Anonymous Zombie (2018) Movie Script
1
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
(HEAVY BREATHING)
(THUDDING)
(DISTANT GROANING)
I'm sorry I couldn't
help you guys.
(THUDDING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
Stay back, stay back!
(SCARY DEEP MUSIC)
Stay back!
(SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
(STATIC)
(SLOW SOLEMN MUSIC)
(EXCITING RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(ENGINE TURNING)
(SIGHING)
(MUMBLES)
Mmm.
(SIMPLE PLAYFUL MUSIC)
(GRUNTING)
Here we go.
Yow!
(BUZZING)
Hello?
Hello.
Hello?
I know, mom.
Get clean and stay clean.
Yeah, you do kind of
sound like that, mom.
Hello!
Hi.
I'm Bert, your glorious
rehabilitation host.
Randy.
Indeed, now there are no
outside communication devices
of any kind permitted on site.
So, say cheers to momsie.
No, thank you!
But I, I...
Thank you very much.
(YELLING)
Yeah, you took my
ear with that, man.
(GASPING)
Oh, um.
What the fuck!
Well, laughter is the
best medicine, isn't it?
Now, there are 10
structures on the farm.
Two guest cabins, two houses
with shared kitchen and dorm,
four greenhouses, a barn,
and an equipment shed.
And the porta potty, no
one is to go in there.
The equipment shed, that is.
And also, sorry, and no weapons
at all permitted on site.
Does that mean you're
gonna take my guns?
Well yes, any weapons
of any kind must,
must go in the box.
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
(SIGHING)
Uh, where can I put my stuff?
Stuff?
Mmm.
This way.
Welcome to zero obtainable
matrimony by intoxication era,
AKA Camp Life.
You're staying in
this cabin with,
ooh, Mr. Ethan.
Good luck.
(DARK DEEP MUSIC)
But.
So you finally admit
that you are a fuck up.
(LIGHTHEARTED ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(MUMBLES)
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
(EXCITING RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Uh, it's okay, it's all right.
(YELLING)
Um...
Get you down here.
Hey.
(SNAPPING)
Stick out your tongue, say ahh.
Ahh.
(PLAYFUL FUN MUSIC)
What is that?
Eucalyptus.
Whoa, that's amazing.
Yeah, you like that?
That's awesome.
Man, I thought you
were having category five
withdraw or something.
I'm trying to.
How could she do that?
(PLAYFUL FUN MUSIC)
Light this house
on fire right now
Don't even wanna be
the one to put it out
Now get me a (MUMBLES)
(MUFFLED TALKING)
This one time, me and a
bunch of guys just dropped
a bunch of acid, we were
gonna go to this party and...
(SLOW TENSE MUSIC)
(YELLING)
(LAUGHING)
(GROANING)
It's feeding time.
Toto, you're not
in Kansas anymore.
(WHISTLING)
All right.
Where are my keys?
Son of a.
Whoo.
(DEEP DARK MUSIC)
(GROANING)
(SIGHING)
What the hell?
(EXCITING MUSIC)
you dressed for dinner?
(GRUNTING)
Good job, Toto!
(EXCITING RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
(MUFFLED TALKING)
MAN: (mumbles) and I
brought her back from the party
and (MUMBLES), that's
the whole thing.
Anyway.
Ethan!
(THUMPING)
Yeah, you were like.
Adulterer!
You know it happened
nine times, Ethan!
Forgive and forget!
Uh, name's Randy, man.
Randy.
I like Brandy.
Yeah, um, no, it's Randy.
Mmm, nah, I think
I like Brandy better.
So, what are you in for, Randy?
Me, uh, I'm on probation.
It was a court
order to come handle
my hallucinogenic addictions.
What's your story?
Well, my homicidal ex, Liz,
she gave me her
addictive personality and
all that shit that comes
with, too much to drink,
too many unknown pills to pop.
I managed to get rid of
her, dump her and run.
Came all the way out to
the middle of nowhere
to this rehab to get sober,
and to hide out until
she gave out and
found somebody else to destroy.
Guess what?
She followed me out here.
Running didn't work!
Running from my
problems didn't work.
(SIMPLE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(LOUD THUDDING)
Hmm, all right.
First I got rid of my problem,
then I left my problem.
Why didn't it work?
Uh, okay, so you have an
addiction problem, right?
Yeah.
You brought that
problem with you.
So, maybe this is the place
to get the both of you clean,
happy, and married.
No, no!
No!
What's honestly wrong
with a girl who's gonna
chase you all the way to
the edges of the earth?
Fresh coat of paint, man,
she'll be good as new.
She's a psychopath.
I need to get out from
underneath her claws!
And drugs, bad.
Yeah, drugs are bad.
What the hell are you doing?
Bad!
What, weed doesn't count.
Yes, it does.
(SIGHING)
Really?
Rehab, no drugs!
No Liz.
Yeah.
I don't know how, but
I'm gonna get this bitch
kicked out of rehab.
(ROOSTER CROWING)
I'm proud you finally
admit you have addiction.
(PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
How can there be a 12 step
program with only 11 steps?
Where is step one?
Someone has stolen step one.
All right, no bother.
(PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Hello!
Ah, right.
Step A, time to get
to know each other.
Ah yes, of course, you
in the, in the breasts.
Okay, so my name is
Elizabeth Blueberry and
this is my boyfriend, Ethan.
I am not her boyfriend!
Funny story about how we met.
So, I was waitressing at
the Club B down on Union
and in walks the cutest
little unsober man
in a sequins dress.
He had the brightest
blonde wig on with
a little star hair clip in
and he zigzags over to me
and orders a strawberry daiquiri
with a side of blueberry.
Well, from that
moment, I was hooked.
I mean, I couldn't just leave
this little transvestite.
I lost a bet, I didn't
have a sex change.
Oh my god, there
was this other time
when we were together...
Hi!
My name is Ethan.
And I like southern
blues and stickers,
and masonry, and
chicken, sweet and sour.
(SLOW PLAYFUL MUSIC)
Right.
And what about
you, mister, uh...
Mister...
Step B.
(GROANING)
(SCARY TENSE MUSIC)
Right.
(PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(GROANING)
Seriously, more
gray hairs, Ethan.
(PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Hey, let's get out of here.
No!
Did everyone see that?
Did everyone see that?
(PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
She'll destroy us all.
I see.
Nothing.
(PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Butter tart?
Step B, knowledge!
Know...
(GRUNTING)
Uh, found step one.
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
You want it.
Ah, yeah.
You want it?
Yeah, give it to me.
My god, it's so good.
I know, right, I told you
these new cheese dogs would be.
(GURGLING)
Minty!
(LOUD SCARY MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
Step B.
Step B, step B.
Knowledge, knowledge.
Acknowledge that your addictions
are not in moderation,
but are causing
problems in your lives.
(SIMPLE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Or solutions.
Now, I want you all to
realize that your addiction
is much closer to animal
instinct than conscious choice.
And therefore...
(GROANING)
Stomach virus.
Okay, we're gonna
practice these everyday.
I want all of you
to say after me,
I have an addiction that
an animal inside of me
is trying to control, okay?
After me, I have an
animal inside of me,
I have an addic...
After me, I have an addiction
that an animal inside
of me is trying to control.
I have an addiction that
an animal inside of me
is trying to control.
The animal will
not control me.
I will control the animal.
The animal will
not control me.
I will control the animal.
Where is everyone?
Do we have any drugs left?
No, Garrett, my butt
hole only holds so much.
Hey, you think we
should tell the others
where we hid step one?
Hey.
Oh baby, oh baby.
Mind if I do.
(SPLASHING)
(DEEP DARK MUSIC)
Garrett, what gives?
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
What the fuck?
(LOUD GROWLING)
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
Right, step D,
turner of the grounds.
What does this have to
be with rehabilitation?
(GROANING)
Now this, this is progress.
Just need to work on
those violent outbursts.
This is us controlling
the animal inside.
I think he's
tweaking on drugs.
Nonsense.
(GIGGLING)
Oh, more pupils, excellent.
This is Liz, Randy, and Liz.
One for three.
Rosy.
Zoey.
Come along,
children, come along.
Yes, Zoey, soon you
can have my tasty candy.
(GROANING)
(PLAYFUL MUSIC)
So, are you new here?
Yes, I'm an Algerian princess.
(LAUGHING)
But all my money is
locked in my account.
The bank said I need
$100 fee in order
to transfer all of my
funds into this country.
Those bastards.
I know.
(PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
I mean, if that's (MUMBLES).
It's all I have but you
could borrow it if that's,
princess, if you need to...
How can I ever repay you?
Well, with money,
it's not a big deal.
Damsel in distress,
if I can be there.
Such a waste of time.
Help you out,
that's fine, I mean.
Come with me.
Okay, yeah, all right.
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
Fuck this shit.
Ah, do me a favor, put these
upstairs on the table, okay?
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(GROANING)
This is such a waste of time.
Don't you have a better file?
I know, I'm never
gonna get anywhere
with this piece of shit file.
Good thing a girl's got
a lot of hiding places.
Hey, hey, she's
leaving, leaving!
She's quitting, she's quitting.
She has to leave the
farm, right, Bert?
Well, maybe she's just
going to take a shit.
A woman's body is
her own business.
Things that try to
control us are evil!
She will suck
out your soul and
fill you with all sorts
of drug paraphernalia
because she can't be
alone with her own morbid
fascinations and hallucinations!
Maybe you shouldn't try
and date people like that.
Well, unless you wanna
bring them with you.
Right, Ethan?
You're doing great,
Bert, thumbs up.
Hey, Teddy
Dexter, my main man!
It's Ted, Bert, I have
you told countless times!
Insurance purposes.
For insurance
purposes, yeah, yeah.
Now, over here, we have
lots more buildings,
which many of you...
(STATIC)
Nah, they won't be
any problem at all.
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
(LOW GROWLING)
Ride me.
Ride me, cowboy!
Yeehaw, woo!
Yeehaw!
Oh, oh.
Thanks, really enjoyed it.
It was great.
(SLOW PEACEFUL MUSIC)
That is so true!
Run, run from your demons!
Right on, brother!
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
Demons.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, I've
got my own demons.
(LOW GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
What the hell's
all the screaming?
(SCARY FAST MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
We got one!
(LOUD GROWLING)
You owe me another five grand.
Fuck!
(SIMPLE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
I love this music.
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
What the fuck.
(FAST INTENSE MUSIC)
Oh, why are there never
any lids in these things?
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(GROANING)
Oh, my phone.
I so would've status
updated that, click.
(SCREAMING)
(SCARY LOUD MUSIC)
Hey, sexy.
Shit.
See ya.
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
I'll wait it out for a bit.
(DEEP DARK MUSIC)
Why do you hate me?
Are you serious?
We love each other.
No, pill head, that's
the drugs talking.
You don't know what love is.
I met your mom.
And all the time
we spent together.
Time?
You don't get somebody's
love by giving
them something they don't need,
getting them addicted to it,
and then control them with it.
That's not love, that's
all kinds of twisted.
You're cute.
And then you take naked
pictures of me (MUMBLES)
and post them to an all gay
men's fashion show contest.
And we won!
You really needed the money too.
So you could buy
more cocaine to make me
look like an even
bigger fucktard.
And have you looked
outside lately?
There's zombies, like
fucking for real zombies!
You should concentrate on that.
Okay, baby.
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
(LOW GROWLING)
I think the coast is clear.
(SCREAMING)
(SCARY INTENSE MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
Sorry.
No means no!
For men too!
(MUMBLES)
Randy!
Ethan!
(LOW GROWLING)
Where are you?
I'm stuck in the toilet!
Um...
Zombies!
There's zombies!
I know, right!
And they, they
have me trapped!
We need something.
Weapons, we need weapons.
(DARK SCARY MUSIC)
Whoa.
I knew it, insane psychopath.
You're so adorable.
What, I found it.
I noticed.
Let's go save Randy.
Why do I have such fear and
hesitation about this mission?
(DARK SCARY MUSIC)
All right, come on.
We are not together.
What is with you?
(GROWLING)
(SLOW SCARY MUSIC)
We'll use the
tractor as a decoy.
It's all right,
Randy, we got ya.
(LOUD GROWLING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
Oh, I think I can escape.
(GROWLING)
Crap.
(SCARY SLOW MUSIC)
(LOUD GROWLING)
Worst possible outcome ever.
Oh, no, no, no.
(GROWLING)
(GAGGING)
Help!
Help!
(GAGGING)
(GROWLING)
I guess he's done
in the washroom.
Randy.
Randy!
You!
We gotta get to the house!
(SLOW TENSE MUSIC)
Hello?
MAN: Hi.
All right, nice bloody
hatchet you got there.
Okay, Liz, we need to get
you some better protection.
Did anybody else just hear...
Holy shit, stab,
try some perfume.
(CHIMING)
(GRUNTING)
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
This will do.
Hey, we need to find a
landline to call for help.
What's a landline?
Like that?
Yes!
MAN: Squeeze those
thighs around me tighter.
ROSY: Baby, you like that.
(MOANING)
Did you get a dial tone?
ROSY: Mmm, baby, yeah!
You said you
wouldn't love another!
MAN: Who's that?
Is this some kind of joke?
No baby, I don't
know who that is.
(MOANING)
Who is this?
MAN: I like this, the
man voice needs to go away.
Is this the police?
We're having a zombie
apocalypse here.
Okay, it might be
an isolated incident,
it might not be a
worldwide epidemic.
Somebody told me I
sounded like Sting.
I'd have a lot more money.
Whoever this is, I'm on
a business call, hang up.
Rosy!
Liz, just give
me like 10 minutes.
No, five minutes.
It's an emergency, we
have to call the police!
Rosy, are you in the main house?
ROSY: I'm in the basement.
Did you close the door?
ROSY: Did I close the door?
(DEEP RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
Rosy!
Hey!
(SCREAMING)
(INTENSE FAST MUSIC)
I'm really not into this shit.
Damn.
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Rosy!
Shit.
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
What the fuck.
LIZ: Shit!
We have to do something!
(SCARY DARK MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
Get her out!
Come on!
(SCREAMING)
(POUNDING)
(DEEP RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
That was too close.
(GROWLING)
Whatever.
Well, dibs on whatever
the fuck this all is
because this is gonna be for me.
We are not together.
No?
You hit me in the
face with a shovel.
Well, you had a fly, sweetie.
Blow it away.
Well...
Have you ever been
woken up by having
your face smashed in?
I broke up with you.
You were just kidding.
No, I even said,
seriously, this isn't a joke,
and then I left.
And then you came back.
To get my shit.
I said, even then,
the only reason I'm here
is to get my shit.
I reminded you four times
we were not back together.
Well, I just thought you
were sleepwalking again.
No, I said I hadn't done
that since I was a kid.
Just because it's dark
doesn't mean I'm asleep.
It was 4:00 in the morning.
Look, if I didn't have Gabriel
under the covers with me,
I would've invited you in.
I thought you were
either sleepwalking or
there for a usual
late night booty call.
(SIGHING)
I was there for my shit.
(SIGHING)
True love.
Still don't know where
you got that shovel.
From Jane and
Tina, our neighbors.
It's for my garden.
What is this shit now?
Whoa, lady, okay!
We need to just focus
on survival, zombies.
We need a plan.
(BEATBOXING)
(SCARY MUSIC)
How are you doing that?
(BEATBOXING)
Yeah, okay, we need a plan.
Yeah, yeah, we need a plan.
(ROOSTER CROWING)
This couldn't possibly
be more messed up.
(SIMPLE SOFT MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Whoa.
What the fornicate kind
of party is going on here?
(DEEP RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Holy shit, there's
a lady outside.
(TENSE DEEP MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
There's a zombie
running for her.
Wait, what's she doing?
Oh, she's picking up a rock.
(EXCITING MUSIC)
No, you don't!
BOTH: Holy.
Shit!
Yes, direct hit.
Way to go, lady.
Hey, the way is clear.
The way is clear.
We could probably
get to the fence.
The way is clear.
Try to get the bedpost.
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
Shit!
Clear the way.
Okay, it's even
more messed up.
Guess I'll see you
around rehab land, honey.
Leaving, infestation here.
SHe's cute.
Affirmative.
(EXCITING RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
Here, hold this.
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
We should try and get
to the country store.
Yes, oh man, I need
some fine sweet barbecue
thinley sliced potato heaven.
What?
To call for help.
Right, like the FBI.
Or the state trooper.
Or the Seals!
Or pest control!
Good thinking.
Here, help me move
this pallet, Liz.
(GROWLING)
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
Holy shit fuck!
I almost (MUMBLES) first!
It's good that you got that on.
At least now we have proof
that we're not totally insane.
(SCARY TENSE MUSIC)
Whoa, whoa, we're not
zombies, we're people, see.
You disgusting maggots,
get back in your cage!
Oh.
You pathetic excuses,
you go back to the lions.
Of course the
groundskeeper is evil.
Move that pallet.
Come on, move it!
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
No, I got them before
they got too far.
(SCREAMING)
Fuck!
Run!
Run!
(SCREAMING)
(INTENSE DARK MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
(GUN FIRING)
We still have one.
Shut the rest of them down.
What the fuck is that?
Rehab, didn't think
there'd be zombies.
I'm not designed for running.
Hey, give me your ax!
Hey!
(GUN FIRING)
(GROWLING)
(SLOW TENSE MUSIC)
Rosy!
(GROWLING)
It's gotta be, Rosy.
(SCREAMING)
(FAST TENSE MUSIC)
(GUN FIRING)
It wouldn't have worked anyway.
(GROWLING)
German engineering, my ass!
(DARK SCARY MUSIC)
(PANTING)
I shouldn't have
skipped cardio day.
(SCREAMING)
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
You scream like a girl, Randy!
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(LAUGHING)
Randy?
Oh, shit!
(GUN FIRING)
(YELLING)
(DARK SCARY MUSIC)
Hey, who was that?
Some crackhead
with Gatling gun.
There.
(SIGHING)
(GRUNTING)
I got the scurvy.
(LAUGHING)
Zombie sniper.
Here.
Well, there's a cure
for zombie bites, right?
Oh.
Let's have a baby.
Liz!
Ethan!
Shh.
(SCARY LOUD MUSIC)
We have to leave.
(SCREAMING)
(GUN FIRING)
Back here, back here!
(DARK DEEP MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
What is this zombie
surfing mastermind up to?
We've been watched
this whole time!
LIZ: Why?
Dead serum.
Ah, guys.
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
Hey, check it out,
experiment camp two.
Wait, we weren't
the only rehab?
I'm good.
(SCREAMING)
Our cabin.
(GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
Tough luck, bud.
(INTENSE SCARY MUSIC)
Your gun, get your gun!
(GUN FIRING)
What the hell were
you waiting for?
Did you just right
now start your period?
Because she's TNT.
She's dynamite.
Not dead, not dead,
not dead, not dead!
No, no, no, back
door, come on!
(GROWLING)
(SCARY TENSE MUSIC)
(BEEPING)
Kaboom!
Oh!
Whoa.
Are we following what is
clearly a very active bomb now?
(RHYTHMIC SCARY MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
(BEEPING)
Is it safe?
I mean, there's no
other zombies in here yet.
Jackpot.
(HEAVY BREATHING)
(EERIE SLOW MUSIC)
I think you guys should...
Get away from me.
(BEEPING)
(DEEP DARK MUSIC)
You like the craftsmanship
of my bomb, Ethan?
Who are you?
I'm the one who's gonna cure
this planet of your kind, Ethan.
What?
You think you're the
victim, don't you, Ethan?
Well, you're not the victim!
I'm the victim!
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
That's right, it's
because of people like you
that impossible laws have
been made to restrict
the medications that people
like me need to live on!
I didn't do anything!
You and your types, you
drug and alcohol abusers.
You give us true
medicinal drug users
a real bad reputation!
Your time is over.
Your time is over, Ethan!
(SLOW SOLEMN MUSIC)
Medications.
You're pathetic, Ethan!
You use drugs to escape reality!
You'll never know what it's
like to embrace reality,
to control reality,
to control your life!
(SLOW SOLEMN MUSIC)
(BEEPING)
(INTENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Relax, Ethan.
I'm not gonna blow myself up.
(SCREAMING)
You think you can eat me!
Randy, are you okay?
(GROWLING)
(SLOW SOLEMN MUSIC)
Randy!
Stop it!
(SLOW TENSE MUSIC)
Alan here's got some
authority related issues.
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
You'll never destroy me!
(GRUNTING)
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
I will never be destroyed!
Control that!
(SOLEMN SLOW MUSIC)
(LAUGHING)
I don't need drugs,
I just need you!
You weren't
making me do drugs!
And you weren't making
me drink like a fish!
I was doing drugs just
so I could stand you!
Oh shit, that's it.
I'll never let you go, ever!
Turn me too.
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Okay, or turn her.
(KNOCKING)
(TENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
(RINGING)
MAN: 911, what's
your emergency?
(GROWLING)
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Goodbye, zombie Randy.
I can't believe you did that!
We are so over!
(DEEP RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Okay.
(LAUGHING)
(SOFT INSPIRING MUSIC)
(YELLING)
(SIRENS RINGING)
(GROWLING)
(GUN FIRING)
(GROWLING)
Motherfucker!
(EXCITING RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
I get a lot of people
telling me they're listening
To my shit, they
love it, they dig it
But are you
really listening?
Do you know what
I'm doing here?
This is one of the
many dirty EP's
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point, you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
Murder (MUMBLES)
I'm making a turn
I'm amazing and you don't got
the patience to burn wells
Packing you all up in
the fashion that's raw
Because you were
asking abroad
Don't come out
rapping, you all suck
Every college has a wondering
mind you laugh about
UP until they blacks out with
a bat out at the frat house
Rushing the place,
cussing your face
Bust every plate
You got lots of cake,
must've been great
Get back down
You are (MUMBLES) mind but
then you just set a style
In reality, you're a
pedophile, Gepetto style
You spend a while
getting off to pillows
And talk through windows
But know me as
a closet sicko
Feeling off my ventilation
Abroad with patience
And feeling loss with
women until they (MUMBLES)
Feeling high in the sky
Got a problem, I see you're
willing to die, die, die
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point, you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
Every demon I've seen has
been dressed with blessings
Less of confessing and more
about getting the (MUMBLES)
Wouldn't of thought
he could take it
Learned a heck of a lesson
Manifesting until this man
is messed up and vesting
I desire (MUMBLES) bragging
MC's like to call
me (MUMBLES) rapping
Stop the beat, make the
speeds dryer than deep cabins
If you want the heat,
I can breathe fire
That breeds dragons
I love twisting my raw shit
because it's not written
I don't talk shit, I'm an
honest kid with a god vision
The libraries, they're
all talk until I walk in
They're moving all
apocalypse novels
Off to the non fiction
I'm legit, don't fall
victim to locked prisons
Because god visions
(MUMBLES) in them
I won't forget the time I
tried to sic mom on them
Nah, you ain't crying,
Get out the backdoor
and stomp on them
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point, you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point, you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
I try to look out for
the pals that are honest
A mouth full of frolic
Will tell you I will
vouch for your product
Every time they (MUMBLES)
There was no doubt
when they bought it
Because I'm out to be hip
hops greatest alchemist on it
I can call in a favor and
you could call me your savior
I'm the boss of the topics
(MUMBLES) in nature
You can file in and wait for
the damn sloppy, you hater
But I made the slice cheddar
Because they're
calling me greater
Yeah, (MUMBLES)
breaking the law
(MUMBLES) shaking it off
Thinking that they're
gonna break when I pause
It's understandable if any
of you are hating me, dog
Fix (MUMBLES) the same,
they ain't gonna talk
You plan to rush but
you can't get around
What I'm gonna do
when I come back
You gonna feel so
bad when I come
At your ass with a (MUMBLES)
Should I get unsatisfactory,
Your punkass will
still be the number one
Rock kicking scumbag
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point, you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point, you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
(HEAVY BREATHING)
(THUDDING)
(DISTANT GROANING)
I'm sorry I couldn't
help you guys.
(THUDDING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
Stay back, stay back!
(SCARY DEEP MUSIC)
Stay back!
(SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
(STATIC)
(SLOW SOLEMN MUSIC)
(EXCITING RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(ENGINE TURNING)
(SIGHING)
(MUMBLES)
Mmm.
(SIMPLE PLAYFUL MUSIC)
(GRUNTING)
Here we go.
Yow!
(BUZZING)
Hello?
Hello.
Hello?
I know, mom.
Get clean and stay clean.
Yeah, you do kind of
sound like that, mom.
Hello!
Hi.
I'm Bert, your glorious
rehabilitation host.
Randy.
Indeed, now there are no
outside communication devices
of any kind permitted on site.
So, say cheers to momsie.
No, thank you!
But I, I...
Thank you very much.
(YELLING)
Yeah, you took my
ear with that, man.
(GASPING)
Oh, um.
What the fuck!
Well, laughter is the
best medicine, isn't it?
Now, there are 10
structures on the farm.
Two guest cabins, two houses
with shared kitchen and dorm,
four greenhouses, a barn,
and an equipment shed.
And the porta potty, no
one is to go in there.
The equipment shed, that is.
And also, sorry, and no weapons
at all permitted on site.
Does that mean you're
gonna take my guns?
Well yes, any weapons
of any kind must,
must go in the box.
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
(SIGHING)
Uh, where can I put my stuff?
Stuff?
Mmm.
This way.
Welcome to zero obtainable
matrimony by intoxication era,
AKA Camp Life.
You're staying in
this cabin with,
ooh, Mr. Ethan.
Good luck.
(DARK DEEP MUSIC)
But.
So you finally admit
that you are a fuck up.
(LIGHTHEARTED ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(MUMBLES)
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
(EXCITING RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Uh, it's okay, it's all right.
(YELLING)
Um...
Get you down here.
Hey.
(SNAPPING)
Stick out your tongue, say ahh.
Ahh.
(PLAYFUL FUN MUSIC)
What is that?
Eucalyptus.
Whoa, that's amazing.
Yeah, you like that?
That's awesome.
Man, I thought you
were having category five
withdraw or something.
I'm trying to.
How could she do that?
(PLAYFUL FUN MUSIC)
Light this house
on fire right now
Don't even wanna be
the one to put it out
Now get me a (MUMBLES)
(MUFFLED TALKING)
This one time, me and a
bunch of guys just dropped
a bunch of acid, we were
gonna go to this party and...
(SLOW TENSE MUSIC)
(YELLING)
(LAUGHING)
(GROANING)
It's feeding time.
Toto, you're not
in Kansas anymore.
(WHISTLING)
All right.
Where are my keys?
Son of a.
Whoo.
(DEEP DARK MUSIC)
(GROANING)
(SIGHING)
What the hell?
(EXCITING MUSIC)
you dressed for dinner?
(GRUNTING)
Good job, Toto!
(EXCITING RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
(MUFFLED TALKING)
MAN: (mumbles) and I
brought her back from the party
and (MUMBLES), that's
the whole thing.
Anyway.
Ethan!
(THUMPING)
Yeah, you were like.
Adulterer!
You know it happened
nine times, Ethan!
Forgive and forget!
Uh, name's Randy, man.
Randy.
I like Brandy.
Yeah, um, no, it's Randy.
Mmm, nah, I think
I like Brandy better.
So, what are you in for, Randy?
Me, uh, I'm on probation.
It was a court
order to come handle
my hallucinogenic addictions.
What's your story?
Well, my homicidal ex, Liz,
she gave me her
addictive personality and
all that shit that comes
with, too much to drink,
too many unknown pills to pop.
I managed to get rid of
her, dump her and run.
Came all the way out to
the middle of nowhere
to this rehab to get sober,
and to hide out until
she gave out and
found somebody else to destroy.
Guess what?
She followed me out here.
Running didn't work!
Running from my
problems didn't work.
(SIMPLE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(LOUD THUDDING)
Hmm, all right.
First I got rid of my problem,
then I left my problem.
Why didn't it work?
Uh, okay, so you have an
addiction problem, right?
Yeah.
You brought that
problem with you.
So, maybe this is the place
to get the both of you clean,
happy, and married.
No, no!
No!
What's honestly wrong
with a girl who's gonna
chase you all the way to
the edges of the earth?
Fresh coat of paint, man,
she'll be good as new.
She's a psychopath.
I need to get out from
underneath her claws!
And drugs, bad.
Yeah, drugs are bad.
What the hell are you doing?
Bad!
What, weed doesn't count.
Yes, it does.
(SIGHING)
Really?
Rehab, no drugs!
No Liz.
Yeah.
I don't know how, but
I'm gonna get this bitch
kicked out of rehab.
(ROOSTER CROWING)
I'm proud you finally
admit you have addiction.
(PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
How can there be a 12 step
program with only 11 steps?
Where is step one?
Someone has stolen step one.
All right, no bother.
(PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Hello!
Ah, right.
Step A, time to get
to know each other.
Ah yes, of course, you
in the, in the breasts.
Okay, so my name is
Elizabeth Blueberry and
this is my boyfriend, Ethan.
I am not her boyfriend!
Funny story about how we met.
So, I was waitressing at
the Club B down on Union
and in walks the cutest
little unsober man
in a sequins dress.
He had the brightest
blonde wig on with
a little star hair clip in
and he zigzags over to me
and orders a strawberry daiquiri
with a side of blueberry.
Well, from that
moment, I was hooked.
I mean, I couldn't just leave
this little transvestite.
I lost a bet, I didn't
have a sex change.
Oh my god, there
was this other time
when we were together...
Hi!
My name is Ethan.
And I like southern
blues and stickers,
and masonry, and
chicken, sweet and sour.
(SLOW PLAYFUL MUSIC)
Right.
And what about
you, mister, uh...
Mister...
Step B.
(GROANING)
(SCARY TENSE MUSIC)
Right.
(PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(GROANING)
Seriously, more
gray hairs, Ethan.
(PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Hey, let's get out of here.
No!
Did everyone see that?
Did everyone see that?
(PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
She'll destroy us all.
I see.
Nothing.
(PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Butter tart?
Step B, knowledge!
Know...
(GRUNTING)
Uh, found step one.
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
You want it.
Ah, yeah.
You want it?
Yeah, give it to me.
My god, it's so good.
I know, right, I told you
these new cheese dogs would be.
(GURGLING)
Minty!
(LOUD SCARY MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
Step B.
Step B, step B.
Knowledge, knowledge.
Acknowledge that your addictions
are not in moderation,
but are causing
problems in your lives.
(SIMPLE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Or solutions.
Now, I want you all to
realize that your addiction
is much closer to animal
instinct than conscious choice.
And therefore...
(GROANING)
Stomach virus.
Okay, we're gonna
practice these everyday.
I want all of you
to say after me,
I have an addiction that
an animal inside of me
is trying to control, okay?
After me, I have an
animal inside of me,
I have an addic...
After me, I have an addiction
that an animal inside
of me is trying to control.
I have an addiction that
an animal inside of me
is trying to control.
The animal will
not control me.
I will control the animal.
The animal will
not control me.
I will control the animal.
Where is everyone?
Do we have any drugs left?
No, Garrett, my butt
hole only holds so much.
Hey, you think we
should tell the others
where we hid step one?
Hey.
Oh baby, oh baby.
Mind if I do.
(SPLASHING)
(DEEP DARK MUSIC)
Garrett, what gives?
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
What the fuck?
(LOUD GROWLING)
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
Right, step D,
turner of the grounds.
What does this have to
be with rehabilitation?
(GROANING)
Now this, this is progress.
Just need to work on
those violent outbursts.
This is us controlling
the animal inside.
I think he's
tweaking on drugs.
Nonsense.
(GIGGLING)
Oh, more pupils, excellent.
This is Liz, Randy, and Liz.
One for three.
Rosy.
Zoey.
Come along,
children, come along.
Yes, Zoey, soon you
can have my tasty candy.
(GROANING)
(PLAYFUL MUSIC)
So, are you new here?
Yes, I'm an Algerian princess.
(LAUGHING)
But all my money is
locked in my account.
The bank said I need
$100 fee in order
to transfer all of my
funds into this country.
Those bastards.
I know.
(PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
I mean, if that's (MUMBLES).
It's all I have but you
could borrow it if that's,
princess, if you need to...
How can I ever repay you?
Well, with money,
it's not a big deal.
Damsel in distress,
if I can be there.
Such a waste of time.
Help you out,
that's fine, I mean.
Come with me.
Okay, yeah, all right.
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
Fuck this shit.
Ah, do me a favor, put these
upstairs on the table, okay?
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(GROANING)
This is such a waste of time.
Don't you have a better file?
I know, I'm never
gonna get anywhere
with this piece of shit file.
Good thing a girl's got
a lot of hiding places.
Hey, hey, she's
leaving, leaving!
She's quitting, she's quitting.
She has to leave the
farm, right, Bert?
Well, maybe she's just
going to take a shit.
A woman's body is
her own business.
Things that try to
control us are evil!
She will suck
out your soul and
fill you with all sorts
of drug paraphernalia
because she can't be
alone with her own morbid
fascinations and hallucinations!
Maybe you shouldn't try
and date people like that.
Well, unless you wanna
bring them with you.
Right, Ethan?
You're doing great,
Bert, thumbs up.
Hey, Teddy
Dexter, my main man!
It's Ted, Bert, I have
you told countless times!
Insurance purposes.
For insurance
purposes, yeah, yeah.
Now, over here, we have
lots more buildings,
which many of you...
(STATIC)
Nah, they won't be
any problem at all.
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
(LOW GROWLING)
Ride me.
Ride me, cowboy!
Yeehaw, woo!
Yeehaw!
Oh, oh.
Thanks, really enjoyed it.
It was great.
(SLOW PEACEFUL MUSIC)
That is so true!
Run, run from your demons!
Right on, brother!
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
Demons.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, I've
got my own demons.
(LOW GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
What the hell's
all the screaming?
(SCARY FAST MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
We got one!
(LOUD GROWLING)
You owe me another five grand.
Fuck!
(SIMPLE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
I love this music.
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
What the fuck.
(FAST INTENSE MUSIC)
Oh, why are there never
any lids in these things?
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(GROANING)
Oh, my phone.
I so would've status
updated that, click.
(SCREAMING)
(SCARY LOUD MUSIC)
Hey, sexy.
Shit.
See ya.
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
I'll wait it out for a bit.
(DEEP DARK MUSIC)
Why do you hate me?
Are you serious?
We love each other.
No, pill head, that's
the drugs talking.
You don't know what love is.
I met your mom.
And all the time
we spent together.
Time?
You don't get somebody's
love by giving
them something they don't need,
getting them addicted to it,
and then control them with it.
That's not love, that's
all kinds of twisted.
You're cute.
And then you take naked
pictures of me (MUMBLES)
and post them to an all gay
men's fashion show contest.
And we won!
You really needed the money too.
So you could buy
more cocaine to make me
look like an even
bigger fucktard.
And have you looked
outside lately?
There's zombies, like
fucking for real zombies!
You should concentrate on that.
Okay, baby.
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
(LOW GROWLING)
I think the coast is clear.
(SCREAMING)
(SCARY INTENSE MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
Sorry.
No means no!
For men too!
(MUMBLES)
Randy!
Ethan!
(LOW GROWLING)
Where are you?
I'm stuck in the toilet!
Um...
Zombies!
There's zombies!
I know, right!
And they, they
have me trapped!
We need something.
Weapons, we need weapons.
(DARK SCARY MUSIC)
Whoa.
I knew it, insane psychopath.
You're so adorable.
What, I found it.
I noticed.
Let's go save Randy.
Why do I have such fear and
hesitation about this mission?
(DARK SCARY MUSIC)
All right, come on.
We are not together.
What is with you?
(GROWLING)
(SLOW SCARY MUSIC)
We'll use the
tractor as a decoy.
It's all right,
Randy, we got ya.
(LOUD GROWLING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
Oh, I think I can escape.
(GROWLING)
Crap.
(SCARY SLOW MUSIC)
(LOUD GROWLING)
Worst possible outcome ever.
Oh, no, no, no.
(GROWLING)
(GAGGING)
Help!
Help!
(GAGGING)
(GROWLING)
I guess he's done
in the washroom.
Randy.
Randy!
You!
We gotta get to the house!
(SLOW TENSE MUSIC)
Hello?
MAN: Hi.
All right, nice bloody
hatchet you got there.
Okay, Liz, we need to get
you some better protection.
Did anybody else just hear...
Holy shit, stab,
try some perfume.
(CHIMING)
(GRUNTING)
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
This will do.
Hey, we need to find a
landline to call for help.
What's a landline?
Like that?
Yes!
MAN: Squeeze those
thighs around me tighter.
ROSY: Baby, you like that.
(MOANING)
Did you get a dial tone?
ROSY: Mmm, baby, yeah!
You said you
wouldn't love another!
MAN: Who's that?
Is this some kind of joke?
No baby, I don't
know who that is.
(MOANING)
Who is this?
MAN: I like this, the
man voice needs to go away.
Is this the police?
We're having a zombie
apocalypse here.
Okay, it might be
an isolated incident,
it might not be a
worldwide epidemic.
Somebody told me I
sounded like Sting.
I'd have a lot more money.
Whoever this is, I'm on
a business call, hang up.
Rosy!
Liz, just give
me like 10 minutes.
No, five minutes.
It's an emergency, we
have to call the police!
Rosy, are you in the main house?
ROSY: I'm in the basement.
Did you close the door?
ROSY: Did I close the door?
(DEEP RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
Rosy!
Hey!
(SCREAMING)
(INTENSE FAST MUSIC)
I'm really not into this shit.
Damn.
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Rosy!
Shit.
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
What the fuck.
LIZ: Shit!
We have to do something!
(SCARY DARK MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
Get her out!
Come on!
(SCREAMING)
(POUNDING)
(DEEP RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
That was too close.
(GROWLING)
Whatever.
Well, dibs on whatever
the fuck this all is
because this is gonna be for me.
We are not together.
No?
You hit me in the
face with a shovel.
Well, you had a fly, sweetie.
Blow it away.
Well...
Have you ever been
woken up by having
your face smashed in?
I broke up with you.
You were just kidding.
No, I even said,
seriously, this isn't a joke,
and then I left.
And then you came back.
To get my shit.
I said, even then,
the only reason I'm here
is to get my shit.
I reminded you four times
we were not back together.
Well, I just thought you
were sleepwalking again.
No, I said I hadn't done
that since I was a kid.
Just because it's dark
doesn't mean I'm asleep.
It was 4:00 in the morning.
Look, if I didn't have Gabriel
under the covers with me,
I would've invited you in.
I thought you were
either sleepwalking or
there for a usual
late night booty call.
(SIGHING)
I was there for my shit.
(SIGHING)
True love.
Still don't know where
you got that shovel.
From Jane and
Tina, our neighbors.
It's for my garden.
What is this shit now?
Whoa, lady, okay!
We need to just focus
on survival, zombies.
We need a plan.
(BEATBOXING)
(SCARY MUSIC)
How are you doing that?
(BEATBOXING)
Yeah, okay, we need a plan.
Yeah, yeah, we need a plan.
(ROOSTER CROWING)
This couldn't possibly
be more messed up.
(SIMPLE SOFT MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Whoa.
What the fornicate kind
of party is going on here?
(DEEP RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Holy shit, there's
a lady outside.
(TENSE DEEP MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
There's a zombie
running for her.
Wait, what's she doing?
Oh, she's picking up a rock.
(EXCITING MUSIC)
No, you don't!
BOTH: Holy.
Shit!
Yes, direct hit.
Way to go, lady.
Hey, the way is clear.
The way is clear.
We could probably
get to the fence.
The way is clear.
Try to get the bedpost.
(DEEP SCARY MUSIC)
Shit!
Clear the way.
Okay, it's even
more messed up.
Guess I'll see you
around rehab land, honey.
Leaving, infestation here.
SHe's cute.
Affirmative.
(EXCITING RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
Here, hold this.
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
We should try and get
to the country store.
Yes, oh man, I need
some fine sweet barbecue
thinley sliced potato heaven.
What?
To call for help.
Right, like the FBI.
Or the state trooper.
Or the Seals!
Or pest control!
Good thinking.
Here, help me move
this pallet, Liz.
(GROWLING)
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
Holy shit fuck!
I almost (MUMBLES) first!
It's good that you got that on.
At least now we have proof
that we're not totally insane.
(SCARY TENSE MUSIC)
Whoa, whoa, we're not
zombies, we're people, see.
You disgusting maggots,
get back in your cage!
Oh.
You pathetic excuses,
you go back to the lions.
Of course the
groundskeeper is evil.
Move that pallet.
Come on, move it!
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
No, I got them before
they got too far.
(SCREAMING)
Fuck!
Run!
Run!
(SCREAMING)
(INTENSE DARK MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
(GUN FIRING)
We still have one.
Shut the rest of them down.
What the fuck is that?
Rehab, didn't think
there'd be zombies.
I'm not designed for running.
Hey, give me your ax!
Hey!
(GUN FIRING)
(GROWLING)
(SLOW TENSE MUSIC)
Rosy!
(GROWLING)
It's gotta be, Rosy.
(SCREAMING)
(FAST TENSE MUSIC)
(GUN FIRING)
It wouldn't have worked anyway.
(GROWLING)
German engineering, my ass!
(DARK SCARY MUSIC)
(PANTING)
I shouldn't have
skipped cardio day.
(SCREAMING)
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
You scream like a girl, Randy!
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(LAUGHING)
Randy?
Oh, shit!
(GUN FIRING)
(YELLING)
(DARK SCARY MUSIC)
Hey, who was that?
Some crackhead
with Gatling gun.
There.
(SIGHING)
(GRUNTING)
I got the scurvy.
(LAUGHING)
Zombie sniper.
Here.
Well, there's a cure
for zombie bites, right?
Oh.
Let's have a baby.
Liz!
Ethan!
Shh.
(SCARY LOUD MUSIC)
We have to leave.
(SCREAMING)
(GUN FIRING)
Back here, back here!
(DARK DEEP MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
What is this zombie
surfing mastermind up to?
We've been watched
this whole time!
LIZ: Why?
Dead serum.
Ah, guys.
(DEEP TENSE MUSIC)
Hey, check it out,
experiment camp two.
Wait, we weren't
the only rehab?
I'm good.
(SCREAMING)
Our cabin.
(GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
Tough luck, bud.
(INTENSE SCARY MUSIC)
Your gun, get your gun!
(GUN FIRING)
What the hell were
you waiting for?
Did you just right
now start your period?
Because she's TNT.
She's dynamite.
Not dead, not dead,
not dead, not dead!
No, no, no, back
door, come on!
(GROWLING)
(SCARY TENSE MUSIC)
(BEEPING)
Kaboom!
Oh!
Whoa.
Are we following what is
clearly a very active bomb now?
(RHYTHMIC SCARY MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
(BEEPING)
Is it safe?
I mean, there's no
other zombies in here yet.
Jackpot.
(HEAVY BREATHING)
(EERIE SLOW MUSIC)
I think you guys should...
Get away from me.
(BEEPING)
(DEEP DARK MUSIC)
You like the craftsmanship
of my bomb, Ethan?
Who are you?
I'm the one who's gonna cure
this planet of your kind, Ethan.
What?
You think you're the
victim, don't you, Ethan?
Well, you're not the victim!
I'm the victim!
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
That's right, it's
because of people like you
that impossible laws have
been made to restrict
the medications that people
like me need to live on!
I didn't do anything!
You and your types, you
drug and alcohol abusers.
You give us true
medicinal drug users
a real bad reputation!
Your time is over.
Your time is over, Ethan!
(SLOW SOLEMN MUSIC)
Medications.
You're pathetic, Ethan!
You use drugs to escape reality!
You'll never know what it's
like to embrace reality,
to control reality,
to control your life!
(SLOW SOLEMN MUSIC)
(BEEPING)
(INTENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Relax, Ethan.
I'm not gonna blow myself up.
(SCREAMING)
You think you can eat me!
Randy, are you okay?
(GROWLING)
(SLOW SOLEMN MUSIC)
Randy!
Stop it!
(SLOW TENSE MUSIC)
Alan here's got some
authority related issues.
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
You'll never destroy me!
(GRUNTING)
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
I will never be destroyed!
Control that!
(SOLEMN SLOW MUSIC)
(LAUGHING)
I don't need drugs,
I just need you!
You weren't
making me do drugs!
And you weren't making
me drink like a fish!
I was doing drugs just
so I could stand you!
Oh shit, that's it.
I'll never let you go, ever!
Turn me too.
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Okay, or turn her.
(KNOCKING)
(TENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
(RINGING)
MAN: 911, what's
your emergency?
(GROWLING)
(FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Goodbye, zombie Randy.
I can't believe you did that!
We are so over!
(DEEP RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
Okay.
(LAUGHING)
(SOFT INSPIRING MUSIC)
(YELLING)
(SIRENS RINGING)
(GROWLING)
(GUN FIRING)
(GROWLING)
Motherfucker!
(EXCITING RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
I get a lot of people
telling me they're listening
To my shit, they
love it, they dig it
But are you
really listening?
Do you know what
I'm doing here?
This is one of the
many dirty EP's
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point, you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
Murder (MUMBLES)
I'm making a turn
I'm amazing and you don't got
the patience to burn wells
Packing you all up in
the fashion that's raw
Because you were
asking abroad
Don't come out
rapping, you all suck
Every college has a wondering
mind you laugh about
UP until they blacks out with
a bat out at the frat house
Rushing the place,
cussing your face
Bust every plate
You got lots of cake,
must've been great
Get back down
You are (MUMBLES) mind but
then you just set a style
In reality, you're a
pedophile, Gepetto style
You spend a while
getting off to pillows
And talk through windows
But know me as
a closet sicko
Feeling off my ventilation
Abroad with patience
And feeling loss with
women until they (MUMBLES)
Feeling high in the sky
Got a problem, I see you're
willing to die, die, die
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point, you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
Every demon I've seen has
been dressed with blessings
Less of confessing and more
about getting the (MUMBLES)
Wouldn't of thought
he could take it
Learned a heck of a lesson
Manifesting until this man
is messed up and vesting
I desire (MUMBLES) bragging
MC's like to call
me (MUMBLES) rapping
Stop the beat, make the
speeds dryer than deep cabins
If you want the heat,
I can breathe fire
That breeds dragons
I love twisting my raw shit
because it's not written
I don't talk shit, I'm an
honest kid with a god vision
The libraries, they're
all talk until I walk in
They're moving all
apocalypse novels
Off to the non fiction
I'm legit, don't fall
victim to locked prisons
Because god visions
(MUMBLES) in them
I won't forget the time I
tried to sic mom on them
Nah, you ain't crying,
Get out the backdoor
and stomp on them
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point, you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point, you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
I try to look out for
the pals that are honest
A mouth full of frolic
Will tell you I will
vouch for your product
Every time they (MUMBLES)
There was no doubt
when they bought it
Because I'm out to be hip
hops greatest alchemist on it
I can call in a favor and
you could call me your savior
I'm the boss of the topics
(MUMBLES) in nature
You can file in and wait for
the damn sloppy, you hater
But I made the slice cheddar
Because they're
calling me greater
Yeah, (MUMBLES)
breaking the law
(MUMBLES) shaking it off
Thinking that they're
gonna break when I pause
It's understandable if any
of you are hating me, dog
Fix (MUMBLES) the same,
they ain't gonna talk
You plan to rush but
you can't get around
What I'm gonna do
when I come back
You gonna feel so
bad when I come
At your ass with a (MUMBLES)
Should I get unsatisfactory,
Your punkass will
still be the number one
Rock kicking scumbag
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point, you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die
There is something
I can't live with
Anytime that I
ever took shit
At this point, you
don't want to try
Oh, because you're
gonna die, die, die