All I Want for Christmas (2021) Movie Script
1
Wherecouldhebe?
Peek-a-boo,Iseeyou.
Okay.
Themantel?
Thisearlyon, Imean,comeon,
it'sareallyobviouschoice.
Don'tyoutake
anyprideinyourwork?
Heseesyou whenyou'resleeping,
heknowswhenyou'reawake.
Heknowswhenyou'renot
doingyourjob.
Sobebetterforgoodnesssake.
It'salotmore
complicatedthanthat.
You'remakingamockery
oftherestofus.
Weworksohard
attheNorthPole
andyou'redownhere.
Youlittlepieceof...
You'vebeenreplaced.
Ordersfromthetop.
You'redone.
Bye.
Toodle-oo.
Ididn'twannahavetodothis.
Allright,buddy,thisiswhy
you'rebeingreplaced.
You'rebeinginsubordinate.
Youkeepmisfiling
yourpaperwork.
Toomanykidsareendingup
onthewronglists.
We'regoingautomated,bub.
- Hey,uh...
- justfixingthetree.
Hey,youhaveabrother.
Frandy,right?
Yeah.So?
What'sgoingon,Jax?
I-I-Idon'tknow.
IthoughtIheardsomething.
Hey,sweetheart,
it-it'sokay,don'tbescared.
IworkforSanta.
AmIdreaming?
No,butIwishIwas.
And,yes,Santaisreal.
Although,you'renot gonnarememberthat
afterIleavetonight.
- Whatareyoudoinghere?
- It'sChristmasEve.
Oh,Iknow.
Myelf?
Hey,Iheardthat.
You'relucky,shecan't.
Thisiswhy
you'reallbeingrecalled
andIhavetospend
myChristmasEvedoingit.
Doyouknowhowmanymore
stopsIhaveafterthis?
Likesixbillionover/under.
Yeah,thisismynight,kid.
Whyareyou
tellingmeallofthis?
Honestly, Ijustneededsomebody
that'sactually
goingtolistentome.
Thisisathanklessjob.
Hey,shutit!
I'maretriever.
Santaisn'tperfect,
andsometimes
wehavetorecallthings.
Tonight,it'sthoseclowns.
- Hey,watchit,buddy!
- Shh!
Don'twakeupmymomanddad.
MerryChristmas.
BUB?Arobot?
They'rereplacingthosethings.
- Yeah,that'sright.
- Youheardme.
They'rereplacingyou,
you'reoutofhere,buddy.
Allofyou
andyourslackerfriends.
Wait,elvesarereal?
Realslackers.
Yes,they'rereal.
And,asyouknow,
theirjobistokeepaneyeout.
Takeanightlywatch
andreportback totheNorthPole
andtelluswho'son
thenaughtyandnicelists.
Ialwaysthoughttheywere
justsomedoll.
That'swhatthey
wantyoutothink.
Problemis,theydon'talways
comebackontime,
andwhentheydo,
theysometimesbringbadintel.
Andwehavenicekidsthatare
endinguponthenaughtylist
andnaughtykidsthat
aregettingonthenicelist.
Santaisreplacingallofthese
elveswithBUBs.
Andmaybethenwecanget
somedependableinformation, unlikesomepeople.
Wow,thisisallreal.
TheseBUBs havesatellitelinkups,
sotheyneverlosepower.
They'recuteasabutton,
andhonestly,
Ilikethembetterthanelves.
Anyway,
thanksforlistening,kid.
Icanseewhy
you'reonthenicelist.
IsworeIheardher
talkingtosomeone.
Shewasprobablyjust
talkinginhersleep.Comeon.
Wehavealongdaytomorrow.
Atoyrobot
fromlike2005orsomething.
Andafootball.
Who'sgonnateachus
tothrowthat?
- Wecanteacheachother.
- IsawitonTV.
Theythrowit
kindalikearocket.
Wemustbe onthenaughtylist.
Butwe'regoodkids.
- Iknow.
- WedoeverythingMommysays,
wegetgoodgrades,
andwenevergetintrouble.
Wegottafigureoutwhy.
Therearealotofthings
Iwanttoo,Jax.
Youneededclothes.
Youcan'twear
aPlayStationtoschool.
Iknow.lt'snotyou,Mom.
It'sSanta.
Itmighthave
slippedSanta'smind.
Workingovertime,doubleshifts,
asingleparent,
payingthebills,
makingsureyouguysarefed.
Whatdowedowrong?
Letmeseethatthing.
Thatthingiscreepy.
No,he'snot.
Creepy.
Thanksforgettinghimforme.
Ididn'tgethimforyou.
I'macollegestudent.
Iliveoffofnoodlesandwater.
Ican'taffordthat.
Cantakeme toGo'NBananas?
Nottoday.
ButIcantakeyou
laterthisweek.
BUB!
BUB.
BUB!
DidAlex getyouforChristmas?
DidSantabringyoutome?
IsSantareal?
Sorry,Gus,
it'sthatrobotmymomgotme.
Hey,BUB,pleasegotosleep.
Whydon'tyou justturnhimoff?
Hedoesn'thave
anoffbuttonoranonbutton.
Ievenputhim backinhisboxonetime
andhegotout.
- Iswear
- Okay,backtotheplan.
We'llmeetat
teninthemorning.
Andtrustme,he'llbethere.
Oh...
Well,ittookyou longenough.
What,thewalkfrom
threestoresdownkillyou?
Ishould'vebeenSanta.
No,youshouldhave
graduatedhighschool.
Thenyouwouldn'thaveto
haveajobdressedlikethat.
IshouldhavebeenJeffBezos,
or...whateverhisnameis.
Lifeisunfair.
Where'sRabbitandOllie?
Outtheredoingtheirthing.
Okay,well,
Ican'tgetontheWIFI.
Ican.
What'sthepassword?
What'sthepassword?
What'sthepassword?
Hey,kid, what'stheWIFIpassword
forthisplace?
ThereisnoWIFIpassword,
it'sfree.
Timetohit
theoldfolkshome,Santa.
It'sfreeWIFI.
It'sfreeWIFI.
Rabbit,camerasworking?
Rabbit,isourguardbuddyhere?
Hey!-
Dude,whattheheckwasthat?
- Dude,youscreamlikeagirl.
- That'ssexist.
- Alright,cancelme.
- Actually,I'msure that'dprobablywork.
Ah,our
guardbuddy'sapproaching.
- Ollie,getinthere.
- Doyourthing.
- IknowwhatIneedtodo.
- Yougetustophasetwo.
Okay.
- Alright,yeah,I'lldothat.
- I'llgettophasetwo.
Onlytwointheballpit
atatime.
- Igotit.
- Igotit.
- No,Igotit.
- Igotit.
Icertainlygotit.
- Goodbye.
- Haveagoodtime.
- Wewill.
- Okay.
Seeyoulater.-
Wewon't.
Herewego.
Thatdoesn'tlooklike
therealSantaClause.
Itdoesn'thavetobe
therealSanta.
- Weallknowhe'sgothelpers.
- So,what'sthepoint?
Look,weholdthatguy
andhisbigfootelfhostage
togetthereal
Santa'sattention.
Thenwetrytoconvincehim
totakeusoffthenaughtylist.
That'sthepoint.
Youguysinorwhat?
Okay,placeclosesinanhour.
Let'sgo.
Idon'twantto behereallday.
It'sfun.
Notasfunastexting.
Youknow,Idon'thaveto
takeyouatall.
Whydidyoubringthat?
It'snotlike
youcantakeitinside.
Whynot?
Because...
- Justdon'tbeababy.
- Leaveitinthecar.
No!BUBgoeswhereIgo.
He'soneofakind.
Santabroughthimtome.
Someonetoldmethat.
Thereyougo.
It'snotwhatIordered.
That'swhatyourmamasaid.
Justeatit.
Whathappenedtohim?
He'sfine.He'sfine.
Olliedelayedtheguard.
Oh.Oh,yeah.Yeah.
Thatrightthere's
aHankhigh-five.
Alright,sowhatabout
thesecurityguard?
Didyouanesthetizehim?
Isheinoculated?
Thisisdiet.
- Yeah,so?
- Ihatedietsoda.
Well,maybeyoushould
stophatingit.
Now,canwegetback
totheplan?
It'salmostclosingtime.
Itain'tright.
What-what-what'snotright?
Thetime?
- Thesoda.
- Isn'ttherehotchocolate?
Fortheloveofeverything
thatisholy...
couldyoujustshutup
aboutthesoda?
Canyoudothat?
I'lltry.
Thankyou.
Okay.
Now,RabbitandOllie,
they'regonnabeincharge
ofthesecurityoffice,okay.
I'mjustsaying...
No,no,no.Youknowwhat?
I'mjustsaying!
Assoonasthisisover,
IsweartoGod,
youbuyall
thenon-dietsodayouwant.
AsfarasI'mconcerned,
youcoulddrownyourself inBigGulps!
Butforrightnow,justthis
tinylittlewindowoftime,
thissliverofamoment,
couldyoushutup
aboutthesoda?
- Yeah.
- -Sowecanatleastfinish phaseoneplanning.
- Canyoudothatforme?
- Sure.
- Thankyou.
- Goahead,boss.
- What?
- Nothing.
No,there'ssomething.
I'mgood.
Christ'ssake, it'sthelasttime
IgethelpoffCraigslist.
Alright...
I'lltellyousomething,
whenthecellphonejamming...
Dietsoda'snohealthier
thanregularsoda,
- stillspikesyourpancreas.
- I...willkickyourpancrea...
- Hey,Santa.
- Yeah.
Howlongyoustayin'?
Howyoudoin'?Yeah,no...
It's,uh...Standup.
- What's,uh...
- We-we-we-we-we...
weleavewhen,uh,
youknow,theplaceisclosed.
Westaytill...
Whyyou-youwantapicture?
I'mleavingearlytoday.
Why?
Lookatme,
I'mcoveredinpee-peewater.
Ralph,you'reavaluedmember...
Don't... Letyoursupertop
crazysecuritysoftwaresystem
closeupforthenight.
Hey,boss,we'rehaving
asecuritysoftwareissue.
Goodluckwiththat.
Oh,myGod,it'sJustin.
Justinwho?
FrommyBioclass.
- Alex,hey.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- She'sbabysittingme.
- Cool.
- Cool.
Cool.
Yeah.
Cool,well,
I'llseeyouinclass.
Uh...seeya.
"Cool,cool."
Thatwas anactualconversation?
Comeon.
Alex,comeon,youcan
lookforjobsanothertime.
- Hello.
- Whoisthisspeaking?
- Idon'tknow.
- Ican'tseeyou.
Thisis
theGo'NBananasmanager.
Whoisthis?
TheGo'NBananasmanager.
Whatyoujusttoldme.
Whatextensionisthis?
HowmanyguessesdoIget?
Listen,whatisthisallabout?
Idon'tknow,youstartedit.
IwanttospeaktoRalph,
mysecurityguard.
Whydidn'tyousayso
inthefirstplace?
Where'stheguard?
Onlyheshouldbe
usingthisline.
Trustme,it'snotyourbest.
Youwereright.
Youcan'tjustleavehimhere.
He'syours.
Santagavehimtoyou,right?
Keephim.
IsSantareal,Alex?
It'sJustin.
Justin-time.
What?
Attentionpatrons,
we'llbeclosing
infiveminutes.
Pleasemakeyourway
tothefrontdoor.
Okay,it'son.
- Didyouseethatelf?
- He'shuge!
Howarewetaking
thatlumberjackdown?
Workingonit.
Butifwedothat,
won'tSantabeupsetwithus?
He'salreadyupsetwithus
forsomereason.
We'retryingtofixthat.
Guys!Getinhere!
Whathappenedinhere?
Idon'tknow, toiletexploded.
That'sarealtasergun.
- Noway.
- Way.
It'soneofthosenewones.
Itshootsdarts.
Butnocablesorwires.
Mydadwas talkingaboutthem.
They'reawesome!
Youandyourdad
talkabouttaserguns?
Guys,thisismyplan...
Thestore'sclosingup,
littlegirl.
Thankyouallforcoming.
Seeyouherenexttime.
Areyouarealelf?
Isuream.
Didyouwanttogetapicture?
Nothanks.
Ijusthaveaquestion
forSanta.
Comeon,sweetie,theplace
isabouttoclosedown.
Don'tyou... don'tyou
haveschoolorsomething?
- It'saSaturday.
- Right.Right.
Okay,well,climbuphere,
let'sgetstarted.
That'sokay,I'llstand.
So,uh,what-whatcanSanta
doforyou?
Iknowyou'renot
therealSanta.
Isthatright?
Sowhat'syourpoint?
Doyouworkfor therealSanta?
Whatdoyouwantme
totellyou,huh?
Youwanttohearhe'sreal?
Okay,he'sreal.
Ijustwantto knowthetruth.
Thetruth,huh.
Letmegiveyou
afewwordsofadvice,huh.
Theonlyperson
youneedtobelieveinisyou.
Theonlyperson
Ibelieveinisme.
Theonlyone
Ilookoutforisme.
Theonlyone Icareaboutisme.
Andwhenyougrowup
tobeabiglittlegirl
don'trelyonaboyfriend,
don'trelyonahusband,
don'trelyonyourfamily
andcertainlydon't relyonyourfriends.
Becausewhenthechipsaredown
andyoureallyneedthem,
notasingleoneofthem
willbethereforyou.
Thanks.
Anytime,kid.
Hey,littlegirl.
Cashmoney,kid.
Youtakethat
tothebankandcashit.
MerrybelatedChristmas.
MerryChristmas.
Ollie.
Ollie,comein,it'sRabbit.
- Everything'sgoodinhere.
- How'sitlookingoutthere?
I'malittletiedup
rightnow,butit'sfine.
Justdoyourcomputermagic.
Rabbit.
Rabbit!
I'mlookingat
ahotgirl,Rabbit.
Arealone!
ButguesswhatIgot;
guns,Rabbit,bigguns.
Copy,goodbuddy.
Logan?
Oh,Ihatemylife.
HowdidIblowit
forthehotgirl?
Well...
Idon'thaveto
worryaboutthat,Iguess.
Becauseintenhours
I'llberich.
James,stopthiscrazything!
Oh,myGod.
I'llneverfindherinhere.
Logan!
Logan!
Hello?
Hello?
Howcouldtherebenoservice?
Alex,areyouinthere?
Alright,who'sfirst?
Itisn'tapackagedeal.
Whichoneofyou
wantstogofirst?
Idon'tthinkweshould.
Don'tshoot.
Whatareyoudoingwith...
- Whataboutmyjacket?
- Let'sgo!
Whatthe...?
Yes!
Itworked!
Whyaretheylocked?
Let'sgo!
Whatisgoingonhere?
So,there'skids,I...
Doyouknowwhotheyare?
Ithinkthey
didsomethingtoSanta.
- What?
- -Idon'tknow, butitdidn'tsoundgood.
Ithinktheygo
tomyschoolorsomething.
Wejustmovedhere.
- Nocellservice.
- What?
We'redeadzoned.
I-Ican'tcall,
Ican'ttext,nothing.
Whatarewegonnado?
Imean,
howdoIcallthepolice?
Calmdown,Alex,
they'rejustkids.
Orareyouafraid
becauseyoucan'ttextJustin?
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
Howlongdidittakeyou
torealizeIwasgone?
Logan,I...
Everybody,
cellserviceisjammed,
thedoorsarelocked.
Weareagoforphasetwo.
Gentlemen,
wearereadytogetrich!
What's... what'sgoingon?
What'shappening?
Isthatdrool?
Ithinkso.
Somebodygetthisguy
adroolcup.
Whatisthat?
It'sacuphecandroolin.
That'swhatyouwanted,right?
Isaidgivehimacup,
nottapeittohisface.
Yeah!
- Whatthe...
- Noswearing.
Orelseyou'llendup
onthenaughtylistwithus, "Santa".
Right.
Wherethehelldidyoukids
getastungun?
- Doesn'tmatter.
- Wegotit,okay.
- Yeah.
- -Andnowwewant therealSanta'sattention.
What?
Theysaid
theyhaveourattention,
andnowtheywant
Santa'sattention.
Can-canyoukids
subtitlethefatone?
YouguysworkforSanta, right?
Yeah.
Yeah,Imean,
weallknowyou'refake.Right?
Right.
Whateveryousay,kid.
Youwannauntieme?
Whatareyoudoingwith...
Oh,God!
Oh,no.
Youhavealist,wedotoo.
Howoldareyoukids,huh?
Ho-ho-ho.
"DearSanta..."
"Wewillmakethisshort.
IamJackson "Jax" Weiss,
andmybrotherFrandy,
andfriendGusHall,
wouldliketopleaseberemoved
fromyournaughtylist.
Wearenotbadkids andmust'veendedup
onyourlistbymistake.
Forthelasttwoyears, meandmybrotherdidn'tget
asinglethingweaskedfor.
And,Gus,well,heaskedfor someprettyexpensivethings,
buthedidn'tgetthemeither.
Sowe'dreallyappreciateit
ifyou'dreconsider
andswitchus
tothenicelist,sir.
MybrotherandI,
welostourdadtwoyearsago,
andIknowyou
gotusafootball,
butFrandy'sjustnotbigenough
tothrowitwithmeyet."
Yes,Iam.
"Anyway,we'renotbadkids,
andGuscanbe
prettyokaysometimes,too."
- No,hecan't.
- Whatdoyoumean?
Shutit.
"Sowe'regivingthisletter
toyourhelper,
andIwillholdhimhere
untilwehearfromyou.
Sincerely,usgoodkids,
Jax,Frandy,Gus."
Well,wegotusapint-sized
HansGruberhere,don'twe?
Who'sthat?
So,letme
getthisstraight,kid.
You-you-youkidnapped
Santa'shelper.
Sohowdoyoupropose
ongettingalettertoSanta?
He'sanelf,ishenot?
Youreallybelievethat,
don'tyou?
Yeah.
Godblesscommoncore.
Wejustcan't
stayhereallnight.
Wesurecan.
Wehavetocallthepolice
orsomething?
Kidscan'tshutdown
thecellservice andlockdoors.
TheseBUBshavesatellitelinkup
sotheyneverlosepower.
- BUB.
- What?
BUB!Maybehecangetthrough.
Shameyoudroppedhimoff
atthegiftstore.
- I'llgogethim.
- No!
We'restayingrighthere.
Wedon'tknowwhat's
goingonoutthere.
Ollie,what'sHank
andJoe'sstatus?
I'minthisballpit.
Remember,thegames
canturnonrandomly.
Canyoustopcallingme!-
Oh,no.
Oh,no.
Uh,hey,Ollie.
Uh,gotalittlebit
ofasituationhere.
Uh,theaccessissmall.
Uh,like,reallysmall.
So,you'regonna
settheelffree,
totakethelettertoSanta?
Yeah.Willyoudoit?
Sure.
- CanIgetapony,San...
- Getoffofme!
Okay,soRabbitgot thecellphonejammersworking,
andthedoorsarelocked,
sowe'recutoff,
whichisgood,right?
Andwefoundtheaccesspoint
inthelasertagarea,
- justlikeyousaid.
- Ollie...
Butit'sbitsmall,
sothere'snowaytubbytheelf
- overhereisgettinginthere.
- Hey!
Butwereallyneedtoget
intothatvault,andIgotguns.
- Ollie.
- Bigguns.
- Ollie,shutup!
- Okay,okay.
Thatguyisweird.
Whoarethesekids?
Whathappenedtoyou?
Notagain.
I'mneverhavingkids.
What'sthisguytalkingabout?
Andwho'sRabbit?
Howmuchdoyoukidsweigh?
That'skindapersonal.
They'retheperfectsize.
Well,yousee,kids,
Santahasmorethanjustme
and,uh,the-theelfhere.
Imean,Ihavekids
likeyouallthetime.
Oh,it'sabigjob dealingwithallwishlists
andthingslikethat,right.
Andyoukids,youknow,
you'realltechnologicalwizards
unlikemyself,youknow.
Yeah,man,you'reanoldie.
- Yeah,yeah,yeah.
- Butagoodie.
Youdon'tneedto
keepustiedup.
Comeon.
Andwhatwouldyousay
ifItoldyou
IcouldgetSanta
onthelinerightnow,
andthentakeallthreeofyou
forlittlepost-Christmas
shoppingspree,
righthereatthegiftshop,
huh?
What'sthecatch?
Howdoyou
feelaboutsmallspaces?
Huh?
Okay.
Soloadup
whateveryoucancarry.
Andit'snoproblem
'causeIgotavanoutside.
Afterwards, putitallinthevan,
giveyouaridehome.
Youwantus
togetintoavanwithyou?
Well,notnow, butlater,yeah.
It'sareallynicevan.
Whoa!
AndnoBUBs!
Okay,haveatit.
Youknow,
takewhateveryouwant.
Andjustknow,Santa'sdown.
He'stotally,
totallycoolwithit.
Whataboutthealarms?
Oh,wedisabledthealarms.
What-what-whathemeans
isthatweused
Santamagic,alright.
Elfmagictodisablethealarms.
Wegotta,youknow, dothatwhenyou're
workingwithSanta,right?
Buttheshopknowsaboutit.
Wegottodealwiththem,so...
Likewiththesquirrels
andthepigeons.
Wait-wait-wait,what-what
whatsquirrelsandpigeons?
Mydadsaysthatpeople
havedealswithsquirrels andpigeons.
Theydon'twreckthingsforus,
andwedon'trunoverthem.
Right.
Well,then...
What'supwithyoutwo?
Go!Getallthetoys
youeverdreamedabout.
Youdidn'tcallSanta.
No,hedidn't.
What?
Yeah,Idid.
ItotallycalledSanta.
- Isawyou.
- When?
Actually,uh,
Ijustshothimatext.
Letmesee.Imean,
howwillweknowifwe'reoff
thenaughtylistornot?
BecauseI'mgiving
youtwomyword.
Okay?
Whereishegoing?
Bathroom!
Thisisfine.
- Thisisfine.
- Everything'sokay
becauseit'sallgood
andit'sallright.
Rabbit,Rabbit,listen.
- Doyoucopy?
- Copy.
Okay,whenHankwalkies,
pretendtobeSanta.
Wait,what?
- Idon't...
- Whatdoyoumean?
Rabbit...
Idon't... Rabbit.-
- Idon't...
Listen!
Listen,whenHankwalkies,
pretendtobeSanta.
Ho-ho-ho,Santahere.
How'sitgoingdownthere,Hank?
So,uh,listen,Santa,
ifyoucoulddomeasolid, justtake,uh...
uh,Jax,FrandyandGus
offthatnaughtylist,
that-that-thatwould,uh...
Icouldtakethem
offthenaughtylist, ofcourse.
- Offthenaughtylist.
- Yeah,that'dbe... that'dbe...
- That'dbegreat ifyoucoulddothatforme.
- Yeah.
- Isayletthem getwhatevertheywant.
- -Thisisstillstealing.
No,it'snot... it'snot...
- It'snotstealing.
- -I'msorry fortheerror,mybad.
Oh,that-that-that...
Thatisamazing.
Hey,Santa,Iappreciateit.
Allright,takecare.
Ah,goodlist.Nonaughty.
Yeah?Whatdoyousay?
So...
- Anythingyouwant.
- Something'snotrighthere.
Santawouldn'tokaythis.
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
- It'sstealing.
- Yeah,itis.
Kid,youheardmeonthephone
withSantahimself.
Hegaveyoutheallclear,
youheardthat,right?
- Thenthatwasn't therealSanta.
- -No,itwasn't.
Alright,youknowwhat,
Idon'thavetimeforthis.
Ididn'twantit
tocometothis.
- Butyouknow,what...
- -Geez,Hank,yougetmore withhoneythanvinegar.
Thisisasreal
asSantagets.
Howaboutthat,huh?
Ollie,yougotthebag
fullofbigguns
incasethisisn't enoughincentive
tomakethemlistentome?
Wehaveanunderstandingnow?
Okay,youknowwhat,
thedealisoff.
Youthreearecomingwithus.
You'regonnadous
alittlefavor,
andmaybe,just-justmaybe...
youdoagoodjob
yougettogohomeafterwards.
Whatdoyou
thinkaboutthat,huh?
Oh,Santababy!
Alright.Littlerascals,
let'smoveit.
Lasertagarea,now.
Sorry.
- That'sarealgun.
- That'snotastungun.
- Wegottagetoutofhere.
- Comeon.
Comeon.
There'sgottabe
awayouttahere.
Can'twejustbreaktheglass
onthefrontdoors?
Withwhat?
Stillnoservice.
Areyouserious?
Wecan'trun.
Wehavetohelpthosekids.
It'stherightthingtodo.
Theyhaveagun.
Whatdowehave?
Theytookthemintolasertag.
Hey,BUB.I'msorry.
Canyouhelpus?
Why'dyoudoit,kid?
Ourdadtaughtus
tostandupforourselves.
Yeah,andhedidn'traise
nonaughtylistkids.
Shh!Getoverhere.
Okay,youtwo,comeon...
Comeon... comeon...
Walk.
- Okay.
- Youthree againstthewall, anddonotmove.
Whatonearth tookyousolong?
Andwhere'sOllie?
ButI'lltellyousomething,
whenIgetmyhandsonhim...
Please,tellhim whywe'rehere.
Well,asexpected...-
theyjustpaneledoverit.
Theynevercloseditoff,
justlikeyourguysaid.
What'sdownthere?
Well,that'sagreatquestion,
myelvenfriend,
Please,Rabbit,
doyouwanttoexplain?
Rabbit,aslike,bunnyrabbit?
That'sEaster.
Let'sfocusonChristmas,
canwe?
IfIcangiveeverybody
alittlebit ofahistorylesson:
Go'NBananasandlaserare
beingrebuiltoveranoldbank.
Theydemolished
theactualbuilding,
buttheyleft
theundergroundvaultintact
inthelimestonecaves.
Dude,Ijustsaw
thehottestgirl.
Dude,Iknow,Isawher
onthemonitors.
- Yeah.Yeah.
- Yeah.Yeah,yeah.
- Zipit.
- Yeah,yeah.
I'velivedhereallmylife,
I'veneverheard
anythinglikethat.
Ifeverythingaboutthemap
andthestoriesaretrue,
thenthereshouldbe
someleftovercash, somesilver...
Idon'tknow, maybealittlebit
ofgoldforus.
Well,whatifthereisn't?
- Yeah.
- Thenyouallgotojailbroke.
We'renotgoingtojail.
- Thenwhatdoyouneedusfor?
- Whatarewedoinghere?
Well,yousee
thesizeofthathole?
Doesitlooklike
wecanfitinthathole?
Butyouthreecan,can'tya?
Youthreearegonna
godownthere.
Thereshouldbe
apowerboxthough.
Openit,throwtheswitch,
anditshouldopen
theaccessforallofus.
Yeah,Idon'tthinkso.
Really?Becausemeandmyfriend
here,well,wethinkotherwise.
Breakingoutthebigguns.
Huh?
Yeah,man,got'emwithmy
five-fingerdiscount.
That'snotevenarealgun.
Yeah,it'sanunloaded
CO2pelletgun.
I... thecartridge
goesinthebutt.
Icanseeit'sempty.
Okay,well,youknowwhat?
There'sthreeofus,
andwe'rebig.
Comeon,kids.
- Comeon.
- Youtoo?
It'llbeokay.
Getgoing.
It'sdarkinhere.
Getready.
Don'ttheserobots
haveflashlights?
Hey,inside.
Ho-ho-ho.
They'reupthere.
Listen.
That'sthemalright.
Ihopeit'snottoolate.
Whatarewegonnado?
LeaveittoBUB.
Aguythatbig
doesn'tsuddenlyvanish.
Pinocchio.
AndItellyou,thatfatty
didn'tfitinthathole.
Uh,Hank,uh,
howwelldoyouknowJoe?
Likeaweek.Youknow, putanadontheCraigslist
thing,heanswered,right.
Soyourmapguy
didn'trecommendhim?
Whereisthisgoing?
Okay,letmegetthisstraight,
thisguy'sastranger,
andyoutoldhimeverything.
Weneedhim
toopenthevault.Ah.
- Oh,myLord.
- We'regonnagotojail.
- Nah,prison.
- It'safederalcrime, soit'dbeprison.
Quiet.
Shh.
Whoa.
Therehavetobe
millionsinthere.
- Howdoyouknow?
- It'sold.
Whoa,youcouldlock
Godzillainthere.
Howdowegetaccess?
Well,weneedto
findthatthing...
WhatdidthatRabbitguy
sayitwas?Um...
Youknowwhat,
justgivemethephone.
- Helloupthere.
- Thisisdownhere.
Copy.
Copy?Copywhat?
Copy.Like,Icopy.
Copywhat?
ItjustmeansIheardyou.
Yeah,exactly.
Whydidn'tyoujustsaythat?
Idid.What'sthedeal?
Idon'tknow,youstartedit.
Look,isJoedownthere?
Joe?Joe,who?
Theelf.Joe,thebigelf.
Whywouldhebedownhere?
Theelevator.
Isn'tthatwhatyou
needustojumpstart,right?
Look,didyou
findthepowerbox?
That'swhyIwascallingyou.
There'sawholebankdownhere.
Andyoumorons thinkit'sjustavault,
butit'sawholebank.
ThenwhatIheardistrue.
Thewholereasonwe'rehere
isbecausethejanitor,
whousedtoworkhere,
anolddrinkingbuddyofmine...
Don'tjudge.
Hetoldmethattheowner
ofGo'NBananas
builtthelasertagarena
rightoverthisbank,
becauseonedayhewantedto
drilldownintothatbank
withoutanybodyknowing.
Saidhe'sgonna
guideusthroughit.
Don'tIfeelsomuchbetter?
Copy.
Okay,BUB,youallset?
I'msorry
Ileftyouinthestore.
IgotmadwhenAlex
saidtherewasnoSanta.
Oh,wow.
Igotareallybad
feelingaboutthis.
Getthatelevatorworking,now.
Thisthingloaded?
Ihopeso.
They'recomingoutofthewalls.
What?!
Givemeoneofthoseguns.
Isthatthecops?
Soundslikeavideogame.
Weshouldprobably
getbackupthere.
Igottagun!
It's-it'slike
agrenadelauncher.
AndIgotanothergun,
too,it'sa...gun.
- Ididtime...
- inthemilitary.
Ididtwotours
whenwewerein...
Youknow,doingwarandstuff.
Youmesswiththebull,
yougetthe...
Stopit!
Yoo-hoo!
Robots...
Ijustpeekedover
andI'veseenthatyou're robots!
Whichmeansyou'reelectric.
Igotcupsofwateruphere!
Igotone!
Whereisthisguy?
Oh,myGod,Hank!
Whoa.
Whoisthat?
Hotgirl.
Weneedtogetupstairs
tothepolice.
No,wehavetohelpthosekids.
Logan!
Whatwasthat?!
Marines,weareleaving.
IthinkI'llfit.
I'masizezero.
Yeah,right.
Wereyoulookingupmyskirt?
Stupid.
Alright.
Allclear.
Well,nowthat
thegang'sallhere,
let'sgetbacktobusiness,
shallwe?
Idon'tknow
whothatwasupthere,
buttheyain'tgetdownhere.
All...ourmoneyproblems
areover.
- Wait...
- Notyou.
Justthosetwo.
Idon'tcareaboutthemoney.
Butwehadadeal.
Yousaidyou'dgetus
ontothegoodlist.
- Iheardyousayit.
- Ididn'tsayit.That...
Wedidn'tshakeonit.
That'sdirty.
Thisdealjustgetsus deeperanddeeper
ontothenaughtylist.
Whatthe...
Whoareyou?
Well?
Well,Ithink thatshoulddoit.
Youthink?
Uh...Imean,
thosearethelocks.
That'senoughC-4tobreak
offthelocks,so...
Yeah,Ithinkthat'senough.
Youbetterpray foryourthink.
Arobbery?
That'swhatthisisabout?
Whydon'tyou
pipedownthere,missy.
Let'sgettoit,Rabbit.
Rabbit?
It'smynickname.
Justwherearewesupposedtogo
whenthisthingblows?
Imean,youdoknowit'sgonna
blowourearsout,right?
Shutyourcornhole,alright.
He'sright.ltwill.
Wecanhide
behindthatthing,okay.
Howaboutwejustgoupstairs
andblowitupfromthere?
- Notwiththosetiny terminatorsupthere.
- I'lltellyouthatmuch.
- Rabbit,where'stheremote?
- Yougottheremote?
Um...maybeaslight
problemwiththat.
Imayormaynothave
forgottenmostlyeverything.
Uh...thewires,
thedetonators,theremote.
Everything.
Rabbit,tellme
youdidn'tforgettheremote.
Um...
Tellmeyoudidn't
forgettheremote.
Don'ttellme
youforgottheremote!
Don'ttellme
youforgottheremote!
Sir...
SadSanta,sir,
IthinkIcanhelpyou.
Youdo?
ButifIdo,
yougottagivehalfof
whatever'sinthatvaulttome
soIcangiveittocharity.
Charity,huh?
You'realreadygonnastealit,
youmightaswellletus
dosomethinggoodwithit.
Okay,kid.
We'llevenshakeonit.
That'sagoodhandshake,kid.
Youknowsomething,
doesn'tmatter
whatyougivetocharity.
You'renotgonna
getonthegoodlist.
Ispentthefirsthalf
ofmylife
doingnothingbutgoodthings.
Ineveroncesawthegoodside.
Naughtylistmywholelife.
AtleastIhavesomething
Istillbelievein.
Yeah,kid.
- So,what'syourplan?
- Oneshotleft.
Itzapstheplasticexplosives
andcracksyoursafe.
Howdoyouknowthat?
- IsawitonFortnight.
- Itoldhim.
Youknow,
in-intheoryitcanwork.
Yeah...andwegot
nootherchoice.
Okay.
Who'sgoingtopullthetrigger?
Becausesomebody'sgotto.
Somebody'sgotta
walkupthereclose,
andtheygottabe
agoodshot.What...
I'lldoit.
You'llbekilled.
Maybenot.
Impressed?
That'soneofthosethings.-
Becareful.
Whatareyoudoing?
Whoa!Whoa-whoa,kid!
Imissed.
Where'sthekaboom?
Thoughttherewouldbeakaboom.
IsthatJoe?
- Joe...
- whatareyoudoinginthere?
Andwhy-whyareyou
dressedlikethat?
ItoldyouI'mSan...
Ho-ho-ho!
ThatlookslikeJoetheelf.
Ithinkwe'veheardenough
fromhimforoneday.
So,like,areyoureallySanta?
IamJax.
Sorryfortasingyou,Santa.
AndIapologizetoyou,
andGusandFrandy, andhonestly,
alotofotherkids.
Yousee,Iwasn'ttoohappy
withtheelvesontheshelves
becauseoftheirbadreporting
andtheirmix-ups.
SoIreplacedthemwith...
Hey,that'smyBUB!-
FiguredIwouldmoveinto
the21stcentury.
Myworkerelvesgottowork.
Ithinkthetrialwasasuccess.
Butyouweregonna
robthevault.
Actually,no.
I'vebeenwatchingHankthere
forsometime.
AndsinceIhad
abitoffreetime,
IthoughtI'dgoundercover
andseehowthisallplayedout.
Jax,Iamsoproudofyou.
I'mproudofallofyou.
Evenyou,doubtingAlexandra.
Mylistiscorrected, andevenhadyou
beenonthenaughtylist,
youractionsduringthis
littleexcursion
showedwhoyoureallyare.
- Well,Iguessit'stime.
- TakegoodcareofBUB.
Andremember,heseesyou
whenyou'resleeping,
andheknowswhenyou'reawake.
Goodmorning.
Hey!
- I...
- Hey!
Hey.
Um...
it'sjustalittlesomething
Santawantedtosendyou.
Youknow,foryourtroubles.
Oh,it'sgotthat...
It'sgottwoscreens.
I-I-Ievenbrought,
youknow,headphones,and...
aftereverythingIdid,
youknow,
Santaputme
onthenaughtylist,so...
Hesaid,Igotta dothisjobforabit
togetbackonthegoodside.
You'regonnabedoingthis
foralongtime.
Yeah,probablyforever.
Yeah.You'reprobablyright.
Well,merrybelatedChristmas.
Hey,Mr.Hank,youknow
howtoworkthisthing?
Whatvideogames?
No,youknow,I... forme,
pretendingtodosomething
wasneverasfun
asactuallydoingit,youknow.
Notthat.This.
Yeah,football.
Youknowhowtothrowit?
Areyoukiddingme?
Iplayedthatgame
sinceIwassixyearsold.
Willyouteachus?
- Bothofyou?
- Yes.
Yeah,Ikindafigured
youtwowereapackagedeal.
Weare.
- Yeah.Yeah,Icanteachyou.
- Tomorrow?
Yeah.Yeah,Ican
comebacktomorrow.
Youpromise?
Yeah,kid,Ipromise.
Okay,Iguess...
IguessIdeservethat.
- What,youtoo?
- Packagedeal.
Okay.
Iguesswefound
ourquarterback,didn'twe?
Youknow,I'm-I'm...
I'msupposedto
flashyouwiththis,
but,uh,youknow,
Santa'sorders.
ButifIdo,you'renot
gonnarememberanything
whenIcomebacktomorrow
toplayfootball.
Sowhat,uh...
Whatdoyousayif
Iaccidentallyforget toflashyou,
andwejust
keepthatbetweenus?
Betweenus.
Youtwogotobednow.
I'llseeyoutomorrow.
Hey,Mr.Hank.
- Yeah?
- Thankyou.
You'rewelcome,kid.
Wherecouldhebe?
Peek-a-boo,Iseeyou.
Okay.
Themantel?
Thisearlyon, Imean,comeon,
it'sareallyobviouschoice.
Don'tyoutake
anyprideinyourwork?
Heseesyou whenyou'resleeping,
heknowswhenyou'reawake.
Heknowswhenyou'renot
doingyourjob.
Sobebetterforgoodnesssake.
It'salotmore
complicatedthanthat.
You'remakingamockery
oftherestofus.
Weworksohard
attheNorthPole
andyou'redownhere.
Youlittlepieceof...
You'vebeenreplaced.
Ordersfromthetop.
You'redone.
Bye.
Toodle-oo.
Ididn'twannahavetodothis.
Allright,buddy,thisiswhy
you'rebeingreplaced.
You'rebeinginsubordinate.
Youkeepmisfiling
yourpaperwork.
Toomanykidsareendingup
onthewronglists.
We'regoingautomated,bub.
- Hey,uh...
- justfixingthetree.
Hey,youhaveabrother.
Frandy,right?
Yeah.So?
What'sgoingon,Jax?
I-I-Idon'tknow.
IthoughtIheardsomething.
Hey,sweetheart,
it-it'sokay,don'tbescared.
IworkforSanta.
AmIdreaming?
No,butIwishIwas.
And,yes,Santaisreal.
Although,you'renot gonnarememberthat
afterIleavetonight.
- Whatareyoudoinghere?
- It'sChristmasEve.
Oh,Iknow.
Myelf?
Hey,Iheardthat.
You'relucky,shecan't.
Thisiswhy
you'reallbeingrecalled
andIhavetospend
myChristmasEvedoingit.
Doyouknowhowmanymore
stopsIhaveafterthis?
Likesixbillionover/under.
Yeah,thisismynight,kid.
Whyareyou
tellingmeallofthis?
Honestly, Ijustneededsomebody
that'sactually
goingtolistentome.
Thisisathanklessjob.
Hey,shutit!
I'maretriever.
Santaisn'tperfect,
andsometimes
wehavetorecallthings.
Tonight,it'sthoseclowns.
- Hey,watchit,buddy!
- Shh!
Don'twakeupmymomanddad.
MerryChristmas.
BUB?Arobot?
They'rereplacingthosethings.
- Yeah,that'sright.
- Youheardme.
They'rereplacingyou,
you'reoutofhere,buddy.
Allofyou
andyourslackerfriends.
Wait,elvesarereal?
Realslackers.
Yes,they'rereal.
And,asyouknow,
theirjobistokeepaneyeout.
Takeanightlywatch
andreportback totheNorthPole
andtelluswho'son
thenaughtyandnicelists.
Ialwaysthoughttheywere
justsomedoll.
That'swhatthey
wantyoutothink.
Problemis,theydon'talways
comebackontime,
andwhentheydo,
theysometimesbringbadintel.
Andwehavenicekidsthatare
endinguponthenaughtylist
andnaughtykidsthat
aregettingonthenicelist.
Santaisreplacingallofthese
elveswithBUBs.
Andmaybethenwecanget
somedependableinformation, unlikesomepeople.
Wow,thisisallreal.
TheseBUBs havesatellitelinkups,
sotheyneverlosepower.
They'recuteasabutton,
andhonestly,
Ilikethembetterthanelves.
Anyway,
thanksforlistening,kid.
Icanseewhy
you'reonthenicelist.
IsworeIheardher
talkingtosomeone.
Shewasprobablyjust
talkinginhersleep.Comeon.
Wehavealongdaytomorrow.
Atoyrobot
fromlike2005orsomething.
Andafootball.
Who'sgonnateachus
tothrowthat?
- Wecanteacheachother.
- IsawitonTV.
Theythrowit
kindalikearocket.
Wemustbe onthenaughtylist.
Butwe'regoodkids.
- Iknow.
- WedoeverythingMommysays,
wegetgoodgrades,
andwenevergetintrouble.
Wegottafigureoutwhy.
Therearealotofthings
Iwanttoo,Jax.
Youneededclothes.
Youcan'twear
aPlayStationtoschool.
Iknow.lt'snotyou,Mom.
It'sSanta.
Itmighthave
slippedSanta'smind.
Workingovertime,doubleshifts,
asingleparent,
payingthebills,
makingsureyouguysarefed.
Whatdowedowrong?
Letmeseethatthing.
Thatthingiscreepy.
No,he'snot.
Creepy.
Thanksforgettinghimforme.
Ididn'tgethimforyou.
I'macollegestudent.
Iliveoffofnoodlesandwater.
Ican'taffordthat.
Cantakeme toGo'NBananas?
Nottoday.
ButIcantakeyou
laterthisweek.
BUB!
BUB.
BUB!
DidAlex getyouforChristmas?
DidSantabringyoutome?
IsSantareal?
Sorry,Gus,
it'sthatrobotmymomgotme.
Hey,BUB,pleasegotosleep.
Whydon'tyou justturnhimoff?
Hedoesn'thave
anoffbuttonoranonbutton.
Ievenputhim backinhisboxonetime
andhegotout.
- Iswear
- Okay,backtotheplan.
We'llmeetat
teninthemorning.
Andtrustme,he'llbethere.
Oh...
Well,ittookyou longenough.
What,thewalkfrom
threestoresdownkillyou?
Ishould'vebeenSanta.
No,youshouldhave
graduatedhighschool.
Thenyouwouldn'thaveto
haveajobdressedlikethat.
IshouldhavebeenJeffBezos,
or...whateverhisnameis.
Lifeisunfair.
Where'sRabbitandOllie?
Outtheredoingtheirthing.
Okay,well,
Ican'tgetontheWIFI.
Ican.
What'sthepassword?
What'sthepassword?
What'sthepassword?
Hey,kid, what'stheWIFIpassword
forthisplace?
ThereisnoWIFIpassword,
it'sfree.
Timetohit
theoldfolkshome,Santa.
It'sfreeWIFI.
It'sfreeWIFI.
Rabbit,camerasworking?
Rabbit,isourguardbuddyhere?
Hey!-
Dude,whattheheckwasthat?
- Dude,youscreamlikeagirl.
- That'ssexist.
- Alright,cancelme.
- Actually,I'msure that'dprobablywork.
Ah,our
guardbuddy'sapproaching.
- Ollie,getinthere.
- Doyourthing.
- IknowwhatIneedtodo.
- Yougetustophasetwo.
Okay.
- Alright,yeah,I'lldothat.
- I'llgettophasetwo.
Onlytwointheballpit
atatime.
- Igotit.
- Igotit.
- No,Igotit.
- Igotit.
Icertainlygotit.
- Goodbye.
- Haveagoodtime.
- Wewill.
- Okay.
Seeyoulater.-
Wewon't.
Herewego.
Thatdoesn'tlooklike
therealSantaClause.
Itdoesn'thavetobe
therealSanta.
- Weallknowhe'sgothelpers.
- So,what'sthepoint?
Look,weholdthatguy
andhisbigfootelfhostage
togetthereal
Santa'sattention.
Thenwetrytoconvincehim
totakeusoffthenaughtylist.
That'sthepoint.
Youguysinorwhat?
Okay,placeclosesinanhour.
Let'sgo.
Idon'twantto behereallday.
It'sfun.
Notasfunastexting.
Youknow,Idon'thaveto
takeyouatall.
Whydidyoubringthat?
It'snotlike
youcantakeitinside.
Whynot?
Because...
- Justdon'tbeababy.
- Leaveitinthecar.
No!BUBgoeswhereIgo.
He'soneofakind.
Santabroughthimtome.
Someonetoldmethat.
Thereyougo.
It'snotwhatIordered.
That'swhatyourmamasaid.
Justeatit.
Whathappenedtohim?
He'sfine.He'sfine.
Olliedelayedtheguard.
Oh.Oh,yeah.Yeah.
Thatrightthere's
aHankhigh-five.
Alright,sowhatabout
thesecurityguard?
Didyouanesthetizehim?
Isheinoculated?
Thisisdiet.
- Yeah,so?
- Ihatedietsoda.
Well,maybeyoushould
stophatingit.
Now,canwegetback
totheplan?
It'salmostclosingtime.
Itain'tright.
What-what-what'snotright?
Thetime?
- Thesoda.
- Isn'ttherehotchocolate?
Fortheloveofeverything
thatisholy...
couldyoujustshutup
aboutthesoda?
Canyoudothat?
I'lltry.
Thankyou.
Okay.
Now,RabbitandOllie,
they'regonnabeincharge
ofthesecurityoffice,okay.
I'mjustsaying...
No,no,no.Youknowwhat?
I'mjustsaying!
Assoonasthisisover,
IsweartoGod,
youbuyall
thenon-dietsodayouwant.
AsfarasI'mconcerned,
youcoulddrownyourself inBigGulps!
Butforrightnow,justthis
tinylittlewindowoftime,
thissliverofamoment,
couldyoushutup
aboutthesoda?
- Yeah.
- -Sowecanatleastfinish phaseoneplanning.
- Canyoudothatforme?
- Sure.
- Thankyou.
- Goahead,boss.
- What?
- Nothing.
No,there'ssomething.
I'mgood.
Christ'ssake, it'sthelasttime
IgethelpoffCraigslist.
Alright...
I'lltellyousomething,
whenthecellphonejamming...
Dietsoda'snohealthier
thanregularsoda,
- stillspikesyourpancreas.
- I...willkickyourpancrea...
- Hey,Santa.
- Yeah.
Howlongyoustayin'?
Howyoudoin'?Yeah,no...
It's,uh...Standup.
- What's,uh...
- We-we-we-we-we...
weleavewhen,uh,
youknow,theplaceisclosed.
Westaytill...
Whyyou-youwantapicture?
I'mleavingearlytoday.
Why?
Lookatme,
I'mcoveredinpee-peewater.
Ralph,you'reavaluedmember...
Don't... Letyoursupertop
crazysecuritysoftwaresystem
closeupforthenight.
Hey,boss,we'rehaving
asecuritysoftwareissue.
Goodluckwiththat.
Oh,myGod,it'sJustin.
Justinwho?
FrommyBioclass.
- Alex,hey.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- She'sbabysittingme.
- Cool.
- Cool.
Cool.
Yeah.
Cool,well,
I'llseeyouinclass.
Uh...seeya.
"Cool,cool."
Thatwas anactualconversation?
Comeon.
Alex,comeon,youcan
lookforjobsanothertime.
- Hello.
- Whoisthisspeaking?
- Idon'tknow.
- Ican'tseeyou.
Thisis
theGo'NBananasmanager.
Whoisthis?
TheGo'NBananasmanager.
Whatyoujusttoldme.
Whatextensionisthis?
HowmanyguessesdoIget?
Listen,whatisthisallabout?
Idon'tknow,youstartedit.
IwanttospeaktoRalph,
mysecurityguard.
Whydidn'tyousayso
inthefirstplace?
Where'stheguard?
Onlyheshouldbe
usingthisline.
Trustme,it'snotyourbest.
Youwereright.
Youcan'tjustleavehimhere.
He'syours.
Santagavehimtoyou,right?
Keephim.
IsSantareal,Alex?
It'sJustin.
Justin-time.
What?
Attentionpatrons,
we'llbeclosing
infiveminutes.
Pleasemakeyourway
tothefrontdoor.
Okay,it'son.
- Didyouseethatelf?
- He'shuge!
Howarewetaking
thatlumberjackdown?
Workingonit.
Butifwedothat,
won'tSantabeupsetwithus?
He'salreadyupsetwithus
forsomereason.
We'retryingtofixthat.
Guys!Getinhere!
Whathappenedinhere?
Idon'tknow, toiletexploded.
That'sarealtasergun.
- Noway.
- Way.
It'soneofthosenewones.
Itshootsdarts.
Butnocablesorwires.
Mydadwas talkingaboutthem.
They'reawesome!
Youandyourdad
talkabouttaserguns?
Guys,thisismyplan...
Thestore'sclosingup,
littlegirl.
Thankyouallforcoming.
Seeyouherenexttime.
Areyouarealelf?
Isuream.
Didyouwanttogetapicture?
Nothanks.
Ijusthaveaquestion
forSanta.
Comeon,sweetie,theplace
isabouttoclosedown.
Don'tyou... don'tyou
haveschoolorsomething?
- It'saSaturday.
- Right.Right.
Okay,well,climbuphere,
let'sgetstarted.
That'sokay,I'llstand.
So,uh,what-whatcanSanta
doforyou?
Iknowyou'renot
therealSanta.
Isthatright?
Sowhat'syourpoint?
Doyouworkfor therealSanta?
Whatdoyouwantme
totellyou,huh?
Youwanttohearhe'sreal?
Okay,he'sreal.
Ijustwantto knowthetruth.
Thetruth,huh.
Letmegiveyou
afewwordsofadvice,huh.
Theonlyperson
youneedtobelieveinisyou.
Theonlyperson
Ibelieveinisme.
Theonlyone
Ilookoutforisme.
Theonlyone Icareaboutisme.
Andwhenyougrowup
tobeabiglittlegirl
don'trelyonaboyfriend,
don'trelyonahusband,
don'trelyonyourfamily
andcertainlydon't relyonyourfriends.
Becausewhenthechipsaredown
andyoureallyneedthem,
notasingleoneofthem
willbethereforyou.
Thanks.
Anytime,kid.
Hey,littlegirl.
Cashmoney,kid.
Youtakethat
tothebankandcashit.
MerrybelatedChristmas.
MerryChristmas.
Ollie.
Ollie,comein,it'sRabbit.
- Everything'sgoodinhere.
- How'sitlookingoutthere?
I'malittletiedup
rightnow,butit'sfine.
Justdoyourcomputermagic.
Rabbit.
Rabbit!
I'mlookingat
ahotgirl,Rabbit.
Arealone!
ButguesswhatIgot;
guns,Rabbit,bigguns.
Copy,goodbuddy.
Logan?
Oh,Ihatemylife.
HowdidIblowit
forthehotgirl?
Well...
Idon'thaveto
worryaboutthat,Iguess.
Becauseintenhours
I'llberich.
James,stopthiscrazything!
Oh,myGod.
I'llneverfindherinhere.
Logan!
Logan!
Hello?
Hello?
Howcouldtherebenoservice?
Alex,areyouinthere?
Alright,who'sfirst?
Itisn'tapackagedeal.
Whichoneofyou
wantstogofirst?
Idon'tthinkweshould.
Don'tshoot.
Whatareyoudoingwith...
- Whataboutmyjacket?
- Let'sgo!
Whatthe...?
Yes!
Itworked!
Whyaretheylocked?
Let'sgo!
Whatisgoingonhere?
So,there'skids,I...
Doyouknowwhotheyare?
Ithinkthey
didsomethingtoSanta.
- What?
- -Idon'tknow, butitdidn'tsoundgood.
Ithinktheygo
tomyschoolorsomething.
Wejustmovedhere.
- Nocellservice.
- What?
We'redeadzoned.
I-Ican'tcall,
Ican'ttext,nothing.
Whatarewegonnado?
Imean,
howdoIcallthepolice?
Calmdown,Alex,
they'rejustkids.
Orareyouafraid
becauseyoucan'ttextJustin?
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
Howlongdidittakeyou
torealizeIwasgone?
Logan,I...
Everybody,
cellserviceisjammed,
thedoorsarelocked.
Weareagoforphasetwo.
Gentlemen,
wearereadytogetrich!
What's... what'sgoingon?
What'shappening?
Isthatdrool?
Ithinkso.
Somebodygetthisguy
adroolcup.
Whatisthat?
It'sacuphecandroolin.
That'swhatyouwanted,right?
Isaidgivehimacup,
nottapeittohisface.
Yeah!
- Whatthe...
- Noswearing.
Orelseyou'llendup
onthenaughtylistwithus, "Santa".
Right.
Wherethehelldidyoukids
getastungun?
- Doesn'tmatter.
- Wegotit,okay.
- Yeah.
- -Andnowwewant therealSanta'sattention.
What?
Theysaid
theyhaveourattention,
andnowtheywant
Santa'sattention.
Can-canyoukids
subtitlethefatone?
YouguysworkforSanta, right?
Yeah.
Yeah,Imean,
weallknowyou'refake.Right?
Right.
Whateveryousay,kid.
Youwannauntieme?
Whatareyoudoingwith...
Oh,God!
Oh,no.
Youhavealist,wedotoo.
Howoldareyoukids,huh?
Ho-ho-ho.
"DearSanta..."
"Wewillmakethisshort.
IamJackson "Jax" Weiss,
andmybrotherFrandy,
andfriendGusHall,
wouldliketopleaseberemoved
fromyournaughtylist.
Wearenotbadkids andmust'veendedup
onyourlistbymistake.
Forthelasttwoyears, meandmybrotherdidn'tget
asinglethingweaskedfor.
And,Gus,well,heaskedfor someprettyexpensivethings,
buthedidn'tgetthemeither.
Sowe'dreallyappreciateit
ifyou'dreconsider
andswitchus
tothenicelist,sir.
MybrotherandI,
welostourdadtwoyearsago,
andIknowyou
gotusafootball,
butFrandy'sjustnotbigenough
tothrowitwithmeyet."
Yes,Iam.
"Anyway,we'renotbadkids,
andGuscanbe
prettyokaysometimes,too."
- No,hecan't.
- Whatdoyoumean?
Shutit.
"Sowe'regivingthisletter
toyourhelper,
andIwillholdhimhere
untilwehearfromyou.
Sincerely,usgoodkids,
Jax,Frandy,Gus."
Well,wegotusapint-sized
HansGruberhere,don'twe?
Who'sthat?
So,letme
getthisstraight,kid.
You-you-youkidnapped
Santa'shelper.
Sohowdoyoupropose
ongettingalettertoSanta?
He'sanelf,ishenot?
Youreallybelievethat,
don'tyou?
Yeah.
Godblesscommoncore.
Wejustcan't
stayhereallnight.
Wesurecan.
Wehavetocallthepolice
orsomething?
Kidscan'tshutdown
thecellservice andlockdoors.
TheseBUBshavesatellitelinkup
sotheyneverlosepower.
- BUB.
- What?
BUB!Maybehecangetthrough.
Shameyoudroppedhimoff
atthegiftstore.
- I'llgogethim.
- No!
We'restayingrighthere.
Wedon'tknowwhat's
goingonoutthere.
Ollie,what'sHank
andJoe'sstatus?
I'minthisballpit.
Remember,thegames
canturnonrandomly.
Canyoustopcallingme!-
Oh,no.
Oh,no.
Uh,hey,Ollie.
Uh,gotalittlebit
ofasituationhere.
Uh,theaccessissmall.
Uh,like,reallysmall.
So,you'regonna
settheelffree,
totakethelettertoSanta?
Yeah.Willyoudoit?
Sure.
- CanIgetapony,San...
- Getoffofme!
Okay,soRabbitgot thecellphonejammersworking,
andthedoorsarelocked,
sowe'recutoff,
whichisgood,right?
Andwefoundtheaccesspoint
inthelasertagarea,
- justlikeyousaid.
- Ollie...
Butit'sbitsmall,
sothere'snowaytubbytheelf
- overhereisgettinginthere.
- Hey!
Butwereallyneedtoget
intothatvault,andIgotguns.
- Ollie.
- Bigguns.
- Ollie,shutup!
- Okay,okay.
Thatguyisweird.
Whoarethesekids?
Whathappenedtoyou?
Notagain.
I'mneverhavingkids.
What'sthisguytalkingabout?
Andwho'sRabbit?
Howmuchdoyoukidsweigh?
That'skindapersonal.
They'retheperfectsize.
Well,yousee,kids,
Santahasmorethanjustme
and,uh,the-theelfhere.
Imean,Ihavekids
likeyouallthetime.
Oh,it'sabigjob dealingwithallwishlists
andthingslikethat,right.
Andyoukids,youknow,
you'realltechnologicalwizards
unlikemyself,youknow.
Yeah,man,you'reanoldie.
- Yeah,yeah,yeah.
- Butagoodie.
Youdon'tneedto
keepustiedup.
Comeon.
Andwhatwouldyousay
ifItoldyou
IcouldgetSanta
onthelinerightnow,
andthentakeallthreeofyou
forlittlepost-Christmas
shoppingspree,
righthereatthegiftshop,
huh?
What'sthecatch?
Howdoyou
feelaboutsmallspaces?
Huh?
Okay.
Soloadup
whateveryoucancarry.
Andit'snoproblem
'causeIgotavanoutside.
Afterwards, putitallinthevan,
giveyouaridehome.
Youwantus
togetintoavanwithyou?
Well,notnow, butlater,yeah.
It'sareallynicevan.
Whoa!
AndnoBUBs!
Okay,haveatit.
Youknow,
takewhateveryouwant.
Andjustknow,Santa'sdown.
He'stotally,
totallycoolwithit.
Whataboutthealarms?
Oh,wedisabledthealarms.
What-what-whathemeans
isthatweused
Santamagic,alright.
Elfmagictodisablethealarms.
Wegotta,youknow, dothatwhenyou're
workingwithSanta,right?
Buttheshopknowsaboutit.
Wegottodealwiththem,so...
Likewiththesquirrels
andthepigeons.
Wait-wait-wait,what-what
whatsquirrelsandpigeons?
Mydadsaysthatpeople
havedealswithsquirrels andpigeons.
Theydon'twreckthingsforus,
andwedon'trunoverthem.
Right.
Well,then...
What'supwithyoutwo?
Go!Getallthetoys
youeverdreamedabout.
Youdidn'tcallSanta.
No,hedidn't.
What?
Yeah,Idid.
ItotallycalledSanta.
- Isawyou.
- When?
Actually,uh,
Ijustshothimatext.
Letmesee.Imean,
howwillweknowifwe'reoff
thenaughtylistornot?
BecauseI'mgiving
youtwomyword.
Okay?
Whereishegoing?
Bathroom!
Thisisfine.
- Thisisfine.
- Everything'sokay
becauseit'sallgood
andit'sallright.
Rabbit,Rabbit,listen.
- Doyoucopy?
- Copy.
Okay,whenHankwalkies,
pretendtobeSanta.
Wait,what?
- Idon't...
- Whatdoyoumean?
Rabbit...
Idon't... Rabbit.-
- Idon't...
Listen!
Listen,whenHankwalkies,
pretendtobeSanta.
Ho-ho-ho,Santahere.
How'sitgoingdownthere,Hank?
So,uh,listen,Santa,
ifyoucoulddomeasolid, justtake,uh...
uh,Jax,FrandyandGus
offthatnaughtylist,
that-that-thatwould,uh...
Icouldtakethem
offthenaughtylist, ofcourse.
- Offthenaughtylist.
- Yeah,that'dbe... that'dbe...
- That'dbegreat ifyoucoulddothatforme.
- Yeah.
- Isayletthem getwhatevertheywant.
- -Thisisstillstealing.
No,it'snot... it'snot...
- It'snotstealing.
- -I'msorry fortheerror,mybad.
Oh,that-that-that...
Thatisamazing.
Hey,Santa,Iappreciateit.
Allright,takecare.
Ah,goodlist.Nonaughty.
Yeah?Whatdoyousay?
So...
- Anythingyouwant.
- Something'snotrighthere.
Santawouldn'tokaythis.
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
- It'sstealing.
- Yeah,itis.
Kid,youheardmeonthephone
withSantahimself.
Hegaveyoutheallclear,
youheardthat,right?
- Thenthatwasn't therealSanta.
- -No,itwasn't.
Alright,youknowwhat,
Idon'thavetimeforthis.
Ididn'twantit
tocometothis.
- Butyouknow,what...
- -Geez,Hank,yougetmore withhoneythanvinegar.
Thisisasreal
asSantagets.
Howaboutthat,huh?
Ollie,yougotthebag
fullofbigguns
incasethisisn't enoughincentive
tomakethemlistentome?
Wehaveanunderstandingnow?
Okay,youknowwhat,
thedealisoff.
Youthreearecomingwithus.
You'regonnadous
alittlefavor,
andmaybe,just-justmaybe...
youdoagoodjob
yougettogohomeafterwards.
Whatdoyou
thinkaboutthat,huh?
Oh,Santababy!
Alright.Littlerascals,
let'smoveit.
Lasertagarea,now.
Sorry.
- That'sarealgun.
- That'snotastungun.
- Wegottagetoutofhere.
- Comeon.
Comeon.
There'sgottabe
awayouttahere.
Can'twejustbreaktheglass
onthefrontdoors?
Withwhat?
Stillnoservice.
Areyouserious?
Wecan'trun.
Wehavetohelpthosekids.
It'stherightthingtodo.
Theyhaveagun.
Whatdowehave?
Theytookthemintolasertag.
Hey,BUB.I'msorry.
Canyouhelpus?
Why'dyoudoit,kid?
Ourdadtaughtus
tostandupforourselves.
Yeah,andhedidn'traise
nonaughtylistkids.
Shh!Getoverhere.
Okay,youtwo,comeon...
Comeon... comeon...
Walk.
- Okay.
- Youthree againstthewall, anddonotmove.
Whatonearth tookyousolong?
Andwhere'sOllie?
ButI'lltellyousomething,
whenIgetmyhandsonhim...
Please,tellhim whywe'rehere.
Well,asexpected...-
theyjustpaneledoverit.
Theynevercloseditoff,
justlikeyourguysaid.
What'sdownthere?
Well,that'sagreatquestion,
myelvenfriend,
Please,Rabbit,
doyouwanttoexplain?
Rabbit,aslike,bunnyrabbit?
That'sEaster.
Let'sfocusonChristmas,
canwe?
IfIcangiveeverybody
alittlebit ofahistorylesson:
Go'NBananasandlaserare
beingrebuiltoveranoldbank.
Theydemolished
theactualbuilding,
buttheyleft
theundergroundvaultintact
inthelimestonecaves.
Dude,Ijustsaw
thehottestgirl.
Dude,Iknow,Isawher
onthemonitors.
- Yeah.Yeah.
- Yeah.Yeah,yeah.
- Zipit.
- Yeah,yeah.
I'velivedhereallmylife,
I'veneverheard
anythinglikethat.
Ifeverythingaboutthemap
andthestoriesaretrue,
thenthereshouldbe
someleftovercash, somesilver...
Idon'tknow, maybealittlebit
ofgoldforus.
Well,whatifthereisn't?
- Yeah.
- Thenyouallgotojailbroke.
We'renotgoingtojail.
- Thenwhatdoyouneedusfor?
- Whatarewedoinghere?
Well,yousee
thesizeofthathole?
Doesitlooklike
wecanfitinthathole?
Butyouthreecan,can'tya?
Youthreearegonna
godownthere.
Thereshouldbe
apowerboxthough.
Openit,throwtheswitch,
anditshouldopen
theaccessforallofus.
Yeah,Idon'tthinkso.
Really?Becausemeandmyfriend
here,well,wethinkotherwise.
Breakingoutthebigguns.
Huh?
Yeah,man,got'emwithmy
five-fingerdiscount.
That'snotevenarealgun.
Yeah,it'sanunloaded
CO2pelletgun.
I... thecartridge
goesinthebutt.
Icanseeit'sempty.
Okay,well,youknowwhat?
There'sthreeofus,
andwe'rebig.
Comeon,kids.
- Comeon.
- Youtoo?
It'llbeokay.
Getgoing.
It'sdarkinhere.
Getready.
Don'ttheserobots
haveflashlights?
Hey,inside.
Ho-ho-ho.
They'reupthere.
Listen.
That'sthemalright.
Ihopeit'snottoolate.
Whatarewegonnado?
LeaveittoBUB.
Aguythatbig
doesn'tsuddenlyvanish.
Pinocchio.
AndItellyou,thatfatty
didn'tfitinthathole.
Uh,Hank,uh,
howwelldoyouknowJoe?
Likeaweek.Youknow, putanadontheCraigslist
thing,heanswered,right.
Soyourmapguy
didn'trecommendhim?
Whereisthisgoing?
Okay,letmegetthisstraight,
thisguy'sastranger,
andyoutoldhimeverything.
Weneedhim
toopenthevault.Ah.
- Oh,myLord.
- We'regonnagotojail.
- Nah,prison.
- It'safederalcrime, soit'dbeprison.
Quiet.
Shh.
Whoa.
Therehavetobe
millionsinthere.
- Howdoyouknow?
- It'sold.
Whoa,youcouldlock
Godzillainthere.
Howdowegetaccess?
Well,weneedto
findthatthing...
WhatdidthatRabbitguy
sayitwas?Um...
Youknowwhat,
justgivemethephone.
- Helloupthere.
- Thisisdownhere.
Copy.
Copy?Copywhat?
Copy.Like,Icopy.
Copywhat?
ItjustmeansIheardyou.
Yeah,exactly.
Whydidn'tyoujustsaythat?
Idid.What'sthedeal?
Idon'tknow,youstartedit.
Look,isJoedownthere?
Joe?Joe,who?
Theelf.Joe,thebigelf.
Whywouldhebedownhere?
Theelevator.
Isn'tthatwhatyou
needustojumpstart,right?
Look,didyou
findthepowerbox?
That'swhyIwascallingyou.
There'sawholebankdownhere.
Andyoumorons thinkit'sjustavault,
butit'sawholebank.
ThenwhatIheardistrue.
Thewholereasonwe'rehere
isbecausethejanitor,
whousedtoworkhere,
anolddrinkingbuddyofmine...
Don'tjudge.
Hetoldmethattheowner
ofGo'NBananas
builtthelasertagarena
rightoverthisbank,
becauseonedayhewantedto
drilldownintothatbank
withoutanybodyknowing.
Saidhe'sgonna
guideusthroughit.
Don'tIfeelsomuchbetter?
Copy.
Okay,BUB,youallset?
I'msorry
Ileftyouinthestore.
IgotmadwhenAlex
saidtherewasnoSanta.
Oh,wow.
Igotareallybad
feelingaboutthis.
Getthatelevatorworking,now.
Thisthingloaded?
Ihopeso.
They'recomingoutofthewalls.
What?!
Givemeoneofthoseguns.
Isthatthecops?
Soundslikeavideogame.
Weshouldprobably
getbackupthere.
Igottagun!
It's-it'slike
agrenadelauncher.
AndIgotanothergun,
too,it'sa...gun.
- Ididtime...
- inthemilitary.
Ididtwotours
whenwewerein...
Youknow,doingwarandstuff.
Youmesswiththebull,
yougetthe...
Stopit!
Yoo-hoo!
Robots...
Ijustpeekedover
andI'veseenthatyou're robots!
Whichmeansyou'reelectric.
Igotcupsofwateruphere!
Igotone!
Whereisthisguy?
Oh,myGod,Hank!
Whoa.
Whoisthat?
Hotgirl.
Weneedtogetupstairs
tothepolice.
No,wehavetohelpthosekids.
Logan!
Whatwasthat?!
Marines,weareleaving.
IthinkI'llfit.
I'masizezero.
Yeah,right.
Wereyoulookingupmyskirt?
Stupid.
Alright.
Allclear.
Well,nowthat
thegang'sallhere,
let'sgetbacktobusiness,
shallwe?
Idon'tknow
whothatwasupthere,
buttheyain'tgetdownhere.
All...ourmoneyproblems
areover.
- Wait...
- Notyou.
Justthosetwo.
Idon'tcareaboutthemoney.
Butwehadadeal.
Yousaidyou'dgetus
ontothegoodlist.
- Iheardyousayit.
- Ididn'tsayit.That...
Wedidn'tshakeonit.
That'sdirty.
Thisdealjustgetsus deeperanddeeper
ontothenaughtylist.
Whatthe...
Whoareyou?
Well?
Well,Ithink thatshoulddoit.
Youthink?
Uh...Imean,
thosearethelocks.
That'senoughC-4tobreak
offthelocks,so...
Yeah,Ithinkthat'senough.
Youbetterpray foryourthink.
Arobbery?
That'swhatthisisabout?
Whydon'tyou
pipedownthere,missy.
Let'sgettoit,Rabbit.
Rabbit?
It'smynickname.
Justwherearewesupposedtogo
whenthisthingblows?
Imean,youdoknowit'sgonna
blowourearsout,right?
Shutyourcornhole,alright.
He'sright.ltwill.
Wecanhide
behindthatthing,okay.
Howaboutwejustgoupstairs
andblowitupfromthere?
- Notwiththosetiny terminatorsupthere.
- I'lltellyouthatmuch.
- Rabbit,where'stheremote?
- Yougottheremote?
Um...maybeaslight
problemwiththat.
Imayormaynothave
forgottenmostlyeverything.
Uh...thewires,
thedetonators,theremote.
Everything.
Rabbit,tellme
youdidn'tforgettheremote.
Um...
Tellmeyoudidn't
forgettheremote.
Don'ttellme
youforgottheremote!
Don'ttellme
youforgottheremote!
Sir...
SadSanta,sir,
IthinkIcanhelpyou.
Youdo?
ButifIdo,
yougottagivehalfof
whatever'sinthatvaulttome
soIcangiveittocharity.
Charity,huh?
You'realreadygonnastealit,
youmightaswellletus
dosomethinggoodwithit.
Okay,kid.
We'llevenshakeonit.
That'sagoodhandshake,kid.
Youknowsomething,
doesn'tmatter
whatyougivetocharity.
You'renotgonna
getonthegoodlist.
Ispentthefirsthalf
ofmylife
doingnothingbutgoodthings.
Ineveroncesawthegoodside.
Naughtylistmywholelife.
AtleastIhavesomething
Istillbelievein.
Yeah,kid.
- So,what'syourplan?
- Oneshotleft.
Itzapstheplasticexplosives
andcracksyoursafe.
Howdoyouknowthat?
- IsawitonFortnight.
- Itoldhim.
Youknow,
in-intheoryitcanwork.
Yeah...andwegot
nootherchoice.
Okay.
Who'sgoingtopullthetrigger?
Becausesomebody'sgotto.
Somebody'sgotta
walkupthereclose,
andtheygottabe
agoodshot.What...
I'lldoit.
You'llbekilled.
Maybenot.
Impressed?
That'soneofthosethings.-
Becareful.
Whatareyoudoing?
Whoa!Whoa-whoa,kid!
Imissed.
Where'sthekaboom?
Thoughttherewouldbeakaboom.
IsthatJoe?
- Joe...
- whatareyoudoinginthere?
Andwhy-whyareyou
dressedlikethat?
ItoldyouI'mSan...
Ho-ho-ho!
ThatlookslikeJoetheelf.
Ithinkwe'veheardenough
fromhimforoneday.
So,like,areyoureallySanta?
IamJax.
Sorryfortasingyou,Santa.
AndIapologizetoyou,
andGusandFrandy, andhonestly,
alotofotherkids.
Yousee,Iwasn'ttoohappy
withtheelvesontheshelves
becauseoftheirbadreporting
andtheirmix-ups.
SoIreplacedthemwith...
Hey,that'smyBUB!-
FiguredIwouldmoveinto
the21stcentury.
Myworkerelvesgottowork.
Ithinkthetrialwasasuccess.
Butyouweregonna
robthevault.
Actually,no.
I'vebeenwatchingHankthere
forsometime.
AndsinceIhad
abitoffreetime,
IthoughtI'dgoundercover
andseehowthisallplayedout.
Jax,Iamsoproudofyou.
I'mproudofallofyou.
Evenyou,doubtingAlexandra.
Mylistiscorrected, andevenhadyou
beenonthenaughtylist,
youractionsduringthis
littleexcursion
showedwhoyoureallyare.
- Well,Iguessit'stime.
- TakegoodcareofBUB.
Andremember,heseesyou
whenyou'resleeping,
andheknowswhenyou'reawake.
Goodmorning.
Hey!
- I...
- Hey!
Hey.
Um...
it'sjustalittlesomething
Santawantedtosendyou.
Youknow,foryourtroubles.
Oh,it'sgotthat...
It'sgottwoscreens.
I-I-Ievenbrought,
youknow,headphones,and...
aftereverythingIdid,
youknow,
Santaputme
onthenaughtylist,so...
Hesaid,Igotta dothisjobforabit
togetbackonthegoodside.
You'regonnabedoingthis
foralongtime.
Yeah,probablyforever.
Yeah.You'reprobablyright.
Well,merrybelatedChristmas.
Hey,Mr.Hank,youknow
howtoworkthisthing?
Whatvideogames?
No,youknow,I... forme,
pretendingtodosomething
wasneverasfun
asactuallydoingit,youknow.
Notthat.This.
Yeah,football.
Youknowhowtothrowit?
Areyoukiddingme?
Iplayedthatgame
sinceIwassixyearsold.
Willyouteachus?
- Bothofyou?
- Yes.
Yeah,Ikindafigured
youtwowereapackagedeal.
Weare.
- Yeah.Yeah,Icanteachyou.
- Tomorrow?
Yeah.Yeah,Ican
comebacktomorrow.
Youpromise?
Yeah,kid,Ipromise.
Okay,Iguess...
IguessIdeservethat.
- What,youtoo?
- Packagedeal.
Okay.
Iguesswefound
ourquarterback,didn'twe?
Youknow,I'm-I'm...
I'msupposedto
flashyouwiththis,
but,uh,youknow,
Santa'sorders.
ButifIdo,you'renot
gonnarememberanything
whenIcomebacktomorrow
toplayfootball.
Sowhat,uh...
Whatdoyousayif
Iaccidentallyforget toflashyou,
andwejust
keepthatbetweenus?
Betweenus.
Youtwogotobednow.
I'llseeyoutomorrow.
Hey,Mr.Hank.
- Yeah?
- Thankyou.
You'rewelcome,kid.