Affluenza (2014) Movie Script
- "'WHO IS LIKE UNTO ME" SAID
THE CUB, 'BUT THEE?' PRIDE OF
HIS EARLIEST KILL.
THE JUNGLE IS LARGE, AND THE
CUBBY IS SMALL.
LET HIM THINK AND BE STILL."
DO YOU HUNT, MR. MILLER?
- NO.
- WELL, YOU OUGHT TO.
THAT QUOTE WAS BALOO TEACHING
MOWGLI THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE.
- THANK YOU FOR MEETING,
MR. CARSON.
IT WAS A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
- I WANTED TO MEET THE YOUNG
MAN WHO, UH, TOOK THESE
PICTURES.
I'M VERY, UH, KEEN ON EMERGING
ARTISTS.
COLLECTING ART IS A...
HOBBY OF MINE.
- WELL, I TAKE IT VERY
SERIOUSLY.
I'M GLAD YOU LIKE THEM.
- I DO, BUT THEY CONFIRM MY
SUSPICIONS.
THERE'S A FIRE SALE HAPPENING.
A GOING-OUT-OF-BUSINESS SALE FOR
THE BABY-BOOM GENERATION.
YOU KNOW, I-I DON'T QUITE KNOW
HOW WE FUCKED UP.
MAYBE IT WAS WHEN WE STARTED
GIVING YOU RIBBONS FOR
PARTICIPATION OR DRUGGING YOU
UP AT THE LEAST SIGN OF
DISCONTENT.
ALL YOU'RE QUALIFIED FOR IS TO
LIVE AT HOME, KEEP A BLOG...
AND PERSUADE THE REST OF YOUR
ENTITLED
FRIENDS THAT YOUR
WHIMSICAL SOCIAL COMMENTARIES
ARE INTERESTING.
THESE PICTURES
DON'T...
REPRESENT THE RISE OF A NEW
GENERATION.
TO ME, YOU SEE, THEY PERFECTLY
CAPTURE ITS DECLINE!
- RECENT DATA FROM THE
CENSUS BUREAU SAYS THAT THE
INCOME OF THE
U.S. MIDDLE CLASS
IS ON THE RISE, ALTHOUGH
POLLSTERS ARE TELLING THE
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES THEY
COULD STILL USE SOME HELP.
SENATOR McCAIN TALKED ABOUT AN
ECONOMIC PLAN THAT WOULD
RESTORE BOTTOM-UP ECONOMIC
GROWTH, AND SENATOR OBAMA
TALKED ABOUT ECONOMIC GROWTH
DESIGNED FROM THE GROUND UP.
- THANKS AGAIN.
- IT WAS HIS TIME.
- THANK YOU.
- THANKS.
I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE HOUSE.
- THANKS FOR COMING...
- WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER AT THE
HOUSE.
- I'LL SEE YOU BACK THERE,
OKAY?
THANKS SO MUCH.
- TAKE CARE.
- YOU KNOW, WE'LL -- WE'LL COME
AS MUCH AS WE CAN, YOU KNOW,
WE'LL MAKE A GREAT DONATION, AND
WE'LL SUPPORT THE TEMPLE AS MUCH
AS WE CAN.
- YOU KNOW, I'M A BUSY GUY.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING.
- EVERY, UM, NEW BEGINNING.
- ...SOME TIME NOW.
- YEAH, I GUESS SO.
- [ SIGHS ]
- THIS IS KATE'S COUSIN, IRA'S
KID, FISHER.
THIS IS MR. AND MRS. GOODMAN.
- OH, RIGHT, YEAH.
SORRY ABOUT YOUR GRAMPS.
- [ SIGHS ]
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- MM-HMM.
- SEE YOU IN THE LIMO.
I THOUGHT THE RABBI
DID A GREAT JOB.
THE SERVICE WAS BEAUTIFUL.
- WHERE WAS KATE
AT THE FUNERAL?
- SHE WAS WITH HER FRIENDS.
YOU'LL SEE HER BACK
AT THE HOUSE.
- I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
MAYBE STAY WITH YOU TWO A LITTLE
LONGER AFTER IRA LEAVES.
YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY THINKING
ABOUT TRANSFERRING TO A SCHOOL
IN THE CITY, SO IT'D BE REALLY
GOOD TO BE CLOSE BY.
- HMM?
- I THINK KATE
WOULD ENJOY THAT.
- HUH.
- HUH.
- [ SIGHS ]
YOU CALL YOUR FATHER "IRA"?
[ CHUCKLES ]
STAY AS LONG AS YOU WANT,
FISHER.
YOU WILL HAVE A LOT MORE FUN A OUR PLACE THAN YOU WILL AT THA MISERABLE ITHACA.
[ SIGHS ]
- THANK YOU, YEAH.
- HOW IS YOUR MOM AND YOUR
LITTLE BROTHER?
SHE MUST BE [INHALES DEEPLY]
WELL, SHE MUST BE MUCH
HAPPIER NOWADAYS.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO TIP-TOE
AROUND HIM.
RENEE AND I ARE STILL BES FRIENDS.
- [ SIGHS ]
DO ME A FAVOR, IRA.
LET'S NOT MAKE THIS YOUR
COMING-OUT PARTY.
WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE GAY.
[ SIGHS ]
- GUESS WE SHOULD TALK ABOU DAD'S WILL.
- TAKE A YEAR TO GET THE AUDI DONE ON THE ESTATE.
- GREAT, LET'S GO FROM ONE
AWKWARD CONVERSATION TO THE
NEXT.
- HEY!
YOU WATCH YOURSELF, SMARTASS!
YOUR GRANDFATHER'S GONNA FINANCE
AN ENTIRE EDUCATION YOU WANT!
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
- HEY, HONEY.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD. THANKS.
UM, DAD?
- CAN YOU RETURN THESE FOR ME
IN THE CITY?
- NO, BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB.
I GO TO AN OFFICE, AND I DO
SOMETHING EVERY DAY.
- I NEED A DRESS FOR DYLAN'S
PARTY.
- OKAY, YOU WILL RETURN THEM OR
GIVE THEM TO GOODWILL.
- MOM...
I NEED A PHOTOGRAPHER FOR MY
MODELING BOOK.
- OH, I'M SORRY.
- MARY!
- SPILL!
- MAYBE FISHER COULD TAKE YOUR
HEAD SHOTS.
YOU KNOW, HE'S REALLY GOOD.
- LISTEN, I'M --
THIS IS MY FAULT.
I-I CAN TAKE CARE OF IT.
- REALLY, LET ME
TAKE CARE OF IT.
- MARY, THE SHAKE -- CAN YOU
SPLIT IT FOR KATE AND I?
- YES.
- THANK YOU.
- SURE.
- MARY, IT'S OKAY.
I DON'T WANT IT.
- NO, BRING THE SHAKE, MARY.
HEY, HOLLOW OU THAT BAGEL AND GO
LIGHT ON THE CREAM CHEESE.
- RELAX.
- AND, KATHERINE, W-WHAT'D WE
SAY ABOUT THESE MACHINES ON THE
TABLE?
NOW, WE'RE A FAMILY.
WE DON'T HAVE THE BERRIES AND
THE iPODS AND THE TWEETERS AND
THE --
- DAD, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY BY
SAYING "BERRY," OKAY?
AND IT'S iPHONE, AND IT'S NOT A
MACHINE.
- TAKE THE PHONE OFF THE TABLE!
- PHIL.
CAN WE ALL JUST RELAX?
- [ SIGHS ]
- TAKE IT DOWN.
- LET'S GET GOING.
YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME GO THROUGH
GRANDPA'S STUFF.
- UM, I WAS THINKING ABOU GOING INTO THE CITY WITH PHIL
TODAY.
THERE'S A, UM, PROFESSOR THERE
THAT I'D REALLY LIKE TO MEET.
- I THOUGHT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
WOULD WANT TO GO THROUGH HIS
THINGS.
- I'M --
- WELL, WE ALL GRIEVE
DIFFERENTLY, IRA, OKAY?
YOUR SON'S A GO-GETTER, WANTS TO
MAKE SOMETHING OF HIMSELF.
THIS KID'S GOT A FUTURE.
HE
IS A REAL MILLER.
- OKAY.
JUST DON'T FORGET TO SEE WHA TYPE OF CAMPUS JOBS ARE
AVAILABLE, FISHER.
I'D HATE FOR YOU TO HAVE TO BEG
PHIL FOR MONEY.
- WHAT THE HELL IS THA SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
- HEY, LISTEN, I-I APOLOGIZE
FOR WHAT I SAID TO YOUR DAD, AND
I DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR THA STUFF.
YOU KNOW, I-I ADORE YOUR FATHER,
BUT SOMETIMES HE GOES OFF AT THE
MOUTH.
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S
TALKING ABOUT.
- I UNDERSTAND.
IT'S A SIBLING THING.
- BEFORE I FORGET, SPEND A
LITTLE TIME WITH YOUR COUSIN,
OKAY?
YOU'RE STAYING AT THE HOUSE.
MAYBE EARN YOUR KEEP A LITTLE
BIT.
- I DON'T THINK SHE WANTS ME
AROUND.
- KATHERINE DOESN'T KNOW WHA THE FUCK SHE WANTS, OKAY?
MY DAUGHTER LIKES TO WALK AROUND
MALLS A-AND BUY SHOES.
YEAH, HI.
YES, I WAS ON THE SUBWAY.
WHAT'S ALLIANZ AT?
BUY IT AT 19, 20, WHATEVER,
OKAY?
AND, UH, G.E.?
IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT.
LEGG MASON? SHORT IT.
GOOD, GOOD.
AND VANGUARD -- JUST SHORT THE
SHIT OUT OF IT, OKAY?
I WANT TO MAKE SOME MONEY.
BECAUSE I'M IN THE FUCKING
BUSINESS OF MAKING MONEY.
THAT'S WHY.
GOD DAMN IT.
JESUS CHRIST.
COME ON, FISHER, LET'S GO.
- HEY, PHIL!
- HEY, RAFAEL!
HOW YOU DOING, YOU SON OF A
BITCH?!
HOW'D YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT?!
HE'S AN ASSHOLE.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- LISTEN, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THIS, ART SCHOOL, LA, LA,
LA, BUT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO
DO -- YOU WANT TO GO TO BUSINESS
SCHOOL.
IT'S THE SMART THING.
- GRANDPA THOUGHT I SHOULD
PURSUE PHOTOGRAPHY.
- [ SPUTTERS ]
GRANDPA DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE
FUCK HE WAS TALKING ABOUT, OKAY?
AND HE WAS A NUMBERS GUY.
- YOU HAVE SOME VERY POWERFUL
IMAGES IN HERE.
MUCH STRONGER THAN THE PORTFOLIO
YOU E-MAILED.
- THANK YOU.
SO, UH, LISTEN, I HAVE TO ASK
YOU.
DO YOU THINK I HAVE A SHOT?
- I WISH I COULD SAY.
IT'S NO UP TO ME OR MY DEPARTMENT.
- YEAH, WHAT I MEAN IS, UM...
YOU THINK YOU COULD PUT IN A
GOOD WORD FOR ME WITH
ADMISSIONS?
- KEEP SHOOTING.
MY CLASSES WILL BE EVERY
THURSDAY AFTERNOON AT 3:00 THIS
FALL SEMESTER.
YOU CAN AUDIT THE CLASS, AND
I'LL LOOK AT YOUR WORK.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
- I HAVE TO HIT THE ROAD.
HERE.
IT WAS GRANDPA'S.
[ SIGHS ] HE LEFT IT FOR YOU.
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
HERE.
[ CLICK ]
LOOK, YOUR MOM AND I ARE GONNA
BE FINE.
AND SO ARE YOU.
- YEAH. THANKS.
- AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT PHIL
AND ME FIGHTING.
IT WON'T HAVE ANY AFFECT ON YOUR
STAYING HERE.
THEY LOVE YOU.
JUST GO EASY ON THE SARCASM,
OKAY?
- [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
YEAH.
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
DRIVE SAFE, OKAY?
- MM-HMM.
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
- YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER DUMPED
DYLAN.
YOU GOOGLED HIS STEPFATHER?
- YEAH.
HE'S LOADED.
HIS MOM SCORED.
- I HEARD HE'S, LIKE, THIS
BRITISH BILLIONAIRE.
- [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
[ SIGHS ]
- WHAT ARE YOU WEARING TONIGHT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- IT'S A WHITE PARTY, RIGHT?
- UM...
- WEAR SOMETHING WHITE?
- BUT I THINK YOU CAN CHEAT I A LITTLE BIT.
I MEAN -- WHO'S THAT GUY?
- THAT'S MY COUSIN.
FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE.
HE'S REALLY ANNOYING.
- WHAT'S UP?
- HELLO.
THIS IS JODY.
- YOU'RE FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE?
- NO, I'M FROM ITHACA.
- HE'S FROM ITHACA.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- IS IT COOL IF I SMOKE WEED
BACK HERE?
- YOU'RE SMOKING ALREADY.
- [ LAUGHS ]
YOU KNOW, KATE, I CAN TAKE THOSE
HEAD SHOTS FOR YOU IF YOU WANT.
- NO.
- DUDE, PASS THAT MARLEY.
- YOU ARE SUCH A POTHEAD.
- MM-HMM.
MY FRIEND'S BROTHER GROWS IT.
- THANKS.
- SO I GOT A NICE SUPPLY.
- WHAT? IT'S JUST POT.
- SO, THERE'S NO SUN IN ITHACA?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
- [ SIGHS ]
- FISHER, THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND,
TODD.
- HEY, MAN.
SO, I HEAR YOU'RE TRYING TO GE INTO MY SCHOOL.
- YEAH, I AM.
- FISHER IS KINDA CUTE.
- YOU'RE KIND OF STONED, JODY.
- HELL, I'D SUCK HIS DICK IF HE
COULD GET ME MORE OF THIS WEED.
- EW!
- [ LAUGHS ]
- IT'S, UM, $60 AN 1/8.
- DEAL.
SO, YOU COMING WITH US TONIGHT?
- NO.
- WHERE AM I NOT GOING?
[ CHUCKLES ]
- YOU CAN BE MY PLUS ONE.
- YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- NO, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR.
NO.
- WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE
HIM SHOPPING?
- TODD.
- COUSIN'S ABOUT TO MAKE A LO OF MONEY.
- TODD.
- 1, 2, 3, 4.
- NICE.
CHAMPAGNE?
- ABSOLUTELY.
- WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- PARTY'S OUT BACK.
FOLLOW THE MUSIC.
[ CHEERING IN DISTANCE ]
- SOONER WE GET FUCKED, THE
BETTER.
- WHERE'S MATT?
- CHAMPAGNE?
- THANKS.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
- DO YOU HAVE ANY WORDS FOR THE
HOST?
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- AWESOME PARTY, DYLAN.
- THIS PARTY SUCKS, BABE.
- CUT. CUT.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
- [ LAUGHS ]
- NO, STOP!
- [ LAUGHING ]
- COME ON.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ PIANO MUSIC PLAYING ]
- [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
- I WANT TO
GO HOME [ indistinct]
- COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[ SCOFFS ]
- I WANT TO GO HOME.
- SORRY, D-DIDN'T SEE YOU GUYS.
[ PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
- YO, WHAT UP, LONG ISLAND?
MAKE SOME NOISE IN HERE
TONIGHT IF YOU'RE HAVING FUN!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
MY MAN DYLAN PAID A LOT TO HAVE
ME HERE TONIGHT.
WELL, MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE
HOST WITH THE MOST, MY MAN DYLAN
HIMSELF!
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK
YOU.
IT WAS WORTH EVERY SINGLE PENNY
TO HAVE YOU HERE TONIGHT, MAN.
- GIVE IT UP FOR DYLAN AND HIS
MOM, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
- WHOO!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
- SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, ITHACA.
- MNH-MNH.
NO, NO, I'M NOT A DANCER.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- DID YOU BRING ME POT?
- DID I BRING YOU WHAT?
- POT!
- NO.
- COME ON.
OH!
- THIS IS SUCH A WASTE!
- I MEAN, WHOEVER THREW THIS
PARTY HAS NO TASTE.
- YOU'RE FUNNY, DYLAN.
- DYLAN CARSON.
- OH.
I'M -- I'M SORRY.
I-I-I DIDN'T...
I...
SORRY.
- TO THINK THAT YOU TWO SHARE
THE SAME GENE POOL.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE
RELATED?
- DYLAN. DYLAN.
THERE'S SOME IMPORTANT PEOPLE I
WANT YOU TO MEET.
TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN.
- YES, MOTHER.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
- THANK YOU.
- HEY!
YO!
- WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
- YOU HAVE AMAZING SHIT!
- THANK YOU.
- TASTE IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
- WHOO!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
- HEY!
- [ LAUGHS ]
- OKAY, NOW.
- I'M SORRY.
JUST TRYING TO GET US OUT OF
THIS.
WELL, THAT WAS AWESOME, MAN.
- OH, MY GOD, THE MUSIC WAS SO
GOOD.
- YOU SHOULDN'T BE WEARING
THOSE HEELS, BABE.
- [ SNORING ]
- SHOULD WE DRAW ON HER FACE?
- NO.
- [ SNORING CONTINUES ]
- SHE HAS A SUMMER JOB IN THE
MORNING -- HOW ANNOYING.
- [ SNORING CONTINUES ]
- SHE HAS A PERFECT BODY.
- EW!
YOU'RE SUCH A PERV.
- I-I'M NOT A PERV.
[ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
I'M A BEAUTY ENTHUSIAST.
- AND A DRUG DEALER.
- [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
AH, THAT'S WHY I'M NOT IN SCHOOL
THIS SEMESTER.
- [ BLOWS ]
- BUT SOMEHOW, MY DAD MANAGED
TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING
EXPELLED.
[ SIGHS ]
- [ SIGHS ]
- M-MY HEART'S BEATING REALLY
FAST.
- IN A GOOD WAY?
- NO.
[ SIGHS ]
[ Sighing ] OH, MY GOD.
I THINK I'M HAVING A HEAR ATTACK.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY.
DON'T LAUGH AT ME.
- [ LAUGHS ]
I'M NOT LAUGHING AT YOU.
YOU'RE JUST BUGGING OUT A LITTLE
BIT.
YOU'RE FINE.
HEY...
RELAX.
LAY DOWN, BREATHE.
YOU'LL BE GOOD IN LIKE 10
MINUTES.
- I never smoked pot before.
- SERIOUSLY?
WOW.
- I'M HAVING A REACTION.
- YOU'RE OKAY.
JUST BREATHE.
- [ SIGHS ]
DON'T ACT SO COOL.
I REMEMBER YOU WERE A GEEK.
- [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
- YEAH, I REMEMBER.
AND YOU USED TO HAVE GRANDPA'S
MAGNIFYING GLASS.
AND YOU USED TO CALL YOURSELF...
- Both: SHERLOCK HOLMES.
- YEAH. [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
I REMEMBER.
YOU KNOW, MY THERAPIST SAID THA WAS A DEFENSE MECHANISM.
ALL THE CLUES AND TRYING TO
FIGURE STUFF OUT.
'CAUSE MY PARENTS ARE SO MESSED
UP.
- [ SNIFFS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
- [ SNORING SOFTLY ]
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
- SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR
GRANDFATHER.
- THANKS, MAN.
AM I SITTING IN YOUR SPOT OR
SOMETHING?
- [ LAUGHS ]
IT'S A PUBLIC PARK.
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
- SO?
- THE POINT IS, WHY DID YOU
THINK MY PARTY WAS SUCH A WASTE?
- I, UH...
I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST -- I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN
TO A PARTY LIKE THAT BEFORE.
- RESENTMENT IS NOT SUPERIOR TO
EARNING MONEY.
- YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
- YOU'RE INTERESTING.
I WANT TO TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE.
NOT NOW.
RIGHT NOW.
- UM, I -- I'M SORRY.
ARE YOU TRYING TO INVITE ME
SOMEWHERE?
IS THAT WHAT THAT IS?
- THIS IS FANTASTIC.
- HEY, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
[ SIGHS ]
- THANKS.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
MIND IF I TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU?
- YEAH, SURE.
- SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR
COUSIN.
DO YOU THINK TODD MAKES HER
HAPPY?
- [ SIGHS ] I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T THINK KATE HAS A LOT TO
COMPLAIN ABOUT.
- GIRLS LIKE KATE, THEY ALWAYS
WANT SOMETHING BETTER.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
GUY LIKE YOU COULD HAVE ANY GIRL
HE WANTS.
- NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT KATE.
FISHER, HELP ME WIN HER HEART.
I'M NOT ASK YOU TO SELL ME WEED.
- S-- WHAT? HOW DO YOU...
- I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO
GET TRANSFERRED TO A CERTAIN
SCHOOL OUT HERE.
MY STEPFATHER HAPPENS TO BE A
TRUSTEE.
I CAN GET YOU AN INTERVIEW THERE
IF YOU WANT.
- I'M NOT GONNA BE HERE FOR
VERY LONG, SO, I-I --
- I CAN CHANGE THAT.
BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.
- LOOK, I-I THINK WE SHOULD
PROBABLY HEAD BACK TO SHORE.
- YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
- ANOTHER ROUND FOR TEAM
KAZANOFF.
WATCH YOUR GAME, FLINCHES.
- DAD, STOP.
SERIOUSLY, COME ON.
- LET'S GO CHECK OUT THIS
PROPERTY IN SANDS POINT I THINK
YOU CAN FLIP.
THEN IF YOUR SON'S LUCKY, HE'LL
CRUISE TOWN IN MY NEW ASTON FOR
YOUNG TAIL.
- MATT.
- MAYBE GRAB BELUGA STEAK.
- MUST BE ANNOYING NOT TO HAVE
A PLACE TO LET IT RIP, JACK.
- YOU THINK I WORRY ABOUT A
SPEEDING TICKET AT THIS POINT IN
MY LIFE?
- IS THIS THE GUY?
- YEAH.
- LISTEN, SCHOOL'S STARTING,
AND WE NEED -- WE NEED A LOT.
- I CAN DO THAT.
- HURRY UP, MATT, OR WE'LL
DITCH YOU!
- [ SIGHS ]
[ SNIFFS DEEPLY ]
I CAN WORK WITH THAT.
BRING HIM BY THE PAD SOMETIME,
GOODMAN.
- ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHO HIS DAD IS, RIGHT?
YOU WANT TO.
HE KNOWS EVERYONE IN THE CITY.
JUST LEAVE YOUR BIKE.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
- [ LAUGHS ]
- STOP DOING THAT.
- LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR YOU,
BABY.
- OH, OH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- HOW ABOUT THAT BACK TABLE?
- UM, THAT'S RESERVED FOR
DYLAN CARSON.
- FOR CARSON?
- MM-HMM.
- ME AND FISH WERE AT HIS
LABOR DAY EVENT.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ME?
- I HAD TO TAKE MY BOYFRIEND.
- TODD, YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE
WHO'S NOT GAY, YOU SURE SAY A
LOT OF HOMOEROTIC THINGS.
- [ GIGGLES ]
- SHUT UP.
- I LIKE HIM.
[ LAUGHS ]
- YEAH, HE'S GREAT.
- UM, PLEASE.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- YOU GIVE CARSON A TABLE AND
PUT ME HERE?
- SORRY, TODD.
WE'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
STAY FOR DESSERT.
- [ LAUGHS ]
WOW.
- HOW'S EVERYTHING OVER HERE?
- DUDE, SHE FUCKS LIKE YOU
THINK A LATIN CHICK WOULD FUCK.
[ SIGHS ]
BUT DON'T TELL KATE, ALL RIGHT?
IT'S JUST BETWEEN US.
- YEAH.
- WATCH IT, DICK.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- HEY, JODY.
- HEY, ITHACA.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- SO, DO YOU THINK HE'LL SHOW?
- [ SCOFFS ] PLEASE.
FISH, JUST SAY YOU LIKE TO GE BAKED AND MAKE SOME QUICK CASH.
HAVING SOMETHING PEOPLE WANT --
BEST WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS.
- I'M NOT A DRUG DEALER,
THOUGH.
I JUST LIKE HOOKING PEOPLE UP.
- [ SIGHS ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
- TALKING ABOUT HOOKING PEOPLE
UP, HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHA WE DISCUSSED?
- YEAH.
I'M COOL WITH ALL OF IT, BUT YOU
GOT TO PROMISE ME SOMETHING.
- OKAY.
- YOU CAN'T HURT HER.
- OF COURSE.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
- HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?
DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWO WERE
FRIENDS.
- YEAH, OF COURSE WE'RE GOOD
FRIENDS.
- YEAH, WE'RE FRIENDS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
DYLAN?
- UH, I CAME TO SEE YOU.
FISHER HERE SAID HE WAS
PREPARING TO SHOT YOU TWO
BEAUTIFUL LADIES.
- CAN YOU HELP ME WITH MY
CAMERA STUFF?
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
- UH, UM...
D-DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME AT MY
PARTY?
- YEAH.
YOUR HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL.
- YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
- DYLAN.
- THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
- YOU, UH, YOU WANT TO GO
INSIDE?
- YEAH.
SURE.
- NEED HELP?
- I'M SO BLAZED.
[ SIGHS ]
YOUR POT IS
SO GOOD.
- UH, WHAT DO YOU THINK HE SEES
IN HER?
- I DON'T KNOW.
THEY HAVE HISTORY.
- HEY, KATE...
UM...
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT, UH,
THANKSGIVING WHEN, UM...
WE WERE BIKING AND I FELL OFF
AND YOU PLAYED NURSE FOR LIKE
TWO HOURS?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
- YES.
- I'VE JUST BEEN THINKING ABOU THAT A LOT.
- OH, I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS
PHOTO SHOOT.
- THAT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
- THANKS.
- YOU'RE INSANE.
- I'VE KIND OF MISSED YOU.
- I MISSED YOU, TOO.
- SHOULD WE LEAVE THEM
DOWNSTAIRS FOR A WHILE?
- I'M REALLY NOT SURE WHO THIS
GUY IS.
- HIS MOM MARRIED SOME
INVESTMENT-BANKER GUY,
ANDREW CARSON.
GOES FROM DYLAN NOBODY TO
DYLAN CARSON.
- [ LAUGHS ] THIS IS GOOD.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- THIS IS EXACTLY...
- [ SQUEALING ]
- [ LAUGHS ]
- OH! OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
- HEY, LOOK AT ME. COME ON.
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
- LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME.
YEAH.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
DON'T SMILE.
MORE INTENSE.
UM, JUST PLAY WITH THE WATER A
LITTLE.
YEAH, EXACTLY.
TAKE IN THE FOUNTAIN.
THAT'S GOOD. ENJOY IT.
JUST SIT DOWN ON THE BENCH.
- OKAY.
- JUST KEEP GIVING ME THA GOLD.
THAT GOLD.
OKAY, IT FEELS A LITTLE STATIC.
- JODY, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
UM...
WHY DON'T YOU GET IN THIS?
- ALL RIGHT.
LIVEN THEM UP.
OKAY, THIS LOOKS A BIT LIKE A
FAMILY PORTRAIT -- A LITTLE
AWKWARD.
COME AROUND, COME AROUND.
SIT IN BETWEEN THEM ON THE
BENCH.
PUT YOUR SUNGLASSES ON.
LOOK OUT.
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE KING, RIGHT?
THIS IS YOUR HOUSE.
FUCK, YOU LOOK SO GOOD.
HOLY FUCK.
HE DIDN'T LIVE LIKE THAT WHEN WE
DATED.
DYLAN IS SO MYSTERIOUS.
- YEAH, HE'S A PRETTY ECCENTRIC
KID.
- SO ARE YOU.
- Shh! Fisher.
GOTCHA!
NO? [ LAUGHS ]
- YOU RAN IN HERE. I HEARD YOU.
- SHUT UP.
ARE THESE FROM TODAY?
- YEAH.
- IS THAT CARSON'S HOUSE?
YOU LOOK BLOATED.
- [ GASPS ]
ASSHOLE!
- ALL RIGHT, I NEED YOUR
FASHION ADVICE.
MY MOM'S A MESS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- TURN.
MM-HMM.
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD.
- SO DO YOU, FAGGOT.
- TODD.
- I'M KIDDING.
WHAT DO -- UNBUTTONED OR
BUTTONED?
- UH, TOP UNBUTTONED.
- YEAH?
- VERY HANDSOME.
- WOULD YOU BUY A HOUSE FROM
ME?
- YES.
- REALLY?
- YES.
- COME ON, FLINCHES, WE GOT A
MEETING!
- SHIT, THAT'S MY DAD.
GOD, CHECK THAT PIMPLE.
FOLLOW ME.
- LOVE YOU.
- [ LAUGHS ] LOVE YOU, BABE.
- SO, MY FRIENDS ARE VERY, VERY
HAPPY.
I WANT YOU TO MAKE IT A FULL
OUNCE NEXT TIME.
- OKAY.
- HELLO, HANDSOME.
- HEY, BUNNY.
HEY, DAD, CAN I DRIVE?
- I DON'T KNOW. CAN YOU?
- [ Laughing ] YEAH.
- SURE.
WHEN YOU CAN AFFORD AN
ASTON MARTIN...
YOU WORK YOUR WHOLE LIFETIME
FOR.
- HMM.
- YEAH.
- COME ON, HOP IN.
- YEAH.
SEE YOU, FISHER.
- SEE YOU.
- YOUR MOM CALLED.
SHE'S EXCITED FOR HER WEDDING.
YOU SHOULD CALL HER BACK.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ]
I HEAR YOU HAVE GRASS.
- UH...
- RELAX.
PHIL'S NOT HOME.
COME ON.
[ SNIFFS, COUGHING ]
- [ BLOWS ]
YOU EVER GO SWIMMING IN THIS
POOL?
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
- NO. NO ONE EVER DOES.
- [ BLOWS ]
YOU SHOULD TRY IT.
IT'S REALLY NICE.
- HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
SMOKING WEED?
- UM, OH, FOR A WHILE.
BEGINNING OR MIDDLE OF HIGH
SCHOOL.
- THAT'S NOT A WHILE, KID.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- DO YOU EVER WAKE AND BAKE?
I USED TO LOVE GETTING STONED IN
THE MORNING.
- YEAH, OCCASIONALLY.
- [ BLOWS ]
YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU SMOKE?
- THEY KNOW I SMOKE.
I KNOW THEY SMOKE. [ CHUCKLES ]
WE NEVER TALK ABOUT IT, THOUGH.
I THINK MY MOM REALLY LIKES
SMOKING.
- MM.
- MY DAD PROBABLY JUST GO STONED SO HE COULD HAVE SEX WITH
A WOMAN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- [ LAUGHS ]
OH.
FISHER, I'M SORRY.
GOD.
I USED TO LOVE GETTING STONED
WITH YOUR MOM.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
THOUGHT YOU TWO HATED EACH
OTHER.
- OH, WE DO BUT NOT ALWAYS.
[ BLOWS ]
WE WENT TO CORNELL TOGETHER.
[ BLOWS ]
WE USED TO PARTY.
[ BLOWS ]
DOES KATE SMOKE POT?
- [ CHUCKLES ] NO.
DEFINITELY NOT.
I DON'T THINK SO. [ BLOWS ]
SHE'S PRETTY INVOLVED WITH HER
BOYFRIENDS.
- [ SNIFFS ] I UNDERSTAND THAT.
[ SIGHS ]
- OH, GREAT!
GREAT.
- WHAT?
- BUNNY DARLING.
DID YOU SEE THE CREDIT-CARD BILL
THIS MONTH?
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT MARY'S
SALARY, AND WHEN YOU SOBER UP --
- PHIL, LET'S NOT DO THIS RIGH NOW.
- [ SIGHS ]
- MUST BE NICE...
NOT HAVING A JOB.
- [ CLEARS THROAT ] I'M SORRY.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
ARE WE GONNA HAVE THIS
CONVERSATION AGAIN?
WHO MADE THIS HOUSE?
WHO KEEPS THIS HOUSE NICE FOR
YOU 365 DAYS OF THE YEAR?
YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S WORK?
I'M SORRY, FISHER. I'M SORRY.
- THAT'S OKAY.
- I T'S THAT PROMISE THAT'S
ALWAYS SET THIS COUNTRY APART,
THAT THROUGH HARD WORK AND
SACRIFICE, EACH OF US CAN
PURSUE OUR INDIVIDUAL DREAMS
BUT STILL COME TOGETHER AS ONE
AMERICAN FAMILY TO ENSURE...
- WHO CARES?
- . ..THAT THE NEXT GENERATION
CAN PURSUE THEIR DREAMS, AS
WELL.
THAT'S WHY I STAND HERE
TONIGHT...
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- .. .BECAUSE FOR 232 YEARS A EACH MOMENT WHEN THA PROMISE...
- GIVE ME DYLAN CARSON.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- . ..STUDENTS AND SOLDIERS,
FARMERS AND TEACHERS,
NURSES AND JANITORS...
- YOU'RE, UH, PRACTICALLY
NAKED.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- DOES THAT MAKE YOU
UNCOMFORTABLE?
- W E MEET AT ONE OF THOSE
DEFINING MOMENTS...
- I WONDER WHAT KATE'S DOING
NOW, DO YOU THINK SHE'S BLOWN
HIM YET?
- . ..OUR ECONOMY IS IN
TURMOIL...
- SHE BLEW TODD ON THEIR FIRS DATE.
- THAT'S MY LITTLE COUSIN.
- T ONIGHT, MORE AMERICANS...
- DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD
BLOW YOU YET?
- M ORE OF YOU HAVE LOST YOUR
HOMES, AND EVEN MORE ARE
WATCHING YOUR HOME VALUES
PLUMMET.
MORE OF YOU HAVE CARS YOU CAN' AFFORD TO DRIVE, CREDIT CARDS,
BILLS YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY,
AND TUITION THAT'S BEYOND YOUR
REACH.
[ THUD ]
- SHIT. JESUS FUCKING --
- [ LAUGHING ]
- T HESE CHALLENGES ARE NOT ALL
OF THE GOVERNMENT'S MAKING.
- OH, MY GOD.
- IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY, ALL
RIGHT?!
- JUST GO JERK OFF ON YOUR
COUSIN'S BED, YOU FUCKING FREAK!
- SHIT.
- . ..OF THE BROKEN POLITICS IN
WASHINGTON...
- [ SIGHS ]
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
- . ..AND THE FAILED POLICIES OF
GEORGE W...
- CAN I JUST COMPLIMENT YOU ON
YOUR PRODUCT?
IT MAKES ME GO BLIND.
- YEAH, IT'S REALLY FRESH.
IT'S, UH, FROM UPSTATE NEW YORK,
WHERE I'M FROM.
- [ SNIFFS ]
[ SIGHS ] BOYS.
PACK IT UP AGAIN.
WE'VE GOT TO GET SOME PUSSY
HERE.
- I GOT A GOOD STRIPPER FRIEND
WE COULD CALL IF YOU WANT.
- GOODMAN!
YOU GOT A GUEST!
- IS HE ALL RIGHT?
- OH, YEAH, HE'S GOOD.
- YOU SURE?
- [ LAUGHS ]
OKAY.
NOW HE WILL BE AN
ACTUAL DICK-HEAD.
[ LAUGHS ]
EH.
IT'S NOT BAD.
HERE, ADD TO IT.
- NO, I'M GOOD.
- ADD TO IT.
- I'M OKAY.
- ADD TO IT.
- OKAY.
- BOYS, HERE, MAN.
- WE'RE THROWING A BIG BASH
HERE NEXT WEEK, FISHER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BRING MORE WEED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
- [ Laughing ] HE'LL BE
PISSED AT YOU NOW!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ BELL CHIMES ]
- CAMERA'S BROKEN.
THEY CAN'T FIX IT.
- WELL, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T LOSE
MY HEAD SHOTS.
- NO, I DIDN'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
SHOTS.
THEY WERE ABLE TO RETRIEVE THE
ROLL.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE WELCOME, KATE.
- I LOOK AMAZING IN THESE.
- YEAH, YOU DO, BUT YOU
OVERSHADOW JODY.
- WE NEED TO FIND FISH A NEW
BITCH.
- NO, EVERY STUPID COLLEGE GIRL
IS GONNA WANT A PIECE OF YOUR
COUSIN WITH SOMETHING GREEN TO
OFFER THEM.
- YEAH, SPEAKING OF COLLEGE,
YOU REALLY NEED TO SET UP THA INTERVIEW.
- WHAT'S INTERVIEW?
- YOU DON'T NEED A COLLEGE
DEGREE TO MAKE YOUR FIRS MILLION, FISHER.
- EH, YOU STILL GOT A LEG UP
WITH A COLLEGE DEGREE.
- THAT IS JUST YOUR DAD
TALKING.
EXCUSE ME, MISS?
- YES, MR. CARSON?
- UH, COME SIT DOWN HERE A
SECOND.
MY, UH, MY COUSIN HERE HAS
SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU.
- UH, YEAH, HE HAS A PRESEN FOR YOU, ACTUALLY.
DON'T YOU, FISHER?
- UH, YEAH, RIGHT.
HOW COULD I FORGET? [ CHUCKLES ]
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
I REMEMBER YOU.
- YEAH.
YEAH, SHE, UH, SHE WAS REALLY
BUMMED THAT YOU DIDN'T INVITE
HER TO THE, UH, LABOR DAY PARTY.
- YEAH, I HEAR YOU HAVE A
BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL HOME,
MR. CARSON.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH, YEAH, I DO.
GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY WE'RE
CELEBRATING TONIGHT?
- REALLY? OOH!
FELIZ CUMPLEAOS! [ SMOOCH ]
- YEAH, THANK YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- I ACTUALLY SPEAK A LITTLE
SPANISH.
- YOU DO?
I DON'T THINK YOU DO.
- WHAT MY CUTE COUSIN HERE IS
TRYING TO SAY IS THAT HE WOULD
LOVE FOR YOU TO BE HIS SPECIAL
GUEST TONIGHT BACK IN
KINGS POINT AT OUR MANSION.
- AH!
- NOW, THAT IS WHAT THEY CALL A
10-OUT-OF-10 OLYMPIC DIVE.
4 OUT OF 10?
- 4 OUT OF 10.
- WELL, I WANT TO GET A 10.
- 10 OUT OF 10.
- WELL, MORE LIKE 100 OUT OF
- THAT'S BETTER.
- BASICALLY.
[ CICADAS CHIRPING ]
- [ CHUCKLES ]
IS IT, LIKE...
REALLY YOUR BIRTHDAY?
[ CHUCKLES ]
- FEELS LIKE MY BIRTHDAY.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
[ CICADAS CHIRPING ]
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- HOW DOES THAT FEEL, HUH?
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
- STOP LOOKING!
- [ LAUGHS ]
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
MUY, MUY, MUY, MUY PRIVILEGIADA.
- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THA MEANS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- IT MEANS...
YOU LIVE A CHARMED LIFE,
FISHER...
CARSON.
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
- WAKE UP!
FISHER, WAKE UP!
I LEFT YOU SOME GIFTS ON THE
TABLE.
MEET ME OUTSIDE.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE ]
- SO, DID YOU HAVE FUN LAS NIGHT?
- YEAH.
- OH, SHIT.
- WOW.
ALL RIGHT, FOR THAT, GET IN
GOAL.
- WHERE?
- YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
TREES.
THAT WAS AWFUL.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- ALL RIGHT, FISHER, YOU'RE
GOING DOWN.
- IS THAT A JOKE?
- WARM-UP?
- NO, IT'S NOT A WARMING UP.
IS THAT REALLY THE BEST YOU GOT?
- ALL RIGHT, YOU READY, FISHER?
- MM-HMM.
- [ GRUNTS ]
THE BALL SUCKS.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- IT'S NOT FUNNY.
YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN TO YOUR
LEVEL.
- YOU CAN SEE IT'S A FRENCH
STYLE.
- AH.
- REALLY QUITE UNIQUE AND
BEAUTIFUL.
THE PROPERTY HAS 18 PERFECTLY
MANICURED ACRES.
YEAH,
18 ACRES.
- [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
- WHO LET YOU IN?!
- I HAVE THE GATE CODE.
- [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
MY DAD'S AGENCY HAS THE LISTING.
I'M SHOWING MR. AND MRS. ABADY
AROUND.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
I'D LIKE TO MEET YOUR DAD.
UH, IF WE LIKE WHAT WE SEE, UH,
YOU TELL HIM WE MAKE GOOD DEAL.
WE PAY ALL IN CASH.
- THIS HOUSE IS NOT FOR SALE.
- UH...
- LIKE IT OR NOT, THIS HOUSE IS
GOING UP FOR SALE, DYLAN, AND
IT'S GONNA DO QUICK, SO WHY
DON'T YOU GO BACK IN THE GARDEN
AND PLAY WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND
WHILE WE LOOK AROUND?
- THERE'S LOTS OF RUMORS GOING
ABOUT.
THERE'S ONE IN PARTICULAR ABOU YOUR COKEHEAD SON, NAVID.
- [ SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
- WHAT THEY TALKING ABOUT?
- EXCUSE ME.
I-I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR
FATHER RIGHT AWAY -- RIGHT AWAY.
- ABS-- YES, ABSOLUTELY.
I'M SORRY. YES.
- WATCH YOUR MOUTH.
- BE NICE TO THE NATIVES.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
HE'S JUST A CHILD.
- HEY.
[ TALKING CONTINUES ]
WHAT'S GOING ON?
IS YOUR FAMILY MOVING AGAIN?
- I MADE LOVE TO KATE LAS NIGHT.
SHE LOVES ME.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
- SO, YOU WANT TO PRACTICE
PARALLEL PARKING HERE?
- [ SCOFFS ] NO.
NOT A FAN.
- WELL, YOU NEED IT TO PASS
YOUR TEST.
- NO, I'M NOT GONNA SPEND THE
LAST DAY BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS
LEARNING.
CHECK IT.
- I COULD WORK WITH THAT.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- BUT WE ARE NOT SMOKING IN
YOUR DAD'S CAR.
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
- OKAY, WE'LL SMOKE OUTSIDE --
DOESN'T MATTER.
- ALL RIGHT.
[ DOOR AJAR BEEPS ]
- DETAILS.
- NO.
- WHY?!
I SET THAT SHIT UP!
I DESERVE TO KNOW!
- I DON'T KISS AND TELL.
- YOU KISSED HER?
- YEAH, YOU'RE VERY INTUITIVE.
- YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
- YOU KNOW THAT TODD WAS AT,
UH, CARSON ESTATE THIS MORNING,
RIGHT?
- NO. WHY?
- YOU CAN RELAX.
HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.
[ BLOWS ]
- OKAY, WELL, WHY WAS HE THERE?
- HE WAS SHOWING NAVID AND HIS
PARENTS THE ESTATE.
- DYLAN'S NOT MOVING.
HE WOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING TO
ME.
- [ COUGHS, CHUCKLES ]
- YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH?
NOT FUNNY.
- WHAT?
I -- LOOK, KATE, I DON' UNDERSTAND.
WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED ABOU IT?
YOU'RE WITH BOTH OF THEM.
LIKE, W-WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES I MAKE?
- WELL, TODD DIDN'T CALL ME
LAST NIGHT.
HE DIDN'T TEXT ME THIS MORNING.
OH, MY GOD.
I'M CHECKING MY PHONE.
- OKAY.
[ BLOWS ]
- WANT ME TO TRY?
[ LAUGHS ]
LIKE THIS?
[ LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
- EYE ON THE BALL.
- [ SIGHS ]
HOLD THIS DRINK. EXCUSE ME.
ENOUGH.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, MISTER?
- THAT'S TODD'S DAD.
WHAT ARE
YOU UP TO?
- DON'T JUDGE ME, FISHER.
- I'M NOT JUDGING YOU.
- REALLY?
- REALLY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
NEWS FLASH -- FUCK YOU.
I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE
TOMORROW.
- YOU WANT ME OUT OF YOUR
HOUSE?
- MM-HMM.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- DO I LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING?
- OKAY.
I THINK KATE WOULD PROBABLY
REALLY ENJOY THESE PICTURES,
DON'T YOU?
- GIVE ME THAT.
- GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!
- PLAY WITH PEOPLE YOUR OWN
AGE.
- YEAH, FUCK YOU, BUNNY.
FUCK YOU.
KATE, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
NO, NO, I-I'M DRIVING.
YOU'RE NOT DRIVING.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ CAR DOORS CLOSE ]
- FISHER.
MY DAD JUST FIRED MARY.
- I'VE KNOWN HER MY WHOLE LIFE.
- I KNOW.
SHE USED TO WORK FOR GRANDMA AND
GRANDPA.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
IT'S PRETTY FUCKED UP.
[ ZIPPER WHIRS ]
- ARE YOU LEAVING?
- YOUR PARENTS HAVE BEEN SO
GENEROUS LETTING ME STAY HERE
FOR SO LONG.
I, UH...
I'M NOT LEAVING TOWN, THOUGH.
I'M JUST CRASHING AT DYLAN'S.
- LUCKY YOU.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
LUCKY ME.
PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO GET A
PART-TIME JOB SOON.
LIVING IN THE CITY IS GONNA BE
VERY EXPENSIVE.
- WILL YOU DO THIS FOR ME?
- UH-HUH.
- CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
- YEAH.
- WHAT IF YOU DON'T GET IN?
WHAT DO YOU DO?
- [ SIGHS ]
UM...
I DON'T KNOW.
THIS IS REALLY DIFFICULT.
- [ LAUGHS ]
YOU JUST CLIP IT.
- I GUESS I'LL...
PROBABLY GET A JOB WITH YOUR DAD
OR SOMETHING IN THE FINANCE
INDUSTRY.
- MM.
WELL...
- HE COULD HOOK THAT UP, RIGHT?
- YOU SERIOUSLY CAN'T CLIP IT?
- I GOT IT.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
- GOOD.
- HEY.
- [ SIGHS ]
- HELLO.
- HEY, HAVE YOU, UM, TALKED TO
YOUR STEPDAD?
'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY
HELPFUL.
- RELAX, I'M ON IT.
- DYLAN?
YOU WANT TO COME UP?
- [ SIGHS ]
- HURRY UP.
- UH [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] GO THROW
YOUR STUFF IN MY CAR, AND WE'LL
GET YOU SET UP LATER.
[ KEYS JINGLE ]
[ FOOTSTEPS PATTERING ]
[ KEYS JINGLE ]
- [ LAUGHS ]
- GET DOWN FOR ME
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO BE
- ALL
THE PEOPLE
GATHER AROUND THEM
ALL
- I CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS SHIT.
- YOU KNOW WHY YOU SMOKE SO
MUCH MARIJUANA?
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO WHAT KIND
OF FISH YOU ARE, FISHER.
YEAH, YOU, MY FRIEND, YOU'RE
LIKE A...
YOU'RE LIKE A DOLPHIN.
SEE, YOU'RE WAY TOO SMART FOR
THE WORLD.
SCHOOL'S TOO SLOW, SO YOU SMOKE
WEED TO SLOW YOURSELF DOWN, BU WHAT YOU NEED TO DO -- YOU NEED
TO BECOME A SHARK.
- LIKE A FUCKING SHARK!
- KATE, WATCH -- STOP!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
- OH, MY GOD!
- JESUS CHRIST!
- IS EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?
- FUCK! MY EYE!
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- SHIT.
NO!
OH, MY GOD, I'M BLEEDING!
- LET ME SEE.
- OH, MY!
- OH, PUT THIS ON IT.
KEEP PRESSURE ON IT.
- FUCK.
- FISHER, CALL THE POLICE!
KATE'S HURT!
CALL THE POLICE!
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
NO, I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE!
- NO SHIT.
- I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE, OKAY?!
[ SIGHS ]
I JUST DIDN'T GET PERMISSION.
- PERMISSION?
KATE, IT'S A FUCKING
GOVERNMENT-ISSUED LICENSE!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING --
- DO NOT YELL AT HER!
PUT THAT OU BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT!
NOW!
- ALL RIGHT, DUDE.
SHE JUST ALMOST GOT US K--
- KATE, GET OVER.
I'M GONNA DRIVE.
- IT'S RIDICULOUS.
SHE ALMOST GOT US KILLED.
- IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT,
FISHER!
- RIGHT.
- NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY!
I W-- I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN --
- I'M NOT LAUGHING, OKAY?!
SHOULD'VE JUST BEEN WATCHING THE
ROAD.
- I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
SPEEDING!
YOU GOT ME STONED FROM
SECONDHAND SMOKE!
- U .S. STOCKS COULD OPEN LOWER
BY 300 POINTS.
THIS IS ALL BECAUSE WE'RE
WAKING UP TO TWO FEWER
INVESTMENT BANKS ON
WALL STREET.
LEHMAN BROTHERS HAS FILED FOR
BANKRUPTCY, AND
BANK OF AMERICA'S TAKING OVER
MERRILL LYNCH IN --
- [ SIGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
- ...WITH MY HUSBAND ON THE
PHONE.
WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME
TELL HIM?
- DYLAN?
- FUCK, LIKE, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM?
OH.
[ SIGHS ]
OUR LAWYERS FOUND A WAY, OKAY?
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
- GUYS, I'M GETTING READY TO
LEAVE.
I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
- [ SIGHS ]
HELLO?
- I've been trying to get ahold
of you for days.
- YEAH, I-I-I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
WHAT -- WHAT'S UP?
- Phil told me about the
accident.
Is Kate all right?
- SHE'S FINE.
- HOW'S GREAT NECK?
- UM, YEAH, IT'S, UH...
IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE.
- Huh.
Have you heard any news about
the application?
- UH, NO.
- I wanted to remind you about
your mom's wedding coming up.
- LOOK, I-I-I DON'T KNOW HOW
MANY TIMES I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY
THIS.
IT'S NOT MY WEDDING.
I'M NOT GOING.
- It's not about you.
- [ SIGHS ] LOOK, I-I KNOW.
UM, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY?
I GOT TO GO.
BYE.
MR. CARSON.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
HEY. UNCLE PHIL.
- HEY.
SO, KATHERINE HAS 18 STITCHES
ABOVE HER EYE.
AND YOU WERE SMOKING POT WHILE
YOU WERE DRIVING!
FISHER...
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!
W-WHAT HAPPENED TO
RESPONSIBILITY?!
- I DON'T KNOW.
- YOU DON'T KNOW?!
- I'M SORRY, OKAY?
I'M SORRY.
I KNOW I MESSED UP, AND I'M
SORRY.
- SHE'S NOT GONNA GO TO THE
FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL.
FISHER...
- WHY AREN'T YOU AT WORK?
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
- YOUR AUNT BUNNY AND I ARE
GONNA...
HAVE A SEPARATION.
YOU KNOW, I...
I DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO MAKE
HER HAPPY.
BE LIVING IN A...
GUEST ROOM.
I'M...
[ SIGHS ]
I'M SORRY. [ SIGHS ]
- NO, NO, IT'S FINE.
I'M SORRY.
- DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A DIV--
CAN YOU IMAGINE?!
CAN YOU IMAGINE ME WITH A
DIVORCE?!
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT?!
IT'S 50% IN THIS STATE -- BOOM!
IT'S 30% FOR KATHERINE!
IT'S 50% OF MY PENSION GONE!
THERE'S HEALTH BENEFITS!
THERE'S EVERYTHING!
I'M GONNA HAVE NOTHING!
I-I'M WATCHING MY PORTFOLIO
DRIBBLE DOWN!
[ HORN HONKS IN DISTANCE ]
JUST D-DON'T TELL YOUR FATHER.
OKAY?
YOU DO ME A FAVOR, AND -- YOU
KNOW, I GOT A LOT OF MONEY TIED
UP IN THE MARKET, AND IT'S...
IT'S ALL I GOT RIGHT NOW, AND I
DON'T NEED TO HEAR HIS BULLSHIT.
- YOU GOT IT.
- YOU KNOW, THE "TOLD YOU SO."
- I UNDERSTAND.
I WON'T SAY ANYTHING.
- OKAY?
- YEAH.
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU BE WHAT YOU WANT TO BE.
YOU WANT TO BE -- YOU WANT -- I
DON'T -- YOU WANT TO BE A
GARDENER?
YOU BE A GARDENER.
YOU WANT TO BE A-A PHOTOGRAPHER,
YOU BE A PHOTOGRAPHER.
YOU TAKE THE BEST PICTURES IN
THE WORLD!
OKAY, YOU ENJOY IT!
THERE'S NO GUARANTEES IN LIFE!
- THIS WEEK'S ASSIGNMEN EXPLORES PHOTOGRAPHY AND
POLITICS.
IN THIS YEAR'S HISTORIC
PRESIDENTIAL RACE, A SINGLE
IMAGE CAN SWAY PUBLIC OPINION OR
BRING ABOUT CHANGE.
THESE GENERATIONS TRY TO CHANGE
THE WORLD.
DID THEY SUCCEED?
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.
EMMA, PICK UP EVERYONE'S
ASSIGNMENTS.
FISHER, I'D LIKE A WORD.
- THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME SI IN ON THE CLASS.
I REALLY ENJOYED IT.
- YOUR WORK WITH 35 IS GREAT.
- THANKS.
- HONEST, RAW.
I LIKE IT.
- SO, UH, YOU THINK MAYBE YOU
COULD PUT IN THAT GOOD WORD
THEN?
[ CHUCKLES ]
- I ALREADY HAVE.
I CAN'T SPEAK FOR ADMISSIONS,
BUT I AM ROOTING FOR YOU,
MR. MILLER.
- [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
THANKS.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
- WE DON'T WANT!
YOUR BLOOD MONEY!
WE DON'T NEED!
YOUR BLOOD MONEY!
WE DON'T NEED!
YOUR BLOOD MONEY!
- NO BLOOD FOR OIL!
- YOUR BLOOD MONEY!
WE DON'T WANT!
YOUR BLOOD MONEY!
WE DON'T NEED!
YOUR BLOOD MONEY!
WE DON'T NEED!
YOUR BLOOD MONEY!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
- YOU WALK WITH ME WHEN I'M
BURNING BRIGHT
- WHAT?
- YOU'RE WITH ME IN THE
- THAT'S AMAZING.
- THAT'S AMAZING?
- YEAH.
- AND YOU SEE ME WHEN I'M
- LOOK AT THE CHANDELIER.
- OH, YOU LIKE THAT CHANDELIER?
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY NICE.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- YOU SHOULD SEE THE ONE IN THE
DINING ROOM.
IT'S EVEN BIGGER.
YEAH, WE SHOULD GET YOU
SOMETHING MAYBE A LITTLE BIGGER.
- I COULD TOTALLY GET USED TO
THIS.
- YOU LIKE THAT?
YEAH, BIGGER'S ALWAYS BETTER.
- HEY.
- THIS IS AMERICA.
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE HERE
IS BECAUSE OF ME.
- KATE.
- WHAT -- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- FUCKING BACK OFF,
HOUSEKEEPER!
- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
HEY, YOU TWO.
CAN YOU KEEP HER UNDER CONTROL?
- HEY DOES THIS BITCH WORK WITH
YOU, JODY?
- SORRY.
MY COUSIN'S HAD A BIT TOO MUCH
TO DRINK.
- NO!
HEY. UNH-UNH.
NO, I HAVEN'T.
- OKAY, SO THEY'RE BOTH YOUR
COUSINS?
YOU RICH PEOPLE DO SOME REALLY
KINKY SHIT.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- YOU'RE FUCKING DESPERATE.
- FOR WHAT?
- FOR WHAT?
DYLAN.
FOR WHAT?
- YEAH.
- DID YOU THINK HE WAS GONNA
HELP YOU GET A GREEN CARD?
- DON'T TOUCH ME!
- WHOA, WHOA.
DON'T -- OKAY.
- FUCKING BITCH!
- ARE YOU JUST GONNA LET HER
TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WAN FROM ME HERE, OKAY?
THIS IS MY COUSIN.
STOP IT!
STOP IT! OKAY?
- YOU'RE GONNA LET HER SLAP ME
IN THE FACE?!
YOU'RE GONNA LET --
- OKAY, CAN YOU --
- LET HER HIT ME?
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M
DOING HERE.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING --
- YOU'RE RIGHT!
LEAVE!
KATE, ALL RIGHT, IT'S ENOUGH!
- YOU'RE A CHILD.
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOU.
- I'M A CHILD.
- I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOU.
- THAT'S GREAT! FINE!
THEN I'LL SEE YOU LATER!
- NO, YOU WON'T SEE HER LATER!
- SHUT UP!
OKAY?!
IT'S EN--
I DON'T -- I DON'T WANT TO SEE
YOU RIGHT NOW.
- COME ON, LET'S GO TO MY ROOM,
KATE.
ALL RIGHT?
- [ SIGHS ]
STOP, DYLAN.
NAVID, TAKE US HOME NOW.
NOW!
- WAIT! HOLD ON!
THE PARTY ISN'T OVER.
- NAVID!
- NO, KATE!
KATE, PLEASE, WAIT!
- WHAT?!
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- I WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE A
GOOD TIME, ESPECIALLY YOU.
- I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME,
DYLAN.
- SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND STOP
WHINING.
MAYBE KATE WOULDN'T EVEN CARE IF
SHE KNEW YOUR DADDY WARBUCKS WAS
GOING TO PRISON.
YOU WEREN'T GONNA TELL HER?
MY FAMILY MISTAKENLY INVESTED IN
YOUR DAD'S BULLSHIT.
- YOU GOT TWO SECONDS TO GE THE THING AROUND YOUR NECK AND
YOURSELF OUT OF MY HOUSE.
- I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
- GET OUT.
- DON'T FUCKING CRY, BY THE
WAY.
- GET OUT!
- I'M LEAVING.
- TURN THIS SONG OFF!
IT SUCKS!
FISHER, TURN THIS SONG OFF!
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
- THESE ARE NOT NORMAL
CIRCUMSTANCES.
THE MARKET IS NOT FUNCTIONING
PROPERLY.
- WHERE'S THE RECYCLING?
- THERE'S BEEN A WIDESPREAD
LOSS OF CONFIDENCE, AND MAJOR
SECTORS OF AMERICA'S FINANCIAL
SYSTEM ARE AT RISK OF SHUTTING
DOWN.
THE GOVERNMENT'S TOP
ECONOMIC...
- DYLAN?
- .. .WARN THAT, WITHOU IMMEDIATE ACTION BY CONGRESS,
AMER--
[ TV TURNS OFF ]
- ISN'T IT FUNNY THAT THE
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, WHICH IS
TECHNICALLY BANKRUPT,
ADMINISTERS THE BANKRUPTCY LAWS?
- YEAH.
YOU'RE VERY ENLIGHTENED.
YOU SOUND LIKE MY DAD.
- SMART MAN.
I'M TELLING YOU -- PEOPLE ARE
GONNA RISE UP LIKE A BUNCH OF
BARBARIANS.
THEY'RE GONNA POUND ON THESE
GATES, LOOKING FOR A PIECE OF
THE PIE.
THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET IT.
THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO
PHOTOGRAPH.
- [ SIGHS ]
- WHAT DO PEOPLE SAY ABOUT ME
BEHIND MY BACK?
- ABOUT YOU?
NOTHING.
EVERYONE LIKES YOU.
- [ SIGHS ]
OH, BY THE WAY, MY, UH -- MY
STEPFATHER SAID HE'LL MEET YOU
FRIDAY MORNING.
ALL RIGHT?
DON'T MESS IT UP.
[ TV TURNS ON ]
- S ORRY.
CAN WE DO ANOTHER ONE?
YOU READY?
AWESOME PARTY, DYLAN.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR SENIOR YEAR.
- A LL RIGHT. YOU GOT IT.
THAT WAS GREAT. LET'S GO.
LOCK IT UP.
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.
- . ..WAIT FOR SENIOR YEAR.
- A LL RIGHT. YOU GOT IT.
THAT WAS GREAT. LET'S GO.
- I CAN'T WAIT FOR SENIOR YEAR.
- A LL RIGHT.
- D YLAN.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR SENIOR YEAR.
[ JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE ]
- PUT YOUR BRA BACK ON.
YOU BRING THE WEED?
NO?
- YEAH. I, UM --
- PARTY'S FULL.
- I WASN'T ABLE TO GET ANY POT.
SORRY.
[ GIRLS GIGGLING ]
- LADIES.
NICE FEATHER.
THAT'LL BE GOOD ON ECSTASY.
[ GIGGLING CONTINUES ]
- HEY.
- HI, HANDSOME.
- NICE ROBE.
- HI.
- [ SNICKERS ]
- DID HE LEAVE?
HE LEFT.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
YO, FISH!
HE'S JUST FUCKING WITH YOU,
DUDE.
TIME TO MEET MOLLY.
- TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF.
LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT THERE.
COME HERE.
- UH-HUH.
- HEY, DRINK UP.
YEAH.
[ RAP MUSIC CONTINUES ]
- THAT'S GOOD.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
- HEY, MAN.
HERE. I POURED THIS FOR YOU.
- [ SPITS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
- THE FUCK IS THIS?
- IT'S PISS!
- [ Laughing ] IT'S MY PEE.
FUCKING EVEN, BITCH.
I GOT IT. I GOT IT FOR YOU.
DON'T WORRY, FISHER.
I GOT IT.
OKAY?
DON'T WORRY.
- YOU GOT IT, RIGHT?
- I GOT IT.
- HOW WAS IT?
[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- [ GROANS ]
[ GROANS ]
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- DO YOU EVER GO TO CLASS?
- WHAT DO WE NEED SCHOOL FOR?
MAN, YOU LEARN FROM EVERY SINGLE
PERSON YOU MEET.
- MM.
- YOU MEET A STUPID PERSON --
THEY TEACH YOU NOT TO BE STUPID.
YOU, MY FRIEND -- YOU TAUGHT ME
A VERY VALUABLE LESSON.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- WHAT IS THAT?
IS THAT ON THE INTERNET?
- [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
- OHH.
LET ME -- LET ME SEE THAT.
MY REPUTATION'S RUINED.
- [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT REPUTATION?
ALL RIGHT. I'M KIDDING.
I'M KIDDING.
YOU KNOW I THINK YOU'RE
TALENTED.
I SAW SOME OF YOUR PICTURES, BY
THE WAY.
I SENT THEM OFF TO MY STEPDAD.
HE, UH -- HE REALLY LIKES
PHOTOGRAPHY.
- YOU LIKE THAT ONE?
- YOU LIKE IT?
WHY DON'T YOU ASK TO TRY IT ON?
- HEY, KATE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS
RING?
- [ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
- NO, I KNOW, BUT DO YOU LIKE
IT?
- YEAH. I LIKE IT.
UH, JUST FIND ME ANOTHER ONE...
BIGGER.
- HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- OH, RELAX.
YOU'RE LIVING WITH HIM NEX YEAR.
- W-WHAT?
DID HE SAY THAT?
- YEAH.
- HEY, FISHER.
SHOOT THIS.
THE CAMERA LOVES KATE, AND I
LOVE KATE.
- [ CHUCKLES ] I LOVE YOU, TOO.
- I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU.
AND I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF
MY LIFE TAKING CARE OF YOU.
WILL YOU MARRY ME, KATE?
- DYLAN, YOUR MOTHER CALL ON
TELEPHONE.
SHE PUT FREEZE ON HER STORE
ACCOUNT.
- UH, UM...
HERE.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
SO, WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE?
- MY ROOM.
- HONEY, UH, WE'VE GOT SOME BAD
NEWS.
JACK HAD A HEART ATTACK.
- MY DAD -- HE'S DEAD.
KATE, WHO GAVE YOU THAT RING?
- IT'S NOTHING.
GOODNESS -- SO SORRY.
- IT'S OKAY.
- [ SIGHS ]
- [ SIGHS ] I LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU, TOO.
LOOKING OUT INTO THIS AUDIENCE,
IT'S QUITE CLEAR HOW POPULAR MY
DAD REALLY WAS IN OUR SMALL
COMMUNITY.
[ SNIFFLES ]
I KNOW THAT HE WOULD HAVE LOVED
THAT YOU ALL ARE HERE FOR ONE
LAST PARTY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
UH...
- PATHETIC.
- WE LOVE YOU, DAD.
- TIRED OF BEING AROUND AND
FEELING SORRY FOR ME, OKAY?
- HEY, MAN.
- HEY.
- I'M SO SORRY.
- PRICK.
- IS IT TOO LATE TO HIT THE
BACK NINE?
- SURE.
WHY DON'T YOU GO STAND IN FRON OF THE FUCKING DRIVING RANGE SO
I CAN KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF?
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS GUY.
TODD, I'M SORRY.
PLEASE GIVE MY CONDOLENCES TO
YOUR MOTHER.
- THIS COURSE REMINDS ME OF
ST ANDREWS -- JUST NOT AS NICE.
- REMEMBER DAD USED TO TAKE ME
TO ST ANDREWS EVERY SPRING?
HE USED TO TAKE ME EVERYWHERE,
MAN.
- MY OLD MAN AND I GO IN
NOVEMBER.
IT'S A FLOCK OF SEA GULLS, BU I'LL TAKE BIRDS OVER TOURISTS
ANY DAY.
- IT'S CLOSED IN NOVEMBER EVERY
YEAR FOR REMODELING.
- YOU SUDDENLY SEEM MOTIVATED.
I LIKE THAT.
PERHAPS LET'S PLAY A GAME RIGH NOW.
- HAPPILY, DUDE.
- HE WAS KIDDING.
- BE CAREFUL OF THE WIND, TODD!
- ISN'T MY FIRST TIME, DUDE!
- [ SIGHS ] HERE, JODY.
- HEY.
LISTEN.
PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
- HOLD THESE.
- I LOVE YOU.
[ SMOOCHES ]
- ONWARD.
GOOD LUCK! DON'T CHOKE!
- NO PROBLEM.
- YOU'RE FULL OF CONFIDENCE,
GOODMAN.
- YEP.
- LET'S UP THE ANTE -- A WAGER.
OR DO YOU NOT WANT TO PISS AWAY
YOUR DADDY'S INHERITANCE?
- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
- YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.
I SAID, "DOES YOUR DADDY NO WANT YOU TO PISS AWAY HIS
INHERITANCE?"
- WATCH YOUR MOUTH.
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOU IT?
- STOP IT!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
- HEY!
LEAVE THEM ALONE!
- JESUS!
- DYLAN!
- STOP!
- BOTH OF YOU -- TODD!
- ...LET THEM FIGHT OVER YOU!
- FUCK.
- [ GRUNTS ]
- JESUS CHRIST.
- FISHER, DO SOMETHING!
GUYS, STOP IT!
- GET OFF OF ME!
YOU THINK I FEEL THREATENED BY
YOUR LITTLE, JUVENILE,
FAIRY-TALE FASCINATION WITH MY
GIRLFRIEND?
- IT'S REAL, TODD!
THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN'T GET!
IT'S REAL!
RIGHT, KATE?! TELL HIM!
- LET'S GO, KATE.
- KATE! TELL HIM!
- KATE, COME ON!
KATE, GET IN!
- KATE!
- I'M LEAVING, FISH.
- FISHER!
- I T'S BEEN LESS THAN 72 HOURS
SINCE WE LISTENED TO THE
CHAIRMAN OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE
TELL US THAT WE WERE ONLY A
MATTER OF PERHAPS DAYS FROM THE
BEGINNING OF A MAJOR ECONOMIC
COLLAPSE, THE FREE FALL OF OUR
FINANCIAL MARKETS, AND THE
BEGINNINGS OF A SEVERE AND
PROTRACTED RECESSION...
- SHOCKING.
- ...THAT COULD COST BUSINESSES
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS...
- YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
- ...SAVINGS BEING WIPED OUT.
- THIS IS A JOKE?
YOU THINK I FUCKED UP?
YOU THINK I MADE THIS HAPPEN?
EVERYBODY FUCKED UP.
[ SIGHS ]
- SO, THE SENSE OF URG--
[ TV TURNS OFF ]
- THESE ARE THE FUCKING
SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOM --
FUCKING GOLDMAN SACHS AND
LEHMAN BROTHERS, BEAR STEARNS,
MERRILL LYNCH.
THE ONLY FUCKING DIFFERENCE IS
THEY GET A GOLDEN PARACHUTE!
YOUR UNCLE GOT SHIT!
THE COUCH YOU'RE ON, THE FUCKING
LAMP, THE TABLE -- ALL THIS CRAP
IS GONE!
IT'S GONE!
ALL THIS ACCOUTREMENT, ALL THE
BEAUTY IS FUCKING GONE!
DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT'S
GOING ON?!
THERE'S NO FUCKING MONEY IN THIS
FAMILY!
YOU'RE NOT MOOCHING OFF OF ME!
I HAVEN'T GOT A FUCKING DIME!
WE'RE DONE!
WE'RE FUCKING DONE, OKAY?!
THE BANK OWNS IT ALL!
[ DOOR OPENS ]
- [ LAUGHING ]
YOU'RE SO BAD.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- HEY, WHOA -- HOLD -- WAIT,
WHAT'S -- WHAT IS THIS?
YOU'RE DRUNK?
YOU WENT TO A FUNERAL, AND YOU
DRANK?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU --
KATHERINE, GO UPSTAIRS.
GO UPSTAIRS.
COME OVER HERE, BUNNY.
YOU'D BETTER TALK TO ME.
HERE'S A FUCKING TOAST TO YOUR
FUCKING JACK!
MAY HIS FUCKING ROTTING CORPSE
REST IN FUCKING PEACE!
- ARE -- ARE YOU DONE?
ARE YOU DONE HERE?
JESUS CHRIST.
I WANT YOU AND YOU OUT OF MY
FUCKING HOUSE!
- HA!
THAT'S A FUCKING JOKE!
OUT OF
YOUR FUCKING HOUSE?!
YOU GOT OUR DAUGHTER DRUNK!
YOU GOT MY DAUGHTER DRUNK!
YOU GOT MY NEPHEW STONED!
- OH, SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER NOW?
SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER?
WHEN SHE'S A PROBLEM, SHE'S MY
DAUGHTER, BUT NOW SHE'S YOUR
DAUGHTER?
I DIDN'T GET HER DRUNK.
SHE GOT DRUNK ALL BY HERSELF.
- YOU GOT NO FUCKING
RESPONSIBILITY!
- I AM SO SICK OF LOOKING A YOUR FACE.
- I'M SICK OF YOURS, BABY!
I'M DONE!
- I WANT A FUCKING DIVORCE!
- WELL, YOU FUCKING GOT IT!
I WANT YOU OUT OF MY FUCKING
HOUSE!
OKAY?
YOU DO SHIT!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET A
FUCKING JOB!
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR SHIT OU OF MY FUCKING HOUSE!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
- IS KATE OKAY?
DID TODD HURT HER?
- DYLAN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, MAN?
- IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
I SWEAR TO GOD, IF TODD --
- SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
SHE'S OKAY, MAN.
IT'S JUST NOT A GOOD TIME FOR
YOU TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW, ALL
RIGHT?
I'M SORRY.
I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET.
EVERYBODY'S UPSET.
- STOP.
- YOU REALLY THINK YOU NEED
THIS?
- STOP.
- YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS
IMPORTANT TO YOU?
YOU THINK THAT SHE IS WORTH ALL
THIS?
- STOP, FISHER.
- NO, LISTEN TO ME, OKAY?
YOU'RE BETTER THAN HER.
YOU DON'T NEED HER.
- STOP.
- I'M NOT GONNA STOP.
YOU NEED TO GO HOME, OKAY?
- I DON'T HAVE A HOME.
I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING FAMILY.
NO.
MY HEAD.
OH, MY GOD, IT'S LIKE IT'S ABOU TO EXPLODE.
I CAN SEE A LITTLE FUCKING TRAIN
RUNNING THROUGH IT JUST FUCKING
KICKING MY HEAD.
[ INHALES, EXHALES SHAKILY ]
KATE.
KATE.
- NO.
- KATE. I NEED KATE.
- YOU DON'T.
- KATE.
- NO, JUST COME ON.
JUST GO.
- FISHER, STOP.
I NEED KATE!
- DYLAN.
- KATE!
KATE?
KATE, I CAN FIX THIS!
KATE, I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!
PLEASE?
KATE?
PLEASE?
I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING --
ANYTHING YOU WANT!
KATE!
[ Voice breaking ] KATE.
- PLEASE --
- FISHER, STOP.
[ SOBS ]
KATE, I'M THE ONE FOR YOU.
KATE!
FUCK.
FUCK!
- DYLAN.
- FUCK!
- JUST OPEN THE DOOR, BUNNY!
- I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!
[ INDISTINCT MUFFLED SHOUTING ]
- I'M HAPPY! YOU'RE HAPPY!
JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR FIVE
MINUTES!
LET ME TALK TO YOU!
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
- SORRY ABOUT YOUR STASH.
TODD WILL PAY YOU BACK.
- DON'T -- DON'T WORRY ABOU IT.
- [ SIGHS ]
WHAT'S UP?
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT THE SELFISH
GIRL THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME OU TO BE.
- OPEN THE DOOR!
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
- WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO
GRANDPA'S FUNERAL?
- [ SIGHS ]
I DON'T KNOW.
- I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!
[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]
- OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
- YOU THINK YOU AND I WILL BE
BETTER PARENTS?
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
- YOU KNOW, MY FOLKS WEREN' THAT BAD, ACTUALLY.
- [ SIGHS ]
I THINK WE'D MAKE THE BEST...
COUPLE IF WE WEREN'T RELATED.
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
- [ SMOOCHES ]
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, KATE.
- [ SIGHS ]
[ SOBBING ]
- "'WHO IS LIKE UNTO ME,' SAID
THE CUB AT THE PRIDE OF HIS
EARLIEST KILL.
THE JUNGLE IS LARGE, AND THE CUB
IS SMALL.
LET HIM THINK AND BE STILL."
DO YOU HUNT, MR. MILLER?
- NO.
- WELL, YOU OUGHT TO.
THAT QUOTE WAS BALOO TEACHING
MOWGLI THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE.
IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE, MOWGLI.
- YOU KNOW, I CAN'T SPEAK FOR
MY ENTIRE GENERATION, BUT...
WHAT'S THE POINT OF MAKING ALL
OF THIS MONEY
IF YOU CAN' CONNECT WITH THE PEOPLE THAT YOU
LOVE?
- YOU REALLY SHOULD TAKE UP
HUNTING.
- Yes, you've reached
Dylan Carson, and, yes, I'm
having a lot more fun than you
right now, so you just leave a
message.
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
- DYLAN?
DYLAN?
[ SIGHS ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
DYLAN!
HELLO?!
[ RAIN PATTERING ]
SHIT!
DYLAN!
DYLAN!
[ Voice breaking ] JESUS.
OH, MY GOD.
[ SOBBING ]
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
- WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO
ASK YOU SOME MORE QUESTIONS,
SON.
SO, WHERE WERE HIS PARENTS IN
ALL THIS -- HIS OTHER FRIENDS?
- I DON'T KNOW.
[ SIGHS ]
- KNOWING DYLAN, WOULD YOU
CLASSIFY THIS AS AN ACCIDENT OR
A SUICIDE?
- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
HERE.
- THANKS.
- SHAKE IT.
- WE USE THE FOUR ELEMENTS --
THE EARTH...
- All: THE EARTH.
- ...THE WIND...
- All: THE WIND.
- ...THE RAIN...
- All: THE RAIN.
- ...THE FIRE...
- All: THE FIRE.
- ...TO PROVIDE A SACREDNESS TO
THEIR VOWS, TO HONOR THE GOD
ABOVE US, THE GOD BELOW US, AND
THE GOD WITHIN US.
WHO HAS THE RINGS?
- I DO.
- I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND
AND WIFE.
YOU MAY KISS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
- I HOPE OUR CEREMONY WILL BE
MORE TRADITIONAL.
- WHAT ABOUT YOU, FISHER?
GET IN HERE.
COME ON.
- YEAH, FISHER. COME ON.
- OKAY.
EXCUSE ME?
- OH, YEAH?
- WOULD YOU MIND, UH, TAKING A
PICTURE OF US?
- SURE. SURE.
HOLD THIS, PLEASE.
- JUST HIT THIS BUTTON RIGH HERE.
- OKAY. YOU GOT IT.
- [ SIGHS ]
- CONGRATULATIONS, ALL.
- THANKS.
- THANKS.
- EVERYONE, SMILE.
AH, BEAUTIFUL.
BEAUTIFUL FAMILY.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- WAIT. ONE MORE.
EVERYONE, JUST KEEP THAT SMILE.
[ fun.'s "CARRY ON" PLAYS ]
- IF YOU'RE LOST AND ALONE,
OR YOU'RE SINKING LIKE A STONE
CARRY O-O-O-N
MAY YOUR PAST BE THE SOUND
OF YOUR FEET UPON THE GROUND
CARRY O-O-O-N
CARRY ON, CARRY ON
SO I MET UP WITH SOME FRIENDS
AT THE EDGE OF THE NIGH AT A BAR OFF 75
AND WE TALKED AND TALKED
ABOUT HOW OUR PARENTS WILL DIE
ALL OUR NEIGHBORS AND WIVES
BUT I'D LIKE TO THINK
I CAN CHEAT IT ALL
TO MAKE UP FOR THE TIMES
I'VE BEEN CHEATED ON
AND IT'S NICE TO KNOW,
WHEN I WAS LEFT FOR DEAD,
I WAS FOUND, AND NOW
I DON'T ROAM THE STREETS
I AM NOT THE GHOS YOU WANT OF ME
IF YOU'RE LOST AND ALONE,
OR YOU'RE SINKING LIKE A STONE
CARRY O-O-O-N
MAY YOUR PAST BE THE SOUND
OF YOUR FEET UPON THE GROUND
CARRY O-O-O-N
WHOA-A-A-A
MY HEAD IS ON FIRE,
BUT MY LEGS ARE FINE
AFTER ALL, THEY ARE MINE
LAY YOUR CLOTHES
DOWN ON THE FLOOR
CLOSE THE DOOR
HOLD THE PHONES
SHOW ME HOW NO ONE'S
EVER GONNA STOP US TONIGHT
BECAUSE WE ARE,
WE ARE SHINING STARS
WE ARE INVINCIBLE
WE ARE WHO WE ARE
ON OUR DARKEST DAY,
WHEN WE'RE MILES AWAY
SO WE WILL COME
WE WILL FIND OUR WAY HOME
IF YOU'RE LOST AND ALONE,
OR YOU'RE SINKING LIKE A STONE
CARRY O-O-O-N
MAY YOUR PAST BE THE SOUND
OF YOUR FEET UPON THE GROUND
CARRY O-O-O-N
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
OH, WHOA, WHOA
WHOA, OH
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, OH
NO ONE'S EVER GONNA
STOP US NOW
NO ONE'S EVER,
NO ONE'S EVER...
[ SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
- ODE TO THE BEAUTIFUL,
DESPERATE DAYS
TO THE BEAUTY BORNE
OF ASH AND FLAME
WHERE TRUTH AND HOPE
RISE AGAIN
NO WAY TO KNOW
THAT WHERE WE ARE NOW
IS WHERE WE SHOULD BE
NO WAY TO KNOW
IF THE THINGS THAT WERE DONE
WERE DONE WILLINGLY
BUT WHEN THE TRUTH
BECOMES A LIE,
AND THE RAYS OF YOUR HOPE
HAS FLICKERED AND DIED
THESE ARE THE TIMES
WHEN YOU MIGHT SING
AN ODE TO THOSE BEAUTIFUL,
DESPERATE DAYS
TO A BEAUTY BORNE
OF ASH AND FLAME
WHERE THE TRUTH AND HOPE
RISE AGAIN
OH, THOSE BEAUTIFUL,
DESPERATE DAYS
ALL THE BEAUTY BORNE
OF ASH AND FLAME
WHERE TRUTH AND HOPE
RISE AGAIN
WHEN YOU OVERCOME DOUB WHEN YOU OVERCOME FEAR
ON THIS YOU CAN COUN THAT'S IT'S OWED
TO THOSE BEAUTIFUL,
BEAUTIFUL DAYS
TO THE BEAUTY BORNE
OF ASH AND FLAME
WHERE TRUTH AND HOPE
RISE AGAIN
ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL,
BEAUTIFUL DAYS
ALL THE BEAUTY BORNE
OF ASH AND FLAME
WHERE TRUTH AND HOPE
RISE AGAIN
RISE AGAIN
THE CUB, 'BUT THEE?' PRIDE OF
HIS EARLIEST KILL.
THE JUNGLE IS LARGE, AND THE
CUBBY IS SMALL.
LET HIM THINK AND BE STILL."
DO YOU HUNT, MR. MILLER?
- NO.
- WELL, YOU OUGHT TO.
THAT QUOTE WAS BALOO TEACHING
MOWGLI THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE.
- THANK YOU FOR MEETING,
MR. CARSON.
IT WAS A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
- I WANTED TO MEET THE YOUNG
MAN WHO, UH, TOOK THESE
PICTURES.
I'M VERY, UH, KEEN ON EMERGING
ARTISTS.
COLLECTING ART IS A...
HOBBY OF MINE.
- WELL, I TAKE IT VERY
SERIOUSLY.
I'M GLAD YOU LIKE THEM.
- I DO, BUT THEY CONFIRM MY
SUSPICIONS.
THERE'S A FIRE SALE HAPPENING.
A GOING-OUT-OF-BUSINESS SALE FOR
THE BABY-BOOM GENERATION.
YOU KNOW, I-I DON'T QUITE KNOW
HOW WE FUCKED UP.
MAYBE IT WAS WHEN WE STARTED
GIVING YOU RIBBONS FOR
PARTICIPATION OR DRUGGING YOU
UP AT THE LEAST SIGN OF
DISCONTENT.
ALL YOU'RE QUALIFIED FOR IS TO
LIVE AT HOME, KEEP A BLOG...
AND PERSUADE THE REST OF YOUR
ENTITLED
FRIENDS THAT YOUR
WHIMSICAL SOCIAL COMMENTARIES
ARE INTERESTING.
THESE PICTURES
DON'T...
REPRESENT THE RISE OF A NEW
GENERATION.
TO ME, YOU SEE, THEY PERFECTLY
CAPTURE ITS DECLINE!
- RECENT DATA FROM THE
CENSUS BUREAU SAYS THAT THE
INCOME OF THE
U.S. MIDDLE CLASS
IS ON THE RISE, ALTHOUGH
POLLSTERS ARE TELLING THE
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES THEY
COULD STILL USE SOME HELP.
SENATOR McCAIN TALKED ABOUT AN
ECONOMIC PLAN THAT WOULD
RESTORE BOTTOM-UP ECONOMIC
GROWTH, AND SENATOR OBAMA
TALKED ABOUT ECONOMIC GROWTH
DESIGNED FROM THE GROUND UP.
- THANKS AGAIN.
- IT WAS HIS TIME.
- THANK YOU.
- THANKS.
I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE HOUSE.
- THANKS FOR COMING...
- WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER AT THE
HOUSE.
- I'LL SEE YOU BACK THERE,
OKAY?
THANKS SO MUCH.
- TAKE CARE.
- YOU KNOW, WE'LL -- WE'LL COME
AS MUCH AS WE CAN, YOU KNOW,
WE'LL MAKE A GREAT DONATION, AND
WE'LL SUPPORT THE TEMPLE AS MUCH
AS WE CAN.
- YOU KNOW, I'M A BUSY GUY.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING.
- EVERY, UM, NEW BEGINNING.
- ...SOME TIME NOW.
- YEAH, I GUESS SO.
- [ SIGHS ]
- THIS IS KATE'S COUSIN, IRA'S
KID, FISHER.
THIS IS MR. AND MRS. GOODMAN.
- OH, RIGHT, YEAH.
SORRY ABOUT YOUR GRAMPS.
- [ SIGHS ]
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- MM-HMM.
- SEE YOU IN THE LIMO.
I THOUGHT THE RABBI
DID A GREAT JOB.
THE SERVICE WAS BEAUTIFUL.
- WHERE WAS KATE
AT THE FUNERAL?
- SHE WAS WITH HER FRIENDS.
YOU'LL SEE HER BACK
AT THE HOUSE.
- I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
MAYBE STAY WITH YOU TWO A LITTLE
LONGER AFTER IRA LEAVES.
YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY THINKING
ABOUT TRANSFERRING TO A SCHOOL
IN THE CITY, SO IT'D BE REALLY
GOOD TO BE CLOSE BY.
- HMM?
- I THINK KATE
WOULD ENJOY THAT.
- HUH.
- HUH.
- [ SIGHS ]
YOU CALL YOUR FATHER "IRA"?
[ CHUCKLES ]
STAY AS LONG AS YOU WANT,
FISHER.
YOU WILL HAVE A LOT MORE FUN A OUR PLACE THAN YOU WILL AT THA MISERABLE ITHACA.
[ SIGHS ]
- THANK YOU, YEAH.
- HOW IS YOUR MOM AND YOUR
LITTLE BROTHER?
SHE MUST BE [INHALES DEEPLY]
WELL, SHE MUST BE MUCH
HAPPIER NOWADAYS.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO TIP-TOE
AROUND HIM.
RENEE AND I ARE STILL BES FRIENDS.
- [ SIGHS ]
DO ME A FAVOR, IRA.
LET'S NOT MAKE THIS YOUR
COMING-OUT PARTY.
WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE GAY.
[ SIGHS ]
- GUESS WE SHOULD TALK ABOU DAD'S WILL.
- TAKE A YEAR TO GET THE AUDI DONE ON THE ESTATE.
- GREAT, LET'S GO FROM ONE
AWKWARD CONVERSATION TO THE
NEXT.
- HEY!
YOU WATCH YOURSELF, SMARTASS!
YOUR GRANDFATHER'S GONNA FINANCE
AN ENTIRE EDUCATION YOU WANT!
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
- HEY, HONEY.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD. THANKS.
UM, DAD?
- CAN YOU RETURN THESE FOR ME
IN THE CITY?
- NO, BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB.
I GO TO AN OFFICE, AND I DO
SOMETHING EVERY DAY.
- I NEED A DRESS FOR DYLAN'S
PARTY.
- OKAY, YOU WILL RETURN THEM OR
GIVE THEM TO GOODWILL.
- MOM...
I NEED A PHOTOGRAPHER FOR MY
MODELING BOOK.
- OH, I'M SORRY.
- MARY!
- SPILL!
- MAYBE FISHER COULD TAKE YOUR
HEAD SHOTS.
YOU KNOW, HE'S REALLY GOOD.
- LISTEN, I'M --
THIS IS MY FAULT.
I-I CAN TAKE CARE OF IT.
- REALLY, LET ME
TAKE CARE OF IT.
- MARY, THE SHAKE -- CAN YOU
SPLIT IT FOR KATE AND I?
- YES.
- THANK YOU.
- SURE.
- MARY, IT'S OKAY.
I DON'T WANT IT.
- NO, BRING THE SHAKE, MARY.
HEY, HOLLOW OU THAT BAGEL AND GO
LIGHT ON THE CREAM CHEESE.
- RELAX.
- AND, KATHERINE, W-WHAT'D WE
SAY ABOUT THESE MACHINES ON THE
TABLE?
NOW, WE'RE A FAMILY.
WE DON'T HAVE THE BERRIES AND
THE iPODS AND THE TWEETERS AND
THE --
- DAD, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY BY
SAYING "BERRY," OKAY?
AND IT'S iPHONE, AND IT'S NOT A
MACHINE.
- TAKE THE PHONE OFF THE TABLE!
- PHIL.
CAN WE ALL JUST RELAX?
- [ SIGHS ]
- TAKE IT DOWN.
- LET'S GET GOING.
YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME GO THROUGH
GRANDPA'S STUFF.
- UM, I WAS THINKING ABOU GOING INTO THE CITY WITH PHIL
TODAY.
THERE'S A, UM, PROFESSOR THERE
THAT I'D REALLY LIKE TO MEET.
- I THOUGHT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
WOULD WANT TO GO THROUGH HIS
THINGS.
- I'M --
- WELL, WE ALL GRIEVE
DIFFERENTLY, IRA, OKAY?
YOUR SON'S A GO-GETTER, WANTS TO
MAKE SOMETHING OF HIMSELF.
THIS KID'S GOT A FUTURE.
HE
IS A REAL MILLER.
- OKAY.
JUST DON'T FORGET TO SEE WHA TYPE OF CAMPUS JOBS ARE
AVAILABLE, FISHER.
I'D HATE FOR YOU TO HAVE TO BEG
PHIL FOR MONEY.
- WHAT THE HELL IS THA SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
- HEY, LISTEN, I-I APOLOGIZE
FOR WHAT I SAID TO YOUR DAD, AND
I DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR THA STUFF.
YOU KNOW, I-I ADORE YOUR FATHER,
BUT SOMETIMES HE GOES OFF AT THE
MOUTH.
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S
TALKING ABOUT.
- I UNDERSTAND.
IT'S A SIBLING THING.
- BEFORE I FORGET, SPEND A
LITTLE TIME WITH YOUR COUSIN,
OKAY?
YOU'RE STAYING AT THE HOUSE.
MAYBE EARN YOUR KEEP A LITTLE
BIT.
- I DON'T THINK SHE WANTS ME
AROUND.
- KATHERINE DOESN'T KNOW WHA THE FUCK SHE WANTS, OKAY?
MY DAUGHTER LIKES TO WALK AROUND
MALLS A-AND BUY SHOES.
YEAH, HI.
YES, I WAS ON THE SUBWAY.
WHAT'S ALLIANZ AT?
BUY IT AT 19, 20, WHATEVER,
OKAY?
AND, UH, G.E.?
IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT.
LEGG MASON? SHORT IT.
GOOD, GOOD.
AND VANGUARD -- JUST SHORT THE
SHIT OUT OF IT, OKAY?
I WANT TO MAKE SOME MONEY.
BECAUSE I'M IN THE FUCKING
BUSINESS OF MAKING MONEY.
THAT'S WHY.
GOD DAMN IT.
JESUS CHRIST.
COME ON, FISHER, LET'S GO.
- HEY, PHIL!
- HEY, RAFAEL!
HOW YOU DOING, YOU SON OF A
BITCH?!
HOW'D YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT?!
HE'S AN ASSHOLE.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- LISTEN, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THIS, ART SCHOOL, LA, LA,
LA, BUT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO
DO -- YOU WANT TO GO TO BUSINESS
SCHOOL.
IT'S THE SMART THING.
- GRANDPA THOUGHT I SHOULD
PURSUE PHOTOGRAPHY.
- [ SPUTTERS ]
GRANDPA DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE
FUCK HE WAS TALKING ABOUT, OKAY?
AND HE WAS A NUMBERS GUY.
- YOU HAVE SOME VERY POWERFUL
IMAGES IN HERE.
MUCH STRONGER THAN THE PORTFOLIO
YOU E-MAILED.
- THANK YOU.
SO, UH, LISTEN, I HAVE TO ASK
YOU.
DO YOU THINK I HAVE A SHOT?
- I WISH I COULD SAY.
IT'S NO UP TO ME OR MY DEPARTMENT.
- YEAH, WHAT I MEAN IS, UM...
YOU THINK YOU COULD PUT IN A
GOOD WORD FOR ME WITH
ADMISSIONS?
- KEEP SHOOTING.
MY CLASSES WILL BE EVERY
THURSDAY AFTERNOON AT 3:00 THIS
FALL SEMESTER.
YOU CAN AUDIT THE CLASS, AND
I'LL LOOK AT YOUR WORK.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
- I HAVE TO HIT THE ROAD.
HERE.
IT WAS GRANDPA'S.
[ SIGHS ] HE LEFT IT FOR YOU.
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
HERE.
[ CLICK ]
LOOK, YOUR MOM AND I ARE GONNA
BE FINE.
AND SO ARE YOU.
- YEAH. THANKS.
- AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT PHIL
AND ME FIGHTING.
IT WON'T HAVE ANY AFFECT ON YOUR
STAYING HERE.
THEY LOVE YOU.
JUST GO EASY ON THE SARCASM,
OKAY?
- [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
YEAH.
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
DRIVE SAFE, OKAY?
- MM-HMM.
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
- YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER DUMPED
DYLAN.
YOU GOOGLED HIS STEPFATHER?
- YEAH.
HE'S LOADED.
HIS MOM SCORED.
- I HEARD HE'S, LIKE, THIS
BRITISH BILLIONAIRE.
- [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
[ SIGHS ]
- WHAT ARE YOU WEARING TONIGHT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- IT'S A WHITE PARTY, RIGHT?
- UM...
- WEAR SOMETHING WHITE?
- BUT I THINK YOU CAN CHEAT I A LITTLE BIT.
I MEAN -- WHO'S THAT GUY?
- THAT'S MY COUSIN.
FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE.
HE'S REALLY ANNOYING.
- WHAT'S UP?
- HELLO.
THIS IS JODY.
- YOU'RE FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE?
- NO, I'M FROM ITHACA.
- HE'S FROM ITHACA.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- IS IT COOL IF I SMOKE WEED
BACK HERE?
- YOU'RE SMOKING ALREADY.
- [ LAUGHS ]
YOU KNOW, KATE, I CAN TAKE THOSE
HEAD SHOTS FOR YOU IF YOU WANT.
- NO.
- DUDE, PASS THAT MARLEY.
- YOU ARE SUCH A POTHEAD.
- MM-HMM.
MY FRIEND'S BROTHER GROWS IT.
- THANKS.
- SO I GOT A NICE SUPPLY.
- WHAT? IT'S JUST POT.
- SO, THERE'S NO SUN IN ITHACA?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
- [ SIGHS ]
- FISHER, THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND,
TODD.
- HEY, MAN.
SO, I HEAR YOU'RE TRYING TO GE INTO MY SCHOOL.
- YEAH, I AM.
- FISHER IS KINDA CUTE.
- YOU'RE KIND OF STONED, JODY.
- HELL, I'D SUCK HIS DICK IF HE
COULD GET ME MORE OF THIS WEED.
- EW!
- [ LAUGHS ]
- IT'S, UM, $60 AN 1/8.
- DEAL.
SO, YOU COMING WITH US TONIGHT?
- NO.
- WHERE AM I NOT GOING?
[ CHUCKLES ]
- YOU CAN BE MY PLUS ONE.
- YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- NO, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR.
NO.
- WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE
HIM SHOPPING?
- TODD.
- COUSIN'S ABOUT TO MAKE A LO OF MONEY.
- TODD.
- 1, 2, 3, 4.
- NICE.
CHAMPAGNE?
- ABSOLUTELY.
- WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- PARTY'S OUT BACK.
FOLLOW THE MUSIC.
[ CHEERING IN DISTANCE ]
- SOONER WE GET FUCKED, THE
BETTER.
- WHERE'S MATT?
- CHAMPAGNE?
- THANKS.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
- DO YOU HAVE ANY WORDS FOR THE
HOST?
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- AWESOME PARTY, DYLAN.
- THIS PARTY SUCKS, BABE.
- CUT. CUT.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
- [ LAUGHS ]
- NO, STOP!
- [ LAUGHING ]
- COME ON.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ PIANO MUSIC PLAYING ]
- [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
- I WANT TO
GO HOME [ indistinct]
- COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[ SCOFFS ]
- I WANT TO GO HOME.
- SORRY, D-DIDN'T SEE YOU GUYS.
[ PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
- YO, WHAT UP, LONG ISLAND?
MAKE SOME NOISE IN HERE
TONIGHT IF YOU'RE HAVING FUN!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
MY MAN DYLAN PAID A LOT TO HAVE
ME HERE TONIGHT.
WELL, MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE
HOST WITH THE MOST, MY MAN DYLAN
HIMSELF!
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK
YOU.
IT WAS WORTH EVERY SINGLE PENNY
TO HAVE YOU HERE TONIGHT, MAN.
- GIVE IT UP FOR DYLAN AND HIS
MOM, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
- WHOO!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
- SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, ITHACA.
- MNH-MNH.
NO, NO, I'M NOT A DANCER.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- DID YOU BRING ME POT?
- DID I BRING YOU WHAT?
- POT!
- NO.
- COME ON.
OH!
- THIS IS SUCH A WASTE!
- I MEAN, WHOEVER THREW THIS
PARTY HAS NO TASTE.
- YOU'RE FUNNY, DYLAN.
- DYLAN CARSON.
- OH.
I'M -- I'M SORRY.
I-I-I DIDN'T...
I...
SORRY.
- TO THINK THAT YOU TWO SHARE
THE SAME GENE POOL.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE
RELATED?
- DYLAN. DYLAN.
THERE'S SOME IMPORTANT PEOPLE I
WANT YOU TO MEET.
TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN.
- YES, MOTHER.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
- THANK YOU.
- HEY!
YO!
- WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
- YOU HAVE AMAZING SHIT!
- THANK YOU.
- TASTE IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
- WHOO!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
- HEY!
- [ LAUGHS ]
- OKAY, NOW.
- I'M SORRY.
JUST TRYING TO GET US OUT OF
THIS.
WELL, THAT WAS AWESOME, MAN.
- OH, MY GOD, THE MUSIC WAS SO
GOOD.
- YOU SHOULDN'T BE WEARING
THOSE HEELS, BABE.
- [ SNORING ]
- SHOULD WE DRAW ON HER FACE?
- NO.
- [ SNORING CONTINUES ]
- SHE HAS A SUMMER JOB IN THE
MORNING -- HOW ANNOYING.
- [ SNORING CONTINUES ]
- SHE HAS A PERFECT BODY.
- EW!
YOU'RE SUCH A PERV.
- I-I'M NOT A PERV.
[ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
I'M A BEAUTY ENTHUSIAST.
- AND A DRUG DEALER.
- [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
AH, THAT'S WHY I'M NOT IN SCHOOL
THIS SEMESTER.
- [ BLOWS ]
- BUT SOMEHOW, MY DAD MANAGED
TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING
EXPELLED.
[ SIGHS ]
- [ SIGHS ]
- M-MY HEART'S BEATING REALLY
FAST.
- IN A GOOD WAY?
- NO.
[ SIGHS ]
[ Sighing ] OH, MY GOD.
I THINK I'M HAVING A HEAR ATTACK.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY.
DON'T LAUGH AT ME.
- [ LAUGHS ]
I'M NOT LAUGHING AT YOU.
YOU'RE JUST BUGGING OUT A LITTLE
BIT.
YOU'RE FINE.
HEY...
RELAX.
LAY DOWN, BREATHE.
YOU'LL BE GOOD IN LIKE 10
MINUTES.
- I never smoked pot before.
- SERIOUSLY?
WOW.
- I'M HAVING A REACTION.
- YOU'RE OKAY.
JUST BREATHE.
- [ SIGHS ]
DON'T ACT SO COOL.
I REMEMBER YOU WERE A GEEK.
- [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
- YEAH, I REMEMBER.
AND YOU USED TO HAVE GRANDPA'S
MAGNIFYING GLASS.
AND YOU USED TO CALL YOURSELF...
- Both: SHERLOCK HOLMES.
- YEAH. [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
I REMEMBER.
YOU KNOW, MY THERAPIST SAID THA WAS A DEFENSE MECHANISM.
ALL THE CLUES AND TRYING TO
FIGURE STUFF OUT.
'CAUSE MY PARENTS ARE SO MESSED
UP.
- [ SNIFFS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
- [ SNORING SOFTLY ]
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
- SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR
GRANDFATHER.
- THANKS, MAN.
AM I SITTING IN YOUR SPOT OR
SOMETHING?
- [ LAUGHS ]
IT'S A PUBLIC PARK.
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
- SO?
- THE POINT IS, WHY DID YOU
THINK MY PARTY WAS SUCH A WASTE?
- I, UH...
I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST -- I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN
TO A PARTY LIKE THAT BEFORE.
- RESENTMENT IS NOT SUPERIOR TO
EARNING MONEY.
- YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
- YOU'RE INTERESTING.
I WANT TO TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE.
NOT NOW.
RIGHT NOW.
- UM, I -- I'M SORRY.
ARE YOU TRYING TO INVITE ME
SOMEWHERE?
IS THAT WHAT THAT IS?
- THIS IS FANTASTIC.
- HEY, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
[ SIGHS ]
- THANKS.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
MIND IF I TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU?
- YEAH, SURE.
- SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR
COUSIN.
DO YOU THINK TODD MAKES HER
HAPPY?
- [ SIGHS ] I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T THINK KATE HAS A LOT TO
COMPLAIN ABOUT.
- GIRLS LIKE KATE, THEY ALWAYS
WANT SOMETHING BETTER.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
GUY LIKE YOU COULD HAVE ANY GIRL
HE WANTS.
- NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT KATE.
FISHER, HELP ME WIN HER HEART.
I'M NOT ASK YOU TO SELL ME WEED.
- S-- WHAT? HOW DO YOU...
- I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO
GET TRANSFERRED TO A CERTAIN
SCHOOL OUT HERE.
MY STEPFATHER HAPPENS TO BE A
TRUSTEE.
I CAN GET YOU AN INTERVIEW THERE
IF YOU WANT.
- I'M NOT GONNA BE HERE FOR
VERY LONG, SO, I-I --
- I CAN CHANGE THAT.
BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.
- LOOK, I-I THINK WE SHOULD
PROBABLY HEAD BACK TO SHORE.
- YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
- ANOTHER ROUND FOR TEAM
KAZANOFF.
WATCH YOUR GAME, FLINCHES.
- DAD, STOP.
SERIOUSLY, COME ON.
- LET'S GO CHECK OUT THIS
PROPERTY IN SANDS POINT I THINK
YOU CAN FLIP.
THEN IF YOUR SON'S LUCKY, HE'LL
CRUISE TOWN IN MY NEW ASTON FOR
YOUNG TAIL.
- MATT.
- MAYBE GRAB BELUGA STEAK.
- MUST BE ANNOYING NOT TO HAVE
A PLACE TO LET IT RIP, JACK.
- YOU THINK I WORRY ABOUT A
SPEEDING TICKET AT THIS POINT IN
MY LIFE?
- IS THIS THE GUY?
- YEAH.
- LISTEN, SCHOOL'S STARTING,
AND WE NEED -- WE NEED A LOT.
- I CAN DO THAT.
- HURRY UP, MATT, OR WE'LL
DITCH YOU!
- [ SIGHS ]
[ SNIFFS DEEPLY ]
I CAN WORK WITH THAT.
BRING HIM BY THE PAD SOMETIME,
GOODMAN.
- ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHO HIS DAD IS, RIGHT?
YOU WANT TO.
HE KNOWS EVERYONE IN THE CITY.
JUST LEAVE YOUR BIKE.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
- [ LAUGHS ]
- STOP DOING THAT.
- LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR YOU,
BABY.
- OH, OH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- HOW ABOUT THAT BACK TABLE?
- UM, THAT'S RESERVED FOR
DYLAN CARSON.
- FOR CARSON?
- MM-HMM.
- ME AND FISH WERE AT HIS
LABOR DAY EVENT.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ME?
- I HAD TO TAKE MY BOYFRIEND.
- TODD, YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE
WHO'S NOT GAY, YOU SURE SAY A
LOT OF HOMOEROTIC THINGS.
- [ GIGGLES ]
- SHUT UP.
- I LIKE HIM.
[ LAUGHS ]
- YEAH, HE'S GREAT.
- UM, PLEASE.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- YOU GIVE CARSON A TABLE AND
PUT ME HERE?
- SORRY, TODD.
WE'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
STAY FOR DESSERT.
- [ LAUGHS ]
WOW.
- HOW'S EVERYTHING OVER HERE?
- DUDE, SHE FUCKS LIKE YOU
THINK A LATIN CHICK WOULD FUCK.
[ SIGHS ]
BUT DON'T TELL KATE, ALL RIGHT?
IT'S JUST BETWEEN US.
- YEAH.
- WATCH IT, DICK.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- HEY, JODY.
- HEY, ITHACA.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- SO, DO YOU THINK HE'LL SHOW?
- [ SCOFFS ] PLEASE.
FISH, JUST SAY YOU LIKE TO GE BAKED AND MAKE SOME QUICK CASH.
HAVING SOMETHING PEOPLE WANT --
BEST WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS.
- I'M NOT A DRUG DEALER,
THOUGH.
I JUST LIKE HOOKING PEOPLE UP.
- [ SIGHS ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
- TALKING ABOUT HOOKING PEOPLE
UP, HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHA WE DISCUSSED?
- YEAH.
I'M COOL WITH ALL OF IT, BUT YOU
GOT TO PROMISE ME SOMETHING.
- OKAY.
- YOU CAN'T HURT HER.
- OF COURSE.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
- HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?
DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWO WERE
FRIENDS.
- YEAH, OF COURSE WE'RE GOOD
FRIENDS.
- YEAH, WE'RE FRIENDS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
DYLAN?
- UH, I CAME TO SEE YOU.
FISHER HERE SAID HE WAS
PREPARING TO SHOT YOU TWO
BEAUTIFUL LADIES.
- CAN YOU HELP ME WITH MY
CAMERA STUFF?
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
- UH, UM...
D-DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME AT MY
PARTY?
- YEAH.
YOUR HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL.
- YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
- DYLAN.
- THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
- YOU, UH, YOU WANT TO GO
INSIDE?
- YEAH.
SURE.
- NEED HELP?
- I'M SO BLAZED.
[ SIGHS ]
YOUR POT IS
SO GOOD.
- UH, WHAT DO YOU THINK HE SEES
IN HER?
- I DON'T KNOW.
THEY HAVE HISTORY.
- HEY, KATE...
UM...
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT, UH,
THANKSGIVING WHEN, UM...
WE WERE BIKING AND I FELL OFF
AND YOU PLAYED NURSE FOR LIKE
TWO HOURS?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
- YES.
- I'VE JUST BEEN THINKING ABOU THAT A LOT.
- OH, I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS
PHOTO SHOOT.
- THAT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
- THANKS.
- YOU'RE INSANE.
- I'VE KIND OF MISSED YOU.
- I MISSED YOU, TOO.
- SHOULD WE LEAVE THEM
DOWNSTAIRS FOR A WHILE?
- I'M REALLY NOT SURE WHO THIS
GUY IS.
- HIS MOM MARRIED SOME
INVESTMENT-BANKER GUY,
ANDREW CARSON.
GOES FROM DYLAN NOBODY TO
DYLAN CARSON.
- [ LAUGHS ] THIS IS GOOD.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- THIS IS EXACTLY...
- [ SQUEALING ]
- [ LAUGHS ]
- OH! OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
- HEY, LOOK AT ME. COME ON.
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
- LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME.
YEAH.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
DON'T SMILE.
MORE INTENSE.
UM, JUST PLAY WITH THE WATER A
LITTLE.
YEAH, EXACTLY.
TAKE IN THE FOUNTAIN.
THAT'S GOOD. ENJOY IT.
JUST SIT DOWN ON THE BENCH.
- OKAY.
- JUST KEEP GIVING ME THA GOLD.
THAT GOLD.
OKAY, IT FEELS A LITTLE STATIC.
- JODY, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
UM...
WHY DON'T YOU GET IN THIS?
- ALL RIGHT.
LIVEN THEM UP.
OKAY, THIS LOOKS A BIT LIKE A
FAMILY PORTRAIT -- A LITTLE
AWKWARD.
COME AROUND, COME AROUND.
SIT IN BETWEEN THEM ON THE
BENCH.
PUT YOUR SUNGLASSES ON.
LOOK OUT.
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE KING, RIGHT?
THIS IS YOUR HOUSE.
FUCK, YOU LOOK SO GOOD.
HOLY FUCK.
HE DIDN'T LIVE LIKE THAT WHEN WE
DATED.
DYLAN IS SO MYSTERIOUS.
- YEAH, HE'S A PRETTY ECCENTRIC
KID.
- SO ARE YOU.
- Shh! Fisher.
GOTCHA!
NO? [ LAUGHS ]
- YOU RAN IN HERE. I HEARD YOU.
- SHUT UP.
ARE THESE FROM TODAY?
- YEAH.
- IS THAT CARSON'S HOUSE?
YOU LOOK BLOATED.
- [ GASPS ]
ASSHOLE!
- ALL RIGHT, I NEED YOUR
FASHION ADVICE.
MY MOM'S A MESS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- TURN.
MM-HMM.
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD.
- SO DO YOU, FAGGOT.
- TODD.
- I'M KIDDING.
WHAT DO -- UNBUTTONED OR
BUTTONED?
- UH, TOP UNBUTTONED.
- YEAH?
- VERY HANDSOME.
- WOULD YOU BUY A HOUSE FROM
ME?
- YES.
- REALLY?
- YES.
- COME ON, FLINCHES, WE GOT A
MEETING!
- SHIT, THAT'S MY DAD.
GOD, CHECK THAT PIMPLE.
FOLLOW ME.
- LOVE YOU.
- [ LAUGHS ] LOVE YOU, BABE.
- SO, MY FRIENDS ARE VERY, VERY
HAPPY.
I WANT YOU TO MAKE IT A FULL
OUNCE NEXT TIME.
- OKAY.
- HELLO, HANDSOME.
- HEY, BUNNY.
HEY, DAD, CAN I DRIVE?
- I DON'T KNOW. CAN YOU?
- [ Laughing ] YEAH.
- SURE.
WHEN YOU CAN AFFORD AN
ASTON MARTIN...
YOU WORK YOUR WHOLE LIFETIME
FOR.
- HMM.
- YEAH.
- COME ON, HOP IN.
- YEAH.
SEE YOU, FISHER.
- SEE YOU.
- YOUR MOM CALLED.
SHE'S EXCITED FOR HER WEDDING.
YOU SHOULD CALL HER BACK.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ]
I HEAR YOU HAVE GRASS.
- UH...
- RELAX.
PHIL'S NOT HOME.
COME ON.
[ SNIFFS, COUGHING ]
- [ BLOWS ]
YOU EVER GO SWIMMING IN THIS
POOL?
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
- NO. NO ONE EVER DOES.
- [ BLOWS ]
YOU SHOULD TRY IT.
IT'S REALLY NICE.
- HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
SMOKING WEED?
- UM, OH, FOR A WHILE.
BEGINNING OR MIDDLE OF HIGH
SCHOOL.
- THAT'S NOT A WHILE, KID.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- DO YOU EVER WAKE AND BAKE?
I USED TO LOVE GETTING STONED IN
THE MORNING.
- YEAH, OCCASIONALLY.
- [ BLOWS ]
YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU SMOKE?
- THEY KNOW I SMOKE.
I KNOW THEY SMOKE. [ CHUCKLES ]
WE NEVER TALK ABOUT IT, THOUGH.
I THINK MY MOM REALLY LIKES
SMOKING.
- MM.
- MY DAD PROBABLY JUST GO STONED SO HE COULD HAVE SEX WITH
A WOMAN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- [ LAUGHS ]
OH.
FISHER, I'M SORRY.
GOD.
I USED TO LOVE GETTING STONED
WITH YOUR MOM.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
THOUGHT YOU TWO HATED EACH
OTHER.
- OH, WE DO BUT NOT ALWAYS.
[ BLOWS ]
WE WENT TO CORNELL TOGETHER.
[ BLOWS ]
WE USED TO PARTY.
[ BLOWS ]
DOES KATE SMOKE POT?
- [ CHUCKLES ] NO.
DEFINITELY NOT.
I DON'T THINK SO. [ BLOWS ]
SHE'S PRETTY INVOLVED WITH HER
BOYFRIENDS.
- [ SNIFFS ] I UNDERSTAND THAT.
[ SIGHS ]
- OH, GREAT!
GREAT.
- WHAT?
- BUNNY DARLING.
DID YOU SEE THE CREDIT-CARD BILL
THIS MONTH?
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT MARY'S
SALARY, AND WHEN YOU SOBER UP --
- PHIL, LET'S NOT DO THIS RIGH NOW.
- [ SIGHS ]
- MUST BE NICE...
NOT HAVING A JOB.
- [ CLEARS THROAT ] I'M SORRY.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
ARE WE GONNA HAVE THIS
CONVERSATION AGAIN?
WHO MADE THIS HOUSE?
WHO KEEPS THIS HOUSE NICE FOR
YOU 365 DAYS OF THE YEAR?
YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S WORK?
I'M SORRY, FISHER. I'M SORRY.
- THAT'S OKAY.
- I T'S THAT PROMISE THAT'S
ALWAYS SET THIS COUNTRY APART,
THAT THROUGH HARD WORK AND
SACRIFICE, EACH OF US CAN
PURSUE OUR INDIVIDUAL DREAMS
BUT STILL COME TOGETHER AS ONE
AMERICAN FAMILY TO ENSURE...
- WHO CARES?
- . ..THAT THE NEXT GENERATION
CAN PURSUE THEIR DREAMS, AS
WELL.
THAT'S WHY I STAND HERE
TONIGHT...
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- .. .BECAUSE FOR 232 YEARS A EACH MOMENT WHEN THA PROMISE...
- GIVE ME DYLAN CARSON.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- . ..STUDENTS AND SOLDIERS,
FARMERS AND TEACHERS,
NURSES AND JANITORS...
- YOU'RE, UH, PRACTICALLY
NAKED.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- DOES THAT MAKE YOU
UNCOMFORTABLE?
- W E MEET AT ONE OF THOSE
DEFINING MOMENTS...
- I WONDER WHAT KATE'S DOING
NOW, DO YOU THINK SHE'S BLOWN
HIM YET?
- . ..OUR ECONOMY IS IN
TURMOIL...
- SHE BLEW TODD ON THEIR FIRS DATE.
- THAT'S MY LITTLE COUSIN.
- T ONIGHT, MORE AMERICANS...
- DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD
BLOW YOU YET?
- M ORE OF YOU HAVE LOST YOUR
HOMES, AND EVEN MORE ARE
WATCHING YOUR HOME VALUES
PLUMMET.
MORE OF YOU HAVE CARS YOU CAN' AFFORD TO DRIVE, CREDIT CARDS,
BILLS YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY,
AND TUITION THAT'S BEYOND YOUR
REACH.
[ THUD ]
- SHIT. JESUS FUCKING --
- [ LAUGHING ]
- T HESE CHALLENGES ARE NOT ALL
OF THE GOVERNMENT'S MAKING.
- OH, MY GOD.
- IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY, ALL
RIGHT?!
- JUST GO JERK OFF ON YOUR
COUSIN'S BED, YOU FUCKING FREAK!
- SHIT.
- . ..OF THE BROKEN POLITICS IN
WASHINGTON...
- [ SIGHS ]
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
- . ..AND THE FAILED POLICIES OF
GEORGE W...
- CAN I JUST COMPLIMENT YOU ON
YOUR PRODUCT?
IT MAKES ME GO BLIND.
- YEAH, IT'S REALLY FRESH.
IT'S, UH, FROM UPSTATE NEW YORK,
WHERE I'M FROM.
- [ SNIFFS ]
[ SIGHS ] BOYS.
PACK IT UP AGAIN.
WE'VE GOT TO GET SOME PUSSY
HERE.
- I GOT A GOOD STRIPPER FRIEND
WE COULD CALL IF YOU WANT.
- GOODMAN!
YOU GOT A GUEST!
- IS HE ALL RIGHT?
- OH, YEAH, HE'S GOOD.
- YOU SURE?
- [ LAUGHS ]
OKAY.
NOW HE WILL BE AN
ACTUAL DICK-HEAD.
[ LAUGHS ]
EH.
IT'S NOT BAD.
HERE, ADD TO IT.
- NO, I'M GOOD.
- ADD TO IT.
- I'M OKAY.
- ADD TO IT.
- OKAY.
- BOYS, HERE, MAN.
- WE'RE THROWING A BIG BASH
HERE NEXT WEEK, FISHER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BRING MORE WEED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
- [ Laughing ] HE'LL BE
PISSED AT YOU NOW!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ BELL CHIMES ]
- CAMERA'S BROKEN.
THEY CAN'T FIX IT.
- WELL, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T LOSE
MY HEAD SHOTS.
- NO, I DIDN'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
SHOTS.
THEY WERE ABLE TO RETRIEVE THE
ROLL.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE WELCOME, KATE.
- I LOOK AMAZING IN THESE.
- YEAH, YOU DO, BUT YOU
OVERSHADOW JODY.
- WE NEED TO FIND FISH A NEW
BITCH.
- NO, EVERY STUPID COLLEGE GIRL
IS GONNA WANT A PIECE OF YOUR
COUSIN WITH SOMETHING GREEN TO
OFFER THEM.
- YEAH, SPEAKING OF COLLEGE,
YOU REALLY NEED TO SET UP THA INTERVIEW.
- WHAT'S INTERVIEW?
- YOU DON'T NEED A COLLEGE
DEGREE TO MAKE YOUR FIRS MILLION, FISHER.
- EH, YOU STILL GOT A LEG UP
WITH A COLLEGE DEGREE.
- THAT IS JUST YOUR DAD
TALKING.
EXCUSE ME, MISS?
- YES, MR. CARSON?
- UH, COME SIT DOWN HERE A
SECOND.
MY, UH, MY COUSIN HERE HAS
SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU.
- UH, YEAH, HE HAS A PRESEN FOR YOU, ACTUALLY.
DON'T YOU, FISHER?
- UH, YEAH, RIGHT.
HOW COULD I FORGET? [ CHUCKLES ]
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
I REMEMBER YOU.
- YEAH.
YEAH, SHE, UH, SHE WAS REALLY
BUMMED THAT YOU DIDN'T INVITE
HER TO THE, UH, LABOR DAY PARTY.
- YEAH, I HEAR YOU HAVE A
BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL HOME,
MR. CARSON.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH, YEAH, I DO.
GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY WE'RE
CELEBRATING TONIGHT?
- REALLY? OOH!
FELIZ CUMPLEAOS! [ SMOOCH ]
- YEAH, THANK YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- I ACTUALLY SPEAK A LITTLE
SPANISH.
- YOU DO?
I DON'T THINK YOU DO.
- WHAT MY CUTE COUSIN HERE IS
TRYING TO SAY IS THAT HE WOULD
LOVE FOR YOU TO BE HIS SPECIAL
GUEST TONIGHT BACK IN
KINGS POINT AT OUR MANSION.
- AH!
- NOW, THAT IS WHAT THEY CALL A
10-OUT-OF-10 OLYMPIC DIVE.
4 OUT OF 10?
- 4 OUT OF 10.
- WELL, I WANT TO GET A 10.
- 10 OUT OF 10.
- WELL, MORE LIKE 100 OUT OF
- THAT'S BETTER.
- BASICALLY.
[ CICADAS CHIRPING ]
- [ CHUCKLES ]
IS IT, LIKE...
REALLY YOUR BIRTHDAY?
[ CHUCKLES ]
- FEELS LIKE MY BIRTHDAY.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
[ CICADAS CHIRPING ]
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- HOW DOES THAT FEEL, HUH?
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
- STOP LOOKING!
- [ LAUGHS ]
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
MUY, MUY, MUY, MUY PRIVILEGIADA.
- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THA MEANS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- IT MEANS...
YOU LIVE A CHARMED LIFE,
FISHER...
CARSON.
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
- WAKE UP!
FISHER, WAKE UP!
I LEFT YOU SOME GIFTS ON THE
TABLE.
MEET ME OUTSIDE.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE ]
- SO, DID YOU HAVE FUN LAS NIGHT?
- YEAH.
- OH, SHIT.
- WOW.
ALL RIGHT, FOR THAT, GET IN
GOAL.
- WHERE?
- YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
TREES.
THAT WAS AWFUL.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- ALL RIGHT, FISHER, YOU'RE
GOING DOWN.
- IS THAT A JOKE?
- WARM-UP?
- NO, IT'S NOT A WARMING UP.
IS THAT REALLY THE BEST YOU GOT?
- ALL RIGHT, YOU READY, FISHER?
- MM-HMM.
- [ GRUNTS ]
THE BALL SUCKS.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- IT'S NOT FUNNY.
YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN TO YOUR
LEVEL.
- YOU CAN SEE IT'S A FRENCH
STYLE.
- AH.
- REALLY QUITE UNIQUE AND
BEAUTIFUL.
THE PROPERTY HAS 18 PERFECTLY
MANICURED ACRES.
YEAH,
18 ACRES.
- [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
- WHO LET YOU IN?!
- I HAVE THE GATE CODE.
- [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
MY DAD'S AGENCY HAS THE LISTING.
I'M SHOWING MR. AND MRS. ABADY
AROUND.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
I'D LIKE TO MEET YOUR DAD.
UH, IF WE LIKE WHAT WE SEE, UH,
YOU TELL HIM WE MAKE GOOD DEAL.
WE PAY ALL IN CASH.
- THIS HOUSE IS NOT FOR SALE.
- UH...
- LIKE IT OR NOT, THIS HOUSE IS
GOING UP FOR SALE, DYLAN, AND
IT'S GONNA DO QUICK, SO WHY
DON'T YOU GO BACK IN THE GARDEN
AND PLAY WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND
WHILE WE LOOK AROUND?
- THERE'S LOTS OF RUMORS GOING
ABOUT.
THERE'S ONE IN PARTICULAR ABOU YOUR COKEHEAD SON, NAVID.
- [ SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
- WHAT THEY TALKING ABOUT?
- EXCUSE ME.
I-I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR
FATHER RIGHT AWAY -- RIGHT AWAY.
- ABS-- YES, ABSOLUTELY.
I'M SORRY. YES.
- WATCH YOUR MOUTH.
- BE NICE TO THE NATIVES.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
HE'S JUST A CHILD.
- HEY.
[ TALKING CONTINUES ]
WHAT'S GOING ON?
IS YOUR FAMILY MOVING AGAIN?
- I MADE LOVE TO KATE LAS NIGHT.
SHE LOVES ME.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
- SO, YOU WANT TO PRACTICE
PARALLEL PARKING HERE?
- [ SCOFFS ] NO.
NOT A FAN.
- WELL, YOU NEED IT TO PASS
YOUR TEST.
- NO, I'M NOT GONNA SPEND THE
LAST DAY BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS
LEARNING.
CHECK IT.
- I COULD WORK WITH THAT.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- BUT WE ARE NOT SMOKING IN
YOUR DAD'S CAR.
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
- OKAY, WE'LL SMOKE OUTSIDE --
DOESN'T MATTER.
- ALL RIGHT.
[ DOOR AJAR BEEPS ]
- DETAILS.
- NO.
- WHY?!
I SET THAT SHIT UP!
I DESERVE TO KNOW!
- I DON'T KISS AND TELL.
- YOU KISSED HER?
- YEAH, YOU'RE VERY INTUITIVE.
- YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
- YOU KNOW THAT TODD WAS AT,
UH, CARSON ESTATE THIS MORNING,
RIGHT?
- NO. WHY?
- YOU CAN RELAX.
HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.
[ BLOWS ]
- OKAY, WELL, WHY WAS HE THERE?
- HE WAS SHOWING NAVID AND HIS
PARENTS THE ESTATE.
- DYLAN'S NOT MOVING.
HE WOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING TO
ME.
- [ COUGHS, CHUCKLES ]
- YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH?
NOT FUNNY.
- WHAT?
I -- LOOK, KATE, I DON' UNDERSTAND.
WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED ABOU IT?
YOU'RE WITH BOTH OF THEM.
LIKE, W-WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES I MAKE?
- WELL, TODD DIDN'T CALL ME
LAST NIGHT.
HE DIDN'T TEXT ME THIS MORNING.
OH, MY GOD.
I'M CHECKING MY PHONE.
- OKAY.
[ BLOWS ]
- WANT ME TO TRY?
[ LAUGHS ]
LIKE THIS?
[ LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
- EYE ON THE BALL.
- [ SIGHS ]
HOLD THIS DRINK. EXCUSE ME.
ENOUGH.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, MISTER?
- THAT'S TODD'S DAD.
WHAT ARE
YOU UP TO?
- DON'T JUDGE ME, FISHER.
- I'M NOT JUDGING YOU.
- REALLY?
- REALLY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
NEWS FLASH -- FUCK YOU.
I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE
TOMORROW.
- YOU WANT ME OUT OF YOUR
HOUSE?
- MM-HMM.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- DO I LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING?
- OKAY.
I THINK KATE WOULD PROBABLY
REALLY ENJOY THESE PICTURES,
DON'T YOU?
- GIVE ME THAT.
- GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!
- PLAY WITH PEOPLE YOUR OWN
AGE.
- YEAH, FUCK YOU, BUNNY.
FUCK YOU.
KATE, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
NO, NO, I-I'M DRIVING.
YOU'RE NOT DRIVING.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ CAR DOORS CLOSE ]
- FISHER.
MY DAD JUST FIRED MARY.
- I'VE KNOWN HER MY WHOLE LIFE.
- I KNOW.
SHE USED TO WORK FOR GRANDMA AND
GRANDPA.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
IT'S PRETTY FUCKED UP.
[ ZIPPER WHIRS ]
- ARE YOU LEAVING?
- YOUR PARENTS HAVE BEEN SO
GENEROUS LETTING ME STAY HERE
FOR SO LONG.
I, UH...
I'M NOT LEAVING TOWN, THOUGH.
I'M JUST CRASHING AT DYLAN'S.
- LUCKY YOU.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
LUCKY ME.
PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO GET A
PART-TIME JOB SOON.
LIVING IN THE CITY IS GONNA BE
VERY EXPENSIVE.
- WILL YOU DO THIS FOR ME?
- UH-HUH.
- CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
- YEAH.
- WHAT IF YOU DON'T GET IN?
WHAT DO YOU DO?
- [ SIGHS ]
UM...
I DON'T KNOW.
THIS IS REALLY DIFFICULT.
- [ LAUGHS ]
YOU JUST CLIP IT.
- I GUESS I'LL...
PROBABLY GET A JOB WITH YOUR DAD
OR SOMETHING IN THE FINANCE
INDUSTRY.
- MM.
WELL...
- HE COULD HOOK THAT UP, RIGHT?
- YOU SERIOUSLY CAN'T CLIP IT?
- I GOT IT.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
- GOOD.
- HEY.
- [ SIGHS ]
- HELLO.
- HEY, HAVE YOU, UM, TALKED TO
YOUR STEPDAD?
'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY
HELPFUL.
- RELAX, I'M ON IT.
- DYLAN?
YOU WANT TO COME UP?
- [ SIGHS ]
- HURRY UP.
- UH [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] GO THROW
YOUR STUFF IN MY CAR, AND WE'LL
GET YOU SET UP LATER.
[ KEYS JINGLE ]
[ FOOTSTEPS PATTERING ]
[ KEYS JINGLE ]
- [ LAUGHS ]
- GET DOWN FOR ME
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO BE
- ALL
THE PEOPLE
GATHER AROUND THEM
ALL
- I CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS SHIT.
- YOU KNOW WHY YOU SMOKE SO
MUCH MARIJUANA?
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO WHAT KIND
OF FISH YOU ARE, FISHER.
YEAH, YOU, MY FRIEND, YOU'RE
LIKE A...
YOU'RE LIKE A DOLPHIN.
SEE, YOU'RE WAY TOO SMART FOR
THE WORLD.
SCHOOL'S TOO SLOW, SO YOU SMOKE
WEED TO SLOW YOURSELF DOWN, BU WHAT YOU NEED TO DO -- YOU NEED
TO BECOME A SHARK.
- LIKE A FUCKING SHARK!
- KATE, WATCH -- STOP!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
- OH, MY GOD!
- JESUS CHRIST!
- IS EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?
- FUCK! MY EYE!
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- SHIT.
NO!
OH, MY GOD, I'M BLEEDING!
- LET ME SEE.
- OH, MY!
- OH, PUT THIS ON IT.
KEEP PRESSURE ON IT.
- FUCK.
- FISHER, CALL THE POLICE!
KATE'S HURT!
CALL THE POLICE!
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
NO, I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE!
- NO SHIT.
- I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE, OKAY?!
[ SIGHS ]
I JUST DIDN'T GET PERMISSION.
- PERMISSION?
KATE, IT'S A FUCKING
GOVERNMENT-ISSUED LICENSE!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING --
- DO NOT YELL AT HER!
PUT THAT OU BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT!
NOW!
- ALL RIGHT, DUDE.
SHE JUST ALMOST GOT US K--
- KATE, GET OVER.
I'M GONNA DRIVE.
- IT'S RIDICULOUS.
SHE ALMOST GOT US KILLED.
- IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT,
FISHER!
- RIGHT.
- NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY!
I W-- I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN --
- I'M NOT LAUGHING, OKAY?!
SHOULD'VE JUST BEEN WATCHING THE
ROAD.
- I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
SPEEDING!
YOU GOT ME STONED FROM
SECONDHAND SMOKE!
- U .S. STOCKS COULD OPEN LOWER
BY 300 POINTS.
THIS IS ALL BECAUSE WE'RE
WAKING UP TO TWO FEWER
INVESTMENT BANKS ON
WALL STREET.
LEHMAN BROTHERS HAS FILED FOR
BANKRUPTCY, AND
BANK OF AMERICA'S TAKING OVER
MERRILL LYNCH IN --
- [ SIGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
- ...WITH MY HUSBAND ON THE
PHONE.
WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME
TELL HIM?
- DYLAN?
- FUCK, LIKE, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM?
OH.
[ SIGHS ]
OUR LAWYERS FOUND A WAY, OKAY?
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
- GUYS, I'M GETTING READY TO
LEAVE.
I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
- [ SIGHS ]
HELLO?
- I've been trying to get ahold
of you for days.
- YEAH, I-I-I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
WHAT -- WHAT'S UP?
- Phil told me about the
accident.
Is Kate all right?
- SHE'S FINE.
- HOW'S GREAT NECK?
- UM, YEAH, IT'S, UH...
IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE.
- Huh.
Have you heard any news about
the application?
- UH, NO.
- I wanted to remind you about
your mom's wedding coming up.
- LOOK, I-I-I DON'T KNOW HOW
MANY TIMES I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY
THIS.
IT'S NOT MY WEDDING.
I'M NOT GOING.
- It's not about you.
- [ SIGHS ] LOOK, I-I KNOW.
UM, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY?
I GOT TO GO.
BYE.
MR. CARSON.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
HEY. UNCLE PHIL.
- HEY.
SO, KATHERINE HAS 18 STITCHES
ABOVE HER EYE.
AND YOU WERE SMOKING POT WHILE
YOU WERE DRIVING!
FISHER...
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!
W-WHAT HAPPENED TO
RESPONSIBILITY?!
- I DON'T KNOW.
- YOU DON'T KNOW?!
- I'M SORRY, OKAY?
I'M SORRY.
I KNOW I MESSED UP, AND I'M
SORRY.
- SHE'S NOT GONNA GO TO THE
FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL.
FISHER...
- WHY AREN'T YOU AT WORK?
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
- YOUR AUNT BUNNY AND I ARE
GONNA...
HAVE A SEPARATION.
YOU KNOW, I...
I DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO MAKE
HER HAPPY.
BE LIVING IN A...
GUEST ROOM.
I'M...
[ SIGHS ]
I'M SORRY. [ SIGHS ]
- NO, NO, IT'S FINE.
I'M SORRY.
- DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A DIV--
CAN YOU IMAGINE?!
CAN YOU IMAGINE ME WITH A
DIVORCE?!
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT?!
IT'S 50% IN THIS STATE -- BOOM!
IT'S 30% FOR KATHERINE!
IT'S 50% OF MY PENSION GONE!
THERE'S HEALTH BENEFITS!
THERE'S EVERYTHING!
I'M GONNA HAVE NOTHING!
I-I'M WATCHING MY PORTFOLIO
DRIBBLE DOWN!
[ HORN HONKS IN DISTANCE ]
JUST D-DON'T TELL YOUR FATHER.
OKAY?
YOU DO ME A FAVOR, AND -- YOU
KNOW, I GOT A LOT OF MONEY TIED
UP IN THE MARKET, AND IT'S...
IT'S ALL I GOT RIGHT NOW, AND I
DON'T NEED TO HEAR HIS BULLSHIT.
- YOU GOT IT.
- YOU KNOW, THE "TOLD YOU SO."
- I UNDERSTAND.
I WON'T SAY ANYTHING.
- OKAY?
- YEAH.
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU BE WHAT YOU WANT TO BE.
YOU WANT TO BE -- YOU WANT -- I
DON'T -- YOU WANT TO BE A
GARDENER?
YOU BE A GARDENER.
YOU WANT TO BE A-A PHOTOGRAPHER,
YOU BE A PHOTOGRAPHER.
YOU TAKE THE BEST PICTURES IN
THE WORLD!
OKAY, YOU ENJOY IT!
THERE'S NO GUARANTEES IN LIFE!
- THIS WEEK'S ASSIGNMEN EXPLORES PHOTOGRAPHY AND
POLITICS.
IN THIS YEAR'S HISTORIC
PRESIDENTIAL RACE, A SINGLE
IMAGE CAN SWAY PUBLIC OPINION OR
BRING ABOUT CHANGE.
THESE GENERATIONS TRY TO CHANGE
THE WORLD.
DID THEY SUCCEED?
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.
EMMA, PICK UP EVERYONE'S
ASSIGNMENTS.
FISHER, I'D LIKE A WORD.
- THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME SI IN ON THE CLASS.
I REALLY ENJOYED IT.
- YOUR WORK WITH 35 IS GREAT.
- THANKS.
- HONEST, RAW.
I LIKE IT.
- SO, UH, YOU THINK MAYBE YOU
COULD PUT IN THAT GOOD WORD
THEN?
[ CHUCKLES ]
- I ALREADY HAVE.
I CAN'T SPEAK FOR ADMISSIONS,
BUT I AM ROOTING FOR YOU,
MR. MILLER.
- [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
THANKS.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
- WE DON'T WANT!
YOUR BLOOD MONEY!
WE DON'T NEED!
YOUR BLOOD MONEY!
WE DON'T NEED!
YOUR BLOOD MONEY!
- NO BLOOD FOR OIL!
- YOUR BLOOD MONEY!
WE DON'T WANT!
YOUR BLOOD MONEY!
WE DON'T NEED!
YOUR BLOOD MONEY!
WE DON'T NEED!
YOUR BLOOD MONEY!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
- YOU WALK WITH ME WHEN I'M
BURNING BRIGHT
- WHAT?
- YOU'RE WITH ME IN THE
- THAT'S AMAZING.
- THAT'S AMAZING?
- YEAH.
- AND YOU SEE ME WHEN I'M
- LOOK AT THE CHANDELIER.
- OH, YOU LIKE THAT CHANDELIER?
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY NICE.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- YOU SHOULD SEE THE ONE IN THE
DINING ROOM.
IT'S EVEN BIGGER.
YEAH, WE SHOULD GET YOU
SOMETHING MAYBE A LITTLE BIGGER.
- I COULD TOTALLY GET USED TO
THIS.
- YOU LIKE THAT?
YEAH, BIGGER'S ALWAYS BETTER.
- HEY.
- THIS IS AMERICA.
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE HERE
IS BECAUSE OF ME.
- KATE.
- WHAT -- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- FUCKING BACK OFF,
HOUSEKEEPER!
- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
HEY, YOU TWO.
CAN YOU KEEP HER UNDER CONTROL?
- HEY DOES THIS BITCH WORK WITH
YOU, JODY?
- SORRY.
MY COUSIN'S HAD A BIT TOO MUCH
TO DRINK.
- NO!
HEY. UNH-UNH.
NO, I HAVEN'T.
- OKAY, SO THEY'RE BOTH YOUR
COUSINS?
YOU RICH PEOPLE DO SOME REALLY
KINKY SHIT.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- YOU'RE FUCKING DESPERATE.
- FOR WHAT?
- FOR WHAT?
DYLAN.
FOR WHAT?
- YEAH.
- DID YOU THINK HE WAS GONNA
HELP YOU GET A GREEN CARD?
- DON'T TOUCH ME!
- WHOA, WHOA.
DON'T -- OKAY.
- FUCKING BITCH!
- ARE YOU JUST GONNA LET HER
TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WAN FROM ME HERE, OKAY?
THIS IS MY COUSIN.
STOP IT!
STOP IT! OKAY?
- YOU'RE GONNA LET HER SLAP ME
IN THE FACE?!
YOU'RE GONNA LET --
- OKAY, CAN YOU --
- LET HER HIT ME?
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M
DOING HERE.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING --
- YOU'RE RIGHT!
LEAVE!
KATE, ALL RIGHT, IT'S ENOUGH!
- YOU'RE A CHILD.
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOU.
- I'M A CHILD.
- I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOU.
- THAT'S GREAT! FINE!
THEN I'LL SEE YOU LATER!
- NO, YOU WON'T SEE HER LATER!
- SHUT UP!
OKAY?!
IT'S EN--
I DON'T -- I DON'T WANT TO SEE
YOU RIGHT NOW.
- COME ON, LET'S GO TO MY ROOM,
KATE.
ALL RIGHT?
- [ SIGHS ]
STOP, DYLAN.
NAVID, TAKE US HOME NOW.
NOW!
- WAIT! HOLD ON!
THE PARTY ISN'T OVER.
- NAVID!
- NO, KATE!
KATE, PLEASE, WAIT!
- WHAT?!
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- I WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE A
GOOD TIME, ESPECIALLY YOU.
- I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME,
DYLAN.
- SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND STOP
WHINING.
MAYBE KATE WOULDN'T EVEN CARE IF
SHE KNEW YOUR DADDY WARBUCKS WAS
GOING TO PRISON.
YOU WEREN'T GONNA TELL HER?
MY FAMILY MISTAKENLY INVESTED IN
YOUR DAD'S BULLSHIT.
- YOU GOT TWO SECONDS TO GE THE THING AROUND YOUR NECK AND
YOURSELF OUT OF MY HOUSE.
- I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
- GET OUT.
- DON'T FUCKING CRY, BY THE
WAY.
- GET OUT!
- I'M LEAVING.
- TURN THIS SONG OFF!
IT SUCKS!
FISHER, TURN THIS SONG OFF!
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
- THESE ARE NOT NORMAL
CIRCUMSTANCES.
THE MARKET IS NOT FUNCTIONING
PROPERLY.
- WHERE'S THE RECYCLING?
- THERE'S BEEN A WIDESPREAD
LOSS OF CONFIDENCE, AND MAJOR
SECTORS OF AMERICA'S FINANCIAL
SYSTEM ARE AT RISK OF SHUTTING
DOWN.
THE GOVERNMENT'S TOP
ECONOMIC...
- DYLAN?
- .. .WARN THAT, WITHOU IMMEDIATE ACTION BY CONGRESS,
AMER--
[ TV TURNS OFF ]
- ISN'T IT FUNNY THAT THE
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, WHICH IS
TECHNICALLY BANKRUPT,
ADMINISTERS THE BANKRUPTCY LAWS?
- YEAH.
YOU'RE VERY ENLIGHTENED.
YOU SOUND LIKE MY DAD.
- SMART MAN.
I'M TELLING YOU -- PEOPLE ARE
GONNA RISE UP LIKE A BUNCH OF
BARBARIANS.
THEY'RE GONNA POUND ON THESE
GATES, LOOKING FOR A PIECE OF
THE PIE.
THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET IT.
THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO
PHOTOGRAPH.
- [ SIGHS ]
- WHAT DO PEOPLE SAY ABOUT ME
BEHIND MY BACK?
- ABOUT YOU?
NOTHING.
EVERYONE LIKES YOU.
- [ SIGHS ]
OH, BY THE WAY, MY, UH -- MY
STEPFATHER SAID HE'LL MEET YOU
FRIDAY MORNING.
ALL RIGHT?
DON'T MESS IT UP.
[ TV TURNS ON ]
- S ORRY.
CAN WE DO ANOTHER ONE?
YOU READY?
AWESOME PARTY, DYLAN.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR SENIOR YEAR.
- A LL RIGHT. YOU GOT IT.
THAT WAS GREAT. LET'S GO.
LOCK IT UP.
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.
- . ..WAIT FOR SENIOR YEAR.
- A LL RIGHT. YOU GOT IT.
THAT WAS GREAT. LET'S GO.
- I CAN'T WAIT FOR SENIOR YEAR.
- A LL RIGHT.
- D YLAN.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR SENIOR YEAR.
[ JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE ]
- PUT YOUR BRA BACK ON.
YOU BRING THE WEED?
NO?
- YEAH. I, UM --
- PARTY'S FULL.
- I WASN'T ABLE TO GET ANY POT.
SORRY.
[ GIRLS GIGGLING ]
- LADIES.
NICE FEATHER.
THAT'LL BE GOOD ON ECSTASY.
[ GIGGLING CONTINUES ]
- HEY.
- HI, HANDSOME.
- NICE ROBE.
- HI.
- [ SNICKERS ]
- DID HE LEAVE?
HE LEFT.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
YO, FISH!
HE'S JUST FUCKING WITH YOU,
DUDE.
TIME TO MEET MOLLY.
- TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF.
LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT THERE.
COME HERE.
- UH-HUH.
- HEY, DRINK UP.
YEAH.
[ RAP MUSIC CONTINUES ]
- THAT'S GOOD.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
- HEY, MAN.
HERE. I POURED THIS FOR YOU.
- [ SPITS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
- THE FUCK IS THIS?
- IT'S PISS!
- [ Laughing ] IT'S MY PEE.
FUCKING EVEN, BITCH.
I GOT IT. I GOT IT FOR YOU.
DON'T WORRY, FISHER.
I GOT IT.
OKAY?
DON'T WORRY.
- YOU GOT IT, RIGHT?
- I GOT IT.
- HOW WAS IT?
[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- [ GROANS ]
[ GROANS ]
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- DO YOU EVER GO TO CLASS?
- WHAT DO WE NEED SCHOOL FOR?
MAN, YOU LEARN FROM EVERY SINGLE
PERSON YOU MEET.
- MM.
- YOU MEET A STUPID PERSON --
THEY TEACH YOU NOT TO BE STUPID.
YOU, MY FRIEND -- YOU TAUGHT ME
A VERY VALUABLE LESSON.
[ CHUCKLES ]
- WHAT IS THAT?
IS THAT ON THE INTERNET?
- [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
- OHH.
LET ME -- LET ME SEE THAT.
MY REPUTATION'S RUINED.
- [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT REPUTATION?
ALL RIGHT. I'M KIDDING.
I'M KIDDING.
YOU KNOW I THINK YOU'RE
TALENTED.
I SAW SOME OF YOUR PICTURES, BY
THE WAY.
I SENT THEM OFF TO MY STEPDAD.
HE, UH -- HE REALLY LIKES
PHOTOGRAPHY.
- YOU LIKE THAT ONE?
- YOU LIKE IT?
WHY DON'T YOU ASK TO TRY IT ON?
- HEY, KATE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS
RING?
- [ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
- NO, I KNOW, BUT DO YOU LIKE
IT?
- YEAH. I LIKE IT.
UH, JUST FIND ME ANOTHER ONE...
BIGGER.
- HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- OH, RELAX.
YOU'RE LIVING WITH HIM NEX YEAR.
- W-WHAT?
DID HE SAY THAT?
- YEAH.
- HEY, FISHER.
SHOOT THIS.
THE CAMERA LOVES KATE, AND I
LOVE KATE.
- [ CHUCKLES ] I LOVE YOU, TOO.
- I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU.
AND I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF
MY LIFE TAKING CARE OF YOU.
WILL YOU MARRY ME, KATE?
- DYLAN, YOUR MOTHER CALL ON
TELEPHONE.
SHE PUT FREEZE ON HER STORE
ACCOUNT.
- UH, UM...
HERE.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
SO, WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE?
- MY ROOM.
- HONEY, UH, WE'VE GOT SOME BAD
NEWS.
JACK HAD A HEART ATTACK.
- MY DAD -- HE'S DEAD.
KATE, WHO GAVE YOU THAT RING?
- IT'S NOTHING.
GOODNESS -- SO SORRY.
- IT'S OKAY.
- [ SIGHS ]
- [ SIGHS ] I LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU, TOO.
LOOKING OUT INTO THIS AUDIENCE,
IT'S QUITE CLEAR HOW POPULAR MY
DAD REALLY WAS IN OUR SMALL
COMMUNITY.
[ SNIFFLES ]
I KNOW THAT HE WOULD HAVE LOVED
THAT YOU ALL ARE HERE FOR ONE
LAST PARTY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
UH...
- PATHETIC.
- WE LOVE YOU, DAD.
- TIRED OF BEING AROUND AND
FEELING SORRY FOR ME, OKAY?
- HEY, MAN.
- HEY.
- I'M SO SORRY.
- PRICK.
- IS IT TOO LATE TO HIT THE
BACK NINE?
- SURE.
WHY DON'T YOU GO STAND IN FRON OF THE FUCKING DRIVING RANGE SO
I CAN KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF?
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS GUY.
TODD, I'M SORRY.
PLEASE GIVE MY CONDOLENCES TO
YOUR MOTHER.
- THIS COURSE REMINDS ME OF
ST ANDREWS -- JUST NOT AS NICE.
- REMEMBER DAD USED TO TAKE ME
TO ST ANDREWS EVERY SPRING?
HE USED TO TAKE ME EVERYWHERE,
MAN.
- MY OLD MAN AND I GO IN
NOVEMBER.
IT'S A FLOCK OF SEA GULLS, BU I'LL TAKE BIRDS OVER TOURISTS
ANY DAY.
- IT'S CLOSED IN NOVEMBER EVERY
YEAR FOR REMODELING.
- YOU SUDDENLY SEEM MOTIVATED.
I LIKE THAT.
PERHAPS LET'S PLAY A GAME RIGH NOW.
- HAPPILY, DUDE.
- HE WAS KIDDING.
- BE CAREFUL OF THE WIND, TODD!
- ISN'T MY FIRST TIME, DUDE!
- [ SIGHS ] HERE, JODY.
- HEY.
LISTEN.
PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
- HOLD THESE.
- I LOVE YOU.
[ SMOOCHES ]
- ONWARD.
GOOD LUCK! DON'T CHOKE!
- NO PROBLEM.
- YOU'RE FULL OF CONFIDENCE,
GOODMAN.
- YEP.
- LET'S UP THE ANTE -- A WAGER.
OR DO YOU NOT WANT TO PISS AWAY
YOUR DADDY'S INHERITANCE?
- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
- YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.
I SAID, "DOES YOUR DADDY NO WANT YOU TO PISS AWAY HIS
INHERITANCE?"
- WATCH YOUR MOUTH.
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOU IT?
- STOP IT!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
- HEY!
LEAVE THEM ALONE!
- JESUS!
- DYLAN!
- STOP!
- BOTH OF YOU -- TODD!
- ...LET THEM FIGHT OVER YOU!
- FUCK.
- [ GRUNTS ]
- JESUS CHRIST.
- FISHER, DO SOMETHING!
GUYS, STOP IT!
- GET OFF OF ME!
YOU THINK I FEEL THREATENED BY
YOUR LITTLE, JUVENILE,
FAIRY-TALE FASCINATION WITH MY
GIRLFRIEND?
- IT'S REAL, TODD!
THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN'T GET!
IT'S REAL!
RIGHT, KATE?! TELL HIM!
- LET'S GO, KATE.
- KATE! TELL HIM!
- KATE, COME ON!
KATE, GET IN!
- KATE!
- I'M LEAVING, FISH.
- FISHER!
- I T'S BEEN LESS THAN 72 HOURS
SINCE WE LISTENED TO THE
CHAIRMAN OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE
TELL US THAT WE WERE ONLY A
MATTER OF PERHAPS DAYS FROM THE
BEGINNING OF A MAJOR ECONOMIC
COLLAPSE, THE FREE FALL OF OUR
FINANCIAL MARKETS, AND THE
BEGINNINGS OF A SEVERE AND
PROTRACTED RECESSION...
- SHOCKING.
- ...THAT COULD COST BUSINESSES
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS...
- YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
- ...SAVINGS BEING WIPED OUT.
- THIS IS A JOKE?
YOU THINK I FUCKED UP?
YOU THINK I MADE THIS HAPPEN?
EVERYBODY FUCKED UP.
[ SIGHS ]
- SO, THE SENSE OF URG--
[ TV TURNS OFF ]
- THESE ARE THE FUCKING
SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOM --
FUCKING GOLDMAN SACHS AND
LEHMAN BROTHERS, BEAR STEARNS,
MERRILL LYNCH.
THE ONLY FUCKING DIFFERENCE IS
THEY GET A GOLDEN PARACHUTE!
YOUR UNCLE GOT SHIT!
THE COUCH YOU'RE ON, THE FUCKING
LAMP, THE TABLE -- ALL THIS CRAP
IS GONE!
IT'S GONE!
ALL THIS ACCOUTREMENT, ALL THE
BEAUTY IS FUCKING GONE!
DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT'S
GOING ON?!
THERE'S NO FUCKING MONEY IN THIS
FAMILY!
YOU'RE NOT MOOCHING OFF OF ME!
I HAVEN'T GOT A FUCKING DIME!
WE'RE DONE!
WE'RE FUCKING DONE, OKAY?!
THE BANK OWNS IT ALL!
[ DOOR OPENS ]
- [ LAUGHING ]
YOU'RE SO BAD.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- HEY, WHOA -- HOLD -- WAIT,
WHAT'S -- WHAT IS THIS?
YOU'RE DRUNK?
YOU WENT TO A FUNERAL, AND YOU
DRANK?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU --
KATHERINE, GO UPSTAIRS.
GO UPSTAIRS.
COME OVER HERE, BUNNY.
YOU'D BETTER TALK TO ME.
HERE'S A FUCKING TOAST TO YOUR
FUCKING JACK!
MAY HIS FUCKING ROTTING CORPSE
REST IN FUCKING PEACE!
- ARE -- ARE YOU DONE?
ARE YOU DONE HERE?
JESUS CHRIST.
I WANT YOU AND YOU OUT OF MY
FUCKING HOUSE!
- HA!
THAT'S A FUCKING JOKE!
OUT OF
YOUR FUCKING HOUSE?!
YOU GOT OUR DAUGHTER DRUNK!
YOU GOT MY DAUGHTER DRUNK!
YOU GOT MY NEPHEW STONED!
- OH, SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER NOW?
SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER?
WHEN SHE'S A PROBLEM, SHE'S MY
DAUGHTER, BUT NOW SHE'S YOUR
DAUGHTER?
I DIDN'T GET HER DRUNK.
SHE GOT DRUNK ALL BY HERSELF.
- YOU GOT NO FUCKING
RESPONSIBILITY!
- I AM SO SICK OF LOOKING A YOUR FACE.
- I'M SICK OF YOURS, BABY!
I'M DONE!
- I WANT A FUCKING DIVORCE!
- WELL, YOU FUCKING GOT IT!
I WANT YOU OUT OF MY FUCKING
HOUSE!
OKAY?
YOU DO SHIT!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET A
FUCKING JOB!
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR SHIT OU OF MY FUCKING HOUSE!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
- IS KATE OKAY?
DID TODD HURT HER?
- DYLAN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, MAN?
- IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
I SWEAR TO GOD, IF TODD --
- SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
SHE'S OKAY, MAN.
IT'S JUST NOT A GOOD TIME FOR
YOU TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW, ALL
RIGHT?
I'M SORRY.
I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET.
EVERYBODY'S UPSET.
- STOP.
- YOU REALLY THINK YOU NEED
THIS?
- STOP.
- YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS
IMPORTANT TO YOU?
YOU THINK THAT SHE IS WORTH ALL
THIS?
- STOP, FISHER.
- NO, LISTEN TO ME, OKAY?
YOU'RE BETTER THAN HER.
YOU DON'T NEED HER.
- STOP.
- I'M NOT GONNA STOP.
YOU NEED TO GO HOME, OKAY?
- I DON'T HAVE A HOME.
I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING FAMILY.
NO.
MY HEAD.
OH, MY GOD, IT'S LIKE IT'S ABOU TO EXPLODE.
I CAN SEE A LITTLE FUCKING TRAIN
RUNNING THROUGH IT JUST FUCKING
KICKING MY HEAD.
[ INHALES, EXHALES SHAKILY ]
KATE.
KATE.
- NO.
- KATE. I NEED KATE.
- YOU DON'T.
- KATE.
- NO, JUST COME ON.
JUST GO.
- FISHER, STOP.
I NEED KATE!
- DYLAN.
- KATE!
KATE?
KATE, I CAN FIX THIS!
KATE, I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!
PLEASE?
KATE?
PLEASE?
I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING --
ANYTHING YOU WANT!
KATE!
[ Voice breaking ] KATE.
- PLEASE --
- FISHER, STOP.
[ SOBS ]
KATE, I'M THE ONE FOR YOU.
KATE!
FUCK.
FUCK!
- DYLAN.
- FUCK!
- JUST OPEN THE DOOR, BUNNY!
- I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!
[ INDISTINCT MUFFLED SHOUTING ]
- I'M HAPPY! YOU'RE HAPPY!
JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR FIVE
MINUTES!
LET ME TALK TO YOU!
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
- SORRY ABOUT YOUR STASH.
TODD WILL PAY YOU BACK.
- DON'T -- DON'T WORRY ABOU IT.
- [ SIGHS ]
WHAT'S UP?
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT THE SELFISH
GIRL THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME OU TO BE.
- OPEN THE DOOR!
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
- WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO
GRANDPA'S FUNERAL?
- [ SIGHS ]
I DON'T KNOW.
- I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!
[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]
- OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
- YOU THINK YOU AND I WILL BE
BETTER PARENTS?
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
- YOU KNOW, MY FOLKS WEREN' THAT BAD, ACTUALLY.
- [ SIGHS ]
I THINK WE'D MAKE THE BEST...
COUPLE IF WE WEREN'T RELATED.
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
- [ SMOOCHES ]
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, KATE.
- [ SIGHS ]
[ SOBBING ]
- "'WHO IS LIKE UNTO ME,' SAID
THE CUB AT THE PRIDE OF HIS
EARLIEST KILL.
THE JUNGLE IS LARGE, AND THE CUB
IS SMALL.
LET HIM THINK AND BE STILL."
DO YOU HUNT, MR. MILLER?
- NO.
- WELL, YOU OUGHT TO.
THAT QUOTE WAS BALOO TEACHING
MOWGLI THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE.
IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE, MOWGLI.
- YOU KNOW, I CAN'T SPEAK FOR
MY ENTIRE GENERATION, BUT...
WHAT'S THE POINT OF MAKING ALL
OF THIS MONEY
IF YOU CAN' CONNECT WITH THE PEOPLE THAT YOU
LOVE?
- YOU REALLY SHOULD TAKE UP
HUNTING.
- Yes, you've reached
Dylan Carson, and, yes, I'm
having a lot more fun than you
right now, so you just leave a
message.
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
- DYLAN?
DYLAN?
[ SIGHS ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
DYLAN!
HELLO?!
[ RAIN PATTERING ]
SHIT!
DYLAN!
DYLAN!
[ Voice breaking ] JESUS.
OH, MY GOD.
[ SOBBING ]
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
- WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO
ASK YOU SOME MORE QUESTIONS,
SON.
SO, WHERE WERE HIS PARENTS IN
ALL THIS -- HIS OTHER FRIENDS?
- I DON'T KNOW.
[ SIGHS ]
- KNOWING DYLAN, WOULD YOU
CLASSIFY THIS AS AN ACCIDENT OR
A SUICIDE?
- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
HERE.
- THANKS.
- SHAKE IT.
- WE USE THE FOUR ELEMENTS --
THE EARTH...
- All: THE EARTH.
- ...THE WIND...
- All: THE WIND.
- ...THE RAIN...
- All: THE RAIN.
- ...THE FIRE...
- All: THE FIRE.
- ...TO PROVIDE A SACREDNESS TO
THEIR VOWS, TO HONOR THE GOD
ABOVE US, THE GOD BELOW US, AND
THE GOD WITHIN US.
WHO HAS THE RINGS?
- I DO.
- I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND
AND WIFE.
YOU MAY KISS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
- I HOPE OUR CEREMONY WILL BE
MORE TRADITIONAL.
- WHAT ABOUT YOU, FISHER?
GET IN HERE.
COME ON.
- YEAH, FISHER. COME ON.
- OKAY.
EXCUSE ME?
- OH, YEAH?
- WOULD YOU MIND, UH, TAKING A
PICTURE OF US?
- SURE. SURE.
HOLD THIS, PLEASE.
- JUST HIT THIS BUTTON RIGH HERE.
- OKAY. YOU GOT IT.
- [ SIGHS ]
- CONGRATULATIONS, ALL.
- THANKS.
- THANKS.
- EVERYONE, SMILE.
AH, BEAUTIFUL.
BEAUTIFUL FAMILY.
- [ CHUCKLES ]
- WAIT. ONE MORE.
EVERYONE, JUST KEEP THAT SMILE.
[ fun.'s "CARRY ON" PLAYS ]
- IF YOU'RE LOST AND ALONE,
OR YOU'RE SINKING LIKE A STONE
CARRY O-O-O-N
MAY YOUR PAST BE THE SOUND
OF YOUR FEET UPON THE GROUND
CARRY O-O-O-N
CARRY ON, CARRY ON
SO I MET UP WITH SOME FRIENDS
AT THE EDGE OF THE NIGH AT A BAR OFF 75
AND WE TALKED AND TALKED
ABOUT HOW OUR PARENTS WILL DIE
ALL OUR NEIGHBORS AND WIVES
BUT I'D LIKE TO THINK
I CAN CHEAT IT ALL
TO MAKE UP FOR THE TIMES
I'VE BEEN CHEATED ON
AND IT'S NICE TO KNOW,
WHEN I WAS LEFT FOR DEAD,
I WAS FOUND, AND NOW
I DON'T ROAM THE STREETS
I AM NOT THE GHOS YOU WANT OF ME
IF YOU'RE LOST AND ALONE,
OR YOU'RE SINKING LIKE A STONE
CARRY O-O-O-N
MAY YOUR PAST BE THE SOUND
OF YOUR FEET UPON THE GROUND
CARRY O-O-O-N
WHOA-A-A-A
MY HEAD IS ON FIRE,
BUT MY LEGS ARE FINE
AFTER ALL, THEY ARE MINE
LAY YOUR CLOTHES
DOWN ON THE FLOOR
CLOSE THE DOOR
HOLD THE PHONES
SHOW ME HOW NO ONE'S
EVER GONNA STOP US TONIGHT
BECAUSE WE ARE,
WE ARE SHINING STARS
WE ARE INVINCIBLE
WE ARE WHO WE ARE
ON OUR DARKEST DAY,
WHEN WE'RE MILES AWAY
SO WE WILL COME
WE WILL FIND OUR WAY HOME
IF YOU'RE LOST AND ALONE,
OR YOU'RE SINKING LIKE A STONE
CARRY O-O-O-N
MAY YOUR PAST BE THE SOUND
OF YOUR FEET UPON THE GROUND
CARRY O-O-O-N
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
OH, WHOA, WHOA
WHOA, OH
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, OH
NO ONE'S EVER GONNA
STOP US NOW
NO ONE'S EVER,
NO ONE'S EVER...
[ SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
- ODE TO THE BEAUTIFUL,
DESPERATE DAYS
TO THE BEAUTY BORNE
OF ASH AND FLAME
WHERE TRUTH AND HOPE
RISE AGAIN
NO WAY TO KNOW
THAT WHERE WE ARE NOW
IS WHERE WE SHOULD BE
NO WAY TO KNOW
IF THE THINGS THAT WERE DONE
WERE DONE WILLINGLY
BUT WHEN THE TRUTH
BECOMES A LIE,
AND THE RAYS OF YOUR HOPE
HAS FLICKERED AND DIED
THESE ARE THE TIMES
WHEN YOU MIGHT SING
AN ODE TO THOSE BEAUTIFUL,
DESPERATE DAYS
TO A BEAUTY BORNE
OF ASH AND FLAME
WHERE THE TRUTH AND HOPE
RISE AGAIN
OH, THOSE BEAUTIFUL,
DESPERATE DAYS
ALL THE BEAUTY BORNE
OF ASH AND FLAME
WHERE TRUTH AND HOPE
RISE AGAIN
WHEN YOU OVERCOME DOUB WHEN YOU OVERCOME FEAR
ON THIS YOU CAN COUN THAT'S IT'S OWED
TO THOSE BEAUTIFUL,
BEAUTIFUL DAYS
TO THE BEAUTY BORNE
OF ASH AND FLAME
WHERE TRUTH AND HOPE
RISE AGAIN
ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL,
BEAUTIFUL DAYS
ALL THE BEAUTY BORNE
OF ASH AND FLAME
WHERE TRUTH AND HOPE
RISE AGAIN
RISE AGAIN