American Sasquatch (2020) Movie Script

(tense music)
(camera static)
- Hey guys, Shawn C. Phillips here,
with another episode of "Does it exist".
And today, we're going
to be talking about,
all things Bigfoot.
I feel like lately, people have been
going crazy over Bigfoot.
There have been sightings of Bigfoot,
all over the world, more than ever.
I have no idea what's happening,
but they are absolutely everywhere.
And you know, when it comes to Bigfoot,
you know, you can call it,
kind of, has so many different names
where, of course, you know, Bigfoot,
you know, Yeti, Sasquatch, you know,
all kinds of, Sassy, it's
pretty much any name imaginable.
There's a lots of terms for it.
Snow Beast, I guess
you consider Snow Beast
to be kind of the same thing.
As, you know, it's sort
of like there've been
a lot of movies about it and Snow Beast,
and sometimes the same thing,
but it's like the Sasquatch,
but Sasquatch that hangs out in the snow.
Essentially, it's still
a big, hairy creature.
And the term, actually comes from,
if you guys don't know this,
it comes from the original
term of a Sasquatch
is actually a cryptic... a Cryptoid.
A creature which is a cryptoid,
of mythological creature
straight out of folklore.
Which is weird, you know,
it's called a cryptoid
from mythological folklore
because, you know,
when the Sasquatch first
started to be sighted,
when people were talking about it,
and there was the pictures, and videos,
everyone was like, "Oh no, this is fake.
"this is fake, this is total BS,
"this is the most ridiculous thing.
"that's a guy in a suit."
All that kind of stuff.
You guys know what I'm talking about.
Me, you know, I'm convinced
that they're real.
And the thing is, we
actually have a viewer,
yes I have viewers, but I
have a viewer in the UK,
and they say that they
actually spotted a Sasquatch,
or a Yeti, or a Sassy, or
whatever you want to call it.
But we're gonna head over now,
to that clip of that person.
So head on over, to the UK viewer.
Thanks for watching UK
viewer, over to you.
- I do believe in Bigfoot,
I know Bigfoot exists.
I don't understand, no
one seems to believe me,
no one seems to know what's going on.
Bigfoot does exist.
I know what I saw.
I know literally what I saw out there.
And Bigfoot does exist.
I've been hunting him.
I've been out there hunting for days,
for weeks, for months.
I know he's out there.
People think I'm batshit crazy,
because I'll be in the UK.
'Cause I'm here in the UK, oh Bigfoot
is a big American thing.
You know, we might sell
some bloody merchandise.
Come to Riverdale City, come and see these
you know, they're Bigfoot
monster and buy T-shirt.
Bigfoot does exist.
It's another thing, it's
another government conspiracy.
Trying to coverup
everything, like they do.
This doesn't exist, that doesn't...
"Oh by the way, aliens don't
exist, don't they either?"
Of course they don't, no.
You know, Bigfoot does exist.
You can call him what you want.
Call it what you want, it's
a creature, it's a monster.
It's an evil monster,
that does exist out there.
I took my dog out for a walk.
We were literally walking, and walking,
and walking in these woods.
It was about half-an-hour away,
from this seaside beach place out there.
But we got lost in these vast woods.
It just carried on for miles, and miles.
I took the dog off the lead.
Just let her go, she was off.
Thought nothing of it.
You know how I found the dog?
She had been mauled.
She had been mauled, by something.
And this wasn't, nah...
this wasn't like a bloody...
I spoke to someone,
someone said, "Oh a badger
might have done it."
A badger might have done it?
The dog's is bloody big, you know?
She had been mauled by something.
This wasn't teenagers, this
wasn't adults doing it.
This had claw marks.
There was footprints around...
footprints around it, this big.
Calm the bloody hell on.
Why does no one believe me?
I don't understand what's going on.
I've looked up online,
I've spoke to people.
You know, I'm speaking to
people all the time about it.
I don't understand.
Bigfoot does exist,
and I'm gonna find him.
I'm going it out there,
and I'm just gonna search for Bigfoot,
and I will find him.
I'm gonna stakeout in that same area.
I'm gonna camp over there.
I'm gonna camp there,
until I find evidence
that Bigfoot does exist.
- That was some crazy shit.
But see, I told you, I told you.
And the thing is, why
couldn't there be a Sasquatch
in the UK?
I think it's a hundred percent possible.
You guys have seen
movies like, "King Kong."
They ended up taking him over on a ship,
and then he ended up at,
I think it was either New York, or LA.
I think it was New York with, you know...
But either way, they brought them over
from the Island where King Kong was.
And then he ended up,
you know, in America.
And the thing is, what if we're all,
you know, all confused
about the whole thing?
What if maybe the Yeti
actually could have come
from the UK originally?
He could have had an
accident, you don't know.
But you know, he could have
come there for originally.
And maybe somebody brought him,
or, him and his wife
or something over here.
And they had kids, and
they all kind of broke off
into different areas, and all the areas
of the woods and everything.
So maybe, the Sasquatch is actually...
there could be a whole
kingdom of Sasquatch,
like a huge group of them in the UK.
Or, they all died off there,
and there's only a few left.
That's the thing though.
I think that it's absolutely,
totally a hundred percent possible,
that there could be a Sasquatch in the UK,
and the thing is one of my viewers,
yes, I do have viewers, like I said,
you heard his video, you
heard what he said he saw.
So, honestly, I believe it.
And I'm very happy to believe it,
and I'm very happy to hear that, you know,
that there's Sasquatches across the sea,
and the pond, and whatnot.
You know what I mean?
That's something that I feel like,
is actually kind of exciting.
Because pretty much, when you
hear about Bigfoot sightings,
they're pretty much just counted on here.
But I really think, I do,
that they've got to be other places.
They could be anywhere,
you know what I mean?
Honestly, they could be,
I mean, at any country.
They could be in Africa, they could be
fighting off the giant giraffes, or lions,
or they could have been some of, they all
got eaten by the lions.
And also, have been thinking too,
that there's a good chance though,
that maybe the way the Sasquatch
could have been formed as well,
is what if like, you know, a human being,
slept with like a bear, or
something, or like a gorilla,
and then they had a child,
and they could be like part human.
And that's the thing too.
That's why Sasquatches always have
such like human characteristics to them.
Because the thing is Sasquatches
kind of just sort of
seem like a hairy person.
Like a person with lots, and lots of hair,
when you think about it.
I mean, that's the thing.
So maybe, Sasquatches
really are like part human,
or maybe, you know, there could have been
some kind of a weird
type of gas or something,
and it deformed a human.
And then that's kind of how
the Sasquatches were started.
The thing is though, I know in my videos,
I always kind of come across
kind of, silly or comedic,
Like I might be bullshitting, or a thing.
But you guys know me,
I've talked about Bigfoots
every so often in the past.
I believe this stuff is real.
And the thing is though, it is fun
because they have all
these different names.
Like I said, Yetis and
Sassies, and you know,
and Snow Beast and all that.
There's been throughout the years too,
so many cheesy ass movies, about Bigfoot.
And I mean, here and there, some of them
are better than others.
If you guys know, even I was
once killed by a Bigfoot,
in a bad Bigfoot movie.
So the thing is, I have my
own encounters with Bigfoot.
I would love though to see a real Bigfoot.
So, I might have to go over to the UK,
and I'm gonna have to talk to that guy,
and see if he can take me to where it is.
'Cause I don't know.
And the thing is, if I got
killed off by somebody,
it was gonna be cut off
by any type of creature,
you know, any mythical
creature, or anything like that,
I think a Bigfoot, would
be a fun way to go.
You know what I mean?
But as long as I get it on video,
and I get to upload it,
or I mean, if I was dead, I
wouldn't be able to upload it.
But as long as somebody uploaded it,
and then they could see
it, and they're like,
but I'm sure people would think,
that it was some kind of a
special effect, or something.
I was just bullshitting, and that was like
my way of leaving, you know, the internet
was, I would act like I fake my own death.
But you know, I don't
know, I wanna know though,
in the comments below too,
what you guys think about Bigfoot.
And I know a lot of you guys too,
are in agreeance with me
on my opinions of things.
Of course, though, I had some haters,
that hate everything I say,
and say, I'm actually crazy,
like a crazy fucked up idiot,
does know what I'm talking about.
But I believe what I'm saying.
So let me know in the comments below,
what do you guys think about Bigfoot?
Do you believe it?
Do you believe the story of
the Bigfoot being in the UK?
I mean, are you guys in any countries,
and have you ever witnessed
seeing the Bigfoot, in person?
Like I said, there's a
lot of different terms,
so maybe, you know one
of those other terms,
as opposed to just Bigfoot.
And like, don't just tell me a story
that you saw on a movie, or something.
I wanna know if you actually
encountered Bigfoot,
wondering if also, if you
have any rare footage,
or videos of Bigfoot in any shape or form.
Even if it was, you know...
I don't know, even if it
was like a weird type thing.
Maybe it was Bigfoot taking a urination.
I don't care, I'd like to see it.
'Cause it would be kind of
cool to put in a future video,
maybe a follow-up video,
to actually, your encounters with Bigfoot.
And I'll put that in this video.
And also let me know, what
you think about folklore,
and cryptoids and all that kind of stuff.
Like the folklore aspect
of Bigfoot as well.
'Cause like I said, there's
a whole lot of folklore
to the Bigfoot, you know,
the legend of Bigfoot.
And it is like, that's how it started
was in, you know, folklore.
So, let me know in the comments below.
Like I said, there's a whole lot of stuff.
I know I haven't been giving
you a lot of information.
But I'm curious though, 'cause I'd love
to do a follow-up video on your take,
of any of your encounters.
Anyway, thanks so much guys
for watching, subscribing,
and I'll see you guys later.
And let me know too, what you
want me to talk about next?
Goodbye.
(air whooshing)
- Well, as you can see,
this is the area I saw Bigfoot in.
There's no one around for miles here.
I camped out here last night.
It must be about seven o'clock.
It was really dark, and
there was a paw print.
It must've been I'd say
about, 15 to 20 odd inches.
This paw print, it was huge.
The ground here is treacherous,
it's dreadful around here.
There's not a soul around here, literally.
I haven't seen anyone.
I camped here last night on me own.
Didn't see anything at all,
I heard strange noises.
But this is the area over here,
that I actually saw Bigfoot in.
And I've been here,
every day since looking.
He's about 15 foot tall.
A complete monster.
There is definitely a
Bigfoot here in the UK.
Bigfoot is here in the UK.
But no one seems to care about this.
No one seems to worry.
I know Bigfoot exists.
I know Bigfoot is out here in the UK.
Why is no one doing anything about this?
Bigfoot exists, I know he does.
(air whooshing)
This is near where I saw Bigfoot.
But if you can see this water at all,
if you can see clearly in here,
this is not clear water.
Look at this water.
It's got a complete red tinge to it.
This water's got a red tinge to it.
Look at it, that is proper red tinge.
That is blood in that water there.
Look at that.
That is blood in that water.
You can see the color of it.
Look at this.
He's obviously killed
something around this area.
As you can see these look like,
proper Bigfoot footprints.
These actually are Bigfoot footprints.
I mean just look at
that, look at that there.
Look at that size of it.
That's not a human foot, is it?
That is not a human foot.
Look at it, just look at the size of that.
It's a real Bigfoot footprint.
Whatever you wanna call it.
The Monster, the Gray Man, the Creature,
that is a real Bigfoot footprint.
Just look at the size of that.
That is totally huge.
The size of that is unreal, look at it.
Just literally look at that
size of that footprint.
As you can see over here,
there's normal animal footprints.
I think this is a dog footprint over here.
That's definitely a dog,
or a creature footprint.
But look at it against the
size of this footprint.
This is a Bigfoot footprint, look at it.
You can just see that it's Bigfoot foot--
There's so many prints around here.
They must be, I don't
know, 12 inches, 15 inches.
Look at the size of those feet.
Look at the size of those footprints.
I'm not going crazy, Bigfoot does exist.
Look at the size of these footprints.
He really does exist.
This is so crazy, just look at this.
I need something, I need some...
I'm getting video footage of this,
but I need to try and get a copy.
Get a print of this, so I might try
and dig it up or something.
But, people need to see this.
This is a Bigfoot footprint.
I know he's out there,
he's out here somewhere
because I literally saw him.
I can see Bigfoot is around here.
I've just heard in this (mumbles).
There is something out here.
There's something out here.
Oh, fuck it now, can you see this shit?
Just look at this.
This is blood, this is definitely blood.
This is definitely blood.
Look at this, this is definitely blood.
You can see this is.
This is fresh blood, this is fresh blood.
This is fresh blood.
(bigfoot growling)
(shoes stomping)
(leaves rustling)
(shoes stomping)
(panting)
(bigfoot growling)
(screaming)
(air whooshing)
(birds chirping)
(bigfoot roaring)
(camera static)
- Yo, yo it's Zack from,
"Strange Investigators."
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So, we're gonna start the show now.
Today, I'm joined by, Sam.
- Hi.
- And, the one and only Carly Boy.
- What's up.
- let's get this show on the road.
- So, welcome back boys and girls,
and I've got to say,
I'm really super excited
about this one.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, hi.
I'm pretty high right now.
(laughs)
Pretty high right now.
- Nice.
So, you must've been living under a rock,
if you haven't heard
about the craziest craze
to hit the UK since Brexit.
No, we're not talking about that.
We're talking about the one,
the only, the legend Bigfoot.
Yep, you heard it right, I said Bigfoot.
- I mean, everyone, everyone in the UK
is going apeshit for Bigfoot.
- I've got to say, I'm absolutely
fascinated by this though.
(bigfoot roaring)
(dramatic music)
- So, basically in the UK,
we've had plenty of
monster sightings before.
The Loch Ness monster,
the beast of Bobby Moore,
the Black Shuck to name a few.
But never before, have we had
these many reports of Bigfoot in the UK.
- Yeah, I mean, there are cases
literally all over the UK.
Hundreds of them of unexplained deaths,
unexplained disappearances.
And just everywhere, you know,
from Scotland, to Wales,
to right down South.
Just completely unexplained.
- So, it's just a case of like
everyone who's reporting these
incidents, is just crazy?
Or, Is Bigfoot using the national oil?
(laughs)
Or, Is there more than one?
Or, is it just a new craze, to
blame Bigfoot for everything?
I mean, remember way back
then with the clowns?
- I don't know, the more I do the research
on this Bigfoot stuff, and
the more I look into it,
it does make sense.
Has Bigfoot ever been seen,
anywhere before in the world?
- Yeah.
- Or, is he just a viral hoax
meant to spread like wildfires?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I mean like why
should the Americans
have all the fun?
I mean Bigfoot in Europe, why not?
There are literally thousands,
of unexplained disappearances that
when they've been reported to the police,
have always just been treated
as hoax calls, and pranks.
- Do you know, It seems
such a provoking headline,
The UK Bigfoot.
Hit national papers across the country,
and stated that Bigfoot
has been spotted out there.
And I think it's sparked a
craze across the country.
Now, no one can go into the woods,
and spot a shit without
blaming it on the big dude.
- I know what you mean.
Since that headline,
there has literally been
thousands of calls, for
NT emergency services.
I know, so...
- And not everyone's just
calling it Bigfoot either.
There's been loads of names thrown around,
you know, the, the Big Man, the Ape Man,
UK Bigfoot, OG UK Sasquatch.
- Oh, man, dude, see I
smoked that shit last week.
(laughs)
- The hairy man.
- Hairy man.
Seriously though guys, seriously,
everybody's going apeshit.
(playful music)
Another one lost to the
ape, and that's cool.
That's cool.
- It's just not funny, wow.
- Well, it's a little bit funny,
but I just... I don't like
to give you the satisfaction
of laughing outwardly.
Normally, I'm laughing
on the inside, trust me.
So we've had literally thousands,
and thousands of reports of, you know,
people go missing, and it's
all being blamed on the Beast.
But, it's actually not
just people going missing.
There's been a massive spate of pets,
mainly cats go missing in
a certain area as well.
So, that's now also being
blamed on the Beast,
which is weird.
'Cause it also kind of suggests
that maybe that's what he eats.
So,--
- Kind of crazy.
- Well, I have got to agree
with Samantha here, you know.
It makes complete sense from eating cats,
and like other pets and stuff.
Not as a main main meal,
but as an entree, why not?
Why not?
- Yeah, I mean like
Bigfoot could literally eat
just about anything, we just don't know.
And that's the thing,
because there's just been
so many sightings, you know,
and people are now
starting to suggest that
maybe there's a Bigfoot, in every country.
So, most of the sightings of this creature
have been in Britain,
and everyone who sort
of reports the sighting,
or says that they've seen Bigfoot,
or the Hairy Beast, or whatever,
always describes them
as they're sort of like
neolithic, neanderthal man.
- Yes.
- Yes.
- And you know, everyone
says that he's naked,
he's covered in hair, and mud, and stuff.
So, you know--
- Or her.
- Or her, yes, or her.
And it's always the same
description, you know.
And so yeah, you just don't know.
- And we've talked about
these wild men before,
so, those are--
- Or women.
- Or women, wild men or women.
'Cause, anyone could be
- a wild man,
- Quality.
- or a woman.
(laughs)
And yeah, so we've talked about
these people before, and...
But these reports are different.
They're specific.
Bigfoot, ape-like creatures,
with the trademark things as well.
You know, the oversized
walk, and the bent knees,
the hunched over back, big hands,
big feet, oversized arms.
But yeah, these sightings
have just come into us,
from a farmer in Ireland.
And he's had literally, over a hundred
of his livestock have
been literally mauled.
So we're not talking stolen,
we're talking they've been taken,
and some of them have
been decapitated limbs,
or missing heads, and
there was more livestock
within a 30 to 50 mile
radius of these as well.
So these are our latest reports.
- Okay, so if we look
at this picture here,
you can quite clearly
see that it was taken
on the outskirts of Ireland,
and that it's clearly a creature
that looks a lot like, you know, Bigfoot,
or how Bigfoot's been described to us.
But the big question is,
is this photo the real thing,
or has it just been
doctored, or Photoshoped,
or something, you know, edited somehow.
But, the main sort of thing is that
it's actually in the same radius,
where were those animals were slaughtered.
You know, slash eaten.
So it literally, it could be Bigfoot.
- Wow, It really came from
there, which is crazy.
- Yeah (laughs)
- I honestly, I think the photo is real.
- Yeah?
- I mean, granted, it might've
been shot from a distance,
you know, but it doesn't look fake.
Zoom in, zoom in, it
really doesn't look fake.
- Like the shadow in itself.
- I truly believe, the
best way to find him
would... or her, would be if we like,
it's got to be in the area,
of all of these missing animals,
or missing people that have
like literally just vanished
into thin air, you know.
Honestly guys, I...
We might have touched on this before,
but we never really came to an agreement.
- What are you thinking?
- Think a steak out.
- Oh.
- We take a couple of days, and nights,
and see if we can actually
capture our own image of Bigfoot.
- Yes.
- Maybe, maybe even see it in the flesh.
- Yeah, I'm in.
I'm always in--
- Sam?
- for an adventure.
- Yeah, go on then, why the hell not.
I mean, it's not skinny dipping
in six foot of thick black
mud, where I almost died.
- Yeah.
- So I'm in.
Yeah, that'd be really cool, gonna be fun.
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
(bigfoot roaring)
- What's up viewers, Zach
from, "Strange Investigators" here.
We've got Sam,
- Hi.
- Carl, and Sierra.
- You know it.
- Right, so we are going to
illegally camp out tonight,
in the area where all the monsters
have reportedly been seen.
Where the the livestock has been killed,
people have gone missing, and the photos
have allegedly been taken.
This is it, shit just got real.
We're on a road trip, what's up viewers.
- We're here.
- Cool, cool, cool, cool.
So, there's like two tents, right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Maybe not.
- So I reckon, it's gonna
be us two in one tent,
and like these two and another tent.
So, how do we do this, right?
Should we tent up, bunk up,
beds up, and bunk up later?
- Yeah, no, neither of those.
None of that is gonna happen.
This is a recce, we're not going dog-in.
- No?
- No dog-in.
- What?
(laughs)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who
said anything about that?
You gotta get your mind out of the gutter,
- with this kind of stuff.
- Me?
- Like seriously, seriously.
- I know what you're like.
- Wasn't even thinking that.
- Whatever.
- So, for some viewers, you'll know her,
but for those of you that
don't, this is Sierra.
She was in "Ghost Hunters" episode...
Sorry, "Monster Hunters,"
episode 17, and 23.
And Sierra is my better half.
- Wow, (mumbles)
- I just gotta say, it's not hard.
(laughs)
- Yeah.
- Well, I'm really excited though.
This one's gonna be good.
- Yeah, for sure.
- I'm worried about them,
sending home to my sister,
look at mindless magazines of (mumbles)
- And I get some female company, yay.
- Yeah, anything's better than that.
(laughs)
- You're not outnumbered for once.
- Yes, yes, yes. (laughs).
- I would never leave you.
- So, we'd come on.
- You know this, man.
Okay, so we're ready for Bigfoot.
- Yeah.
- So, should we call this
portion of the webcast series,
like I'm thinking Sasquatch?
- Yeah, its cool.
- Or like, I don't know,
do you know any names
always been Sasquatch, what have you got?
What are you thinking?
- God, maybe not, maybe not.
- No, man, Carl Watch is better than that.
(laughs)
- No, no, anyway, anyway,
you're both delirious.
Let's play a game, let's play a game.
So, I spy with my little lie,
something beginning with, B.
- B, b, Bigfoot, Bigfoot.
- Well, yes, it was Bigfoot,
but actually now it's Brandy,
which you just spilled in my lap.
- I wanna sip, I wanna sip.
Before Carlos's hand's on it.
- That would have been more better.
- Good?
- Yeah, you want some?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Not all of it, just a sip.
- All right, nobody trying
to get drunk up in here.
I got weed and shit.
Nobody trying to to daytime drink.
You know what?
Leave it, keep it I'm good, I'm good.
- So touchy.
- I'm good.
Got that OG Sasquatch
(laughs)
- Straight edge, while driving here.
Okay, so the tents are up.
I say tents, we've got the tent up.
Sierra was supposed to
bring her dad's tent,
but she kind of forgot (laughs).
You brought extra pillows,
and ground sheets,
but no extra tent so someone's
clearly not camped in a while.
- Look, I was excited, you rushed me.
- True.
- I got flustered while I'm going away.
(laughs)
And I'm here anyways, so you know.
- In all fairness, worst case,
two could sleep in the car if we got to.
But, you know, we're on a stakeout,
so it's all good, it's all good.
Let's just not... let's not stress.
And you know, we can deal with
the tent after, it's fine.
- Can we not just go and get
another tent, from somewhere?
- Yeah, of course.
Civilization's only, what, 25 miles away?
And it's dark now, like real dark, so--
- Hop skipping a job.
- Yeah, we're safer with one
tent and the car for now.
- Okay.
- Did I say, job?
Chump?
So, I just find the right light setting.
- So, like, what do we do,
if we want the toilet, then?
- You go and get some
toilet paper, find a Bush,
and go far away from the tent.
You know, it's just not like
we're at a caravan park,
and there's toilets or showers around.
- I didn't bring toilet paper.
- No, now, you're gonna to
have to find some leaves.
(laughs)
Better leaf that problem to you.
- Yes, goodness (laughs).
- I'm a leaf you that problem.
(laughs)
- Me, I'd rather hold it.
- Hold it?
I don't know--
- Bad for the gut, you know.
- Well, I wasn't thinking
anyone would go, okay?.
- So, we've got the
cameras set up outside,
shooting obviously.
So we've got the live feed
in here, on the tablet
because I can't say, the
official names for it.
So--
- YouTube.
- Were gonna go out in
a bit, and you know,
see what the camera is set up on now.
Bear in mind, it is
shooting straight at us.
So if you go outside for a pee,
you just go off a little bit to the right,
so it doesn't catch you out.
- No mooning, no mooning.
- Yeah, and we can take
turns looking at this,
so we can see what the
phone sees at all times.
And hopefully we can
see ourselves a Bigfoot.
- Yep.
- Oh, okay, yep.
- So, we haven't actually, seen
or heard anything yet, though?
- No, not yet.
- Nope, nothing.
So, obviously we're out
here in the wilderness,
and it's just really eerie,
and quiet, and creepy.
But no, sightings, no
noises, none of that.
- So we can't get like--
- Like the Beast?
- Some ducks, like bait.
- Oh yeah, but the Beast could actually,
be literally, like anywhere around us.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.
- Anyway...
But, does it obviously eat meat?
- Well, duh, I think the hundreds
of missing people's cases,
and the dead animals,
and the slaughtered, you
know, pigs and stuff.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he eats meat.
It, he, she, whatever.
(laughs)
- Yeah, but does it actually eat humans.
I'll tell you, if he ate me,
it'll be given an
indigestion for like a month.
(laughs)
- Real surprise.
- Maybe we should turn the
light on, just a little.
- Yeah, I agree like,
obviously we're here,
so, like hopefully spot it but,
I don't really fancy
becoming against dinner.
I don't know about anyone else.
- Good plan, good plan
I like it, I like it.
- Let's do this.
- Seriously, man, wait
till you try this shit.
It is seriously good.
- I'm looking forward
to this, man (laughs).
- I was saving this, it's
that OG Sasquatch shit.
And I thought, why not?
- Probably a night like this.
- Yeah, why not, yeah.
- It's gotta be dark, right?
- UK, OG.
- Fuck yes.
Honestly, I really think like,
as soon as, like we were saying about
the media craze, and how it's just
spread across the UK,
I swear every one of my dealers,
has got a new fucking
Bigfoot weed out this summer.
It's crazy.
Maybe this is the shit
to make you see him.
- Maybe.
- Maybe.
- Maybe this is what calls him to you.
(gasping)
- Yeah, that could be it, you know.
- The weeds that Bigfoot
smoked, back in the day.
That one's some good shit.
- I told you, I told you, didn't I.
Tell them.
- We're just taking a little
break out here, viewers.
Taking a little, a little break in nature.
- For you to get a little
bit of a real deal,
with Carl, and Zach right here.
- You know?
- You know?
- When the girls watch this Batman,
they are gone take a shit.
Take a talking of which, talking of which.
I kinda need to do the...
- Take this.
- Oh, take it with me?
- Yeah, why the fuck not?
- Spliff and and a shit in Orlits?
- Come on--
(laughs)
- I'm see you in a bit.
- I'm see you soon.
- Peace bro.
- Watch out for the Beast.
- [Sam] So here's the inside
of pretty nifty little tent,
with our favorite lights.
It's gonna have a little bit of
humor about it, I know, right?
- Probably sets the mood.
- [Sam] So, how are you finding
your stakeout experience?
- It's pretty cozy, a little bit creepy.
- [Sam] A little bit of courage,
would you like some brandy?
- I guess I would.
- [Sam] Where are the guys?
Like, they've been gone for ages.
It's been like what?
20, 25 minutes, half an hour.
- Probably longer.
- [Sam] I'm starting to
get like really worried.
You know, it's probably just--
Yeah, I heard that.
(gasps) It's probably
just Carl dicking about.
You know what he's like.
- No, no, I feel like it's been a while,
I think we should go check on them.
- [Sam] Those two are the
biggest pranksters, though.
- We know how (mumbles).
- [Sam] Yeah, I had that.
Do you want to go check on them?
- Yeah.
- [Sam] Okay, come on.
Let me just switch this light on.
- [Sierra] Okay, have you got the light?
- [Sam] Let me switch the light on.
Yeah, I think we're gonna
have to bring that light.
I can't get a light on me.
God, it's pitch black.
- [Sierra] Oh God, what's that?
(boots stomping)
- [Sam] Carl.
- [Sierra] Zack.
- [Sam] Carl.
- [Sierra] Zack.
- [Sierra] (mumbles) Like I
just saw something over there.
- [Sam] It's like a (mumbles).
Just shine the light over here a minute.
What's that?
What's that over there?
Carl.
Zack, you're not funny, come on.
Stay with me and don't get (mumbles)
- [Sierra] God, Jesus it's--
- [Sam] Shh, shh, shh.
I heard him, I heard him.
- [Sam] Carl.
- [Sierra] Zack.
- [Sam] Carl.
- [Zack] Mmh.
- Over here, quick, shh, shh.
What's that?
What's that?
Ouch, log, ouch.
Oh my God.
- [Sierra] Oh my God.
- [Sam] Hello.
- [Sierra] Zack, wake up.
- [Sierra] Zack.
- [Sam] Zack.
Wake up.
- [Sierra] Zack, Zack, let's go.
- Hey.
- [Sierra] Hey, where's Carl?
- What?
- [Sierra] What was that noise?
You okay?
- [Sam] Where's Carl?
- [Sierra] Zack, wake up.
- [Sam] Are you high right...
Oh my God, he's high right now.
- [Sierra] Oh my God, he's (laughs)
- Yay, maybe a little bit.
- [Sam] Did you even save any for us?
- Yeah, Carl had the rest of it.
- [Sam] Where is Carl?
- [Sierra] Where is he?
- He went to take a shit
in the woods (laughs).
- [Sierra] Oh my God, can we just...
- [Sam] I can't believe you'd make--
- Is Carl a bear, or what?
- [Sam] Can you tell me toilet paper,
I'm not sure a bloody
sleeping bag (laughs).
- No, no, no, he's going all natural.
- [Sam] Great, now I don't wanna know.
I don't wanna know.
He'll know his way back.
Has he got his phone on him?
- Oh shit, I think so, yeah.
Why has the feed gone down?
- [Sam] All right, come
on you, back to the tent.
- [Zack] Where is he?
Carl's probably back in the tent, right?
- [Sam] Well, he better be, I mean--
- [Zack] It' so damp down here.
- [Sam] I have to managed
to get a bit of a light,
I think, on the back of this.
- [Zack] Nice.
- [Sam] Whoa, Whoa,
Whoa, hang on a minute.
- [Zack] Whoa, what?
- [Sierra] Oh my God.
- [Sam] What the fuck?
Shit, yeah, put a light on.
- [Zack] What the fuck?
- [Sierra] Oh my God.
- [Sam] Oh my God, Jesus Christ.
- [Sierra] Oh my God,
look at all this blood.
- [Sam] Whoa guys, look.
- [Zack] Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
- [Sam] Is that blood in
the footprint as well?
Oh my God.
This can't be real, this has got to be
Carl pranking shortly.
- [Zack] Carl.
- [Sierra] Oh my God, it's still warm.
- [Sam] Hold it.
- [Sierra] It's still warm.
- It's a summer's night,
if Carl set that up, it's probably warm
because you know, he's
had like some kind of
fake blood on him or something.
I mean, Carl.
- [Sam] It's literally freezing out here.
- [Zack] Damn good prank.
- [Sierra] We would not have
gone from the tent long enough.
- [Sam] Guys I honestly, don't
think that this is a prank.
- [Zack] No, come on this Can't be it.
Look at the size of this footprint.
If this was real, the
thing would have to be--
- [Sam] Where the hell
did he get the fire from?
- [Sierra] Yeah, we all to go, well...
Surely it would have to mean,
if he's seen the blood, he's onto us.
It's not funny.
- I'm not in on this.
If this is Carl, this is all of his doing,
and it's fantastic.
- [Sierra] You're such a dog.
- [Sam] Carl.
- [Sierra] Carl.
- [Sam] Right, well, I'm
gonna head back to the car,
and see if I can get a signal
and call him, or something.
- [Zack] Okay.
- [Sam] Because--
- You know, I wanna go back.
- Well, why don't we
wait in the tent here?
It's pretty safe to stay here,
in case Carl's still out there.
- [Sam] Yeah, good point
in case he comes back.
- If it's a prank, he
should pick up his phone.
- Yeah, he should pick.
- [Sam] You guys got phone on you?
- So here we go.
- [Sam] Yours?
- Yeah, yeah.
- [Sam] Right, I'll go back
to the car, I'll ring him.
He's probably somewhere,
and played a prank
he thinks he's hilarious.
But yeah, just keep your phone on.
I'll give you a ring, once
I know what's happening.
- Okay, cool.
- [Sam] All right, okay, all right so...
- You okay?
- Not really, no.
- I mean, like I know
circumstances like...
It's gonna be all right.
- Yeah, I'm sure it will.
- I'm sure it's just Carl playing a prank.
- It better be.
- I'm sure it is, don't worry.
- It's gonna be okay, I'm telling you.
It's fine, we've been through
weirder shit than this.
Remember episode 13?
- Okay, yeah I guess
so, I know, I guess so.
I don't even want to die, you know?
- Yeah, no, no, I don't wanna die either.
- What you doing?
- I'm just taking my jacket off.
- It's cold.
- Yeah, I know but...
- Oh my God, no.
Not the right time.
- No?
- Oh my... no.
- What's that?
- What?
What's that?
Did you not see it?
Did you not feel it?
- No.
- No, no, no, no, oh my God, what is that?
- I bet it's Carl.
This is probably the
last part of his prank.
(screaming)
- [Zack] Oh, shit.
(bigfoot roaring)
- [Sierra] Oh my God, oh my God,Zack.
(screaming)
Zack, Zack, Zack.
(panting)
(bigfoot roaring)
(shoes stomping)
Oh my God.
Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl.
Oh my God.
(panting)
(bigfoot growling)
Come on, fuck.
(shoes stomping)
(panting)
(air whooshing)
(shoes stomping)
(hand banging on glass)
You got to drive, you've got to drive.
Oh my God.
(car door opening)
- [Sam] You scared the shit out of me.
- [Sierra] Oh just drive.
Drive, drive, drive.
(car door slamming shut)
Drive, drive, drive.
- [Sam] And what About Carl?
- [Sierra] No, no, just
drive, please, they're gone.
(car engine revving)
(panting)
- I wanna throw some stuff out here too,
about the actual Bigfoot.
I actually did experience
a Bigfoot encounter myself,
when I was a child.
I moved to a brand new house,
and I was putting away all the shit.
I had a lot of DVDs and
Blu-rays to put away,
a lot to deal with.
But when I was doing that,
I heard outside of the house,
like this weird rustling around.
Some weird things going on outside.
And I look outside, and I saw like this
very hairy looking type thing.
That kind of rustled off, and ran out.
I told my dad about it,
and he thought that I was like
smoking weed, or something.
He thought I was like losing it.
But no, I told him that I saw
like somebody rustling outside,
and he was probably saying,
"He's probably some homeless person
"trying to steal something, or anything."
But the thing is though, this person,
whoever it was, seemed extremely hairy
and they didn't look like
they had any clothes on.
And I don't think he was
some kind of a weird...
I don't know what was going on,
but he thought I was nuts.
But I'm pretty certain that
that was, a Bigfoot encounter.
I mean, I don't know what
else it would have been.
(air whooshing)
- Colin heard a voice,
that's calling to him.
He was standing at the door on his box,
with a flag in his hand.
So, I rounded short poem.
One would have thought,
considering the nature of the ground,
That he could not have doubted
from what quarter the voice came.
But instead of looking up,
to where they stood at the
top of the steep cutting
that he had over his head,
He tried himself about,
and looked down the line.
There was something remarkable,
in his manner of doing so,
that I could not assert for my life, what.
But I know it was remarkable
enough, to attract my notice.
Even though his figure was
forshortened, and shadowed,
down in the deep trench.
And mine, was high above him.
So steeped in the glow of an angry sunset,
but I had shaded my eyes with my hand,
before I started to talk.
"Hello, hello,"
From looking down the line,
he turned himself about again.
And raising his eyes, saw
my figure high above him.
Is there any path, by
which I can come down
and speak to you?
He looked up to me without replying.
And I looked down at him,
without pressing him too soon
with a repetition of my idle question.
Just then, there came a vague vibration
in the earth and air,
quickly changing into a violent pulsation,
and an oncoming rush, that
caused me to start back.
There was no intent force to draw me down.
Being such rapen has rose to my height
from this rapid train had passed me.
And was skimming away over the landscape.
I looked down again, and saw him refairing
the flag he had shown,
while the train went by.
I repeated my inquiry.
And after a pause, during which
he seemed to regard me fixed attention,
he motioned with his rolled up fag
towards a point on my level.
Something towards 300 yards distance.
I called out to him,
"All right (mumbles)."
But, by intent of looking
closely, and widely,
I found a rocked zigzag
descending path marched
out, which I followed.
The cutting was extremely deep,
and unusually precipitated.
It was made through clammy stone,
that became oozy (mumbles) as I went down.
For these reasons, I found a way longer,
to give me time to recall a singular air
of reluctance or compulsion
with which he had pointed out the path.
When I come down low, and
off upon the zigzag descent,
to see him again, I saw
that he was standing
between the rails on the way
by which the train had led here past.
In an attitude as if he were
waiting for me to appear,
he had his left hand at his chin,
and that left elbow
rested on his right hand
crossed over his prance.
His attitude was one of such expectation,
and watchfulness, that
I stopped for a moment,
wondering about it.
I resumed my downward
way, and stepping out
upon the level of the railroad,
and drawing nearer to him.
Saw that he was a dark, silo man.
With a dark beard, and
rather heavy eyebrows.
His post was in a solitary
and dismal of places,
ever I saw.
On either side, of dripping
wet wall all of jagged stone,
excluding all view, but a strip of sky.
The perspective one way,
only a crooked prolongation
of this great dungeon.
The shorter perspective
on the other direction,
terminating in a gloomy red light,
and a gloomier entrance to a black tunnel.
It was massive architecture.
- The sightings have been
sporadic, since the 1970s.
But in the last three months,
there have been an
increased number of reports.
And this one in particular
of interest, to me.
Quote, "The mythical creature
known as the Gray Man,
"was spotted by a hiker,
at the scout region
"of the Devil Mountains,
"at the farther end, closest to the lanes
"leading to the Sugarloaf
Mountain and an estuary."
So the quote within this says,
"I went on to no, sorry..."
Basically it says that the figure,
which compared in all details,
to all the recent accounts,
was out in the open and
following a fence down the Hill.
And was moving fast on two legs.
It was at least seven feet tall,
with long limbs, and a
slim, but athletic torso.
It's strides were powerful, and confident.
And I was overcome by
terror, of the ground
it was able to cover in such short time.
I realized that if it spotted me,
I could not out run it.
And that's the end of the quote,
within the quoted article.
But what really interests
me about this is,
that then, all of the latest sightings,
of the Gray Man have described
as a figure as being exactly that.
Very tall, long legged,
slim but athletic torso,
and enable to move with
great speed over the land.
So, I'm hoping I can
be to get photographs,
or I can record something, or they'd be
some kind of evidence of
it being in that area.
Because more and more of the sightings,
are also located within that smaller area,
in Dublin slash (mumbles)
(bags rustling)
(keys clinking)
(air whooshing)
(door squeaking shut)
(ominous music)
(water splashing)
(air whooshing)
(birds chirping)
(thunder crackling)
(birds chirping)
(boots stomping)
(leaves rustling)
(air whooshing)
(thunder crackling)
(ominous music)
(wolf howling)
(birds chirping)
(tense music)
(leaves rustling)
(ominous music)
(birds chirping)
(air whooshing)
(zip opening)
(train honking)
(train chugging)
(gun cocking)
(ominous music)
(leaves rustling)
(air whooshing)
(wolf howling)
(match striking)
(fire crackling)
(trees crackling)
(birds chirping)
(air whooshing)
(ominous music)
(wolf howling)
(bigfoot growling)
(gun bangs)
(bigfoot growling)
(birds chirping)
(car engine revving)
(upbeat music)
- Here dad.
- Thank you.
- Are you ready?
- I'm always ready.
You know I love this side of Kentucky.
So, what do you think
we're gonna get today?
- The bigger, the better.
- Oh, (mumbles).
10 foot, that's what I'm looking to get.
- 10 foot.
- Oh heck yeah.
Why not?
Thought you said, the bigger the better.
- Last time, I shot
something that's hibernating.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah dad,
I mean, yeah, I got the bear
while it was hibernating,
you know what I mean.
Honestly, if you think about it,
he was a big bear, I
mean your pretty stroken.
- Did you think (mumbles)
- Yeah, I mean it's all
about the points, right?
I mean, it's like a video game.
It doesn't matter how you two starts.
- Video game isn't real, you
want something that's real.
Something you can count.
- No, I mean, hunting in
the middle of the winter,
bears hibernate.
I mean, might as well take
advantage of it, right?
- Do the hibernating,
doesn't get you anything.
- Hey, hey.
- Let's see what you can do today.
- Hey, I've been practicing, okay.
- Practice ain't real.
- Oh, come on, come on.
I got the highest scores
in Big Hunter Number Four.
And I'm like, one in the country, dad.
One in the country.
Hey, games are just
practice for real life.
You gotta realize that, dad.
- Yeah, go ahead
Hey, you know what,
- Yep.
I'll show ya.
One of the few, that got
the highest score, man.
You'll be impressed, I'll show you.
Practice is always better.
You practice in a safe environment.
- If you practice, in your chair for this?
- Well, I mean, standing up,
while I was doing the shooting.
You okay, dad?
- I'm okay.
- Need a hand?
- No there's nothing
for you to worry about.
- Oh come on, those animals at this time.
- No need to worry about (mumbles).
- You see them behind us,
you put two in the back of the head.
- If they're hungry, they're
not gonna be hibernating.
Ever hope they shoot anything?
- Of course not, because what's the point?
You gotta be snappy.
You have to be be the
one, the smartest one.
That's the name of the game, strategy.
(upbeat music)
All I can say, I mean,
it all comes down to the mindset.
Keep yourself in the
mindset of the hunting,
and you'll be fine.
Hey dad, it's all about
finding my inner self.
My inner hunter, my inner predecessor.
That's what it's all about.
Hey, dad, what's that?
- The hell?
(tense music)
(bigfoot roaring)
- Dad, we gotta go.
We gotta go, dad, we gotta go.
Come on dad, come on.
Dad, dad.
(bigfoot roaring)
Dad, dad.
(moaning)
- Shit.
- What the fuck, dad?
What was that?
Come on, give me your hand.
I gotta pull you out, come on.
(bigfoot roaring)
Stay there, I'll take care
of this son of a bitch.
(tense music)
(bigfoot roaring)
(gun bangs)
(screaming)
(gun bangs)
(moaning)
(bigfoot roaring)
(dramatic music)
(gun bangs)
(water splashing)
(bigfoot roaring)
- How many are there?
Bigfoot exists.
(air whooshing)
(camera static)
(Ominous music)