Alpha and Omega 5: Family Vacation (2015) Movie Script
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HUMPHREY: Okay, pups.
As we continue
on our first family vacation
to Alfred Creek Falls,
it's time for my infamous
animal impressions.
(PUPS GROANING)
KATE: Groans?
(CHUCKLES) Come on, pups.
You used to love
dad's animal impressions.
CLAUDETTE: (SCOFFS)
Until they got weird.
HUMPHREY: Weird, Claudette?
STINKY: Yeah, Dad.
I gotta agree with
Claudette on this one.
I mean,
doing a porpoise impression.
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING)
PUPS: Weird.
Claudette,
why the long face?
Mom, why couldn't
we bring our friends?
We've gone over this,
Claudette.
This is a family vacation.
And our first one together.
(ALL MOUTHING)
KATE: We get closer
when we have these
shared experiences.
And what do we always say
about a strong family? Huh? Huh?
ALL: A strong family can
survive almost anything.
She has puppy love.
Puppy love?
Like a boyfriend?
(STAMMERING) Oh...
Wait a minute.
You mean Fleet?
Mom, chill.
He's not my boyfriend,
he's just a friend.
Okay, when you
come to a corner,
plant your front paws
and just let your body slide.
(GRUNTING)
Your turn!
Plant your paws!
Whoa...
(SCREAMING)
Fleet?
Mmm...
(CLAUDETTE MAKING
KISSING SOUNDS)
(EXCLAIMS) Sorry.
I was just, uh,
thinking about
all my great friends!
(SNICKERING)
Did you hear that,
Stinky?
Fleet's just a friend.
Hey, I'm staying
above the fray,
but let me just say,
Fleet is one fast dog.
(SCOFFS)
Especially with
the kissy snout.
Humphrey,
did you hear that?
Mom, stop it.
You're being controlling!
I'm being a parent!
And, Runt, you wanna
lose a patch of fur?
Just keeping it real.
Ha! How's this for real?
(GRUNTING)
You, uh...
Hey!
(CHUCKLING)
Boy, she missed again.
(RUNT LAUGHING)
(SIGHS)
Well, at least
they're not bored
anymore.
Runt,
you get down here!
(CLAUDETTE GRUNTING)
Claudette, stop it!
Hey, you two,
knock it off!
Oh, she missed again,
and again.
Should have taken
those tree climbing
lessons I offered.
Mom, Dad, may I suggest
some parenting tips?
When I become the leader,
I will create a wolf park,
so the younger ones
can be supervised.
Okay, Runt, come down.
Claudette, stand down,
and, Stinky,
my eldest son,
that was the most
ridiculous idea
I've ever heard.
And, Runt,
what about you?
Constantly hugging
Frieda and Fran,
the porcupines!
Yeah,
that's really normal!
Wait! That's why I'm always
pulling needles out of you?
They never get hugs!
Because they're mean girls!
Oh, they're not mean,
they're just, prickly.
And they wanted to
come on our trip too!
And just to
roll with that,
if I had been able
to bring Brent,
he could have helped
supervise these two.
Oh, great.
All we need is your
grizzly bear bromance
tagging along!
Seriously, Stinky,
Brent is cool,
but he is a hot mess.
He's not a mess.
Huh? He travels with
a porcupine life coach!
(SCOFFS) Hello.
Agnes keeps him chill!
Okay, Runt, you get
down here right now!
And, Claudette,
when we get back,
I'm going to leash Fleet
and tie him to a tree!
And, Stinky,
you know we respect
mixing it up
with all the critters,
but a little bit of Brent
goes a long way.
Also, his grizzly momma
scares the heck out of me.
If I had pants
I would be wetting them.
Seriously, Stinky,
the last time I asked
if you and he could
have a play date,
she growled at me!
Brent and I have big plans
when we lead
the forest one day.
We're gonna merge
the wolf pack with
the bear clan.
Great idea!
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
What do they say
about brilliance
skipping a generation?
Come on, guys,
you love each other.
Claudette, remember
that time you and Stinky
almost died trying
to save Runt?
This is for Runt!
(GRUNTS)
Ahhh!
Ahhh!
(GRUNTING)
KATE: Stinky!
HUMPHREY: Stinky!
KATE AND HUMPHREY:
Claudette!
Oh, my gosh. What do we...
Jump! Jump!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Guilt.
BOTH: Mmm-hmm.
Can we please continue
our lovely family vacation?
(EAGLE SCREECHING)
(SIGHS) Take a look
at that view.
Isn't it something?
Just gorgeous.
(SNIFFING)
What is it, Stinky?
I smell wolves,
coming close.
RUNT: And your smell
is right again.
Hurry, Julia, hurry!
Wait, wait!
What is going on?
You need
to get out of here!
What? What for?
They're trapping wolves!
Trapping wolves?
They're relocating us.
When the caribou
population dwindled...
Relocating?
Are we seriously
back to that?
Oh, they're taking
away all the forest,
and when the forest goes,
so go the caribou.
They're also
capturing wolf pups!
What?
They're transporting them
to the other side
of the country.
(GASPS) Humphrey and I have
been through this before.
KATE: Ow!
Where am I?
(GRUNTING)
(HUMPHREY GROANING)
Humphrey,
is that you?
Kate, where are we?
I don't know.
Oh, maybe we're dead.
(BOTH GROANING)
Nope.
Definitely not dead.
Ow!
(SIGHS) Well, at least
they left us some water.
(GRUNTS)
You got water?
Nope,
definitely not water.
Little piece of advice.
If you wake up in a crate,
don't drink the water.
Are they capturing
wolves everywhere?
No, not past the border
or the mountains.
Most of the wolves are
hiding in the mountains.
That's where Liz
and I are going.
(AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRRING)
Quick,
under the trees.
Now!
They're even shooting
from the air.
But only tranquilizer guns.
"Only tranquilizer guns."
They can do a lot of harm.
KATE: (GRUNTING)
Oh, you make me so mad!
(GROANING)
Whoa, hey,
I was just kidding.
Huh.
You're kinda cute.
Really? You think?
So... Wow! Okay.
Cute, yeah.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
That's the... Look.
Thank you, first of all,
but do you mean "cute"
in like a rugged,
kind of handsomely cute...
Yow!
Again with the butt.
(GIGGLING)
These mosquitoes
are out of control.
Ooh. (LAUGHING)
I'll meet you on Mars. Ooh.
Right after I eat
the Milky Way.
Ooh, that sounds good.
(GIGGLING)
Save some for me.
(SNORING)
(HICCUPS)
So how are you two gonna
get to the mountains?
There are too many fields,
you'll be spotted.
We don't have a choice.
They're combing the forest
right behind us.
You and your family
need to hide.
How long is this
gonna go on?
It usually lasts
five moons or so.
We're going for it!
(AIRPLANE FLYING OVERHEAD)
KATE: Be careful!
Go, go, go!
Oh, no!
Come on, come on!
Kate, the pups!
(GUNSHOTS)
We'll never make
it to the mountains
from here.
Too many fields.
We gotta go across
the border.
Okay, the border.
But, Humphrey,
we still gotta get
across that field!
STINKY: Wait a minute.
I smell humans coming.
It must be the trappers.
How far is the train?
The train?
It's the fastest way
to the border,
and we did it once.
Yeah, but getting to
it was something else.
(PANTING)
Hey, need a ride?
(GROWLING)
Jump! Trust me!
(KATE SCREAMING)
I told you
you could trust me.
Angle left!
(HUMPHREY LAUGHING)
Roll right!
Yee-haw!
(GROWLING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(WHINING)
Why are you looking
at me like that?
Huh?
(ALL SCREAMING)
Wow. Now that
was a hybrid ride.
Half wind power,
half run for your life.
Okay, let me listen
for this train.
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
There is one coming,
but we gotta move fast!
We can get across
the field with that.
(SCOFFS) You can't log
board across a flat field!
We're not going to.
HUMPHREY: (WHISPERING)
Kate, can you see
the train tracks?
KATE: Um...
I think...
Yes, we gotta turn.
Okay, Runt,
start to turn...
Right. Right.
(CLEARING THROAT)
Your other right.
Okay, stop.
Now everyone forward.
CLAUDETTE: Hey, Runt,
how does it feel
to be the caboose?
(RUNT SNARLING)
CLAUDETTE: Ow!
Mom, Runt bit my tail!
STINKY: Could you two
exhibit some maturity
in this very
dramatic situation?
(THUMP)
(STINKY GROANS)
CLAUDETTE: How's that
for maturity, Stinky?
HUMPHREY: (WHISPERING)
Everyone, quiet.
(TRUCK DOORS OPENING)
(DOORS CLOSING)
JETHRO: Well, two wolves
is better than nothing.
Okay. (GRUNTING)
Let's each grab one.
They'll be out
just long enough
to get them
to the station.
GRIFFIN: Where the heck
have the rest of the dang
wolves gone anyway?
It's like they vanished.
You know what?
We gotta get us
some dang wolf cubs.
We get three times
more for a wolf cub.
Yeah, but our plane
can't find wolf cubs,
they're only in dens.
Then we'll have
to find them ourselves.
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
(GASPS)
We gotta move now.
GRIFFIN:
What the heck
is this log
doing in the middle
of this field?
JETHRO: (CHUCKLING)
Waiting for my butt
to sit on.
(LOG CREAKING)
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
Wolves, you gotta run
like you've never run
before, okay?
GRIFFIN: We gotta
get these two back
to the station
and into a cart.
One truck's
leaving tonight.
(TRUCK DOORS CLOSING)
(ENGINE STARTING)
Okay, now!
(GASPS)
Look! Wolf pups.
There's wolf pups!
There are three
dang wolf pups!
And two adults!
Brother,
we hit the jackpot!
Wolves,
give it all you've got!
Come on, come on!
Kate, weapons
of wolf destruction.
Everyone, break formation.
Let's do our thing!
You mean our being chased
by big mean bears thing?
(COUGHING)
Good thinking, wolves!
Where'd you learn
to do that?
CLAUDETTE: From being
chased by bears.
STINKY:
We've clearly bitten off
more than we could hunt
numerous times.
Hey, brother,
I can't aim with
you doing this.
I can't see!
I don't wanna
run over one of them.
We need them alive!
When I say "now,"
skid and pivot!
Now!
Just great, Jethro!
Where did you learn
to shoot, dang it?
Same place you learned
to drive, Griffin!
Missed it, darn.
There's always
a night train.
We just gotta
hide until then.
(TRUCK APPROACHING)
Somewhere they
can't find us.
RUNT: I have an idea.
Oh, where could Kate,
Humphrey, and the pups be?
Winston said they were
going to the Falls.
They should be
around here by now,
but there's no sign of them!
Oh, no! You don't think
that they got captured
and they're being
transported already.
Oh, I can't imagine,
but it's happened before.
Oh, Paddy,
look down there.
Uh, excuse me.
Fleet, Brent, Agnes,
what are you three doing?
Oh, Marcel and Paddy,
the only two birds
that don't bother me.
Now, Brent, if you
can just get over
the five billion
other birds.
Hey, guys, what's up?
Fleet, haven't you heard
there is a wolf curfew?
There are trappers
looking for wolves.
You were supposed to
go to the mountains.
No, wait.
Claudette is headed
to the Falls,
I gotta make sure
she's safe and doesn't
get captured!
She's my girl.
Young love.
Well, a young something.
Fleet, that is admirable,
but there is a premium
for wolf pups!
We know. That is
where we come in.
We're all helping.
Oh, helping?
And how?
We got it all worked out.
When they try
and capture Fleet,
I do this!
Ahhh!
And I do this.
(BRENT GRUNTS)
You see, the humans
aren't allowed
to capture
the other animals.
Besides, I gotta stick up
for my main bro Stinky.
Huh? Oh.
It's a bromance thing.
Oh, I get it.
Yes, your heart aches
for your friends.
But it's not
practical to put
yourself in danger
while doing it.
Claudette is gonna
be with me
for the rest
of my life,
and nothing is gonna
stop me from finding her.
Okay, okay, all right.
Well, stay along
this trail, lover boy.
We'll try
and locate them.
And be very careful.
Who are they?
O-M-G, like, it's us,
with bad needles.
That girl needs
some serious
quill extensions!
(BOTH LAUGH MOCKINGLY)
Didn't someone tell them
the Goth look is out?
(BOTH GASP)
Okay, ladies,
cool the quills.
I'm Brent.
That is Agnes.
As you can see some
of my best friends
are porcupines.
Since you all look alike,
can't you all be friends?
Look, country bear,
I'm Fran and this is
my sister Frieda.
We are here to help Runt.
Like, he is
a wolf in need
and he is our king
of Shadow Forest.
Well, we're here
for Stinky.
And Claudette.
Who's the pretty boy?
Shouldn't he be in hiding?
Ew. Look at that
fluffed-up mane,
now there is some
serious product in that.
My name's Fleet.
He's Claudette's boyfriend.
Claudette? As in
"Little Miss Attitude?"
There seems to be
a lot of it around here.
You two better go
on your own road.
Um, how would you like
a giant splinter
in your paw, tubby?
(GASPS)
It's my hibernation weight.
Back off, sister!
Ladies, stop it!
We're gonna all find
them together, okay?
(SCOFFS)
Let's go!
Nope, burrow empty!
Where could
they have gone?
The plane didn't
see them leaving
this dang forest!
Where are they?
RUNT: Okay, Mom, Dad,
remember that thing
you said about
shared experiences?
HUMPHREY: Runt, who taught
you to climb trees anyway?
Hey, I watch
the porcupines.
You know, guys, this isn't
my first time in a tree.
One time,
I got stuck in one.
You did? Do tell.
STINKY: What? My dad
was stuck in a tree?
CLAUDETTE:
I wanna hear this!
Okay. Me and Uncle Mooch
and Shakey were
out wolfing around,
and I was about to put
the moves on Kate.
Humphrey,
you're talking
to the pups.
Oh, yeah.
Well, uh, I was going
to ask Kate out
on a date, uh, but...
Friends for life.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(SCREAMING)
Whoa. (MUMBLING)
(GRUNTING)
LILLY:
So, do you see Garth?
(GASPS) Great.
I'm not even sure
what he looks like.
But I'm sure...
(BOTH GASP)
We'll know him
when we see him.
Hey, hey, Kate.
(GASPS) What?
Uh, Garth...
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
Wow.
Lilly, stand up.
Garth?
Hello.
Good to see you.
Humphrey?
Oh, my butt, my butt.
That really hurt.
Wow, Dad, sounds
like you crushed it.
Hold on.
(GASPS) Another burrow!
Now, we've been combing
this forest all afternoon
and not one sign
of a wolf.
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
Kate, get ready
to take the pups
to the train, okay?
What are you going
to do, Humphrey?
I'm going
to distract them.
Distract them?
Get ready, Kate,
and no matter what,
get the pups
to the train!
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
(BOTH GROANING)
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
There they are!
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
(BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
Dad is awesome,
we can't leave him.
Yes, Stinky,
he is amazing.
He'll make it.
Your dad always makes it.
(BOTH SHOUTING)
Don't shoot, Jethro,
don't shoot.
You're a lousy dang shot!
JETHRO:
Whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey, hey!
(SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
(GASPS)
(EXCLAIMS AND GROANS)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
Oh, man! Come on!
(BRENT AND FLEET SNARLING)
GRIFFIN: Oh!
(EXCLAIMING)
Okay, guys, this way!
What the heck?
Did you see that?
The whole forest
dang attacked us!
There they are!
(LAUGHING) Fleet!
Brent, my best bro!
Agnes, my homegirl!
Fran, Frieda, you came!
Of course,
you're our king.
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
MARCEL: Sacrebleu!
It's Noah's Ark.
More like Noah's train.
We're taking the train
to the border.
How long till
an open box car?
Very soon.
Uh, 10 cars down.
You're all
taking the train?
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
Okay, Brent,
grab the porcupines.
Everyone, here it comes.
When I say "now,"
we jump into the open car.
GRIFFIN: There they are!
Okay, aim!
KATE: Just a bit more.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Get them off!
Now!
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(ALL GROANING)
(BOTH PANTING)
What... We were
attacked by birds?
It's like every animal
in the dang forest
is protecting them!
You say "dang" a lot,
you know that, right?
Come on, everyone,
hug it out.
Bro.
Bro.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Hey.
Hey.
HUMPHREY: Hey!
BOTH: No.
BRENT: Wow.
I'm usually more
of a river person,
but that is sweet!
(LAUGHING)
Humphrey and I fell
in love right here.
I finally got Kate
to howl with me.
Humphrey,
you had me at "howl-lo."
(SCOFFS) Is that
wolf speak for
falling in love?
Well, what do
you think it is?
It's like when
you had the hots
for that woodchuck.
He had a nice smile.
That wasn't
a smile, sister.
Like, a woodchuck's teeth
always stick out like that.
Kate, let's make
this moment last.
BRENT: I have to pee.
I have to pee.
O-M-G.
(GRUNTING)
There was a little stream
Who fed into a river
BOTH:
And the river
flowed and flowed
Into a giant lake
(SCOFFS)
Is this for real?
(LAUGHING)
Well, I can't say
I haven't had my own
tinkle time-outs.
(WHIMPERING)
What's wrong with you?
I have to go.
You can't leave.
Can't you hold it?
No! I Can't!
Well, did you try
crossing your legs?
Yes!
Holding your breath?
Yes! I almost passed out!
Closing your eyes and...
In or out, I am going.
Would you hurry?
(STAMMERING)
I can't go when
I feel pressured.
Go!
(SIGHS)
Come on, let's help him.
One more time.
ALL:
There was a little stream
Who fed into a river
And the river
flowed and flowed
Into a giant lake
(GRUNTING)
Okay, so you have a few
more suns till the border.
We'll keep an eye
out for planes.
Okay, Stinky's got
the best sense of smell
so give him your food order
and he'll find what you want.
Okay, wait up.
(SNIFFING)
I'm smelling moose.
Stinky,
we could co-hunt it!
(BOTH WHOOPING)
No, Brent, we've got enough
problems with the hunters.
We don't need
antlers in the party.
Besides, Humphrey doesn't
like moose that much.
I kind of had
a run in with one.
Cool. Did you
take it down?
Did you go for
the hind quarters,
Mr. Humphrey?
Did you? Huh?
Go for the hind quarters?
Ah, in a sense.
Oh, my goodness,
look out for the...
Oh, no! No, no, no!
Oh, he's a goner for sure.
(THUD)
(FARTING)
(GROANING)
(SCREAMING)
HUMPHREY: It was horrible.
He had this wide stance.
I had to go
into counseling.
Oh.
(MOOSE SNORTING)
Hi. And he looked
just like that guy.
Wait, it wasn't you,
was it?
Oh, my gosh, it was!
(SNIFFING)
What is it?
Wolf trappers.
Son, are you okay?
(AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRRING)
Okay, wolves,
there is a human road
to the right.
You need to run to that.
Human road?
Yes, they can't shoot
where there are humans!
Okay, now!
PADDY: Do hurry!
We can't keep going.
He could really
hurt himself.
It's just a sprain.
It'll heal, but not if
he keeps walking on it.
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
Oh, no.
Humphrey,
we gotta hide.
STINKY: Hey, Mom, Dad,
Runt and the porcupines
are gone?
KATE: What?
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
They must have
slipped out!
HUMPHREY:
Quiet everyone.
Here, wolfy, wolfy.
Come on.
Jethro's not
gonna hurt you.
I'm just moving you.
(ANIMAL GROWLING)
(BOTH GASP)
What the heck is that?
Sounds like a...
It's coming closer.
What the heck?
It's a monster!
Run! Run!
(SCREAMING)
Run!
(GRIFFIN EXCLAIMING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Sorry,
I saw an opening
and I took it.
Now, you know why
we call him the
king of the forest.
Well, let's give it up
for the porcupines.
(ALL CHEERING)
We have to find
another way across
the border.
We've already
done the trains.
Uh, don't wanna do planes,
so how about automobiles?
You remember,
like last time.
That was no auto,
that was a party bus.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
Humphrey?
(MIMICKING GUITAR)
(SIGHS)
Ha-ha! Whoo!
(LAUGHING)
Yeah, you didn't know
Papa was a Rolling Stone,
did you?
You... You don't
get that reference,
do you? Okay.
Now, let us do
a fly over and see what
we can come up with.
MARCEL: Well, what does
every family vacation need?
An RV! (LAUGHS)
Recognize it?
Kate, this is
the same camper
we took last time.
Uh, yes,
the same one,
but this time from
Jasper back to Idaho.
How do you two know
everyone's travel patterns?
Oh, we have a way
of marking vehicles.
Specifically windshields.
Now, humans think
it's random,
but it's not.
(GASPS)
What is she doing?
Her biker boyfriend left her
and now she's a bit lonely.
So some cousins
of ours have become
her new best friends.
Cousins?
Oh, gosh.
(WHIMPERING)
Oh, no.
What now?
Oh, no!
(GRUNTING)
Brent,
what are you doing?
Uh, he's got bird issues.
(SCOFFS) Bird issues?
They're not birds,
they are monsters!
You want a piece of me?
CLAUDETTE: Order!
Order on the field!
Where did it go?
(BIRD YELPING)
I hear it over there.
Tweet, tweet, tweet.
Oh, look, it's a cub.
Let's flutter around
his nose.
Brent, time out!
BOTH: Ow!
(BIRD TWEETING)
I still hear it!
(WHIMPERING)
(YELLING)
Oh, no.
(WOMAN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)
(EXCLAIMING)
(GUN COCKS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
What the heck?
Oh!
STINKY:
Oh, no! She died.
Poor, poor lady.
What do we do?
I'm so sorry.
(SCOFFS) Agnes,
this is your guy's fault.
Yeah, I know.
I'm under a lot of stress.
I'm a stress eater!
I mean, we, like,
killed her!
How am I going
to live with myself?
I mean, we're vegans!
We don't kill!
I'm so sorry.
Ah!
(DEBBIE LAUGHING)
That feels good.
Hi there,
you little cuties, you.
Oh, I see it's, uh,
a sort of a family.
Wolves, bear, porcupines,
and fowl?
Okay, we hit
the mother lode.
Served in a bowl, too.
O-M-G, its china.
I mean, that's class.
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
Hi.
Sorry to bother you,
but we're animal trappers
and we're looking for wolves.
Relocating the dang things.
Well, I'm no wolf,
but I have been
called a fox in
my time. (GIGGLING)
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
So no wolves?
Nah.
(BOWL SCRAPING)
Hmm. Got pets, huh?
Oh, yes. Oh, well,
thanks for stopping by.
I'll keep my eyes peeled.
(TRUCK ENGINE STARTING)
Well, what're we
gonna do with you?
Uh... You wanna go
inside the camper?
(GASPS) You want to
hide in the camper.
You want to drive the truck?
You want me
to drive the truck?
Oh, well,
the only place
I was planning on
driving to was Idaho.
Idaho...
Oh, I get it!
They wouldn't be looking
for wolves there.
Pull over!
Pull over!
(SCREAMING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(HORN HONKING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Now run.
Run towards the mountains.
Come on now!
I'll miss you all.
Where are they?
I don't know.
They just have
to set a paw on this
golfing green
and they're officially
in Idaho.
(GUN FIRING)
Okay, everyone,
spin to the left.
(GUNSHOTS)
I gotta do something.
Get our pups out of here.
What is Dad doing?
He'll be okay.
(SNARLING)
(GUNSHOT)
(THUD)
Now, welcome to Idaho!
Where is Humphrey?
We were being shot at,
he wanted to divert them.
(PANTING)
Marcel, Paddy, watch them.
Uh... Is Dad okay?
Is he?
He's the best dad
in the world.
And Mom, she might
be in danger, too.
What if they are taken?
Oh, please...
Please let them make
it past one more...
One more disaster.
Don't let this
be the last drama
for the drama wolves.
Look, everyone!
(ALL GASP)
(ALL CHEERING)
KATE: Well, wasn't exactly
the route we wanted...
HUMPHREY:
But, here we are,
Alfred Creek Falls.
HUMPHREY:
So, how was our first
family vacation, guys?
STINKY: Awesome!
RUNT: The best!
Yeah, let's do it again.
CLAUDETTE:
(SING-SONG) Awesome!
RUNT:
Can we do it again?
Can we do it again?
BRENT: Can I come
along next year?
Please?
STINKY: You know what
we're missing now?
HUMPHREY:
Oh, what's that, son?
STINKY: Your famous
animal impressions.
(CHUCKLES)
CLAUDETTE: Okay,
let's hear it, Dad.
RUNT: Yeah, surprise us.
BRENT: Come on, Mr. Humphrey.
AGNES: This I gotta hear.
KATE: Humphrey,
pressure's on.
HUMPHREY: Okay. All right,
you ready for this?
ALL: Ready!
(MIMICS ELEPHANT'S TRUMPET)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
HUMPHREY: Okay, pups.
As we continue
on our first family vacation
to Alfred Creek Falls,
it's time for my infamous
animal impressions.
(PUPS GROANING)
KATE: Groans?
(CHUCKLES) Come on, pups.
You used to love
dad's animal impressions.
CLAUDETTE: (SCOFFS)
Until they got weird.
HUMPHREY: Weird, Claudette?
STINKY: Yeah, Dad.
I gotta agree with
Claudette on this one.
I mean,
doing a porpoise impression.
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING)
PUPS: Weird.
Claudette,
why the long face?
Mom, why couldn't
we bring our friends?
We've gone over this,
Claudette.
This is a family vacation.
And our first one together.
(ALL MOUTHING)
KATE: We get closer
when we have these
shared experiences.
And what do we always say
about a strong family? Huh? Huh?
ALL: A strong family can
survive almost anything.
She has puppy love.
Puppy love?
Like a boyfriend?
(STAMMERING) Oh...
Wait a minute.
You mean Fleet?
Mom, chill.
He's not my boyfriend,
he's just a friend.
Okay, when you
come to a corner,
plant your front paws
and just let your body slide.
(GRUNTING)
Your turn!
Plant your paws!
Whoa...
(SCREAMING)
Fleet?
Mmm...
(CLAUDETTE MAKING
KISSING SOUNDS)
(EXCLAIMS) Sorry.
I was just, uh,
thinking about
all my great friends!
(SNICKERING)
Did you hear that,
Stinky?
Fleet's just a friend.
Hey, I'm staying
above the fray,
but let me just say,
Fleet is one fast dog.
(SCOFFS)
Especially with
the kissy snout.
Humphrey,
did you hear that?
Mom, stop it.
You're being controlling!
I'm being a parent!
And, Runt, you wanna
lose a patch of fur?
Just keeping it real.
Ha! How's this for real?
(GRUNTING)
You, uh...
Hey!
(CHUCKLING)
Boy, she missed again.
(RUNT LAUGHING)
(SIGHS)
Well, at least
they're not bored
anymore.
Runt,
you get down here!
(CLAUDETTE GRUNTING)
Claudette, stop it!
Hey, you two,
knock it off!
Oh, she missed again,
and again.
Should have taken
those tree climbing
lessons I offered.
Mom, Dad, may I suggest
some parenting tips?
When I become the leader,
I will create a wolf park,
so the younger ones
can be supervised.
Okay, Runt, come down.
Claudette, stand down,
and, Stinky,
my eldest son,
that was the most
ridiculous idea
I've ever heard.
And, Runt,
what about you?
Constantly hugging
Frieda and Fran,
the porcupines!
Yeah,
that's really normal!
Wait! That's why I'm always
pulling needles out of you?
They never get hugs!
Because they're mean girls!
Oh, they're not mean,
they're just, prickly.
And they wanted to
come on our trip too!
And just to
roll with that,
if I had been able
to bring Brent,
he could have helped
supervise these two.
Oh, great.
All we need is your
grizzly bear bromance
tagging along!
Seriously, Stinky,
Brent is cool,
but he is a hot mess.
He's not a mess.
Huh? He travels with
a porcupine life coach!
(SCOFFS) Hello.
Agnes keeps him chill!
Okay, Runt, you get
down here right now!
And, Claudette,
when we get back,
I'm going to leash Fleet
and tie him to a tree!
And, Stinky,
you know we respect
mixing it up
with all the critters,
but a little bit of Brent
goes a long way.
Also, his grizzly momma
scares the heck out of me.
If I had pants
I would be wetting them.
Seriously, Stinky,
the last time I asked
if you and he could
have a play date,
she growled at me!
Brent and I have big plans
when we lead
the forest one day.
We're gonna merge
the wolf pack with
the bear clan.
Great idea!
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
What do they say
about brilliance
skipping a generation?
Come on, guys,
you love each other.
Claudette, remember
that time you and Stinky
almost died trying
to save Runt?
This is for Runt!
(GRUNTS)
Ahhh!
Ahhh!
(GRUNTING)
KATE: Stinky!
HUMPHREY: Stinky!
KATE AND HUMPHREY:
Claudette!
Oh, my gosh. What do we...
Jump! Jump!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Guilt.
BOTH: Mmm-hmm.
Can we please continue
our lovely family vacation?
(EAGLE SCREECHING)
(SIGHS) Take a look
at that view.
Isn't it something?
Just gorgeous.
(SNIFFING)
What is it, Stinky?
I smell wolves,
coming close.
RUNT: And your smell
is right again.
Hurry, Julia, hurry!
Wait, wait!
What is going on?
You need
to get out of here!
What? What for?
They're trapping wolves!
Trapping wolves?
They're relocating us.
When the caribou
population dwindled...
Relocating?
Are we seriously
back to that?
Oh, they're taking
away all the forest,
and when the forest goes,
so go the caribou.
They're also
capturing wolf pups!
What?
They're transporting them
to the other side
of the country.
(GASPS) Humphrey and I have
been through this before.
KATE: Ow!
Where am I?
(GRUNTING)
(HUMPHREY GROANING)
Humphrey,
is that you?
Kate, where are we?
I don't know.
Oh, maybe we're dead.
(BOTH GROANING)
Nope.
Definitely not dead.
Ow!
(SIGHS) Well, at least
they left us some water.
(GRUNTS)
You got water?
Nope,
definitely not water.
Little piece of advice.
If you wake up in a crate,
don't drink the water.
Are they capturing
wolves everywhere?
No, not past the border
or the mountains.
Most of the wolves are
hiding in the mountains.
That's where Liz
and I are going.
(AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRRING)
Quick,
under the trees.
Now!
They're even shooting
from the air.
But only tranquilizer guns.
"Only tranquilizer guns."
They can do a lot of harm.
KATE: (GRUNTING)
Oh, you make me so mad!
(GROANING)
Whoa, hey,
I was just kidding.
Huh.
You're kinda cute.
Really? You think?
So... Wow! Okay.
Cute, yeah.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
That's the... Look.
Thank you, first of all,
but do you mean "cute"
in like a rugged,
kind of handsomely cute...
Yow!
Again with the butt.
(GIGGLING)
These mosquitoes
are out of control.
Ooh. (LAUGHING)
I'll meet you on Mars. Ooh.
Right after I eat
the Milky Way.
Ooh, that sounds good.
(GIGGLING)
Save some for me.
(SNORING)
(HICCUPS)
So how are you two gonna
get to the mountains?
There are too many fields,
you'll be spotted.
We don't have a choice.
They're combing the forest
right behind us.
You and your family
need to hide.
How long is this
gonna go on?
It usually lasts
five moons or so.
We're going for it!
(AIRPLANE FLYING OVERHEAD)
KATE: Be careful!
Go, go, go!
Oh, no!
Come on, come on!
Kate, the pups!
(GUNSHOTS)
We'll never make
it to the mountains
from here.
Too many fields.
We gotta go across
the border.
Okay, the border.
But, Humphrey,
we still gotta get
across that field!
STINKY: Wait a minute.
I smell humans coming.
It must be the trappers.
How far is the train?
The train?
It's the fastest way
to the border,
and we did it once.
Yeah, but getting to
it was something else.
(PANTING)
Hey, need a ride?
(GROWLING)
Jump! Trust me!
(KATE SCREAMING)
I told you
you could trust me.
Angle left!
(HUMPHREY LAUGHING)
Roll right!
Yee-haw!
(GROWLING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(WHINING)
Why are you looking
at me like that?
Huh?
(ALL SCREAMING)
Wow. Now that
was a hybrid ride.
Half wind power,
half run for your life.
Okay, let me listen
for this train.
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
There is one coming,
but we gotta move fast!
We can get across
the field with that.
(SCOFFS) You can't log
board across a flat field!
We're not going to.
HUMPHREY: (WHISPERING)
Kate, can you see
the train tracks?
KATE: Um...
I think...
Yes, we gotta turn.
Okay, Runt,
start to turn...
Right. Right.
(CLEARING THROAT)
Your other right.
Okay, stop.
Now everyone forward.
CLAUDETTE: Hey, Runt,
how does it feel
to be the caboose?
(RUNT SNARLING)
CLAUDETTE: Ow!
Mom, Runt bit my tail!
STINKY: Could you two
exhibit some maturity
in this very
dramatic situation?
(THUMP)
(STINKY GROANS)
CLAUDETTE: How's that
for maturity, Stinky?
HUMPHREY: (WHISPERING)
Everyone, quiet.
(TRUCK DOORS OPENING)
(DOORS CLOSING)
JETHRO: Well, two wolves
is better than nothing.
Okay. (GRUNTING)
Let's each grab one.
They'll be out
just long enough
to get them
to the station.
GRIFFIN: Where the heck
have the rest of the dang
wolves gone anyway?
It's like they vanished.
You know what?
We gotta get us
some dang wolf cubs.
We get three times
more for a wolf cub.
Yeah, but our plane
can't find wolf cubs,
they're only in dens.
Then we'll have
to find them ourselves.
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
(GASPS)
We gotta move now.
GRIFFIN:
What the heck
is this log
doing in the middle
of this field?
JETHRO: (CHUCKLING)
Waiting for my butt
to sit on.
(LOG CREAKING)
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
Wolves, you gotta run
like you've never run
before, okay?
GRIFFIN: We gotta
get these two back
to the station
and into a cart.
One truck's
leaving tonight.
(TRUCK DOORS CLOSING)
(ENGINE STARTING)
Okay, now!
(GASPS)
Look! Wolf pups.
There's wolf pups!
There are three
dang wolf pups!
And two adults!
Brother,
we hit the jackpot!
Wolves,
give it all you've got!
Come on, come on!
Kate, weapons
of wolf destruction.
Everyone, break formation.
Let's do our thing!
You mean our being chased
by big mean bears thing?
(COUGHING)
Good thinking, wolves!
Where'd you learn
to do that?
CLAUDETTE: From being
chased by bears.
STINKY:
We've clearly bitten off
more than we could hunt
numerous times.
Hey, brother,
I can't aim with
you doing this.
I can't see!
I don't wanna
run over one of them.
We need them alive!
When I say "now,"
skid and pivot!
Now!
Just great, Jethro!
Where did you learn
to shoot, dang it?
Same place you learned
to drive, Griffin!
Missed it, darn.
There's always
a night train.
We just gotta
hide until then.
(TRUCK APPROACHING)
Somewhere they
can't find us.
RUNT: I have an idea.
Oh, where could Kate,
Humphrey, and the pups be?
Winston said they were
going to the Falls.
They should be
around here by now,
but there's no sign of them!
Oh, no! You don't think
that they got captured
and they're being
transported already.
Oh, I can't imagine,
but it's happened before.
Oh, Paddy,
look down there.
Uh, excuse me.
Fleet, Brent, Agnes,
what are you three doing?
Oh, Marcel and Paddy,
the only two birds
that don't bother me.
Now, Brent, if you
can just get over
the five billion
other birds.
Hey, guys, what's up?
Fleet, haven't you heard
there is a wolf curfew?
There are trappers
looking for wolves.
You were supposed to
go to the mountains.
No, wait.
Claudette is headed
to the Falls,
I gotta make sure
she's safe and doesn't
get captured!
She's my girl.
Young love.
Well, a young something.
Fleet, that is admirable,
but there is a premium
for wolf pups!
We know. That is
where we come in.
We're all helping.
Oh, helping?
And how?
We got it all worked out.
When they try
and capture Fleet,
I do this!
Ahhh!
And I do this.
(BRENT GRUNTS)
You see, the humans
aren't allowed
to capture
the other animals.
Besides, I gotta stick up
for my main bro Stinky.
Huh? Oh.
It's a bromance thing.
Oh, I get it.
Yes, your heart aches
for your friends.
But it's not
practical to put
yourself in danger
while doing it.
Claudette is gonna
be with me
for the rest
of my life,
and nothing is gonna
stop me from finding her.
Okay, okay, all right.
Well, stay along
this trail, lover boy.
We'll try
and locate them.
And be very careful.
Who are they?
O-M-G, like, it's us,
with bad needles.
That girl needs
some serious
quill extensions!
(BOTH LAUGH MOCKINGLY)
Didn't someone tell them
the Goth look is out?
(BOTH GASP)
Okay, ladies,
cool the quills.
I'm Brent.
That is Agnes.
As you can see some
of my best friends
are porcupines.
Since you all look alike,
can't you all be friends?
Look, country bear,
I'm Fran and this is
my sister Frieda.
We are here to help Runt.
Like, he is
a wolf in need
and he is our king
of Shadow Forest.
Well, we're here
for Stinky.
And Claudette.
Who's the pretty boy?
Shouldn't he be in hiding?
Ew. Look at that
fluffed-up mane,
now there is some
serious product in that.
My name's Fleet.
He's Claudette's boyfriend.
Claudette? As in
"Little Miss Attitude?"
There seems to be
a lot of it around here.
You two better go
on your own road.
Um, how would you like
a giant splinter
in your paw, tubby?
(GASPS)
It's my hibernation weight.
Back off, sister!
Ladies, stop it!
We're gonna all find
them together, okay?
(SCOFFS)
Let's go!
Nope, burrow empty!
Where could
they have gone?
The plane didn't
see them leaving
this dang forest!
Where are they?
RUNT: Okay, Mom, Dad,
remember that thing
you said about
shared experiences?
HUMPHREY: Runt, who taught
you to climb trees anyway?
Hey, I watch
the porcupines.
You know, guys, this isn't
my first time in a tree.
One time,
I got stuck in one.
You did? Do tell.
STINKY: What? My dad
was stuck in a tree?
CLAUDETTE:
I wanna hear this!
Okay. Me and Uncle Mooch
and Shakey were
out wolfing around,
and I was about to put
the moves on Kate.
Humphrey,
you're talking
to the pups.
Oh, yeah.
Well, uh, I was going
to ask Kate out
on a date, uh, but...
Friends for life.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(SCREAMING)
Whoa. (MUMBLING)
(GRUNTING)
LILLY:
So, do you see Garth?
(GASPS) Great.
I'm not even sure
what he looks like.
But I'm sure...
(BOTH GASP)
We'll know him
when we see him.
Hey, hey, Kate.
(GASPS) What?
Uh, Garth...
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
Wow.
Lilly, stand up.
Garth?
Hello.
Good to see you.
Humphrey?
Oh, my butt, my butt.
That really hurt.
Wow, Dad, sounds
like you crushed it.
Hold on.
(GASPS) Another burrow!
Now, we've been combing
this forest all afternoon
and not one sign
of a wolf.
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
Kate, get ready
to take the pups
to the train, okay?
What are you going
to do, Humphrey?
I'm going
to distract them.
Distract them?
Get ready, Kate,
and no matter what,
get the pups
to the train!
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
(BOTH GROANING)
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
There they are!
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
(BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
Dad is awesome,
we can't leave him.
Yes, Stinky,
he is amazing.
He'll make it.
Your dad always makes it.
(BOTH SHOUTING)
Don't shoot, Jethro,
don't shoot.
You're a lousy dang shot!
JETHRO:
Whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey, hey!
(SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
(GASPS)
(EXCLAIMS AND GROANS)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
Oh, man! Come on!
(BRENT AND FLEET SNARLING)
GRIFFIN: Oh!
(EXCLAIMING)
Okay, guys, this way!
What the heck?
Did you see that?
The whole forest
dang attacked us!
There they are!
(LAUGHING) Fleet!
Brent, my best bro!
Agnes, my homegirl!
Fran, Frieda, you came!
Of course,
you're our king.
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
MARCEL: Sacrebleu!
It's Noah's Ark.
More like Noah's train.
We're taking the train
to the border.
How long till
an open box car?
Very soon.
Uh, 10 cars down.
You're all
taking the train?
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
Okay, Brent,
grab the porcupines.
Everyone, here it comes.
When I say "now,"
we jump into the open car.
GRIFFIN: There they are!
Okay, aim!
KATE: Just a bit more.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Get them off!
Now!
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(ALL GROANING)
(BOTH PANTING)
What... We were
attacked by birds?
It's like every animal
in the dang forest
is protecting them!
You say "dang" a lot,
you know that, right?
Come on, everyone,
hug it out.
Bro.
Bro.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Hey.
Hey.
HUMPHREY: Hey!
BOTH: No.
BRENT: Wow.
I'm usually more
of a river person,
but that is sweet!
(LAUGHING)
Humphrey and I fell
in love right here.
I finally got Kate
to howl with me.
Humphrey,
you had me at "howl-lo."
(SCOFFS) Is that
wolf speak for
falling in love?
Well, what do
you think it is?
It's like when
you had the hots
for that woodchuck.
He had a nice smile.
That wasn't
a smile, sister.
Like, a woodchuck's teeth
always stick out like that.
Kate, let's make
this moment last.
BRENT: I have to pee.
I have to pee.
O-M-G.
(GRUNTING)
There was a little stream
Who fed into a river
BOTH:
And the river
flowed and flowed
Into a giant lake
(SCOFFS)
Is this for real?
(LAUGHING)
Well, I can't say
I haven't had my own
tinkle time-outs.
(WHIMPERING)
What's wrong with you?
I have to go.
You can't leave.
Can't you hold it?
No! I Can't!
Well, did you try
crossing your legs?
Yes!
Holding your breath?
Yes! I almost passed out!
Closing your eyes and...
In or out, I am going.
Would you hurry?
(STAMMERING)
I can't go when
I feel pressured.
Go!
(SIGHS)
Come on, let's help him.
One more time.
ALL:
There was a little stream
Who fed into a river
And the river
flowed and flowed
Into a giant lake
(GRUNTING)
Okay, so you have a few
more suns till the border.
We'll keep an eye
out for planes.
Okay, Stinky's got
the best sense of smell
so give him your food order
and he'll find what you want.
Okay, wait up.
(SNIFFING)
I'm smelling moose.
Stinky,
we could co-hunt it!
(BOTH WHOOPING)
No, Brent, we've got enough
problems with the hunters.
We don't need
antlers in the party.
Besides, Humphrey doesn't
like moose that much.
I kind of had
a run in with one.
Cool. Did you
take it down?
Did you go for
the hind quarters,
Mr. Humphrey?
Did you? Huh?
Go for the hind quarters?
Ah, in a sense.
Oh, my goodness,
look out for the...
Oh, no! No, no, no!
Oh, he's a goner for sure.
(THUD)
(FARTING)
(GROANING)
(SCREAMING)
HUMPHREY: It was horrible.
He had this wide stance.
I had to go
into counseling.
Oh.
(MOOSE SNORTING)
Hi. And he looked
just like that guy.
Wait, it wasn't you,
was it?
Oh, my gosh, it was!
(SNIFFING)
What is it?
Wolf trappers.
Son, are you okay?
(AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRRING)
Okay, wolves,
there is a human road
to the right.
You need to run to that.
Human road?
Yes, they can't shoot
where there are humans!
Okay, now!
PADDY: Do hurry!
We can't keep going.
He could really
hurt himself.
It's just a sprain.
It'll heal, but not if
he keeps walking on it.
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
Oh, no.
Humphrey,
we gotta hide.
STINKY: Hey, Mom, Dad,
Runt and the porcupines
are gone?
KATE: What?
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
They must have
slipped out!
HUMPHREY:
Quiet everyone.
Here, wolfy, wolfy.
Come on.
Jethro's not
gonna hurt you.
I'm just moving you.
(ANIMAL GROWLING)
(BOTH GASP)
What the heck is that?
Sounds like a...
It's coming closer.
What the heck?
It's a monster!
Run! Run!
(SCREAMING)
Run!
(GRIFFIN EXCLAIMING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Sorry,
I saw an opening
and I took it.
Now, you know why
we call him the
king of the forest.
Well, let's give it up
for the porcupines.
(ALL CHEERING)
We have to find
another way across
the border.
We've already
done the trains.
Uh, don't wanna do planes,
so how about automobiles?
You remember,
like last time.
That was no auto,
that was a party bus.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
Humphrey?
(MIMICKING GUITAR)
(SIGHS)
Ha-ha! Whoo!
(LAUGHING)
Yeah, you didn't know
Papa was a Rolling Stone,
did you?
You... You don't
get that reference,
do you? Okay.
Now, let us do
a fly over and see what
we can come up with.
MARCEL: Well, what does
every family vacation need?
An RV! (LAUGHS)
Recognize it?
Kate, this is
the same camper
we took last time.
Uh, yes,
the same one,
but this time from
Jasper back to Idaho.
How do you two know
everyone's travel patterns?
Oh, we have a way
of marking vehicles.
Specifically windshields.
Now, humans think
it's random,
but it's not.
(GASPS)
What is she doing?
Her biker boyfriend left her
and now she's a bit lonely.
So some cousins
of ours have become
her new best friends.
Cousins?
Oh, gosh.
(WHIMPERING)
Oh, no.
What now?
Oh, no!
(GRUNTING)
Brent,
what are you doing?
Uh, he's got bird issues.
(SCOFFS) Bird issues?
They're not birds,
they are monsters!
You want a piece of me?
CLAUDETTE: Order!
Order on the field!
Where did it go?
(BIRD YELPING)
I hear it over there.
Tweet, tweet, tweet.
Oh, look, it's a cub.
Let's flutter around
his nose.
Brent, time out!
BOTH: Ow!
(BIRD TWEETING)
I still hear it!
(WHIMPERING)
(YELLING)
Oh, no.
(WOMAN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)
(EXCLAIMING)
(GUN COCKS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
What the heck?
Oh!
STINKY:
Oh, no! She died.
Poor, poor lady.
What do we do?
I'm so sorry.
(SCOFFS) Agnes,
this is your guy's fault.
Yeah, I know.
I'm under a lot of stress.
I'm a stress eater!
I mean, we, like,
killed her!
How am I going
to live with myself?
I mean, we're vegans!
We don't kill!
I'm so sorry.
Ah!
(DEBBIE LAUGHING)
That feels good.
Hi there,
you little cuties, you.
Oh, I see it's, uh,
a sort of a family.
Wolves, bear, porcupines,
and fowl?
Okay, we hit
the mother lode.
Served in a bowl, too.
O-M-G, its china.
I mean, that's class.
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
Hi.
Sorry to bother you,
but we're animal trappers
and we're looking for wolves.
Relocating the dang things.
Well, I'm no wolf,
but I have been
called a fox in
my time. (GIGGLING)
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
So no wolves?
Nah.
(BOWL SCRAPING)
Hmm. Got pets, huh?
Oh, yes. Oh, well,
thanks for stopping by.
I'll keep my eyes peeled.
(TRUCK ENGINE STARTING)
Well, what're we
gonna do with you?
Uh... You wanna go
inside the camper?
(GASPS) You want to
hide in the camper.
You want to drive the truck?
You want me
to drive the truck?
Oh, well,
the only place
I was planning on
driving to was Idaho.
Idaho...
Oh, I get it!
They wouldn't be looking
for wolves there.
Pull over!
Pull over!
(SCREAMING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(HORN HONKING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Now run.
Run towards the mountains.
Come on now!
I'll miss you all.
Where are they?
I don't know.
They just have
to set a paw on this
golfing green
and they're officially
in Idaho.
(GUN FIRING)
Okay, everyone,
spin to the left.
(GUNSHOTS)
I gotta do something.
Get our pups out of here.
What is Dad doing?
He'll be okay.
(SNARLING)
(GUNSHOT)
(THUD)
Now, welcome to Idaho!
Where is Humphrey?
We were being shot at,
he wanted to divert them.
(PANTING)
Marcel, Paddy, watch them.
Uh... Is Dad okay?
Is he?
He's the best dad
in the world.
And Mom, she might
be in danger, too.
What if they are taken?
Oh, please...
Please let them make
it past one more...
One more disaster.
Don't let this
be the last drama
for the drama wolves.
Look, everyone!
(ALL GASP)
(ALL CHEERING)
KATE: Well, wasn't exactly
the route we wanted...
HUMPHREY:
But, here we are,
Alfred Creek Falls.
HUMPHREY:
So, how was our first
family vacation, guys?
STINKY: Awesome!
RUNT: The best!
Yeah, let's do it again.
CLAUDETTE:
(SING-SONG) Awesome!
RUNT:
Can we do it again?
Can we do it again?
BRENT: Can I come
along next year?
Please?
STINKY: You know what
we're missing now?
HUMPHREY:
Oh, what's that, son?
STINKY: Your famous
animal impressions.
(CHUCKLES)
CLAUDETTE: Okay,
let's hear it, Dad.
RUNT: Yeah, surprise us.
BRENT: Come on, Mr. Humphrey.
AGNES: This I gotta hear.
KATE: Humphrey,
pressure's on.
HUMPHREY: Okay. All right,
you ready for this?
ALL: Ready!
(MIMICS ELEPHANT'S TRUMPET)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)