out the holly
Turn on the brightest string of
Lights we've ever seen
Slice up the fruitcake
It's time we hung some tinsel
On that evergreen bough
For we need a little music
need a little laughter
Need a little singing
ringing through the rafter
And we need a little slappy
happy ever after
We need a little
Christmas
Now
Well, I think I have everything.
Yes, the airline ticket,
my suntan lotion, the--
Come in.
Hello, is this Grizzly Farm?
Oh, you must be the renter.
Come in, come in!
Yes, yes, I'm Doc.
Are you my landlady?
No, Sprocket, I didn't know
I was renting from a bear.
Oh, mind your step! Be careful.
There's an icy patch there.
I'm just so glad someone's going to be
staying in the house while I'm gone.
Yes, well, Sprocket and I--
He's my dog, Sprocket.
We're certainly delighted
to be renting the place.
We've been wanting to spend a nice,
quiet Christmas in the country.
You've come to the right place.
Put your things in the bedroom
at the top of the stairs.
Thank you.
Now who could that be?
Merry Christmas!
- Son!
- Mom!
It's so good to see you.
Well, what the--
A surprise!
No, no, the real surprise is...
- I brought all my friends with me!
- What?
- Come on, everybody!
- Merry Christmas!
Be careful of the icy patch.
- Aren't you glad to see us all?
- Well, I should say.
Excuse me, Mrs. Bear.
Remember me?
I rented this place
to have a nice, quiet Christmas.
Peace on earth!
Give me present.
Be careful, Sprocket. These could be
from some foreign planet.
Actually, they're from television.
I recognized Fozzie's weirdo friends.
- Yeah, we're proud of it too.
- Why am I here?
Tell me, are these anything like these
Fraggles you keep telling me about?
Come on!
Mom, I want you to meet someone.
This is my boss, my friend,
my inspiration.
The one who gave me my big break
in the show business-- Kermit.
- Oh, yeah, the lizard.
- Well, frog, actually.
Listen, Mrs. Bear, I know there are
an awful lot of us here, so I just--
Don't you worry about it.
There's plenty of room for everybody.
Excuse me.
You promised me
a nice, quiet Christmas.
You think you're disappointed?
I just took three months
of surfing lessons for zip.
Telephone! Telephone!
That's just Animal.
Hello, hello, hello!
Give me present!
Pig.
Hello? Piggy?
Kermie, my dear cher.
It's you.
Yes, Piggy, it's me.
Hey, listen, where are you?
You were supposed to come
to the farmhouse with us.
I know, Kermie, but I forgot about...
a teensy-weensy photo session
I just scheduled.
Now give me more
over the shoulder, honey. Hold it.
Well, hurry up.
Do not worry so,
my little green hunk.
- Oh, yeah, couldn't be nicer.
- Thank you.
My chauffeurJerome is ready
to whisk me away...
into your arms at the farmhouse.
- Oh, beautiful, beautiful.
- I must go. I'm rather busy. See you.
Okay, bye.
Kissy-kissy! Bye-bye!
- Now do that pouty thing.
- Oh, yes.
Fabulous!
You'll find more bedrooms
up the stairs.
But those are our bedrooms!
We rented this place.
- Not more.
- Fozzie, get that door!
- Okay, Mom!
- Up the stairs.
Swedish Chef!.
Watch out for that icy patch there.
You mean, you're here to cook
the Christmas turkey for us.
Let's go to the kitchen!
Now, where did my little
chickiepoo Camilla get to?
I'll get it.
- Yes?
- Hi there.
- You're a turkey.
- Of course.
Come on outside.
We gotta talk.
Sure, there are rats and chickens here.
We always have rats and chickens.
You're in the wrong place
at the wrong time now.
Take a walk, fly south
for the winter. Anything!
I was invited for Christmas
by some guy who spoke Swedish.
- Oh, brother.
- Had a white chef's hat on.
Sounds like a nice vacation.
Listen. That guy is a chef.
Don't you realize it could be
very dangerous for turkeys around here?
Not to worry. I'm a survivor.
Now, where's my room?
If you're not careful,
it'll be in the oven.
So long, bucko.
See you at dinner.
What seems to be the trouble, Fozzie?
The chef is a little bit angry...
because of all the rats and chickens
in his kitchen.
How about we send them
to his bedroom instead?
All right, let's go.
Come on, head 'em out.
- Yeah!
- Up to the bedroom! Up to the bedroom!
Here we go, guys.
- Another crisis solved.
- There sure are a lot of us here.
Well, the whole family's starting
to come together.
- We always come together at Christmas.
- Yeah.
Life would just pass in a blur
if it weren't for times like this. Hmm?
jingle bells,jingle bells
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
jingle bell,jingle bell
jingle bell rock
jingle bell swing
and jingle bell ring
Snowin'and blowin'up
bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun
jingle bell,jingle bell
jingle bell rock
jingle bells chime
in jingle bell time
Dancin'and prancin'
in jingle bell square
In the frosty air
What a bright time
It's the right time
- To rock the night away
- Away
jingle bell time
is a swell time
To go riding
in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up,jingle horse
pick up your feet
jingle around the clock
Mix and mingle
in a jingling beat
That's the jingle bell rock
Go, Zoot!
So giddy-up,jingle horse
pick up your feet
jingle around the clock
Mix and mingle
in a jingling beat
- That's the jingle bell
- That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell rock
That's the jingle bell rock!
Timber!
That's going to be
a terrific Christmas tree.
Just bring it inside, guys.
Thanks.
Yo, Fozzie, I finally made it.
Hey, Rowlf, welcome.
You're late.
Yeah, I've been chasing a truck
all the way, and boy, am I exhausted.
Oh, I get it. Truck, exhaust.
That's funny.
- Yeah, that's a dog joke.
- Go inside and tell Mom that.
- Gotcha.
- She loves canine humor.
Okay, boys, put it over there
in the corner.
Come on, Doc, let's get
this holly up here.
Oh, Mrs. Bear! I've been chasing
a truck, and boy-- Whoa!
Oh, my! I guess Fozzie didn't tell you
about the icy patch.
Yeah, I guess he didn't.
Anyhow, my name's Rowlf the Dog.
- I've come for the holidays.
- More? More people?
I'll go out and see if there's
a spare pillow in the kennel.
Yeah, bark, bark.
Don't you just hate it
when you can't speak the language?
Stay right where you are.
- Kermit, where are you?
- In the kitchen, Fozzie.
I got some wonderful news!
Kermit, let me tell you
about this new act I found.
- Listen to this.
- I'm listening.
- I was outside building a snowman--
-Just a second.
Kermit, wait. See--
Hello. Emily Bear's residence.
This is Kermit the Fro--
I just wanted to tell you I have an itsy
bit of Christmas shopping to do...
before I come out to the farmhouse.
But, Piggy, tonight's Christmas eve.
Not never you fear, dear.
I shall be there soon. Ta-ta.
Oh, green fuzzy flipper slippers.
Divine. Have them gift-wrapped.
Kermit, now can I tell you
about my new act?
I'm all ears.
Now what can that be?
What does he mean, he's all ears?
Frogs don't even have ears.
This is my dog Sprocket.
He is not a Christmas turkey!
I don't care if the turkey says
the dog is a turkey.
The dog is not a turkey.
The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!
Come on, Sprocket!
This is starting to be fun.
Whoa, speaking of fun--
Hey, mama, how you doin'?
Look what I have!
It's home movies!
I found this old film
in the closet.
It's the very first Christmas
the Muppets ever spent together.
Great. I haven't seen that film
in years.
Turn off the lights
and roll the film!
Yep, some things never change.
Oh, that was fun.
Even weirdos are cute
when they're babies.
- I knew you'd learn to love us.
- I didn't say that.
What's that?
I tell you, Chicken Little,
you're my kind of poultry.
Camilla, what's going on here?
You got some drumsticks there,
my fine-feathered mama.
But Camilla's my girlfriend.
You gotta be kidding.
You're not even a bird.
Nobody's perfect.
Come on, Henny Penny, let's me and you
got out to the farmyard...
for a little friendly
scratching and squawking.
All right, cut!
That does it. Let me at him.
- I'm gonna rip off his waddle.
- You and what other nerds?
- Put up your wings, turkey toes.
- You're pulling my leg, hose nose.
I'll be pulling your wishbone,
cranberry breath.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
Hark! What do I hear?
You hear me about to make
some turkey hash.
No, listen.
Methinks me hears carolers.
Here we come a-caroling
among the leaves so green
Here we come a-wandering
so fair to be seen
Love and joy come to you
And to you glad tidings too
And God bless you and send you
a happy new year
And God send you
a happy new year
It's the Sesame Street gang!
- Merry Christmas from Sesame Street!
- Merry Christmas!
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly
Don we now our gay apparel
Troll the ancient yuletide carol
Okay, Ernie, you're next.
See the blazing yule before us
Strike the harp
and join the chorus
I will not sing this song.
While I count
the yuletide treasure
Your turn, Hairy Monster.
That's the way
the old year passes
Build anew
ye lads and lasses
Sing ye joyous all together
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly
That was fun!
I love carols!
It's nice to have everyone here.
You can feel the peace
of the holiday season.
Watch out!
Well, Doc,
you know what this means?
Sprocket and I will have to give up
our hammock in the attic, right?
Either that or build bunk beds
in the broom closet.
Sprocket, go get me a hammer,
will you?
- Hi there. We're Ernie and Bert.
- Yeah.
Well, hi there yourself.
I'm Doc.
Did you know that ''Doc'' starts
with the letter ''D''?
- Why, yes.
- Yes. ''Yes'' starts with the letter ''Y.''
- True.
- And ''true'' starts with the letter ''T.''
-What is this?
-Where we come from, this is small talk.
Whatever you say.
It's nice to meet you...
but I've gotta go and build
some bunk beds.
- Bunk beds!
- ''B'' words.
You got me wrong.
I'm a dairy cow. Moo!
Hey, all right, okay, I'm a--
I'm a birdie, I'm a birdie!
I'm a seagull, all right?
Okay, all right, I admit it!
The jig is up!
Here I am,
the Christmas turkey.
Watch it there, will ya?
Oh, yeah, I recognize it now.
This is the traditional fitting,
right...
to see if the roasting pan
is big enough for the nice fat bird?
Of course,
before we go any further...
there is one thing
I think you should see.
If you think I'm a nice fat bird,
look at this!
Ain't it the truth.
Hey, everyone, quiet down.
There's a bulletin on TV.
And now for this news flash.
The worst blizzard in 50 years
is approaching us at a great rate.
The weather service reports
that barometers are falling sharply.
He's right. Look at the snow.
One snowflake, two snowflake--
But Miss Piggy's out there
in that storm.
All right, the huge canary sleeps
in the attic with the cookie eater.
Check.
The blue monster said
he'd sleep in the bathtub.
Check.
Ernie and Bert will bunk out
with the lizard here.
- Frog. Kermit the Frog.
- What about Oscar?
I'll be nicely miserable
in my trash can here.
Hey, maybe I could bunk out
here with you.
I've never had a rat in my trash can
before. That might be nice.
Hey, everybody, look what I've got--
Christmas cookies!
Cookie!
Oh, thank you.
Who was that strange blue creature?
That my kind of fella.
Hey, everybody, it's time to rehearse
for our Sesame Street pageant.
It's called
'Twas the Night Before Christmas.
- Come on out, Bert.
- I won't.
- Come on, Bert.
- Ernie, please don't make me.
Bert, listen, everybody's waiting.
Ernie, why must you always
humiliate me?
Come on. Somebody has to play Mama,
and you lost the toss.
All right, well,
just get it over with.
'Twas the Night Before Christmas
by Clement Moore. Hit it, Rowlf.
'''Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house...
not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.''
- Cue the mouse.
- I'm here, I'm here!
- The Grover mouse is here.
- What's the bowl for?
Oh! So that you can see
that I am not stirring.
Note how the hand
never touches the spoon.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, public. I was great.
- Oh, aren't they adorable?
- Hey, don't encourage them.
''Mama in her kerchief--''
That's you, Bert.
- I know.
- ''And I in my cap...
had just settled our brains
for a long winter's nap.
When out on the lawn
there arose such a clatter...
I sprang from my bed
to see what was the matter.''
Open the curtain!
Monsters as reindeer?
This is crazy. Where's Santa Claus?
Don't worry, Bert.
We're getting to him.
''With a little old driver
so lively and quick...
I knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick.''
- Is nothing sacred?
- Now wait a minute!
Now, who let the two-headed monster
be Santa Claus?
But he said he'd never been
in a play before.
I mean, they said it.
Both of him said it.
Please go to the big finish,
will you?
''But I heard him exclaim
ere he drove out of sight--''
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a good night.
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a good night.
- Close the curtain!
- Thank you.
Sorry to break up your fun in here,
but have you folks seen the weather?
There's a real storm out there.
Lordy, I haven't seen a sky like that
since the blizzard of'41 .
I tell you, Mr. Lizard,
it's a good thing all your friends...
are safe and warm
inside the farmhouse.
Yeah, but all my friends
are not safe and warm.
Sorry to hear that it's cold enough
out there to freeze your Winnebago.
I've finished my shopping.
Unfortunately,Jerome got the limo
stuck in the snowbank...
so I'll have to catch a taxi
to the farmhouse.
Listen, Piggy,
there's a terrible storm outside...
and I really think it's too dangerous
to travel.
So why don't you and wait for the storm
to end before you join us?
Nonsense. And miss
Christmas eve with vous?
It's just a little bit of snow.
See you soon. Bye-bye.
Yo, taxi!
I'm sure Miss Piggy
will be all right.
Kermit, you look worried.
I know exactly what you need.
- Comedy. Yeah, come on.
- What?
Now's the time for you to meet
my new partner.
- Who's your new partner?
- A snowman.
- The heck you say.
- Yeah. Come outside. We'll do our act.
Outside?
Fozzie, it's too cold to go outside.
- It's not cold.
- It is cold.
Can I come in and warm up?
Okay, so it's cold.
I'm Kermit the Frog.
You must be Fozzie's new partner.
- I'll say, We're terrific.
- Yeah, yeah, come on.
You are coming in a snowman,
but you are going out a star.
Hey, everybody, would you like to see
our new act?
- We'd love to see your act.
- In fact, we'd hate to miss your act.
In fact, we'd love to hate your act.
Statler, Waldorf,
where'd you guys come from?
They're friends of mine, Fozzie.
They come visit me every Christmas.
My mother is friends with you guys?
These two comics are made
for each other.
The snowman is ice cold,
and the bear's not so hot.
Oh, please.
After all, there's no business
like snow business.
Come on, ignore them.
Do the straight line. Here we go.
- Okay. Hey, Fozzie.
- Yes, Mr. Snowman?
Did you hear about the church
that burned down?
Holy smoke!
That was our best joke.
That does it, Fozzie.
Forget the act.
I'm starting to melt.
It's too hot in here.
Well, you know what they say.
If you can't stand the heat,
get out of the farmhouse.
Come on, you'll be okay
on the back porch.
Boy, that storm
is really getting worse.
Yeah, I hope Miss Piggy is okay.
There is one worried frog.
That's one.
One worried frog.
He's not the only one.
That's two.
Two worried frogs.
Search me.
More small talk, I think.
Hey, I'd better go out
and get some firewood.
Hi there.
Did you wish to talk to me
about something, Mr. Cook, sir?
Gee, nice kitchen.
Hey, are you gonna have
cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes?
Oh, boy.
I just want to hear
about the whole meal.
But first, I want to give
this little present to you.
It's chocolate-covered birdseed.
I made it myself.
I wanted to give it to you
because, well...
I know that you're from Sweden
and it must be hard for you...
because you're away from your family
and loved ones during the holidays.
At Christmas, there are
places and people and things...
that become very, very special.
Chestnuts roasting
on an open fire
jack Frost nipping at your nose
Everybody knows
a turkey and some mistletoe
Though it's been said
many times, many ways
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
To you
Now there, Mr. Cook, tell me...
exactly what are you going to fix
for Christmas dinner?
Shredded wheat
and cranberry sauce?
My absolute favorite.
Going to be lots of snow
for me to shovel tomorrow.
It's getting worse and worse
out there.
Aren't you glad you're in here
all warm and toasty?
I just wish Miss Piggy were.
Okay, when I yell, ''Three,''
gun it!
One, two, three!
You're really worried
about your friend, aren't you?
Hmm? Oh, well, yeah, a little.
I'll tell you what.
I'll go out looking for her.
Really? But you've never
even met Miss Piggy.
We never met any of you
until a little while ago.
And now we're friends.
See, Sprockey and I were gonna spend
Christmas alone, but this is better!
Now, what's your friend look like?
Well, to begin with,
she's a pig.
Well, up to a short while ago,
I would have thought that strange.
- I'll give it a try.
- Gee, thanks, Doc.
You'll be sorry. It's cold enough
to freeze your Winnebago.
What a sweet guy.
Uncle Kermit!
- Robin? Where are you?
- In the cellar.
- What are you doing down there?
- I made a discovery.
Oh, yeah?
What are you talking about?
Remember telling me
about Fraggle holes?
Yeah, so?
And how if I ever found one,
we could go into Fraggle Rock...
and maybe meet some Fraggles?
- So?
- Is that one?
Look at that.
Well, it certainly looks like one.
You never know where you're going
to find these things.
Can we go in, Uncle Kermit?
Well, maybe just a little ways,
see if we can meet anyone.
Watch your step, Robin.
Gee, it's kind of scary.
These are beautiful caves.
Hey, Uncle Kermit, wait up.
Do you think this is really
Fraggle Rock?
If I were a Fraggle, I think this is
the kind of place I'd hang out.
Wait a second.
I thought I heard something.
Guess not.
Well, anyhow.
Well, hi there.
- Hi yourself.
- You're Fraggles.
- I'll say.
- But you're not.
- I'll say.
- No, I'm Kermit. This is Robin.
We're frogs.
- What's a frog?
- They're frogs.
I'll say.
Don't touch them. Frogs are
probably noted germ carriers.
Actually, we just came down here
to wish you all a merry Christmas.
- Thank you.
- That's nice.
- What's Christmas?
- Yeah.
- Don't you have Christmas?
- No.
That's when you gather together
with the people you love...
and you wish each other
peace on earth.
We have a time like that.
Yes, we do. As a matter of fact,
we're celebrating it right now.
You see, we give each other
little presents.
I'm giving Goober
this nice yellow pebble.
And I gave Mokie
that pebble last year.
And I gave it to Red
the year before that.
And I gave it to you, Wembley,
the year before that.
That pebble's been a gift 37 times.
- Thirty-seven times?
- Yeah.
Pass it on
When it's nice and bright
and it brings delight
Let your heart choose right
Gotta pass it on
When it feels real good
like a feeling should
When it's understood
Gotta pass it on
When you're giving love away
love will come again to stay
What you give is what you gain
when you pass it on
When I give a gift to you
I know you're gonna give it too
That's why giving's what we do
as we pass it on
Pass it on
Wish upon all the good things
that you do
When it's gone
it will bring good luck to you
And that's the way
Fraggle presents work.
I love it!
Oh, Goober, I almost forgot.
I want you to have this pebble.
- So here.
- Wow!
Thank you, Mokie.
Hey, listen, Fraggles, this has all
been great, but we gotta be going.
- What a shame.
- I'll say.
No, wait.
Robin, before you go...
I'd like you to have this pebble.
- Wow!
- Gee! Well, Merry Christmas, Fraggles.
Merry Christmas, frogs!
Bye!
- Gosh, that was fun.
- Yeah.
Well, it's nice to be with friends
at Christmas.
Kermit, we hear shouting outside.
It could be Miss Piggy.
Oh, well, let's go.
Anyone see her out there?
Well, at least the storm
has eased up a bit.
Chef, why don't you make
some hot soup? And Mrs. Bear...
would you put some extra blankets
on a bed?
- Wait a minute. There she is.
- What?
Yeah, and she don't look bad...
for a pig.
Merry Christmas, Kermie.
Am I late?
I don't know how to explain this...
but I was searching through the snow
and suddenly...
there was Miss Piggy
with this costume for me.
You don't have to explain, Doc.
If there's one thing Piggy knows,
it's how to make an entrance.
Hey, everybody, quiet.
My mother has an announcement.
Thank you, Fozzie. I'd like
to welcome you all here.
You are all here, aren't you?
I think so, yeah.
Good, because I'm afraid
we're running out of room.
Two of you will have to sleep
hung on hangers on a hook on the wall.
- What a fabulous idea!
- Love hanger, love hanger.
It's the only way Animal
ever sleeps, ma'am.
See, Mom, I told you it'd be easy.
- They're weirdos, Fozzie.
- Yeah?
- But they're nice weirdos.
- Yeah.
Well, everybody, it's Christmas Eve,
and the tree is trimmed.
So it's time for our annual carol sing.
Take it, Rowlf.
- Happy holiday
- Happy holiday
May the calendar keep bringing
Happy holidays to you
May the merry bells keep ringing
May your every wish come true
Ding, dong, merrily on high
in Heaven the bells are ringing
Ding, dong, verily the sky
is riven with angels singing
Gloria
Hosanna in excelsis
- What's that?
- It's pretty.
- Let's go see, eh?
- Yeah!
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day
On Christmas day
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day in the morning
And what was in those ships
all three
On Christmas day
On Christmas day
And what was in those ships all three
On Christmas day in the morning
Good King Wenceslas looked out
on the Feast of Stephen
When the snow lay round about
deep and crisp and even
Brightly shone the moon that night
Though the frost was cruel
When a poor man came in sight
gathering winter fuel
The holly and the ivy
When they are both full grown
Of all the trees
that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown
Oh, the rising of the sun
And the running of the deer
The playing of the merry organ
Sweet singing in the choir
I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
You'll have snow
And mistletoe
And presents on the tree
Happy holidays
May the calendar keep bringing
Happy holidays to you
Caroling, caroling now we go
Christmas bells are ringing
Caroling, caroling through the snow
Christmas bells are ringing
joyous voices sweet and clear
sing the sad of heart to cheer
Ding, dong, ding, dong
Christmas bells are ringing
Caroling, caroling near and far
Following, following yonder star
Mighty well the song we sing
Gladsome tidings now we bring
Christmas bells are ringing
It's in every
One of us
To be wise
Find your heart
Open up both
Your eyes
We can all know
Everything
Without ever knowing why
It's in every
One of us
By and by
Old friends, new friends
Home with the family
We'll be together at Christmas
Snowflakes, sleigh bells
Bringing back memories
We'll be together at Christmas
Some things change
With passing years
Let this feeling stay
Old friends, new friends
Hoping we'll always be
Here with each other
Together on Christmas
Day
You know, Miss Piggy, I think
it's time I gave you your present.
Oh, really? Tell me, what is it,
what is it?
Well, your present is
a mink.
- A mink!
- A mink.
I've always wanted it.
Where is it?
Maurine.
Hi, I'm Maurine, the mink.
- What?
- She said, ''Hi, I'm Maurine, the mink.''
I heard her, I heard her.
- Well, this is the mink? My mink?
- Of course.
Oh, Miss Piggy,
I've seen everything you've done.
I'm your biggest fan.
I worship the ground you walk on.
What a wonderful present.
Speaking of presents, Grover...
I'd like you to have
this Fraggle pebble.
This Fraggle pebble here
is for me?
Oh, I just love Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
and a happy new year
They certainly seem to be having
a good time out there, Sprocket.
Yeah, I like it when
they have a good time.
But I'll tell you what. Somebody's
gotta do something about these dishes.
Come on.
I'll wash and you dry. Okay?
Good tidings to you
wherever you are
We wish you a merry Christmas
and a happy new year
- Look up, dear.
- Uh-oh, mistletoe.
Merry Christmas, Kermie.
Merry Christmas, Piggy.
Merry Christmas, everyone!