Ant Bully, The (2006) Movie Script

Oh, that's it! Spindle, taillight.
Hey. Hey!
-What?
-What do you mean, "what"?
Hey! Hey, what are you doing?
Yeah, this is the sleeping chamber.
Go to sleep.
Don't make me come up there!
I'm so sorry, but I must have
the final ingredient for my potion.
Now, what's more important:
Me completing my life's work
for the salvation of the colony--
Which includes you guys.
--or your sleep?
-Sleep. I'm going with sleep.
-Yeah, the second one.
Well, then I shall try to be very quiet.
Clacktiel.
That's it, I'm coming up there!
Fire crystals.
At last. The final ingredient.
I'm on vacation.
-No. No, cut it out.
-Dogpile.
Dogpile.
It's the Destroyer!
Atomic wedgy.
And a clean break.
-Clean break. Excellent wedge.
-Yeah. All right.
Come on, man,
I'm running out of underwear.
Well, what are you gonna do about it, huh?
Nothing.
-Because I'm big and you're small.
-Yeah.
-Because he's big and you're small.
-Hey.
Quit repeating everything I say.
I was just adding emphasis, dude.
Man, why you gotta be hating?
Destroyer.
Zoc?
Water!
-Zoc.
-Hova, please, get to the grass.
It's dangerous up here.
But I've always wanted to see
a human up close.
I hear they're capable of speech, like us.
They are nothing like us.
What you gonna do about it, ants?
Nothing.
Because I'm big and you're small.
Away, monster, or I will use my powers
to destroy you.
Powers that I have yet to perfect. Run!
Hello.
We mean you no harm.
-Oh, great.
-Shoe!
Shoe!
-Please, go in peace.
-Look out!
-Are you all right?
-l-- I guess he didn't hear me.
Lucas.
Peanut, it's time to come inside now.
Peanut.
I think I might have gotten through
to him.
-What do you think?
-Destroyer.
Tiffany, Lucas, we're leaving now.
Lucas? All the numbers are on the fridge.
-Good one. Extended play.
-Lucas.
What are you doing back there?
Why didn't you answer?
-Are you all right, sweetie?
-I'm fine.
-I was just playing with my friends.
-I don't know.
-Maybe we shouldn't go on vacation.
-Come on, it's our big wedding anniversary.
We're going to Puerco Vallarta.
And I gotta spend a little quality time
with the mamacita.
Don't cancel your vacation
just because of me.
-I can solve my own problems.
-Problems? What problems?
Does it have anything to do with
why I can't find your underwear?
No!
Bed-wetting is nothing
to be ashamed of, Peanut.
What? Just stop it, Mom!
I don't have any problems
except for you treating me like a baby.
-Peanut.
-And stop calling me that.
Just go away and leave me alone.
I, Zoc, call upon the elements:
The wind that blows, rain that falls,
fire that burns.
Deliver your awesome power
and transform my potion.
Clacktiel.
That was great, sweetie.
I loved the smoke effects.
Didn't you, Spindle?
You...
...rock. Curse upon your children.
I don't think rocks have children, honey.
-They won't now.
-Okay. What's the matter?
Hova, the potion is supposed to
change color.
It's not changing color.
It's not changing color.
I call upon the elements:
Wind, rain, et cetera.
Transform my potion and clacktiel.
Clacktiel, clacktiel....
-Maybe you're pronouncing it wrong.
-How could I pronounce it wrong?
-I made it up.
-Take a break.
Hova, perhaps you didn't notice...
...but we were almost squished today,
and the colony is in shambles.
I am this close to finding a solution
to the human problem...
...and you tell me I need to--
Hova, what are you doing?
-Nothing, I'm not doing anything.
-No. Wait.
-No.
-I'm simply walking towards you.
-There's no reason to panic.
-Wait. Now, Hova--
-I'm just coming towards you.
-Wait. No. Hova. No.
Does it tickle?
What about when I do this?
Why are you laughing?
I see you laughing.
Don't make me clacktiel you.
Well, I'm glad you two have something
to laugh about.
-Head of Council.
-Hi.
How nice of you to....
It was unexpected.
Forgive me.
I was working on an experiment.
Oh, yes, I see.
Well, we were-- How may I be of service?
Zoc, attacks from the Destroyer
grow more frequent.
Our food supplies
are now desperately low.
The council was hoping
perhaps you might have a solution.
Fight back. We must stop the Destroyer.
But thousands of ants
would needlessly die.
Perhaps if we could communicate,
you know, just talk with the human.
Oh, what a great idea.
Let's have a nice chat.
Well, hello, Destroyer.
Gee, you look kind of tired.
Why don't you just rest your feet
on my girlfriend.
Okay, oka--
Sometimes you're a real stinkbug,
you know that?
Zoc, a war with the human is--
It's impossible.
A wizard knows no such word.
-Whatever.
-Bye, Tiff. Bye, Lucas.
I love you.
You kids mind your grandma.
Okay, goodbye. Have fun.
Don't worry, everything's under control.
A little help, please.
I think it's your turn.
Teeth in the grass.
Mommo, here's your--
What are you doing?
Preventing alien abduction,
that's what I'm doing.
Thank you.
Dang crabgrass.
See these? Airflow. Aliens hate airflow.
Drives them nuts. And if they try to cut
the power in the middle of the night...
...these babies will wake me up.
-We gotta be prepared. Tell your friends.
-I don't have any friends.
Well, who's gonna look out for you
when you get old...
...and your teeth are falling out,
and them aliens are after you?
-Lucas.
-I'll look after myself.
-Good night, Mommo.
-Good night. Sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs bite...
...or creep into your ear
and lay eggs in your brain.
-Dance, Pukas.
-Dance, monkey boy, dance!
Think fast.
Clacktiel.
You....
Zoc, please, not in front of Spindle.
Sorry.
God, there must be something I missed.
Wait. A crack.
That's it. Imperfections in the crystals.
Perhaps coating it
in a viscous compound.
Spindle. Resin.
Clacktiel.
Oh, that's it. It worked!
The potion is complete!
Praise the Mother! Yes! Yes! Yes!
No!
-Zoc.
-Hova, hang on.
Spindle, get the potion. Quickly.
Hello.
Yep, I was about your age
when I flooded my first colony.
Brother, those were good times.
Good times!
-Who are you?
-Stan Beals is the name.
Beals-A-Bug Pest Control.
Exterminator, eradicator,
solver of problems.
Hey, you must be the Nickle boy, right?
Now, your dad ordered my services...
...but he forgot to sign the contract
before he left.
Busy man. Lot on his mind. It happens.
So he just told me to talk to you....
-Lucas.
-Yeah, Lucas.
He said, "You have my son, Lucas,
sign the contract for me...
...if I happen to forget to before I leave.
He's a grown man now."
His exact words.
I don't know.
Do you have any references?
References?
There's one.
I don't think I should.
You don't think you should, huh?
You don't think?
So who does your thinking for you?
Your mommy?
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy,
what do I do?
I'm just a little baby
that can't think for myself.
Please wipe my little bottom for me.
Wipe me. Oh, oh, please, wipe me.
-Give me that stupid contract.
-Yes, sir. A very mature decision.
Enjoy a world that's entirely bug free
Just sign right here
And leave the killing to me
I wrote that.
-Are you all right?
-I'm fine.
Spindle? Spindle?
Spindle. You saved it.
Oh, well, come here.
Well, someone's getting
an extra moldy root tonight.
-Okay, okay.
-Zoc.
Spindle, light.
-Mother, help us.
-Oh, no.
To attack without provocation,
without reason...
...just because they can, it's--
It's barbaric.
But what can we do?
We are lost.
No. We are saved.
This is our salvation.
A potion?
What exactly does it do?
Hey. Hey, hey.
Human. Come with us.
Shoo. Shoo. Get away. Get away.
I got a fan. I'm windy.
I am windy.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Scanning. Scanning. Scanning.
Stop! Hey, come on! Cut it out!
What are you doing out of bed,
tiny Lucas?
Who are you? What did you do to me?
Let me go!
Gross. Hey, cut it out.
Put me down! Hey. Stop. Put me down.
Put me down!
What is that? Oh, he smells.
-It's the human.
-It's Peanut, the Destroyer.
Oh, my.
-All right, Peanut, this way.
-It's small.
-What is it?
-Touch it.
-Don't touch it.
-Hey.
-Poke it.
-He's so soft.
-His skeleton is on the inside.
-He's inside out?
Where are you taking me? Help!
Who are you? What did you do to me?
Let me go!
Human...
...you have been brought
before the council...
...to face judgment
for crimes against the colony.
Read the charges.
"This human-destructor beast...
...hereafter referred to
as Peanut the Destroyer...
...did willfully
and with malice aforethought...
...crush the food-storage chambers...
...flood all of the lower
hatching chambers...
...and douse the colony
with the dreaded yellow rain."
Hey, come on, I had to go.
Sentencing of the human
will be handed down...
...by the queen herself.
Greetings, my children...
...and to our unusual guest...
...a human that threatens
the very existence of our colony.
Wait a second! Wait, wait, wait.
Time out.
How was I supposed to know
ants had feelings or families or trials?
-You're just a bunch of stupid ants.
-Destroy the Destroyer!
-Throw him in the pit.
-Let's eat him!
No, wait. We are not mindless savages.
This human should be studied.
-And then we'll eat him.
-Yeah.
Eat! Eat! Eat!
Order. Order.
Be still, be still.
Tonight we have a choice.
We could destroy this human
and make safe this day.
Or we could change
the nature of this human...
...and perhaps create
a brighter future for all ants.
I therefore sentence the human
to live and work in the colony...
...to learn our ways.
He must become an ant.
-What?
-No. No, my queen.
What if he does not become an ant?
Okay, I mean, come on.
That would be regrettable.
But-- But who will teach him our ways?
-I will.
-Hova?
It is done.
Let us continue our work.
That's it?
How long am I gonna be like this?
I wanna go home.
Wait. This is inhuman.
Yes, it is.
Hello, Peanut?
Destroyer?
Hello? We have to go.
It's time to start your training.
Where are you?
Okay, okay. It's simple.
All I have to do is run past the guards,
then escape the anthill...
-...and not get eaten by anything.
-Well, hello there.
You know, there's a million things
I wanna ask you.
When were you hatched?
Are you--? Are you male or female?
And how do you tell the difference?
Is it--? Oh, is that how?
Hey, stop peeking.
Or-- Or I'll stomp on you.
Well, I wouldn't if I were you.
You see, I'm the only friend you've got.
You're gonna eat me.
You know, now that you mention it,
you do look soft and chewy...
...but I promised the queen I wouldn't.
Cross your heart.
What? Oh, all right.
Cross my heart, I will not eat you.
I said, cross your heart, not your butt.
I just did.
See, there, did it again.
Strange custom.
I'm still not going.
-Peanut, you need to--
-My name's Lucas, not Peanut.
Lucas.
Well, Lucas. You heard the queen.
You must become an ant
if you ever want to return home.
And how am I supposed to do that?
Well, you just have
to find your place in the colony.
So, Lucas,
do you have any special skills?
I can make milk come out
of my sister's nose.
Okay, well, let's try foraging.
The instructor
is a personal friend of mine.
I'm sure she'd love to help.
Peanut? The Destroyer?
I had to move out
of my nest because of you.
I lost everything.
Took me all morning to rebuild.
Hova, don't tell me
that you are mentoring this-- This-- This....
It's Lucas.
Why is he covered in trash? Is he crazy?
Because I don't teach crazy ants.
No, no, no. He calls the trash "clothes."
They like keeping
their gender traits hidden.
He's male.
Okay, Lucas, you're on the blue team.
-Oh, man. That's not fair.
-Come on.
Hey, hey, hey, quiet.
And suck in that thorax.
Like everything in the colony,
foraging is a team effort.
In this test, each team must act
as a single unit to avoid obstacles...
...retrieve the sweet rock
and return to the nest.
No ant gets left behind.
First team back wins.
Any questions?
-Hello, baby.
-Fugax.
Well, isn't it true that scout ants,
such as myself...
...lead an exciting life of adventure
and intrigue.
-Fugax!
-While foragers, such as you...
...just walk around and pick up sticks.
Questions, anyone?
-Oh, sir?
-The guy with the crooked mandibles.
What kind of adventures?
Well, I'm glad you asked.
-Fugax.
-Gather round, young scouts.
In my travels, I have journeyed
far beyond the great flat rock.
You mean, the street?
No. The great flat rock...
...where the humans
ride in their giant metal cocoons.
Cars.
Did I call on you?
Who invited Captain Party Pooper?
Fugax, meet the Destroyer.
Destroyer?
Now, are there any other--?
Are there any other questions
about your assignment?
Yeah, what's a sweet rock?
Go.
-Bridge.
-Stack up.
Bridge, hooyah.
Come on, Peanut.
Hello, I can do it myself.
Hey, guys. I think he's dead.
I'm not dead.
-Ladder.
-Ladder, hooyah.
-Come on.
-Grab hold.
I don't need your help.
I need your help! I need your help!
Bye, losers.
Come on.
-All right.
-Hurry, human.
You're gonna make us lose.
Hey. I've only got two legs.
Go, Two Legs, go.
Go, Lucas.
-Spring.
-Spring, hooyah.
Hooyah.
Oh, time out.
I don't think I can do this--
All right.
-Let me off!
-Don't let go!
I'm gonna be sick.
Don't let go.
-I'm letting go.
-Don't let go.
He let go.
-A jellybean?
-All right, Lucas.
Good thinking.
Slingshot, hooyah.
-All right, Lucas. Good job.
-Yeah, Peanut, you rule.
-Come on, we're losing. Let's go.
-Good job, Lucas.
-Did we win yet?
-Almost.
We just have to get the sweet rock
over the finish line.
Come on, let's go.
Hurry up, Peanut.
Yeah, right.
Hurry, Lucas, climb the wall.
Climb fast, Peanut.
They're catching up.
Bye-bye, loser.
Climb the wall.
Come on. Climb the wall.
Come on.
Forget it. This game is rigged.
-Ladder.
-Hooyah.
Come on. Let's go. Go, go, go.
We got it. We go it. Yeah, man. All right.
Red rules.
Red team wins.
All right. We did it.
Thanks for trying.
Lucas, you did fine, really.
You just need to discover the ant within.
Start by visualizing yourself with six legs.
-Then, if you--
-How's that gonna get me home?
Look at me. I'm not a stupid ant.
Lucas, being an ant means more
than just having six legs or--
Or lifting 10 times your own weight
or walking vertically up a wall...
...it's being part of a colony.
Not always thinking of yourself first.
-Oh, careful.
-Hey, don't touch me.
I'm trying to help you.
You think this is easy for me?
Being the Destroyer's little helper?
So you worry about you,
and I'll worry about me.
Oh, Lucas.
That's not the way ants are.
Oh, Hova, that's the way I am.
Well, if I could just--
Just what?
Hello? Earth to ant lady.
You were in the middle
of sounding like my mom.
They're coming. Run!
Hey. Hey! What's wrong?
-They're after the herd.
-What herd?
Whoa, easy, girl.
Easy.
Take cover.
Tell the queen I love her.
Oh, we're cut off.
Come, brothers, for queen and colony.
Get to the grass.
Attack formation.
Load them up.
-Enemy fire.
-Watch your wing. Watch your wing.
-Now, that's gotta sting.
-Nice shot.
My turn.
-Thanks.
-Where's Hova?
I don't know.
Come on.
To your positions. Ready.
Squirt.
Don't.
Please, I was just following orders.
Who wants magic?
Clacktiel.
You look tasty.
Leave him alone.
Hova? Oh, quick, get out of my way.
Move.
-Hova.
-Hurry.
Everyone, into the grass.
Don't just stand there. Help her.
Lucas, run.
What are you doing?
Everyone, into the grass.
Where are you...
...little bug?
Please, hurry up. Light, light.
Light, light.
Hova, get down.
Zoc.
No!
Stop, hey! No, no.
Fire in the hole!
-What was that?
-It's bath time.
Retreat.
They're leaving.
We-- We won.
All hail the Destroyer.
Peanut! Peanut!
Brilliant. Genius.
I mean, Lucas made a:
And then...they all flew away.
And now I know
why they call you Peanut.
He's got a brain the size of a peanut.
Lucas the Destroyer.
I take back everything
I thought about you.
You saved us.
Thank you, Lucas.
Yeah, sure.
He saved us.
Oh, it's so obvious, I was so dumb.
Praise the Destroyer.
Wake up. He saved himself.
The rest of us just--
Just got in the way.
Zoc. Oh, are you all right?
-No, I'm--
-What happened to you?
I'm fine. I'm fine.
-You're hurt.
-No, it's nothing, really, I just--
Zoc, do you have any yucca sap?
Lucas has a burn. Poor baby.
This is our enemy.
They do not save ants, they kill ants.
He very nearly killed me.
Or does that not matter to you?
I do, you do
We all like the honeydew
Dinner is served.
And I'm the dessert.
And I'm on a low-fathead diet.
And you know, it looks good on you.
So, Lucas, what are you working on?
Glasses.
This is some good honeydew.
Oh, Lucas, you have to try some.
It's so good.
Go ahead.
This is awesome.
Tastes like green-apple bubble gum.
That went away quick.
Another round for you?
Oh, yeah, keep it coming.
Get it while it's hot.
Whoa, I didn't know
humans could change their colors.
-Trippy.
-Perhaps our young pupa...
...ate too much honeydew.
Here, eat this.
It'll make you feel better.
What did that come out of?
It's an alka root.
Zoc discovered its powers to expel evil
and create well-being.
He is a great wizard.
Yeah, he hates me.
Whoa, he really does, doesn't he?
I mean, he hates your guts.
It's actually amazing
how much he hates your guts.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Yes, Zoc has anger issues,
especially towards humans...
...but he's a true ant.
Hard on the outside,
but soft on the inside.
Just give him time, Lucas.
Praise the Mother.
Praise the Mother.
Thanks.
Who is this mother
you keep talking about, anyway?
Is it the queen?
No, Lucas, the Ant Mother.
The queen of queens.
She gave birth to the first colony.
To all ants.
Come on. It's time for you to see.
This is the Chamber of the Ages.
What are these?
They tell the story
of our colony, our history.
These are pretty cool.
This is the image of the Ant Mother.
It is said that one day she will return...
...and honeydew will pour
from the sky like rain.
Then we will never go hungry again.
So you actually want warm poop
to fall from the sky?
Yes. That would be a blessed day.
I'm sorry, it's just so beautiful.
Hey, what's that one?
It's the evil one.
The Cloudbreather.
It is ancient, drawn before our time.
No one knows for sure what it is,
except that death is said to follow it.
I think it's just a story used
to scare naughty pupas into behaving.
No, the exterminator.
l-- I gotta cancel him.
I gotta go home now.
But you're not an ant yet.
-Just a quick visit.
-No way, Two Legs.
The humans' nest is strictly forbidden.
Well...
...the colony needs food, right?
Food?
Yeah, sweet rocks.
My house is filled with them.
-In assorted colors and flavors.
-Assorted flavors?
Even the greenies?
Well, you'll be needing a scout.
No. There is no way
you're gonna get me--
-I'm in.
-Come on.
Better be some red ones.
Wow, this is a big nest.
Must have taken thousands
of humans to build this.
-What's that?
-It's just the door.
A door? Fantastic.
Do all of your guests
pass under this door?
Well, actually, you guys
are the first friends I've had over.
We are the first ones?
Kreela, we're the first ones
to pass under the door.
-Great.
-And to think...
...all of this is made from your own poop.
Nice.
Oh, why did Mom
have to get shag carpet?
lt'll take days to get to the kitchen.
Oh, gee, that is too bad.
I guess now we'll have to go home
before we all get in trouble.
No.
Wait.
Come on.
This is called hang-gliding.
Have you ever done this, actually?
I played the video game.
Now, when I give the word,
everybody jump.
Now.
Oh, sorry, was that the word?
-Coming.
-Hey, hey, look out.
For queen and colony.
Oh, God.
-Showoff.
-Awesome. Yeah.
This is Hawaii.
We went there last summer.
It's got volcanoes and hula dancers
and Don Ho and surfboards.
And I caught a fish.
And these are the pyramids.
Well, not the real pyramids.
The real ones are lots bigger.
Mommo says aliens built them.
She's my grandma.
Oh, are these your nest mates?
Yeah, that's my family.
Which one's the queen?
My sister thinks she is.
What's wrong?
Nothing. It's just, well....
I should have told
my mom goodbye. That's all.
I can be a real jerk sometimes.
-Lucas, your face is leaking.
-Leaking?
Oh, no, it's okay.
Is that what humans do
when they're sad?
They leak from the face?
When ants are sad, we do this:
Oh, Lucas, it's-- It's--
It's beautiful!
Sweet rocks, come to papa!
Red one.
What are you doing?
Why aren't you taking the red ones?
Well, it's actually
quite simple, sugar lips.
I hate the red ones.
Well, I love the red ones.
-Hate them.
-I love them!
-Hate, hate, hate.
-Love. Love.
-Admit it, you find me attractive.
-What?
Oh, how you tease me
with your sweet talk.
Oh, you want some sweet talk?
Because I'll give you some sweet talk.
Now grab a red one
before I pull these off.
Whoa, I need those.
What are we doing?
Nothing, nothing.
-Mommo, I'm back!
-What was that?
-Tiffany.
-What's a Tiffany?
-Hurry up!
-Right.
Leave the red ones behind!
Fugax!
Hey, pipsqueak, you there?
Hello?
Crossfire!
That kid and his stupid electronic toys.
What is he doing?
Jumping. You know,
hippity hop, uppity downy?
It's a scout thing.
You wouldn't understand.
Okay, come on. One more.
I just need a seven.
-Hello. How are you?
-Hi.
Pizza Kingdom. Hail to the king.
Would you like to try our new
Princess Pepperoni with tangy Jester Sauce?
Hello! This is Lucas Nickle!
I need to cancel my order!
What?
You don't want to order?
Please cancel the contract!
-No exterminator!
-No extra tomato. Got it.
Yes. No exterminator.
I'm canceling the contract.
What? You-- You wanna cancel?
Who is this?
Oh, Bill, is this you, man?
You got me, man. You got me, dude.
That's a relief.
Okay, Lucas, I don't understand
most of what just happened.
What is an exterminator?
Oh, don't worry. Everything's okay now.
Hide!
This is Tiff. Hi, Mom.
Yeah, everything's fine.
Lucas is being a pest.
He's in his room playing...
-...those stupid video games.
-No, no!
I will. I will. Okay, Mom.
Yes. I'm hugging the phone too. Bye.
You must be Queen Tiffany.
Allow me to introduce--
Remember your training.
Oh, no. No, no, no! Mother!
We're sorry. Your call
cannot be completed as dialed.
Hello?
Tiffany, no! You'll squish Lucas.
Hello. Nobody's shrunk.
Gotta go. Bye-bye.
What are you talking about?
Lucas! You let him go. It's me you want.
Come back. Probe me instead. Lucas!
Bring back Lucas, you alien scum!
Oh, Lucas. Lucas.
-Okay, Mommo.
-Lucas.
Let's go find your other teeth.
Hova, where are you?
Hova? Hova! Are you all right?
Are we all right? Of course.
Why wouldn't we be?
We're fine. We're all right. Silly.
Whoa, whoa, wait.
No, wait, now, hold up.
Zoc! Zoc, guess what we did?
We went to Hawaii.
We saw the pyramids.
We flew without wings.
At first, it was like:
But then it was:
Of course, the others were terrified,
so I took charge. And then we....
We were inside the humans' nest.
Humans' nest? That's forbidden!
Right, right.
But the nest was filled
with sweet rocks, okay.
Lots of them.
But then Queen Tiffany started swatting,
some massive flying teeth attacked us...
...and, well, here we are.
What a day. Good night.
And who told you
about these sweet rocks?
-Lucas, of course.
-Really?
Hi, there. How are you?
-Okay.
-Okay. That's good.
It's good to be okay.
Listen, I just wanted
to show you something, if that's okay.
You know what this is?
This is the potion that will
make you big again.
I just wanted you to take
a good, long look at it.
Because this is the last time
you will ever see it.
What do you mean?
I mean, there is no way I am ever
going to make you big again.
Ever. You are a threat
to every ant in this colony.
Especially to Hova.
But I would never do anything
to hurt Hova.
I just-- l--
I just wanna go home.
Well, then, if I were you...
...l'd try to find help somewhere else,
because there is nothing for you here.
Nothing.
The pain, the pain! It's unbearable.
Just put me out of my misery!
Oh, hold still, you big pupa.
I haven't even touched you yet.
Be gentle with me.
-Where's Lucas?
-Isn't he with you?
-No.
-Lucas? Lucas? That's weird.
Well, he's probably off destroying
some other poor, unfortunate colony.
You know how they are. Destroyers.
Zoc, what have you done?
-Me? What did I do?
-Where is he?
He's gone.
-He led you into a trap, Hova.
-There was no trap.
He led us to food.
He was trying to protect us from....
-From what? What, Hova?
-From something.
Oh, something!
And I was worried it was from nothing.
He's blinded you, Hova.
No, you are the one who's blind.
You are so consumed
by your hatred for the humans...
-...you see only what you want to see.
-Oh, come on.
Zoc, I see a young pupa,
a human learning our ways...
...becoming part of this colony,
becoming an ant.
-Impossible.
-Listen to yourself, Zoc.
"A wizard knows no such word."
So, what are you now?
Certainly not the ant I love.
Hova!
I did it for you, for the colony.
You did it for yourself.
Hova, I....
He won't make it
through the night alone.
Fugax, your leg's broken.
Yeah, but I still have five good ones.
Very good ones.
You know, I believe he was trying
to protect us from something.
See you, Zoc.
Maybe Zoc is right.
Now I'll never get home.
Hi! Nice evening, huh?
Oh, may I?
Sure, help yourself.
Thanks, I love water! I'm a beetle
that loves water, but I'm not a water beetle.
Isn't that funny? I'm a beetle--
Hey, Lucas.
Hey, anybody know what...means?
I think I just figured it out.
Croaker!
This way!
Don't ever leave me again.
-But Zoc told me--
-You are my pupa, not Zoc's.
Lucas, come on.
Climb! You can do it. Just concentrate.
I'm an ant. Okay, I'm an ant.
-He's got it. He's got it.
-Look, I'm an ant!
He hasn't got it.
Grab hold!
Hova?
Lucas!
Wow, we came right
down that guy's throat, didn't we?
Hey, smiley, you're on my wing.
Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.
So, what do you guys do?
I'm a glowworm. I glow.
That's great!
You're really starting
to irritate me. Can you--?
Oh, gross.
Will you quit eating, fatso?
It's cramped in here.
There's no more room!
Don't worry. I'm afraid we will be
moving along in due course.
Always with the negative with you.
Why can't you be more-- Hey, Lenny!
This is what I'm talking about.
Lenny always has a smile on his face--
Let me out! Let me out!
-I don't wanna be a toadstool!
-"A toadstool." That's great.
-You like that?
-That's very funny.
There's plenty more
where that came from, pal.
I like-- Hi, what's your name?
There he goes again.
Stop! Come back!
-Hova!
-No!
Hova, he's gone.
Croaker, over here. This way!
-Zoc!
-Zoc!
I am delicious, eat me.
Zoc, are you crazy?
-He's crazy.
-Hey, froggy!
No relationship is worth this.
Oh, sure. Why not? Come on in.
-Welcome to paradise.
-Zoc! How'd you get here?
I sure didn't come in
through the rear entrance.
Welcome. Make yourself at home. Hi.
Who is this? Your ant?
Zoc, you are crazy.
You're inside a frog, for Mother's sake.
What are you doing? This is impossible!
"Listen to yourself, Zoc.
A wizard knows no such word.
So, what are you now?"
Weirdo.
What does she see in you?
-What does she see in you?
-Exactly!
Not me.
-Hey, is that...?
-Alka root? So it is.
-Oh, no.
-Oh, my.
You might wanna let go of that.
Oh, no. So you can grab it?
I don't think so.
-Hands in the air.
-Oh, my.
Wow, that was great!
Hey, we sure owe you one!
Thanks a lot!
I'm free! I'm free!
Oh, crap.
Hey, Zoc, thanks. But why'd you do it?
An ant will sacrifice himself
for his friends.
-I thought you hated me.
-I didn't do it for you.
All right, well, we should
camp here for the night.
Come on, Fugax. Let's forage some food.
Excuse me? I don't forage.
I'll scout for food.
Right, let's go.
Zoc, stay with Lucas.
He's been through a lot today.
-Hova, please, don't ask me to--
-He's not what you think.
There is goodness in him.
There's an ant in him.
See, he really is trying.
Come on. You can do it.
-Concentrate.
-One, two, three.
Think ant. Ant. Ant.
Yeah, all right.
Craznocks.
It's funny.
The sky looks exactly the same.
Everything else is so different...
...but it's the same sky, the same stars.
Why must you keep doing that?
-Are you ill?
-What? Oh, you mean yawning.
-I'm just tired.
-Please stop. It's disgusting.
-Ants don't yawn?
-Definitely not, thank you.
So this city of yours, it's like a nest?
Well, yeah. Kind of.
And the humans that live there
are all brothers...
...working together
for the greatness of their colony?
Well, not exactly.
It's a little more like,
you know, every man for himself.
But that's so primitive.
How does anything get done?
Some people work together.
Some. Why not all?
I suppose it's because
of their differences.
But it's the differences
that make a colony strong.
Foragers, scouts, drones,
nurses, regurgitators...
...all are different,
but an essential part of the whole.
This is where we ants draw our strength.
My differences just get me beat up.
-And why is that?
-I don't know.
Some humans prefer to clobber people
they don't understand.
Like you prefer to clobber ants.
I guess I didn't think
about what I was doing.
Seems to happen a lot.
I suppose sometimes I, too,
can act without thinking.
Perhaps in this way, we are alike.
Good night, Lucas.
Good night, Zoc.
-What's the matter?
-Look!
-What is it? What's wrong?
-I see her!
-Who her?
-The Ant Mother!
She's come! She's here!
Look! Look!
What do you know?
There really is an--
No.
Cloudbreather.
But I cancelled the contract.
Praise the Mother!
-Praise the Mother!
-She's come at last!
Everyone, please, calm down.
Listen to me! It is not the Ant Mother!
-It is a Cloudbreather!
-It's true.
He's come to wipe out the entire colony.
How can we possibly fight back?
His magic is strong.
Sprayers.
Foggers.
Oh, that's the stuff.
Zappers.
Sulfur bombs.
And how do you know of this creature?
Because....
-Because I brought him here.
-Lucas!
I knew it. I told you.
-Guards, remove this human.
-Come on, kid.
-Hova!
-Lucas!
-No.
-Wait. The potion.
That's it! Zoc, you shrunk me.
You can shrink the Cloudbreather.
We can load these things up and then:
Right in the ear!
Yes. Yes, perhaps.
But the Cloudbreather
towers above us like a tree.
How do we get close enough?
I've got an idea.
Zoc, you would trust this human?
Yoo-hoo, hello?
We need to talk to you.
Show yourselves.
Down here. Hello?
Well, well, well.
Just in time for lunch.
-Hello.
-Wait.
Listen to me. We come in peace.
The exterminator's here. He brings
death clouds that will destroy us all...
...unless we can work together
to stop him.
Death clouds, huh?
Okay, let's eat.
Get behind me.
Sir, the east nest, totally destroyed.
The cloud is coming.
The cloud!
What do you have in mind?
Remember, you only get one shot at it.
Don't fire until you see
the wax of his ears.
-Understood.
-Ready? Lucas?
-Good to go.
-Hey. Hey. Stop it. Stop it.
Zoc! Can I switch? Mine's broken.
All right, boys. Heat them up.
Let's fly.
Hey, that looks fun. Let's help, shall we?
Okay. I only live two weeks anyway.
Good for you.
First wave, attack!
So you want to rumble, huh?
Come on. Come on.
Come on!
I'm going in.
I can't get through.
He's got some kind of shield.
Craznocks. Headphones!
For queen and colony!
Yeah.
Why have you stopped?
Oh, geez. Boy, that hurts. Please stop.
Bye-bye.
We'll have to land on him.
Find a way in.
He's reloading! Now's our chance.
Draw!
Zoc!
-Welcome to the scalp.
-Hello.
-Have a slice.
-Enjoy.
Fingers!
He's scratching again!
-To the armpit!
-Dive, dive!
Leave my friends alone!
Don't pick your nose.
Don't pick your nose.
-Need a lift?
-Thanks.
No.
Hova, are you okay?
What?
Nighty night.
Run!
Come on, get up!
We got to go, we got to go!
I'm done, little ant.
Run! Run!
Lucas, go on.
Save yourself.
That's not the way ants are.
Hurry up.
Lucas? Lucas!
Lucas!
You did it. You did it!
Now, that's an ant.
Oh, sorry.
Thanks, kid.
Oh, yeah!
-Our weapons are useless.
-We just need a clear shot.
Hey, wait. A shot.
Okay, now what?
Well, I don't know,
because I've never attacked before.
-Isn't that funny?
-Hilarious.
Oh, look. Here's a way in.
Enjoy a world that's entirely bug free
Call Beals-A-Bug
And leave the bug-killing to me
Okay, I'm feeling like we ought to attack
something in here.
Hey, that looks vulnerable.
Perfect.
Oh, look. Here's our way out.
Let's give this human a goodbye kiss.
Pucker up, Mr. Beals!
No, no, no.
Stop. Just get away from me.
Get away from me.
You can't exterminate me.
Oh, yeah. I'm Stan Beals!
Oh, no, no, no!
Praise the Mother!
Lucas! Lucas! Lucas!
This day I no longer see
a human among ants...
...but instead a single colony.
No more Lucas the Destroyer...
...but Rokai the ant.
Welcome to the colony.
Isn't that wonderful?
-Rokai?
-It's an ant name.
A wizard name.
Rokai has earned his freedom.
And we have earned a friend.
Remember us.
Hey, Lucas--
I mean, Rokai.
Listen, once you get back...
...if you get the chance, how about
dropping a few sweet rocks now and then?
You know, red ones, preferably.
Red ones?
I thought you hated the red ones.
Well, I do, but I'm starting to like them.
I'm gonna miss you, Two Legs.
Calling a human "friend."
I thought that impossible until you came.
But, Zoc, a wizard knows no such word.
Very true.
Here.
But just wait until you're outside
before you drink it.
I still think I should have eaten you
when I had the chance.
I am soft and chewy.
But I promised the queen I wouldn't.
I'm gonna miss you, Hova.
We're going to miss you too, Rokai.
Cross our hearts.
Cross our hearts!
He's back. He's back!
He's in his birthday suit.
Happy birthday, Lucas!
Got you that time.
Hi, Tiff. Is everything all right?
Where's Lucas?
Still locked in his room,
hiding from society.
Mom, hey, Mom!
-Lucas, what is it?
-I forgot to tell you goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, Peanut. Oh, sorry,
I shouldn't call you that.
It's okay. I don't mind.
Casa, sweet casa.
These suitcases are muy grande,
my little love nacho.
How about getting the el door-o?
I don't know what you mean, honey.
-Yeah, honey, the puerta, the--
-What's the puerta?
-The door, the door!
-The door. Okay, I got it. I got it.
Hey, Pukas, where you been?
We've been looking for you.
-I think someone's overdue for a dogpile.
-Yeah, dogpile!
He said dogpile.
Stop saying everything I say, got it?
Stop saying everything you say. Got it.
That's it. How about I dogpile you?
How about you leave him alone?
What the craznocks is wrong with you?
What? How about you make me?
Oh, that's right, you can't.
Because I'm big and you're small.
Yeah, I'm small. We're all small.
But together, we're big.
You think these stupid losers
are going to team up against me?
I can do anything I want to them,
and there's nothing they can do about it.
And the same goes for you, Pukas.
Dogpile!
I said, dogpile!
-You heard the man.
-Dogpile!
No! Don't hurt me! Mommy!
Hey, you guys want to come over
and play?
Yeah, cool. Come on, Lucas.
I'll catch up.
There's something I gotta do first.
Yeah! All right!
Oh, yeah.
They sure grow up fast.
-What?
-Look what I got.
Oh, no. Zoc.
Zoc! Wait! Wait! No, no! Stop!
Come on.
Stop it! I'm serious....
Sweet rocks!