Anabolic Life (2017) Movie Script
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I MEAN, IT'S SAD
THAT NOT A DAY GOES BY
WHERE WE DON'T STAND
IN FRONT OF A MIRROR
AND PASS JUDGMENON OUR OWN SELF-IMAGE,
CONSTANTLY ANALYZING
OUR OWN REFLECTION,
DESPERATELY WANTING
TO CHANGE WHO WE ARE.
YOU KNOW IT STARTS
WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG,
AND YOU GET INFLUENCED,
AND THAT INFLUENCE,
IT STICKS WITH YOU
YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING
OVER THERE ALL BY HIMSELF?
WHY DOESN'T HE JOIN
THE OTHER KIDS?
WHAT THE HELL'S
HE DOING?
THE JERSEY'S
WAY TOO BIG ON HIM.
ADAM, HONEY, PEOPLE
ARE WAITING BEHIND YOU.
JUST PUT YOUR FEET ON THE...
DON'T STAND ON THE LEDGE.
JUST CONCENTRATE
FOR TWO SECONDS.
NO, JUST... COME ON!
JESUS CHRIST.
MY PARENTS WERE STRICT.
I HAD NO CONFIDENCE
GROWING UP.
I NEVER EVEN HAD A GIRLFRIEND
OR WENT TO A SCHOOL DANCE
OR EVEN HELD A GIRL'S HAND
BECAUSE I WAS TOO INSECURE.
YOU KNOW, ALL THAT STUFF
MATTERS WHEN YOU'RE A KID.
- SHOW ME HOW HAPPY YOU ARE...
- HOW HAPPY YOU ARE...
SOCIETY TELLS US
TO BE HAPPY,
LOVE OURSELVES,
BUT THEN HANDS US
A MILLION REASONS NOT TO.
YOU'RE TOO FAT.
YOU'RE TOO SKINNY
OR TOO UGLY.
TOO BROKE.
YOUR TEETH
AREN'T WHITE ENOUGH.
YOU DON'T HAVE
THE RIGHT CAR,
THE RIGHT HOUSE.
YOUR DICK'S TOO SMALL,
AND YOUR HEAD'S TOO BIG.
I WISH I COULD JUST TAKE
A BREAK FROM IT ALL.
THE COMPARISON TO OTHERS,
WISHING I COULD BE SOMEONE ELSE,
INSTEAD OF ACCEPTING
WHAT I ALREADY HAVE,
LIKE THIS UNFINISHED HOUSE.
I'VE GOT A FIANCE WHO'S
WAY TOO GOOD FOR ME.
I JUST FEEL LIKE
I'M IN OVER MY HEAD.
I'M NOT HAPPY WITH THE WAY
I LOOK, OR THE WAY I FEEL.
I CAN'T EVEN RELATE
TO THE PERSON
I'M STARING AT ANYMORE,
AND EVERYWHERE I GO,
THERE I AM,
STANDING IN
MY OWN FUCKING WAY.
SOMETHING'S GOTTA CHANGE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME,
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
IT JUST GOT TO A POINT WHERE I
WAS PUTTING VODKA IN MY CHEERIOS.
MR. STENSON.
DID YOU GET MY NOTE?
YES, SIR, I SURE DID.
SO YOU REMEMBERED
TO CLOCK IN THIS MORNING?
YES, SIR,
I SURE DID.
GOOD, GOOD, WELL, LET'S... LET'S
HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
YES, SIR.
I SURE DID.
"YES, SIR,
I... I SURE DID."
THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL YOU GOTO BRING TO THE PARTY?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THIS IS A PHONE JOB,
NOT A FUN JOB,
WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE TO DO
SOME DIALING AND TALKING
IN ORDER TO BECOME
SUCCESSFUL.
YOU... YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT,
DON'T YOU?
OKAY. WELL, THAT'S A BIG
FIRST STEP, DON'T YOU THINK?
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
WHAT IS IIN THE UNIVERSE
THAT THE MORE YOU TAKE
AWAY FROM IT,
THE BIGGER IT GETS?
A HOLE.
YOU KEEP DIGGING.
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU WANTO START FUCKING DIALING.
OKAY?
START FUCKING DIALING.
HEAVENLY FATHER,
WE THANK YOU FOR THIS BOUNTY.
WE THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD
WE ARE ABOUT TO PARTAKE,
AND THOSE WHO SERVE IT.
WE THANK YOU, LORD,
FOR ADAM AND SARA
TO BEING HERE
WITH US TONIGHT,
AND WE ASK YOU TO BLESS THEM
IN THEIR NUPTIALS COMING UP,
AND WE ASK YOU TO,
MAYBE, HELP ADAM
ACTUALLY GET HIS HOUSE DONE
BEFORE THE WEDDING.
IN YOUR NAME, AMEN.
WELL, JOKE'S THERE,
YOU KNOW?
YOU GOTTA TAKE IT.
THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
WELL, THANK YOU, HON,
IT IS STORE BOUGHT,
'CAUSE I CAN'T COOK FOR SHIT,
AND I NEVER COULD.
YEAH. WHY DO YOU
THINK I'M SO SKINNY?
ADAM.
IT'S BETTER THAN BEING FAT,
THOUGH, RIGHT?
I ALWAYS TOLD THE BOY
TO EAT MORE.
I SAID IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN
GROWING UP, DIDN'T I?
FROM THE TIME HE WAS A TODDLER,
HE SHOULD HAVE EATEN MORE.
HUH?
ADAM, YOU WERE JUSREALLY PICKY AS A CHILD.
I... I REALLY WASN'THAT PICKY, MOM.
WELL, I DID MY BEST.
WE'RE A PICKY FAMILY.
MIGHT AS WELL KIND OF KNOW
THAT COMING IN, RIGHT?
WELL, I AM, LIKE,
BEYOND EXHAUSTED.
ARE YOU HUNGRY, ADAM?
I'M STARVING.
THAT FOOD...
I MEAN, I KNOW YOUR MOM MEANWELL, BUT IT WAS DISGUSTING.
WHEN DID YOU STARDRINKING WHOLE MILK?
IT TASTES LIKE CREAM.
STOP.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
HMM?
OKAY, ADAM, CLEARLY
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
THERE'S NOTHING...
OKAY?
I'M NOT JUST GONNA SIT HERE
AND TALK TO MYSELF ALL NIGHT,
BECAUSE THAT ARGUMENTHAT WE HAD AT DINNER...
I REALLY DON'T WANNA
DO IT NOW.
DO YOU THINK I WOULD LOOK
BETTER IF I PUT SOME MUSCLE ON?
I DON'T KNOW, ADAM.
I DON'T KNOW.
ANYBODY WOULD LOOK BETTER.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- TO THE GYM.
YOU DON'T HAVE
A GYM MEMBERSHIP, ADAM.
YOU DO.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE SPOILING
YOURSELF WITH CHEMICALS
THAT YOU'RE
NOT EVEN AWARE OF,
AND IT'S JUST A LOBETTER FOR YOUR BODY.
WHAT DO YOU WANTO DO THIS WEEKEND?
UM, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
WE COULD GO... A MOVIE?
- OKAY.
- OKAY.
I HAVEN'T SEEN
A MOVIE IN A WHILE.
HERE YOU GO.
YOUR FAVORITE.
- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
HOW WAS THE GYM
LAST NIGHT?
- IT WAS GOOD.
- YEAH?
GOOD.
DO YOU WANNA TALK
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED?
NO, I MEAN, MAYBE WE COULD
TALK ABOUT IT LATER?
OKAY.
I THINK WE SHOULD, THOUGH.
DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU
SOMETHING ELSE?
I HAVE FRENCH TOASIF YOU WANT IT.
NO, I'M JUST NOREALLY HUNGRY, I MEAN...
- SORRY.
- IT'S OKAY.
- HAVE A GOOD DAY.
- THANKS.
- BYE, I LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU, TOO.
"MAKE YOUR OWN EPHEDRA."
"20 TIPS FOR BUILDING
BIGGER MUSCLES."
"FOUR WAYS TO GEFREAKING HUGE..."
"IN EIGHT WEEKS."
OKAY.
HOW TO GET A ROCK HARD
BONER IN THREE DAYS.
JESUS.
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
I GET IT, DUDE, YOU WANNA
PUT ON SOME MUSCLE.
EAT PROTEIN.
I'VE NEVER WORKED OUA DAY IN MY LIFE.
I'M NATURALLY BLESSED.
- SO, YEAH.
- YEAH.
YEP.
HEY, SIR.
DO YOU KNOW THE REASON WHY
NEITHER ONE OF YOU IDIOTS
EVER GETS FUCKING LAID?
BECAUSE OF THE WAY
YOU LOOK.
WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS,
THE DANNY BONADUCE LINE
AT JC PENNEYS?
CAUSE IT'S A LOOK,
BELIEVE ME, IT WORKS
FOR YOU, MY FRIEND.
NOW YOU... WHAT'S YOUR
FUCKING DEAL HERE?
WHAT'S WITH
THE FUCKING BEARD?
THIS IS SOME HOMAGE
TO ABRAHAM LINCOLN?
ABRAHAM LINCOLN HAD
A MUCH LONGER BEARD, SIR,
SO CAN'T REALLY
BE AN HOMAGE.
YOU'RE AN EXPERON LINCOLN, ARE YOU?
OH, GREAT. I KNOW A LITTLE
BIT ABOUT HIM MYSELF.
TELL ME SOMETHING,
WHAT'S THE SIGNIFICANCE
OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S HANDS
IN THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL?
THE SIGNIFICANCE
OF HIS HANDS, MY FRIEND,
ARE THE FACTHAT DANIEL FRENCH,
THE SCULPTOR, DID HIS
HOMEWORK ON LINCOLN,
LINCOLN WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENTO ACKNOWLEDGE A NEED
FOR FEDERAL FUNDING
FOR THE DEAF.
SO HE SHAPED HIS HANDS
IN HIS INITIALS,
IN SIGN LANGUAGE, A.L.,
THAT, OF COURSE, I'M SURE YOU
CAN FIND SOMEWHERE ONLINE.
YOU JUST MUST HAVE
MISSED THAT CHAPTER.
- YEAH.
- IT'S A BLACK MERCEDES.
I BELIEVE YOU KNOW
WHERE IT'S PARKED.
LAST TIME IT HAD A REAL
VANILLA FUNKY SMELL TO IT.
LET'S GO WITH SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE FRUITY, SHALL WE?
- YOU HAVE IT.
- YEAH, I GOT YOU.
WHAT A FUCKING
PSYCHOPATH, HUH?
ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE BACK.
- LUNCH? HUH?
- LUNCH.
- OKAY.
- SEE YA.
- I'LL BE BACK.
- OKAY.
IS THAT YOUR LUNCH?
YEAH, I'M NOREALLY HUNGRY.
HOW YOU GONNA GET BIG
IF YOU DON'T EAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PLACE
JUST RUINS MY APPETITE.
DO YOU WANT SOME SALAD?
NO.
MY MOM MADE IT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MOVED
BACK IN WITH YOUR MOM.
I DIDN'T MOVE
BACK IN WITH MY MOM.
I'M TEMPORARILY
STAYING THERE, DICKMUNCH.
LOOK, IF YOU WANNA
GET SHREDDED,
YOU GOTTA EALIKE A LION.
LIONS EAT RED MEAT, IDIOT.
NOT ALL OF THEM.
YES, ALL OF THEM.
WELL, YOU LOOK
REAL GOOD, BRO.
YEAH, MAN, I GOTHE NATIONALS COMING UP.
- HOW MANY WEEKS UP?
- 12 WEEKS, MAYBE.
12 WEEKS. I GOTTA GET READY.
IT'S TIME TO STEP IT UP.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- I GOT YOU. WHAT YOU LOOKING TO GET?
- THE USUAL MAN, YOU TELL ME.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, SHIT, MAN.
YOU CAN DRY OUT.
YEAH, EXACTLY.
TURN AROUND,
LET ME SEE YOUR BACK.
OH, NICE,
GOT YOUR DELTS COMING IN.
COOL, COOL, COOL, COOL.
LET ME SEE THAT MID-SECTION.
OKAY, YEAH,
THAT'S FINE.
- IT'S TIME WE GO AHEAD AND GET IT UP.
- SWELL IT UP.
SHIT, YOU READY TO BLAST OFF?
HERE'S WHAT I GOT, MAN.
LET ME KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU GOGOING, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
- THANK YOU, YEAH.
- AND THEN WE CAN GO AHEAD AND GET IT CRACKING,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
ARE YOU STILL TOO SKINNY?
GO TO WEIGHTGAINMETHOD.COM
AND GET ACCESS
TO A COMPLETE
STEP-BY-STEP PLAN
FOR GAINING WEIGHAND BUILDING MUSCLE,
FAST.
UM, MR. LOUIS?
UM, MR. LOUIS?
NICE JOB.
PICK IT UP, PLEASE.
THE PHONE.
NO, HE SMELL LIKE OLD MEAT.
YEAH, I KNOW.
IT WAS PRETTY...
- UH-HUH, JUST 19.95.
- GOOD WORK.
WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD
AND GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD?
NO, MISS, YOU HAVE MY WORD,
I WAS A BOY SCOUT.
- YEAH, I, NO, I KNOW THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER...
- PST.
BUT I'M JUST SAYING, IT'LL
CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
- 15?
- GOOD MORNING.
- HEY, MORNING.
- MORNING.
- HOW'S IT GOING?
- GOOD.
NORMAL DAY.
AT WORK.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY,
BIG NOSE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY!
- OH, HO, THANKS!
- YEAH, SORRY, MAN.
YEAH, SORRY.
- YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE.
- WHAT?
- THAT WHINES AND CRIES ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
- YEAH, I AM.
HEY, YOU COMING TONIGHT?
THE BAR?
WE'RE GONNA GET WASTED.
BAR TO GET WASTED.
CAN'T WAIT.
GREAT! GUESS WHAT? MY MOM PACKED
YOU A PIECE OF BIRTHDAY CAKE.
HUH?
BETTER EAT IT!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
- I'LL EAT IT.
- SEE YOU AT LUNCH.
SEE YOU, MAN.
- HEY.
- YOU'RE LATE, MAN.
HEY, I'M SORRY.
HOW'S EVERYTHING?
ALL RIGHT, CHEERS, GUYS.
CHEERS!
LET'S GO GET MORE, HUH?
OH, MY GOD! YES!
- WHOO!
- YEAH!
- NINE MORE.
- YEAH!
- HEY.
- WHOA.
UH, THIS IS ONE
PERSON ONLY, MAN.
WHOA.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU GOT STAGE FRIGHT?
WHOO!
SEE YOU OUT THERE.
I WANNA GO TO KARAOKE.
OH, YOU'RE KIDDING!
HEY, HEY!
EXCUSE YOU.
WHO ARE YOU?
WHOO!
WELCOME TO MY PARTY.
IT'S NOT COOL.
WELCOME TO MY FUCKING BAR,
- HUH?
- YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
I RUN THIS SHOW.
YOU HAVE STAGE FRIGHT, BRO?
HEY!
BRO, WHAT'S UP
WITH THE LIMP?
HEY, ETHAN.
YIKES. WHOA, DUDE,
YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
JUST HAD SEX WITH A TURD.
NICE ONE.
I'M FINE.
JESUS.
YOU LOOK HORRIBLE.
ARE YOU ILL?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PAL,
YOU BETTER NOT GET ME SICK.
YOU GET ME SICK
AND I WILL KILL YOU,
AND THEN I WILL
FUCKING FIRE YOU.
YOU PROBABLY SHOULD FIRE HIM
FIRST, AND THEN KILL HIM.
YEAH, I'M NOT EVEN SICK, SIR,
I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO WORK.
- WHY IS THAT?
- BECAUSE YOU CAN'T... YOU CAN'T FIRE HIM...
YOU CAN'T KILL HIM,
AND THEN FIRE HIM.
NO, I THINK YOU'RE WRONG.
IF I HAVE A GALLON OF GASOLINE
THAT I DUMP OVER HIS FUCKING
HEAD AND THEN IGNITE IT,
- I COULD DO JUST THAT, COULDN'T I?
- YEAH.
CHECK, PLEASE. GO. LET'S GO. OUT!
OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET THE
REST OF THESE PEOPLE INFECTED.
- IT'LL BE COUNTED AS A SICK DAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
FEEL BETTER. YOU KNOW,
I THINK IT'S GOING AROUND.
I WOKE UP TODAY, I HAVE A
LITTLE CONGESTION MYSELF, SIR.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GOING AROUND?
ASSHOLEISM.
I THINK YOU'VE CAUGHT A VERY,
VERY, VERY, SEVERE CASE OF IT.
COME WITH ME.
HOW YOU FEELING?
NOT GREAT,
BUT I'LL LIVE.
BUT YOU'RE GOING TO THE GYM?
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I FIGURE I'LL
SWEAT OUT WHATEVER THIS FLU IS.
I HEAR RESTING WORKS, TOO.
HEY, HEY, BUDDY.
EXCUSE ME,
I'LL GET THE DOCTOR.
YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL.
YOU HAD SOME KIND
OF ACCIDENT.
- WHAT DID YOU DO, ADAM?
- OKAY, GOOD, MR. STENSON. YOU'RE AWAKE.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
HEAD IS KILLING ME.
BECAUSE YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS
FOR SO LONG WE'RE GONNA
KEEP YOU FOR AN EXTRA NIGHT,
JUST TO BE SAFE.
I SHOULD FINISH
HIS CHECK UP.
I'M GONNA NEED A QUICK
FEW MINUTES ALONE WITH ADAM,
IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT?
SURE.
ARE YOU WARM ENOUGH?
YEAH.
SORRY.
- WON'T BE LONG.
- THANK YOU.
DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOLLECTION
OF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
NO, NOT REALLY.
I WAS...
I WAS AT HOME
AND, UM, I DON'T...
YOU FAINTED. IT WAS THE
RESULT OF HAVING A HIGH FEVER.
THE HIGH FEVER WAS CAUSED
BY AN INFECTION
IN YOUR RIGHGLUTEUS MINOR.
THAT'S YOUR RIGHBUTT CHEEK.
THAT TYPE OF INFECTION
IS ALSO CALLED AN ABSCESS.
WE USUALLY SEE THAT IN SOMEONE
WHO'S INJECTED THEMSELVES
WITH A DIRTY NEEDLE.
ADAM, PLEASE, HEY,
HEY, LOOK AT ME.
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
LOOK AT ME.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
- LOOK AT ME.
- WHAT?!
WHAT THE FUCK
IS GOING ON?
HUH? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
SHIT EVERYWHERE, ADAM?
YOU'VE BEEN
SHOOTING STEROIDS.
YOUR WIFE TOLD US.
SHE ALSO COVERED FOR YOU,
WHICH IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, BUI THOUGHT I'D KEEP THIS DISCREET.
YOU COULD HAVE DIED.
LISTEN, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU
HAVE A WONDERFUL FAMILY,
I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU
IN THIS HOSPITAL AGAIN.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
YES, SIR.
OKAY, GOOD.
WELL, ENJOY THE VISIWITH YOUR FAMILY,
AND TRY AND GET SOME REST.
THEY CAN TAKE YOU HOME
IN THE MORNING.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT TO SAY TO YOU.
I DON'T.
I KNEW THAT YOU HAD TO LEARN
YOUR FUCKING LESSON,
BUT ADAM, WHAT THE FUCK
WERE YOU THINKING, HUH?
WHAT THE FUCK
WERE YOU THINKING?
WHAT ABOUT ME?
WHAT ABOUT ME, ADAM?
WHAT ABOUYOUR FUCKING FAMILY?
YOU, YOU SCARED
THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
YOU DID, AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE THINKING,
I DON'T, ADAM.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T SAY ANYTHING,
BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE
THAT THERE'S ANYTHING TO SAY.
YOU ARE DONE.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
YOU ARE DONE
WITH ALL OF THAT SHIT,
AND WE ARE TOGETHER
GONNA GO HOME,
AND WE'RE GONNA GO
HAVE A NORMAL LIFE
LIKE TWO FUCKING
NORMAL PEOPLE.
OKAY?
AND THAT'S THE THING.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
OKAY?
BY THE WAY, I THREW AWAY ALL OF
THAT SHIT OF YOURS LAST NIGHT.
THE CONSCIOUS MIND
IS A CRITICAL MIND,
AND IT'S A MIND
THAT IS RIGHT NOW,
AND IT'S DECIDING WHETHER WHAT I'M
TELLING YOU IS RIGHT FOR YOU OR NOT,
BUT THE SUBCONSCIOUS MIND IS TOTALLY
NON-CRITICAL, NON-JUDGMENTAL,
AND IT'S WHERE YOU'LL SET GOOD,
POSITIVE AND POWERFUL SUGGESTIONS.
SO YOU LIKE
THAT PROFILE PICTURE?
YEAH, NO, NO,
I JUST PUT THAT ONE UP.
YEAH, AH, NO,
I LOVE PUPPIES, YEAH.
NO, I DON'T, I DON'T.
I LIVE WITH MY MOM, AND SHE...
SHE DOESN'T LET ME
HAVE ANY DOGS, BUT...
OTHERWISE I'D HAVE PROBABLY,
LIKE, SO MANY DOGS, YEAH,
BUT PUPPIES.
YEAH, YEAH.
OH, DUDE, YOU SCARED...
BRO, I HAVE PHONE SEX
WITH THIS GIRL
EVERY DAY.
I AM NOT EVEN GONNA
ASK ABOUT THAT.
MAN, DUDE, THIS GIRL,
I'M TELLING YOU, KILLER.
- KILLER.
- COOL.
BRAZILIAN.
I MEAN, SHE'S NOT,
BUT SHE LOOKS BRAZILIAN.
HEY, WELCOME BACK.
WE'VE MISSED YOU.
MR. LOUIS HAS BEEN
CIRCLING YOUR DESK.
- I THINK HE MISSED YOU.
- DUDE, THAT'S WEIRD.
BOYS, YOU DO REALIZE
THAT WE'RE A TEAM.
WE'RE A TEAM. ALL OF US ARE
COMPONENTS OF THIS GREAT TEAM.
WHAT I CAN'FIGURE OUT THOUGH IS,
WHO'S IN WHAT POSITION
OF THE BATTERY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BATTERY
IS IN BASEBALL, RIGHT?
THE BATTERY?
- NO.
- THE BATTERY IS YOUR PITCHER, YOUR CATCHER.
UP UNTIL THIS MOMENT,
I COULDN'T FIGURE OUWHO IS THE PITCHER,
AND WHO IS THE CATCHER,
BECAUSE IN MY OPINION,
YOU'RE BOTH FUCKING CATCHERS.
SEE, I'M ON THE HILL HERE, AND I'M
THROWING STRAIGHT FUCKING HEAT,
AND THAT HEAT IS BEING
TAKEN BY THE CATCHER
RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING ASS,
AND IT SMELLS LIKE SHIBACK HERE RIGHT NOW, PAL.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
- MM-HMM.
OKAY. SO STOP SIGNALING
FOR THE CURVE BALL,
WHEN YOU KNOW I WANTHE FUCKING HEAT.
WOW.
HE MISSED YOU.
GET BACK TO WORK.
SEE YOU.
STOP BEING A BABY.
- MMM, YOU READY?
- NO.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
OH. THAT DIDN'T HURT.
- YOU'RE SUCH A BABY.
- I KNOW, OOH.
COME ON,
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
IT ACTUALLY REALLY ISN'T THAT BAD.
IT'S HEALING.
- YEAH?
- YEAH, IT LOOKS GOOD.
I THINK I'M GONNA
GO BACK TO THE GYM SOON.
- SOON?
- LIKE TONIGHT.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- NO, I FEEL GOOD.
- NO.
- IT WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
YOU FEEL GOOD?
YOU CAN'T EVEN SIT DOWN.
- I CAN SIT.
- YOU CAN'T GO TO THE GYM.
- YES.
- UH, NO.
- THE DOCTOR SAID, YOU KNOW...
- THE DOCTOR SAID...
IF I CALLED
YOUR DOCTOR RIGHT NOW,
WOULD HE SAY THAT YOU
SHOULD GO TO THE GYM?
- YES.
- I DON'T THINK SO. STOP IT.
OH, SHIT!
I GOT YOU, MAN, A SPOT, G.
COME ON, MAN, PUSH!
- IT'S 95 POUNDS, NIGGA, PUSH!
- I CAN'T.
AH!
GET YOUR ASS UP.
YOU HAVE TO BE MORE
CAREFUL, ASSHOLE.
GET UP.
PATHETIC.
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN SEEING
YOU HERE A LOT LATELY, MAN.
YOU'VE BEEN HITTING
THAT SHIT PRETTY HARD.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? SHOWING
UP IS ONLY PART OF THE JOB.
IT'S ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK
YOU DO ONCE YOU GET HERE.
SEE, YOU REMIND ME
OF MYSELF.
I USED TO BUST MY ASS, MAN,
AND NO GAINS.
DAY IN, DAY FUCKING OUT.
WELL, GUESS WHAT?
ALL THAT CHANGED THE FIRSMOMENT I JUMPED ON A CYCLE.
A CYCLE?
YEAH, GEAR.
YOU MEAN LIKE... LIKE FINA?
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT FINA?
I MADE SOME.
WAIT A MINUTE.
COME BACK.
- YOU MADE SOME FINA?
- YEAH.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
YOU MADE SOME FINA?
AND WHAT HAPPENED?
I GOT AN INFECTION.
YOU TRYING TO KILL
YOUR FUCKING SELF?
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU USE DIRTY SHIT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA HELP YOU.
I'M GONNA PUT YOU
ON SOME CLEAN SHIT.
OH, UH, I AM...
I'M NOT, UM...
YOU SCARED?
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
LOOK, YOU SEE THE GUY OVER THERE?
DON'T MAKE IT OBVIOUS.
THE GUY OVER THERE
IN THE CORNER.
DO YOU THINK
THAT'S NATURAL?
NO.
GUESS WHO DID THAT.
MAN, FUCK WHAYOU HEARD, MAN.
FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD
ABOUT STEROIDS
BEING ALL BAD
AND SHIT FOR YOU.
THEY'RE ONLY BAD IF YOU DON'KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING.
BUT IF YOU KNOW
HOW TO USE THEM RIGHT,
THAT'S WHAYOU LOOK LIKE.
THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
IT'S NOT ABOUMISTREATING YOUR BODY.
IT'S ABOUT TREATING
YOUR BODY.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
MY NIGGA.
- THERE SHE IS. HOW YOU DOING?
- HI.
TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF.
I SEE THEM ON THE CARPET.
- YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT.
- WHAT?
YOU'RE ALL SWEATY. CAN YOU CHANGE
YOUR SHIRT, PLEASE? PLEASE?
EVERYTHING
IN THE BASKET IS CLEAN,
- BUT THAT IS JUST SO WET.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
- HELLO.
- HI.
- CAN YOU TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF?
- SORRY.
KIND OF THE HOUSE RULE,
YOU GOTTA TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF,
SO YOU DON'T BRING THE DIRT INSIDE.
YOU GET IT?
- GOT IT.
- HOW ABOUT NOW?
THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
MUCH BETTER.
- I SEE YOU MET ASSHOLE.
- I DID, HELLO, ASSHOLE.
ASSHOLE,
THIS IS MY GIRL, TRISH.
HI TRISH, IT'S ADAM.
NO, WHATEVER.
POTENTIAL CLIENT.
OKAY, WELL, GO DO YOUR THING.
I'LL BE HERE.
- DON'T MIND ME.
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON, MAN,
- LET'S GO.
- OKAY.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HOLY SHIT, MAN.
YOU'RE LIKE A PHARMACY.
GODDAMN RIGHT.
MY VERY OWN
BODY ENHANCEMENFRANCHISE.
- WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU DOING?
- SORRY, MAN, JUST...
- DON'T TOUCH SHIT.
- FUCKING NEEDLES, MAN.
DON'T YELL AT HIM.
HE STILL HAS TO BUY IT.
WOULD YOU LET ME HANDLE MY
BUSINESS, BABY? GOD DAMN.
DON'T YELL AT ME!
ALL RIGHT,
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
IT HURTS MY FEELINGS.
OKAY.
SO LISTEN,
THIS IS WHAT WE GONNA DO.
CYPIONATE.
TESTOSTERONE.
BABE, WE GOTTA
GO TO DINNER SOON,
SO I WANT YOU
TO START GETTING READY.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
LET ME GO AHEAD AND FINISH
HANDLING THIS BUSINESS,
BABY, ALL RIGHT?
YOU GOTTA TAKE DOWN
THAT SERIAL KILLER SHION THE WALLS BEFORE
I START COOKING AGAIN.
- OKAY.
- THAT'S SCARY AS FUCK.
ALL RIGHT!
THIS RIGHT HERE
IS MY FAVORITE.
DECA, IT'S FOR YOUR BULKING
AND FOR YOUR JOINTS.
YOU'RE GONNA TAKE
TWO SHOTS OF EACH ONCE A WEEK.
- WHAT ABOUT AN ABSCESS?
- AN ABSCESS? THAT'S THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES.
THAT ABSCESS SHIT HAPPENED BECAUSE
YOU WERE SHOOTING SOME DIRTY SHIT.
ALL RIGHT? BESIDES, YOU DIDN'KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE DOING.
I DON'T KNOW, MAN,
IT'S JUST...
ARE YOU FUCKING
KIDDING ME, MAN?
MAN, I DON'T...
I DON'T...
LISTEN, EVERY TIME
YOU FEELING
THAT QUEASY-ASS SHIYOU'RE FEELING,
LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND
SAY, "DO I LIKE THE WAY I LOOK?"
ANSWER, "FUCK NO,"
AND SHOOT.
LISTEN, MAN, I'M GONNA
DO YOU A FAVOR,
I HAD MY SHOTS TODAY. I'M GONNA
SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT, OKAY?
- RIGHT NOW?
- YEAH, I'M ABOUT TO DO IT NOW. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
NO.
ONE INCH SYRINGES.
YOU'RE GONNA EXTRACT ONE CC.
ONE.
ALL RIGHT?
I'M GONNA PUTHE LID BACK ON IT.
IT POPS RIGHT OFF.
DISCARD.
GRAB A WHOLE 'NOTHER NEEDLE.
TWIST IT ON.
YOU'RE READY TO GO.
MAN, I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT...
LOOK, MAN THE FUCK UP!
YOU'RE A GROWN-ASS MAN,
STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH!
I'M WASTING MY FUCKING
TIME WITH YOU?
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA
DO THIS SHIT AGAIN.
WALK ME THROUGH
THE PROCESS.
- TALK TO ME!
- SWITCH... SWITCH NEEDLES NOW.
READY TO GO.
- ALCOHOL.
- ALCOHOL PREP.
- YOU READY?
- UH-UH.
YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH.
NO BLOOD.
A LITTLE OIL.
NO VEIN.
ALL MUSCLE.
DON'T WORRY.
YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.
COME ON. YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.
HEY...
- HERE.
- NO, THANKS, I DON'T SMOKE.
GET IT ANYWAY, NIGGA,
GET IT ANYWAY!
TELL ME NO
IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE?
IT'S FUCKING
TERRIBLE OVER HERE.
- OH, GOD.
- IT'S REALLY THICK.
WELL, LOOK,
I WAS CONTEMPLATING THIS,
BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GO AHEAD
AND MAKE THE DELIVERY FOR ME,
AND MAKE SURE HE'S STRAIGHT?
I'LL COVER YOUR PACKAGE. NO NEED
TO WORRY ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?
- I DON'T KNOW, MAN, MAYBE I CAN PAY FOR IT?
- YOU WANNA PAY FOR IT?
WELL, SHIT, NIGGA, GO AHEAD
AND GIVE ME $600 RIGHT NOW.
- $600?
- YEAH, $100 A BOTTLE, MAN.
MAN, LOOK,
DO YOU WANT THIS OR NOT?
OKAY, SO, IF I DO THIS, UM,
I GUESS, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR,
I'M DELIVERING STEROIDS?
HEY, UH, JASON SENT ME.
COME IN?
LET ME CLEAR A SPOFOR YOU.
SORRY.
HERE WE GO.
- SIT DOWN.
- ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
CAN I GET YOU
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
- NO, I'M OKAY.
- YOU HUNGRY?
- NO.
- YOU SURE?
- YEAH.
- YOU KNOW, I MAKE A BAD-ASS PROTEIN SHAKE, BOSS.
I... I APPRECIATE IT,
BUT I'M GOOD.
I THINK YOU NEED ONE.
I'LL GET YOU ONE, OKAY?
BY THE WAY, MY NAME IS PETER.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M ADAM.
SO HOW LONG
YOU KNOWN JASON FOR?
OH, I JUST... I JUSMET HIM RECENTLY.
ONE BAD-ASS SHAKE
COMING UP.
- GOOD.
- IS IT GOOD?
MM-HMM, YEAH,
IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
I TOLD YOU. I MAKE A
BAD-ASS PROTEIN SHAKE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? IN MY MIND,
THERE'S NO EXCUSE
FOR BEING ANYTHING LESS
THAN STRONG AS POSSIBLE.
STRONGER IS BETTER.
I DIDN'T WANT TO INJECT THIS
CRAP INTO MY BODY, TO BE HONEST,
BUT I HAD TO.
AND NOW THAT I'VE DONE IT,
I MEAN, I LOVE STEROIDS.
I THINK I'LL BE...
BE ON AND OFF THEM
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
I MEAN, ARE STEROIDS SAFE?
DAMN, MY SHIT BLOWING UP LIKE
GRAND CENTRAL STATION OVER HERE.
MAN, SHIT, I'M RUNNING
OUT OF EVERYTHING, TOO.
TRICIA WILL BE MAD, BUT I HAVE TO
SET THE LABORATORY UP ONE MORE AGAIN.
THIS MONEY LOOKING TOO GOOD
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
HEY, MAN, YOU GONNA HAVE TO HELP
ME BAG SOME OF THIS SHIT UP, BRO.
YOU'RE OVER HERE
RIPPING YOUR FACE OFF.
LOOK AT YOU,
YOU HIGH AS SHIT.
- THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT, AIN'T IT?
- UH-HUH.
HOW YOU FEEL?
- ALL RIGHT.
- NO, MAN, HOW YOU FEEL?
YOU LOOK BIG AS SHIT, DOG.
- SHUT UP.
- NO, FOR REAL, MAN. STAND UP.
- I JUST SMOKED. I'M HIGH.
- MAN, GET THE FUCK UP, NOW.
COME ON, MAN. THIS IS FREE
BODY BUILDING ADVICE.
PEEL OFF, MAN.
LET ME SEE.
YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE
A CHIPPENDALE DANCER AND SHIT.
THESE TOO?
PULL IT OFF, MAN.
YOU WORKED SO HARD, CAN'BE AFRAID TO SHOW IT OFF.
WELL, YOU DONE PACKED ON SOME SERIOUS
MASS SINCE LAST TIME WE SAW YOU.
FACE ME.
ALL RIGHT, PECS COMING IN,
BODY FAT IS DROPPING,
PICKING UP. COME ON,
TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND.
GOOD, MAN.
LOOK AT YOU.
BACK IS ALL GETTING WIDE.
DELTS COMING IN.
MAN, DO YOU FEEL BIGGER?
- NO.
- I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING STRONGER.
- I MEAN, NOT REALLY.
- WHAT?
- YEAH.
- YOU FEEL LIKE A HUMAN PINCUSHION, DON'T YOU?
- MY ASS IS KILLING ME THOUGH.
- MAN, THAT'S PART OF IT, MAN.
MAN, SIT DOWN, DOG, LOOK.
HELP ME BAG THIS SHIT UP.
OH! FORGOT, THIS IS FOR YOU.
THIS IS YOUR PCT.
PULL CYCLE THERAPY.
THIS IS SOME REAL
IMPORTANT SHIT.
MOST PEOPLE DON'T EVEN DO IT.
THEY'RE CRAZY IF THEY DON'T.
BUT FOR YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT.
THIS IS THE BESAND THE SAFEST WAY
TO RETURN YOUR BODY
BACK TO HOMEOSTASIS
WHILE KEEPING
YOUR MUSCLE GAINS.
- HMM.
- HERE. START ON THAT REAL SOON.
ALL RIGHT, HURRY UP, MAN.
COME ON, DOG!
HERE YOU GO. COME ON, TWO OF THE
GREEN, AND ONE OF EVERYTHING ELSE,
- OKAY?
- ALL RIGHT.
THROW IN A FEW
SYRINGES AND SHIT, MAN,
JUST TO GET THEM STARTED.
I AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING
PHARMACIST.
I'M THEIR PUSHER, BABY.
BEWILDERED HERDS,
SHARPEN YOUR TEETH
REMEMBER THESE THREE QUOTES
ONLY LIE TO CAMERAS
COPS AND CROOKS
SEE KINDNESS
IS WITHIN OUR POWER
BUT FONDESS IS NOUNDER THE FALSE
UMBRELLA OF HOPE
LIVES ARE SOLD,
PEOPLE ARE BOUGHT
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
ALL MEN WERE CREATED EQUAL
YOU'RE NOT CREATED
IN THE WOMB
YOU'RE CREATED IN A CLASSROOM
BY RICH PEOPLE
AND HISTORY IS WRITTEN THROUGH
THE EYES OF THE BUTCHER
THOSE WHO BENEFIT FROM AN IGNORANPUBLIC CONDESCENDS AND INSULT YOU
THEY BUILT YOU
IN THE IMAGE OF SLAVES
THE FREE MEN GOT LOCKED UP
AS LONG AS THEY CONTROL
THE MEANS OF SELLING BELIEFS
NO MAN IS EQUAL
IF THERE'S A POLICEMAN LIVING
IN YOUR HEAD YOU'RE NOT FREE
CAUSE THE FREE TRADE
WERE REAL
EVERYONE
WOULD OWN A COMPANY
ALL THAT IS SOLID
HAS MELTED INTO AIR
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHO YOU VOTE FOR
THE GOVERNMENWILL ALWAYS GET IN
ALL THAT WAS ONCE SOLVED
IS NOW TOO LATE TO AIR
100,000,000 LEMMINGS
CAN'T BE WRONG
PEOPLE JOIN THE ARMY
TO PAY FOR COLLEGE
IN CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS
GO TO COLLEGE FOR FREE
WHAT WILL YOU DO ,SMOKE WEED
ON THE WEEKENDS AND GO HIKING
OR SERVE THE WHITE COLLAR DEATH
SQUAD OF AN OIL COMPANY MILITARY
EVERYBODY WANTS HEAVEN
BUT NOBODY WANTS DEAD
WE ARE LIVING IN A RICH MAN'S
HEAVEN, A POOR MAN'S HELL
THE MIDDLE CLASS IS DWINDLING
THE POPULATION IS DOUBLING
WE ARE NOT LIVING IN ROME,
WE'VE BEEN LIVING IN A FIFEDOM
SO WHEN THEY REMAP
ALL THE GENOMES
REMEMBER IT'S
A HATE-FREE ZONE
CAUSE MONEY DOESN'CARE WHO BURNS IT
THEY LEFT THE DOOR OPEN
'CAUSE THE BEST ILLUSIONS
ARE HALF-REAL
HI.
WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'M READING.
I SWEAR I HEARD YOU
TALKING TO SOMEBODY.
NO, I'M TALKING TO NO ONE.
ARE YOU TIRED?
OR CRAZY?
I'M TIRED.
I DON'T KNOW.
AND YOU'RE PRETTY STINKY.
YOU SMELL ME FROM THERE?
I CAN SMELL YOU FROM HERE,
AND IT'S NOT GOOD.
CAN YOU TAKE
A SHOWER THOUGH,
BECAUSE I JUSCLEANED THE SHEETS,
AND IT SMELLS
REALLY GOOD OVER HERE,
AND WE CAN CUDDLE
BEFORE BED.
DO YOU WANNA JUMP
IN THE SHOWER WITH ME?
I KNOW I SAID I WOULD, BUT I'M SO TIRED.
I HAD A LONG DAY.
REALLY?
I KNOW.
I'M A PROMISE BREAKER,
BUT I PROMISE TOMORROW.
PROMISE.
OKAY.
SEE YOU IN A BIT.
OKAY.
HURRY UP!
OKAY.
DON'T STOP, MY BOY,
JUST KEEP GOING... GO ON.
DON'T STOP. DON'T STOP.
DON'T STOP. DON'T STOP.
- LISTEN.
- WHAT?
I JUST TOLD YOU
DON'T FUCKING STOP.
BE NATURAL,
GODDAMN IT!
- PUT THE FUCKING WEIGHTS BACK UP.
- WELL...
LISTEN, I NEED YOU
TO GO TO THE BACK,
FAR RIGHT CORNER,
GRAB MY BAG, OKAY?
JUST GRAB MY BAG
AND WAIT ABOUT FIVE MINUTES,
- MEET ME AT THE HOUSE.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- MOTHERFUCKER, IF YOU DROP THEM WEIGHTS ONE MORE TIME...
- FUCK!
- I SAID BE NATURAL.
- ALL RIGHT.
FIVE MINUTES.
GRAB MY BAG,
LET ME LEAVE
THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
MEET ME AT THE HOUSE,
CAN YOU DO THAT?
YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT.
MY NIGGA,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
- DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
- SHH SHH.
WAS ANYBODY FOLLOWING US?
- I DON'T KNOW...
- WAS SOMEBODY FOLLOWING YOU, BRO?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- WERE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?
- NO, I WASN'T.
- FUCK.
HOLD ON.
THE WHOLE THING AT THE GYM
WAS FREAKING ME OUT, BRO.
SHIT.
NOW DO ME A FAVOR, MAN,
PACK YOUR BOY ONE UP.
COME ON, DOG, I CAN'T FUCK
WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW SOBER,
I NEED TO BE HIGH.
THEY MOTHERFUCKERS.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
WHAT HAPPENED TODAY IS BECAUSE SOME
PEOPLE WERE JUST HATING ON ME, DOG.
JUST HATING ON ME,
FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
THEY MAD 'CAUSE
I'M MAKING MONEY.
THEY'RE TRYING TO FUCK UP
MY BUSINESS, THOUGH.
YOU SCARED THE SHIOUTTA ME, MAN,
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT TO THINK.
YEAH, MAN, I KNOW.
I NEED TO BE FUCKING
HIGH RIGHT NOW,
I CAN'T DEAL
WITH THIS SHIT SOBER.
COME ON, MAN, DUDE, YOU PACKING
THAT BITCH REALLY SLOW RIGHT NOW.
COME ON, DOG, GOD DAMN.
YOU'RE SO GOD DAMN
SLOW AT EVERYTHING.
YEAH.
THAT'S WHAI'M TALKING ABOUT.
HEY, MAN, I'M GONNA
NEED MORE SOON.
MORE WHAT?
UH, TESTS.
I DROPPED A BOTTLE
OFF THE COUNTER TODAY.
DON'T BE DOING MORE
THAN I FUCKING TELL YOU TO DO.
DO YOU THINK
I'M STUPID, MAN?
YOU DO IT LIKE
I TOLD YOU TO DO IT.
THIS SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'M TALKING ABOUT BITCH TITS,
I'M TALKING ABOUT ACNE.
ALL THAT UGLY SHIT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
PEOPLE WHO TAKE THIS SHIWORK TWICE AS HARD
THAN PEOPLE WHO DON'T.
YOU WANNA BECOME
A FUCKING OLYMPIAN?
YOU WANNA WIN A GOLD MEDAL?
THEY TAKE THIS SHIT,
AND THEY WORK THEIR ASSES OFF,
FOR EVERY SECOND,
EVERY MINUTE,
AND EVERY HOUR
OF THEIR SESSION.
THEY GO BALLS OUT.
SO THERE'S NO
EASY WAY AROUND THIS SHIT.
MAN, I'M SORRY, DOG. I'M FUCKING
TRIPPING.
THAT SHIT WASN'EVEN FOR YOU, HOMIE.
YOU KNOW WHAT, MY BAD.
I WAS WRONG.
LOOK, GO AHEAD,
TAKE WHATEVER YOU NEED.
ALL RIGHT?
TAKE WHATEVER YOU NEED.
I'M SORRY, MAN.
DO ME A FAVOR.
GO AHEAD, RIP YOUR FACE OFF.
THAT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO, MAN,
FOR YOU LOOKING OUT FOR ME, DOG.
THAT WAS REAL GANGSTER SHIYOU DID EARLIER,
AND I APPRECIATE THAT.
REAL TOUGH.
YEAH, LOOK AT YOU.
MY NIGGA.
MMM.
HOW'S BREAKFAST?
IT'S ALL GOOD.
THESE EGGS?
THEY'RE THE SAME EGGS
I MAKE YOU EVERY DAY.
DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?
I'M OKAY, THANKS.
WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO
THIS WEEKEND?
- THE ZOO?
- THE ZOO?
- WHAT?
- IT'S SO MEAN. I HATE THE ZOO.
WELL, CAUSE IT'S MEAN
LOCKING THEM UP AND THEN...
I TOLD YOU THAT.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
I LIKE THAT DRESS.
THANK YOU.
I ORDERED IT ONLINE. I DIDN'THINK IT WAS GONNA FIT, BUT...
- IT'S PRETTY CUTE.
- YEAH.
IT'S RED AND BRIGHT.
THANK YOU.
SO, WHAT'S YOUR DAY LIKE?
DO YOU THINK
YOU'LL BE OUT EARLY?
AH, DEFINITELY NOBEING ABLE TO GET OUT EARLY,
BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S MORE
SELLING PEOPLE SELF-HELP BOOKS
THAT PROBABLY NEED HELP,
BUT CAN'T ADMIT IT.
I'M GETTING YELLED AT.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
- OFF! TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.
WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG
WITH YOU?
- AND SHOW ME THAT YOU'RE NOT SHOOTING UP AGAIN!
- WHAT?
PROVE IT TO ME! PROVE IT TO ME
YOU'RE NOT SHOOTING UP AGAIN, HUH?
OKAY, SO, I AM DOING STEROIDS,
YES, BUT THEY ARE SAFE.
- THOSE ARE SAFE?
- YES.
I FUCKING HATE YOU, ADAM.
I HATE YOU
AND YOU'RE A LIAR.
SARA!
CAN YOU STOP?
YOU LIED!
DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN.
DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!
DO NOT TELL ME
TO CALM DOWN!
SARA... WHY DO...
WHAT ABOUT US?
THERE IS NO US, ADAM.
THERE IS NO US
UNTIL YOU FIX YOU!
THIS IS A TELEMARKETING CALL, SIR,
BUT I HAVE A SPECIAL OFFER TODAY
ON A SUBSCRIPTION TO A SELF-HELP
BOOK THAT I THINK MIGHT HELP YOU.
HELLO? AH, YES,
THIS IS ADAM STENSON.
I'M SEEING
IF YOU HAD A MOMENT...
HELLO, MY NAME
IS ADAM STENSON.
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
YES, THIS IS
A TELEMARKETING CALL.
FUCK OFF.
SIR, ARE YOU STILL THERE?
OKAY, GREAT. I HAVE A GREAT DEAL ON A
SUBSCRIPTION THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE TODAY.
UH, IT'S FOR 19.95, AND I THINK
YOU'D REALLY LOVE IT.
YOU UNDERSTAND ME, DOG?
YOU A FUCKING RETARD
OR SOMETHING?
- I'LL FIND YOU.
- YOU'LL FIND ME?
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? HOW ABOUT YOU LISTEN
TO ME, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
FUCKERS LIKE YOU I DEAL WITH
ON A DAILY FUCKING BASIS THASHOW ME NO GODDAMN RESPECT?
HUH? DO YOU? DO YOU?
HELLO? HELLO?
FUCK!
STENSON!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
YOU'RE FIRED!
GET OUT NOW!
NOW, STENSON!
OH, YOU WANT A PIECE?
GO AHEAD, MOTHERFUCKER,
TAKE IT.
COME ON, MAN. I'D LOVE IT.
GO AHEAD.
HOLD!
YOU ARE MAKING A CAREER
DECISION RIGHT NOW, MY FRIEND.
FOLLOW HIM AND GET THE FUCK
OUT AND DON'T EVER COME BACK.
OTHERWISE YOU TURN TO YOUR
CUBICLE AND GET ON THE PHONE!
OR I FIND MYSELF
A NEW NUMBER 15.
THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT.
THE REST OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS,
GET ON THE PHONE!
- HI.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- YEAH?
YOU LOOK REALLY TAN.
- DO YOU LIKE IT?
- NO.
- NO, IT'S OKAY.
- YEAH, HMM.
IT'S A LOT OF TAN.
YOU LOOK GOOD THOUGH.
THANK YOU.
I MISSED YOU.
DO YOU MEAN THAT?
YEAH.
I MISSED YOU, TOO.
COME HERE.
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE
WE SHOULD TALK FIRST.
WE NEED TO TALK
ABOUT THINGS.
LATER?
- MMM.
- MMM.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ADAM, OW, OW!
ADAM, WAIT,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU'RE HURTING ME!
LISTEN TO ME!
YOU'RE HURTING...
ADAM!
STOP IT!
STOP IT!
GET OFF OF ME!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
WHAT DID I DO?
SARA!
MAY I HELP YOU,
MOTHERFUCKER?
I'M ADAM'S FATHER.
I WANT YOU TO STAY AWAY
FROM MY SON.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
THE FUCK YOU AT?
HUH?
YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE,
DO YOU?
LOOK, MAN, WHATEVER
YOU'RE THINKING,
YOU GOT THIS SHIT ALL WRONG, MAN, A'IGHT?
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
YOU GO NEAR MY SON AGAIN,
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU.
YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK
OFF MY PROPERTY RIGHT NOW.
I'LL KILL YOU.
YOU NEED TO GETHE FUCK UP OUTTA HERE.
DON'T THREATEN ME
IN MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE.
HOPE YOU MAKE IT TO THE CAR,
MOTHERFUCKER!
MAN, RACK THIS SHIT UP.
COME ON, MAN, RACK IT.
LOOK...
LOOK, MAN, THINGS ARE A BISKETCHY RIGHT NOW.
- I JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
LISTEN, MAN, MY CONNECIN CHINA JUST GOT POPPED.
I'M LOW ON GEAR.
SO THIS MEANS THAT THIS
MAY BE YOUR LAST CYCLE.
I'M ALMOST OUT, MAN.
THAT'S OKAY.
YOU'RE COMING UPON YOUR PCPHASE RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
YOU GET TO KEEP
SOME OF THOSE GAINS,
YOU KNOW, LET YOUR
RECEPTORS RECOVER.
THEN WE HIT FULL
ANOTHER MONTH OR TWO.
A MONTH OFF?
THAT'S THE WAY
THE GAME IS PLAYED.
MAN, FUCK THAT, MAN!
THERE HE IS.
ARE YOU ADAM STENSON?
YEAH, I'M ADAM STENSON.
YOU'RE UNDER ARRESFOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.
YOU HAVE THE RIGHTO REMAIN SILENT.
ANYTHING YOU SAY
CAN AND WILL BE USED
AGAINST YOU
IN A COURT OF LAW.
YOU HAVE THE RIGHTO AN ATTORNEY.
IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD
AN ATTORNEY,
ONE WILL BE PROVIDED TO YOU.
I'VE READ YOU YOUR RIGHTS.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
YEAH.
YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
QUITE THE DAY.
WHAT'S NEXT?
HONEY.
NO, I'M... I'M...
I'M FASCINATED TO FIND OUWHAT COULD POSSIBLY
BE NEXT FOR ADAM.
- HONEY.
- NO! WHAT'S NEXT, SON?
HONEY, WHY DON'T WE TALK
ABOUT THIS WHEN WE'RE AT HOME,
OKAY?
ADAM, WE TALKED
AND WE THINK IT'S BESIF YOU COME BACK HOME
WITH US, OKAY?
WHAT THE FUCK
WERE YOU THINKING, HUH?
- BOB!
- PULL OVER AND LET ME OUT OF THIS CAR.
- WHAT?
- LET ME OUT.
OH, FUCKING RELAX.
- MY GOD, ADAM, YOU'RE SHAKING.
- LISTEN!
PULL OVER AND LET ME
OUT OF THIS FUCKING CAR!
- OH, YOU WANT OUT?
- YES, I WANT...
- FINE.
- LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CAR!
GET THE FUCK OUT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ADAM, COME ON, MAN!
ADAM, COME ON, MAN.
DON'T YOU GET IT, MAN?
DON'T YOU FUCKING GET IT THAWHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN
THAT THE TRUTH
IS THE ONLY THING
- THAT'S GONNA GET YOU OUT OF IT?
- THE TRUTH?
THE TRUTH IS YOU'VE BEEN
IN DENIAL MY ENTIRE LIFE.
- DO YOU EVEN REALIZE THAT?
- I'M SORRY.
OKAY? I'M SORRY.
I LOVE YOU.
YOU'RE MY SON.
YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
BUT WE HAVE GIVEN YOU
EVERYTHING WE CAN, MAN.
WE DID THE BESWE POSSIBLY COULD.
THE REST IS FUCKING
UP TO YOU.
LOOK, I KNOW
YOU'RE ON STEROIDS.
OKAY? I GET IT.
YOU'RE ON DRUGS.
I UNDERSTAND.
I WANNA HELP.
EVERYBODY'S ON SOMETHING.
EVERYBODY'S ON A DRUG.
WHY AM I THE BAD GUY?
BAD? GOOD? I DON'T GIVE
A SHIT ABOUT THAT, MAN,
I... I GIVE A SHITHAT YOU'RE GONNA END UP
FUCKING DEAD WITH THIS.
OKAY? THAT IS
MY BIGGEST FEAR.
THAT HAS BECOME
MY BIGGEST FEAR.
YOU KNOW THAT?
WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T FEAR
WHAT YOU CAN'T CONTROL.
I DON'T WANNA CONTROL YOU.
OKAY?
I WANT TO HELP YOU.
I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU...
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
I MEAN, LOOK AT YOURSELF,
MAN, LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM, OKAY?
BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
SOME PEOPLE
LIVE AND LEARN,
OTHER PEOPLE
JUST FUCKING LIVE.
AND DON'T TRY AND TELL ME
YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE
A CHOICE TO GET OUT OF THIS
BEFORE IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE,
CAUSE YOU DO!
YOU JUST GOTTA
REALIZE THAT LIFE...
LIFE AIN'T THAT FUCKING HARD,
MAN, LIFE IS FUCKING EASY,
IF YOU JUST GET OUOF YOUR OWN FUCKING WAY.
IT'S SO EASY FOR YOU
TO SAY THAT, DAD.
ADAM, COME ON, MAN!
SARA.
NO, HE'S NOT WITH US.
WE... YES, BUT HE JUMPED
OUT OF THE CAR,
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE IS, SO...
I TELL YA,
I'M REALLY SCARED.
OKAY.
KEEP YOUR PHONE ON.
HEY.
I PROMISE, I'M GONNA
GET OUR BOY BACK.
HEY!
COME ON, MAN, OPEN THE DOOR.
COME ON, MAN, OPEN THE DOOR! I
KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING IN THERE.
NOW WHAT THE FUCK
IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?
HUH? GET THE FUCK
OFF MY PROPERTY.
- LOOK, MAN, I NEED YOUR HELP.
- NEED MY HELP?
ADAM'S IN TROUBLE.
ALL RIGHT,
IF YOU HELP ME,
I PROMISE I WON'T TELL THE COPS
YOU'RE A FUCKING DRUG DEALER.
HEY, FUCK YOU, MAN.
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- WAIT A SEC. WAIT A SECOND.
LOOK, MAN,
YOU GAVE HIM THE SHIT.
I WAS DOING MY FUCKING JOB.
HAD YOU BEEN DOING YOURS,
YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS
POSITION, NOW WOULD YOU?
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,
MAN, YOU FIX IT.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
- GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY.
WAIT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
HELP ME SAVE MY SON, PLEASE.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO ABOUT THIS, HUH?
WELL, FUCK.
WHAT THE FUCK?
CALM DOWN, MAN.
WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU, OKAY?
WHAT THE FUCK
IS HE DOING HERE?
WE'RE HERE
TO HELP YOU, ADAM.
SARA, CALLED ME, OKAY?
SHE WANTED ME HERE.
DO YOU WANT TO CRITICIZE ME
LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD,
- IS THAT WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING HERE?
- SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU
- CAUSE YOU'RE ACTING CRAZY.
- OH, YOU WANNA TELL ME THAT I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
CALM DOWN, MAN.
I'M DOING SOMETHING
THAT MAKES ME FEEL RIGHT,
AND YOU GUYS JUST WANNA TAKE
THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME.
I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T... I CAN'HEY, HEY, HEY, SARA, SARA,
SARA, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
- GO. YOU LET HER FUCKING GO.
- LET'S TALK THIS THROUGH.
- OKAY?
- BRO, WHEN HAVE YOU CARED ABOUT ANYONE
BUT YOUR GODDAMN SELF, HMM?
- HEY, HEY, RELAX, MAN.
- DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME.
- OKAY.
- DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME.
OKAY, MAN.
HEY, WE LOVE YOU.
WE'RE HERE TO HELP, OKAY?
WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
WE'RE CONCERNED, OKAY?
- YOU'RE ACTING A LITTLE...
- DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!
- GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE.
- STOP HIM! STOP HIM!
GO GET THE FUCK OUT!
NO, I TOLD YOU, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM.
THAT IS NOT ADAM.
IT'S OKAY. OKAY?
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
WHAT THE FUCK?
FUCK.
ADAM, OPEN THE DOOR, MAN.
COME ON, MAN.
ADAM, PLEASE.
I LOVE YOU.
MOM LOVES YOU.
SARA LOVES YOU.
WE ALL LOVE YOU.
WE WANNA HELP YOU.
- LET US HELP YOU.
- FUCK IT ALL. YOU CAN'T HELP ME!
- WHY?
- YOU CAN'T FUCKING FIX ME.
- YOU CAN'T.
- KNOCK THAT BULLSHIT OFF.
COME ON,
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!
- FUCK. JUST LEAVE.
- THIS IS NOT YOU, THIS IS THE SHIT YOU'VE BEEN TAKING.
LET ME HELP YOU.
I LOVE YOU, ADAM.
FUCK!
WHAT? WHAT?
ADAM, DON'T HANG UP, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT.
I WANNA TELL YOU THAT I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.
I'VE NEVER TOLD YOU
HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE.
EVERY MUSCLE, EVERY BONE,
EVERY ORGAN IS BEAUTIFUL.
EVERY FIBER
OF YOUR BODY IS...
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, AND IT HAS
BEEN IN EVERY WAY ALWAYS.
YOU'RE YOU.
YOU'RE JUST YOU.
LOOK, WHEN I SAW YOU TODAY
IT HIT ME LIKE A TON OF
BRICKS, HOW BIG YOU'VE GOTTEN.
BUT THAT'S JUST THE THING,
SEE, YOU DON'T...
YOU DON'T SEE IT, DO YOU?
YOU CAN'T SEE IT.
YOU CAN'T SEE YOURSELF.
THE WAY YOU ARE.
YOU'RE SICK.
YOU ARE PHYSICALLY UNABLE
TO SEE YOURSELF THE WAY YOU...
YOU REALLY ARE, YOU...
YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR OWN BODY.
YOU HAVE BODY DYSMORPHIA.
BUT WE'LL GET YOU HELP,
WE WILL.
ADAM?
DO YOU HEAR ME?
YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
YOU JUST NEED TO HANG ON.
OKAY, HONEY? JUST HANG ON.
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU,
AND YOUR DAD LOVES YOU,
AND WE'LL GET YOU HELP.
YOU HAVE BODY DYSMORPHIA.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
GET RID OF IT.
WE'RE SORRY, I LOVE YOU.
YOU'RE MY SON.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GOING THROUGH, OKAY?
DON'T TOUCH ME.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
YOU ARE NOT YOURSELF ANYMORE!
MOM, WHY DID YOU
NEVER SAY ANYTHING?
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
I... I'M SORRY.
HOW COULD I HAVE TOLD YOU?
WOULD IT HAVE
MATTERED IF I HAD?
WOULD YOU HAVE
LISTENED TO ME?
NO, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT...
- THAT'S BULLSHIT.
- NO SHIT.
ADAM, ARE YOU THERE?
YOUR WIFE TOLD US.
NO EXCUSE FOR YOU.
ADAM?
I WANT TO HELP YOU.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
YOU KNOW, AS THEY SAY,
BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP.
WE ARE THE ONLY ONES
IN CONTROL OF OUR DESTINY.
HEY, ADAM.
DO YOU KNOW THIS?
YOU HAVE BODY DYSMORPHIA.
I MEAN, IT'S SAD
THAT NOT A DAY GOES BY
WHERE WE DON'T STAND
IN FRONT OF A MIRROR
AND PASS JUDGMENON OUR OWN SELF-IMAGE,
CONSTANTLY ANALYZING
OUR OWN REFLECTION,
DESPERATELY WANTING
TO CHANGE WHO WE ARE.
YOU KNOW IT STARTS
WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG,
AND YOU GET INFLUENCED,
AND THAT INFLUENCE,
IT STICKS WITH YOU
YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING
OVER THERE ALL BY HIMSELF?
WHY DOESN'T HE JOIN
THE OTHER KIDS?
WHAT THE HELL'S
HE DOING?
THE JERSEY'S
WAY TOO BIG ON HIM.
ADAM, HONEY, PEOPLE
ARE WAITING BEHIND YOU.
JUST PUT YOUR FEET ON THE...
DON'T STAND ON THE LEDGE.
JUST CONCENTRATE
FOR TWO SECONDS.
NO, JUST... COME ON!
JESUS CHRIST.
MY PARENTS WERE STRICT.
I HAD NO CONFIDENCE
GROWING UP.
I NEVER EVEN HAD A GIRLFRIEND
OR WENT TO A SCHOOL DANCE
OR EVEN HELD A GIRL'S HAND
BECAUSE I WAS TOO INSECURE.
YOU KNOW, ALL THAT STUFF
MATTERS WHEN YOU'RE A KID.
- SHOW ME HOW HAPPY YOU ARE...
- HOW HAPPY YOU ARE...
SOCIETY TELLS US
TO BE HAPPY,
LOVE OURSELVES,
BUT THEN HANDS US
A MILLION REASONS NOT TO.
YOU'RE TOO FAT.
YOU'RE TOO SKINNY
OR TOO UGLY.
TOO BROKE.
YOUR TEETH
AREN'T WHITE ENOUGH.
YOU DON'T HAVE
THE RIGHT CAR,
THE RIGHT HOUSE.
YOUR DICK'S TOO SMALL,
AND YOUR HEAD'S TOO BIG.
I WISH I COULD JUST TAKE
A BREAK FROM IT ALL.
THE COMPARISON TO OTHERS,
WISHING I COULD BE SOMEONE ELSE,
INSTEAD OF ACCEPTING
WHAT I ALREADY HAVE,
LIKE THIS UNFINISHED HOUSE.
I'VE GOT A FIANCE WHO'S
WAY TOO GOOD FOR ME.
I JUST FEEL LIKE
I'M IN OVER MY HEAD.
I'M NOT HAPPY WITH THE WAY
I LOOK, OR THE WAY I FEEL.
I CAN'T EVEN RELATE
TO THE PERSON
I'M STARING AT ANYMORE,
AND EVERYWHERE I GO,
THERE I AM,
STANDING IN
MY OWN FUCKING WAY.
SOMETHING'S GOTTA CHANGE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME,
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
IT JUST GOT TO A POINT WHERE I
WAS PUTTING VODKA IN MY CHEERIOS.
MR. STENSON.
DID YOU GET MY NOTE?
YES, SIR, I SURE DID.
SO YOU REMEMBERED
TO CLOCK IN THIS MORNING?
YES, SIR,
I SURE DID.
GOOD, GOOD, WELL, LET'S... LET'S
HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
YES, SIR.
I SURE DID.
"YES, SIR,
I... I SURE DID."
THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL YOU GOTO BRING TO THE PARTY?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THIS IS A PHONE JOB,
NOT A FUN JOB,
WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE TO DO
SOME DIALING AND TALKING
IN ORDER TO BECOME
SUCCESSFUL.
YOU... YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT,
DON'T YOU?
OKAY. WELL, THAT'S A BIG
FIRST STEP, DON'T YOU THINK?
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
WHAT IS IIN THE UNIVERSE
THAT THE MORE YOU TAKE
AWAY FROM IT,
THE BIGGER IT GETS?
A HOLE.
YOU KEEP DIGGING.
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU WANTO START FUCKING DIALING.
OKAY?
START FUCKING DIALING.
HEAVENLY FATHER,
WE THANK YOU FOR THIS BOUNTY.
WE THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD
WE ARE ABOUT TO PARTAKE,
AND THOSE WHO SERVE IT.
WE THANK YOU, LORD,
FOR ADAM AND SARA
TO BEING HERE
WITH US TONIGHT,
AND WE ASK YOU TO BLESS THEM
IN THEIR NUPTIALS COMING UP,
AND WE ASK YOU TO,
MAYBE, HELP ADAM
ACTUALLY GET HIS HOUSE DONE
BEFORE THE WEDDING.
IN YOUR NAME, AMEN.
WELL, JOKE'S THERE,
YOU KNOW?
YOU GOTTA TAKE IT.
THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
WELL, THANK YOU, HON,
IT IS STORE BOUGHT,
'CAUSE I CAN'T COOK FOR SHIT,
AND I NEVER COULD.
YEAH. WHY DO YOU
THINK I'M SO SKINNY?
ADAM.
IT'S BETTER THAN BEING FAT,
THOUGH, RIGHT?
I ALWAYS TOLD THE BOY
TO EAT MORE.
I SAID IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN
GROWING UP, DIDN'T I?
FROM THE TIME HE WAS A TODDLER,
HE SHOULD HAVE EATEN MORE.
HUH?
ADAM, YOU WERE JUSREALLY PICKY AS A CHILD.
I... I REALLY WASN'THAT PICKY, MOM.
WELL, I DID MY BEST.
WE'RE A PICKY FAMILY.
MIGHT AS WELL KIND OF KNOW
THAT COMING IN, RIGHT?
WELL, I AM, LIKE,
BEYOND EXHAUSTED.
ARE YOU HUNGRY, ADAM?
I'M STARVING.
THAT FOOD...
I MEAN, I KNOW YOUR MOM MEANWELL, BUT IT WAS DISGUSTING.
WHEN DID YOU STARDRINKING WHOLE MILK?
IT TASTES LIKE CREAM.
STOP.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
HMM?
OKAY, ADAM, CLEARLY
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
THERE'S NOTHING...
OKAY?
I'M NOT JUST GONNA SIT HERE
AND TALK TO MYSELF ALL NIGHT,
BECAUSE THAT ARGUMENTHAT WE HAD AT DINNER...
I REALLY DON'T WANNA
DO IT NOW.
DO YOU THINK I WOULD LOOK
BETTER IF I PUT SOME MUSCLE ON?
I DON'T KNOW, ADAM.
I DON'T KNOW.
ANYBODY WOULD LOOK BETTER.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- TO THE GYM.
YOU DON'T HAVE
A GYM MEMBERSHIP, ADAM.
YOU DO.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE SPOILING
YOURSELF WITH CHEMICALS
THAT YOU'RE
NOT EVEN AWARE OF,
AND IT'S JUST A LOBETTER FOR YOUR BODY.
WHAT DO YOU WANTO DO THIS WEEKEND?
UM, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
WE COULD GO... A MOVIE?
- OKAY.
- OKAY.
I HAVEN'T SEEN
A MOVIE IN A WHILE.
HERE YOU GO.
YOUR FAVORITE.
- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
HOW WAS THE GYM
LAST NIGHT?
- IT WAS GOOD.
- YEAH?
GOOD.
DO YOU WANNA TALK
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED?
NO, I MEAN, MAYBE WE COULD
TALK ABOUT IT LATER?
OKAY.
I THINK WE SHOULD, THOUGH.
DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU
SOMETHING ELSE?
I HAVE FRENCH TOASIF YOU WANT IT.
NO, I'M JUST NOREALLY HUNGRY, I MEAN...
- SORRY.
- IT'S OKAY.
- HAVE A GOOD DAY.
- THANKS.
- BYE, I LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU, TOO.
"MAKE YOUR OWN EPHEDRA."
"20 TIPS FOR BUILDING
BIGGER MUSCLES."
"FOUR WAYS TO GEFREAKING HUGE..."
"IN EIGHT WEEKS."
OKAY.
HOW TO GET A ROCK HARD
BONER IN THREE DAYS.
JESUS.
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
I GET IT, DUDE, YOU WANNA
PUT ON SOME MUSCLE.
EAT PROTEIN.
I'VE NEVER WORKED OUA DAY IN MY LIFE.
I'M NATURALLY BLESSED.
- SO, YEAH.
- YEAH.
YEP.
HEY, SIR.
DO YOU KNOW THE REASON WHY
NEITHER ONE OF YOU IDIOTS
EVER GETS FUCKING LAID?
BECAUSE OF THE WAY
YOU LOOK.
WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS,
THE DANNY BONADUCE LINE
AT JC PENNEYS?
CAUSE IT'S A LOOK,
BELIEVE ME, IT WORKS
FOR YOU, MY FRIEND.
NOW YOU... WHAT'S YOUR
FUCKING DEAL HERE?
WHAT'S WITH
THE FUCKING BEARD?
THIS IS SOME HOMAGE
TO ABRAHAM LINCOLN?
ABRAHAM LINCOLN HAD
A MUCH LONGER BEARD, SIR,
SO CAN'T REALLY
BE AN HOMAGE.
YOU'RE AN EXPERON LINCOLN, ARE YOU?
OH, GREAT. I KNOW A LITTLE
BIT ABOUT HIM MYSELF.
TELL ME SOMETHING,
WHAT'S THE SIGNIFICANCE
OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S HANDS
IN THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL?
THE SIGNIFICANCE
OF HIS HANDS, MY FRIEND,
ARE THE FACTHAT DANIEL FRENCH,
THE SCULPTOR, DID HIS
HOMEWORK ON LINCOLN,
LINCOLN WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENTO ACKNOWLEDGE A NEED
FOR FEDERAL FUNDING
FOR THE DEAF.
SO HE SHAPED HIS HANDS
IN HIS INITIALS,
IN SIGN LANGUAGE, A.L.,
THAT, OF COURSE, I'M SURE YOU
CAN FIND SOMEWHERE ONLINE.
YOU JUST MUST HAVE
MISSED THAT CHAPTER.
- YEAH.
- IT'S A BLACK MERCEDES.
I BELIEVE YOU KNOW
WHERE IT'S PARKED.
LAST TIME IT HAD A REAL
VANILLA FUNKY SMELL TO IT.
LET'S GO WITH SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE FRUITY, SHALL WE?
- YOU HAVE IT.
- YEAH, I GOT YOU.
WHAT A FUCKING
PSYCHOPATH, HUH?
ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE BACK.
- LUNCH? HUH?
- LUNCH.
- OKAY.
- SEE YA.
- I'LL BE BACK.
- OKAY.
IS THAT YOUR LUNCH?
YEAH, I'M NOREALLY HUNGRY.
HOW YOU GONNA GET BIG
IF YOU DON'T EAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PLACE
JUST RUINS MY APPETITE.
DO YOU WANT SOME SALAD?
NO.
MY MOM MADE IT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MOVED
BACK IN WITH YOUR MOM.
I DIDN'T MOVE
BACK IN WITH MY MOM.
I'M TEMPORARILY
STAYING THERE, DICKMUNCH.
LOOK, IF YOU WANNA
GET SHREDDED,
YOU GOTTA EALIKE A LION.
LIONS EAT RED MEAT, IDIOT.
NOT ALL OF THEM.
YES, ALL OF THEM.
WELL, YOU LOOK
REAL GOOD, BRO.
YEAH, MAN, I GOTHE NATIONALS COMING UP.
- HOW MANY WEEKS UP?
- 12 WEEKS, MAYBE.
12 WEEKS. I GOTTA GET READY.
IT'S TIME TO STEP IT UP.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- I GOT YOU. WHAT YOU LOOKING TO GET?
- THE USUAL MAN, YOU TELL ME.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, SHIT, MAN.
YOU CAN DRY OUT.
YEAH, EXACTLY.
TURN AROUND,
LET ME SEE YOUR BACK.
OH, NICE,
GOT YOUR DELTS COMING IN.
COOL, COOL, COOL, COOL.
LET ME SEE THAT MID-SECTION.
OKAY, YEAH,
THAT'S FINE.
- IT'S TIME WE GO AHEAD AND GET IT UP.
- SWELL IT UP.
SHIT, YOU READY TO BLAST OFF?
HERE'S WHAT I GOT, MAN.
LET ME KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU GOGOING, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
- THANK YOU, YEAH.
- AND THEN WE CAN GO AHEAD AND GET IT CRACKING,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
ARE YOU STILL TOO SKINNY?
GO TO WEIGHTGAINMETHOD.COM
AND GET ACCESS
TO A COMPLETE
STEP-BY-STEP PLAN
FOR GAINING WEIGHAND BUILDING MUSCLE,
FAST.
UM, MR. LOUIS?
UM, MR. LOUIS?
NICE JOB.
PICK IT UP, PLEASE.
THE PHONE.
NO, HE SMELL LIKE OLD MEAT.
YEAH, I KNOW.
IT WAS PRETTY...
- UH-HUH, JUST 19.95.
- GOOD WORK.
WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD
AND GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD?
NO, MISS, YOU HAVE MY WORD,
I WAS A BOY SCOUT.
- YEAH, I, NO, I KNOW THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER...
- PST.
BUT I'M JUST SAYING, IT'LL
CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
- 15?
- GOOD MORNING.
- HEY, MORNING.
- MORNING.
- HOW'S IT GOING?
- GOOD.
NORMAL DAY.
AT WORK.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY,
BIG NOSE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY!
- OH, HO, THANKS!
- YEAH, SORRY, MAN.
YEAH, SORRY.
- YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE.
- WHAT?
- THAT WHINES AND CRIES ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
- YEAH, I AM.
HEY, YOU COMING TONIGHT?
THE BAR?
WE'RE GONNA GET WASTED.
BAR TO GET WASTED.
CAN'T WAIT.
GREAT! GUESS WHAT? MY MOM PACKED
YOU A PIECE OF BIRTHDAY CAKE.
HUH?
BETTER EAT IT!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
- I'LL EAT IT.
- SEE YOU AT LUNCH.
SEE YOU, MAN.
- HEY.
- YOU'RE LATE, MAN.
HEY, I'M SORRY.
HOW'S EVERYTHING?
ALL RIGHT, CHEERS, GUYS.
CHEERS!
LET'S GO GET MORE, HUH?
OH, MY GOD! YES!
- WHOO!
- YEAH!
- NINE MORE.
- YEAH!
- HEY.
- WHOA.
UH, THIS IS ONE
PERSON ONLY, MAN.
WHOA.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU GOT STAGE FRIGHT?
WHOO!
SEE YOU OUT THERE.
I WANNA GO TO KARAOKE.
OH, YOU'RE KIDDING!
HEY, HEY!
EXCUSE YOU.
WHO ARE YOU?
WHOO!
WELCOME TO MY PARTY.
IT'S NOT COOL.
WELCOME TO MY FUCKING BAR,
- HUH?
- YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
I RUN THIS SHOW.
YOU HAVE STAGE FRIGHT, BRO?
HEY!
BRO, WHAT'S UP
WITH THE LIMP?
HEY, ETHAN.
YIKES. WHOA, DUDE,
YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
JUST HAD SEX WITH A TURD.
NICE ONE.
I'M FINE.
JESUS.
YOU LOOK HORRIBLE.
ARE YOU ILL?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PAL,
YOU BETTER NOT GET ME SICK.
YOU GET ME SICK
AND I WILL KILL YOU,
AND THEN I WILL
FUCKING FIRE YOU.
YOU PROBABLY SHOULD FIRE HIM
FIRST, AND THEN KILL HIM.
YEAH, I'M NOT EVEN SICK, SIR,
I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO WORK.
- WHY IS THAT?
- BECAUSE YOU CAN'T... YOU CAN'T FIRE HIM...
YOU CAN'T KILL HIM,
AND THEN FIRE HIM.
NO, I THINK YOU'RE WRONG.
IF I HAVE A GALLON OF GASOLINE
THAT I DUMP OVER HIS FUCKING
HEAD AND THEN IGNITE IT,
- I COULD DO JUST THAT, COULDN'T I?
- YEAH.
CHECK, PLEASE. GO. LET'S GO. OUT!
OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET THE
REST OF THESE PEOPLE INFECTED.
- IT'LL BE COUNTED AS A SICK DAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
FEEL BETTER. YOU KNOW,
I THINK IT'S GOING AROUND.
I WOKE UP TODAY, I HAVE A
LITTLE CONGESTION MYSELF, SIR.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GOING AROUND?
ASSHOLEISM.
I THINK YOU'VE CAUGHT A VERY,
VERY, VERY, SEVERE CASE OF IT.
COME WITH ME.
HOW YOU FEELING?
NOT GREAT,
BUT I'LL LIVE.
BUT YOU'RE GOING TO THE GYM?
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I FIGURE I'LL
SWEAT OUT WHATEVER THIS FLU IS.
I HEAR RESTING WORKS, TOO.
HEY, HEY, BUDDY.
EXCUSE ME,
I'LL GET THE DOCTOR.
YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL.
YOU HAD SOME KIND
OF ACCIDENT.
- WHAT DID YOU DO, ADAM?
- OKAY, GOOD, MR. STENSON. YOU'RE AWAKE.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
HEAD IS KILLING ME.
BECAUSE YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS
FOR SO LONG WE'RE GONNA
KEEP YOU FOR AN EXTRA NIGHT,
JUST TO BE SAFE.
I SHOULD FINISH
HIS CHECK UP.
I'M GONNA NEED A QUICK
FEW MINUTES ALONE WITH ADAM,
IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT?
SURE.
ARE YOU WARM ENOUGH?
YEAH.
SORRY.
- WON'T BE LONG.
- THANK YOU.
DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOLLECTION
OF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
NO, NOT REALLY.
I WAS...
I WAS AT HOME
AND, UM, I DON'T...
YOU FAINTED. IT WAS THE
RESULT OF HAVING A HIGH FEVER.
THE HIGH FEVER WAS CAUSED
BY AN INFECTION
IN YOUR RIGHGLUTEUS MINOR.
THAT'S YOUR RIGHBUTT CHEEK.
THAT TYPE OF INFECTION
IS ALSO CALLED AN ABSCESS.
WE USUALLY SEE THAT IN SOMEONE
WHO'S INJECTED THEMSELVES
WITH A DIRTY NEEDLE.
ADAM, PLEASE, HEY,
HEY, LOOK AT ME.
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
LOOK AT ME.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
- LOOK AT ME.
- WHAT?!
WHAT THE FUCK
IS GOING ON?
HUH? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
SHIT EVERYWHERE, ADAM?
YOU'VE BEEN
SHOOTING STEROIDS.
YOUR WIFE TOLD US.
SHE ALSO COVERED FOR YOU,
WHICH IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, BUI THOUGHT I'D KEEP THIS DISCREET.
YOU COULD HAVE DIED.
LISTEN, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU
HAVE A WONDERFUL FAMILY,
I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU
IN THIS HOSPITAL AGAIN.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
YES, SIR.
OKAY, GOOD.
WELL, ENJOY THE VISIWITH YOUR FAMILY,
AND TRY AND GET SOME REST.
THEY CAN TAKE YOU HOME
IN THE MORNING.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT TO SAY TO YOU.
I DON'T.
I KNEW THAT YOU HAD TO LEARN
YOUR FUCKING LESSON,
BUT ADAM, WHAT THE FUCK
WERE YOU THINKING, HUH?
WHAT THE FUCK
WERE YOU THINKING?
WHAT ABOUT ME?
WHAT ABOUT ME, ADAM?
WHAT ABOUYOUR FUCKING FAMILY?
YOU, YOU SCARED
THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
YOU DID, AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE THINKING,
I DON'T, ADAM.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T SAY ANYTHING,
BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE
THAT THERE'S ANYTHING TO SAY.
YOU ARE DONE.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
YOU ARE DONE
WITH ALL OF THAT SHIT,
AND WE ARE TOGETHER
GONNA GO HOME,
AND WE'RE GONNA GO
HAVE A NORMAL LIFE
LIKE TWO FUCKING
NORMAL PEOPLE.
OKAY?
AND THAT'S THE THING.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
OKAY?
BY THE WAY, I THREW AWAY ALL OF
THAT SHIT OF YOURS LAST NIGHT.
THE CONSCIOUS MIND
IS A CRITICAL MIND,
AND IT'S A MIND
THAT IS RIGHT NOW,
AND IT'S DECIDING WHETHER WHAT I'M
TELLING YOU IS RIGHT FOR YOU OR NOT,
BUT THE SUBCONSCIOUS MIND IS TOTALLY
NON-CRITICAL, NON-JUDGMENTAL,
AND IT'S WHERE YOU'LL SET GOOD,
POSITIVE AND POWERFUL SUGGESTIONS.
SO YOU LIKE
THAT PROFILE PICTURE?
YEAH, NO, NO,
I JUST PUT THAT ONE UP.
YEAH, AH, NO,
I LOVE PUPPIES, YEAH.
NO, I DON'T, I DON'T.
I LIVE WITH MY MOM, AND SHE...
SHE DOESN'T LET ME
HAVE ANY DOGS, BUT...
OTHERWISE I'D HAVE PROBABLY,
LIKE, SO MANY DOGS, YEAH,
BUT PUPPIES.
YEAH, YEAH.
OH, DUDE, YOU SCARED...
BRO, I HAVE PHONE SEX
WITH THIS GIRL
EVERY DAY.
I AM NOT EVEN GONNA
ASK ABOUT THAT.
MAN, DUDE, THIS GIRL,
I'M TELLING YOU, KILLER.
- KILLER.
- COOL.
BRAZILIAN.
I MEAN, SHE'S NOT,
BUT SHE LOOKS BRAZILIAN.
HEY, WELCOME BACK.
WE'VE MISSED YOU.
MR. LOUIS HAS BEEN
CIRCLING YOUR DESK.
- I THINK HE MISSED YOU.
- DUDE, THAT'S WEIRD.
BOYS, YOU DO REALIZE
THAT WE'RE A TEAM.
WE'RE A TEAM. ALL OF US ARE
COMPONENTS OF THIS GREAT TEAM.
WHAT I CAN'FIGURE OUT THOUGH IS,
WHO'S IN WHAT POSITION
OF THE BATTERY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BATTERY
IS IN BASEBALL, RIGHT?
THE BATTERY?
- NO.
- THE BATTERY IS YOUR PITCHER, YOUR CATCHER.
UP UNTIL THIS MOMENT,
I COULDN'T FIGURE OUWHO IS THE PITCHER,
AND WHO IS THE CATCHER,
BECAUSE IN MY OPINION,
YOU'RE BOTH FUCKING CATCHERS.
SEE, I'M ON THE HILL HERE, AND I'M
THROWING STRAIGHT FUCKING HEAT,
AND THAT HEAT IS BEING
TAKEN BY THE CATCHER
RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING ASS,
AND IT SMELLS LIKE SHIBACK HERE RIGHT NOW, PAL.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
- MM-HMM.
OKAY. SO STOP SIGNALING
FOR THE CURVE BALL,
WHEN YOU KNOW I WANTHE FUCKING HEAT.
WOW.
HE MISSED YOU.
GET BACK TO WORK.
SEE YOU.
STOP BEING A BABY.
- MMM, YOU READY?
- NO.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
OH. THAT DIDN'T HURT.
- YOU'RE SUCH A BABY.
- I KNOW, OOH.
COME ON,
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
IT ACTUALLY REALLY ISN'T THAT BAD.
IT'S HEALING.
- YEAH?
- YEAH, IT LOOKS GOOD.
I THINK I'M GONNA
GO BACK TO THE GYM SOON.
- SOON?
- LIKE TONIGHT.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- NO, I FEEL GOOD.
- NO.
- IT WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
YOU FEEL GOOD?
YOU CAN'T EVEN SIT DOWN.
- I CAN SIT.
- YOU CAN'T GO TO THE GYM.
- YES.
- UH, NO.
- THE DOCTOR SAID, YOU KNOW...
- THE DOCTOR SAID...
IF I CALLED
YOUR DOCTOR RIGHT NOW,
WOULD HE SAY THAT YOU
SHOULD GO TO THE GYM?
- YES.
- I DON'T THINK SO. STOP IT.
OH, SHIT!
I GOT YOU, MAN, A SPOT, G.
COME ON, MAN, PUSH!
- IT'S 95 POUNDS, NIGGA, PUSH!
- I CAN'T.
AH!
GET YOUR ASS UP.
YOU HAVE TO BE MORE
CAREFUL, ASSHOLE.
GET UP.
PATHETIC.
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN SEEING
YOU HERE A LOT LATELY, MAN.
YOU'VE BEEN HITTING
THAT SHIT PRETTY HARD.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? SHOWING
UP IS ONLY PART OF THE JOB.
IT'S ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK
YOU DO ONCE YOU GET HERE.
SEE, YOU REMIND ME
OF MYSELF.
I USED TO BUST MY ASS, MAN,
AND NO GAINS.
DAY IN, DAY FUCKING OUT.
WELL, GUESS WHAT?
ALL THAT CHANGED THE FIRSMOMENT I JUMPED ON A CYCLE.
A CYCLE?
YEAH, GEAR.
YOU MEAN LIKE... LIKE FINA?
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT FINA?
I MADE SOME.
WAIT A MINUTE.
COME BACK.
- YOU MADE SOME FINA?
- YEAH.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
YOU MADE SOME FINA?
AND WHAT HAPPENED?
I GOT AN INFECTION.
YOU TRYING TO KILL
YOUR FUCKING SELF?
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU USE DIRTY SHIT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA HELP YOU.
I'M GONNA PUT YOU
ON SOME CLEAN SHIT.
OH, UH, I AM...
I'M NOT, UM...
YOU SCARED?
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
LOOK, YOU SEE THE GUY OVER THERE?
DON'T MAKE IT OBVIOUS.
THE GUY OVER THERE
IN THE CORNER.
DO YOU THINK
THAT'S NATURAL?
NO.
GUESS WHO DID THAT.
MAN, FUCK WHAYOU HEARD, MAN.
FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD
ABOUT STEROIDS
BEING ALL BAD
AND SHIT FOR YOU.
THEY'RE ONLY BAD IF YOU DON'KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING.
BUT IF YOU KNOW
HOW TO USE THEM RIGHT,
THAT'S WHAYOU LOOK LIKE.
THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
IT'S NOT ABOUMISTREATING YOUR BODY.
IT'S ABOUT TREATING
YOUR BODY.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
MY NIGGA.
- THERE SHE IS. HOW YOU DOING?
- HI.
TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF.
I SEE THEM ON THE CARPET.
- YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT.
- WHAT?
YOU'RE ALL SWEATY. CAN YOU CHANGE
YOUR SHIRT, PLEASE? PLEASE?
EVERYTHING
IN THE BASKET IS CLEAN,
- BUT THAT IS JUST SO WET.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
- HELLO.
- HI.
- CAN YOU TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF?
- SORRY.
KIND OF THE HOUSE RULE,
YOU GOTTA TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF,
SO YOU DON'T BRING THE DIRT INSIDE.
YOU GET IT?
- GOT IT.
- HOW ABOUT NOW?
THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
MUCH BETTER.
- I SEE YOU MET ASSHOLE.
- I DID, HELLO, ASSHOLE.
ASSHOLE,
THIS IS MY GIRL, TRISH.
HI TRISH, IT'S ADAM.
NO, WHATEVER.
POTENTIAL CLIENT.
OKAY, WELL, GO DO YOUR THING.
I'LL BE HERE.
- DON'T MIND ME.
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON, MAN,
- LET'S GO.
- OKAY.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HOLY SHIT, MAN.
YOU'RE LIKE A PHARMACY.
GODDAMN RIGHT.
MY VERY OWN
BODY ENHANCEMENFRANCHISE.
- WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU DOING?
- SORRY, MAN, JUST...
- DON'T TOUCH SHIT.
- FUCKING NEEDLES, MAN.
DON'T YELL AT HIM.
HE STILL HAS TO BUY IT.
WOULD YOU LET ME HANDLE MY
BUSINESS, BABY? GOD DAMN.
DON'T YELL AT ME!
ALL RIGHT,
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
IT HURTS MY FEELINGS.
OKAY.
SO LISTEN,
THIS IS WHAT WE GONNA DO.
CYPIONATE.
TESTOSTERONE.
BABE, WE GOTTA
GO TO DINNER SOON,
SO I WANT YOU
TO START GETTING READY.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
LET ME GO AHEAD AND FINISH
HANDLING THIS BUSINESS,
BABY, ALL RIGHT?
YOU GOTTA TAKE DOWN
THAT SERIAL KILLER SHION THE WALLS BEFORE
I START COOKING AGAIN.
- OKAY.
- THAT'S SCARY AS FUCK.
ALL RIGHT!
THIS RIGHT HERE
IS MY FAVORITE.
DECA, IT'S FOR YOUR BULKING
AND FOR YOUR JOINTS.
YOU'RE GONNA TAKE
TWO SHOTS OF EACH ONCE A WEEK.
- WHAT ABOUT AN ABSCESS?
- AN ABSCESS? THAT'S THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES.
THAT ABSCESS SHIT HAPPENED BECAUSE
YOU WERE SHOOTING SOME DIRTY SHIT.
ALL RIGHT? BESIDES, YOU DIDN'KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE DOING.
I DON'T KNOW, MAN,
IT'S JUST...
ARE YOU FUCKING
KIDDING ME, MAN?
MAN, I DON'T...
I DON'T...
LISTEN, EVERY TIME
YOU FEELING
THAT QUEASY-ASS SHIYOU'RE FEELING,
LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND
SAY, "DO I LIKE THE WAY I LOOK?"
ANSWER, "FUCK NO,"
AND SHOOT.
LISTEN, MAN, I'M GONNA
DO YOU A FAVOR,
I HAD MY SHOTS TODAY. I'M GONNA
SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT, OKAY?
- RIGHT NOW?
- YEAH, I'M ABOUT TO DO IT NOW. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
NO.
ONE INCH SYRINGES.
YOU'RE GONNA EXTRACT ONE CC.
ONE.
ALL RIGHT?
I'M GONNA PUTHE LID BACK ON IT.
IT POPS RIGHT OFF.
DISCARD.
GRAB A WHOLE 'NOTHER NEEDLE.
TWIST IT ON.
YOU'RE READY TO GO.
MAN, I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT...
LOOK, MAN THE FUCK UP!
YOU'RE A GROWN-ASS MAN,
STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH!
I'M WASTING MY FUCKING
TIME WITH YOU?
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA
DO THIS SHIT AGAIN.
WALK ME THROUGH
THE PROCESS.
- TALK TO ME!
- SWITCH... SWITCH NEEDLES NOW.
READY TO GO.
- ALCOHOL.
- ALCOHOL PREP.
- YOU READY?
- UH-UH.
YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH.
NO BLOOD.
A LITTLE OIL.
NO VEIN.
ALL MUSCLE.
DON'T WORRY.
YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.
COME ON. YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.
HEY...
- HERE.
- NO, THANKS, I DON'T SMOKE.
GET IT ANYWAY, NIGGA,
GET IT ANYWAY!
TELL ME NO
IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE?
IT'S FUCKING
TERRIBLE OVER HERE.
- OH, GOD.
- IT'S REALLY THICK.
WELL, LOOK,
I WAS CONTEMPLATING THIS,
BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GO AHEAD
AND MAKE THE DELIVERY FOR ME,
AND MAKE SURE HE'S STRAIGHT?
I'LL COVER YOUR PACKAGE. NO NEED
TO WORRY ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?
- I DON'T KNOW, MAN, MAYBE I CAN PAY FOR IT?
- YOU WANNA PAY FOR IT?
WELL, SHIT, NIGGA, GO AHEAD
AND GIVE ME $600 RIGHT NOW.
- $600?
- YEAH, $100 A BOTTLE, MAN.
MAN, LOOK,
DO YOU WANT THIS OR NOT?
OKAY, SO, IF I DO THIS, UM,
I GUESS, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR,
I'M DELIVERING STEROIDS?
HEY, UH, JASON SENT ME.
COME IN?
LET ME CLEAR A SPOFOR YOU.
SORRY.
HERE WE GO.
- SIT DOWN.
- ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
CAN I GET YOU
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
- NO, I'M OKAY.
- YOU HUNGRY?
- NO.
- YOU SURE?
- YEAH.
- YOU KNOW, I MAKE A BAD-ASS PROTEIN SHAKE, BOSS.
I... I APPRECIATE IT,
BUT I'M GOOD.
I THINK YOU NEED ONE.
I'LL GET YOU ONE, OKAY?
BY THE WAY, MY NAME IS PETER.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M ADAM.
SO HOW LONG
YOU KNOWN JASON FOR?
OH, I JUST... I JUSMET HIM RECENTLY.
ONE BAD-ASS SHAKE
COMING UP.
- GOOD.
- IS IT GOOD?
MM-HMM, YEAH,
IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
I TOLD YOU. I MAKE A
BAD-ASS PROTEIN SHAKE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? IN MY MIND,
THERE'S NO EXCUSE
FOR BEING ANYTHING LESS
THAN STRONG AS POSSIBLE.
STRONGER IS BETTER.
I DIDN'T WANT TO INJECT THIS
CRAP INTO MY BODY, TO BE HONEST,
BUT I HAD TO.
AND NOW THAT I'VE DONE IT,
I MEAN, I LOVE STEROIDS.
I THINK I'LL BE...
BE ON AND OFF THEM
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
I MEAN, ARE STEROIDS SAFE?
DAMN, MY SHIT BLOWING UP LIKE
GRAND CENTRAL STATION OVER HERE.
MAN, SHIT, I'M RUNNING
OUT OF EVERYTHING, TOO.
TRICIA WILL BE MAD, BUT I HAVE TO
SET THE LABORATORY UP ONE MORE AGAIN.
THIS MONEY LOOKING TOO GOOD
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
HEY, MAN, YOU GONNA HAVE TO HELP
ME BAG SOME OF THIS SHIT UP, BRO.
YOU'RE OVER HERE
RIPPING YOUR FACE OFF.
LOOK AT YOU,
YOU HIGH AS SHIT.
- THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT, AIN'T IT?
- UH-HUH.
HOW YOU FEEL?
- ALL RIGHT.
- NO, MAN, HOW YOU FEEL?
YOU LOOK BIG AS SHIT, DOG.
- SHUT UP.
- NO, FOR REAL, MAN. STAND UP.
- I JUST SMOKED. I'M HIGH.
- MAN, GET THE FUCK UP, NOW.
COME ON, MAN. THIS IS FREE
BODY BUILDING ADVICE.
PEEL OFF, MAN.
LET ME SEE.
YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE
A CHIPPENDALE DANCER AND SHIT.
THESE TOO?
PULL IT OFF, MAN.
YOU WORKED SO HARD, CAN'BE AFRAID TO SHOW IT OFF.
WELL, YOU DONE PACKED ON SOME SERIOUS
MASS SINCE LAST TIME WE SAW YOU.
FACE ME.
ALL RIGHT, PECS COMING IN,
BODY FAT IS DROPPING,
PICKING UP. COME ON,
TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND.
GOOD, MAN.
LOOK AT YOU.
BACK IS ALL GETTING WIDE.
DELTS COMING IN.
MAN, DO YOU FEEL BIGGER?
- NO.
- I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING STRONGER.
- I MEAN, NOT REALLY.
- WHAT?
- YEAH.
- YOU FEEL LIKE A HUMAN PINCUSHION, DON'T YOU?
- MY ASS IS KILLING ME THOUGH.
- MAN, THAT'S PART OF IT, MAN.
MAN, SIT DOWN, DOG, LOOK.
HELP ME BAG THIS SHIT UP.
OH! FORGOT, THIS IS FOR YOU.
THIS IS YOUR PCT.
PULL CYCLE THERAPY.
THIS IS SOME REAL
IMPORTANT SHIT.
MOST PEOPLE DON'T EVEN DO IT.
THEY'RE CRAZY IF THEY DON'T.
BUT FOR YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT.
THIS IS THE BESAND THE SAFEST WAY
TO RETURN YOUR BODY
BACK TO HOMEOSTASIS
WHILE KEEPING
YOUR MUSCLE GAINS.
- HMM.
- HERE. START ON THAT REAL SOON.
ALL RIGHT, HURRY UP, MAN.
COME ON, DOG!
HERE YOU GO. COME ON, TWO OF THE
GREEN, AND ONE OF EVERYTHING ELSE,
- OKAY?
- ALL RIGHT.
THROW IN A FEW
SYRINGES AND SHIT, MAN,
JUST TO GET THEM STARTED.
I AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING
PHARMACIST.
I'M THEIR PUSHER, BABY.
BEWILDERED HERDS,
SHARPEN YOUR TEETH
REMEMBER THESE THREE QUOTES
ONLY LIE TO CAMERAS
COPS AND CROOKS
SEE KINDNESS
IS WITHIN OUR POWER
BUT FONDESS IS NOUNDER THE FALSE
UMBRELLA OF HOPE
LIVES ARE SOLD,
PEOPLE ARE BOUGHT
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
ALL MEN WERE CREATED EQUAL
YOU'RE NOT CREATED
IN THE WOMB
YOU'RE CREATED IN A CLASSROOM
BY RICH PEOPLE
AND HISTORY IS WRITTEN THROUGH
THE EYES OF THE BUTCHER
THOSE WHO BENEFIT FROM AN IGNORANPUBLIC CONDESCENDS AND INSULT YOU
THEY BUILT YOU
IN THE IMAGE OF SLAVES
THE FREE MEN GOT LOCKED UP
AS LONG AS THEY CONTROL
THE MEANS OF SELLING BELIEFS
NO MAN IS EQUAL
IF THERE'S A POLICEMAN LIVING
IN YOUR HEAD YOU'RE NOT FREE
CAUSE THE FREE TRADE
WERE REAL
EVERYONE
WOULD OWN A COMPANY
ALL THAT IS SOLID
HAS MELTED INTO AIR
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHO YOU VOTE FOR
THE GOVERNMENWILL ALWAYS GET IN
ALL THAT WAS ONCE SOLVED
IS NOW TOO LATE TO AIR
100,000,000 LEMMINGS
CAN'T BE WRONG
PEOPLE JOIN THE ARMY
TO PAY FOR COLLEGE
IN CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS
GO TO COLLEGE FOR FREE
WHAT WILL YOU DO ,SMOKE WEED
ON THE WEEKENDS AND GO HIKING
OR SERVE THE WHITE COLLAR DEATH
SQUAD OF AN OIL COMPANY MILITARY
EVERYBODY WANTS HEAVEN
BUT NOBODY WANTS DEAD
WE ARE LIVING IN A RICH MAN'S
HEAVEN, A POOR MAN'S HELL
THE MIDDLE CLASS IS DWINDLING
THE POPULATION IS DOUBLING
WE ARE NOT LIVING IN ROME,
WE'VE BEEN LIVING IN A FIFEDOM
SO WHEN THEY REMAP
ALL THE GENOMES
REMEMBER IT'S
A HATE-FREE ZONE
CAUSE MONEY DOESN'CARE WHO BURNS IT
THEY LEFT THE DOOR OPEN
'CAUSE THE BEST ILLUSIONS
ARE HALF-REAL
HI.
WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'M READING.
I SWEAR I HEARD YOU
TALKING TO SOMEBODY.
NO, I'M TALKING TO NO ONE.
ARE YOU TIRED?
OR CRAZY?
I'M TIRED.
I DON'T KNOW.
AND YOU'RE PRETTY STINKY.
YOU SMELL ME FROM THERE?
I CAN SMELL YOU FROM HERE,
AND IT'S NOT GOOD.
CAN YOU TAKE
A SHOWER THOUGH,
BECAUSE I JUSCLEANED THE SHEETS,
AND IT SMELLS
REALLY GOOD OVER HERE,
AND WE CAN CUDDLE
BEFORE BED.
DO YOU WANNA JUMP
IN THE SHOWER WITH ME?
I KNOW I SAID I WOULD, BUT I'M SO TIRED.
I HAD A LONG DAY.
REALLY?
I KNOW.
I'M A PROMISE BREAKER,
BUT I PROMISE TOMORROW.
PROMISE.
OKAY.
SEE YOU IN A BIT.
OKAY.
HURRY UP!
OKAY.
DON'T STOP, MY BOY,
JUST KEEP GOING... GO ON.
DON'T STOP. DON'T STOP.
DON'T STOP. DON'T STOP.
- LISTEN.
- WHAT?
I JUST TOLD YOU
DON'T FUCKING STOP.
BE NATURAL,
GODDAMN IT!
- PUT THE FUCKING WEIGHTS BACK UP.
- WELL...
LISTEN, I NEED YOU
TO GO TO THE BACK,
FAR RIGHT CORNER,
GRAB MY BAG, OKAY?
JUST GRAB MY BAG
AND WAIT ABOUT FIVE MINUTES,
- MEET ME AT THE HOUSE.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- MOTHERFUCKER, IF YOU DROP THEM WEIGHTS ONE MORE TIME...
- FUCK!
- I SAID BE NATURAL.
- ALL RIGHT.
FIVE MINUTES.
GRAB MY BAG,
LET ME LEAVE
THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
MEET ME AT THE HOUSE,
CAN YOU DO THAT?
YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT.
MY NIGGA,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
- DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
- SHH SHH.
WAS ANYBODY FOLLOWING US?
- I DON'T KNOW...
- WAS SOMEBODY FOLLOWING YOU, BRO?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- WERE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?
- NO, I WASN'T.
- FUCK.
HOLD ON.
THE WHOLE THING AT THE GYM
WAS FREAKING ME OUT, BRO.
SHIT.
NOW DO ME A FAVOR, MAN,
PACK YOUR BOY ONE UP.
COME ON, DOG, I CAN'T FUCK
WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW SOBER,
I NEED TO BE HIGH.
THEY MOTHERFUCKERS.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
WHAT HAPPENED TODAY IS BECAUSE SOME
PEOPLE WERE JUST HATING ON ME, DOG.
JUST HATING ON ME,
FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
THEY MAD 'CAUSE
I'M MAKING MONEY.
THEY'RE TRYING TO FUCK UP
MY BUSINESS, THOUGH.
YOU SCARED THE SHIOUTTA ME, MAN,
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT TO THINK.
YEAH, MAN, I KNOW.
I NEED TO BE FUCKING
HIGH RIGHT NOW,
I CAN'T DEAL
WITH THIS SHIT SOBER.
COME ON, MAN, DUDE, YOU PACKING
THAT BITCH REALLY SLOW RIGHT NOW.
COME ON, DOG, GOD DAMN.
YOU'RE SO GOD DAMN
SLOW AT EVERYTHING.
YEAH.
THAT'S WHAI'M TALKING ABOUT.
HEY, MAN, I'M GONNA
NEED MORE SOON.
MORE WHAT?
UH, TESTS.
I DROPPED A BOTTLE
OFF THE COUNTER TODAY.
DON'T BE DOING MORE
THAN I FUCKING TELL YOU TO DO.
DO YOU THINK
I'M STUPID, MAN?
YOU DO IT LIKE
I TOLD YOU TO DO IT.
THIS SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'M TALKING ABOUT BITCH TITS,
I'M TALKING ABOUT ACNE.
ALL THAT UGLY SHIT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
PEOPLE WHO TAKE THIS SHIWORK TWICE AS HARD
THAN PEOPLE WHO DON'T.
YOU WANNA BECOME
A FUCKING OLYMPIAN?
YOU WANNA WIN A GOLD MEDAL?
THEY TAKE THIS SHIT,
AND THEY WORK THEIR ASSES OFF,
FOR EVERY SECOND,
EVERY MINUTE,
AND EVERY HOUR
OF THEIR SESSION.
THEY GO BALLS OUT.
SO THERE'S NO
EASY WAY AROUND THIS SHIT.
MAN, I'M SORRY, DOG. I'M FUCKING
TRIPPING.
THAT SHIT WASN'EVEN FOR YOU, HOMIE.
YOU KNOW WHAT, MY BAD.
I WAS WRONG.
LOOK, GO AHEAD,
TAKE WHATEVER YOU NEED.
ALL RIGHT?
TAKE WHATEVER YOU NEED.
I'M SORRY, MAN.
DO ME A FAVOR.
GO AHEAD, RIP YOUR FACE OFF.
THAT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO, MAN,
FOR YOU LOOKING OUT FOR ME, DOG.
THAT WAS REAL GANGSTER SHIYOU DID EARLIER,
AND I APPRECIATE THAT.
REAL TOUGH.
YEAH, LOOK AT YOU.
MY NIGGA.
MMM.
HOW'S BREAKFAST?
IT'S ALL GOOD.
THESE EGGS?
THEY'RE THE SAME EGGS
I MAKE YOU EVERY DAY.
DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?
I'M OKAY, THANKS.
WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO
THIS WEEKEND?
- THE ZOO?
- THE ZOO?
- WHAT?
- IT'S SO MEAN. I HATE THE ZOO.
WELL, CAUSE IT'S MEAN
LOCKING THEM UP AND THEN...
I TOLD YOU THAT.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
I LIKE THAT DRESS.
THANK YOU.
I ORDERED IT ONLINE. I DIDN'THINK IT WAS GONNA FIT, BUT...
- IT'S PRETTY CUTE.
- YEAH.
IT'S RED AND BRIGHT.
THANK YOU.
SO, WHAT'S YOUR DAY LIKE?
DO YOU THINK
YOU'LL BE OUT EARLY?
AH, DEFINITELY NOBEING ABLE TO GET OUT EARLY,
BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S MORE
SELLING PEOPLE SELF-HELP BOOKS
THAT PROBABLY NEED HELP,
BUT CAN'T ADMIT IT.
I'M GETTING YELLED AT.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
- OFF! TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.
WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG
WITH YOU?
- AND SHOW ME THAT YOU'RE NOT SHOOTING UP AGAIN!
- WHAT?
PROVE IT TO ME! PROVE IT TO ME
YOU'RE NOT SHOOTING UP AGAIN, HUH?
OKAY, SO, I AM DOING STEROIDS,
YES, BUT THEY ARE SAFE.
- THOSE ARE SAFE?
- YES.
I FUCKING HATE YOU, ADAM.
I HATE YOU
AND YOU'RE A LIAR.
SARA!
CAN YOU STOP?
YOU LIED!
DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN.
DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!
DO NOT TELL ME
TO CALM DOWN!
SARA... WHY DO...
WHAT ABOUT US?
THERE IS NO US, ADAM.
THERE IS NO US
UNTIL YOU FIX YOU!
THIS IS A TELEMARKETING CALL, SIR,
BUT I HAVE A SPECIAL OFFER TODAY
ON A SUBSCRIPTION TO A SELF-HELP
BOOK THAT I THINK MIGHT HELP YOU.
HELLO? AH, YES,
THIS IS ADAM STENSON.
I'M SEEING
IF YOU HAD A MOMENT...
HELLO, MY NAME
IS ADAM STENSON.
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
YES, THIS IS
A TELEMARKETING CALL.
FUCK OFF.
SIR, ARE YOU STILL THERE?
OKAY, GREAT. I HAVE A GREAT DEAL ON A
SUBSCRIPTION THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE TODAY.
UH, IT'S FOR 19.95, AND I THINK
YOU'D REALLY LOVE IT.
YOU UNDERSTAND ME, DOG?
YOU A FUCKING RETARD
OR SOMETHING?
- I'LL FIND YOU.
- YOU'LL FIND ME?
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? HOW ABOUT YOU LISTEN
TO ME, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
FUCKERS LIKE YOU I DEAL WITH
ON A DAILY FUCKING BASIS THASHOW ME NO GODDAMN RESPECT?
HUH? DO YOU? DO YOU?
HELLO? HELLO?
FUCK!
STENSON!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
YOU'RE FIRED!
GET OUT NOW!
NOW, STENSON!
OH, YOU WANT A PIECE?
GO AHEAD, MOTHERFUCKER,
TAKE IT.
COME ON, MAN. I'D LOVE IT.
GO AHEAD.
HOLD!
YOU ARE MAKING A CAREER
DECISION RIGHT NOW, MY FRIEND.
FOLLOW HIM AND GET THE FUCK
OUT AND DON'T EVER COME BACK.
OTHERWISE YOU TURN TO YOUR
CUBICLE AND GET ON THE PHONE!
OR I FIND MYSELF
A NEW NUMBER 15.
THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT.
THE REST OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS,
GET ON THE PHONE!
- HI.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- YEAH?
YOU LOOK REALLY TAN.
- DO YOU LIKE IT?
- NO.
- NO, IT'S OKAY.
- YEAH, HMM.
IT'S A LOT OF TAN.
YOU LOOK GOOD THOUGH.
THANK YOU.
I MISSED YOU.
DO YOU MEAN THAT?
YEAH.
I MISSED YOU, TOO.
COME HERE.
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE
WE SHOULD TALK FIRST.
WE NEED TO TALK
ABOUT THINGS.
LATER?
- MMM.
- MMM.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ADAM, OW, OW!
ADAM, WAIT,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU'RE HURTING ME!
LISTEN TO ME!
YOU'RE HURTING...
ADAM!
STOP IT!
STOP IT!
GET OFF OF ME!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
WHAT DID I DO?
SARA!
MAY I HELP YOU,
MOTHERFUCKER?
I'M ADAM'S FATHER.
I WANT YOU TO STAY AWAY
FROM MY SON.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
THE FUCK YOU AT?
HUH?
YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE,
DO YOU?
LOOK, MAN, WHATEVER
YOU'RE THINKING,
YOU GOT THIS SHIT ALL WRONG, MAN, A'IGHT?
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
YOU GO NEAR MY SON AGAIN,
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU.
YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK
OFF MY PROPERTY RIGHT NOW.
I'LL KILL YOU.
YOU NEED TO GETHE FUCK UP OUTTA HERE.
DON'T THREATEN ME
IN MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE.
HOPE YOU MAKE IT TO THE CAR,
MOTHERFUCKER!
MAN, RACK THIS SHIT UP.
COME ON, MAN, RACK IT.
LOOK...
LOOK, MAN, THINGS ARE A BISKETCHY RIGHT NOW.
- I JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
LISTEN, MAN, MY CONNECIN CHINA JUST GOT POPPED.
I'M LOW ON GEAR.
SO THIS MEANS THAT THIS
MAY BE YOUR LAST CYCLE.
I'M ALMOST OUT, MAN.
THAT'S OKAY.
YOU'RE COMING UPON YOUR PCPHASE RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
YOU GET TO KEEP
SOME OF THOSE GAINS,
YOU KNOW, LET YOUR
RECEPTORS RECOVER.
THEN WE HIT FULL
ANOTHER MONTH OR TWO.
A MONTH OFF?
THAT'S THE WAY
THE GAME IS PLAYED.
MAN, FUCK THAT, MAN!
THERE HE IS.
ARE YOU ADAM STENSON?
YEAH, I'M ADAM STENSON.
YOU'RE UNDER ARRESFOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.
YOU HAVE THE RIGHTO REMAIN SILENT.
ANYTHING YOU SAY
CAN AND WILL BE USED
AGAINST YOU
IN A COURT OF LAW.
YOU HAVE THE RIGHTO AN ATTORNEY.
IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD
AN ATTORNEY,
ONE WILL BE PROVIDED TO YOU.
I'VE READ YOU YOUR RIGHTS.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
YEAH.
YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
QUITE THE DAY.
WHAT'S NEXT?
HONEY.
NO, I'M... I'M...
I'M FASCINATED TO FIND OUWHAT COULD POSSIBLY
BE NEXT FOR ADAM.
- HONEY.
- NO! WHAT'S NEXT, SON?
HONEY, WHY DON'T WE TALK
ABOUT THIS WHEN WE'RE AT HOME,
OKAY?
ADAM, WE TALKED
AND WE THINK IT'S BESIF YOU COME BACK HOME
WITH US, OKAY?
WHAT THE FUCK
WERE YOU THINKING, HUH?
- BOB!
- PULL OVER AND LET ME OUT OF THIS CAR.
- WHAT?
- LET ME OUT.
OH, FUCKING RELAX.
- MY GOD, ADAM, YOU'RE SHAKING.
- LISTEN!
PULL OVER AND LET ME
OUT OF THIS FUCKING CAR!
- OH, YOU WANT OUT?
- YES, I WANT...
- FINE.
- LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CAR!
GET THE FUCK OUT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ADAM, COME ON, MAN!
ADAM, COME ON, MAN.
DON'T YOU GET IT, MAN?
DON'T YOU FUCKING GET IT THAWHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN
THAT THE TRUTH
IS THE ONLY THING
- THAT'S GONNA GET YOU OUT OF IT?
- THE TRUTH?
THE TRUTH IS YOU'VE BEEN
IN DENIAL MY ENTIRE LIFE.
- DO YOU EVEN REALIZE THAT?
- I'M SORRY.
OKAY? I'M SORRY.
I LOVE YOU.
YOU'RE MY SON.
YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
BUT WE HAVE GIVEN YOU
EVERYTHING WE CAN, MAN.
WE DID THE BESWE POSSIBLY COULD.
THE REST IS FUCKING
UP TO YOU.
LOOK, I KNOW
YOU'RE ON STEROIDS.
OKAY? I GET IT.
YOU'RE ON DRUGS.
I UNDERSTAND.
I WANNA HELP.
EVERYBODY'S ON SOMETHING.
EVERYBODY'S ON A DRUG.
WHY AM I THE BAD GUY?
BAD? GOOD? I DON'T GIVE
A SHIT ABOUT THAT, MAN,
I... I GIVE A SHITHAT YOU'RE GONNA END UP
FUCKING DEAD WITH THIS.
OKAY? THAT IS
MY BIGGEST FEAR.
THAT HAS BECOME
MY BIGGEST FEAR.
YOU KNOW THAT?
WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T FEAR
WHAT YOU CAN'T CONTROL.
I DON'T WANNA CONTROL YOU.
OKAY?
I WANT TO HELP YOU.
I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU...
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
I MEAN, LOOK AT YOURSELF,
MAN, LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM, OKAY?
BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
SOME PEOPLE
LIVE AND LEARN,
OTHER PEOPLE
JUST FUCKING LIVE.
AND DON'T TRY AND TELL ME
YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE
A CHOICE TO GET OUT OF THIS
BEFORE IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE,
CAUSE YOU DO!
YOU JUST GOTTA
REALIZE THAT LIFE...
LIFE AIN'T THAT FUCKING HARD,
MAN, LIFE IS FUCKING EASY,
IF YOU JUST GET OUOF YOUR OWN FUCKING WAY.
IT'S SO EASY FOR YOU
TO SAY THAT, DAD.
ADAM, COME ON, MAN!
SARA.
NO, HE'S NOT WITH US.
WE... YES, BUT HE JUMPED
OUT OF THE CAR,
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE IS, SO...
I TELL YA,
I'M REALLY SCARED.
OKAY.
KEEP YOUR PHONE ON.
HEY.
I PROMISE, I'M GONNA
GET OUR BOY BACK.
HEY!
COME ON, MAN, OPEN THE DOOR.
COME ON, MAN, OPEN THE DOOR! I
KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING IN THERE.
NOW WHAT THE FUCK
IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?
HUH? GET THE FUCK
OFF MY PROPERTY.
- LOOK, MAN, I NEED YOUR HELP.
- NEED MY HELP?
ADAM'S IN TROUBLE.
ALL RIGHT,
IF YOU HELP ME,
I PROMISE I WON'T TELL THE COPS
YOU'RE A FUCKING DRUG DEALER.
HEY, FUCK YOU, MAN.
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- WAIT A SEC. WAIT A SECOND.
LOOK, MAN,
YOU GAVE HIM THE SHIT.
I WAS DOING MY FUCKING JOB.
HAD YOU BEEN DOING YOURS,
YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS
POSITION, NOW WOULD YOU?
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,
MAN, YOU FIX IT.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
- GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY.
WAIT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
HELP ME SAVE MY SON, PLEASE.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO ABOUT THIS, HUH?
WELL, FUCK.
WHAT THE FUCK?
CALM DOWN, MAN.
WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU, OKAY?
WHAT THE FUCK
IS HE DOING HERE?
WE'RE HERE
TO HELP YOU, ADAM.
SARA, CALLED ME, OKAY?
SHE WANTED ME HERE.
DO YOU WANT TO CRITICIZE ME
LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD,
- IS THAT WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING HERE?
- SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU
- CAUSE YOU'RE ACTING CRAZY.
- OH, YOU WANNA TELL ME THAT I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
CALM DOWN, MAN.
I'M DOING SOMETHING
THAT MAKES ME FEEL RIGHT,
AND YOU GUYS JUST WANNA TAKE
THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME.
I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T... I CAN'HEY, HEY, HEY, SARA, SARA,
SARA, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
- GO. YOU LET HER FUCKING GO.
- LET'S TALK THIS THROUGH.
- OKAY?
- BRO, WHEN HAVE YOU CARED ABOUT ANYONE
BUT YOUR GODDAMN SELF, HMM?
- HEY, HEY, RELAX, MAN.
- DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME.
- OKAY.
- DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME.
OKAY, MAN.
HEY, WE LOVE YOU.
WE'RE HERE TO HELP, OKAY?
WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
WE'RE CONCERNED, OKAY?
- YOU'RE ACTING A LITTLE...
- DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!
- GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE.
- STOP HIM! STOP HIM!
GO GET THE FUCK OUT!
NO, I TOLD YOU, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM.
THAT IS NOT ADAM.
IT'S OKAY. OKAY?
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
WHAT THE FUCK?
FUCK.
ADAM, OPEN THE DOOR, MAN.
COME ON, MAN.
ADAM, PLEASE.
I LOVE YOU.
MOM LOVES YOU.
SARA LOVES YOU.
WE ALL LOVE YOU.
WE WANNA HELP YOU.
- LET US HELP YOU.
- FUCK IT ALL. YOU CAN'T HELP ME!
- WHY?
- YOU CAN'T FUCKING FIX ME.
- YOU CAN'T.
- KNOCK THAT BULLSHIT OFF.
COME ON,
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!
- FUCK. JUST LEAVE.
- THIS IS NOT YOU, THIS IS THE SHIT YOU'VE BEEN TAKING.
LET ME HELP YOU.
I LOVE YOU, ADAM.
FUCK!
WHAT? WHAT?
ADAM, DON'T HANG UP, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT.
I WANNA TELL YOU THAT I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.
I'VE NEVER TOLD YOU
HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE.
EVERY MUSCLE, EVERY BONE,
EVERY ORGAN IS BEAUTIFUL.
EVERY FIBER
OF YOUR BODY IS...
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, AND IT HAS
BEEN IN EVERY WAY ALWAYS.
YOU'RE YOU.
YOU'RE JUST YOU.
LOOK, WHEN I SAW YOU TODAY
IT HIT ME LIKE A TON OF
BRICKS, HOW BIG YOU'VE GOTTEN.
BUT THAT'S JUST THE THING,
SEE, YOU DON'T...
YOU DON'T SEE IT, DO YOU?
YOU CAN'T SEE IT.
YOU CAN'T SEE YOURSELF.
THE WAY YOU ARE.
YOU'RE SICK.
YOU ARE PHYSICALLY UNABLE
TO SEE YOURSELF THE WAY YOU...
YOU REALLY ARE, YOU...
YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR OWN BODY.
YOU HAVE BODY DYSMORPHIA.
BUT WE'LL GET YOU HELP,
WE WILL.
ADAM?
DO YOU HEAR ME?
YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
YOU JUST NEED TO HANG ON.
OKAY, HONEY? JUST HANG ON.
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU,
AND YOUR DAD LOVES YOU,
AND WE'LL GET YOU HELP.
YOU HAVE BODY DYSMORPHIA.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
GET RID OF IT.
WE'RE SORRY, I LOVE YOU.
YOU'RE MY SON.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GOING THROUGH, OKAY?
DON'T TOUCH ME.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
YOU ARE NOT YOURSELF ANYMORE!
MOM, WHY DID YOU
NEVER SAY ANYTHING?
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
I... I'M SORRY.
HOW COULD I HAVE TOLD YOU?
WOULD IT HAVE
MATTERED IF I HAD?
WOULD YOU HAVE
LISTENED TO ME?
NO, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT...
- THAT'S BULLSHIT.
- NO SHIT.
ADAM, ARE YOU THERE?
YOUR WIFE TOLD US.
NO EXCUSE FOR YOU.
ADAM?
I WANT TO HELP YOU.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
YOU KNOW, AS THEY SAY,
BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP.
WE ARE THE ONLY ONES
IN CONTROL OF OUR DESTINY.
HEY, ADAM.
DO YOU KNOW THIS?
YOU HAVE BODY DYSMORPHIA.