A Trip with Your Wife (2021) Movie Script
1
Someone once said
"Be bold for at least twice
in your life."
First, be bold enough
to love someone unconditionally
"and second, be bold enough
to travel unplanned."
Someone else said
"When you take a step forward"
"the world will be your oyster."
Yet when I took the step forward
I got the world crashing down on me
and it ended miserably.
My name is Ho Shou-cheng.
I just flew all the way to Canada
but I'm not here for sightseeing.
If I don't get here soon enough
my wife might just say goodbye to me.
We're here.
Yes, we've arrived.
Do you know
where we can pick up the car?
Okay.
Okay, so we just go out
and head left, right?
Okay.
A-chih, Xiao-ya.
A-chih, Xiao-ya.
Welcome to Hertz.
Thank you.
A-chih. Xiao-ya.
Damn, it's freezing.
Why is the phone turned off?
Hey!
A-chih.
Honey.
A-chih.
Xiao-ya.
A-chih.
A-chih!
Hey, brother, need a ride?
Yes...
but you're not a taxi.
But I can give you
a really good price.
Do you mean you're cheap?
Cheaper...
Okay!
- Go.
- Yes...
Just one second.
I'm going to need some information.
What's your name?
Ho Shou-cheng.
Yes, you write that down.
- Right there.
- Okay.
- We need to hurry.
- Okay.
And next, where you're from?
Taipei.
Man, I've never been there.
Should I go?
Yes, you should go!
Follow that jeep!
- That jeep. All right.
- Yes, hurry up!
Copy that. We're following that jeep.
Hurry up!
- Hurry up, please.
- Look, there's only one road
from the airport to town.
Hey, that was a long flight, right?
- Yes.
- You must be really hungry.
Some cookies for you.
Here you go. It's Canadian.
- For me?
- Yes.
Have some.
- Thank you.
- Yes.
Maple sugar cookies.
They're 8 dollars, the boxes are...
They're 8 dollars?
Yes, 8 dollars.
Okay, I'm not hungry.
I mean...
You ate this. How do I sell this?
- You scammed me!
- I...
The cookies are 8 dollars?
Oh, man.
Oh my god, are you catching a cold?
No.
You might not be hungry
but you need
this Canadian sweatshirt.
No... I don't believe you.
Listen to me,
I've got a great discount for you.
What discount?
Listen, this hoodie is 20 dollars
and I'll give you
the cookies for free.
That's a nice sweatshirt, right?
Hey, that one!
- What?
- The jeep.
Stay with it.
Copy that.
Drive faster!
That one! Follow it!
Ho, are we on a secret mission?
No.
Are you here to catch somebody?
- No.
- Then...
what are you here for?
I'm here
because that man
- is going on a trip
- Yes?
With my wife!
No!
Hello?
Ho Shou-cheng.
Did you send someone
to check out my bakery again?
Yes, how did it go? Did they like it?
I don't care if they like it or not.
I kicked them all out.
You kicked them out?
What for?
You still haven't explain yourself
for putting our house up
as collateral.
Now you're going to sell my bakery?
Have you thought
about asking for my opinion?
Or have you shown me
any courtesy or respect?
I'm only a little short on funds.
With a little bit of help,
I will be able to afford these goods.
I did the math.
You won't believe
the margins I can make out of it.
It's really a steal.
You'd have to be an idiot
not to make this deal.
Would you like to be an idiot?
I sure wouldn't want to be an idiot.
Xiao-ya, just give me
the company seals.
It's just a simple matter.
Shut your mouth! You're the idiot.
Your furniture store
is still in the red.
You're still stuck
with the previous stock.
How can you be sure
the new goods will be marketable?
You still have to pay
for storage every month.
- You need to draw a bottom line.
- I don't have a bottom line.
- Are you even listening?
- Hello? Yes...
- I'm listening.
- Also
what about the 70 thousand dollars
you owed my mom?
If I can get those goods
and profit from it
I would be able
to pay her back with interest.
I don't care.
Stop sending people to my bakery.
- Wait.
- I dare you. Xing-ya.
Huang Xing-ya!
Sir.
Can you hear me? Are you okay?
Are you all right?
A-chih.
EMERGENCY ROOM
- Stay still.
- Okay.
A-chih, when did you come back?
- Yesterday.
- Yesterday?
What brings you back this time?
Please stay still,
so I can put this on.
- Have you found a place to stay yet?
- I told you to stay still.
Done.
Mr. Ho.
From the looks of it
you're having a slight concussion
and you have some bruises
on your forehead.
I'll prescribe
some painkillers for you.
Does the painkiller cost extra?
It doesn't.
That'll be all.
- Then I'll...
- That's all for you.
Please wait by the door.
- I'll get you the prescription.
- There's no need.
We'll go pay
and get the prescription.
We're here together,
so I was thinking...
- I can wait for him.
- It's all right.
He can stay here with me.
Your blood test shows
an extremely high
white blood cell count.
Also, looking at the X-ray image
there are many white spots
on your lung.
Doctor, I have
stage-three lung adenocarcinoma.
Lung adenocarcinoma?
A-chih, you have lung adenocarcinoma?
You've got cancer?
Sir, you're in the hospital,
keep it down.
Which hospital do you usually go to?
I'll help you with the transfer.
It's okay, doctor.
I was diagnosed at a hospital abroad.
Although you seem to be doing okay
you're at stage three
of lung adenocarcinoma.
If you don't treat it at all,
you might...
I mean, the condition
would probably worsen drastically.
I'm aware of that.
I have given up on the treatment.
Given up? Why would you do that?
Don't you understand
what he's saying?
He meant that you'll be dead soon.
A-chih, stop messing around.
My old friend.
We haven't seen each other
for so long.
We've finally met again,
yet I'm about to die.
A-chih, you won't die.
You won't.
You'll get better, A-chih.
I only have six months left.
Let me live it well.
I don't believe it.
Stop saying that.
How about
I shave my head bald with you?
A-chih was my classmate in college.
He was also a foreign student.
His dad is British
and his mom is Taiwanese.
He has a good look
and a good sense of humor.
Many girls had a crush on him.
But I've never seen him
in a serious relationship.
A-chih, I like you.
Thank you.
I came from a poor family.
I started doing
a part-time job when I was 18.
I was making a living
while going to school.
A-chih came from a wealthy family.
He would invite me
to dinner sometimes
as a way of helping me ease my load.
He really looked after me
and I trusted him very much.
I would share everything with him.
We were like conjoined twins.
You might even consider us
as blood brothers.
That was until the day
Xiao-ya came into our lives.
Things started to change.
Love me
Don't go
If you say that
You don't love me
I don't want to hear you
Say that for real
Give me a bit of gentleness again
Next.
Mr. Ho.
Please step outside.
A-chih.
What are your plans now?
And what about your car?
I took care of it. It's a rental.
That's good.
Where are you heading?
I'll give you a lift.
Sure. Come on.
Let's eat at your place.
Right now?
Is it a bad time?
Are you fighting with Xiao-ya?
Not at all. Stop talking crazy.
You're scratching your neck.
That's a sign of you lying.
Okay, you're right.
You know Xiao-ya pretty well too.
The more you push,
the harder she fights back.
You know I run a furniture store.
I'm having issues ordering some goods
and I really need a quick loan.
Can you stop caring so much
about money?
Hey, that's not fair to say.
This is really a great opportunity.
I have to seize it.
It'll take
roughly 270 thousand dollars.
So I thought of using
Xiao-ya's bakery as collateral.
But she wouldn't do it.
She just called me
- and gave me shit about it.
- Do you still love her?
I do. Of course I do.
After graduating from college
I've never laid eyes
on any other girls.
Bullshit.
When did you last have sex?
What the hell?
Watch your language.
Tell me.
It's been quite a while.
I would just jerk off
with online porn.
Hey, come on.
Are you going to help me or not?
I'm not helping you jerk off.
What are you talking about?
I mean help me convince her.
I'm home.
Hsiao Yung-chih.
It has been a long time.
It has been a while.
I'm right here.
How did you guys get hurt?
So you just crashed into each other?
Like this.
Dig in.
You haven't changed at all.
Tell me.
Where have you been all these years?
After graduation
I went to England.
I got a decent job over there.
I've been doing global trades
for a corporation
and I made a lot of money.
Good for you.
Did you get a girlfriend?
Did you get married?
Married?
No.
As for a girlfriend
I just broke up with her.
Why did you break up?
You're too picky.
Because A-chih
only has six months to live.
Lung adenocarcinoma.
Do you need to undergo chemotherapy?
Chemotherapy.
I don't want to.
It's too painful.
When I learned
that I got cancer
I did a lot of thinking.
I thought
instead of spending time
doing chemotherapy
I would rather spend time
doing things I enjoy.
So I want to go traveling.
The world is such a big place.
I want to take a trip
leaving no regrets.
Where would you like to go then?
You know
if you run into any trouble
feel free to tell me.
I'll be there for you.
Really?
I want to go on a trip with Xiao-ya.
Perhaps some other time.
I'm pretty occupied
by my company lately.
Just me and Xiao-ya.
Are you joking with me?
I'm not joking.
Xiao-ya, would you like to?
- I'll never let you regret it.
- Hsiao Yung-chih.
I guess it's okay.
Are you fucking kidding me?
- A-chih.
- Hsiao Yung-chih.
- What do you think we are?
- Stop it. You're grownups now.
You only ever think about yourself.
- Take this, bastard!
- No, stop tickling.
Why did you come back?
To make Xiao-ya leave you.
- Don't run away.
- Stop fighting.
Get over here!
Go to hell.
Three hundred thousand dollars!
- What?
- I'll give you 300 thousand dollars.
Are you serious?
Don't you need 270 thousand dollars
for the company?
I'll make it 300 thousand
if you let me
go on a trip with Xiao-ya.
Ho Shou-cheng.
Why are you hesitating?
I'm your wife.
What am I to you anyway?
Xiao-ya, listen to me.
Let's get this straight.
A-chih...
You and Xiao-ya
are just going on a trip together.
Nothing else will happen, right?
I believe you and A-chih
wouldn't do anything stupid.
You'll just be hanging out
with a good friend.
And for me,
after I get the 300 thousand dollars
I can save my company.
By doing this, I won't need to use
your bakery as collateral.
Besides,
it's 300 thousand dollars, Xiao-ya.
It's six figures.
Hundred, thousand,
hundred-thousand...
So not only did you plan
to sell my bakery
but you were going
to sell me as well?
Listen to me.
I don't necessarily want you to go.
You can say no to it.
Besides, don't put it like that.
I'm not selling you.
I'm just renting...
Fuck you!
I want a divorce.
Xiao-ya.
I love you.
- Love, my ass!
- Love, my ass!
Didn't we promise
never to say that word casually?
Divorce.
Don't you dare say it again,
Huang Xing-ya.
Divorce!
Is it really that awful?
You're doing this on purpose, right?
You're just here
trying to screw us over.
- I mean it, Xiao-ya!
- If you dare to hit him again
I'll go on a trip with him.
I don't care at all.
I'm going to punch you for sure.
You son of a bitch.
I thought you were my brother.
Do you really believe it's okay
to go after your friend's wife
and that there
won't be any consequences?
Fuck you!
Hey.
She's kind of cute.
Do you like her?
Yes.
How's the performance?
- Great!
- Great!
Is it touching?
- Yes!
- Yes!
Hey!
Girl with the ponytail.
The cute one.
My friend would like
to get to know you.
What are you doing?
Hey, who's the reckless idiot?
Do you dare to go after my Xiao-ya?
The Skull Gang.
What?
I'm sorry.
He's the one you're looking for.
- Skull Gang!
- What?
- Get him!
- You're asking for it.
Violence is not the solution!
Well, anyway...
Coming up next
The Guitar Club's
rendition of Groupies!
What should be wearing today?
- Don't be late, it's a slim chance
- Don't run!
I'm not quite ready yet
Dance along casually with the music
scream so hard for him
jump so high for him
Don't care that others
Are as obsessed with your smile as me
plunge myself forward for him
No crowd in the world
Can scare me off
My favorite guitarist
Has met my eyes today
For a fleeting second
Even if it's just a fleeting second
It feels like
Holding his hand in person
It's like telling him face-to-face
love you
Brother, we have to face the music.
love you
I'll cover for you.
I'll stop them, you keep running.
That's nonsense.
I'm not leaving you here alone.
We'll go down together.
Let's do this.
Keep running.
Guys, let's talk it out.
There must be some misunderstanding.
You dared to mess
with the Skull Gang?
Don't you know Xiao-ya
is our boss's girl?
And you tried to escape?
Don't you know?
Don't you know?
Stay away from Xiao-ya.
Do you hear me?
Why?
Don't talk back!
Didn't say anything.
Right, boss. He didn't say anything.
It's none of your business.
Just feel like beating them up.
Take this!
Xiao-ya.
Xiao-ya.
Xiao-ya.
FILING FOR DIVORCE
Divorce papers
and you already signed it?
Are you being serious?
Xiao-ya.
Huang Xing-ya.
The call is directed to voice mail.
Three, two...
Why did you sign it?
MR. HO, YOU SHOULD COME
TO THE OFFICE NOW!
A-chih, I'll make you pay for this.
It's office hours now.
Where is everyone?
- Mr. Ho!
- Mr. Ho!
- Congratulations.
- Mr. Ho, congratulations.
Wait, why are you congratulating me?
Didn't you mention a batch of goods
with a very high value last time?
We can make the purchase now.
The seller has agreed to the deal.
We can make it available online
and start taking orders!
- Yes!
- Yes!
- Time for champagne.
- Have the champagne and celebrate.
Here, come on.
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
How wonderful.
- It's great news.
- Yes!
Wait a minute.
Why would we be able
to make the deal suddenly?
Got a check for
300 thousand dollars this morning.
And you're the highest bidder.
So the seller agreed
to the deal immediately.
We'll be the first store
selling the set in Taipei.
- The first store...
- The first store...
Have you seen a
300 thousand dollars check before?
No? Well, have.
Wait.
Also
here is a card for you.
Did you open my mail?
I've been paying all your bills.
Of course would open your mail.
Take a look, hurry.
There's more to it. "Fuck you."
HSIAO YUNG-CHIH
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
That's really hilarious.
Hsiao Yung-chih, you bastard.
You didn't really
take my wife on a trip, did you?
Got you!
A NEW DEVICE
HAS LOGGED INTO YOUR ACCOUNWho logged into my email account?
Vivian, get me an e-Visa to Canada.
I'm heading to the airport.
I'm going to get my wife back.
They moved the flight to tomorrow?
My goodness.
That was a great story.
Great, my ass.
Mean, you know...
It was a terrible story.
So your wife
signed the divorce papers
and now she's on a trip
with that guy?
Oh, man.
- Hey.
- Yes?
Wanted to come here
and say I'm sorry
- but guess what?
- What?
Caught them...
Having sex!
- No...
- Sex?
No! Hug!
Hugging!
And?
In the open!
And that's it?
Oh, come on.
First, you hug.
Then you kiss
- and then you...
- Have sex!
No! No sex!
What should do?
Well, you need proof.
Here she comes.
Gosh, the brake is not working!
That's really dangerous.
Too dangerous.
You're flying too far away.
This scene was in last week's TV show
It Started With A Kiss.
Which of you
has been following that show?
It was him.
Excuse me.
Do you guys want to join
the guitar club?
Here, you guys can think about it.
You're too scared of the Skull Gang.
Forget it then.
Well, who cares? We're in.
We're not afraid of them.
Yes, we're in.
But why would you want to recruit us?
To come up
with such lame tricks to get girls
you guys must
have a lot of free time.
Hey, what is that supposed to mean?
But she made a good point.
What? Are you out of your mind?
Besides
thought you wanted
to get to know me.
Guys, it was just a prank.
Why are you still harassing Xiao-ya?
Like her so much.
A-chih, run!
Good evening, a table for two?
We have the reservation
under rooms 1005 and 1006.
It's 500 dollars?
Per day.
It's too expensive.
Come on, Ho.
Work with me.
Brother, you're from...
- Taipei.
- And this is?
Quebec.
And that is...
My wife and a bastard.
Yes, she's with another man.
What's wrong?
Are you having trouble
with the high heels?
A little bit, but it's fine.
I'll just go and change
into another pair of shoes later.
It's better not to walk then.
A-chih, what are you doing?
They are not going to stay
in Quebec forever.
They've already hugged
and then they might kiss
and then they might...
Take a shower together!
Yes...
It's 500 per day.
Okay.
Hey, why do you have all this?
You know, girlfriends
they leave things in your car.
Nice.
Look, what's this?
- It's your...
- Madam.
Here's the menu.
May introduce some of our specials?
Yes.
Smoked duck and steamed pumpkin
flavored with French mayonnaise.
- Also, the signature soup.
- Cheers.
Hey, sweetheart.
What would you like to have?
Whatever.
That's great.
Show me the most expensive dish
on the menu?
Our romantic dinner combo
for two is 500 dollars.
- Perfect.
- Thank you.
See it, 500 dollars.
Breathe.
Remember who you are?
Okay? You're a girl.
Okay, it's too expensive.
Yes, well you know...
A flower for you.
A rose.
Impressive.
Take a look inside.
Food is here.
This is
the lady's.
The mister's.
Bon appetit.
Thank you.
That's a small plate.
This is baby food.
This is a duck from Quebec.
- It's amazing.
- It's in such small portions.
- Awesome.
- It's like I'm getting a Happy Meal.
Is this for free?
Yes.
- Now you're talking.
- Start enjoying, all right?
Have to get what paid for
after spending all the money.
Ho, I'm reading what she's saying.
- Oh my god.
- What?
Think they have
a big trip planned together.
Tell you,
Maple Road is 800 km long.
Right now, it has the best scenery.
It's the perfect time
to fall in love.
Perfect time to fall in love?
Yes, you're in trouble.
- Oh my god
- Shit.
Oh my god, is he going to propose
right here,
on the first day of the trip?
- Hey, we need to stop them!
- This is so problematic.
He's trying to marry your wife.
Hey, we need to stop them!
We need some proof.
It's really messed up.
- We need some proof.
- Stop it!
Ryan, help me.
Oh my god.
- Don't move.
- I'm sorry.
Stay there.
Oh my god, everybody.
I'm so sorry,
but can't believe this.
- What is she doing?
- Manager.
- Hey...
- Hey, let go, man.
Hey, man.
Don't want to see you
come back to my restaurant.
- Get out of here right now.
- We're sorry.
- Get out!
- Know, I'm sorry.
Didn't know his pants
were so loose!
Ryan, are you sure
you're here to help?
Enjoy your good times now.
Once find the proof,
you'll be crawling back to me.
There...
It's beautiful!
Hey...
Sorry.
Have you ever wondered
if cakes in Canada taste different?
Let's go try it then.
- Go that way.
- Okay.
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
- Hello.
- Hello.
We would like some cake.
Want to hear your story
about why you like cake so much?
Don't you think dessert is something
that represents the joy
we can reach so easily.
Whether you're feeling good or bad
just taste a piece of it
then you'll be getting
great satisfaction.
It's true.
Tasting it feels so joyful.
Hey...
Ryan, would you look at them?
Yes, just two friends
having a good time!
No, they are "kiss kiss me me."
"Kiss kiss me me"?
What does that mean?
Mean PDA.
Ho.
This isn't really how I pictured
driving down 800 km of Maple Road.
You know,
the beautiful autumn leaves.
- The perfect time to fall in love.
- Time to fall in love
right?
Nobody's falling in love in this car.
Yes.
And nobody's falling in love
in that car.
What? What do you know?
No one is going to cheat on you
and nothing is going to happen.
Happen?
I am so smart.
If nothing is going to happen
let's make something happen
on their trip.
Why do you have
to keep messing with them?
Because he messed with me first.
All right, so...
Who is that guy?
It's a long story.
Let's take a look.
Here it goes.
The only requirement
of entering the club
is to finish this application form.
It might be a bit overwhelming
but it's for making the lessons
in line with your ability.
She's so cool.
You've got to be kidding me.
It's more than overwhelming,
it's unbearable.
Let's check out
the part about relationships.
"How many secret crushes do you have?
How many love confessions
have you made?"
Wait.
If the boss of the Skull Gang
finds out we're in the club
he would beat the crap out of us.
If you can win her over
the boss of the Skull Gang
would have a mental breakdown
because of a broken love.
I want to see that.
See what?
He'll just beat us
until we break down too.
That's what he wants to see.
"Huang Xing-ya's application form."
Really?
Let's take a look.
Go to the second page.
She has received
ten love confessions before.
- Are you done?
- "No love interest."
We're done.
Stop messing
with the club properties.
I'll put it back for you.
Right, he'll put it back.
We have finished the form.
- Then come out and practice.
- Okay.
I have two new members here.
We haven't had new members
for a long time.
I'm the president, Mango.
I'm Apple.
- I'm Strawberry.
- I'm Blueberry.
I'm Banana.
- And you are?
- Kiwi.
I'm Papaya.
- A type of fruit, come on.
- I can't do it.
Yes, you can.
- That's one thing I can't do.
- You gave me your words.
Just this once, all right?
I know.
- This is the C Chord.
- Press on both of these, right?
Yes.
Yes!
Papaya
Oh, Kiwi
I've eaten them all
Eaten them all
Yes!
"Fruit Platter After Dinner."
I wrote it.
Damn it, knock it off!
Aren't you tired yet?
You've been playing all day.
Do you have too much time
on your hand?
- What's your problem?
- What's your problem?
You're fucking disturbing.
My friend is going to confess
at school tomorrow.
You better back off.
Is he going after a girl?
- Yes.
- Is he singing her a love song?
- That's right.
- I did that once too.
Really? What did you sing?
- "Love You Ten Thousand Years."
- No shit.
Go get her tomorrow.
Sure. Yes.
- I'm sorry about the noise.
- Don't worry about it, man.
Carry on.
Ho.
- What?
- Do you still love her?
Ryan, marriage isn't only about love.
It's about...
Wait.
Who said marriage?
I asked you do you love her?
What is this?
I have a song.
I want to dedicate it to Xiao-ya.
Five, six, seven, eight.
My love, it's going wild
Why would your brake
Keep failing to work?
I love you
I love you so
Be with me
- Xiao-ya.
- Xiao-ya.
- Come be with our boss.
- Come be with our boss.
It's you guys again.
Skull Gang!
Get them.
PEACE AND LOVE
You're the vast ocean
I'm the rain falling upon you
I've lost the shape of myself
I look at afar
There is the appearance of love
I used to wander alone
I used to believe and got let down
You've cut through all the perplexity
The confused love
Will finally be liberated
Who are you?
You got me mad in love
Got me the courage
To go against the world
Within the same body and form
There's the same feeling
Of love and be loved
Who I love...
- A-cheng!
- Xiao-ya!
Watch out.
- Fuck!
- Is he dead?
Hey.
I don't like you.
Why?
I like boys who can play the guitar.
Skull Gang.
We're going to learn
how to play guitar.
But I just learned
how to play the rattles.
Watch yourself.
HOW WILL YOU GET GIRLS WITHOUKNOWING HOW TO PLAY THE GUITAR?
Thinking back, what A-cheng did
was pretty awesome.
He suffered
that five stitches for you.
If it happened all over again
I might not rush forward then.
Why?
No reason.
Do you think
he's still the same person as before?
Yes, of course I do.
Why are you so sure?
Well, there's a test.
A test?
Listen carefully to what I say.
Okay.
Relax.
Nice.
Picture your girlfriend.
Your lovely girlfriend
is standing in front of you
and smiling at you.
Hi, Ryan.
She reaches her hands out
and you reach your hands out too.
Your hands are so soft.
Suddenly
a man walks by
and grabs her tits.
Oh, no!
Wait, what's happening?
Why is he grabbing her tits?
- Wait, what the hell is going on?
- Grab her tits!
I'll tell him to let go.
- What the hell?
- If you are angry
it means you love her.
- Let go of her tits!
- Awkward.
Hey, is that your girlfriend?
Yes. She is my girlfriend.
Caitlyn, you said
you'll come back to me.
What a coincidence.
I have magic.
Stop this magic.
Hey!
Caitlyn.
You said those titties were mine!
You are driving.
Stop the car, let's talk!
I'm
busy.
Stop the car!
Oh my god!
- Stop!
- Stop!
Hallelujah!
Caitlyn.
Caitlyn!
Hey, Ryan.
You almost killed me.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry about this.
Are you okay?
Oh, man.
Your story beats mine.
Welcome to camping at Mont-Tremblant.
So there are the ingredients.
Yes, for the cooking.
Everything is there.
- Nice.
- So you can use it later on.
I hope you lovely couple
enjoy your stay here.
No...
We're not a couple.
No?
She's my best friend's wife.
Oh, I guess why not?
That's fun.
Okay.
Have a nice day.
We're not a couple.
Never mind.
That's fine.
No matter where you hide
the top of the mountains
or the bottom of the ocean
I'll get to you.
Dinner time.
It smells so good.
Did you hear that?
What was that sound?
I didn't hear anything.
Bear!
Where is the bear?
A-chih.
I don't want to die just yet.
I'm coming for you. Go to hell!
I'll end you.
I'm already in a bad mood.
You think you're a tough bear?
That's your husband.
God bless you!
You are a baby bear.
Your name
is Barberesquebarolobeaverboo.
- What?
- Just a bear, okay?
And what are bears?
Scary.
Calm down now.
Calm down.
As you can see, I'm the park ranger.
This is my bear.
All right, what's happening?
He just came out of nowhere
and attacked us.
Yes, well,
you've got the stick, right?
Is anyone hurt?
Yes.
He hurt my friend.
Very well.
I think my bear
is in worse shape, right?
It almost scared me to death, man.
Well, I'm sorry, listen.
This guy has been having
some mood swings.
They were like a bear and wife and...
She left with another bear
and that bear and him,
they were like best friends.
- It's super messed up.
- What are you talking about, man?
It's bear drama, okay? All right.
- What are you talking about, man?
- I'll leave you guys. All right.
Have a great night.
A-chih, how are you doing?
I'll go get your medicine, okay?
A-chih.
Maybe we should just head back.
Your body is not going to hold on.
I don't want to die in the hospital.
You really haven't changed at all.
You're always so hot-headed.
You do whatever you feel like doing.
I'm not like that at all.
I really thought
I was ready to face death.
A-chih.
Where do you think we'd go
after passing away?
Back to
the immense presence of the universe.
There will be a star
gathering our fondest memories.
Then after we all reach
the starry sky
you can take us
on an interstellar trip.
Add a little bit more color.
I made this cake
hoping you guys
would do well on the graduation exam.
Are you going to open a bakery?
I haven't given it much thought.
If you own a bakery,
I would visit it every day.
Thank you.
How is it?
It's not that bad.
You're screwing with me.
It's so salty.
Really?
She used salt instead of sugar.
Idiot.
How can I make such basic mistakes?
Well, I think it's delicious.
- Something's wrong with your tongue.
- Yes, stop eating it, A-cheng.
This one is good,
it tastes pretty sweet.
Right.
Even Xiao-ya's poop
would be aromatic to you.
That's right
and it's none of your business.
Stop talking crazy.
- You can eat your own poop.
- All right, knock it off, you two.
Stop it.
You babies, you're about
to be college graduates now.
- Don't be so childish.
- I'm not being childish.
I have already planned out my future.
- About my future, I want to...
- He wants to start
a trading company.
That's right.
And import some furniture
some books
and then buy a decent car.
What about you?
I would probably go back to England.
You're going back to England?
Are you not going
to stay here with us?
Or do you want to marry me, Xiao-ya?
Then I'll stay in Taiwan for you.
You can still enjoy cake
without having to do it yourself.
Right? We can travel around
and live wherever we want.
We don't even have to buy a house.
Xiao-ya loves making cakes.
She would like to do it herself.
How will you take her abroad
if you have no job?
Well, if I can make
the best of this moment
I can make the best of the future.
You can have it your way.
I'll have Xiao-ya.
That's enough.
I I hope we can be friends /I
I for a lifetime! /I
I I've been wanting to ask you. /I
Why did you leave us
without telling us?
Because it's cool.
Cool? That's a dick move, okay?
We couldn't find you anywhere.
I guess I needed to clear my head.
Have you worked it out then?
Did you see that?
Yes, they're not doing anything.
For women,
they trade their whole life
and their youth for marriage.
When the marriage is gone
her youth
perishes as well.
When I get back
I think
I will really divorce A-cheng.
Xiao-ya.
Marriage isn't everything
in your life.
Do you know what
is the most important thing in life?
It's the heart.
It's not going to last long.
Feel it.
Okay, my turn.
Stop it.
Stop it.
I need to use the restroom.
Hey, Ryan.
I think I have proof.
- What?
- Yes.
Proof?
Look. That's not proof.
Okay.
What?
Listen, brother, okay?
They're already touching each other,
then they're going to hug.
Then they're going to kiss
and then they're going to...
Take a shower together!
All right, listen,
come up with a plan, okay?
Don't let this happen to you.
Hey, I have an idea.
Hi, handsome.
Are you here by yourself?
Yes, for the moment.
- Cute.
- Ho.
- Oh my god, so cute.
- Ho.
Are you sure this plan will work?
I know him
better than his parents, okay?
Okay, so your wife
is going to get jealous
because the man
she's going on a trip with
is having drinks with the two girls
that you bought drinks for.
I don't think this adds up.
- Just trust me.
- Awesome.
- Lovely.
- That's how I love it.
- Let's finish it.
- You're going to drink it all now?
Oh my god, girl,
we're going to get so drunk.
So bubbly.
Oh my gosh.
- What is it?
- What happened?
- Oh my gosh!
- What is it?
I'm so sorry!
- Did he puke blood?
- Let's go.
- Shit.
- What's wrong with you?
Are we going to kill him?
Technically, you didn't do anything
but this is still pretty bad.
I need to help him.
A-chih.
Are you all right?
- I need my medicine.
- Where did you leave it?
In my room, let's go.
I'll carry you.
Sorry.
Man.
Take this.
Are you sure don't want
to go to the doctor?
Get some rest then.
- Xiao-ya.
- Hey, watch out.
Don't go.
Stay here with me.
Don't leave me alone.
I'll stay.
Who is it?
Hello?
Is anyone here?
That's weird.
Weird.
Over here?
Happy birthday!
- A-chih, Xiao-ya.
- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
Hurry, make a wish.
Did you make this?
Do you have to ask?
What do you think?
My first wish
is I hope everyone
stays healthy and safe.
Stays healthy?
That's a practical wish, all right?
Fine. Next one.
I hope we can all
become rich and successful.
Can you be a bit more creative?
- Yes.
- Okay.
The third wish.
The most important one.
Are you keeping it to yourself?
- You don't want to tell us?
- Yes.
- You have to tell us.
- Say it.
It won't happen if I say it.
If it didn't happen,
we can help you make it happen.
Come on.
Hurry up.
My third wish is
I hope...
I hope that Xiao-ya can be with me.
He's confessing his love to you.
Gosh.
Maybe we should cut the cake first.
Hey, you blew all my candles, my...
My wishes would never happen then.
Are you...
Are you saying yes?
Yes!
You moron.
My cake.
Quick, let's finish it
before the ants get here.
If I were an ant,
I wouldn't eat Xiao-ya's cake.
I tasted it myself this time,
all right?
It's really delicious, I mean it.
See? I'm quite talented, right?
- Really?
- Yes.
It's good.
Here, have some more.
A-chih.
A-chih, you look
like you're eating shit.
Hey, are you calling my cake shit?
Have some too, Xiao-ya.
This shit tastes pretty good.
Come on, let's eat shit together.
I want to eat tempura.
It's good, right?
Let me get some for you.
This is going to be a strike.
You can do it.
Do you want the chicken or this?
How about you? What do you want?
I want you to choose first.
- Is it good?
- Delicious.
- The fried chicken is good too.
- No, I want the tempura.
- Tempura.
- You guys are really hitting it off.
I'm like a third wheel.
I'll get going.
- Don't go.
- Don't you want to have some?
This first night
belongs to you two.
Brother.
Happy birthday.
- I'm out.
- Bye, good night.
There's still plenty of food.
Do you want to grab one to go?
You guys are so sweet together.
That salty food is perfect for you.
Xiao-ya.
Have you seen A-chih today?
I haven't seen him all day.
He wouldn't even pick up the phone.
He wouldn't pick up the phone?
Let me call him then.
Sure.
I The number you're calling
is not available. /I
His phone is turned off.
Turned off?
That's weird.
I'll check the dorm then.
Okay, I'll call you
after the band practice.
Okay.
Here's your pay for four days.
I don't want to do this anymore.
What about all the proof
you were trying to get?
I'm here for all the wrong reasons.
All I wanted to do
was get my wife back
but everything I'm doing
is pushing her further
and further away.
I should just let her be.
She will be better off that way.
This is it?
Last night,
I almost killed my best friend.
I want to see if he's okay
then I'll be on my way.
Copy that.
Is everything okay?
If we're too close,
you'll look too suspicious.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- My bag.
- Hey! Get that guy!
- Come on!
- A-cheng.
Stop.
- Hey!
- Hey, you!
- Stop that guy.
- A-cheng!
- Hey, stop.
- A-chih.
Stop going after him.
Hey, slow down.
No, you slow down.
I have something to tell you.
You won't catch me.
I'll go around, you follow him.
Stop!
Wait...
- Come on!
- Hey, you stop.
Come on.
Give it to me.
- No.
- Who are you?
A-cheng.
A-chih.
- Rest here. I'll go after him.
- Over there.
A-chih.
- Xiao-ya.
- Stop chasing.
A-chih.
Don't go any further.
A-chih!
Don't go any further.
A-chih!
- Oh my god!
- A-chih!
Are you okay?
Call 911!
- A-chih.
- Are you okay?
Can somebody get help?
Doctor, how is he?
Are you guys family members?
Friend.
Friend.
I'm sorry, guys.
He didn't make it.
Okay, he suffered
from internal bleeding
as a result of the accident.
And the fact that
he's in the latest stages
of adenocarcinoma
made it impossible
for him to survive the surgery.
I'm so sorry,
but we did everything we could.
Why would you let him
run after you like that?
Don't you know he's sick?
I didn't mean to.
Why did you come here?
I didn't mean to.
I thought you were back in Taiwan.
I really didn't mean to cause this.
I didn't, really.
Why don't you just stay in Taiwan?
Why?
Why did you come here at all?
I didn't mean to.
Why did we have to meet you?
I didn't mean to.
I didn't mean to.
Why?
A-chih.
Why are you leaving so soon?
Well, I'm going back to England.
All of a sudden?
Hey, what's going on?
Family matters...
A-chih.
Xiao-ya.
Why didn't you tell me about it?
You even helped me win her over.
What do you take me for?
Are you playing me
like an idiot or like a fool?
I only helped you
because I take you as my brother.
I kept backing you up.
From the beginning to the end.
If I didn't help you at all
would you have gotten
the chance to be with her?
That senior
would eat you alive already, got it?
What exactly do you have
that I don't?
Well, Xiao-ya likes me
instead of you.
She chose to be with me.
Fine.
You want me to stay, right?
I'll stay to break you apart!
What are you talking about?
Are you afraid now?
- Hsiao Yung-chih!
- What's there to be afraid of?
Go ahead, push me over if you dare.
It's only two stories high.
If I fall,
I would only break a leg or two.
And it'll stop me
from going after Xiao-ya.
So why don't you do it?
I'm begging you.
Tell me what you want.
I'll give it all.
How about all my savings, okay?
Please don't take Xiao-ya
away from me.
What would I need your money for?
Relax, I won't take Xiao-ya
away from you.
If you dare mistreat her
I'll come back to make you pay.
Hello, A-cheng.
Have you found A-chih yet?
He...
No, I didn't find him.
But he has cleaned out his room.
I think he went back to England.
I kept wondering.
If back then...
If I let you be with Xiao-ya instead
would it be better?
I'm sorry.
Wake up.
Oh my god.
- Are you okay, man?
- What happened?
Are you okay?
Is this the hospital?
No, man.
Okay, here, put this on.
You're on the street.
How long did I pass out?
Five seconds?
Ho.
Are you okay, man?
- Where is A-chih?
- A-cheng.
Hey, A-chih.
What?
Don't go.
Don't go.
Stay here and take care of Xiao-ya.
I'll go.
Ho.
A-cheng.
A-cheng.
A-chih, are you okay?
My friend and I
wanted to talk, but...
- Well, talk to this.
- No...
- Do you want to talk? Let's talk.
- Hey, listen.
That's not good, okay?
He has a knife.
All right. Let's just let him go.
No.
That's Xiao-ya's birthday present.
I'm going to get it back.
I'm not giving anything back.
Hey, listen.
It's a birthday present.
Okay. Let's make a deal.
I give you all my cash,
you give me the bag, okay?
How much have you got?
- More.
- Hey, you need...
Why do you have money there?
I'm afraid of the thieves.
What?
Thief...
Thief? This is Canada.
- I know we're in Canada, but...
- No, but he...
All my cash, okay?
- Give it.
- The bag. Give me.
You give me the money.
Okay, at the same time. Okay?
- Okay, on three.
- Wait.
So is it one, two, three
or three, two, one?
What's the difference?
It's important, right?
But it is actually important.
Let's go...
with one, two, three.
Okay, easy.
- One.
- Okay, one.
- Two.
- Two.
- Hey!
- Hey, no! You're cheating.
The bag.
Oh, Ho.
Ho, are you okay?
Yes, I am okay.
The bag.
I got the bag.
Thank you.
Have you been following me?
All the way?
- Let's go.
- Hey, Xiao-ya, wait.
Our divorce papers.
I have signed it.
A-chih, I'll return
that 300 thousand dollars to you.
What about your company?
Don't worry.
I can handle it myself.
Xiao-ya.
For the last ten years
I've really mistreated you.
A-chih.
Take care of Xiao-ya for me then.
I'll head back to Taipei.
Ryan, let's go.
Hey, wait.
Come join us.
Let's finish
the rest of the trip together.
Take it as catching up with me.
I'm inviting you.
Forget it.
Ryan.
Let's go.
Where are you going?
Aren't they who you came here for?
No, I'm done.
Take me to the airport.
I'm off work.
I'm not driving you anywhere.
- You go with them.
- Hey.
- I've made up my mind.
- Ho Shou-cheng.
I'll count to three.
Are you coming?
One.
- Two.
- Fine, I'm coming.
- Let's go.
- Hey.
I'll be there with you in a minute.
In a minute.
Ryan.
Do you copy?
Copy that.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you.
Brother.
Bye.
I keep following.
It's so warm.
Well, I'll take the room upstairs.
You guys can have the one down here.
There are only two rooms?
Yes.
That's all right,
I'll take the couch.
Fine, suit yourself.
I'll hit the bed now, good night.
There should be
a blanket in the room.
I'll bring it to you later.
What are you doing?
Are you
making a cake?
Yes.
It looks good, right?
Hand me the measuring cup there.
Don't you think
it's a soothing process?
I'm sorry.
Perhaps being poor
really shook me as a kid.
I worked really hard
for a living in college.
And put in a lot of effort
to plan our future.
But when I started my career
I became so stingy.
Perhaps
I'm not quite the same person
as I was back then.
But you have to believe me.
The person who loves you
is still here.
I'll cherish every minute
I get to spend with you.
I get it now.
I can always make more money.
But Xiao-ya
you're my only one.
Happy birthday.
Damn you.
- Love me, don't go
Love me, don't go
- If you say that
If you say that
You don't love me
- I don't want to hear you
I don't want to hear you
- Say that for real
Say that for real
- Give me a bit of gentleness again
Give me a bit...
- Love me, don't go
Love me, don't go
- If you say that
If you say that
- You don't love me
You don't love me
- I don't want to hear you
I don't want to hear you
- Say that for real
Say that for real
- Give me a bit of gentleness again
Give me a bit of gentleness again
- A-chih, happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
Thank you.
Come, make your wish.
My last birthday.
The first wish.
I hope you can
forever
and ever be happy together.
And I want to give
whatever happiness that's left in me
to you two.
My second wish.
I hope you will always remember me.
Remember that
I once lived in your happiness.
Fuck, don't you two start crying.
Fine, the third wish.
Hey.
Tell us the third wish.
I told you guys back then.
Right?
Do it or I'll smash
the cake on you, hurry.
Fine, I'll say it.
What? Are you guys hiding something?
- You don't have to.
- My third wish.
Say it.
I hope we're still brothers
even after you know the truth.
I am sorry, Mr. Xiao.
But you have stage three
lung adenocarcinoma.
I strongly suggest
immediate hospitalization.
How long do I have left?
- I It depends on your health.
- This is my resignation letter.
How you respond
to any medication you try.
- It's...
- How long do I have left?
Maybe six months, give or take.
A-chih.
I don't have much time left.
I guess it's a gift from god.
What about you?
How are you and A-cheng doing?
I'm not sure.
Do you still love him?
Good.
I'll help you then.
Damn it.
Holy shit!
A-cheng.
Doctor, I have
stage three lung adenocarcinoma.
Lung adenocarcinoma?
WE'LL BE HOME LATER.
CAN YOU PREPARE DINNER?
I want to go on a trip with Xiao-ya.
I really don't see
where this is going.
Trust me, A-cheng
will come right after us.
Xiao-ya.
That dumb-ass.
He stayed overnight at the airport.
I told you.
You just fake a fall
and I'll catch you with a hug.
Let's rile him up a bit.
Will it work?
He's coming.
He's coming, hurry.
Here, hop in.
Xiao-ya.
A-chih, we should just head back.
Your body is not going to hold on.
Besides, I don't know if any of this
would help my marriage at all.
A-cheng is doing this because of you.
You need to put your faith in him
one more time.
- My bag.
- Hey! Get that guy!
Stop.
Hey, stop!
Xiao-ya.
For the last ten years
I've really mistreated you.
I haven't been a good husband at all.
Thank you.
It's freezing.
Who suggested to come here?
I did.
Why do you have gloves? Where's ours?
Yes, what about us?
You're the only one who has a pair.
That castle is beautiful.
Thank you.
I never would have thought
that the three of us
could go on a trip together again.
I need to use the toilet.
Let's go take some pictures up there.
Careful...
It's so cold.
What are you doing?
Hello, everyone.
I'm Hsiao Yung-chih.
My name is John
and I want to dedicate the song
to my very special friends.
I want to tell you guys that
life is an...
Life is an adventure.
A one-way journey of no return.
Happiness and sadness
are all part of the sceneries
along the way.
Never forget
the happiest moment
when we made the promise
with each other.
Let's dance.
Do you still remember?
This song.
Remember this?
Where did you get this?
I took it from the club's office.
What do you think?
HUANG XING-YA'S APPLICATION FORM
VISIT CANADA AND DANCE
WITH MY LOVED ONE IN THE SNOW
A-chih.
Any doctor here?
Call 911, please.
A-cheng, Xiao-ya.
Some joy
would only be appreciated after loss.
Some happiness
would be more precious
after fighting for it.
This trip is the last gift
I can give you.
I hope you can always remember
what we were.
Because of you
my time in college
is the most unforgettable moment
in my life.
Thank you for being there with me
at my final hours.
I have no remorse
and no regrets.
So when you think of me
don't be sad.
Look up the night sky
at the brightest star in the galaxy.
I'll be there.
It is full of
the fondest memories I had with you.
I hope we can be friends
for a lifetime!
I hope that we will never
forget this moment.
I hope that we can
travel the world together.
THERE'S AN EASTER EGG AT THE END
Have you done
the furniture store trade?
It still feels kind of sad
thinking about it.
Handing the goods
to someone else to profit from.
If they didn't also take in
our employees
I wouldn't want to sell it to them.
Come on.
They have the funding
and the operation.
You're lucky
they would even want to buy it.
Actually, I kept thinking
of asking A-chih about something.
What's that?
If he wanted to help us
why not just lend us
the 300 thousand dollars?
You're really dumb as a rock.
If he lent you
the 300 thousand dollars
it would only fix
your financial problem
not your personal problem.
Got it?
Here's a question for you.
If someone else
is giving you another 300 thousand
for taking me, your wife,
on another trip
would you have said yes?
Honestly
for a lot of guys
being given 300 thousand dollars
while the wife is gone on a trip
and no one is going to bug you
is quite an appealing option.
But I'm not that kind of a guy.
It sounds like you're mocking me
the other way around.
No, I'm not.
Wait. A-chih.
What are you planning to do next?
God must have let me live
for a reason.
So I'm planning to go to Africa.
Then I think that's the end of you.
Shut up.
Hey, here comes my ride.
Ryan.
Where is your hair?
Do you know me?
Do you really think you're capable
of chasing us
from Quebec to Toronto on your own?
Ryan is my personal assistant.
I hired him
specifically to take care of you.
You knew about this as well.
You know, they were really hard
to keep up with.
I had to put in
a lot of effort to make sure
you didn't get lost.
You know
the bear thing was a good idea.
So I'll let you go just this time.
There's a great saying
"Plans can never keep up
with changes."
- Right?
- There are plenty of good sayings.
You know Mandarin?
What?
- Why did I speak English with you?
- Bye, Xiao-ya!
- Bye.
- You hear that? He speaks Mandarin.
- Hey, Ho.
- Let's go.
- See you around.
- You tricked me.
Who do you think you are?
Bye.
I'm going to make him pay. Wait here.
Come back!
Get off! Hey!
Stop. Come back!
Wait for me.
Someone once said
"Be bold for at least twice
in your life."
First, be bold enough
to love someone unconditionally
"and second, be bold enough
to travel unplanned."
Someone else said
"When you take a step forward"
"the world will be your oyster."
Yet when I took the step forward
I got the world crashing down on me
and it ended miserably.
My name is Ho Shou-cheng.
I just flew all the way to Canada
but I'm not here for sightseeing.
If I don't get here soon enough
my wife might just say goodbye to me.
We're here.
Yes, we've arrived.
Do you know
where we can pick up the car?
Okay.
Okay, so we just go out
and head left, right?
Okay.
A-chih, Xiao-ya.
A-chih, Xiao-ya.
Welcome to Hertz.
Thank you.
A-chih. Xiao-ya.
Damn, it's freezing.
Why is the phone turned off?
Hey!
A-chih.
Honey.
A-chih.
Xiao-ya.
A-chih.
A-chih!
Hey, brother, need a ride?
Yes...
but you're not a taxi.
But I can give you
a really good price.
Do you mean you're cheap?
Cheaper...
Okay!
- Go.
- Yes...
Just one second.
I'm going to need some information.
What's your name?
Ho Shou-cheng.
Yes, you write that down.
- Right there.
- Okay.
- We need to hurry.
- Okay.
And next, where you're from?
Taipei.
Man, I've never been there.
Should I go?
Yes, you should go!
Follow that jeep!
- That jeep. All right.
- Yes, hurry up!
Copy that. We're following that jeep.
Hurry up!
- Hurry up, please.
- Look, there's only one road
from the airport to town.
Hey, that was a long flight, right?
- Yes.
- You must be really hungry.
Some cookies for you.
Here you go. It's Canadian.
- For me?
- Yes.
Have some.
- Thank you.
- Yes.
Maple sugar cookies.
They're 8 dollars, the boxes are...
They're 8 dollars?
Yes, 8 dollars.
Okay, I'm not hungry.
I mean...
You ate this. How do I sell this?
- You scammed me!
- I...
The cookies are 8 dollars?
Oh, man.
Oh my god, are you catching a cold?
No.
You might not be hungry
but you need
this Canadian sweatshirt.
No... I don't believe you.
Listen to me,
I've got a great discount for you.
What discount?
Listen, this hoodie is 20 dollars
and I'll give you
the cookies for free.
That's a nice sweatshirt, right?
Hey, that one!
- What?
- The jeep.
Stay with it.
Copy that.
Drive faster!
That one! Follow it!
Ho, are we on a secret mission?
No.
Are you here to catch somebody?
- No.
- Then...
what are you here for?
I'm here
because that man
- is going on a trip
- Yes?
With my wife!
No!
Hello?
Ho Shou-cheng.
Did you send someone
to check out my bakery again?
Yes, how did it go? Did they like it?
I don't care if they like it or not.
I kicked them all out.
You kicked them out?
What for?
You still haven't explain yourself
for putting our house up
as collateral.
Now you're going to sell my bakery?
Have you thought
about asking for my opinion?
Or have you shown me
any courtesy or respect?
I'm only a little short on funds.
With a little bit of help,
I will be able to afford these goods.
I did the math.
You won't believe
the margins I can make out of it.
It's really a steal.
You'd have to be an idiot
not to make this deal.
Would you like to be an idiot?
I sure wouldn't want to be an idiot.
Xiao-ya, just give me
the company seals.
It's just a simple matter.
Shut your mouth! You're the idiot.
Your furniture store
is still in the red.
You're still stuck
with the previous stock.
How can you be sure
the new goods will be marketable?
You still have to pay
for storage every month.
- You need to draw a bottom line.
- I don't have a bottom line.
- Are you even listening?
- Hello? Yes...
- I'm listening.
- Also
what about the 70 thousand dollars
you owed my mom?
If I can get those goods
and profit from it
I would be able
to pay her back with interest.
I don't care.
Stop sending people to my bakery.
- Wait.
- I dare you. Xing-ya.
Huang Xing-ya!
Sir.
Can you hear me? Are you okay?
Are you all right?
A-chih.
EMERGENCY ROOM
- Stay still.
- Okay.
A-chih, when did you come back?
- Yesterday.
- Yesterday?
What brings you back this time?
Please stay still,
so I can put this on.
- Have you found a place to stay yet?
- I told you to stay still.
Done.
Mr. Ho.
From the looks of it
you're having a slight concussion
and you have some bruises
on your forehead.
I'll prescribe
some painkillers for you.
Does the painkiller cost extra?
It doesn't.
That'll be all.
- Then I'll...
- That's all for you.
Please wait by the door.
- I'll get you the prescription.
- There's no need.
We'll go pay
and get the prescription.
We're here together,
so I was thinking...
- I can wait for him.
- It's all right.
He can stay here with me.
Your blood test shows
an extremely high
white blood cell count.
Also, looking at the X-ray image
there are many white spots
on your lung.
Doctor, I have
stage-three lung adenocarcinoma.
Lung adenocarcinoma?
A-chih, you have lung adenocarcinoma?
You've got cancer?
Sir, you're in the hospital,
keep it down.
Which hospital do you usually go to?
I'll help you with the transfer.
It's okay, doctor.
I was diagnosed at a hospital abroad.
Although you seem to be doing okay
you're at stage three
of lung adenocarcinoma.
If you don't treat it at all,
you might...
I mean, the condition
would probably worsen drastically.
I'm aware of that.
I have given up on the treatment.
Given up? Why would you do that?
Don't you understand
what he's saying?
He meant that you'll be dead soon.
A-chih, stop messing around.
My old friend.
We haven't seen each other
for so long.
We've finally met again,
yet I'm about to die.
A-chih, you won't die.
You won't.
You'll get better, A-chih.
I only have six months left.
Let me live it well.
I don't believe it.
Stop saying that.
How about
I shave my head bald with you?
A-chih was my classmate in college.
He was also a foreign student.
His dad is British
and his mom is Taiwanese.
He has a good look
and a good sense of humor.
Many girls had a crush on him.
But I've never seen him
in a serious relationship.
A-chih, I like you.
Thank you.
I came from a poor family.
I started doing
a part-time job when I was 18.
I was making a living
while going to school.
A-chih came from a wealthy family.
He would invite me
to dinner sometimes
as a way of helping me ease my load.
He really looked after me
and I trusted him very much.
I would share everything with him.
We were like conjoined twins.
You might even consider us
as blood brothers.
That was until the day
Xiao-ya came into our lives.
Things started to change.
Love me
Don't go
If you say that
You don't love me
I don't want to hear you
Say that for real
Give me a bit of gentleness again
Next.
Mr. Ho.
Please step outside.
A-chih.
What are your plans now?
And what about your car?
I took care of it. It's a rental.
That's good.
Where are you heading?
I'll give you a lift.
Sure. Come on.
Let's eat at your place.
Right now?
Is it a bad time?
Are you fighting with Xiao-ya?
Not at all. Stop talking crazy.
You're scratching your neck.
That's a sign of you lying.
Okay, you're right.
You know Xiao-ya pretty well too.
The more you push,
the harder she fights back.
You know I run a furniture store.
I'm having issues ordering some goods
and I really need a quick loan.
Can you stop caring so much
about money?
Hey, that's not fair to say.
This is really a great opportunity.
I have to seize it.
It'll take
roughly 270 thousand dollars.
So I thought of using
Xiao-ya's bakery as collateral.
But she wouldn't do it.
She just called me
- and gave me shit about it.
- Do you still love her?
I do. Of course I do.
After graduating from college
I've never laid eyes
on any other girls.
Bullshit.
When did you last have sex?
What the hell?
Watch your language.
Tell me.
It's been quite a while.
I would just jerk off
with online porn.
Hey, come on.
Are you going to help me or not?
I'm not helping you jerk off.
What are you talking about?
I mean help me convince her.
I'm home.
Hsiao Yung-chih.
It has been a long time.
It has been a while.
I'm right here.
How did you guys get hurt?
So you just crashed into each other?
Like this.
Dig in.
You haven't changed at all.
Tell me.
Where have you been all these years?
After graduation
I went to England.
I got a decent job over there.
I've been doing global trades
for a corporation
and I made a lot of money.
Good for you.
Did you get a girlfriend?
Did you get married?
Married?
No.
As for a girlfriend
I just broke up with her.
Why did you break up?
You're too picky.
Because A-chih
only has six months to live.
Lung adenocarcinoma.
Do you need to undergo chemotherapy?
Chemotherapy.
I don't want to.
It's too painful.
When I learned
that I got cancer
I did a lot of thinking.
I thought
instead of spending time
doing chemotherapy
I would rather spend time
doing things I enjoy.
So I want to go traveling.
The world is such a big place.
I want to take a trip
leaving no regrets.
Where would you like to go then?
You know
if you run into any trouble
feel free to tell me.
I'll be there for you.
Really?
I want to go on a trip with Xiao-ya.
Perhaps some other time.
I'm pretty occupied
by my company lately.
Just me and Xiao-ya.
Are you joking with me?
I'm not joking.
Xiao-ya, would you like to?
- I'll never let you regret it.
- Hsiao Yung-chih.
I guess it's okay.
Are you fucking kidding me?
- A-chih.
- Hsiao Yung-chih.
- What do you think we are?
- Stop it. You're grownups now.
You only ever think about yourself.
- Take this, bastard!
- No, stop tickling.
Why did you come back?
To make Xiao-ya leave you.
- Don't run away.
- Stop fighting.
Get over here!
Go to hell.
Three hundred thousand dollars!
- What?
- I'll give you 300 thousand dollars.
Are you serious?
Don't you need 270 thousand dollars
for the company?
I'll make it 300 thousand
if you let me
go on a trip with Xiao-ya.
Ho Shou-cheng.
Why are you hesitating?
I'm your wife.
What am I to you anyway?
Xiao-ya, listen to me.
Let's get this straight.
A-chih...
You and Xiao-ya
are just going on a trip together.
Nothing else will happen, right?
I believe you and A-chih
wouldn't do anything stupid.
You'll just be hanging out
with a good friend.
And for me,
after I get the 300 thousand dollars
I can save my company.
By doing this, I won't need to use
your bakery as collateral.
Besides,
it's 300 thousand dollars, Xiao-ya.
It's six figures.
Hundred, thousand,
hundred-thousand...
So not only did you plan
to sell my bakery
but you were going
to sell me as well?
Listen to me.
I don't necessarily want you to go.
You can say no to it.
Besides, don't put it like that.
I'm not selling you.
I'm just renting...
Fuck you!
I want a divorce.
Xiao-ya.
I love you.
- Love, my ass!
- Love, my ass!
Didn't we promise
never to say that word casually?
Divorce.
Don't you dare say it again,
Huang Xing-ya.
Divorce!
Is it really that awful?
You're doing this on purpose, right?
You're just here
trying to screw us over.
- I mean it, Xiao-ya!
- If you dare to hit him again
I'll go on a trip with him.
I don't care at all.
I'm going to punch you for sure.
You son of a bitch.
I thought you were my brother.
Do you really believe it's okay
to go after your friend's wife
and that there
won't be any consequences?
Fuck you!
Hey.
She's kind of cute.
Do you like her?
Yes.
How's the performance?
- Great!
- Great!
Is it touching?
- Yes!
- Yes!
Hey!
Girl with the ponytail.
The cute one.
My friend would like
to get to know you.
What are you doing?
Hey, who's the reckless idiot?
Do you dare to go after my Xiao-ya?
The Skull Gang.
What?
I'm sorry.
He's the one you're looking for.
- Skull Gang!
- What?
- Get him!
- You're asking for it.
Violence is not the solution!
Well, anyway...
Coming up next
The Guitar Club's
rendition of Groupies!
What should be wearing today?
- Don't be late, it's a slim chance
- Don't run!
I'm not quite ready yet
Dance along casually with the music
scream so hard for him
jump so high for him
Don't care that others
Are as obsessed with your smile as me
plunge myself forward for him
No crowd in the world
Can scare me off
My favorite guitarist
Has met my eyes today
For a fleeting second
Even if it's just a fleeting second
It feels like
Holding his hand in person
It's like telling him face-to-face
love you
Brother, we have to face the music.
love you
I'll cover for you.
I'll stop them, you keep running.
That's nonsense.
I'm not leaving you here alone.
We'll go down together.
Let's do this.
Keep running.
Guys, let's talk it out.
There must be some misunderstanding.
You dared to mess
with the Skull Gang?
Don't you know Xiao-ya
is our boss's girl?
And you tried to escape?
Don't you know?
Don't you know?
Stay away from Xiao-ya.
Do you hear me?
Why?
Don't talk back!
Didn't say anything.
Right, boss. He didn't say anything.
It's none of your business.
Just feel like beating them up.
Take this!
Xiao-ya.
Xiao-ya.
Xiao-ya.
FILING FOR DIVORCE
Divorce papers
and you already signed it?
Are you being serious?
Xiao-ya.
Huang Xing-ya.
The call is directed to voice mail.
Three, two...
Why did you sign it?
MR. HO, YOU SHOULD COME
TO THE OFFICE NOW!
A-chih, I'll make you pay for this.
It's office hours now.
Where is everyone?
- Mr. Ho!
- Mr. Ho!
- Congratulations.
- Mr. Ho, congratulations.
Wait, why are you congratulating me?
Didn't you mention a batch of goods
with a very high value last time?
We can make the purchase now.
The seller has agreed to the deal.
We can make it available online
and start taking orders!
- Yes!
- Yes!
- Time for champagne.
- Have the champagne and celebrate.
Here, come on.
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
How wonderful.
- It's great news.
- Yes!
Wait a minute.
Why would we be able
to make the deal suddenly?
Got a check for
300 thousand dollars this morning.
And you're the highest bidder.
So the seller agreed
to the deal immediately.
We'll be the first store
selling the set in Taipei.
- The first store...
- The first store...
Have you seen a
300 thousand dollars check before?
No? Well, have.
Wait.
Also
here is a card for you.
Did you open my mail?
I've been paying all your bills.
Of course would open your mail.
Take a look, hurry.
There's more to it. "Fuck you."
HSIAO YUNG-CHIH
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
That's really hilarious.
Hsiao Yung-chih, you bastard.
You didn't really
take my wife on a trip, did you?
Got you!
A NEW DEVICE
HAS LOGGED INTO YOUR ACCOUNWho logged into my email account?
Vivian, get me an e-Visa to Canada.
I'm heading to the airport.
I'm going to get my wife back.
They moved the flight to tomorrow?
My goodness.
That was a great story.
Great, my ass.
Mean, you know...
It was a terrible story.
So your wife
signed the divorce papers
and now she's on a trip
with that guy?
Oh, man.
- Hey.
- Yes?
Wanted to come here
and say I'm sorry
- but guess what?
- What?
Caught them...
Having sex!
- No...
- Sex?
No! Hug!
Hugging!
And?
In the open!
And that's it?
Oh, come on.
First, you hug.
Then you kiss
- and then you...
- Have sex!
No! No sex!
What should do?
Well, you need proof.
Here she comes.
Gosh, the brake is not working!
That's really dangerous.
Too dangerous.
You're flying too far away.
This scene was in last week's TV show
It Started With A Kiss.
Which of you
has been following that show?
It was him.
Excuse me.
Do you guys want to join
the guitar club?
Here, you guys can think about it.
You're too scared of the Skull Gang.
Forget it then.
Well, who cares? We're in.
We're not afraid of them.
Yes, we're in.
But why would you want to recruit us?
To come up
with such lame tricks to get girls
you guys must
have a lot of free time.
Hey, what is that supposed to mean?
But she made a good point.
What? Are you out of your mind?
Besides
thought you wanted
to get to know me.
Guys, it was just a prank.
Why are you still harassing Xiao-ya?
Like her so much.
A-chih, run!
Good evening, a table for two?
We have the reservation
under rooms 1005 and 1006.
It's 500 dollars?
Per day.
It's too expensive.
Come on, Ho.
Work with me.
Brother, you're from...
- Taipei.
- And this is?
Quebec.
And that is...
My wife and a bastard.
Yes, she's with another man.
What's wrong?
Are you having trouble
with the high heels?
A little bit, but it's fine.
I'll just go and change
into another pair of shoes later.
It's better not to walk then.
A-chih, what are you doing?
They are not going to stay
in Quebec forever.
They've already hugged
and then they might kiss
and then they might...
Take a shower together!
Yes...
It's 500 per day.
Okay.
Hey, why do you have all this?
You know, girlfriends
they leave things in your car.
Nice.
Look, what's this?
- It's your...
- Madam.
Here's the menu.
May introduce some of our specials?
Yes.
Smoked duck and steamed pumpkin
flavored with French mayonnaise.
- Also, the signature soup.
- Cheers.
Hey, sweetheart.
What would you like to have?
Whatever.
That's great.
Show me the most expensive dish
on the menu?
Our romantic dinner combo
for two is 500 dollars.
- Perfect.
- Thank you.
See it, 500 dollars.
Breathe.
Remember who you are?
Okay? You're a girl.
Okay, it's too expensive.
Yes, well you know...
A flower for you.
A rose.
Impressive.
Take a look inside.
Food is here.
This is
the lady's.
The mister's.
Bon appetit.
Thank you.
That's a small plate.
This is baby food.
This is a duck from Quebec.
- It's amazing.
- It's in such small portions.
- Awesome.
- It's like I'm getting a Happy Meal.
Is this for free?
Yes.
- Now you're talking.
- Start enjoying, all right?
Have to get what paid for
after spending all the money.
Ho, I'm reading what she's saying.
- Oh my god.
- What?
Think they have
a big trip planned together.
Tell you,
Maple Road is 800 km long.
Right now, it has the best scenery.
It's the perfect time
to fall in love.
Perfect time to fall in love?
Yes, you're in trouble.
- Oh my god
- Shit.
Oh my god, is he going to propose
right here,
on the first day of the trip?
- Hey, we need to stop them!
- This is so problematic.
He's trying to marry your wife.
Hey, we need to stop them!
We need some proof.
It's really messed up.
- We need some proof.
- Stop it!
Ryan, help me.
Oh my god.
- Don't move.
- I'm sorry.
Stay there.
Oh my god, everybody.
I'm so sorry,
but can't believe this.
- What is she doing?
- Manager.
- Hey...
- Hey, let go, man.
Hey, man.
Don't want to see you
come back to my restaurant.
- Get out of here right now.
- We're sorry.
- Get out!
- Know, I'm sorry.
Didn't know his pants
were so loose!
Ryan, are you sure
you're here to help?
Enjoy your good times now.
Once find the proof,
you'll be crawling back to me.
There...
It's beautiful!
Hey...
Sorry.
Have you ever wondered
if cakes in Canada taste different?
Let's go try it then.
- Go that way.
- Okay.
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
- Hello.
- Hello.
We would like some cake.
Want to hear your story
about why you like cake so much?
Don't you think dessert is something
that represents the joy
we can reach so easily.
Whether you're feeling good or bad
just taste a piece of it
then you'll be getting
great satisfaction.
It's true.
Tasting it feels so joyful.
Hey...
Ryan, would you look at them?
Yes, just two friends
having a good time!
No, they are "kiss kiss me me."
"Kiss kiss me me"?
What does that mean?
Mean PDA.
Ho.
This isn't really how I pictured
driving down 800 km of Maple Road.
You know,
the beautiful autumn leaves.
- The perfect time to fall in love.
- Time to fall in love
right?
Nobody's falling in love in this car.
Yes.
And nobody's falling in love
in that car.
What? What do you know?
No one is going to cheat on you
and nothing is going to happen.
Happen?
I am so smart.
If nothing is going to happen
let's make something happen
on their trip.
Why do you have
to keep messing with them?
Because he messed with me first.
All right, so...
Who is that guy?
It's a long story.
Let's take a look.
Here it goes.
The only requirement
of entering the club
is to finish this application form.
It might be a bit overwhelming
but it's for making the lessons
in line with your ability.
She's so cool.
You've got to be kidding me.
It's more than overwhelming,
it's unbearable.
Let's check out
the part about relationships.
"How many secret crushes do you have?
How many love confessions
have you made?"
Wait.
If the boss of the Skull Gang
finds out we're in the club
he would beat the crap out of us.
If you can win her over
the boss of the Skull Gang
would have a mental breakdown
because of a broken love.
I want to see that.
See what?
He'll just beat us
until we break down too.
That's what he wants to see.
"Huang Xing-ya's application form."
Really?
Let's take a look.
Go to the second page.
She has received
ten love confessions before.
- Are you done?
- "No love interest."
We're done.
Stop messing
with the club properties.
I'll put it back for you.
Right, he'll put it back.
We have finished the form.
- Then come out and practice.
- Okay.
I have two new members here.
We haven't had new members
for a long time.
I'm the president, Mango.
I'm Apple.
- I'm Strawberry.
- I'm Blueberry.
I'm Banana.
- And you are?
- Kiwi.
I'm Papaya.
- A type of fruit, come on.
- I can't do it.
Yes, you can.
- That's one thing I can't do.
- You gave me your words.
Just this once, all right?
I know.
- This is the C Chord.
- Press on both of these, right?
Yes.
Yes!
Papaya
Oh, Kiwi
I've eaten them all
Eaten them all
Yes!
"Fruit Platter After Dinner."
I wrote it.
Damn it, knock it off!
Aren't you tired yet?
You've been playing all day.
Do you have too much time
on your hand?
- What's your problem?
- What's your problem?
You're fucking disturbing.
My friend is going to confess
at school tomorrow.
You better back off.
Is he going after a girl?
- Yes.
- Is he singing her a love song?
- That's right.
- I did that once too.
Really? What did you sing?
- "Love You Ten Thousand Years."
- No shit.
Go get her tomorrow.
Sure. Yes.
- I'm sorry about the noise.
- Don't worry about it, man.
Carry on.
Ho.
- What?
- Do you still love her?
Ryan, marriage isn't only about love.
It's about...
Wait.
Who said marriage?
I asked you do you love her?
What is this?
I have a song.
I want to dedicate it to Xiao-ya.
Five, six, seven, eight.
My love, it's going wild
Why would your brake
Keep failing to work?
I love you
I love you so
Be with me
- Xiao-ya.
- Xiao-ya.
- Come be with our boss.
- Come be with our boss.
It's you guys again.
Skull Gang!
Get them.
PEACE AND LOVE
You're the vast ocean
I'm the rain falling upon you
I've lost the shape of myself
I look at afar
There is the appearance of love
I used to wander alone
I used to believe and got let down
You've cut through all the perplexity
The confused love
Will finally be liberated
Who are you?
You got me mad in love
Got me the courage
To go against the world
Within the same body and form
There's the same feeling
Of love and be loved
Who I love...
- A-cheng!
- Xiao-ya!
Watch out.
- Fuck!
- Is he dead?
Hey.
I don't like you.
Why?
I like boys who can play the guitar.
Skull Gang.
We're going to learn
how to play guitar.
But I just learned
how to play the rattles.
Watch yourself.
HOW WILL YOU GET GIRLS WITHOUKNOWING HOW TO PLAY THE GUITAR?
Thinking back, what A-cheng did
was pretty awesome.
He suffered
that five stitches for you.
If it happened all over again
I might not rush forward then.
Why?
No reason.
Do you think
he's still the same person as before?
Yes, of course I do.
Why are you so sure?
Well, there's a test.
A test?
Listen carefully to what I say.
Okay.
Relax.
Nice.
Picture your girlfriend.
Your lovely girlfriend
is standing in front of you
and smiling at you.
Hi, Ryan.
She reaches her hands out
and you reach your hands out too.
Your hands are so soft.
Suddenly
a man walks by
and grabs her tits.
Oh, no!
Wait, what's happening?
Why is he grabbing her tits?
- Wait, what the hell is going on?
- Grab her tits!
I'll tell him to let go.
- What the hell?
- If you are angry
it means you love her.
- Let go of her tits!
- Awkward.
Hey, is that your girlfriend?
Yes. She is my girlfriend.
Caitlyn, you said
you'll come back to me.
What a coincidence.
I have magic.
Stop this magic.
Hey!
Caitlyn.
You said those titties were mine!
You are driving.
Stop the car, let's talk!
I'm
busy.
Stop the car!
Oh my god!
- Stop!
- Stop!
Hallelujah!
Caitlyn.
Caitlyn!
Hey, Ryan.
You almost killed me.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry about this.
Are you okay?
Oh, man.
Your story beats mine.
Welcome to camping at Mont-Tremblant.
So there are the ingredients.
Yes, for the cooking.
Everything is there.
- Nice.
- So you can use it later on.
I hope you lovely couple
enjoy your stay here.
No...
We're not a couple.
No?
She's my best friend's wife.
Oh, I guess why not?
That's fun.
Okay.
Have a nice day.
We're not a couple.
Never mind.
That's fine.
No matter where you hide
the top of the mountains
or the bottom of the ocean
I'll get to you.
Dinner time.
It smells so good.
Did you hear that?
What was that sound?
I didn't hear anything.
Bear!
Where is the bear?
A-chih.
I don't want to die just yet.
I'm coming for you. Go to hell!
I'll end you.
I'm already in a bad mood.
You think you're a tough bear?
That's your husband.
God bless you!
You are a baby bear.
Your name
is Barberesquebarolobeaverboo.
- What?
- Just a bear, okay?
And what are bears?
Scary.
Calm down now.
Calm down.
As you can see, I'm the park ranger.
This is my bear.
All right, what's happening?
He just came out of nowhere
and attacked us.
Yes, well,
you've got the stick, right?
Is anyone hurt?
Yes.
He hurt my friend.
Very well.
I think my bear
is in worse shape, right?
It almost scared me to death, man.
Well, I'm sorry, listen.
This guy has been having
some mood swings.
They were like a bear and wife and...
She left with another bear
and that bear and him,
they were like best friends.
- It's super messed up.
- What are you talking about, man?
It's bear drama, okay? All right.
- What are you talking about, man?
- I'll leave you guys. All right.
Have a great night.
A-chih, how are you doing?
I'll go get your medicine, okay?
A-chih.
Maybe we should just head back.
Your body is not going to hold on.
I don't want to die in the hospital.
You really haven't changed at all.
You're always so hot-headed.
You do whatever you feel like doing.
I'm not like that at all.
I really thought
I was ready to face death.
A-chih.
Where do you think we'd go
after passing away?
Back to
the immense presence of the universe.
There will be a star
gathering our fondest memories.
Then after we all reach
the starry sky
you can take us
on an interstellar trip.
Add a little bit more color.
I made this cake
hoping you guys
would do well on the graduation exam.
Are you going to open a bakery?
I haven't given it much thought.
If you own a bakery,
I would visit it every day.
Thank you.
How is it?
It's not that bad.
You're screwing with me.
It's so salty.
Really?
She used salt instead of sugar.
Idiot.
How can I make such basic mistakes?
Well, I think it's delicious.
- Something's wrong with your tongue.
- Yes, stop eating it, A-cheng.
This one is good,
it tastes pretty sweet.
Right.
Even Xiao-ya's poop
would be aromatic to you.
That's right
and it's none of your business.
Stop talking crazy.
- You can eat your own poop.
- All right, knock it off, you two.
Stop it.
You babies, you're about
to be college graduates now.
- Don't be so childish.
- I'm not being childish.
I have already planned out my future.
- About my future, I want to...
- He wants to start
a trading company.
That's right.
And import some furniture
some books
and then buy a decent car.
What about you?
I would probably go back to England.
You're going back to England?
Are you not going
to stay here with us?
Or do you want to marry me, Xiao-ya?
Then I'll stay in Taiwan for you.
You can still enjoy cake
without having to do it yourself.
Right? We can travel around
and live wherever we want.
We don't even have to buy a house.
Xiao-ya loves making cakes.
She would like to do it herself.
How will you take her abroad
if you have no job?
Well, if I can make
the best of this moment
I can make the best of the future.
You can have it your way.
I'll have Xiao-ya.
That's enough.
I I hope we can be friends /I
I for a lifetime! /I
I I've been wanting to ask you. /I
Why did you leave us
without telling us?
Because it's cool.
Cool? That's a dick move, okay?
We couldn't find you anywhere.
I guess I needed to clear my head.
Have you worked it out then?
Did you see that?
Yes, they're not doing anything.
For women,
they trade their whole life
and their youth for marriage.
When the marriage is gone
her youth
perishes as well.
When I get back
I think
I will really divorce A-cheng.
Xiao-ya.
Marriage isn't everything
in your life.
Do you know what
is the most important thing in life?
It's the heart.
It's not going to last long.
Feel it.
Okay, my turn.
Stop it.
Stop it.
I need to use the restroom.
Hey, Ryan.
I think I have proof.
- What?
- Yes.
Proof?
Look. That's not proof.
Okay.
What?
Listen, brother, okay?
They're already touching each other,
then they're going to hug.
Then they're going to kiss
and then they're going to...
Take a shower together!
All right, listen,
come up with a plan, okay?
Don't let this happen to you.
Hey, I have an idea.
Hi, handsome.
Are you here by yourself?
Yes, for the moment.
- Cute.
- Ho.
- Oh my god, so cute.
- Ho.
Are you sure this plan will work?
I know him
better than his parents, okay?
Okay, so your wife
is going to get jealous
because the man
she's going on a trip with
is having drinks with the two girls
that you bought drinks for.
I don't think this adds up.
- Just trust me.
- Awesome.
- Lovely.
- That's how I love it.
- Let's finish it.
- You're going to drink it all now?
Oh my god, girl,
we're going to get so drunk.
So bubbly.
Oh my gosh.
- What is it?
- What happened?
- Oh my gosh!
- What is it?
I'm so sorry!
- Did he puke blood?
- Let's go.
- Shit.
- What's wrong with you?
Are we going to kill him?
Technically, you didn't do anything
but this is still pretty bad.
I need to help him.
A-chih.
Are you all right?
- I need my medicine.
- Where did you leave it?
In my room, let's go.
I'll carry you.
Sorry.
Man.
Take this.
Are you sure don't want
to go to the doctor?
Get some rest then.
- Xiao-ya.
- Hey, watch out.
Don't go.
Stay here with me.
Don't leave me alone.
I'll stay.
Who is it?
Hello?
Is anyone here?
That's weird.
Weird.
Over here?
Happy birthday!
- A-chih, Xiao-ya.
- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
Hurry, make a wish.
Did you make this?
Do you have to ask?
What do you think?
My first wish
is I hope everyone
stays healthy and safe.
Stays healthy?
That's a practical wish, all right?
Fine. Next one.
I hope we can all
become rich and successful.
Can you be a bit more creative?
- Yes.
- Okay.
The third wish.
The most important one.
Are you keeping it to yourself?
- You don't want to tell us?
- Yes.
- You have to tell us.
- Say it.
It won't happen if I say it.
If it didn't happen,
we can help you make it happen.
Come on.
Hurry up.
My third wish is
I hope...
I hope that Xiao-ya can be with me.
He's confessing his love to you.
Gosh.
Maybe we should cut the cake first.
Hey, you blew all my candles, my...
My wishes would never happen then.
Are you...
Are you saying yes?
Yes!
You moron.
My cake.
Quick, let's finish it
before the ants get here.
If I were an ant,
I wouldn't eat Xiao-ya's cake.
I tasted it myself this time,
all right?
It's really delicious, I mean it.
See? I'm quite talented, right?
- Really?
- Yes.
It's good.
Here, have some more.
A-chih.
A-chih, you look
like you're eating shit.
Hey, are you calling my cake shit?
Have some too, Xiao-ya.
This shit tastes pretty good.
Come on, let's eat shit together.
I want to eat tempura.
It's good, right?
Let me get some for you.
This is going to be a strike.
You can do it.
Do you want the chicken or this?
How about you? What do you want?
I want you to choose first.
- Is it good?
- Delicious.
- The fried chicken is good too.
- No, I want the tempura.
- Tempura.
- You guys are really hitting it off.
I'm like a third wheel.
I'll get going.
- Don't go.
- Don't you want to have some?
This first night
belongs to you two.
Brother.
Happy birthday.
- I'm out.
- Bye, good night.
There's still plenty of food.
Do you want to grab one to go?
You guys are so sweet together.
That salty food is perfect for you.
Xiao-ya.
Have you seen A-chih today?
I haven't seen him all day.
He wouldn't even pick up the phone.
He wouldn't pick up the phone?
Let me call him then.
Sure.
I The number you're calling
is not available. /I
His phone is turned off.
Turned off?
That's weird.
I'll check the dorm then.
Okay, I'll call you
after the band practice.
Okay.
Here's your pay for four days.
I don't want to do this anymore.
What about all the proof
you were trying to get?
I'm here for all the wrong reasons.
All I wanted to do
was get my wife back
but everything I'm doing
is pushing her further
and further away.
I should just let her be.
She will be better off that way.
This is it?
Last night,
I almost killed my best friend.
I want to see if he's okay
then I'll be on my way.
Copy that.
Is everything okay?
If we're too close,
you'll look too suspicious.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- My bag.
- Hey! Get that guy!
- Come on!
- A-cheng.
Stop.
- Hey!
- Hey, you!
- Stop that guy.
- A-cheng!
- Hey, stop.
- A-chih.
Stop going after him.
Hey, slow down.
No, you slow down.
I have something to tell you.
You won't catch me.
I'll go around, you follow him.
Stop!
Wait...
- Come on!
- Hey, you stop.
Come on.
Give it to me.
- No.
- Who are you?
A-cheng.
A-chih.
- Rest here. I'll go after him.
- Over there.
A-chih.
- Xiao-ya.
- Stop chasing.
A-chih.
Don't go any further.
A-chih!
Don't go any further.
A-chih!
- Oh my god!
- A-chih!
Are you okay?
Call 911!
- A-chih.
- Are you okay?
Can somebody get help?
Doctor, how is he?
Are you guys family members?
Friend.
Friend.
I'm sorry, guys.
He didn't make it.
Okay, he suffered
from internal bleeding
as a result of the accident.
And the fact that
he's in the latest stages
of adenocarcinoma
made it impossible
for him to survive the surgery.
I'm so sorry,
but we did everything we could.
Why would you let him
run after you like that?
Don't you know he's sick?
I didn't mean to.
Why did you come here?
I didn't mean to.
I thought you were back in Taiwan.
I really didn't mean to cause this.
I didn't, really.
Why don't you just stay in Taiwan?
Why?
Why did you come here at all?
I didn't mean to.
Why did we have to meet you?
I didn't mean to.
I didn't mean to.
Why?
A-chih.
Why are you leaving so soon?
Well, I'm going back to England.
All of a sudden?
Hey, what's going on?
Family matters...
A-chih.
Xiao-ya.
Why didn't you tell me about it?
You even helped me win her over.
What do you take me for?
Are you playing me
like an idiot or like a fool?
I only helped you
because I take you as my brother.
I kept backing you up.
From the beginning to the end.
If I didn't help you at all
would you have gotten
the chance to be with her?
That senior
would eat you alive already, got it?
What exactly do you have
that I don't?
Well, Xiao-ya likes me
instead of you.
She chose to be with me.
Fine.
You want me to stay, right?
I'll stay to break you apart!
What are you talking about?
Are you afraid now?
- Hsiao Yung-chih!
- What's there to be afraid of?
Go ahead, push me over if you dare.
It's only two stories high.
If I fall,
I would only break a leg or two.
And it'll stop me
from going after Xiao-ya.
So why don't you do it?
I'm begging you.
Tell me what you want.
I'll give it all.
How about all my savings, okay?
Please don't take Xiao-ya
away from me.
What would I need your money for?
Relax, I won't take Xiao-ya
away from you.
If you dare mistreat her
I'll come back to make you pay.
Hello, A-cheng.
Have you found A-chih yet?
He...
No, I didn't find him.
But he has cleaned out his room.
I think he went back to England.
I kept wondering.
If back then...
If I let you be with Xiao-ya instead
would it be better?
I'm sorry.
Wake up.
Oh my god.
- Are you okay, man?
- What happened?
Are you okay?
Is this the hospital?
No, man.
Okay, here, put this on.
You're on the street.
How long did I pass out?
Five seconds?
Ho.
Are you okay, man?
- Where is A-chih?
- A-cheng.
Hey, A-chih.
What?
Don't go.
Don't go.
Stay here and take care of Xiao-ya.
I'll go.
Ho.
A-cheng.
A-cheng.
A-chih, are you okay?
My friend and I
wanted to talk, but...
- Well, talk to this.
- No...
- Do you want to talk? Let's talk.
- Hey, listen.
That's not good, okay?
He has a knife.
All right. Let's just let him go.
No.
That's Xiao-ya's birthday present.
I'm going to get it back.
I'm not giving anything back.
Hey, listen.
It's a birthday present.
Okay. Let's make a deal.
I give you all my cash,
you give me the bag, okay?
How much have you got?
- More.
- Hey, you need...
Why do you have money there?
I'm afraid of the thieves.
What?
Thief...
Thief? This is Canada.
- I know we're in Canada, but...
- No, but he...
All my cash, okay?
- Give it.
- The bag. Give me.
You give me the money.
Okay, at the same time. Okay?
- Okay, on three.
- Wait.
So is it one, two, three
or three, two, one?
What's the difference?
It's important, right?
But it is actually important.
Let's go...
with one, two, three.
Okay, easy.
- One.
- Okay, one.
- Two.
- Two.
- Hey!
- Hey, no! You're cheating.
The bag.
Oh, Ho.
Ho, are you okay?
Yes, I am okay.
The bag.
I got the bag.
Thank you.
Have you been following me?
All the way?
- Let's go.
- Hey, Xiao-ya, wait.
Our divorce papers.
I have signed it.
A-chih, I'll return
that 300 thousand dollars to you.
What about your company?
Don't worry.
I can handle it myself.
Xiao-ya.
For the last ten years
I've really mistreated you.
A-chih.
Take care of Xiao-ya for me then.
I'll head back to Taipei.
Ryan, let's go.
Hey, wait.
Come join us.
Let's finish
the rest of the trip together.
Take it as catching up with me.
I'm inviting you.
Forget it.
Ryan.
Let's go.
Where are you going?
Aren't they who you came here for?
No, I'm done.
Take me to the airport.
I'm off work.
I'm not driving you anywhere.
- You go with them.
- Hey.
- I've made up my mind.
- Ho Shou-cheng.
I'll count to three.
Are you coming?
One.
- Two.
- Fine, I'm coming.
- Let's go.
- Hey.
I'll be there with you in a minute.
In a minute.
Ryan.
Do you copy?
Copy that.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you.
Brother.
Bye.
I keep following.
It's so warm.
Well, I'll take the room upstairs.
You guys can have the one down here.
There are only two rooms?
Yes.
That's all right,
I'll take the couch.
Fine, suit yourself.
I'll hit the bed now, good night.
There should be
a blanket in the room.
I'll bring it to you later.
What are you doing?
Are you
making a cake?
Yes.
It looks good, right?
Hand me the measuring cup there.
Don't you think
it's a soothing process?
I'm sorry.
Perhaps being poor
really shook me as a kid.
I worked really hard
for a living in college.
And put in a lot of effort
to plan our future.
But when I started my career
I became so stingy.
Perhaps
I'm not quite the same person
as I was back then.
But you have to believe me.
The person who loves you
is still here.
I'll cherish every minute
I get to spend with you.
I get it now.
I can always make more money.
But Xiao-ya
you're my only one.
Happy birthday.
Damn you.
- Love me, don't go
Love me, don't go
- If you say that
If you say that
You don't love me
- I don't want to hear you
I don't want to hear you
- Say that for real
Say that for real
- Give me a bit of gentleness again
Give me a bit...
- Love me, don't go
Love me, don't go
- If you say that
If you say that
- You don't love me
You don't love me
- I don't want to hear you
I don't want to hear you
- Say that for real
Say that for real
- Give me a bit of gentleness again
Give me a bit of gentleness again
- A-chih, happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
Thank you.
Come, make your wish.
My last birthday.
The first wish.
I hope you can
forever
and ever be happy together.
And I want to give
whatever happiness that's left in me
to you two.
My second wish.
I hope you will always remember me.
Remember that
I once lived in your happiness.
Fuck, don't you two start crying.
Fine, the third wish.
Hey.
Tell us the third wish.
I told you guys back then.
Right?
Do it or I'll smash
the cake on you, hurry.
Fine, I'll say it.
What? Are you guys hiding something?
- You don't have to.
- My third wish.
Say it.
I hope we're still brothers
even after you know the truth.
I am sorry, Mr. Xiao.
But you have stage three
lung adenocarcinoma.
I strongly suggest
immediate hospitalization.
How long do I have left?
- I It depends on your health.
- This is my resignation letter.
How you respond
to any medication you try.
- It's...
- How long do I have left?
Maybe six months, give or take.
A-chih.
I don't have much time left.
I guess it's a gift from god.
What about you?
How are you and A-cheng doing?
I'm not sure.
Do you still love him?
Good.
I'll help you then.
Damn it.
Holy shit!
A-cheng.
Doctor, I have
stage three lung adenocarcinoma.
Lung adenocarcinoma?
WE'LL BE HOME LATER.
CAN YOU PREPARE DINNER?
I want to go on a trip with Xiao-ya.
I really don't see
where this is going.
Trust me, A-cheng
will come right after us.
Xiao-ya.
That dumb-ass.
He stayed overnight at the airport.
I told you.
You just fake a fall
and I'll catch you with a hug.
Let's rile him up a bit.
Will it work?
He's coming.
He's coming, hurry.
Here, hop in.
Xiao-ya.
A-chih, we should just head back.
Your body is not going to hold on.
Besides, I don't know if any of this
would help my marriage at all.
A-cheng is doing this because of you.
You need to put your faith in him
one more time.
- My bag.
- Hey! Get that guy!
Stop.
Hey, stop!
Xiao-ya.
For the last ten years
I've really mistreated you.
I haven't been a good husband at all.
Thank you.
It's freezing.
Who suggested to come here?
I did.
Why do you have gloves? Where's ours?
Yes, what about us?
You're the only one who has a pair.
That castle is beautiful.
Thank you.
I never would have thought
that the three of us
could go on a trip together again.
I need to use the toilet.
Let's go take some pictures up there.
Careful...
It's so cold.
What are you doing?
Hello, everyone.
I'm Hsiao Yung-chih.
My name is John
and I want to dedicate the song
to my very special friends.
I want to tell you guys that
life is an...
Life is an adventure.
A one-way journey of no return.
Happiness and sadness
are all part of the sceneries
along the way.
Never forget
the happiest moment
when we made the promise
with each other.
Let's dance.
Do you still remember?
This song.
Remember this?
Where did you get this?
I took it from the club's office.
What do you think?
HUANG XING-YA'S APPLICATION FORM
VISIT CANADA AND DANCE
WITH MY LOVED ONE IN THE SNOW
A-chih.
Any doctor here?
Call 911, please.
A-cheng, Xiao-ya.
Some joy
would only be appreciated after loss.
Some happiness
would be more precious
after fighting for it.
This trip is the last gift
I can give you.
I hope you can always remember
what we were.
Because of you
my time in college
is the most unforgettable moment
in my life.
Thank you for being there with me
at my final hours.
I have no remorse
and no regrets.
So when you think of me
don't be sad.
Look up the night sky
at the brightest star in the galaxy.
I'll be there.
It is full of
the fondest memories I had with you.
I hope we can be friends
for a lifetime!
I hope that we will never
forget this moment.
I hope that we can
travel the world together.
THERE'S AN EASTER EGG AT THE END
Have you done
the furniture store trade?
It still feels kind of sad
thinking about it.
Handing the goods
to someone else to profit from.
If they didn't also take in
our employees
I wouldn't want to sell it to them.
Come on.
They have the funding
and the operation.
You're lucky
they would even want to buy it.
Actually, I kept thinking
of asking A-chih about something.
What's that?
If he wanted to help us
why not just lend us
the 300 thousand dollars?
You're really dumb as a rock.
If he lent you
the 300 thousand dollars
it would only fix
your financial problem
not your personal problem.
Got it?
Here's a question for you.
If someone else
is giving you another 300 thousand
for taking me, your wife,
on another trip
would you have said yes?
Honestly
for a lot of guys
being given 300 thousand dollars
while the wife is gone on a trip
and no one is going to bug you
is quite an appealing option.
But I'm not that kind of a guy.
It sounds like you're mocking me
the other way around.
No, I'm not.
Wait. A-chih.
What are you planning to do next?
God must have let me live
for a reason.
So I'm planning to go to Africa.
Then I think that's the end of you.
Shut up.
Hey, here comes my ride.
Ryan.
Where is your hair?
Do you know me?
Do you really think you're capable
of chasing us
from Quebec to Toronto on your own?
Ryan is my personal assistant.
I hired him
specifically to take care of you.
You knew about this as well.
You know, they were really hard
to keep up with.
I had to put in
a lot of effort to make sure
you didn't get lost.
You know
the bear thing was a good idea.
So I'll let you go just this time.
There's a great saying
"Plans can never keep up
with changes."
- Right?
- There are plenty of good sayings.
You know Mandarin?
What?
- Why did I speak English with you?
- Bye, Xiao-ya!
- Bye.
- You hear that? He speaks Mandarin.
- Hey, Ho.
- Let's go.
- See you around.
- You tricked me.
Who do you think you are?
Bye.
I'm going to make him pay. Wait here.
Come back!
Get off! Hey!
Stop. Come back!
Wait for me.