Alto (2015) Movie Script

It's unkind
It's unkind
What started
with a simple smile
What started
with a simple smile
Has rendered
two fragile lives
A desperate, hurting,
painful joy words
A desperate, hurting,
painful joy words
Can't describe
Can't describe
Sometimes
The soul and mind
can't be denied
Give to me
all you hold inside
Give to me
all you hold inside
She said think
with your heart
She said think
with your heart
Not with your mind
Not with your mind
Your mind, your mind
Your mind, your mind
So tired of playing
all these games
I don't even
wanna know your name
I don't even
wanna know your name
Because we're
deep in this mile
Because we're
deep in this mile
And my heart's
fighting my mind
Taken by, taken by
Taken by, taken by
These liars
These liars
These liars
Desires
Desires
Your eyes
Could not a heart
that's made of I's
Could not a heart
that's made of I's
And the way I feel
right now in life
And the way I feel
right now in life
And the way I feel
right now in life
I'd walk a thousand
miles to be with you
I'd walk a thousand
miles to be with you
I'd walk a thousand
miles to be with you
With you, to be with you
With you, to be with you
So tired of playing
all these games
I don't even
wanna know your name
Cause we're deep in this mile
Cause we're deep in this mile
And my heart, body,
my mind...
And my heart, body,
my mind...
Oh, make a left.
And while she's
baking the bread.
No wonder it tastes so good.
My heart is pounding
These thoughts
are hounding me and...
[singing]
Untitled song, chorus GDG,
walk it down to E minor, then A.
Oh, shit.
[Italian dance music]
Vinny, I'm from the
neighborhood. My mother-
[Voiceover]
Makes a lousy ziti.
[grunts] That class sucked.
Guess you have to have
students call it a class-
Guess you have to have
students call it a class-
Hello. My show.
Hello. My show.
People change,
you cross-eyed hump.
Maybe I should
make some flyers.
You know, traditional dance
is not exactly an easy sell.
You think?
You think?
You wanna know why no one came?
You wanna know why no one came?
You wanna know why no one came?
Because Mob Hit is on.
Because Mob Hit is on.
Watch and learn how
to sell Italian culture.
Got a problem with it?
I gotta get changed.
Dad's picking me up.
Oh, oh, my God,
did you hear his new horn?
Why?
Why?
[musical car horn]
[musical car horn]
[laughing]
Oh, I'm gonna be
late for this gig.
Hey... [speaks in Italian]
Hey... [speaks in Italian]
Am I supposed
to know what that means?
Am I supposed
to know what that means?
Am I supposed
to know what that means?
It means a whale's culo.
It's slang.
It means a whale's culo.
It's slang.
It means good luck, dumbass.
You're a weirdo.
You're a weirdo.
It really does.
It really does.
Bing it.
What? The horn.
Godfather, really?
It's an American classic.
Not exactly Italian
pride at its best.
An Italian wrote it.
An Italian wrote it.
An Italian directed it.
An Italian directed it.
An Italian directed it.
And people love "The Godfather."
And people love "The Godfather."
Or what they get whacked?
Cost a lot of money
to get the tuning right.
Cost a lot of money
to get the tuning right.
You call that tuning?
You call that tuning?
What's up with the cassette?
What's up with the cassette?
And a boombox?
And a boombox?
What about the iPod
we got you last year?
Tony knows a guy
that can hook it up.
It didn't have Dean
Martin. What good is it?
It doesn't come preloaded.
It doesn't come preloaded.
[laughs]
[laughs]
[Dean Martin's "You're Nobody
Till Somebody Loves You"]
[Godfather car horn]
What's this?
Ain't no gas left.
So you rented the
smallest vehicle ever.
It's a convertible.
Uh, where's Tony?
You're late.
I had a drop-off
for the restaurant.
Besides I just saw your father.
Where's the van?
Aw come on, Quenton.
There's no back seat.
Where's Frankie supposed to sit?
Where's Frankie supposed to sit?
[Frankie] Hilarious.
[Frankie] Hilarious.
[Quenton] This
is gonna be fun.
[Tony] Oh fuck.
What's going on?
[Tony] Oh fuck.
What's going on?
[Quenton] Oh, oh, oh, oh!
[Quenton] Oh, oh, oh, oh!
[Tony] Quenton
you're such a pussy.
[Quenton] That's
so disgusting.
What? What's this?
- Close it.
- [screams]
Wait.
Oh, good God.
[Heather] You saw the
bullet hole and everything?
He was just so dead.
Out of all the cars
you could have rented,
it was mob.
it was mob.
Did you see his St.
Christopher medal?
Did you see his St.
Christopher medal?
Well, okay, well were
his eyes open or shut?
I think they were open.
Enough you guys.
We're going to the funeral.
Why? So you can just
fulfill your mob fantasies?
You didn't see this guy.
You didn't see this guy.
Exactly. That's
why we're going.
Exactly. That's
why we're going.
You're not going.
You're not going.
It's dangerous besides two
beautiful women show up.
It's dangerous besides two
beautiful women show up.
They're gonna think
you're [speaks Italian].
They're gonna think
you're [speaks Italian].
Huh?
Huh?
You know, hookers.
Oh, nice way to
talk about wifey.
We're not even engaged yet.
Don't tell my mom.
Don't tell my mom.
She's already
planning the wedding.
She's already
planning the wedding.
This morning,
This morning,
she asked if we wanted those
candied almonds on the table.
she asked if we wanted those
candied almonds on the table.
Confetti?
Confetti?
Confetti? Why would you
want confetti on the table?
Confetti? Why would you
want confetti on the table?
Confetti, the
candy-covered almonds.
Oh, confetti's the almonds.
Oh, confetti's the almonds.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
We are so not Italian.
We are so not Italian.
What?
What? Heather tells me,
all excited mind you,
What? Heather tells me,
all excited mind you,
they're going to
this freaking wake.
they're going to
this freaking wake.
You're allowing this?
You're allowing this?
Can I stop them from anything?
Can I stop them from anything?
Can I stop them from anything?
They're adults. God forbid
they listen to me?
They're adults. God forbid
they listen to me?
They're adults. God forbid
they listen to me?
Yeah, you realize
whose wake this is.
Yeah, you realize
whose wake this is.
Your eldest found the body.
Your eldest found the body.
She's freaked to high heaven.
She's freaked to high heaven.
You should have a word with her.
How are you so
calm about this?
How are you so
calm about this?
You know, hand to God, I
love those kids more than life,
You know, hand to God, I
love those kids more than life,
but this is not my
problem anymore.
Anything happens
to them, so help me-
Anything happens
to them, so help me-
Yeah, we'll make
sure it doesn't.
Yeah, we'll make
sure it doesn't.
Thought you quit.
- I did.
- [Mike] Yeah.
[Mike] Yeah.
[sighs]
Where you two going?
You need invitations.
To a wake?
Listen beautiful,
I don't know you,
and I don't know you.
Need an invite.
and I don't know you.
Need an invite.
That's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous.
[Nicolette] Hey Oeldo.
[speaks Italian]
[speaks Italian]
Don't be a dick.
These are friends of mine.
Don't be a dick.
These are friends of mine.
From where?
From where?
Oh, my sister's in a band.
Oh, my sister's in a band.
Oh, my sister's in a band.
She comes to hear them play.
She comes to hear them play.
She comes to hear them play.
Yeah, I bet she does.
Yeah, I bet she does.
Yeah, I bet she does.
Come on.
Come on.
So you really play in a band?
So you really play in a band?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, she has a gig tomorrow
night. You should come.
Oh, play weddings?
[laughs] No.
Well if you play the old stuff
and want to make some money.
and want to make some money.
Oh, you book wedding bands?
Oh, you book wedding bands?
Awesome. You can help find
a band for Frankie's wedding.
You're engaged.
- Not exactly, not yet.
- I see.
I mean we've talked about it.
I sent him to look at the ring.
You're choosing the ring?
What? You work in weddings.
It's what people do now.
It's called planning.
It's called planning.
Well, people also
plan their own funerals.
Well, people also
plan their own funerals.
[laughs]
What?
This is just like
every other Italian wake
I've ever been to.
I'm sorry, how did
you guys know Pinky?
I'm sorry, how did
you guys know Pinky?
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
Is that his nickname?
Is that his nickname?
Did he get his pinkie's
chopped off or something?
Look at that guy.
Look at that guy.
He's like Vince
D'Amico, only real.
He's like Vince
D'Amico, only real.
Jesus, Heather.
Jesus, Heather.
You'll have to excuse my sister.
You'll have to excuse my sister.
She has these ideas
about the mafia.
She has these ideas
about the mafia.
She's the one who found him.
She's the one who found him.
She's the one who found him.
I wouldn't
advertise that here.
I wouldn't
advertise that here.
This isn't the type of
crowd that likes witnesses.
Oh, smart.
So you got a name?
Frankie.
Frankie.
Heather.
Heather.
My sister.
You wanna fit in right?
Yeah we do.
Not really.
Frankie and Heather,
this is Caesar
Bellafusco, my father.
Senora Montessaro.
Senora Montessaro.
[yells in Italian]
[yells in Italian]
My deepest sympathies.
Discust.
What's this?
What's this?
[speaks Italian]
[speaks Italian]
[speaks Italian]
I'm gonna give this to
my destiny foundation.
[speaks Italian]
Uh, hmm.
[speaks Italian]
Frankie.
Mr. Roma.
I told you my
girlfriend's in there.
Hey.
Well I bet you
know this guy too.
Well I bet you
know this guy too.
No.
No.
[Frankie] Tony.
[Tony] Hey. I was
worried about you guys.
Come on, I'll take you home.
Hey come to the show,
Little Town in Hoboken.
Yeah, maybe.
Thanks advertise where
I'll be just in case
someone wants to kill me.
someone wants to kill me.
Oh my God, I can't believe
you're better at this than me.
Oh my God, I can't believe
you're better at this than me.
[Agent] LeDoux
just sent these.
Gagoot's at the wake.
He's lucky Bellafusco
doesn't punch his ticker too.
Bunch of gargons, swear to God.
[Laughlin] The girls?
[Agent] What?
[Agent] What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Put a tail on them.
[Laughlin] Okay.
Caesar.
I heard you were
gonna be here.
I heard you were
gonna be here.
I did my communion with
Pinky that pencil prick.
I did my communion with
Pinky that pencil prick.
I did my communion with
Pinky that pencil prick.
Look like it or not,
I gotta be here.
Look like it or not,
I gotta be here.
Out of respect for
the [speaks Italian]
Out of respect for
the [speaks Italian]
Good thing I like old ladies.
Good thing I like old ladies.
Good thing I like old ladies.
Yeah, you're a prince.
Yeah, you're a prince.
You see those feds out front?
You see those feds out front?
Always looking for
the weak animal.
Always looking for
the weak animal.
Where's the loyalty?
Even a traitor's lost Sonny.
Even a traitor's lost Sonny.
Just found some other loyalty.
Just found some other loyalty.
Just found some other loyalty.
Kind of sounds
like an ex-wife, huh?
Kind of sounds
like an ex-wife, huh?
Pinky took a shot at
me, not a smart man.
So sure, where's the loyalty?
So sure, where's the loyalty?
What I gotta ask is who
gave him a better deal.
What I gotta ask is who
gave him a better deal.
Say hello to your father.
Staten Island too small for him?
Staten Island too small for him?
Keep an eye on that
ferry-riding fuck.
Keep an eye on that
ferry-riding fuck.
Yeah sure.
Thanks, by the way, for
showing up at that wake.
Thanks, by the way, for
showing up at that wake.
It was so awkward.
It was so awkward.
We didn't need you, but thanks.
We didn't need you, but thanks.
I'm always gonna be
there for you, Frankie.
I'm always gonna be
there for you, Frankie.
Seriously, Frankie.
What is up with you?
What is up with you?
I wanted to wait for
a more special time, but
I wanted to wait for
a more special time, but
you just make things,
I don't know, right.
You get me.
You get me.
I do?
I do?
I do?
Francesca Del Vecchio,
will you marry me?
Francesca Del Vecchio,
will you marry me?
You've been talking the ring.
Are you gonna answer me?
Yes, Tony, yes.
[laughs]
You know when we're married,
I can focus on the
things that I wanna do.
I can focus on the
things that I wanna do.
I mean the business for one.
I mean the business for one.
Starting that frozen food line.
With you by my side,
anything is possible.
Your anything is frozen food?
Your anything is frozen food?
I'm thinking long term.
I'm thinking long term.
Well I'm not
givin' up my music.
Well I'm not
givin' up my music.
Not today, but we all
gotta give up something.
Not today, but we all
gotta give up something.
Not today, but we all
gotta give up something.
We gotta find out
together dream.
We gotta find out
together dream.
We gotta find out
together dream.
Oh, hey, we better get goin.
Oh, hey, we better get goin.
Oh, hey, we better get goin.
Well, what's the rush?
Well, what's the rush?
Uh, the run-through?
I promised Carlos I'd sub
at the restaurant. I told you.
You absolutely
did not tell me,
or I would have rescheduled
rehearsal for like you know now.
or I would have rescheduled
rehearsal for like you know now.
But then we
wouldn't be engaged.
But then we
wouldn't be engaged.
Probably should start looking
for a new lead guitarist anyway.
Gonna have to give up
that pipe dream someday.
At least now I still
have other dreams.
Well I don't.
You got me.
What're you lookin' at?
Now that's a prayer card.
Now that's a prayer card.
Italian's, we know how to
do funerals, all right.
Italian's, we know how to
do funerals, all right.
Italian's, we know how to
do funerals, all right.
Oh yeah, we really corner
the market on that one.
Oh yeah, we really corner
the market on that one.
Hey, I'm proud of my heritage.
Hey, I'm proud of my heritage.
Yeah, I don't have to
advertise it on my car.
Yeah, I don't have to
advertise it on my car.
And I didn't need
to stand in the park
for half a day doing
yoga with the Chinese.
It's Tai Chi, and
they're not all Chinese.
It's Tai Chi, and
they're not all Chinese.
I'm glad you two got divorced.
I'm glad you two got divorced.
I'm glad you two got divorced.
Really eased up on arguing.
Really eased up on arguing.
Your father doesn't
argue, he obfuscates.
I don't even know
what that means.
I don't even know
what that means.
Get married. You'll learn.
Get married. You'll learn.
Get married. You'll learn.
Don't we have any
mafia in the family,
Don't we have any
mafia in the family,
Don't we have any
mafia in the family,
like I don't know, a
distant cousin or something?
like I don't know, a
distant cousin or something?
Did you tell her?
What we do?
What we do?
- [Sofia] No!
- [Mike] No!
- [Sofia] No!
- [Mike] No!
[Mike] Look, I think what
your mother is trying to say
is that if this
ever happens again-
What do you mean
if it happens again?
Could happen.
Could happen.
Let's just say no more
funerals of this nature, okay?
Let's just say no more
funerals of this nature, okay?
Let's just say no more
funerals of this nature, okay?
You've gone. You've
satisfied your curiosity.
You've gone. You've
satisfied your curiosity.
Let's leave it at that.
Thank you.
I gotta ask though, what
do you estimate the casket?
I gotta ask though, what
do you estimate the casket?
Three grand?
Three grand?
You think I was
lookin' at the casket?
You think I was
lookin' at the casket?
[Sofia] Which reminds
me that plot you have,
[Sofia] Which reminds
me that plot you have,
you can bury whoever
you want there.
I'm gonna be cremated.
What the hell are
you talking about?
Ash is for Wednesday.
I gotta go the rest of my life
wondering if your dead body
is smeared on my forehead?
They're from palms.
They're from palms.
Enough already.
Divorced. Remember?
Enough already.
Divorced. Remember?
Could it be any more
obvious why? Huh?
Why we got divorced.
Was she Italian?
Really? Parents.
You're the ones who
taught me to hide anything
that might shame
me in the morning.
Practice what you preach.
I'm keeping this.
Hey, how was rehearsal?
Awful. I had to
play lead guitar.
Baby, I'm working here,
not messing around on you.
I know. Sorry.
I know. Sorry.
[Lina] Ooh, what a
day. Whoo. [laughs]
[Lina] Ooh, what a
day. Whoo. [laughs]
[speaks Italian]
[speaks Italian]
Come here.
Come here.
Hey, your aunts out there.
Hey, your aunts out there.
You tell her yet?
You tell her yet?
[humming wedding march]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[Tony] Come on.
Show them Show them.
[Tony] Come on.
Show them Show them.
Oh, oh, oh, God
I was at rehearsal.
Oh, oh, oh, God
I was at rehearsal.
I'm not used to it yet.
I'm not used to it yet.
- Yeah.
- Nice.
- Yeah.
- Nice.
I'm so sorry we don't
have time to celebrate.
I'm so sorry we don't
have time to celebrate.
[speaks Italian]
You'll see when you
with Tony and Ronan.
Hey, let them
get married first.
Oh, this is the most
beautiful time for you.
Oh, this is the most
beautiful time for you.
This and when you get pregnant.
This and when you get pregnant.
I think we're gonna wait.
Ah, nah, that's
what they all say.
Ah, nah, that's
what they all say.
Now, when you are
a good Catholic.
Now, when you are
a good Catholic.
These things, they just come.
These things, they just come.
[speaks Italian]
[speaks Italian]
[speaks Italian]
Alright, oh.
Alright, oh.
We just so happy.
See and when we do have kids,
I want them to
know their culture.
I want them to
know their culture.
This girl's gonna make
such a good Italian wife.
This girl's gonna make
such a good Italian wife.
Viva Italia.
Viva Italia.
Hey, Pop, the whole world
isn't Italia, Italia, Italia.
Hey, Pop, the whole world
isn't Italia, Italia, Italia.
Hey, Pop, the whole world
isn't Italia, Italia, Italia.
- Leave him alone.
- Hey!
- Leave him alone.
- Hey!
Hey you won't make
a good Italian wife
if you disagree with me.
Please if that's the case,
Please if that's the case,
I won't make a good
Italian wife period.
I won't make a good
Italian wife period.
[Lina] Ooh. Nice,
smarty pantses.
What?
The toilet's not working.
Just close the lid.
Just close the lid.
Ew! Can you ask Tony?
Ew! Can you ask Tony?
What do you do if a
toilet's not running?
What do you do if a
toilet's not running?
- [Tony] Turn the
- [Nicolette] Turn the
- [Tony] Turn the
- [Nicolette] Turn the
- [Tony] water on.
- [Nicolette] water on.
Nicolette?
I'll see you inside,
and let me know
if you have another
plumbing emergency.
[Heather] Frankie.
Frankie!
Frankie!
Turn the water on.
Turn the water on.
Turn the water on.
What was that?
What was that?
Can we just get
the trunk unloaded?
Come on you giving
me indigestion
Come on you giving
me indigestion
just watching you
for Christ's sake.
just watching you
for Christ's sake.
What's the matter
with you tonight?
Guess who I am now?
Hmm? Godfather or Mob Hit?
Every time you suck on an
orange, we gotta talk about
this?
Come on, D'Amico's a pansy.
You gotta problem with it?
You gotta problem with it?
You gotta problem with it?
You gotta problem with it?
Imagine Brando saying it.
[mumbles]
That's what I'm saying.
Everything sounds better
when Brando says it.
Got enough food there, Lou?
Yep.
I don't get this place.
What's to get?
Business with no hassles.
Somewhere to meet and greet.
Open up a sandwich shop.
Open up a sandwich shop.
This place don't look
so hassle-free to me.
This place don't look
so hassle-free to me.
My father God bless,
if he was still alive,
imagine him walking
into some Mexican joint?
imagine him walking
into some Mexican joint?
Forget about it.
Forget about it.
Forget about it.
Tapas, it's a tapas joint.
Tapas, it's a tapas joint.
Tapas, it's a tapas joint.
What does that mean?
Can't get full?
What does that mean?
Can't get full?
What does that mean?
Can't get full?
Hey I got a real Spaniard
in the kitchen from Spain.
Hey I got a real Spaniard
in the kitchen from Spain.
This ain't TV.
This ain't TV.
We need to keep our noses clean.
We need to keep our noses clean.
I know it ain't easy to
take, but your old man
was like a father to me.
On his deathbed,
who does he ask for?
On his deathbed,
who does he ask for?
His nephew, so bravo,
you're the boss.
His nephew, so bravo,
you're the boss.
I'm living with it, but it's
like my father slapped my face.
I'm living with it, but it's
like my father slapped my face.
[speaks Italian]
[speaks Italian]
[speaks Italian]
He loved you Lou, and I
can't say it more plainly,
He loved you Lou, and I
can't say it more plainly,
business is business.
So come on, have another drink.
Want some more food?
Want some more food?
Want some dessert?
Want some dessert?
[Heather] Hi Caesar.
[Frankie] I love this place.
[Frankie] I love this place.
[Heather] Even their
bathrooms are done by artists.
[Heather] Even their
bathrooms are done by artists.
[Heather] Even their
bathrooms are done by artists.
[Frankie] What's
with the toilet fetish?
[Frankie] What's
with the toilet fetish?
[Frankie] What's
with the toilet fetish?
[Heather] Nothing, I had
some problems, alright?
[Heather] Nothing, I had
some problems, alright?
So tired of playing
all these games
I don't even
wanna know your name
Cause we're deep
in this mire
Cause we're deep
in this mire
And my heart's
fighting my mind
And my heart's
fighting my mind
Taken by taken by
Desire
Desire
Desire
Desire
Desire
Desire
[applause]
[applause]
Atavistic Altos, thank you.
Buy the band a beer or seven.
[laughs]
Seriously, you guys like
rocked, and you, so sexy.
You'd kill on American Idol.
But you know what, you guys
should seriously consider
But you know what, you guys
should seriously consider
closing with a classic.
closing with a classic.
I don't know, like
Sinatra or something.
[laughs] What?
[laughs] What?
You're in Jersey.
You're in Jersey.
Or you could close with
an Italian folk song.
Or you could close with
an Italian folk song.
I have this Cuban
friend who kills
I have this Cuban
friend who kills
I have this Cuban
friend who kills
with Guantanamera at
the end of her set.
with Guantanamera at
the end of her set.
We're rock.
We're rock.
She's rock. You have
to spice it up a bit.
She's rock. You have
to spice it up a bit.
Don't think she didn't try.
Oh my God, she had an
accordion one night, remember?
So please, don't
encourage the ethnic.
So please, don't
encourage the ethnic.
It nearly sank us.
It nearly sank us.
It wasn't that bad.
You want ethnic?
[Kat] No.
[Quenton] Here we go.
I have a contact on Mob
Hit if you guys want a gig.
Thanks, but no thanks.
Thanks, but no thanks.
I think someone needs to
protect the Italian heritage.
I think someone needs to
protect the Italian heritage.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
The Italian heritage
is in Italy.
The Italian heritage
is in Italy.
The Italian heritage
is in Italy.
- I'd do it.
- In a heartbeat.
- I'd do it.
- In a heartbeat.
What?
I got nothing.
I got nothing.
Come on, you must
have a little something
Come on, you must
have a little something
in order to reel this one in.
in order to reel this one in.
Hey, you were amazing.
Hey, you were amazing.
Oh, thanks.
Did you hear
what they say about
everyone wanting
to fuck a rock star?
everyone wanting
to fuck a rock star?
[Tony] Let's go.
[Tony] Let's go.
[Voiceover] You are
an important person.
[Voiceover] You are
an important person.
You are in control
of your destin-
You are in control
of your destin-
Mr. B, one of the
girls left you her card.
[crash]
[tires squeal]
That'd be Gagoots.
Saw the way he was
looking at me at the wake.
I should have dropped
him right there.
Oh, whoa, you got proof?
Hey maybe it's him,
maybe it's not him.
There are lots of folks
challenging power these days,
especially new power.
especially new power.
You know Sun Tzu says-
You know Sun Tzu says-
You know Sun Tzu says-
He can kiss my tush.
He can kiss my tush.
I don't need my after dinner
mint to be made of lead.
I'll take care of it.
[sirens]
[moaning]
[Nicolette] See ya.
[groaning]
You got something to say?
If I did I woulda
said it 25 years ago.
Shoulda been me you know.
Shoulda been me you know.
Comes time for a new boss,
Comes time for a new boss,
just saying, it shoulda been me.
Remember to pick up
the sausage tomorrow.
Oh shit.
[Tony] So uh, Carlos
knows a guy, Arturo,
[Tony] So uh, Carlos
knows a guy, Arturo,
who's gonna help me hit
the frozen food angle
who's gonna help me hit
the frozen food angle
from a whole new direction.
Basically brand the food I've
eaten for my entire life.
Did you hear what I just said?
Did you hear what I just said?
Yeah, Mob Hit.
Yeah, Mob Hit.
Yeah, Mob Hit.
I have no idea if
your new friend
I have no idea if
your new friend
I have no idea if
your new friend
had anything to do with it.
had anything to do with it.
I mean, she just
mentioned it last night.
She's a whore, but even
she can't move that fast.
She's a whore, but even
she can't move that fast.
All right, all
right, I get it.
All right, all
right, I get it.
All right, all
right, I get it.
You don't like her.
You don't like her.
I don't trust her.
Like's got nothing
to do with it.
Like's got nothing
to do with it.
Any other show,
and I'd be there,
Any other show,
and I'd be there,
but this one, I gotta say no.
It's your career.
Which is apparently less
interesting than frozen food.
Which is apparently less
interesting than frozen food.
Come on, I was listening.
Come on, I was listening.
Good news?
Oh now he's listening.
Relax it's a girl.
Relax it's a girl.
Babe, I was listening
the whole time.
Babe, I was listening
the whole time.
Babe, I was listening
the whole time.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Get back to your silverware.
Get back to your silverware.
Get back to your silverware.
Alright.
Alright.
Hey.
I wasn't sure if
you were coming.
I wasn't sure myself.
I wasn't sure myself.
You're cleaning the patio.
You're cleaning the patio.
You're cleaning the patio.
Does that mean there's no lunch?
Does that mean there's no lunch?
[laughs]
[Nicolette] Come on.
You're probably
right about finding
You're probably
right about finding
a Sicilian song to close with.
a Sicilian song to close with.
a Sicilian song to close with.
I'm just paranoid
since it bombed.
I'm just paranoid
since it bombed.
I'm just paranoid
since it bombed.
Well I'm not talking
three songs here.
Well I'm not talking
three songs here.
I'm just talking one.
I'm just talking one.
And a short one at that.
And a short one at that.
And you know you
could try a fun song,
And you know you
could try a fun song,
but with Sicilians,
you're probably better off
but with Sicilians,
you're probably better off
but with Sicilians,
you're probably better off
sticking with romantic
notions of invasion and death.
sticking with romantic
notions of invasion and death.
[laughs]
[laughs]
Nobody'll understand
the words, just
Nobody'll understand
the words, just
Nobody'll understand
the words, just
find a good beat.
find a good beat.
I got a letter from Mob
Hit asking me to audition.
I got a letter from Mob
Hit asking me to audition.
Seemed a little suspicious.
Seemed a little suspicious.
If you're asking did
I recommend you, yes.
But you just saw me play.
So? I knew you were quality
the first moment that we met.
So? I knew you were quality
the first moment that we met.
And if I'm being totally honest,
And if I'm being totally honest,
I'd like to get you out there.
I'd like to get you out there.
I don't think that's
such a good idea.
I don't think that's
such a good idea.
[speaks Italian]
I have no idea
what you just said,
but it sounded nice.
I said that I was
joking, and the rest is
just what's right
in front of you.
[bell chimes]
So you wanna talk
about the wedding, eh?
Getting cold feet Francesca?
Uh, yeah. Um, no.
It's huge, right?
Committing to someone.
Up to now, Tony and I shared
our dreams with each other, but
we never had a shared dream.
we never had a shared dream.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
No, not exactly.
No, not exactly.
Like, I had a dream
about being on the cover
Like, I had a dream
about being on the cover
of a chart-topping album, and
of a chart-topping album, and
Tony, he has a dream about
his mug on a box of lasagna
Tony, he has a dream about
his mug on a box of lasagna
in somebody's freezer.
- [laughs]
- That's weird, right?
Well, do you feel like
there's room for both?
Well, do you feel like
there's room for both?
I just don't wanna
wake up one day
I just don't wanna
wake up one day
I just don't wanna
wake up one day
without a dream of my own.
without a dream of my own.
Then don't ever stop dreaming.
It's not that easy.
This friend of mine wants
me to audition for Mob Hits,
which I know would be amazing
exposure for the band,
- but-
- Have you heard?
- but-
- Have you heard?
We have some of the cast
members for our parade.
We have some of the cast
members for our parade.
That's great, right?
That's great, right?
No.
No.
No? But I wanna
involve the young people,
and this is what they enjoy.
That's the problem.
That's the problem.
What kind of
message does it send
What kind of
message does it send
that Italians worship
murderers and thieves?
that Italians worship
murderers and thieves?
Christ himself embraced
murderers and thieves.
Christ himself embraced
murderers and thieves.
Jesus forgives
mobsters, Frankie.
And so should you.
Ma.
Uh, this is my Japanese
cooking instructor.
Just getting a little
rice off your lip?
Just getting a little
rice off your lip?
I'll let myself out.
I'll let myself out.
I'll let myself out.
Okay.
Okay.
You hungry?
No.
No.
You know when a kid tells
an Italian mother no,
You know when a kid tells
an Italian mother no,
she feeds 'em anyway, right?
Why?
Because she's
an Italian mother.
Because she's
an Italian mother.
That's what she does.
That's what she does.
Baby, I know you're
trying to find your roots
and all that, but this
Italian mother is tired, so
if you say you're not hungry,
if you say you're not hungry,
I meant good.
I meant good.
I thought you said
you weren't hungry.
You said you were tired.
[laughs]
[Nicolette] Oh, I
cannot believe she
Who? That singer?
Who? That singer?
Frankie, yes.
Frankie, yes.
That would be her name.
You're banging her?
I'm banging, what?
I'm banging her, really?
No, Vin, she's just
talented, okay?
She could use a little push
in the right direction.
What? She's engaged.
Since when's that
ever stopped you, Nikki?
Yeah, but you know,
this one's different.
How about getting your
father to come to set?
You think I can get the
real stuff from a book?
Can you stop whining?
Can you stop whining?
You know I hate whiners.
You know I hate whiners.
Everybody hates whiners.
Everybody hates whiners.
You're whining.
That's what you do.
You're whining.
That's what you do.
You're whining.
That's what you do.
You whine, and you know what,
You whine, and you know what,
I honestly don't know how
you pull it off on set.
But I do right? Right?
Right?
Can you give her
another shot or what?
Yeah, probably, I'll
see what I can do.
See? Doesn't it feel good
helping out other people?
See? Doesn't it feel good
helping out other people?
Like you'd know.
Like you'd know.
Like you'd know.
Shut up. Thank you.
Shut up. Thank you.
I wasn't whining.
I wasn't whining.
Still whining.
Still whining.
No, I'm not whining.
No, I'm not whining.
- Whining.
- I'm not whining.
- Whining.
- I'm not whining.
Whining!
Whining!
A little more of that
olive oil bronze please.
A little more of that
olive oil bronze please.
- [Nicolette] Hey.
- Hey.
Um, thanks for meeting me.
Yeah, sure, what's going on?
I just talked to
my friend at Mob Hit.
He said that he'll forget that
you turned down the audition
and give you another
shot if you'll take it.
What part of no aren't
you getting? The n or the o?
Frankie, it's a really
great opportunity.
Frankie, it's a really
great opportunity.
National exposure.
National exposure.
I think that you should take it.
Look, I brought you a DVD.
Look, I brought you a DVD.
Have you ever seen
the show? Ever?
Have you ever seen
the show? Ever?
[speaks Italian]
Knowledge is power, Frankie.
Whoa, are we tailing
her or her ass, LeDoux?
You know who she is, right?
You know who she is, right?
Yes, I know who she is,
which is why I'm confused.
Yes, I know who she is,
which is why I'm confused.
These two girls hanging out.
I don't know. Something's fishy.
Pig.
What? [laughs]
No, I didn't mean it that way.
No, I didn't mean it that way.
I meant it the regular way,
I meant it the regular way,
I meant it the regular way,
but that's funny though, fishy.
but that's funny though, fishy.
Yeah, you know about
fishy, bumping uglies.
You've gotta be
kiddin' me. Come on!
You've gotta be
kiddin' me. Come on!
What you need a little love
injection there, LeDoux?
What you need a little love
injection there, LeDoux?
What you need a little love
injection there, LeDoux?
Huh? Let me ask you a question.
Huh? Let me ask you a question.
Are you the lipstick
or the dipstick?
Okay. You gonna go grab
her up or you gonna sit there
Okay. You gonna go grab
her up or you gonna sit there
and wet-nurse your balls all
day?
and wet-nurse your balls all
day?
I might sit here and
wet-nurse my balls all day.
- Thank you very much.
- Yeah you're on the clock.
- Thank you very much.
- Yeah you're on the clock.
Get out.
Get out.
Hey you. Excuse me, FBI,
can you get in the car please.
No way pervert.
Nice jacket.
Nice jacket.
Hey, LeDoux.
Hey, LeDoux.
[sighs]
Thank you.
[LeDoux] Francesca
Del Vecchio.
A little odd, don't you think?
You find the body,
then go to the wake.
Show up buddy, buddy
with the daughter
Show up buddy, buddy
with the daughter
of the new jefe in Brooklyn.
of the new jefe in Brooklyn.
Don't you mean Capo di
Capio or Don or I don't know
Don't you mean Capo di
Capio or Don or I don't know
something Italian?
something Italian?
something Italian?
We're watching you.
We're watching you.
Yep.
Hope you enjoy the show.
You're buggin' me
at home, what is it?
Listen, we're having
a problem with Tom.
Listen, we're having
a problem with Tom.
I know like 20 Toms.
I know like 20 Toms.
You know Tommy One-nut.
Tommy One-nut from Brooklyn?
Tommy One-nut from Brooklyn?
Or Tommy One-nut from the Bronx?
Or Tommy One-nut from the Bronx?
Who's Tommy One-nut
from the Bronx?
For fuck's sake.
For fuck's sake.
Whoa. Bad enough we
got a guy with one nut.
Whoa. Bad enough we
got a guy with one nut.
So, Tommy from Brooklyn,
who's an acorn short,
So, Tommy from Brooklyn,
who's an acorn short,
what about him?
what about him?
He wrote a check
he can't even cash
for Lou [speaks Italian]
Lou took his action?
Lou took his action?
I just said that.
I just said that.
I just said that.
So no action, alright?
So no action, alright?
So no action, alright?
Yeah, alright.
Yeah, alright.
Not unless that
jerkoff gets straight.
- I said alright.
- Listen we're getting hungry.
- I said alright.
- Listen we're getting hungry.
Where can we get some cavatells?
Where can we get some cavatells?
You can't start a fart around
this neighborhood without
You can't start a fart around
this neighborhood without
hitting a fusion place.
hitting a fusion place.
Yeah, look what they
done to that Pizza Grotto.
Yeah, look what they
done to that Pizza Grotto.
Vindaloo pizza my ass.
Vindaloo pizza my ass.
Disgusting.
Green olives and black olives.
[speaking Italian]
What's going on?
You seem like you're
in another world today.
You seem like you're
in another world today.
No I'm fine.
No I'm fine.
Oh hey, can you bring the big
muff pedal to rehearsal later?
Yeah, but I'm gonna be late.
Again?
Again?
You saw that gluten free
shit, I gotta talk to a guy.
You saw that gluten free
shit, I gotta talk to a guy.
You saw that gluten free
shit, I gotta talk to a guy.
- I got.
- [Frankie] Ah, yeah, yeah,
- I got.
- [Frankie] Ah, yeah, yeah,
- I got.
- [Frankie] Ah, yeah, yeah,
[Frankie] how 'bout you just
kiss my big muff pedals?
[Frankie] how 'bout you just
kiss my big muff pedals?
[speaking Italian]
Lina.
Lina.
[speaks Italian]
[speaks Italian]
[speaks Italian]
Enjoy. Sit. Sit.
Enjoy. Sit. Sit.
Hi, Ladies. Can I get
you something to start?
Big muffs.
Hey.
Yo, you guys must be
so stoked about Mob Hit.
- What?
- Yeah!
- What?
- Yeah!
No I turned them down, I was-
No I turned them down, I was-
No I turned them down, I was-
No, at it, you can
suck my [Italian]
No, at it, you can
suck my [Italian]
with your anti-defamation
bullshit already [Italian].
- What did he call me?
- Camille Paglia, maybe?
- What did he call me?
- Camille Paglia, maybe?
Give me something to call him.
Give me something to call him.
[speaks Italian]
- [speaks Italian]
- Frank, pussy.
He called me a pussy?
- Yeah.
- [Italian]
- Yeah.
- [Italian]
- Go fuck yourself.
- Yeah I know that one.
- Go fuck yourself.
- Yeah I know that one.
[laughs]
[moaning]
You don't remember me, do you?
Always sunlight on my face
It feels so good
don't you know
It feels so good
don't you know
[door closes]
[door closes]
[door closes]
I can see heaven
I can see heaven
Oh, fuck
No matter what you will go
I have not been out to the
I have not been out to the
Rockaways since Hurricane Sandy.
Rockaways since Hurricane Sandy.
Rockaways since Hurricane Sandy.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
Yeah, you think things
will last forever.
Yeah, you think things
will last forever.
I guess it leaves
space for something new.
I guess it leaves
space for something new.
Mhmm.
So the feast, I heard that
you're doing a dance class.
Yeah, the Pizzica di Cuore.
Ah, Pizzica from the Heart.
You know it?
You know it?
Yeah, of course I do.
Yeah, of course I do.
At the end of the dance the
woman gives her scarf to
whoever steals her heart.
So my mom's got a
birthday coming up,
So my mom's got a
birthday coming up,
and I don't know
what to get her.
and I don't know
what to get her.
I want it to be meaningful.
I want it to be meaningful.
You know to say
something about us.
You know to say
something about us.
You know to say
something about us.
Okay. So what's the
first thing you think of
Okay. So what's the
first thing you think of
Okay. So what's the
first thing you think of
when I say family?
when I say family?
Having dinner on
the table, I guess.
Everyone laughing,
a big pan of lasagna.
Everyone laughing,
a big pan of lasagna.
Ah, that's my mom's best dish.
Ah, that's my mom's best dish.
What's your favorite?
What's your favorite?
Piece? The corner.
Piece? The corner.
Of course it is.
The driest slice.
- That's it.
- What?
- That's it.
- What?
That's the gift.
That's the gift.
That's the gift.
You get her the best
lasagna pan money can buy,
You get her the best
lasagna pan money can buy,
and then write her
a card and tell her
exactly what you just told me.
exactly what you just told me.
But she hasn't made
lasagna in like a year.
But she hasn't made
lasagna in like a year.
Yeah, but it's the
thought that counts.
True.
Eh, it's what I would do
if it was my mom anyway.
So why is that?
Just think it's
important, you know, family.
Hey can I ask you something?
Hey can I ask you something?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's it like?
Growing up in a family
that's in the life.
What are you talking
about isn't your-
So when did you get into the
whole Italian pride thing?
So when did you get into the
whole Italian pride thing?
Was it always that way?
Was it always that way?
Was it always that way?
What way?
What way?
Alright, alright.
After my dad left, maybe.
[Nicolette] I get it.
[Nicolette] I get it.
When you miss somebody,
sometimes it's
When you miss somebody,
sometimes it's
but think about why.
Can't believe the
boardwalk's gone.
I know.
I've been mixing
hope and doubt
I've been changing
and I don't how
I've been changing
and I don't how
Something,
something, something.
Something,
something, something.
It's pretty.
Well minus the somethings.
Well minus the somethings.
What? I love it. Let's
do this. What is it?
What? I love it. Let's
do this. What is it?
Uh, you know
just, I don't know.
Uh, you know
just, I don't know.
I'm going through this thing.
I'm going through this thing.
I'm going through this thing.
Tony he's putting
you through the ringer.
Tony he's putting
you through the ringer.
Tony he's putting
you through the ringer.
I'm telling you everybody
that's getting married,
I'm telling you everybody
that's getting married,
it's always crazy.
it's always crazy.
[mumbles] Maybe not really Tony.
[mumbles] Maybe not really Tony.
[mumbles] Maybe not really Tony.
I have a friend who um
I have a friend who um
brought some things
to my attention,
just reevaluating some stuff.
A friend? The whole
time I've known you,
you've never written
a song about a friend.
you've never written
a song about a friend.
Well, she's a really
special friend and-
Well, she's a really
special friend and-
Well, she's a really
special friend and-
Oh my God, it's that girl.
Oh my God, it's that girl.
What?
What?
That girl.
That girl.
She is just my friend.
Frankie!
Frankie!
She's just really great.
She's just really great.
- She...
- [Kat] Oh, yeah. [gasps]
- [Frankie] She's fun and
- [Kat] You like her.
- [Frankie] She's fun and
- [Kat] You like her.
[Frankie] She's fun
and fiery and free and
[Frankie] She's fun
and fiery and free and
everything I'm not.
everything I'm not.
I mean, she speaks Italian,
and she cooks Italian.
I mean, she speaks Italian,
and she cooks Italian.
I mean, she speaks Italian,
and she cooks Italian.
Does Tony know?
Does Tony know?
She might even
be in the mafia.
[laughs]
[laughs]
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
- I know.
- You can't even watch Mob Hits.
Your girlfriend's
gonna be a mobster?
I don't have a girlfriend.
Oh my God. You're
crazy. I love you.
- Kat.
- Frankie.
Well, between Tony and
my family and his family,
Well, between Tony and
my family and his family,
I mean, I cannot put
a girlfriend on my plate
I mean, I cannot put
a girlfriend on my plate
so you don't have anything
to worry about,
so you don't have anything
to worry about,
- so can I just write a song?
- [Kat] Oh my God.
- so can I just write a song?
- [Kat] Oh my God.
- so can I just write a song?
- [Kat] Oh my God.
[Frankie] Play the song,
play the song, come on.
[Frankie] Play the song,
play the song, come on.
[Frankie] Play the song,
play the song, come on.
Start it over, from
the top, let's go.
Start it over, from
the top, let's go.
Oh yeah, it's gonna be called
"You, Tony, and Your
Girlfriend the Mobster."
"You, Tony, and Your
Girlfriend the Mobster."
It's gonna be called "Mob Hit."
It's gonna be called "Mob Hit."
- [laughs]
- You are off.
- Can we just play the song?
- Let's call it Mob Hit.
[Kat] It's our newest
hit. Oh amazing.
[knocking]
[Frankie] Not a word.
You gotta problem with it?
So?
I'm intrigued.
I'm intrigued.
Okay. Intrigued is good.
Okay. Intrigued is good.
You hungry?
After that, not really.
Whatever. I fixed a meal
you could choke Caesar on.
Come on.
If I didn't do it, I'd
have to hire someone, and
If I didn't do it, I'd
have to hire someone, and
maybe I don't want
other guys in my yard.
maybe I don't want
other guys in my yard.
You got a birthday coming up.
You got a birthday coming up.
Are you ignorant?
Are you ignorant?
Are you ignorant?
Why you gotta remind
me of a birthday
Why you gotta remind
me of a birthday
when I'll I'm thinking is I'm
one step closer to the grave
when I'll I'm thinking is I'm
one step closer to the grave
and I got nothing
to show for it.
and I got nothing
to show for it.
and I got nothing
to show for it.
You know, you may think that
you've gone all Asian fusion,
You know, you may think that
you've gone all Asian fusion,
You know, you may think that
you've gone all Asian fusion,
but your attitude
is pure Sicily.
but your attitude
is pure Sicily.
but your attitude
is pure Sicily.
Frankie is engaged.
Frankie is engaged.
She's gonna be gone soon.
She's gonna be gone soon.
Heather, well she may hang
on until I'm horizontal,
Heather, well she may hang
on until I'm horizontal,
but you don't gotta remind me
but you don't gotta remind me
of a day that I don't
wanna celebrate.
of a day that I don't
wanna celebrate.
of a day that I don't
wanna celebrate.
You know, doing this made
me think of the old days
You know, doing this made
me think of the old days
when we'd make a big pile of
leaves, throw the girls in,
when we'd make a big pile of
leaves, throw the girls in,
roll around with them.
roll around with them.
Yeah, well, in
the words of Buddha,
Yeah, well, in
the words of Buddha,
"Be here now."
"Be here now."
[Frankie] These
plates are amazing.
[Frankie] These
plates are amazing.
Thanks.
Thanks.
I have the whole collection.
I have the whole collection.
They belonged to my mother.
They belonged to my mother.
Past tense, is she?
Past tense, is she?
No, she went back to
Sicily when I was nine.
No, she went back to
Sicily when I was nine.
But that's not why
I asked you here.
I can't get you out
of my head, Frankie.
You know, I've been
thinking about you too,
You know, I've been
thinking about you too,
but not in that way.
but not in that way.
You're stuffed shells
weren't that good.
Weren't they?
Um, I'm sorry. That
was so uncalled for.
[Caesar] Smells go-
[Caesar] Smells go-
Dad, hi, you remember Frankie?
Dad, hi, you remember Frankie?
Yeah, I met you at the
wake with my sister, Heather.
Yeah, I met you at the
wake with my sister, Heather.
I'm real sorry about Pinky.
I'm real sorry about Pinky.
I'm real sorry about Pinky.
- Your sister?
- Yeah, Heather.
- Your sister?
- Yeah, Heather.
- Your sister?
- Yeah, Heather.
Yeah, you and she, you close?
Yeah, you and she, you close?
Yeah, you and she, you close?
- I guess.
- You know Mr. Roma?
- I guess.
- You know Mr. Roma?
- Son of a bitch.
- Huh?
- Son of a bitch.
- Huh?
Don't play cute. Watch
yourself, sweetheart.
Don't play cute. Watch
yourself, sweetheart.
Don't play cute. Watch
yourself, sweetheart.
Dad what the hell?
Dad what the hell?
I need to speak
with you alone.
I'm so sorry about that.
I'm so sorry about that.
- [Caesar] Nicolette.
- Okay, I'm coming.
- [Caesar] Nicolette.
- Okay, I'm coming.
You don't have to be
rude to my friend.
[Laughlin] Tell you what,
something big is going down,
and that girl knows something.
What's she gonna know?
Daughter could talk.
What?
It's not like the old days.
Women, they know shit now.
It's not like the old days.
Women, they know shit now.
Women always knew shit.
Women always knew shit.
Women always knew shit.
Still no one's talking.
Still no one's talking.
Still no one's talking.
Yeah, whatever. Fine.
Yeah, whatever. Fine.
Know what?
I got another idea entirely.
No, you are not
gettin' this one.
Really?
Really?
Yep, big idea for
one, right here.
Yep, big idea for
one, right here.
Such a kiss ass.
[laughs]
- Louie.
- Hey.
Hey, keep going, keep going.
You look great.
You look great.
My wife gave me this kind
of thing for our anniversary-
My wife gave me this kind
of thing for our anniversary-
Yeah, but you
ain't got a wife.
It's Gagoots.
It's Gagoots.
I wasn't sure before, but now,
I wasn't sure before, but now,
I wasn't sure before, but now,
he sends a girl
over to spy on me.
he sends a girl
over to spy on me.
He's goin' through my daughter.
His business has
sunk to a new low.
His business has
sunk to a new low.
No, look, it's not Sonny.
No, look, it's not Sonny.
No, look, it's not Sonny.
I saw that girl getting
out of a federal car.
I saw that girl getting
out of a federal car.
I saw that girl getting
out of a federal car.
I don't believe this.
I don't believe this.
I can't even wax
my salami in peace.
Whoa, you're doing this girl?
Whoa, you're doing this girl?
Her sister, Christ.
Her sister, Christ.
Even the females now.
Even the females now.
What's the world coming to?
What's the world coming to?
What's the world coming to?
There's an old
Sanskrit saying,
There's an old
Sanskrit saying,
There's an old
Sanskrit saying,
"You can't hook half a chicken,
"You can't hook half a chicken,
"and expect the other
half to lay eggs."
[both] Shut the fuck up.
[both] Shut the fuck up.
Just sayin', it's all
down hill from here.
Just sayin', it's all
down hill from here.
You know who this girl is?
Should I?
Come on, we're done here.
Come on, we're done here.
Come on get off this thing.
Come on get off this thing.
- Alright, here we go.
- Come on.
- Alright, here we go.
- Come on.
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunting]
Something in the groinal
region just, you got me?
Something in the groinal
region just, you got me?
I'm working out way too hard.
Hold on, oh yeah, take it easy.
[Phone rings]
I know, I know I'm late.
I got caught up
watching Mob Hit.
Yeah, yeah, I just, I gotta
grab a clean a work shirt,
Yeah, yeah, I just, I gotta
grab a clean a work shirt,
and then I'll be there.
and then I'll be there.
Alright. [sighs]
Tony. Hey!
Hey.
Ever hear of a broom?
Ever hear of a broom?
It's 10 times faster.
It's 10 times faster.
Why is faster always better?
I don't know what's
gotten into you lately.
You wanna sweep, fine.
Bet we could find
a broom inside.
Didn't think so.
Didn't think so.
[blower]
[blower]
[laughs]
[Tony] Looks good, right?
[Frankie] All
I see is Mob Hit.
The red sauce looks like blood.
I can't believe
you watched it.
I can't believe
you watched it.
Where the hell were you?
Where the hell were you?
I had the most
amazing stuffed shells.
Is that an answer?
[beeping]
[beeping]
No but that is.
No but that is.
I'm reconsidering the
audition, what do you think?
Oh wow.
Tastes like feet.
It could be better.
It could be better.
Yeah, could be
fresh, hot, steamy.
Yeah, could be
fresh, hot, steamy.
It burnt my fingers?
On the plate.
On the plate.
Hmm, what happened to
fresh, hot, and steamy?
Hmm, what happened to
fresh, hot, and steamy?
[speaks Italian]
[speaks Italian]
- What?
- Speak to me in Italian.
- What?
- Speak to me in Italian.
You're not serious, are you?
[Frankie] Hey.
Nicolette.
Hello.
Yes, I know, I know
what you had to do
Yes, I know, I know
what you had to do
to keep her band in the
running for Mob Hit.
to keep her band in the
running for Mob Hit.
I'll see what I can do
about getting my dad on set.
Hey.
Did you know that
your door is unlocked.
Did you know
that you're drunk?
Clearly.
What?
Come on, Frankie.
Did you mean it?
The kiss? Is that
why you're here?
What if I said maybe?
I like maybe, but maybe is
a lot of things.
Maybe is...
full of possibility.
[harp music]
Babe, you're drunk.
Let me call you a car.
Let me call you a car.
[laughs]
[laughs]
You're wincing.
You're wincing.
I'm not wincing.
I'm not wincing.
Would you let me work
on your frets in peace?
Go sing for my grandfather.
Go sing for my grandfather.
You know he loves that shit.
You know he loves that shit.
Please?
Your frets'll be done
when you get back.
Your frets'll be done
when you get back.
Fine. Be good to her.
I'll be right back.
Fine. Be good to her.
I'll be right back.
Go on, go, go, go on, go.
Put the A at everywhere and
the D at-
[Louie] Bellafusco
thinks you called the hit.
[Louie] Bellafusco
thinks you called the hit.
Now why the fuck
would he think that?
Now why the fuck
would he think that?
You were supposed to divert-
You were supposed to divert-
[Gagoots] Oh,
oh, I understand.
[Gagoots] Oh,
oh, I understand.
[Louie] Gagoots, we
got move on this quick
[Louie] Gagoots, we
got move on this quick
or you're a dead man.
or you're a dead man.
I'm a dead man?
I'm a dead man?
You brought me into this.
You brought me into this.
No way I go down alone.
No way I go down alone.
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[speaks Italian]
[speaks Italian]
There you are, Francesca,
you wanna sing for Dad?
There you are, Francesca,
you wanna sing for Dad?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hey Grandpa,
your nurse is here.
He hates when they
send a male nurse.
He hates when they
send a male nurse.
Not that I can blame him.
Not that I can blame him.
I saw that girl right there
get out of a federal car.
Ah, get the fuck out.
Hey, Francesca.
Hi, Mr. Roma.
Hi, Mr. Roma.
Good kid, she
sings for my dad.
Good kid, she
sings for my dad.
Now look I'm just saying,
Now look I'm just saying,
I saw her get out
of a federal car.
I saw her get out
of a federal car.
She's a girl, a nobody.
My son fixes her guitar.
My son fixes her guitar.
Your bookie's kid?
Your bookie's kid?
Your bookie's kid?
Nickel Mike?
Nickel Mike?
Plus she's been hanging
out with my goddaughter.
Plus she's been hanging
out with my goddaughter.
Oh, from what
I've heard, she's a-
Oh, from what
I've heard, she's a-
Oh, from what
I've heard, she's a-
Look I'm just saying, Gagoots.
Look I'm just saying, Gagoots.
You keep an eye on her
cause she ain't right.
[Frankie] I hope my
guitar is safe in your car.
[Frankie] I hope my
guitar is safe in your car.
[Nicolette] Trust
me, it's fine here.
[Nicolette] Trust
me, it's fine here.
Hey Mike.
How you doin'?
Isn't that your dad and-
Isn't that your dad and-
Ah, my Uncle Louie, yeah.
Ah, my Uncle Louie, yeah.
They don't like me
hanging around here.
He's your uncle?
Well, my second
cousin actually,
but he's my godfather
and old, so.
but he's my godfather
and old, so.
He's your godfather?
He's your godfather?
Oh, of course he's
your godfather.
Come on, come on, please.
Come on, come on, please.
I'm from the neighborhood.
I'm from the neighborhood.
I'm from the neighborhood.
My mother, she's, makes
a very inadequate ziti.
My mother, she's, makes
a very inadequate ziti.
This is insane.
Why did you bring me here?
Why did you bring me here?
I know all these guys.
I know all these guys.
Thought you might want to
play to an appreciative crowd.
You know, test some folk songs
You know, test some folk songs
so you don't shoot yourself
in the foot at a real gig.
so you don't shoot yourself
in the foot at a real gig.
Shoot myself in the foot?
Shoot myself in the foot?
Why not just right
between the eyes?
Why not just right
between the eyes?
Why not just right
between the eyes?
Thanks to you, I'm not
even sure if I have a band.
Thanks to you, I'm not
even sure if I have a band.
Thanks to you, I'm not
even sure if I have a band.
- Nice going.
- Fuck you.
- Nice going.
- Fuck you.
- Nice going.
- Fuck you.
How about fuck
you mafia-donna.
How about fuck
you mafia-donna.
How about fuck
you mafia-donna.
Be my guest.
Be my guest.
Be my guest.
What is that supposed to mean?
What is that supposed to mean?
Uh!
So this is like
my seventh message.
So this is like
my seventh message.
I can't believe you
just left me there.
I can't believe you
just left me there.
Seriously?
Seriously?
You took my guitar.
You took my guitar.
So Tony dropped by and
left something for you.
Oh my God, what is it
with this guy and lasagna?
Oh my God, what is it
with this guy and lasagna?
I say one time, one freakin'
time that I miss Mom's lasagna,
I say one time, one freakin'
time that I miss Mom's lasagna,
I say one time, one freakin'
time that I miss Mom's lasagna,
and now I'm up to my ass in it.
and now I'm up to my ass in it.
I think it's sweet. I love Tony.
This is gonna be me.
This is gonna be me.
A Gangster's Goomah.
A Gangster's Goomah.
I know it doesn't take
a lot of genetic material
to make an entirely
different human being,
but really Heather, really?
You know I slept
with him, right?
You know I slept
with him, right?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Caesar. Who?
Caesar. Who?
Caesar. Who?
What?
What?
Well no wonder he
looked at me weird.
Well no wonder he
looked at me weird.
He was probably like, "Oh,
your sister's got nice tits."
He was probably like, "Oh,
your sister's got nice tits."
He was probably like, "Oh,
your sister's got nice tits."
Hey.
Hey.
But he said that?
Did he?
It's all fun and games now,
but wait until you
get older, you'll see.
I miss Dad.
Me too.
You're gonna be married soon.
You know what, we're going out.
Really?
Yeah. You have to change
this whole entire outfit.
Yeah. You have to change
this whole entire outfit.
It's horrific.
It's horrific.
What is this cowboy vest?
Got it at Goodwill.
Got it at Goodwill.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Oh come on, Heather,
you're not parking a semi.
Oh come on, Heather,
you're not parking a semi.
I can't believe I'm
trying to one-up Laughlin.
I can't believe I'm
trying to one-up Laughlin.
I'm the superior here.
Oh my God, and I'm
totally talking to myself.
Ugh, I must be tired.
God it's hot in here.
I hate menopause.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Holy shit, it's
that kid again.
Holy shit, it's
that kid again.
Holy shit, it's
that kid again.
Oh, these two girls
are up to something.
Oh, these two girls
are up to something.
No shit, Laughlin, and
I'm gonna find out what.
Hey, it's-
Here we go. Showtime.
A hit? On who?
I can't say.
Why not?
Life is dangerous
enough for you
without actually knowing
what the hell is going on.
Is that sarcasm?
Cause that was
pretty good, for you.
Cause that was
pretty good, for you.
Heather, Francesca.
Heather, Francesca.
Do I know you? Get
your hands off of me.
I know you have evidence.
You have a recording we need.
Leave us alone.
Leave us alone.
You guys think you
know everything.
You guys think you
know everything.
It's creepy, and I'm
getting no credit here
for not blowing your
pervert friends' cover,
so before you go
asking me what I know,
here's a news flash, nothing.
Who are you right now?
May I remind you girls, this
is a federal investigation.
You don't bring it to
us, we come to you.
That was amazing.
[Louie] You know, if she
won't talk to the feds,
maybe Sonny is playing me.
Did he set me up?
If he talks to Caesar, oh geez.
My shitty luck always.
[crash] Oh!
[whimpering]
Honey, bring me ice.
Your sister sounded
pretty shaken up, or
excited, with her
it's hard to tell.
excited, with her
it's hard to tell.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
I need my guitar.
I need my guitar.
Right now?
Tomorrow might be too late.
Tomorrow might be too late.
What is that supposed to mean?
What is that supposed to mean?
What is that supposed to mean?
[sighs] I just need my guitar.
[sighs] I just need my guitar.
- Forget about it.
- Forget about it?
You don't say forget about it,
- Frankie-
- I said forget it, okay?
- Frankie-
- I said forget it, okay?
Your sister said
something about the feds.
Your sister said
something about the feds.
If the feds show up
and something goes down,
I'll never get it back.
This is associated
with that? No.
This is associated
with that? No.
Dad it's my Les Paul.
Dad it's my Les Paul.
Dad it's my Les Paul.
Don't be ridiculous.
Don't be ridiculous.
She just had a fret job.
Excuse me?
I just need my guitar.
I'll take you.
Fine. You know I'm not
seven anymore, right?
Fine. You know I'm not
seven anymore, right?
Stop acting like it.
Stop acting like it.
[phone rings]
[Voiceover] We're
not here. Live Large.
Leave a message.
[beep]
[beep]
[Voiceover] Look, I think
your lovebird's gonna chirp.
[Voiceover] Look, I think
your lovebird's gonna chirp.
What the fuck are
you talking about?
What the fuck are
you talking about?
Your breakheart
manicurist and her sister,
Your breakheart
manicurist and her sister,
they're dirty.
I got proof.
I got proof.
All right, thanks.
All right, thanks.
Hey, Nikki.
About your friend.
What now, Dad?
[knocking]
Who else is here?
Who else is here?
Mr. Bell-
Mr. Bell-
What is this supposed to
be some kind of distraction?
What is this supposed to
be some kind of distraction?
[gagging]
[gagging]
Oh my God, where's
your [Italian]?
Oh my God, where's
your [Italian]?
It's around the corner.
It's around the corner.
Hey, do I look finished?
You ever heard dry cleaning?
It relaxes me.
Oh yeah, you
look real relaxed.
[sighs]
Frozen lasagna.
I'll get you a washcloth.
What do you know?
Okay, you know that saying,
keep your friends close
and your enemies closer?
Ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow.
Yours is up your ass [Italian].
Yours is up your ass [Italian].
- [car horn]
- What is?
- [car horn]
- What is?
Ow, God. It's Nicolette's
uncle, [Italian].
Ow, God. It's Nicolette's
uncle, [Italian].
I know the pudgy guy.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Frankie. Ow, fuck! Shit.
Frankie. Ow, fuck! Shit.
Where's my daughter?
Hey, stop it.
We're leaving.
You know she just
wants her guitar, right?
Is that why you're here?
Ridiculous, all of you.
Come on.
Come on.
You sure about what
you said in there?
You sure about what
you said in there?
Take a listen.
Here.
Where'd you park?
You gotta get that horn changed.
What did you give him?
Dad, I'm just
trying to protect you.
Hey, I'm gonna ask
this one more time,
and out of respect for
me, I need you to answer.
What did you give him?
- Answer me!
- All right.
My MP3 player.
Recorder thing, you know.
Do you know this guy?
I'm trying to figure
something out here.
Alright, I need to
tell you something,
and I don't want you
to get all nutty on me.
Can you handle this?
I don't think I can handle any
of the things I've
been handling.
Alright.
Alright.
I don't really work
at the daycare center,
I don't really work
at the daycare center,
I just, I make
book out of there.
I take bets
through basically that guy.
I work for Gagoots.
I tried to shield
you girls from it.
I tried to shield
you girls from it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I just didn't need you to
know that I was in the life.
[crying]
Wow.
Come on, Frankie.
Let me drive you home, come on.
If anything happens, your
mother'd choke me with wasabi.
If anything happens, your
mother'd choke me with wasabi.
Does she know?
Does she know?
Of course she does.
Come on, you're not safe now.
Come on, you're not safe now.
Actually, it looks
like I never was.
Actually, it looks
like I never was.
[grunts]
[cries]
[knocking]
Couldn't you just
leave me alone, Dad?
[Nicolette] I saw you
with your dad, Frankie.
[Nicolette] I saw you
with your dad, Frankie.
You okay?
You okay?
You wanna talk about something?
Um, right. Maybe I
shouldn't have come here.
Um, right. Maybe I
shouldn't have come here.
Wait.
Wait.
What? What is this?
Do we really have to know?
I think I need to know.
I don't know.
I can go if you want me to go.
No.
I'm not sure.
[phone ringing]
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay.
Hey, Babe, where are you?
I've been trying you all day.
Alright, I'm gonna use a key.
Talk to you later.
I'll be inside.
Frankie.
Oh, hey.
What are we doing?
What?
What?
We can't do this.
We can't do this.
My God, I had cake with a
priest and a Jesus statue.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
I, I'm not, I'm not gay.
I, I'm not, I'm not gay.
This is not how my
life is supposed to be.
This is not how my
life is supposed to be.
This is not me.
This is not me.
I can't be who everyone who
you and my dad and your dad
I can't be who everyone who
you and my dad and your dad
and oh my God, and Tony.
and oh my God, and Tony.
I can't be who you
all want me to be.
I can't be who you
all want me to be.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Notice anything
strange about Frankie?
Yeah, everything.
Like the fact that she's
obsessed with Italian culture
Like the fact that she's
obsessed with Italian culture
or she has uneven nails
or that she prefers gelato
or she has uneven nails
or that she prefers gelato
or she has uneven nails
or that she prefers gelato
over Ben and Jerry's. What?
over Ben and Jerry's. What?
over Ben and Jerry's. What?
No I mean anything that
I would consider strange.
No I mean anything that
I would consider strange.
That's not strange?
I'm not letting you go.
Have to.
Hey, there you are.
I've been trying you all day.
Where you been?
Where you been?
Uh, the studio.
Uh, the studio.
You could at least
answer your phone.
You could at least
answer your phone.
Uh, you know, I really
can't do this right now.
Uh, you know, I really
can't do this right now.
Do what?
I have to get to Nonna's.
I have to get to Nonna's.
I promised her I'd pick up
the pizzelles for the Feast.
I promised her I'd pick up
the pizzelles for the Feast.
I promised her I'd pick up
the pizzelles for the Feast.
Wait, I thought we
were going together.
Wait, I thought we
were going together.
Wait, I thought we
were going together.
Can I just meet you there?
Can I just meet you there?
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, are you sure
everything's okay?
Wait, are you sure
everything's okay?
Wait, are you sure
everything's okay?
Tony, I said I'm fine.
Tony, I said I'm fine.
Jesus.
I'm sorry.
I just have a lot
going on, okay?
Engagement?
I really don't wanna
get into it, okay?
Okay, yeah, sure.
I'll see you at the
Feast, all right?
Don't take too long.
Don't take too long.
- And next year, my lasagna
gonna be at the feast.
- [Frankie] Lasagna.
- And next year, my lasagna
gonna be at the feast.
- [Frankie] Lasagna.
- Yes, lasagna, lots
of freakin' lasagna.
- [Tony] That's what we're
[Tony] gonna feast on.
Ma, your cantine is a mess.
How old is this can of tomatoes?
Hey, that's my gravy.
Hey, that's my gravy.
Hi, Aunt Cheech,
your mother's here.
Hi, Aunt Cheech,
your mother's here.
- I know.
- You know why.
Shhh.
Shhh.
What? We're not
talking about it?
What? We're not
talking about it?
She's getting married.
Let's talk about that.
She's getting married.
Let's talk about that.
It's alright Zia.
It's alright Zia.
Stop with the sugar.
Stop with the sugar.
Your gravy's always sour.
Your gravy's always sour.
Santa Maria.
Francesca go taste it.
See what it needs.
I should really
get to the Feast.
Besides, my stomach's not right.
Oh, Frankie, your father,
Oh, Frankie, your father,
he never wanted to hurt you.
he never wanted to hurt you.
he never wanted to hurt you.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
When I was little, he
took me to Belmont Park
and had me place a bet.
and had me place a bet.
There were all these
long lines and-
There were all these
long lines and-
I know where this is going.
I know where this is going.
- Windows and
- Let her tell her story.
- Windows and
- Let her tell her story.
Then he took me
around the corner,
and there were these
three small windows
and there were these
three small windows
and no line.
and no line.
He says, "This is where
you collect your winnings.
He says, "This is where
you collect your winnings.
"Think about it."
"Think about it."
"Think about it."
His father
His father
took him to the
track in Saratoga.
took him to the
track in Saratoga.
What he was a said there.
What he was a said there.
What he was a said there.
You didn't miss
anything, Cheech.
You didn't miss
anything, Cheech.
You didn't miss
anything, Cheech.
Your father missed it.
Your father missed it.
Your father missed it.
It's a good story.
It's a good story.
It could end better
like your gravy.
[speaks Italian]
[Mike] I'll be
right out Sofia.
I just gotta put a couple
things together here.
[clanging]
Thought you might be hungry.
Looks nice. Thank you.
Looks nice. Thank you.
Espresso?
Espresso?
No, I don't drink it any more.
What do you drink?
What do you drink?
Green tea?
Green tea?
No, but hey, I can
run down the block.
Hey look, I'm not sure
that they have it.
You did it with the
lemon rind in the sugar.
Yeah.
So what's so important?
Frankie got herself in a little
bit of a jam.
I had to fess up to our girl.
Frankie was in a spot.
Frankie was in a spot.
She was at the Don's house, and
I had to tell her what I do.
She was at the Don's house, and
I had to tell her what I do.
Hey, hey, hey. Hey no.
Yeah, step on up wildcat.
No way.
No way.
A Vincent D'Amico bobblehead.
A Vincent D'Amico bobblehead.
Cut ya deal.
Hey.
Come on you got this.
Come on you got this.
Oh, getting close.
Oh, getting close.
[Frankie] Watch how
you flip your wrist.
[Frankie] Watch how
you flip your wrist.
That was way-
That was way-
Win the prize pretty girl.
Move it.
We got a winner.
We got a winner.
I'll take the bobblehead.
I'll take the bobblehead.
Yes. It's precious.
[Voiceover] Pizza
here, fresh hot pizza.
Slice of pepperoni
coming up hot.
I don't suppose you
want to share something?
Shut it.
Shut it.
Right, shutting.
Right, shutting.
You know this is all
just a big mistake.
Hating the mafia is
so like last week.
Oh, hey sweetheart,
why don't you
help me find Nicolette?
I got this.
What are you doing here?
What am I doing?
Jesus, Frankie, are
you really that blind?
I'm in love with you.
I'm in love with you.
- What?
- You're gay?
- What?
- You're gay?
[crowd chanting]
Hey Caesar Bellafusco, sick.
Hey Caesar Bellafusco, sick.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
You really are.
I ought to ask you
for your autograph.
Then I'd have to kill you.
[Voiceover] You're
better looking on TV.
Got a problem with it?
Dad, the answer is yes.
Come on, Frankie, let's go.
Used to be so
simple, you know?
It was loyalty, regard
for certain ways.
It was loyalty, regard
for certain ways.
[Heather] Frankie
won this for me.
[Heather] Frankie
won this for me.
What?
My daughter, Heather,
absolutely no manners,
but we raised her, so,
who you gonna blame?
Yeah. Hi Caesar.
Charmed.
I always thought I'd give
her a huge wedding, you know?
I always thought I'd give
her a huge wedding, you know?
- What's he talking about?
- I have no idea.
- What's he talking about?
- I have no idea.
My daughter.
My daughter.
She's got a problem with
my lifestyle, my lifestyle.
She's got a problem with
my lifestyle, my lifestyle.
She's got a problem with
my lifestyle, my lifestyle.
Now I find out she's
got a lifestyle too.
Now I find out she's
got a lifestyle too.
Now I find out she's
got a lifestyle too.
Lifestyle?
Lifestyle?
Oh my God, she's, she's
a vagitarian?
Your daughter's a lesbian?
What's that say about Frankie?
Our Frankie? She's engaged.
- To a man?
- Yeah, to a man.
He's a fricking frozen
food entrepreneur, why?
This calls for
a family meeting.
This calls for
a family meeting.
Your mother and
I are divorced.
Your mother and
I are divorced.
Your mother and
I are divorced.
We don't do family meetings.
We don't do family meetings.
But you still love her, right?
Yeah, he still loves her.
You're not gonna
call me again?
No.
Did you?
Did you?
My God, he's-
My God, he's-
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
And not to mention that
he's old enough to be-
And not to mention that
he's old enough to be-
And not to mention that
he's old enough to be-
He's my age.
He's my age.
And the woman you were seeing
And the woman you were seeing
when you left Mom was how old?
when you left Mom was how old?
Come on, intervention time.
[Frankie] I wonder
who signed up this year.
[Frankie] I wonder
who signed up this year.
Maybe Nonna is making
another appearance.
Maybe Nonna is making
another appearance.
That's it. Not another word
That's it. Not another word
until you tell me what's
going on between you and her.
until you tell me what's
going on between you and her.
There's nothing to say.
There's nothing to say.
A girl just told
you she loved you.
A girl just told
you she loved you.
A girl just told
you she loved you.
What's wrong with her?
What's wrong with her?
What's wrong with her?
Nothing is wrong with her.
Nothing is wrong with her.
Will you just stop it?
Will you just stop it?
Stop what?
Stop what?
I gotta go to the dance.
I gotta go to the dance.
You coming or not?
You coming or not?
What is going on with you two?
I don't know.
I don't know.
She's my friend.
She's my friend.
I don't know.
Well, you better
figure it out.
[Voiceover] Paison, make
your way to the staging area.
It's time to Pizzica.
Sing the unsung,
heroes Italiane.
Sing the unsung,
heroes Italiane.
[speaks Italian]
[speaks Italian]
[Frankie] Nicolette.
[Frankie] Nicolette.
[Italian music]
[Italian music]
Pizzica. [laughs]
[dramatic music]
Ma!
This is what I get
for getting pregnant
before I was married.
What?
I mean what did I
do to deserve this?
A cheating husband, a gay
child, and this one, a-
Kid who slept with a mobster.
Kid who slept with a mobster.
What?
What?
Give it a rest, Ma.
We all got problems.
Ma.
This is your fault.
[Heather] I mean
are you really gay?
It's cool because now I can
screw up as much as I want.
Nope.
Take some lessons Mommy-to-be.
What? Don't come out to your
Italian family during the Feast.
Italian family during the Feast.
[speaks Italian]
Not for nothing,
[speaks Italian]
Not for nothing,
but the girlfriend's hot!
I'm really-
Sorry, Jesus.
[sad music]
You let her go.
She's trouble.
What about Gagoots?
What about Gagoots?
You're more worried about
a couple of females.
You're more worried about
a couple of females.
Oh, you wanna go after Sonny,
we need proof, and
I'm just saying,
those girls have it.
Yeah that thing
with the General,
I'm on it.
- [knocking]
- Come in.
I'm here to see Nicolette.
I'm here to see Nicolette.
Come here.
Come here.
How'd you get this?
Little Gino
works on my guitar.
You know he gives a
really great fret job
You know he gives a
really great fret job
if you ever need one.
if you ever need one.
if you ever need one.
What?
What?
I don't wanna know.
I don't wanna know.
So I was there,
you know, getting
So I was there,
you know, getting
- a fret job.
- [Caesar] Yeah, whatever
the fuck fret job thing.
the fuck fret job thing.
Yeah, and he told me to
go sing for his grandfather.
Yeah, and he told me to
go sing for his grandfather.
He likes to hear old stuff.
He likes to hear old stuff.
So you know Roma?
So you know Roma?
So you know Roma?
You sing in Italian?
You sing in Italian?
Yeah.
Uh, my ex-wife used
to sing in Italian.
Okay.
And I went to the courtyard and
that's when I heard it.
Oh, maybe they set Louie up.
Oh, maybe they set Louie up.
Maybe you work for Gagoots.
Maybe you work for Gagoots.
You know Gagoots is a
really stupid nickname.
You know Gagoots is a
really stupid nickname.
I'm not debating that.
I'm not debating that.
I'm not debating that.
I don't work for him.
I don't work for him.
I'm a musician. I play guitar.
You make money
off the old stuff.
Not exactly.
Not exactly.
You should get a
band, play weddings.
You should get a
band, play weddings.
I had a band.
I had a band.
A lot of money in weddings.
A lot of money in weddings.
A lot of money in weddings.
We were rock and roll.
We were rock and roll.
Uh, so you uh, looking
more wedding band,
you don't mind my saying.
Actually I do.
Now can I go see your daughter?
Now can I go see your daughter?
She went up to bed.
She went up to bed.
Good.
I'm sorry about that comment.
The mafia donna thing.
It was wrong.
Really Frankie, that's
what you're sorry about?
[singing in Italian]
We should talk.
What the fuck is that?
Modern technology.
You're gonna wanna hear this.
You carrying?
Come on, give me
more credit than that.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
Is your father inside?
Jesus you skeeve me out.
A male nurse is a-
No, I just, I care
about your father.
See, right there, that's
what I'm talking about.
See, right there, that's
what I'm talking about.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
What?
What?
Yeah, fuck it.
He's my father.
I can care about him.
Now get the fuck out of here.
- Sir.
- [Gagoots] Go!
[Gagoots] What?
It's your father.
Eh, come on.
Scoot over. You're
hogging the whole sink.
You have the tiniest bathroom.
Oh my God, what'd I get on me.
Just a little something.
Wanna borrow some clothes?
Yeah, like I will
fit into your clothes.
Yeah, like I will
fit into your clothes.
Uh, what am I gonna do?
Uh, what am I gonna do?
You're so beautiful.
[laughs]
Well right back at ya.
[Louie] Don't
forget to starch.
I didn't wanna believe it.
I didn't wanna believe it.
Why? Because we're family?
Why? Because we're family?
Why? Because we're family?
Uncle Louie.
Uncle Louie.
[Caesar] What? You
got someone here?
Believe me. She ain't
got a guy in here.
Believe me. She ain't
got a guy in here.
I didn't s- What you know?
I didn't s- What you know?
I didn't s- What you know?
Everybody knows.
Cat's outta the bag.
Everybody knows.
Cat's outta the bag.
Hey, you're engaged.
[screaming]
[screaming]
- Dad!
- Jeez.
- Dad!
- Jeez.
- What the fuck?
- Whoa.
Son of a-
Yeah because we're family.
Yeah because we're family.
Alright, alright, take
it easy, take it easy.
Alright, alright, take
it easy, take it easy.
You FBI?
You FBI?
Oh, me? No, Jesus.
Oh, me? No, Jesus.
Oh, me? No, Jesus.
Don't take the
Lord's name in vane.
Don't take the
Lord's name in vane.
Bout time Gagoots.
Wait a second. What
are- The two of you?
Let's go get some cannoli.
Oh geez.
And you wonder
why Mom left you.
I know why your mother left.
I know why your mother left.
You planning to follow?
You planning to follow?
You planning to follow?
What? This is my alternative?
What? This is my alternative?
What? This is my alternative?
What? You wanna
go to Italy? Do it.
What? You wanna
go to Italy? Do it.
What? You wanna
go to Italy? Do it.
But you think she's gonna
want a fanook for a daughter?
But you think she's gonna
want a fanook for a daughter?
[groans]
I don't care what he thinks.
I don't care what he thinks.
He's a fuckin' beast.
He's a fuckin' beast.
Least I know how to love.
Least I know how to love.
He's just, he can't even.
He's just, he can't even.
I'm sorry.
[Heather] You're coming
to the Salon, right?
[Frankie] Yes,
alright already.
Your hair is gonna rock.
Hey.
It's hard not to feel
what you're feeling.
What do you know about it?
Not much.
Enough to know that the more
you try and hide something,
Enough to know that the more
you try and hide something,
the worse it is
when it comes out.
the worse it is
when it comes out.
I am never going
to forgive you.
Okay.
Okay.
But I'm never gonna stop
loving you, no matter what.
But I'm never gonna stop
loving you, no matter what.
Describe
Come tight
This soul of mine
can't be denied
Give to me all you
hold inside, you said
Think with your heart
not with your mind
Your mind, your mind
So tired of playing
all these games
I don't even wanna
know your name
I don't even wanna
know your name
[Heather] Dad, it's Frankie.
[Heather] Dad, it's Frankie.
[Mike] What's going on?
[Heather] She's
going to her house.
[Mike] Right now?
[Voiceover] Don't pick
up. I left without my keys.
Alright, Dad I'm coming.
Damn, nice hair girl.
Wow, that's intense.
Wow, that's intense.
How are you so calm?
How are you so calm?
How are you so calm?
I mean, Jesus, I don't
even wanna think about it.
I mean, Jesus, I don't
even wanna think about it.
Frankie stop.
I do not get you.
I grew up with this, okay?
It's what I know.
Be glad that you don't.
You had the best mob experience
that a kid could have.
The oblivious kind.
The oblivious kind.
Your family wanted
to protect you.
Your family wanted
to protect you.
That's what a family's
supposed to do.
How are things with your mom?
Awful, but at least
I have the band.
The Atavistic Altos are back.
That is such a stupid name.
You know that, right?
Atavistic? It doesn't even
feel right in my mouth.
I like your mouth.
Stop you don't know
yourself, Francesca.
Maybe not, but I'm trying.
[knocking]
Oh my God, stop it.
Tony.
Tony.
[Nicolette] How the
hell did you get in here?
[Nicolette] How the
hell did you get in here?
[Nicolette] How the
hell did you get in here?
Your fuckin' doors unlocked.
Your fuckin' doors unlocked.
Stop it, Tony.
Stop it, Tony.
I don't believe you're a gay.
I don't believe you're a gay.
Well, I don't believe
you're a nutcase.
What the fuck?
What are you doing
with these two?
She's my daughter.
She's my daughter.
Right, right,
she's your daughter.
Right, right,
she's your daughter.
And this is a
nightmare, not my dream.
Dad, just go in,
the door's open.
What did you do to her?
Sofia, take it easy.
It's bullshit.
It's bullshit.
Hey, you guys know your
front door's wide open?
Hey, you guys know your
front door's wide open?
Hey, you guys know your
front door's wide open?
Don't you lesbians
ever wear bras?
Don't you lesbians
ever wear bras?
Don't you lesbians
ever wear bras?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Cut the dramatics.
What are you cooking?
What are you cooking?
Lasagna?
Lasagna?
Sit down everybody for lasagna.
Uh, your door's open.
Dad. What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
'Sup Mike?
Oh my God.
So, you're sleeping
with my daughter?
It's against the church.
It's against the church.
That's right.
That's right.
Last time I checked
the commandments,
this wasn't even in the top 10,
so if we wanna talk
about sinning, fine,
so if we wanna talk
about sinning, fine,
let's all confess.
let's all confess.
You first.
You first.
She's got a point.
She's got a point.
Hey, at least they're
both Italian, right?
I'm Italian.
I'm Italian.
And she's a good cook.
And she's a good cook.
Hey, listen kid, I know you
feel like shit, but trust me,
Hey, listen kid, I know you
feel like shit, but trust me,
stick to business.
stick to business.
Family meal is shot, all you
need is a convincing photo.
Family meal is shot, all you
need is a convincing photo.
Your own Mama Celeste.
Your own Mama Celeste.
Your own Mama Celeste.
My mom hates photos.
My mom hates photos.
It doesn't have
to be your mother.
Jeez, Tony, think
outside the box.
Come on, Tony, give it a shot.
Come on, Tony, give it a shot.
No time to cook, frozen food
No time to cook, frozen food
like you've never had it before.
like you've never had it before.
Tonight, think outside the box.
Tonight, think outside the box.
You know what,
the sacrifice thing
didn't work out
very well for me.
What do you mean?
When you made sacrifices
for me, it worked out great.
Hey, Sofia, your
husband still loves you.
Does anybody want espresso?
That'd be nice.
[Frankie] I used to come here
when my parents would fight.
To clear my head.
It wouldn't have
to be like that.
You think they were
always like that?
They were in love once too.
Do you still love me?
That's like asking
me if I love my family.
Meaning?
You're my family, Tony, but
part of family is
knowing what to keep and
what to leave behind.
Hey, you hated my hair anyway.
I was getting used to it.
Leaving you is not
going to be easy, is it?
If I could stop you, I would.
[sad music]
[LeDoux] Look, I know
the Bellafusco girl
likes more than your cupcakes.
Now let me just tell
you, if you help me out,
there's something in it for you.
there's something in it for you.
Maybe a whole lot of something.
Maybe a whole lot of something.
Maybe a whole lot of something.
She don't bring her
cannoli around here no more.
She don't bring her
cannoli around here no more.
Wait. What?
Wait. What?
Oh, fuck it.
Oh, fuck it.
Where have you been LaDoux?
Uh, field research.
Uh, field research.
What? With Rachel
fucking Maddow?
What? With Rachel
fucking Maddow?
What? With Rachel
fucking Maddow?
[laughs]
[laughs]
While you were
banging the Pillsbury
While you were
banging the Pillsbury
dough girl, this came in.
dough girl, this came in.
Here play that back.
[Frankie] Put the A at
everywhere, and the D at-
[Frankie] Put the A at
everywhere, and the D at-
[Louie] Bellafusco thinks-
[Louie] Bellafusco thinks-
[Louie] Bellafusco thinks-
[guitar plays]
[guitar plays]
[guitar plays]
And that's all we got.
And that's all we got.
And that's all we got.
[mumbles]
[mumbles]
Turn that up.
[music]
[music]
Ah, you're kidding me.
Ah, you're kidding me.
Back to square one, alright.
I've been mixing
hope and doubt
I've been changing
and I don't know how
I've been changing
and I don't know how
Lately I've been
thinking bout what you said
Lately I've been
thinking bout what you said
Stop the traffic
Stop the traffic
Stop the rain
Stop the rain
Stop the rain
Come on shake me up
Come on shake me up
Come on shake me up
Make me whole again
Make me whole again
Make me whole again
I've been hearing something
I've been hearing something
I've been hearing something
Inside my head
Inside my head
Anyhow
Anyhow
Walk with me over water
Walk with me over water
We'll chase down the summer
We'll chase down the summer
Like the open road
Like the open road
Ain't it how
Ain't it how
Nothing really seems
to matter
Nothing really seems
to matter
As long as we're together
As long as we're together
Everywhere is home
Everywhere is home
Everywhere is home
You're nobody
You're nobody
You're nobody
Till somebody loves you
Till somebody loves you
Everywhere is home
You're nobody
Till somebody loves you
Everywhere is home
[Voiceover] Cut,
everybody back to 1.
Mark.
[clap]
[clap]
Action.
Action.
You got a problem with it?
[Voiceover] One,
two, three, four
[Voiceover] One,
two, three, four
[music]
[music]
I've been mixing
hope and dreams
Think outside the box,
and remember to go get yourself
a little Tony's Homemade.
Your mom's gonna love you.
I promise.
Lately I've been thinking
about what you said.
Stop the traffic,
stop the rain
Stop the traffic,
stop the rain
Come on, shake me up
Come on, shake me up
Come on, shake me up
Make me whole again.
Make me whole again.
I've been hearing something
Inside my head
Anyhow
Walk with me over water
You just throw it right in
the oven and you're good to go.
And we'll chase
down the summer
And we'll chase
down the summer
Find the open road
Find the open road
Anyhow
Nothing else seems to matter
Nothing else seems to matter
As long as we're together
As long as we're together
As long as we're together
Everywhere is home
Everywhere is home
So many times,
we've been deceived
I wasn't whining.
I wasn't whining.
Throw them all
in the fire one by one
Throw them all
in the fire one by one
It's almost dark
It's almost dark
Fading fast, nothing left
Fading fast, nothing left
Fading fast, nothing left
To hold us back
To hold us back
To hold us back
This feeling worth
all this under the sky
This feeling worth
all this under the sky
Anyhow
Anyhow
Walk with me over water
Walk with me over water
You think? You wanna know why?
You think? You wanna know why?
Fucking bitch
[laughs]
[laughs]
I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
Nothing else seems to matter
As long as we're together
As long as we're together
Everywhere is home
Everywhere is home
Ben and Lou.
[Voiceover] Ben and Lou.
[Voiceover] Ben and Lou.
Alright do it. Pizzacato.
Alright do it. Pizzacato.
Whoa, oh, I totally
forgot that line.
Whoa, oh, I totally
forgot that line.
I'm so sorry. We
haven't been doing that.
I'm so sorry. We
haven't been doing that.
I'm so sorry. We
haven't been doing that.
What is it again?
What is it again?
[Voiceover] Back to one.
[Voiceover] How'd
you get in here?
[Voiceover] How'd
you get in here?
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Anyhow
Anyhow
Want us to go with the kiss?
Want us to go with the kiss?
I couldn't remember if we
needed to go to the kiss.
I couldn't remember if we
needed to go to the kiss.
I couldn't remember if we
needed to go to the kiss.
I'm sorry, I'm an asshole.
I'm sorry, I'm an asshole.
I was like wait, hold on.
Do the whole thing.
So unprofessional.
So unprofessional.
I'm an asshole.
I'm an asshole. I'm so sorry.
I'm an asshole.
I'm an asshole. I'm so sorry.
She's an asshole.
Nothing else seems to matter
As long as we're together
Everywhere is home
Everywhere is home
Oh, everywhere
Everywhere is home
I mean, what did I
do to deserve this?
I got a gay husband...
Sorry. [laughs]
[Voiceover] [laughs] Pizzica.