An Unforgettable Spring In Forgotten Village (2019) Movie Script
1
C'mon, get up!
Good morning, chubby.
-Machiato, as usual?
Yes, and your aunt, instead
of the Turkish delight.
You fucking moron!
Go away, you rascals!
He's here.
-Ah, thank God!
Welcome, Mr. Mayor!
Thank you!
Happy school anniversary!
Thank you! To you too!
Please, help yourself!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE MAYOR
HAS JUST ARRIVED. PLEASE BE QUIET.
One from yours
and one from yours,
so none of you holds a grudge
against me, huh?!
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
we invite the Mayor
of our municipality
to honor us with a speech.
A round of applause
for our Mayor!
Honored ladies and gentlemen,
honored Imam,
honored School Principal.
Your school has the honor
to bear the name
of the great Reneisance leader,
Naim Frasheri
who has ordered
us through his poems to
"Work, work night and day,
so we can see the light of day".
Me and my party, we have
emphasized in our
political platform that our
priority is investment
on the education of
young generations,
and we promise that each day
it will get better and better.
As you know, we are working
on the realism
of a sewage project
for all schools
and I promise that next
year your pupils
will start the new school
year with computers.
Aplause
Good news for our boy.
Allow me to congratulate
your School Anniversary,
and to wish you a lot of
success for this school end-year
and for upcoming school years.
Thank you!
We thank our respected
Mayor for this meaningful
speech and we promise him
that this school year
will be a great success.
Not wanting to waste your time,
allow me to invite all of
you to our humble cocktail...
so we can all have a drink together
to mark this solemn day.
Thank you!
I must go. They'll kill me if
they notice I'm gone.
When can I see you again?
I don't know. As long as
our fathers are foes,
we must be careful
Once they reconcile
They'll never reconcile
We must hope so! Love you!
Love you too!
I'm off now.
Shpresa!
The kids have seen us.
Get away from here!
Go go
Where have you been?
In the loo! Why?!
Use your head a little.
Don't humiliate your father.
Mr. Principal, I hear the Mayor
said something about employment...
Yes, and sorry, where was I
My son is close to graduation
So I'd like to somehow solve
the issue with
his employment
We'll fix this issue, Sabit.
Come by my office someday,
and we'll talk.
Now excuse me because I have
some business with the Mayor.
Yes, yes, I understand
Avdil, come here!
I am coming.
A toast for the health of the Mayor!
Cheers!
This stuff just
made this trip worthwhile!
Since we've gathered here,
I'd like to ask you
something, as a friend?
Is there a chance that you
can invest some money...
For our school renovation
We're in a disastrous condition.
Yes, yes...
We're working on it...
Don't worry.
But do tell me something
And don't lie
No
Are you getting any pussy?
Cheers!
Douchebags!
-Douchebag!
What are you doing?!
Checking what's on
other channels.
Don't you see I'm watching
the Germans?!
I worked 45 years in Germany,
and in the end, I returned to die
in this shithole...
Is your mother asleep?
-Yes.
She got old very quickly.
I'm old, my wife's old,
I have an old bachelor at home
everything got old!
I piss on life!
The worst thing is that
I can't do anything like I did before...
If you're going to watch that
damn channel of yours,
turn the volume off...
bacause you're embarrassing us in
front of the neighbors.
We can hear it all.
You're ruining my life, you are
Get up princesses, you've reached
the king's castle.
Mursel!
Come on Madonna.
Come on sweetheart.
Sweetheart.
Good luck!
Come on Tatyana. Good luck!
Mursel!
It looks good.
Hey Maliq, you bighead bastard!
-You rascal
Xhinga has brought three chicks.
-Cheers.
Tonight, they're opening the bar.
Tonight, they're opening the bar.
Tonight, they're opening the bar.
Silence in the mosque!
Chubby, three teas over here.
-Right now!
Three teas over here too!
-Yes, yes, right now!
What are we doing tonight?
It's done! Just don't forget, huh?
Cheers
As I've said, we're not taking
Avdil along tonight!
Ok, ok. Please tell me has
anyone seen them?
No one so far. Mursel said
they're sleeping.
Yes, right, sleeping sleeping
with Xhinga probably!
Xhinga will 'inaugurate' them,
and then the whole village.
I'd give all my wealth only to be
in his shoes
oh my, in bed with
three airplanes mmm
You fucking moron, you haji,
you don't have any wealth
with your wealth you can only get
to sniff their 'tank', that's all.
You know what?
Suck my balls!
This will be your common room;
it has a TV set,
a kitchen where you can cook.
These is your room, princess
And this is...
your room...
queen watch your head.
These are 'working' rooms.
If the business goes well,
we'll fill the bar with
your 'colleagues'.
Very nice! I like it very much!
-See you later!
-What?
Xhinga, what do you mean later
don't forget our agreement:
you get 70% of the profit
and I get 30%. -Yes.
The tips are mine.
What do you mean yours?!
I get all the tips from singing.
No, no. We will split the
tips fifty-fifty.
What do you mean fifty-fifty!
100 % belong to me
the tips are from my singing.
Ok Madonna, ok. You don't need
to repeat it all the time.
Sorry honey, but I want a clear deal.
-Me too!
Daddy, goal.
-No, honey, not yet.
-Daddy, goal.
-Not yet... be quiet!
Goooooal! -Where did you see that goal,
you monkey! Go away!
Damn you, why did you hit him?!
Come to mommy
-Well done!
Test, test One, two, one, two
It's late and no one's here!
Maybe the Imam spoke to them,
and scared them off.
You're right.
That motherfucker!
He is doing this to me
deliberately just because
I still owe him the money
for father's funeral.
I told you not to ruin the
relationship with the Imam
because then the whole village
will be against you.
But you won't listen to me.
And now
Cut the crap!
Cheers to table number four!
Quiet!
You see? Xhingas business never fails.
Get ready to empty their wallets!
C'mon, get ready!
Quickly, quickly, quickly!
In a month you can start thinking
which car you'd like to get from me...
And a wife?
It's best if you wait one
more year. OK? -OK.
Ah, haji!
Congrats!
Welcome! How is your health?
Congratulations for this
Thank you! This is for you, for you
Hey, Kico
-What's up
I did it, didn't I tell you so
Welcome Come in, come in
Good evening! Welcome!
I am happy to see you!
Good evening!
Welcome! I hope we will have a great time.
Very handsome people!
I sincerely hope we are going
to enjoy together every night!
I love you! I love you all!
Welcome! I hope we will
have fun together!
I am Madonna, and this are
Rozi and Tatyana!
Tatyana and Rozi!
Do you have a lot more to do?
-A little bit more
So, I'll go lie down.
May Allah unite us in
Paradise, inshallah!
I made the Ukrainian
one pass out!
She won't forget Kica, no
because Kica is badass!
Xhinga, you're the boss!
Mursel, one raki for me
and ask Xaja what he's drinking.
No, no! You ask Kica
what he's drinking,
because it looks like tonight
was his first time.
The chick is talking to the cock.
Who stop the music?
Play some music!
Avdil, this knife is longing for some
human stomach.
-Stay calm!
I never start things,
you know that
but if someone messes with me
Enough with this crap!
For God's sake tell me how
was that sweetheart?
Honey. Like honey, mmm.
I miss you!
-I don't!
You're mean!
When will we see each other?
I don't know. I'm not allowed to go out.
You know why.
I can come now to your yard.
No! You fool!
I'll stand down your balcony
like Romeo,
and recite poems for you
I'll call you later,
don't fall asleep
Tomorrow morning, I have
an appointment
with the school principal...
I heard the school needs
a computer teacher.
You must graduate soon.
The diploma is worthless
if you don't have
connections in the party.
Let me worry about
party connections.
You worry about
finishing the exams,
don't waste your time on the phone
with the daughter of that bastard.
Not enough money. -I don't have more.
-Ok, go!
Mursel!
Good night! Good night!
Good night boy!
Motherfucker
Congregation...
The Devil has come to our village,
may Allah help us.
Haram will be in it's peak now
since that sinner
has opened that devil's bar
and has brought
those three whores -
as meze for raki,
may Allah have mercy on us!
And where has opened this bar?
Near the graves,
near the skeleton
of our family members,
with intention to provoke us:
the living and the dead.
How can we tolerate this
shame, congregation?
Is it appropriate for a slave of
Allah to wake up
in the evening and go
home in the morning?
To spend the whole night with
music and other nonsense,
dancing with the
devil on his back,
drowning in sin with
raki and whores...
to forget about namaz
to leave his children at home
alone as orphans,
to leave the fields deserted
Aren't all these sings
of Judgment Day?
What other sings you want to see
in order to be convinced?!
Those whores that were
brought by that sinner,
may Allah break his neck yarabi
They are sent by the Devil.
Those who sit close to them,
those are closer to the Devil,
closer to the destruction,
closer to the doors of hell.
I swear to God, they say they
brought three whores at the bar!
They haven't, Inshallah!
I swear to God, if I find out
that my man
is spending our money on
whores, I'll kill him!
Don't worry; They'll have
fun one week
and then they'll grow bored.
Oh yeah? Easy for you to say
since you don't have a husband.
I won't ever have one!
Women, men are like dogs.
The moment they see a bitch,
they all go running to mount her.
Shame on them!
-May God punish them!
Taste some honey.
It's very good this year.
This is delicious.
-Yes, very delicious.
Lule, protect the honey
bee houses,
because Selki might steal
your honey for the bar.
All your work will become
food for the whores.
There's nothing worse
than that, huh?
He knows he can't
touch this garden
because I'll cut his
hand, I swear!
And what if he touches your
other garden, the dark one?
He knows what I'll do to him.
Only a bomb would solve this,
only a bomb,
to blow up the devil's bar!
Where are you going?
-I'm going to Selki's,
he has an emergency!
You're going to the whores!
Come back home,
every night like this
come back home,
I'm telling you Lemi!
Don't expect to find me home
when you return in the morning!
C'mon, shut up already, or the
neighbors will hear you.
Ill be back early, I promise.
Tatyana!
-Yes, darling!
I have big problem!
The time has come to become a man.
You know,
man, man, strong!
Because everyone is telling me
that Daut's son is
behaving like a girl.
Commes fille!
Girl, girl!
No, Daut. He is strong.
Like father, like son. Strong man.
But no, Tatyana. No.
Take off your pants!
Don't just stand there;
take off your pants.
I want the whole village to know
that Daut's son is a man.
Do you understand?
Take off your pants now!
Daut, no darling, he's very shy.
You go out, go!
Listen to me: if you fail, you better
jump out of the window.
Don't make me kill you with
my own hands!
Daut, out!
Tatyana...
My love, mon amour!
Au revoir! Au revoir!
His balloon will burst!
Did I tell you he can
see the future.
Whatever he says, happens!
Hey, I will punch your nose
-What nose, huh?
Run away, someone is coming
It is Shpresa's father!
-Yes, really, uncle Sokol!
It's my son!
-Good for him! -Thank you!
Harder!
Mursel, faster!
Boys!
Take your issues outside.
I don't want trouble here.
Xhinga, how are you?
What did you say!
-Nothing, we are fine!
This whiskey is on the house!
Gratis! As a welcome!
And for you Mr. Principal, your
"gratis" is upstairs!
As a gift for failing me in school!
Thank you, Xhinga.
Have a seat with us.
Later. I'm a little busy!
You have fun. -Thank you.
Even as a pupil he used
to be a troublemaker.
I've beaten him very often.
But I always knew he'll do
something with his life!
Today it is right to say:
who fails school,
succeeds in business! Cheers!
Please, don't fail my son,
give him a pass, give him a pass!
Xharra, leave me alone! I said no!
I'm not going against my principals!
Stop the music!
Stop the music!
Today my son became a man.
Congratulations!
-Thank you! Thank you!
The Ukrainian told me: like father,
like son; both with big balls.
Mursel, get everyone a drink on me.
This is the happiest night of my life!
Now start the music!
Are you out of your mind?
If my father sees you he'll kill you!
No one will see us.
All the village men are at the bar.
My dad is in his room sleeping.
Yes, sleeping with
a whore, probably.
Hey, don't you dear speak
like that about my father
I saw him in his car,
driving towards the bar.
I don't believe it.
Forget about it. I came
to pick you up
to take you somewhere
where we can be alone.
It's night time, you dummy,
can't you see I'm in my pajamas?
Please!
C'mon, please!
Wait here while I put my sneakers on!
My wife went raving mad.
Last night she threatened me that
if I come here once again
she'll cut my throat
while I'm asleep.
She's very tough
She's very tough
Yours shouldn't complain
I stole from my wife all of her gold
for paying my debt to Xhinga.
But I don't care, you only live once.
Oh Avdil, my friend,
before I pass away,
I want to have fun,
I want to have a blast!
My dear Selki, pleasure is bigger
than Istanbul.
Get up and have fun
Thanks for turning
her on for me, Xaja.
The money turns her on,
I make her burn.
Hey, they're fighting.
-Who is fighting who?
-Kica and Xaja.
-Get down. I want to see
Get out, you faggot!
Leave me alone!
I'm going to spill his guts
on the floor, fucking faggot
Kica, put the knife away,
or else I'll never allow you to
come in this place again!
Let that pigeon man in,
he just wants to show off.
He's harmless
Move away, let me show
myself off to him,
let me crack the stomach
of this faggot.
Kica, I will cut your throat!
Xaja, get back inside!
Kica is stronger!
-No way, Xaja is stronger!
Hey, get Xaja back inside!
-I will cut your throat!
Mursel, go back inside!
Go inside!
Kica, you know I love you
like my own brother,
but you're overdoing it!
Now give me the knife.
Give it to me!
Kica, if you give me the knife...
I'll give you the Moldavian
one for the whole night.
For how much?
-Half price.
No I don't have the money.
Better give me Xaja,
so I can spill his guts!
Xaja, you faggot,
come out, come out
Fine, fine. Ill give her
to you for free.
Now give me the knife.
If you're lying to me,
believe me
that a stomach will get
pierced tonight
Don't ask me afterwards
what happened.
When did I lie to you,
Kica, huh? Tell me?!
Now give me that knife!
Come and drink some
water otherwise
you won't get it up
drunk like this,
and you'll fall asleep
on top of the Moldavian.
Beautiful, huh?
-Yes, like in movies.
Are you cold?
What?
Are you cold?
A little.
I'll give you an A in the subject
of physical education,
and a C in mathematics.
How come a C? I want an A.
But the teacher wrote
an F with a pencil.
I'm upgrading it to a C.
Give me that pen,
I'll write an A myself.
You're not my teacher!
OK, here, write it yourself
but they'll recognize your writing,
just so you know.
Give me an A too
Give me an A too
Avdil, you won't find prettier flowers
than these neither in heaven!
Xhinga, I swear to God, when Imam
talks about heaven,
I always think of your yard.
I even told him once, in front of the
congregation at the mosque.
But he said that...
The devil knows how to trick us
through the beauties of this world,
ready to catch us -
like the fishes.
He doesn't like me,
that motherfucker.
I hear he's talking crap
about me every day;
that he wants to
ruin my business
Listen, if you bring Imam to
my bar one night,
I'll give you a big reward.
That will be difficult,
he's so stubborn
He'll soften up,
he'll soften up,
just talk to him every day,
don't stop.
You might be in bed with
all three whores.
Xhinga...
it's my dream to sleep with
all three of them at the same time!
Shame!
I was terrified when I got here.
For a second I thought
I was at the zoo.
Pupils cannot be blamed!
When the cat's away
the mice will play.
Drita, cut it out, please!
We don't have time to guess
who's to blame,
or whos'e responsible etc.
If this thing goes up to the
institutions, we are done.
My suggestion for solving
this situation is to
leave the grades as they are,
forged
let's complete this
school year as it is now,
and let this be a lesson for
us for the upcoming years.
What?
I am strongly against
this absurd proposal of yours.
I agree with Drita. Those who
have not come
to teach must be held liable.
This is shameless.
Ferat, you're always boring us
with your moralizations.
But, as not all of you agree with
my proposal here,
I suggest we all exercise our
democratic right and vote:
who is in favor and
against my proposal.
So, all those in favor of my proposal,
raise your hand.
May God forgive you
all for this crime!
So, this means that my
proposal is accepted.
Now you may go back in class.
One more thing:
None of you...
should go back to that bar again!
No one!
Have patience, we are only
few days away
from the termination of the school year.
That's all!
"THE TEAHOUSE IS CLOSED"
You pour bromine in the
food, and stirr it.
How much should we use?
Half a teaspoon is sufficient,
you can't put more as you
might poison them.
I learned this secret recipe from my
husband, my his soul be in heaven.
When he was doing his military service
he used to work in the kitchen,
and under his commander's order,
he had to prepare this
for the soldiers,
for paralyzing their thingy.
Yes, yes.
Is it dangerous?
But you have to be very careful,
the children shouldn't touch the food.
But even with their paralyzed thingy,
they will continue going to the bar.
If they can't have sex
with those whores,
then they'll drink all night.
Raki costs money.
The issue is how to stop them
from going to that devil's bar.
I have something that can solve
that problem too.
Ricinus.
-And what is that?
They won't be able to hold
anything in their stomachs.
This sounds better than
the bromine,
which might ruin the
things for us also.
I'll use the bromine, if it helps.
Let the pig explode!
When he's coming home at night,
turned on by those whores,
he's trying to persuade me into sex,
thinking I can help him out.
But I won't do it!
He has to choose,
either me or the whores!
I hope we manage to stop them.
We have to try everything,
to cook their meals with
this recipe of Zarije,
not to wash their clothes
so they stink like pigs,
to hide their wallets,
if neccessary,
disfigure them, just to
stop them somehow...
Yes, yes, otherwise they
won't get over it!
It's a good party here, Lem.
Better than inside the bar.
Yes, I see. Folk music with farts.
I think raki poisoned us.
It's not raki. This is a gift
from our wives.
They're sprinkled our
food with something.
Turn off the light!
Turn off the light!
Thank you.
-You are welcome!
Did you have the same problem?
It never happened to me before.
It sucks, motherfucker.
The wives are plotting something,
but I don't know what.
Xhinga, I feel stupid telling
you this now, but...
I know, I know.
I'll give you 10 back,
and keep another 10, because
it is not our fault.
No big deal, tomorrow they'll
be back in your pocket.
I couldn't do anything
with the Ukranian one,
she laughed at me but I
told her don't laugh
because tomorrow
I'll make you cry. Cunt!
I though Imam will
make trouble to us,
but it seems it's the women.
Our business will fail.
You never know, maybe it
will blossom even more.
The men should decide
to never eat again
at their homes, and our
business is saved.
Where should they eat then,
in the fields? Tomatoes?
At our bar.
A grill is not expensive.
Come here!
You're becoming smart.
Dear pupils, this school year completed
with great success,
despite of some problems in the end...
hmmm, but we'll deal
with those problems
once we meet again in September.
Be good children, listen
to your parents,
play and have fun
during the summer,
and don't hang around places
not suitable for children.
Congratulations on your
good grades.
Goodbye and see
you in September.
We will solve the problem
with the grades in September.
I will punish them hard!
Haji, so help you Allah, what is
going on in that bar...
no one is coming
for daily prayers.
Don't hold it against them Imam,
for you still haven't
seen those hookers,
they look like nymphs of paradise.
Like nymphs of paradise!
I swear!
When you see them with your own eyes,
you'll get convinced.
It's unlike me to go there,
I am an Imam.
The Imam should be where
his congregation are.
Yes, yes, you said it right.
Lately, I see you very rarely
with a book in your hands.
This is not good.
The admission test for the
university is approaching.
You are starting to be
kind of dreamy.
It is common for young
people to be dreamy
but not also for
people your age...
Be careful how you
talk to your father.
Let him be careful about what
he says and what he does.
He entered the
puberty in old age.
Get up, quick!
Shpresa, Shpresa!
Leave her; she'll get over it,
we've spoiled her, now we
should deal with her.
I can't understand what's
going on with her,
why is she so full of rage.
You don't understand?!
Don't play naive, please.
Hey, where are you going?
Stop!
Go away!
What are you talking about?
You can spend the whole
night with your whores!
Your job is to go to school,
and not...
You have no right to tell me
what to do with my life.
Man, can't you get it in your head?
No, it's impossible!
Take the sheep away from here!
Do you know how much
two sheep costs?
I'm giving them to you for free!
I'll take them away once
I'm done inside.
No way! Take the sheep home,
and once you take a bath
and make some money,
you can come back.
Listen to me, brother,
listen to me,
I don't want to come
to your house,
but to your bar,
like everyone else.
Have mercy, let me go
in just once
and I'll never come back.
I give you my word.
It's out of the question,
how many times do I
have to tell you!
Motherfu, sheep are
after whores too.
Are you the Mayor's driver?
-Yes!
Go, please, and take care of his car
before the sheep scratch it!
Don't worry.
It's a state car.
So what! Come inside.
The Mayor is having a blast.
Two sheep and one lamb?
-No! It's over! I said NO!
Three sheep?
Shpresa!
-What now?!
No, no, no. Tatyana will not
accept that. I can't!
What is the problem?
She says she doesn't accept.
She's too scared.
Oh c'mon, as if it will be her first time.
Tell her to go in, finish her job.
Don't make me push her
inside against her will.
Do you understand? -I understand.
I have special guests tonight.
Calm down, I'll take care of this.
Go in the other room.
Thank you honey!
Careful, your head!
You're spoiling them.
Let this be the first and the
last time they behave like this.
Is that clear?
-Yes, ok.
Go finish it quickly because
the clients want music.
Ok, honey!
Get up.
Get up. Let's see
where the problem is!
My dear, you do have
a special problem.
Let's find out what are the
consequences of this problem.
You probably never saw fools
like this in your teahouse.
He seems to be made especially for
taking care of sheep, as he has ram's balls.
Bless him! He's good!
He's just tickling her,
this is nothing.
Oh, oh, oh, oh... he's killing her.
Oh, oh, oh.
Do you know how much!
-Yes, I know!
-Do you know how difficult!
-Yes, I know!
-You know my ass!
-What?
Everything I have done,
it was for the people
Are we there yet?
Give me a raki.
You've finished what
you came here for,
now get out of here,
as we agreed.
Yes, yes. After I've
had a shot of raki.
Fill it up!
My raki is on her!
Wise men said:
"pleasure brings poverty at your doorstep".
Xinga...
You are doing a fantastic job.
What's happening?
So help me Allah, I will not
wash the corpse
of the one who just got killed.
What has gotten into you,
for Allah's sake?
Where are you going?
To the mosque!
God forbid!
They've abandoned God's path!
May God punish them.
Wake up congregation!
Wake up!
Wake up and pray to
Allah for forgiveness
Wake up you sinners,
you scoundrels
Oh you who are tricked
by the devil's servant,
with alcohol and whores
oh you who are firing
guns before the prayers,
terrifying our wives
and children,
be aware that the punishment
of Allah might delay,
but it will come for sure
Didn't we learn anything at all
from the punishment Allah has sent
unexpectedly to the sinners
in the time of prophet Noah,
prophet Lot and prophet Moses
the punishment came to
these people unexpectedly,
in a night like this one
That's how it will come to us,
because the men of this
village are in deep shit,
may Allah punish you!
Do you think you can escape
Allah's punishment
come to morning prayer,
congregation, come and ask Allah
for forgiveness
come before it is too late!
It's raining it's raining!
There is no rain today honey;
the sun is burning.
It's raining; it's raining...
Dear God, watch my son.
Let's go.
My congregation forsook me.
O Allah, give me strength to resist
the temptation of sinning,
because I have grown very weak.
I have enough pain afte my son's death,
please spare me from
another temptation!
Guide me, oh Allah!
Give me a sign that You
are listening to my prayer!
Allah!
Allah!
Do you know where
the old man went?
An hour ago, he dressed
up in white suit and left.
He didn't tell me where
he was going.
Do you have any money, coins,
because I have none...
Look up in my blue sweater,
in the drawer, left pocket.
What did you say, he went out dressed
in a white suit?! -Yes.
-That old fucker...
Mursel,
fill this with energy drink
and give it to Kica's old man.
Ah, no, no!
Mursel, Mursel!
I swear we'll soon have nothing.
I'm up to here in debt
in the village shop.
Zarija's recipe has
done only harm to us!
Now they won't
even eat at home!
We spent all that money
at the hairdressers
thinking that our husbands will
notice us and they stop going to that bar,
but even if we had
a star on our forehead,
it would all be in vain.
The whores have blinded them.
Honey, these whores
can just eat you shit!
Miradije, shut your mouth please!
God made us weaker.
We cannot stop them, what to do!
Weaker? I swear, I only feel
sorry for the son,
otherwise I'd hang myself!
I'd go now to the bar
and stick this
in each and every
one of them, one by one!
Stop touching me!
Miradije, you are not
funny anymore!
We didn't do anything,
we waited for you to come,
to avoid any possible
misunderstanding.
What happened?
-Please, come with me.
Lower the body of the dead
into his eternal residence,
may Allah have mercy upon him!
Cover his shame with soil, quick!
I don't know what's
wrong with him.
He's worrying me a lot.
He's speaking about things
that are about to happen,
a minute before they happen.
Before all that rain fell,
he exclaimed mom, it's raining,
and not a minute passed
and rain started pouring.
He sits in the yard and says
chicken is falling in the well,
and after a minute,
a chicken falls into the well.
May Allah help him...
and keep evil away from him.
Put this lucky charm under his pillow.
Every night, before he goes to bed,
sing this prayer.
If he doesn't get better in a week,
bring him back to me.
Now drink your coffee
before it gets cold.
It's easier with kids.
How to deal with grown ups?
Imam is going mad,
every day he's locking
himself in the barn.
He won't allow anyone inside
to see what he's doing.
When I ask him, he just says:
Allah will drown the village,
like in prophet Noah's time.
It can't get worse than this. The men are
spending all their time at the bar.
We tried everything we could
to stop them, but nothing worked.
They say...
in order to kill the snake,
you must cut its head.
As long as you attack it's tail,
you won't get anything done.
In order to cut the
snake's head means
we must go and kill
that devil Xhinga.
No, no.
This snake has hidden
his head inside the bar.
You must go there and cut it.
Aha,
Aha, aha
I understand.
Allah, bless me with
profet Noah's gift.
I'm sensing that
Judgment Day is near.
Hello!
- Hello!
Imam's wife has just arrived
with another veiled woman.
Where is the Imam?
After evening prayers, he went
home and did not go out.
I left my son watching by his house.
Very well, haji. Let me know if
something strange happens.
Your tip awaits you tomorrow.
-Deal.
Talk to you later.
Grab this devil!
Woman, make room!
Hana, open the door!
Tie him and put
him in the henhouse.
Don't rush!
Push, push!
Now we can freely talk
why we have summoned you.
Imam's wife is with us,
and thank God that Imam,
knowing our problem,
has also come. Imam!
Honored sisters,
I apologize for showing up
in this state.
It's never been harder
for me in my life
I hope Allah will forgive me
because I'm doing all of
this for a good cause.
Pardon us, Imam!
As you know well, the men
have taken the devil's path.
I've done my best to stop them,
my patience is at it's end,
and nobody listens to me.
You still got us, Imam.
We are listening to you.
Yes, Yes.
-Thank you.
Thank God that you,
women, still got faith.
You've got nothing to lose,
so you must organize
yourselves to stop the men,
because they're up to their throats
with infidelity, and they're not stopping.
You have my blessing, and Allah will not
spare his help for supporting you.
The time has come for action,
before it's too late,
before great God destroys us all.
We've tried everything,
but nothing can stop them.
The whores have
possessed their minds.
When good will doesn't
work anymore, force will.
Great Allah allows war when
it's purpose is to stop a great evil.
Do you understand?
-Yes, Yes!
I apologize Imam
for interrupting you,
but we understood what
you're trying to say!
Women!
It's been quite some time since
our men have gone crazy,
they behave like they don't have
homes, wives, children...
We are left like widows...
It's best for you
to become widows
who needs men, anyways,
nothing good ever came out of them
Miradije, for God's sake,
it's not the place for jokes, so shut up
Where was I...
No, I hope we are not
left without husbands,
because a home with
no host gets ruined!
I just can't figure out...
what those whores have
that we don't have?!
Maybe theirs is gilded!
Maybe those whore's
thing is gilded,
but our husbands' isn't,
at least we are
sure about that!
It's best to choose the words.
I apologize Imam,
but my bitter heart
is tainting my mouth as well.
I propose to go to
that devil's bar,
take out those
whores and...
and grab their hairs and drag
them to the ground!
I say we should burn
them with gasoline!
We should hang
those dirty whores!
They deserve to be flayed alive!
They stole gold and money from us,
because of them our children
will have no food to eat.
Because of the stupidities
of our husbands,
I lost my son and Lindita
lost her daughter.
Only God knows where
they are right now.
We must stop the men,
we must let them know
that we also have
the right to decide.
We are mothers.
Yes. Yes. Our children are
the light of our eyes,
but because of those whores,
they're like orphans.
We've been patient enough.
We've allowed our husbands
to drag us by our horns,
as if we're animals and not human.
Women, let us grab weapons
and depart at once...
we have tolerated them enough.
May Allah bless you!
May this business
terminate tonight!
Good evening!
Revolution!
C'mon, Avdil, pick it up!
Here is the devil's bar,
may God punish them!
Once we enter,
we must stick together.
We should not fear our husbands.
We should not become weak.
I swear, as I feel my
blood boiling,
I will kill the bastard tonight.
The judgment day is here!
Imam was right!
The judgement day!
What is happening?
Quickly, get dressed, quickly!
Quickly, get dressed.
Daut, shame one you!
-Fatime!
Are you having fun, huh?
May God destroy you!
Where did you hide
the whores? Where?
Where are the whores?
Where are they?
Lule, go home before
I kill you in front of everyone.
You better kill me than
embarrass me like you did.
May God destroy you!
Are you aware you left
your kids at home?
Enough, shut it!
What's happening Xhinga?
How can you do this to me?
I loved you so much.
Arjeta, let's not talk about these
things here. We'll talk once we go home.
-What home?
This place has been
your home for a month now.
You spend more time with
the whores than with me.
Daut, where are the whores?
Where did you hide them?
-Fatime, I will cut your throat!
Leave the whores alone.
They're not guilty for any of this.
Xharra, where are the whores!
Tell me or, I swear, I'll kick you out!
Tell me for the sake of the
baby I'm carrying in my belly.
In the second floor!
You're such a lousy man!
Let us go. We're not
leaving without
finishing off the dirty whores.
Sokol!
Sabit!
Fuck, my wife is here too.
-And mine?
I think all the wives of
the world are here.
Leave me alone; I've got other
things in my mind now.
C'mon, we can make a rope with sheet.
Let's go before they get here.
Make a wall, push them away.
If they get away, I'm gonna
cut your head off,
I swear on my son!
Women, push!
-You go first. -No, you go first
-Thank you.
Wait a minute!
Congratulations for the daughter!
Congratulations to both of us
and may our houses be
full of grandchildren.
Xhinga, c'mon man,
we're getting tired. Xhinga!
Selki is calling. Selki.
C'mon now, don't be afraid!
Mursel, you walk ahead of us,
and open the way.
Hold! Be careful!
This way! No, this way!
Careful, that's my wife here.
Don't start quarrelling
with each other now.
Push the women away and
open the way to the door.
Don't touch them, because
God has already killed them.
Let them leave.
Enter, quick, quick...
The bar is on fire!
You see, this is why
our husbands
love the whores more than us!
Arjeta! Arjeta,
I'm sorry!
Don't talk to me!
I don't ever want to see you!
Women, what should we do now?
Now we go back home...
Miradije, please!
No, we are not going back home
until we burn down
this bloody bar,
because if we leave it
like this, someday,
they might bring those
dirty whores back again.
Hey, stop it with the foolishness,
enough for tonight!
Enough for tonight?
Enough for tonight?
It's not enough!
It will be enough once
this devil's bar is
turned to ashes.
Let's burn down the bar
even if we burn the women
and the men together.
Fatime! -Stop! Hey, stop!
Don't do that!
Lule, enough for tonight!
Do you hear me?
Lule!
Out! Everyone out, quickly!
Fuck this shithole, burn it!
Congratulations then!
Congratulations!
Run, run
What happened?
Let's go there!
Oh! I will miss this bar.
I will miss you too.
This bar had a big name!
It's smoke is also big.
There will be no more fun
living in this village, Kica.
Hm, the village without the bar
will be like a house without a well.
Tomorrow the teahouse
will be opened again!
Yes, tomorrow the
teahouse will be opened!
Congratulations!
-Thank you!
Let's go!
Mom!
-Sweetheart, honey!
Why did you run away? Why?
It is time to invest
in this village!
To build one big
casino!
Suck my balls!
THE END
C'mon, get up!
Good morning, chubby.
-Machiato, as usual?
Yes, and your aunt, instead
of the Turkish delight.
You fucking moron!
Go away, you rascals!
He's here.
-Ah, thank God!
Welcome, Mr. Mayor!
Thank you!
Happy school anniversary!
Thank you! To you too!
Please, help yourself!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE MAYOR
HAS JUST ARRIVED. PLEASE BE QUIET.
One from yours
and one from yours,
so none of you holds a grudge
against me, huh?!
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
we invite the Mayor
of our municipality
to honor us with a speech.
A round of applause
for our Mayor!
Honored ladies and gentlemen,
honored Imam,
honored School Principal.
Your school has the honor
to bear the name
of the great Reneisance leader,
Naim Frasheri
who has ordered
us through his poems to
"Work, work night and day,
so we can see the light of day".
Me and my party, we have
emphasized in our
political platform that our
priority is investment
on the education of
young generations,
and we promise that each day
it will get better and better.
As you know, we are working
on the realism
of a sewage project
for all schools
and I promise that next
year your pupils
will start the new school
year with computers.
Aplause
Good news for our boy.
Allow me to congratulate
your School Anniversary,
and to wish you a lot of
success for this school end-year
and for upcoming school years.
Thank you!
We thank our respected
Mayor for this meaningful
speech and we promise him
that this school year
will be a great success.
Not wanting to waste your time,
allow me to invite all of
you to our humble cocktail...
so we can all have a drink together
to mark this solemn day.
Thank you!
I must go. They'll kill me if
they notice I'm gone.
When can I see you again?
I don't know. As long as
our fathers are foes,
we must be careful
Once they reconcile
They'll never reconcile
We must hope so! Love you!
Love you too!
I'm off now.
Shpresa!
The kids have seen us.
Get away from here!
Go go
Where have you been?
In the loo! Why?!
Use your head a little.
Don't humiliate your father.
Mr. Principal, I hear the Mayor
said something about employment...
Yes, and sorry, where was I
My son is close to graduation
So I'd like to somehow solve
the issue with
his employment
We'll fix this issue, Sabit.
Come by my office someday,
and we'll talk.
Now excuse me because I have
some business with the Mayor.
Yes, yes, I understand
Avdil, come here!
I am coming.
A toast for the health of the Mayor!
Cheers!
This stuff just
made this trip worthwhile!
Since we've gathered here,
I'd like to ask you
something, as a friend?
Is there a chance that you
can invest some money...
For our school renovation
We're in a disastrous condition.
Yes, yes...
We're working on it...
Don't worry.
But do tell me something
And don't lie
No
Are you getting any pussy?
Cheers!
Douchebags!
-Douchebag!
What are you doing?!
Checking what's on
other channels.
Don't you see I'm watching
the Germans?!
I worked 45 years in Germany,
and in the end, I returned to die
in this shithole...
Is your mother asleep?
-Yes.
She got old very quickly.
I'm old, my wife's old,
I have an old bachelor at home
everything got old!
I piss on life!
The worst thing is that
I can't do anything like I did before...
If you're going to watch that
damn channel of yours,
turn the volume off...
bacause you're embarrassing us in
front of the neighbors.
We can hear it all.
You're ruining my life, you are
Get up princesses, you've reached
the king's castle.
Mursel!
Come on Madonna.
Come on sweetheart.
Sweetheart.
Good luck!
Come on Tatyana. Good luck!
Mursel!
It looks good.
Hey Maliq, you bighead bastard!
-You rascal
Xhinga has brought three chicks.
-Cheers.
Tonight, they're opening the bar.
Tonight, they're opening the bar.
Tonight, they're opening the bar.
Silence in the mosque!
Chubby, three teas over here.
-Right now!
Three teas over here too!
-Yes, yes, right now!
What are we doing tonight?
It's done! Just don't forget, huh?
Cheers
As I've said, we're not taking
Avdil along tonight!
Ok, ok. Please tell me has
anyone seen them?
No one so far. Mursel said
they're sleeping.
Yes, right, sleeping sleeping
with Xhinga probably!
Xhinga will 'inaugurate' them,
and then the whole village.
I'd give all my wealth only to be
in his shoes
oh my, in bed with
three airplanes mmm
You fucking moron, you haji,
you don't have any wealth
with your wealth you can only get
to sniff their 'tank', that's all.
You know what?
Suck my balls!
This will be your common room;
it has a TV set,
a kitchen where you can cook.
These is your room, princess
And this is...
your room...
queen watch your head.
These are 'working' rooms.
If the business goes well,
we'll fill the bar with
your 'colleagues'.
Very nice! I like it very much!
-See you later!
-What?
Xhinga, what do you mean later
don't forget our agreement:
you get 70% of the profit
and I get 30%. -Yes.
The tips are mine.
What do you mean yours?!
I get all the tips from singing.
No, no. We will split the
tips fifty-fifty.
What do you mean fifty-fifty!
100 % belong to me
the tips are from my singing.
Ok Madonna, ok. You don't need
to repeat it all the time.
Sorry honey, but I want a clear deal.
-Me too!
Daddy, goal.
-No, honey, not yet.
-Daddy, goal.
-Not yet... be quiet!
Goooooal! -Where did you see that goal,
you monkey! Go away!
Damn you, why did you hit him?!
Come to mommy
-Well done!
Test, test One, two, one, two
It's late and no one's here!
Maybe the Imam spoke to them,
and scared them off.
You're right.
That motherfucker!
He is doing this to me
deliberately just because
I still owe him the money
for father's funeral.
I told you not to ruin the
relationship with the Imam
because then the whole village
will be against you.
But you won't listen to me.
And now
Cut the crap!
Cheers to table number four!
Quiet!
You see? Xhingas business never fails.
Get ready to empty their wallets!
C'mon, get ready!
Quickly, quickly, quickly!
In a month you can start thinking
which car you'd like to get from me...
And a wife?
It's best if you wait one
more year. OK? -OK.
Ah, haji!
Congrats!
Welcome! How is your health?
Congratulations for this
Thank you! This is for you, for you
Hey, Kico
-What's up
I did it, didn't I tell you so
Welcome Come in, come in
Good evening! Welcome!
I am happy to see you!
Good evening!
Welcome! I hope we will have a great time.
Very handsome people!
I sincerely hope we are going
to enjoy together every night!
I love you! I love you all!
Welcome! I hope we will
have fun together!
I am Madonna, and this are
Rozi and Tatyana!
Tatyana and Rozi!
Do you have a lot more to do?
-A little bit more
So, I'll go lie down.
May Allah unite us in
Paradise, inshallah!
I made the Ukrainian
one pass out!
She won't forget Kica, no
because Kica is badass!
Xhinga, you're the boss!
Mursel, one raki for me
and ask Xaja what he's drinking.
No, no! You ask Kica
what he's drinking,
because it looks like tonight
was his first time.
The chick is talking to the cock.
Who stop the music?
Play some music!
Avdil, this knife is longing for some
human stomach.
-Stay calm!
I never start things,
you know that
but if someone messes with me
Enough with this crap!
For God's sake tell me how
was that sweetheart?
Honey. Like honey, mmm.
I miss you!
-I don't!
You're mean!
When will we see each other?
I don't know. I'm not allowed to go out.
You know why.
I can come now to your yard.
No! You fool!
I'll stand down your balcony
like Romeo,
and recite poems for you
I'll call you later,
don't fall asleep
Tomorrow morning, I have
an appointment
with the school principal...
I heard the school needs
a computer teacher.
You must graduate soon.
The diploma is worthless
if you don't have
connections in the party.
Let me worry about
party connections.
You worry about
finishing the exams,
don't waste your time on the phone
with the daughter of that bastard.
Not enough money. -I don't have more.
-Ok, go!
Mursel!
Good night! Good night!
Good night boy!
Motherfucker
Congregation...
The Devil has come to our village,
may Allah help us.
Haram will be in it's peak now
since that sinner
has opened that devil's bar
and has brought
those three whores -
as meze for raki,
may Allah have mercy on us!
And where has opened this bar?
Near the graves,
near the skeleton
of our family members,
with intention to provoke us:
the living and the dead.
How can we tolerate this
shame, congregation?
Is it appropriate for a slave of
Allah to wake up
in the evening and go
home in the morning?
To spend the whole night with
music and other nonsense,
dancing with the
devil on his back,
drowning in sin with
raki and whores...
to forget about namaz
to leave his children at home
alone as orphans,
to leave the fields deserted
Aren't all these sings
of Judgment Day?
What other sings you want to see
in order to be convinced?!
Those whores that were
brought by that sinner,
may Allah break his neck yarabi
They are sent by the Devil.
Those who sit close to them,
those are closer to the Devil,
closer to the destruction,
closer to the doors of hell.
I swear to God, they say they
brought three whores at the bar!
They haven't, Inshallah!
I swear to God, if I find out
that my man
is spending our money on
whores, I'll kill him!
Don't worry; They'll have
fun one week
and then they'll grow bored.
Oh yeah? Easy for you to say
since you don't have a husband.
I won't ever have one!
Women, men are like dogs.
The moment they see a bitch,
they all go running to mount her.
Shame on them!
-May God punish them!
Taste some honey.
It's very good this year.
This is delicious.
-Yes, very delicious.
Lule, protect the honey
bee houses,
because Selki might steal
your honey for the bar.
All your work will become
food for the whores.
There's nothing worse
than that, huh?
He knows he can't
touch this garden
because I'll cut his
hand, I swear!
And what if he touches your
other garden, the dark one?
He knows what I'll do to him.
Only a bomb would solve this,
only a bomb,
to blow up the devil's bar!
Where are you going?
-I'm going to Selki's,
he has an emergency!
You're going to the whores!
Come back home,
every night like this
come back home,
I'm telling you Lemi!
Don't expect to find me home
when you return in the morning!
C'mon, shut up already, or the
neighbors will hear you.
Ill be back early, I promise.
Tatyana!
-Yes, darling!
I have big problem!
The time has come to become a man.
You know,
man, man, strong!
Because everyone is telling me
that Daut's son is
behaving like a girl.
Commes fille!
Girl, girl!
No, Daut. He is strong.
Like father, like son. Strong man.
But no, Tatyana. No.
Take off your pants!
Don't just stand there;
take off your pants.
I want the whole village to know
that Daut's son is a man.
Do you understand?
Take off your pants now!
Daut, no darling, he's very shy.
You go out, go!
Listen to me: if you fail, you better
jump out of the window.
Don't make me kill you with
my own hands!
Daut, out!
Tatyana...
My love, mon amour!
Au revoir! Au revoir!
His balloon will burst!
Did I tell you he can
see the future.
Whatever he says, happens!
Hey, I will punch your nose
-What nose, huh?
Run away, someone is coming
It is Shpresa's father!
-Yes, really, uncle Sokol!
It's my son!
-Good for him! -Thank you!
Harder!
Mursel, faster!
Boys!
Take your issues outside.
I don't want trouble here.
Xhinga, how are you?
What did you say!
-Nothing, we are fine!
This whiskey is on the house!
Gratis! As a welcome!
And for you Mr. Principal, your
"gratis" is upstairs!
As a gift for failing me in school!
Thank you, Xhinga.
Have a seat with us.
Later. I'm a little busy!
You have fun. -Thank you.
Even as a pupil he used
to be a troublemaker.
I've beaten him very often.
But I always knew he'll do
something with his life!
Today it is right to say:
who fails school,
succeeds in business! Cheers!
Please, don't fail my son,
give him a pass, give him a pass!
Xharra, leave me alone! I said no!
I'm not going against my principals!
Stop the music!
Stop the music!
Today my son became a man.
Congratulations!
-Thank you! Thank you!
The Ukrainian told me: like father,
like son; both with big balls.
Mursel, get everyone a drink on me.
This is the happiest night of my life!
Now start the music!
Are you out of your mind?
If my father sees you he'll kill you!
No one will see us.
All the village men are at the bar.
My dad is in his room sleeping.
Yes, sleeping with
a whore, probably.
Hey, don't you dear speak
like that about my father
I saw him in his car,
driving towards the bar.
I don't believe it.
Forget about it. I came
to pick you up
to take you somewhere
where we can be alone.
It's night time, you dummy,
can't you see I'm in my pajamas?
Please!
C'mon, please!
Wait here while I put my sneakers on!
My wife went raving mad.
Last night she threatened me that
if I come here once again
she'll cut my throat
while I'm asleep.
She's very tough
She's very tough
Yours shouldn't complain
I stole from my wife all of her gold
for paying my debt to Xhinga.
But I don't care, you only live once.
Oh Avdil, my friend,
before I pass away,
I want to have fun,
I want to have a blast!
My dear Selki, pleasure is bigger
than Istanbul.
Get up and have fun
Thanks for turning
her on for me, Xaja.
The money turns her on,
I make her burn.
Hey, they're fighting.
-Who is fighting who?
-Kica and Xaja.
-Get down. I want to see
Get out, you faggot!
Leave me alone!
I'm going to spill his guts
on the floor, fucking faggot
Kica, put the knife away,
or else I'll never allow you to
come in this place again!
Let that pigeon man in,
he just wants to show off.
He's harmless
Move away, let me show
myself off to him,
let me crack the stomach
of this faggot.
Kica, I will cut your throat!
Xaja, get back inside!
Kica is stronger!
-No way, Xaja is stronger!
Hey, get Xaja back inside!
-I will cut your throat!
Mursel, go back inside!
Go inside!
Kica, you know I love you
like my own brother,
but you're overdoing it!
Now give me the knife.
Give it to me!
Kica, if you give me the knife...
I'll give you the Moldavian
one for the whole night.
For how much?
-Half price.
No I don't have the money.
Better give me Xaja,
so I can spill his guts!
Xaja, you faggot,
come out, come out
Fine, fine. Ill give her
to you for free.
Now give me the knife.
If you're lying to me,
believe me
that a stomach will get
pierced tonight
Don't ask me afterwards
what happened.
When did I lie to you,
Kica, huh? Tell me?!
Now give me that knife!
Come and drink some
water otherwise
you won't get it up
drunk like this,
and you'll fall asleep
on top of the Moldavian.
Beautiful, huh?
-Yes, like in movies.
Are you cold?
What?
Are you cold?
A little.
I'll give you an A in the subject
of physical education,
and a C in mathematics.
How come a C? I want an A.
But the teacher wrote
an F with a pencil.
I'm upgrading it to a C.
Give me that pen,
I'll write an A myself.
You're not my teacher!
OK, here, write it yourself
but they'll recognize your writing,
just so you know.
Give me an A too
Give me an A too
Avdil, you won't find prettier flowers
than these neither in heaven!
Xhinga, I swear to God, when Imam
talks about heaven,
I always think of your yard.
I even told him once, in front of the
congregation at the mosque.
But he said that...
The devil knows how to trick us
through the beauties of this world,
ready to catch us -
like the fishes.
He doesn't like me,
that motherfucker.
I hear he's talking crap
about me every day;
that he wants to
ruin my business
Listen, if you bring Imam to
my bar one night,
I'll give you a big reward.
That will be difficult,
he's so stubborn
He'll soften up,
he'll soften up,
just talk to him every day,
don't stop.
You might be in bed with
all three whores.
Xhinga...
it's my dream to sleep with
all three of them at the same time!
Shame!
I was terrified when I got here.
For a second I thought
I was at the zoo.
Pupils cannot be blamed!
When the cat's away
the mice will play.
Drita, cut it out, please!
We don't have time to guess
who's to blame,
or whos'e responsible etc.
If this thing goes up to the
institutions, we are done.
My suggestion for solving
this situation is to
leave the grades as they are,
forged
let's complete this
school year as it is now,
and let this be a lesson for
us for the upcoming years.
What?
I am strongly against
this absurd proposal of yours.
I agree with Drita. Those who
have not come
to teach must be held liable.
This is shameless.
Ferat, you're always boring us
with your moralizations.
But, as not all of you agree with
my proposal here,
I suggest we all exercise our
democratic right and vote:
who is in favor and
against my proposal.
So, all those in favor of my proposal,
raise your hand.
May God forgive you
all for this crime!
So, this means that my
proposal is accepted.
Now you may go back in class.
One more thing:
None of you...
should go back to that bar again!
No one!
Have patience, we are only
few days away
from the termination of the school year.
That's all!
"THE TEAHOUSE IS CLOSED"
You pour bromine in the
food, and stirr it.
How much should we use?
Half a teaspoon is sufficient,
you can't put more as you
might poison them.
I learned this secret recipe from my
husband, my his soul be in heaven.
When he was doing his military service
he used to work in the kitchen,
and under his commander's order,
he had to prepare this
for the soldiers,
for paralyzing their thingy.
Yes, yes.
Is it dangerous?
But you have to be very careful,
the children shouldn't touch the food.
But even with their paralyzed thingy,
they will continue going to the bar.
If they can't have sex
with those whores,
then they'll drink all night.
Raki costs money.
The issue is how to stop them
from going to that devil's bar.
I have something that can solve
that problem too.
Ricinus.
-And what is that?
They won't be able to hold
anything in their stomachs.
This sounds better than
the bromine,
which might ruin the
things for us also.
I'll use the bromine, if it helps.
Let the pig explode!
When he's coming home at night,
turned on by those whores,
he's trying to persuade me into sex,
thinking I can help him out.
But I won't do it!
He has to choose,
either me or the whores!
I hope we manage to stop them.
We have to try everything,
to cook their meals with
this recipe of Zarije,
not to wash their clothes
so they stink like pigs,
to hide their wallets,
if neccessary,
disfigure them, just to
stop them somehow...
Yes, yes, otherwise they
won't get over it!
It's a good party here, Lem.
Better than inside the bar.
Yes, I see. Folk music with farts.
I think raki poisoned us.
It's not raki. This is a gift
from our wives.
They're sprinkled our
food with something.
Turn off the light!
Turn off the light!
Thank you.
-You are welcome!
Did you have the same problem?
It never happened to me before.
It sucks, motherfucker.
The wives are plotting something,
but I don't know what.
Xhinga, I feel stupid telling
you this now, but...
I know, I know.
I'll give you 10 back,
and keep another 10, because
it is not our fault.
No big deal, tomorrow they'll
be back in your pocket.
I couldn't do anything
with the Ukranian one,
she laughed at me but I
told her don't laugh
because tomorrow
I'll make you cry. Cunt!
I though Imam will
make trouble to us,
but it seems it's the women.
Our business will fail.
You never know, maybe it
will blossom even more.
The men should decide
to never eat again
at their homes, and our
business is saved.
Where should they eat then,
in the fields? Tomatoes?
At our bar.
A grill is not expensive.
Come here!
You're becoming smart.
Dear pupils, this school year completed
with great success,
despite of some problems in the end...
hmmm, but we'll deal
with those problems
once we meet again in September.
Be good children, listen
to your parents,
play and have fun
during the summer,
and don't hang around places
not suitable for children.
Congratulations on your
good grades.
Goodbye and see
you in September.
We will solve the problem
with the grades in September.
I will punish them hard!
Haji, so help you Allah, what is
going on in that bar...
no one is coming
for daily prayers.
Don't hold it against them Imam,
for you still haven't
seen those hookers,
they look like nymphs of paradise.
Like nymphs of paradise!
I swear!
When you see them with your own eyes,
you'll get convinced.
It's unlike me to go there,
I am an Imam.
The Imam should be where
his congregation are.
Yes, yes, you said it right.
Lately, I see you very rarely
with a book in your hands.
This is not good.
The admission test for the
university is approaching.
You are starting to be
kind of dreamy.
It is common for young
people to be dreamy
but not also for
people your age...
Be careful how you
talk to your father.
Let him be careful about what
he says and what he does.
He entered the
puberty in old age.
Get up, quick!
Shpresa, Shpresa!
Leave her; she'll get over it,
we've spoiled her, now we
should deal with her.
I can't understand what's
going on with her,
why is she so full of rage.
You don't understand?!
Don't play naive, please.
Hey, where are you going?
Stop!
Go away!
What are you talking about?
You can spend the whole
night with your whores!
Your job is to go to school,
and not...
You have no right to tell me
what to do with my life.
Man, can't you get it in your head?
No, it's impossible!
Take the sheep away from here!
Do you know how much
two sheep costs?
I'm giving them to you for free!
I'll take them away once
I'm done inside.
No way! Take the sheep home,
and once you take a bath
and make some money,
you can come back.
Listen to me, brother,
listen to me,
I don't want to come
to your house,
but to your bar,
like everyone else.
Have mercy, let me go
in just once
and I'll never come back.
I give you my word.
It's out of the question,
how many times do I
have to tell you!
Motherfu, sheep are
after whores too.
Are you the Mayor's driver?
-Yes!
Go, please, and take care of his car
before the sheep scratch it!
Don't worry.
It's a state car.
So what! Come inside.
The Mayor is having a blast.
Two sheep and one lamb?
-No! It's over! I said NO!
Three sheep?
Shpresa!
-What now?!
No, no, no. Tatyana will not
accept that. I can't!
What is the problem?
She says she doesn't accept.
She's too scared.
Oh c'mon, as if it will be her first time.
Tell her to go in, finish her job.
Don't make me push her
inside against her will.
Do you understand? -I understand.
I have special guests tonight.
Calm down, I'll take care of this.
Go in the other room.
Thank you honey!
Careful, your head!
You're spoiling them.
Let this be the first and the
last time they behave like this.
Is that clear?
-Yes, ok.
Go finish it quickly because
the clients want music.
Ok, honey!
Get up.
Get up. Let's see
where the problem is!
My dear, you do have
a special problem.
Let's find out what are the
consequences of this problem.
You probably never saw fools
like this in your teahouse.
He seems to be made especially for
taking care of sheep, as he has ram's balls.
Bless him! He's good!
He's just tickling her,
this is nothing.
Oh, oh, oh, oh... he's killing her.
Oh, oh, oh.
Do you know how much!
-Yes, I know!
-Do you know how difficult!
-Yes, I know!
-You know my ass!
-What?
Everything I have done,
it was for the people
Are we there yet?
Give me a raki.
You've finished what
you came here for,
now get out of here,
as we agreed.
Yes, yes. After I've
had a shot of raki.
Fill it up!
My raki is on her!
Wise men said:
"pleasure brings poverty at your doorstep".
Xinga...
You are doing a fantastic job.
What's happening?
So help me Allah, I will not
wash the corpse
of the one who just got killed.
What has gotten into you,
for Allah's sake?
Where are you going?
To the mosque!
God forbid!
They've abandoned God's path!
May God punish them.
Wake up congregation!
Wake up!
Wake up and pray to
Allah for forgiveness
Wake up you sinners,
you scoundrels
Oh you who are tricked
by the devil's servant,
with alcohol and whores
oh you who are firing
guns before the prayers,
terrifying our wives
and children,
be aware that the punishment
of Allah might delay,
but it will come for sure
Didn't we learn anything at all
from the punishment Allah has sent
unexpectedly to the sinners
in the time of prophet Noah,
prophet Lot and prophet Moses
the punishment came to
these people unexpectedly,
in a night like this one
That's how it will come to us,
because the men of this
village are in deep shit,
may Allah punish you!
Do you think you can escape
Allah's punishment
come to morning prayer,
congregation, come and ask Allah
for forgiveness
come before it is too late!
It's raining it's raining!
There is no rain today honey;
the sun is burning.
It's raining; it's raining...
Dear God, watch my son.
Let's go.
My congregation forsook me.
O Allah, give me strength to resist
the temptation of sinning,
because I have grown very weak.
I have enough pain afte my son's death,
please spare me from
another temptation!
Guide me, oh Allah!
Give me a sign that You
are listening to my prayer!
Allah!
Allah!
Do you know where
the old man went?
An hour ago, he dressed
up in white suit and left.
He didn't tell me where
he was going.
Do you have any money, coins,
because I have none...
Look up in my blue sweater,
in the drawer, left pocket.
What did you say, he went out dressed
in a white suit?! -Yes.
-That old fucker...
Mursel,
fill this with energy drink
and give it to Kica's old man.
Ah, no, no!
Mursel, Mursel!
I swear we'll soon have nothing.
I'm up to here in debt
in the village shop.
Zarija's recipe has
done only harm to us!
Now they won't
even eat at home!
We spent all that money
at the hairdressers
thinking that our husbands will
notice us and they stop going to that bar,
but even if we had
a star on our forehead,
it would all be in vain.
The whores have blinded them.
Honey, these whores
can just eat you shit!
Miradije, shut your mouth please!
God made us weaker.
We cannot stop them, what to do!
Weaker? I swear, I only feel
sorry for the son,
otherwise I'd hang myself!
I'd go now to the bar
and stick this
in each and every
one of them, one by one!
Stop touching me!
Miradije, you are not
funny anymore!
We didn't do anything,
we waited for you to come,
to avoid any possible
misunderstanding.
What happened?
-Please, come with me.
Lower the body of the dead
into his eternal residence,
may Allah have mercy upon him!
Cover his shame with soil, quick!
I don't know what's
wrong with him.
He's worrying me a lot.
He's speaking about things
that are about to happen,
a minute before they happen.
Before all that rain fell,
he exclaimed mom, it's raining,
and not a minute passed
and rain started pouring.
He sits in the yard and says
chicken is falling in the well,
and after a minute,
a chicken falls into the well.
May Allah help him...
and keep evil away from him.
Put this lucky charm under his pillow.
Every night, before he goes to bed,
sing this prayer.
If he doesn't get better in a week,
bring him back to me.
Now drink your coffee
before it gets cold.
It's easier with kids.
How to deal with grown ups?
Imam is going mad,
every day he's locking
himself in the barn.
He won't allow anyone inside
to see what he's doing.
When I ask him, he just says:
Allah will drown the village,
like in prophet Noah's time.
It can't get worse than this. The men are
spending all their time at the bar.
We tried everything we could
to stop them, but nothing worked.
They say...
in order to kill the snake,
you must cut its head.
As long as you attack it's tail,
you won't get anything done.
In order to cut the
snake's head means
we must go and kill
that devil Xhinga.
No, no.
This snake has hidden
his head inside the bar.
You must go there and cut it.
Aha,
Aha, aha
I understand.
Allah, bless me with
profet Noah's gift.
I'm sensing that
Judgment Day is near.
Hello!
- Hello!
Imam's wife has just arrived
with another veiled woman.
Where is the Imam?
After evening prayers, he went
home and did not go out.
I left my son watching by his house.
Very well, haji. Let me know if
something strange happens.
Your tip awaits you tomorrow.
-Deal.
Talk to you later.
Grab this devil!
Woman, make room!
Hana, open the door!
Tie him and put
him in the henhouse.
Don't rush!
Push, push!
Now we can freely talk
why we have summoned you.
Imam's wife is with us,
and thank God that Imam,
knowing our problem,
has also come. Imam!
Honored sisters,
I apologize for showing up
in this state.
It's never been harder
for me in my life
I hope Allah will forgive me
because I'm doing all of
this for a good cause.
Pardon us, Imam!
As you know well, the men
have taken the devil's path.
I've done my best to stop them,
my patience is at it's end,
and nobody listens to me.
You still got us, Imam.
We are listening to you.
Yes, Yes.
-Thank you.
Thank God that you,
women, still got faith.
You've got nothing to lose,
so you must organize
yourselves to stop the men,
because they're up to their throats
with infidelity, and they're not stopping.
You have my blessing, and Allah will not
spare his help for supporting you.
The time has come for action,
before it's too late,
before great God destroys us all.
We've tried everything,
but nothing can stop them.
The whores have
possessed their minds.
When good will doesn't
work anymore, force will.
Great Allah allows war when
it's purpose is to stop a great evil.
Do you understand?
-Yes, Yes!
I apologize Imam
for interrupting you,
but we understood what
you're trying to say!
Women!
It's been quite some time since
our men have gone crazy,
they behave like they don't have
homes, wives, children...
We are left like widows...
It's best for you
to become widows
who needs men, anyways,
nothing good ever came out of them
Miradije, for God's sake,
it's not the place for jokes, so shut up
Where was I...
No, I hope we are not
left without husbands,
because a home with
no host gets ruined!
I just can't figure out...
what those whores have
that we don't have?!
Maybe theirs is gilded!
Maybe those whore's
thing is gilded,
but our husbands' isn't,
at least we are
sure about that!
It's best to choose the words.
I apologize Imam,
but my bitter heart
is tainting my mouth as well.
I propose to go to
that devil's bar,
take out those
whores and...
and grab their hairs and drag
them to the ground!
I say we should burn
them with gasoline!
We should hang
those dirty whores!
They deserve to be flayed alive!
They stole gold and money from us,
because of them our children
will have no food to eat.
Because of the stupidities
of our husbands,
I lost my son and Lindita
lost her daughter.
Only God knows where
they are right now.
We must stop the men,
we must let them know
that we also have
the right to decide.
We are mothers.
Yes. Yes. Our children are
the light of our eyes,
but because of those whores,
they're like orphans.
We've been patient enough.
We've allowed our husbands
to drag us by our horns,
as if we're animals and not human.
Women, let us grab weapons
and depart at once...
we have tolerated them enough.
May Allah bless you!
May this business
terminate tonight!
Good evening!
Revolution!
C'mon, Avdil, pick it up!
Here is the devil's bar,
may God punish them!
Once we enter,
we must stick together.
We should not fear our husbands.
We should not become weak.
I swear, as I feel my
blood boiling,
I will kill the bastard tonight.
The judgment day is here!
Imam was right!
The judgement day!
What is happening?
Quickly, get dressed, quickly!
Quickly, get dressed.
Daut, shame one you!
-Fatime!
Are you having fun, huh?
May God destroy you!
Where did you hide
the whores? Where?
Where are the whores?
Where are they?
Lule, go home before
I kill you in front of everyone.
You better kill me than
embarrass me like you did.
May God destroy you!
Are you aware you left
your kids at home?
Enough, shut it!
What's happening Xhinga?
How can you do this to me?
I loved you so much.
Arjeta, let's not talk about these
things here. We'll talk once we go home.
-What home?
This place has been
your home for a month now.
You spend more time with
the whores than with me.
Daut, where are the whores?
Where did you hide them?
-Fatime, I will cut your throat!
Leave the whores alone.
They're not guilty for any of this.
Xharra, where are the whores!
Tell me or, I swear, I'll kick you out!
Tell me for the sake of the
baby I'm carrying in my belly.
In the second floor!
You're such a lousy man!
Let us go. We're not
leaving without
finishing off the dirty whores.
Sokol!
Sabit!
Fuck, my wife is here too.
-And mine?
I think all the wives of
the world are here.
Leave me alone; I've got other
things in my mind now.
C'mon, we can make a rope with sheet.
Let's go before they get here.
Make a wall, push them away.
If they get away, I'm gonna
cut your head off,
I swear on my son!
Women, push!
-You go first. -No, you go first
-Thank you.
Wait a minute!
Congratulations for the daughter!
Congratulations to both of us
and may our houses be
full of grandchildren.
Xhinga, c'mon man,
we're getting tired. Xhinga!
Selki is calling. Selki.
C'mon now, don't be afraid!
Mursel, you walk ahead of us,
and open the way.
Hold! Be careful!
This way! No, this way!
Careful, that's my wife here.
Don't start quarrelling
with each other now.
Push the women away and
open the way to the door.
Don't touch them, because
God has already killed them.
Let them leave.
Enter, quick, quick...
The bar is on fire!
You see, this is why
our husbands
love the whores more than us!
Arjeta! Arjeta,
I'm sorry!
Don't talk to me!
I don't ever want to see you!
Women, what should we do now?
Now we go back home...
Miradije, please!
No, we are not going back home
until we burn down
this bloody bar,
because if we leave it
like this, someday,
they might bring those
dirty whores back again.
Hey, stop it with the foolishness,
enough for tonight!
Enough for tonight?
Enough for tonight?
It's not enough!
It will be enough once
this devil's bar is
turned to ashes.
Let's burn down the bar
even if we burn the women
and the men together.
Fatime! -Stop! Hey, stop!
Don't do that!
Lule, enough for tonight!
Do you hear me?
Lule!
Out! Everyone out, quickly!
Fuck this shithole, burn it!
Congratulations then!
Congratulations!
Run, run
What happened?
Let's go there!
Oh! I will miss this bar.
I will miss you too.
This bar had a big name!
It's smoke is also big.
There will be no more fun
living in this village, Kica.
Hm, the village without the bar
will be like a house without a well.
Tomorrow the teahouse
will be opened again!
Yes, tomorrow the
teahouse will be opened!
Congratulations!
-Thank you!
Let's go!
Mom!
-Sweetheart, honey!
Why did you run away? Why?
It is time to invest
in this village!
To build one big
casino!
Suck my balls!
THE END