Apokawixa (2022) Movie Script
One percent.
Theres one percent left.
Dunno. This is bad luck,
a bad trip, a system failure.
My names Kamil Wilk.
Im 19, and I go
to High School No. 4 in Warsaw.
People! This is our fault!
My names Agnieszka Wrblewska.
Im 18 years old.
People, this is my plea to you:
you need to wake up
and stop destroying this planet,
or else
You need to know
it came from the water.
THREE DAYS EARLIER
This year Antarctica has lost
250 billion tons of ice.
Forest fires are raging
in Turkey, California, and Greece.
Logging continues
in the Biaowiea Forest
NATIONWIDE PROTESTS
the Baltic is dying.
Fishermen keep finding dead fish,
pollution causes toxic bacteria
Dont leave the shadows!
Dude, youre cheating!
- Lets switch to the sniper.
- Die!
Its get wrecked, pal.
Guys, were out marching
in the climate strike.
This is so wild!
The police are here to protect us, yay!
But guess whos here with me?
Its Lui! Shes realized
Earth is more important than exams.
Lui? Im pimping up the car for you!
- You need to come here, guys!
- Go back home!
Is that how youre studying?
Look at what youre missing.
These are my buddies.
My classmates. But I dont know
if I can really call them that
because for a long time
weve only met up online.
Young people have rallied worldwide
to protest against climate change,
demanding government action.
Why are you protesting?
Were here
because unless we wake up as a species,
unless we change,
there will be no tomorrow!
We dont want to live
in the world adults have left us.
This is not our world!
Capitalism, always seeking
more and more profits!
As if we couldnt see
were part of the planet!
Youre about to get sprayed
in the face. With gas.
In 2019, the pandemic came upon us.
COVID-19.
They fucking locked us all down,
literally locked everyone in.
We spent the best years of high school
locked up in these cages
in front of computers.
- in 1897.
- Excuse me.
Pawe! Take notes.
This is important.
Maam, I dont think I get it.
Aga! I wanted to Aga!
- I dont understand
- Quiet!
- Well move on to Europe soon.
- Yes, but Id like
When the first wave hit us, my mom died.
I ended up in a psycho ward.
This is my doctor.
Ill show you my cell.
Hi there.
Hello.
Dont touch me!
- Stop filming, please.
- And you stop sighing.
Come inside.
Theres no telling
how long Ill stay here.
With the devils and the lot.
Calm down!
Who hasnt been affected
by this quarantine? Who?
Who?
The whole world has pressed pause.
So this is what Im gonna do now.
I am gonna fucking do it!
My dearest amigos,
Im gonna throw you a party,
and it will be fucking sick. I promise.
Catch her!
Police! Come back home!
So, party peeps,
you are all invited to my big bash.
Cmon, yall! All the party animals
are invited to my ark.
Not Noahs Ark. Kamils Ark.
Its a pandemic apocalyptic time,
well keep the environment in mind.
Well suck up all sorts of garbage
our civilization has heaped upon us.
MDM, booze, and acid!
Fuck, the white stuff too!
Gettin so fucking high
our shoes will fly off!
The heaviest base,
the sickest beats!
Girls, get yourselves all dolled up.
Bros, score some weed,
and Ill see you at my place.
The maps below.
Ill see you all in my palace.
Kisses!
Its out.
Good morning, Warsaw!
Its 15 May, 6 am,
the last day of high-school exit exams.
We wish you the best of luck!
Yesterday, there were 370 deaths
and 2,500 new cases,
But the Sun is shining,
and its a beautiful day.
Dont miss the solar eclipse today.
Yes, 15 May will be quite a day!
Hi there, man.
Thats the spirit. Fuck, yeah!
All right, turn it off.
Turn it off!
Turn it off.
- Hola, seorita!
- Buenos das! Good morning!
Hello, Im here. Qu pasa?
A special menu
for a soon-to-be high-school graduate:
an omelette
or a bacon and egg tortilla.
- The tortilla.
- Excellent choice.
I need some pills to chill.
Can you write a prescription?
Please.
Kamil
Your father and I have decided
you should go easy on meds
until your exams are over.
Because I ended up
in your ward one year ago,
you can now live in this house,
eat our eggs
and whore yourself to my father.
Dont worry, your business is safe.
- Eco Wilk is safe.
- All right.
Ill meet you in five minutes
in my office, okay?
I havent slept in 21 hours.
Whats going on here?
Did I miss something?
She claims shes your wife.
Yeah? What if we intend to? I
Spit it out. Is she just a shag
or do you love her?
I We
We are together.
As for how you treat women,
imagine your mother is here,
watching you.
Think shed be proud of you?
Dunno, but kudos to her
for being promoted so quickly.
Talk to him.
As his former therapist, I shouldnt
Yes, I know.
I dont know what got into her.
I just asked my stepmother,
my fathers wife,
or just Ms. Psychologist,
for pills to help me chill.
Tell me something,
because I dont get it.
How will you ever become Yes?
Ill go tank up the chopper.
Im going insane here!
Yeah, sure.
How will you ever
become a serious person
if you cant even
get a grip on yourself?
All you want is to take!
Since we get along so well, I thought
Id move to the palace
by the sea after my exams.
To throw parties there? No way!
Were in the middle of a pandemic.
You need to stay home.
Ill tell you something, honestly.
Im fed up with you.
Pass your exams first, kid.
Youve spent two years
learning in an online model.
Looking at your faces,
young, full of hopes and dreams,
Im convinced
that a very bright future
lies ahead of you.
You will live long and beautiful lives.
I want you to know
that all of us, faculty members
We are all proud of you, and
we wish you good luck
in your future endeavors.
Political and cultural achievements
of the 16th century.
I studied, so this is not a problem.
But what does this have to do
with whats happening in the world?
With real problems such as the pandemic?
Why dont you ask us this?
Thanks, Aga,
that was edifying.
Youre wasting your time.
The exam just started.
Keep writing.
Dont get distracted.
Good morning.
You look like a little Buddha.
And you look like Pocahontas.
Like a painting.
You waited?
- We did.
- But why?
- You finished quickly.
- So did you.
I didnt feel like it.
Ready for a trip?
Always.
Youre sleeping with him?
- Are we going?
- Yes.
- Are you coming?
- Yeah.
Get off my car! Now!
Uh-ho. Were in trouble.
Lets run away
before they lock us here forever.
- Luiza, come!
- Attention, all students! A new variant
Lets get the fuck out of here!
Lui! Come here!
- Move over!
- do not leave the school grounds!
I need to go.
- Im sorry.
- Luiza!
Come on!
Attention, all students!
A new variant of the virus
may be spreading
My brothers coming with us.
Theres a new variant of the virus.
You are not to leave the school grounds!
- Theyre gone. What now?
- All right. The back exit.
- Hello, guys.
- Hi.
- Hello!
- Hiya!
Hiya!
Are Mycha and Tola with you?
I thought they went with you.
Were leaving town.
Ill call them.
You stock up on groceries.
Chips, cola, stuff like that.
The cashs in your pocket.
Come on! Lets go!
Go, go, go!
- We still have some errands to run.
- See you!
Bye!
Check the connections
to the Tri-City area.
In five minutes,
a total solar eclipse
will be visible throughout Poland.
LIQUOR STORE 24/7
Cool your jets. Its business.
Business is business.
Your brothers not going to kill you.
You dont know my brother.
Theres no party without pills.
Go get em!
Check it out.
A full total eclipse.
Something big is going down tonight.
Fuck, men
When the cops came,
I took out my phone to film this.
The guy acted all normal.
Normal, right?
So look at that.
The motherfucker
started twisting like crazy.
As if the devil got inside of him.
Look!
I got my ass out of there
in a fucking flash.
The coast guys got scared shitless,
blamed the pills, and gave them back.
So Ill leave them here.
I got nothing to do with it,
but these are my pills, all right?
You!
Wawa, our club is mighty!
Wawa, our club is the best!
Wawa, our club deserves respect!
Our club, Wawa CKKS!
Fuck me! Look whos here.
What do you say?
- Hi, bro.
- Hi, bro?
What the actual fuck?
Theres a solar eclipse today.
Two years. Youve cut yourself off
from the hooligans. Okay.
From the club. Okay.
But from your bro?
- You cut ties with your family.
- Fuck off.
I took my exit exams.
- You took them, or you passed?
- I took them.
I took mine too, but I didnt pass.
Too many steroids,
not enough brains.
So what now?
Thats sort of why Im here.
Were throwing a party.
You see, we need some pills.
Youre a drug dealer now?
Are you fucking nuts?
- We chipped in.
- Everyone in school did?
Well, the party will be on the big side.
On the big side, my ass.
Boys!
Get out here!
Not a word from you for two years!
And the first thing you want is pills?
For fucks sake!
First of all, this is business.
We dont take this stuff.
These pills are for lefties and faggots.
Look, the sun went black.
- What do you say?
- Fuck you. Get your ass out of here.
I guess it burned through.
Fuck, whats with the wind?
Start the car! Lets go!
Whats going on?
Hurry up!
Pawe!
Fuck, start the car!
- Come on!
- Fuck!
Come on! Step on it!
Theyre following us.
- Step on it, Mariusz!
- Im trying!
Fuck!
- Come on!
- Motherfucker!
Hes turning back!
I cant see the fucker!
Dude, youve saved our party!
Youve walked us through a dark valley.
I fear no evil, because you are with me.
- You said chips were the worst shit.
- Jeeze
I know, but I havent eaten them
since I went vegan.
Which was one year ago.
Jasio!
The trunk!
This is a bad sign.
Darn, its a shame we missed it.
This happens once a millennium.
Many cultures saw solar eclipse
as a bad omen,
the end of the world,
divine punishment.
It was thought to be caused
by mythical animals devouring the Sun.
Solar eclipses may have sped up
the evolution of our ancestors.
The Earth, the Moon, and the Sun
align in a uniquely perfect way:
precisely so that the Sun cant poke out
from behind the Moon.
Jasio, unglue yourself from your phone,
and try some poking in real life.
Jasio, unglue yourself from your phone,
and try some poking in real life.
- Perfect poking.
- More like the plagues of Egypt.
You got it? Great.
So go pack the groceries.
Hey, girls. These seats are free.
There are free seats
over there, too.
My friends a little shy.
Come on, sit.
Oh, you want to sit here?
No problem, girl.
You sit here, Ill go there,
everythings peachy.
These girls,
whats going on in their heads?
One is a crazy eco-terrorist.
The other acts all devout.
Or my sister.
She makes me call her bro.
There are no normal girls left.
Yeah.
Girls, gotta smell like a flower,
cause no one knows the day or the hour.
Boys, make sure youre a clean geezer
cause you dont know either.
- Awesome freestyle.
- Thanks.
We need to stop for gas.
Arent you afraid, girls?
Whats there to fear?
You only live once, right?
I told you, stupid,
people are on the move.
We have a disco on the coast,
and we were wondering
if anyone would come.
And you, my sour-faced friend,
whats your name?
Tola.
Tola Ebola.
She plays instruments. She writes music.
She couldve won a TV talent show
but the virus
I know you from somewhere.
I dont think so. Im a nurse.
Bravo, then!
- A nurse!
- Thank you.
All right, I got it.
The train leaves in two hours. And
What?
The ticket costs 200 zlotys?
No go.
- I only have 100.
- A hundred will get you nowhere.
But in two hours
we will make enough. Look.
Whats this?
This is a business,
and Im freelancing.
Showing my ass
to losers on the Internet.
- Wanna join me? Well earn even more.
- No, I'm not cut out for it.
Yeah, just like that.
I like helping people.
Changing dressings.
Tending to the sick. Drawing blood.
Im not squeamish at all about it.
This epidemic
has been the toughest time of my life.
We were stretched thin,
we had no equipment.
They recently brought a guy
with a new virus mutation.
Mom?
Stay away from me, girls, all right?
Weve had an awful day at hospital.
They brought in a patient
Ive never seen such a case.
His body kept twisting.
I feel a little off.
I could crash at Tolas place.
Sure.
Yes, you do that.
- You look pretty.
- Thanks. See you!
All right, girls, off you go.
No one knew
what he came down with.
We had COVID half a year ago.
It was really rough.
I lost over 20 pounds.
I had a fucking killer headache
and fever for three weeks.
- I lost 130, so quickly.
- But you guys dont look bad.
Gas is so fucking expensive.
What?
You sold a kidney, huh?
Dads making so much moolah
I thought Id skim off a little.
Hows business? Good?
- What did you fuck up this time?
- Excuse me?
Im the second in command here
after my father, right?
Right?
Right.
What shady deals
are you pitching to him?
Dumping some fucking pollutants?
Disposing of waste?
How about we dispose of you, huh?
Stand up.
Stand up!
Stand at attention!
Now turn.
Start humming.
Hum. Louder.
Keep humming.
Hum. Louder.
- Youre trying to tell me
- Your son
Dont get me started on my son!
Are you saying our
Your son!
My son is stupid
because hes young,
and he is naive like his mother was.
But hes irrelevant.
So our waste treatment plants
will cause the worst
environmental crisis in this country?
- Stop it!
- I cant. We signed the contracts.
No one in Europe knows
what to do with this batch of shit.
It was supposed to be so fucking safe.
So eco-friendly.
The bay always had issues
with algal blooms.
- Theyll hang up a few warnings.
- What are you doing?
Just dont go to the bay
for vacation this year.
- Why are you whispering?
- Your sons over there.
- Where are you going?
- For my exam.
I want you home by 10 pm. By dinner.
Kamil!
Kamil!
You want something?
Hello.
Hello there.
Hey!
Id like to pay for the gas.
Listen up, Im at the station,
I wanna pay for gas,
and this dude is high as a kite.
Hey, mister! Stefan! Wake up!
Hes so high hes about
to fly out of his shoes. Look.
Hey, dude!
Whats with you, buddy?
Hes so high he fell over.
Were at the station,
and this guy is stoned solid. Look.
OPEN
CLOSED
Hey, mister!
What stuff are you on?
Ill leave the money here.
Such a poor man.
First this, then that.
The biggest paradox is
that people are obeseand malnourished.
Lui, can you get off the phone?
Ill tell them
and come back home.
Aga!
Cover your mouth, dammit!
- Sorry. Im allergic to everything.
- And yet youre alive?
My inhaler ran out.
You had one job:
to take enough inhalers.
Easy. Its sad
that people are now allergic to nature.
Do you think shed make a good surfer?
I think she would be awesome!
Youll do a course
and well go from beach to beach
and rip off rich kids.
Do you not see
that the world is burning,
and the melting ice
will flood all the beaches?
But the planet will manage.
With or without us.
You are so ignorant.
Whats next?
Theyll take us somewhere,
arrest us and shoot to death.
The heaviest base,
the sickest beats!
Look. Kamils throwing a party.
Bros, score some weed
God, what a nutcase.
Its awesome hes doing it.
- So theres something between you two?
- Nah...
Why are you holding me?
- My guardian angel.
- Let me go!
You are not allowed here!
These are just young girls.
Arent you ashamed? Let me go!
- Hello.
- Mamita!
This is an illegal gathering!
Its a free country.
They have the right to protest!
What are you doing?
Your exit exams are not over yet.
Luiza? Do your parents know
where you are?
My mom thinks
LGBT is a disease like COVID,
and the climate strike is a conspiracy.
This is so wild!
Give me a kiss.
Max, watch the road!
- Not until she gives me a kiss.
- Max!
Watch the road.
Watch the road!
Please be careful.
Stop!
Its alive. We need to help it.
No! Max!
- It was dead.
- No, it wasn't!
Should I let a Wuhan bat
peck me to death?
Its a seagull. Rabid I guess.
All animals form
one big nervous system
by which they communicate.
The ocean causes reactions
It is defending itself.
What?
Jasio, go back to the car.
Youre sick!
Jasio, please.
The ocean sent a seagull
to warn us away.
We need to put
the pandemic behind us.
So we are now
Were going to a party in aznw.
- To the palace.
- Quiet!
aznw is quite a way
from where the train stops.
Well be driving past that palace,
so we can drop you off there.
What say you?
- Really?
- Yeah.
Cool.
Oh, fuck.
- Virus inspection.
- Good evening.
Where will you be staying?
Wacek, its me, Kamil Wilk.
We are on our way to the palace.
Oh, Kamil.
Good evening.
Do you have valid tests?
Are you vaccinated?
No, we dont have any documents on us.
All right, lets get you tested.
The seasons on,
and the virus keeps mutating.
I need to test everyone.
- Who is that fucking nutcase?
- Cool it.
Show some respect.
- Hes a local Kashub.
- Whoa, then my apologies.
He has a camp site here.
And a cool daughter.
Kamil
I was sorry to hear
your mother passed.
Me too.
Im sorry we didnt call.
Its the pandemic.
Thats why we must be careful.
- What do you mean by cool?
- Youll see.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
- Im not saying you have COVID.
- No.
But whoever tests positive
can forget about the beach,
cold drinks, and sunshine.
- Whats up?
- Hi, Kamil.
Max killed a bird.
Killed it, just like that.
Wacek, these are my friends.
Very positive people.
Gentlemen, you all tested negative.
You are free to go.
As for your friends, well see.
Voil. Le palais.
Oh, man!
Listen, this palace was built
in the 17th century.
It belonged to Polish aristocrats
during the Napoleonic Wars.
French troops were stationed here.
it was plundered by the Soviets
and turned into a state farm.
Piggies!
So beautiful!
Hello! Yes, youre beautiful too!
Here are the pigs.
Save it, Max.
Youre gonna kill them too?
Cut me some slack.
Pigs can surf.
Whos a sweet little piggy?
What are their names?
These are Polonica Porcus.
We call them palace pigs.
- Palace pigs!
- Lets come inside.
Save it, all right?
But I love pigs!
My dad met my mom on the coast.
Thats why he bought the palace.
They renovated it together.
This place is marvelous.
An awesome crib. Totally sick.
Is your old man a cocaine king?
- Or a priest?
- Guess again.
Kudos to you
for getting out of the house. Attagirl!
So the night is ours.
- Well grab a nice room, you know
- Stop it!
Out, girls.
Gimme two colorful drinks.
Jzeks dead. Those Warsaw fuckers
are selling bad stuff.
Jzek
A poor boy.
We didnt take that shit.
We cant let this slide.
Fuck. How are we supposed
to survive this season?
No parties? And no pills?
We cant live like that.
- Is there a power outlet here?
- Youd better get the fuck out of here.
- Will you charge mine too?
- Stop it or theyll hire us here.
I could pole dance for a living.
Bring me those Warsaw scumbags.
Well rough them up.
Things might not be that bad.
We were traveling by train,
and we met those two girlies.
- Lets get out of here.
- Chill, theyll drive us to the party.
Some big-ass party
with plenty of kids from Warsaw.
We could get our asses there,
see whats going on.
We could get chummy
and get us new clients.
My mom was an art lover,
and my dad likes weapons.
The history of Polish weaponry
in one room.
A quintessence of violence, yay!
Dont touch or move anything.
This can only get you killed.
- What?
- So awful.
- Awesome!
- Awful.
Its so beautiful in here!
I admit Im no longer surprised
you are such a smooth talker.
Do tell.
Thats the color of the throat chakra.
Its a central energy point
responsible for self-expression.
Your mom was savvy.
- Thats a Malczewski.
- Wyspiaski.
Gentlemen, to the pantry!
- Are these for you?
- For the babes.
Theyll give us spiked drinks and sell us.
- Stop it
- Hey, girls. Want some drinks?
- How are you doing?
- Thank you.
- Take it.
- It feels stuffy in here.
Darn, the night is hot.
How about we go for a swim?
Well, thats a thought.
Lets go for a swim,
sober up a little.
Lets go skinny dipping.
Im cool.
Off we go, then.
- Lets go!
- Come on.
Come on, lets go.
Come here.
- Follow me.
- No slacking.
This is our private beach.
ALGAL BLOOM
- The last one in gets the clap.
- So hurry up.
So, my coxswains.
- Who?
- Coxswains.
Whatever happens,
the captain is the last to jump ship.
Darn.
You have a problem, you come to me.
We solve it together. Right?
- Right?
- Yes sir!
Lui?
Lets take this off.
She should not see
what will be happening here.
I know this.
Or else Ill have you skewered.
Strong words.
I want you to have fun,
stay positive.
I want you to catch a buzz.
Fuck, I want you to party!
Follow me!
Whats going on? Aga!
- Jesus!
- Thieves!
- What is happening? Aga!
- Hurry up!
Stop!
Stop!
These are Mirek and Mirka,
the guardians of the palace
and local Kashubs.
Little Kamil!
Were throwing a party
unlike this world has ever seen.
- Birthday, yes?
- Dont tell dad, its a surprise.
All right, you little whores,
enough with this sweet-talking.
Your parents know
what youre up to online?
What? I dont understand.
Look, Misiek is a guy
who knows
all the websites in this country
with horny teen girls like you.
And were here to recruit you
to work in our club.
We are a godsend for you.
Get undressed, girls.
The time has come. Come on!
Easy, youre not gonna rape us, right?
- We sure as fuck can!
- This should be fun.
If we strip, so do you.
I can take off everything. Look!
Come on. Chop, chop!
My belt is already gone.
Whoever strips first
gets something extra from me.
Im almost naked, and Im waiting.
Come on! Chop, chop!
Come on!
- Come here.
- Its awesome in here.
Theyre so dumb.
Bathe too much, ma said,
and youll end up dead!
Fuck, Im itchy like crazy!
Whats going on?
- Help!
- Do something.
Jesus
- Im not really a nurse.
- Call an ambulance!
Get his phone! Hurry!
Call an ambulance!
- You got it?
- No.
- Hurry up!
- Im trying!
Your passcode!
We dont have our phones!
Fuck, give me the passcode!
Tola and Mycha are not answering.
I think they muted their phones.
They should be here.
Hurry up! Keep running.
- Lui
- Yeah?
Go grab me a brewski.
Coming right up.
Run!
Lui, whats with you?
They cant treat you like this.
Theyd like to make us their slaves.
Tell him something.
I had a rough day.
I need to chill, all right?
Get off your ass.
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck?
Anyone else?
Anyone else? Fuck!
Are you okay?
Oh, fuck.
Fucking awesome.
Lets get out of here.
It all happened
back in Kociuszkos day
My lord supported the law of 3 May
With the Confederates we wished to fight
But the Muscovites attacked us by night
We fired off the mortar,
yet had slight time
To bar the door,
or for battle to prime
The Pantler, me, the lady othe castle
Three cooks,
too drunk to get into a hassle,
A priest, a lackey,
four hajduks, all brave
We took up our guns, we were not afraid
The Muscovites barged in,
Hurrah they choired
We shouted Get out!,
and ten guns we fired.
What sort of party?
Hardcore disco? Hip-hoppers?
Nah, just a party.
What is that?
A yurt.
I made it all by myself.
Watch your step.
This place is filled with traps.
Dont be afraid.
Theres no place safer
than Mr. Blitzs place.
There.
Wait.
Weird, Ive never had guests here.
Come inside. Close the door.
Gosh
My parents were hippies.
They made me in a yurt like this.
Shes never eaten meat.
Neither have her parents.
I once stuffed myself with algae.
They penetrated my organic structure.
So I became an algae-man.
I produce oxygen and electricity.
Electricity!
You have alien eyeballs.
- What?
- They were implanted by aliens.
They can watch what you see.
Your alien eyeballs
are sending out signals
to good aliens, or bad ones.
- Thats so cool!
- Im not sure.
Very cool. But why does your voice
sound so weird?
You see this?
It was a woman.
I cried, like this.
She did a number on me.
So I couldnt tell her how I felt,
I took red-hot scissors
and tried to cut out my vocal cords.
Voil.
So you sit here and play?
I used to play.
In all sorts of bands.
Until people became greedy.
So I came here to protect the woods.
- Will you play with me?
- What?
Come on.
Electricity! Make electricity!
Sing!
MUNICIPAL POLICE
Morning, Wacek, how are you?
Master Kamil arrived last night.
Its a good sign, others will come.
Sure thing they will.
Shell be leaving the nest soon, Wacek.
What? Doggy is tired, huh?
Its so beautiful in here!
Good morning!
- Good morning.
- So no canoodling, huh?
They locked the door.
- Breakfast?
- These are not for you.
Your breakfasts downstairs. Now hush.
Hey
Rascal?
Are you okay?
Oh, fuck.
- Good morning.
- Morning.
Dad! Its Rascal!
- Hurry!
- Hang on.
Hes alive?
I think he went somewhere.
- This means hes alive.
- Jeeze, Im not insane.
I touched him, he was hot,
but he wasnt breathing or moving.
Luckily, hes all right.
Rascal!
Rascal!
Rascal was a gift from mom.
I know.
- If he dies, shes totally gone
- I know.
I understand.
Your mother was the only person
who knew what to do with this land.
She told me, Youll see, Wacek,
communism will fall.
Therell be capitalism,
well profit from this land.
I was young.
Money just fell into my lap.
I started drinking.
Rascal!
Everyone drank back then.
Everyone.
I drank everything away.
Your childhood and my marriage.
Why are you telling me all this?
- One day, this will be yours.
- No, it wont.
Ill sell it all.
- No, you wont.
- But I will.
No.
Please.
Kamil.
Go, youll have fun.
Go. Rascal will make his own way back.
Jesus.
- This will be wild!
- Sea christening!
- Jagna, help me with the champagne.
- Sure.
All right, guys, come here.
Im so happy youre with me.
Everyone come here!
Or we dont go surfing.
Sweet!
Surfs up! We can hang ten.
Theres a huge algal bloom
right off the coast.
Thats a bad idea.
Cyanobacteria? So we cant swim.
They are highly toxic to humans
and caused by pollution.
All right, Jagna and I will go
and check these blooms. Okay?
Thanks.
To Neptune!
This place is paradise!
I envy you so much.
What paradise?
I want to go England to study.
I see.
My horizons broadened,
my eyes opened, and
Your eyes opened?
- What did they open to?
- You only care about cars.
You have your passion.
But what about me?
I dont want to raise your kids
and wait for you to come home.
How do you know all that?
I wonder what it would be like
if we switched lives.
You have everything,
you had a mom.
You didnt even call me
when mom died.
So its my fault?
That things are what they are?
I wasnt up to it.
I was on psychotropic drugs.
I know nothing, Jagna. Nothing!
Whats that?
Its the algae.
Wait. It got stuck in the throttle.
Ill try to unclog it.
Ive been thinking, and I decided
that were just not compatible.
Im breaking up with you.
- No, Im breaking up with you.
- No, I made this decision a month ago.
Oh, did you?
All right, whatever.
- So were free, right?
- Yes.
At the party,
we can do whatever we want?
And with whomever we want.
Stop!
- Could you take a picture of us?
- Hi, sure.
Therell be a party
in the palace. You know it?
- Yes.
- So you can come at seven.
- Sure!
- And bring this energy with you!
Fuck me.
- You promise?
- Thanks!
- See you!
- Youll come? Are you sure?
Yes? Awesome. See you.
It will be wild.
Try now.
Kamil!
Come on.
Hurry up!
Come on! Calm down.
But you cant stand like that.
One foot to the front, yes,
and the other here.
Time for a christening.
Max, no! Max!
Max, stop! No!
- Let me go!
- Dont throw here there!
Max!
What are you doing?
God
Kamil!
Kamil!
Aga!
- Hey!
- Aga!
Wait!
- You got something?
- A strong antihistamine.
Mario, the sleeve.
And the other one.
- Its all right.
- Calm down.
Calm down!
Jagna, just come to the party, okay?
Jeeze
Just look at him!
Good evening,
where are you going?
To Kamils party!
- How many people?
- Many!
Looks to be a hell of a party.
I dont have enough tests. Move along.
Get inside!
You rest,
and well take care of everything.
Were leaving.
I said were leaving!
- But?
- Were leaving!
Im so happy youre okay.
Your skin is so soft.
It would be a shame
if it were covered with blisters.
- Thanks for punching him in the face.
- So I do have a shot with you?
Guests!
Excuse me, I cant leave
the house without a host.
Im too tired.
Can I get you a drink, sweetheart?
I myself dont like
being called sweetheart, though.
I dont drink.
To your health!
You just lie here and rest.
- Ill take you to a wedding one day.
- Whose wedding?
Ours.
- Just go.
- It will be one hell of a wedding!
Hey kiddo
what you gave us saved our lives.
You cured us.
I hereby name you my court physician.
Arigato, Kamil-san.
Hi!
- Hiya, man!
- Hi.
Hiya!
Help yourselves.
Hi!
You know why I did it?
You didnt listen.
Youre a god.
But one you can punch in the face.
Shes amazing and smart.
Dont treat her like some random girl.
Be good to her.
Oh, hi.
Max.
I apologize.
I dont know what came over me.
I didnt know
youd turn into Shrek in water.
My dad always did that to me.
Im from a family of gym teachers.
Its okay, really.
Ill check if your rash has cleared up.
- Max
- I need to see.
Its gone.
The neck looks all right too.
Im so into you.
I dont know what to do.
Ive never felt this way before.
You are
A toxic fertilizer.
Every night,
those motherfuckers
pour this into the sea every night!
Lets dance! While theres still time.
All right, pour me another one.
Kamil, its too much for me.
Im out of here.
Wait, Jagna. Wait!
Jagna.
Lets end this.
We played by our parents rules,
but now Im the boss here.
All right, so tell me
why my mom never invited me here.
She wanted to protect you
from this mess.
- What mess?
- From this filth.
Hey! Give me shots.
Awesome!
Jagna
I want you to move in here,
to come to live here
and be the manager
Fuck me, you sound like my father.
Okay, pour me one.
Ill make you a drink.
From Kamil.
You know Alf was inspired
by a Springer Spaniel?
Because it ate cats.
And there it is.
Hey, guys, listen up.
We were on a train,
and we met two guys.
They were so stoned
that they started hitting on us.
Without Mr. Blitz
theyd have killed us
and buried us in the woods.
- Who?
- Mr. Blitz.
What can I get you?
Water.
There are poisonings.
There will be deaths.
The apocalypse is coming.
- What?
- The apocalypse!
People! The apocaparty is upon us!
This gentleman here says so!
Girls, Ill help you get gussied up.
And you pour him one, hes got thirsty.
Here you are. Water.
Clean and healthy.
Thank you.
Follow me.
This is moms wardrobe.
From now on,
everything here is yours.
The dresses, the shoes, the bling.
You must be tired from the long trip.
The bathroom is over there.
Feel free to take a hot bath.
I can help you scrub your backs
For example.
Hey!
Ill show you something.
Come.
Come on.
- What will you show me?
- Youll see.
- Now get out.
- But
- Now.
- I can get you tea
- Great, you do that.
- clove tea or hot drinks.
Im begging you, please
Does Kamil have a sister?
- Kamil?
- You know anything?
That Kamil is totally cute.
Oh, I could see myself here.
As who? Mrs. Wilk?
Who else?
If he noticed me.
But he only has eyes for Aga.
She doesnt give a crap about him.
And Ill likely end up with some loser.
You know
If this palace burns down tonight,
and from the looks of things it will,
his father will disinherit him,
and hell end up homeless.
Come on, were at a party, right?
Where do you
Where do you get
all these negative thoughts from?
From my skull.
Id like to say Im grateful to you
for coming forward
and rescuing our friends,
and for visiting my ark.
Heres electricity.
Electricity. Awesome.
Electricity.
Fire.
And flora.
From my garden.
These three pillars combined
will give us Captain Fumo.
Fumo.
Smoke.
Feel me
and youll never feel pain again.
The pain of existence.
Thats right!
Impregnation!
A protective barrier!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Hurrah!
Have you seen Kamil?
Well never get out of here.
A Nissan S14.
- The engine?
- From a Supra.
- The three-liter 2JZ, 600 horses.
- Actually, 640.
Is it yours?
Mine, yours. It could be yours.
All right, all right.
First you show me what you can do.
Hop in.
- Are you okay?
- Awesome!
This is the loveliest night of my life.
Thats not what Im asking. Focus.
Are you physically well?
Look.
What are you doing?
- I thought you wanted to kiss.
- No. Look at my saliva.
Aga
I want to tell you something.
This whole thing, this party is for you.
Jesus, my child, its an animal.
This is its fate.
Take that pig away!
Dont you see its traumatizing people?
[singing in Kashubian minority language]
Mirek! Mirka!
Are you telling me
youve killed one of our palace pigs?
I petted that pig.
I cant stand this anymore.
All right, look, just go open the gate
for new guests, okay?
- Now scoot.
- What a brat
Pork for everyone!
Excuse me.
All right.
Ive always wanted to meet
someone like you, a girl who loves cars.
We could make quite a team.
Youre the best girl I know,
I fear you will tell me no.
I finally feel love every day,
but I must pretend
its all just play.
I want to make love to you
day and night
Do you know why I adore you?
Because you are
a walking billboard for reusable bags,
solar panels, and veganism.
Because youd shag the last porpoise
to save it from extinction,
and if your house was burning,
youd rescue your hamster first,
and then your family
and everyone else.
it is all just play.
Every day I think about you,
trying to stop only makes me blue.
I dream of us
setting up a commune together.
We should live like a tribe,
and it has to start here,
in this palace.
Girl, I love you so much.
Us against the world
An event posted online
and you dont invite me?
You thought I wouldnt find out?
Motherfucker.
Fuck!
Stop!
Its a green revolution!
A green revolution!
- Where are the pills?
- They should be
Shut up!
- Come here.
- Im telling you
Where are they?
- Fuck!
- The pills!
Come here!
Im asking you.
- Where are the pills?
- My pills, for fucks sake!
Hey, easy, calm down.
Were here to have fun, right?
If you want to spank someone, spank me.
Shake your ass for me!
Shake it! Shake it!
Fuck!
Where are our pills? Tell me!
Pills are falling from the sky.
There.
What the fuck?
- Fuck!
- Fuck, no!
Where? How?
Pick them up! Now!
Pick up the pills!
Do it! Now!
Cheers.
No!
Oh, fuck
The only thing I want
is to leave this place.
Run away.
Be constantly on the move. You get me?
But with my luck
we wont get very far tonight.
So lets move
staying right here!
No!
All right, your turn.
Why did you do that?
No risk, no champagne.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Am I some sort of a doll
you can just throw into water?
- I thought youd like it.
- For fucks sake!
- Im sorry.
- Fuck you!
- Im sorry.
- Fuck you!
Fuck!
When you turn,
shift down,
put the pedal on the medal.
At that moment,
you die for a moment
to become reborn
in a new world, and I promise
it will be a good one.
Ive never done
anything like this before.
Queen Aga thinks
shes so fucking awesome.
They chase her like dogs,
and she keeps them on a leash.
Im no worse than her.
Im not worse!
Sugar? Palm oil?
One bar like this practically equals
one dead orangutan.
So Im not sexy?
Huh?
You dont like me?
Im burning!
Wanna touch me?
God wants us to be here, you know.
He has led us here.
- He wants us here.
- The god of pills?
No blaspheming!
You have a baby face,
but this head of yours is smart.
You want to kiss me?
I have bad news for you.
I have paranoid schizophrenia.
I would destroy you.
You would cry and cry.
All right.
Tell me what you see in me.
Come on, scan me with your phone.
- You are very beautiful, you know?
- Duh!
Luckily, some decisions
get made at the biology level.
- And nothing can be done.
- What decisions?
Everything just happens.
And my bacteria are now your bacteria.
Yeah!
All right, you brats!
For the last time,
who is the host here?
Welcome!
Its me! I am the host in this estate!
Kamil Wilk the Second.
Look, sucker,
nothing happens on the coast
without my permission.
Nothing happens in this house
without my permission.
What the fuck are you doing?
Having all these people in here,
instead of in my clubs.
So what? I dont get it.
What is it you dont get?
Im losing money.
Look, you greasy-haired brat,
we have a problem.
Im looking for two floozies.
A blonde and a brunette.
They ruined my men.
Look what they did to them.
Theyre sick, they have some virus.
Ptasiek!
Well, well, well.
Things couldve been so good.
No.
We could never be together.
The feeling between us
was just so big.
But we were divided by love
of sports clubs.
Wawa, our club is mighty!
Wawa, our club is the best!
Wawa, our club deserves respect!
Our club, Wawa CKKS!
I didnt want to be with you,
- so you killed my man?
- Wawa CKKS!
Go get them!
Stop!
When two tribes fight it out,
its got to be with honor.
Yes or no?
With honor.
- With honor?
- With honor.
Pawe? Pawe, for fucks sake!
They are going to kill me.
When two teams go to the test,
ladies and gentlemen make bets.
One side wins, the other loses.
Whites versus reds.
Its fate that chooses.
Cmere.
Cmere.
- Not now, Max.
- Cmere.
Pawe, come on.
Come on!
Max! Leave me alone!
Max!
Beat him up!
Leave me alone!
What are you doing?
A pretty smartass!
Fuck!
Were fucked.
Max?
Fuck!
Fuck!
Kamil! Get inside!
Run!
What is going on?
Let me go, bro! Wake up!
Hide behind me!
I do not allow that!
Aga? What happened?
I killed him.
Leave her alone!
Lets get the fuck out of here!
Here, call my dad.
Calm down, bro! Fuck!
Calm down!
Tola, come on! Get up!
Tola! Tola!
Its those pills.
Dammit! What did I do?
But what if
its the cyanobacteria?
A combo of the germs and pills.
Look,
my old man is dumping
toxic waste into the sea.
What if this waste
acts as a nutrient for the algae?
Jagna!
-Jagna! Jagna?-Whats up?
Im calling from the palace.
You need to come here.
-I cant talk now.-Hello?
Look at the green stuff in his mouth.
It looks like cyanobacteria.
They get poisoned,
go into an allergic shock, and die.
The germs then attack the spinal cord.
- Zombies!
- Lets get out of here.
Rascal! Come here!
Come here! Quick!
Come here!
Wait!
Ive got one shot left.
Hes my brother.
I have to go back and give it to him.
Janek
Hes gone.
We need to leave now.
Come with us.
Youll help us, doc.
Imagine this is all a game.
Get it? An RPG.
Jagna!
This is level one.
We need to get to the gate.
Thats our goal.
Luiza! Luiza!
The painting. Help me.
Three. Two. One.
Jagna!
Jesus!
Luiza!
Fuck. Tola?
We must end the suffering of this
disgusting usurper of Tolashness.
We must pierce the pineal gland
of what used to be Tola.
You get it?
I cant!
Fuck!
I cant!
No! Fuck! Step away!
What are you doing?
This is Tola! Shes emo.
Shes always looked like that. Fuck!
Leave her. Lets go!
- Leave her! Fuck, hurry!
- Tola! No!
Tola, come on
Go ahead.
Jagna?
Jagna!
Jagna! Its me!
What did they do to you?
We need to get out of here!
Jagna!
Hurry the fuck up!
Hurry! Lock the door!
To the armory!
Hurry!
The door!
Hurry, for fucks sake.
Close the door!
What did you give my little Jagna?
What drugs?
Fuck, whats going on here?
These are not drugs.
Its a plague.
- What plague?
- Zombies.
Oh, zombies?
Fuck.
What did you take?
Its like a movie, but its for real.
This is not fiction.
Ever seen an animal with rabies?
Its a virus.
It takes over the nervous system.
The only way to kill them
Is to blow up their brains.
A virus
If this is a virus, shes sick.
If shes sick,
we must take her to hospital.
Id like to apologize.
What for?
For not protecting Jagna.
And for the fact that mom left you.
Kiddo
Help me. We have to catch her
and save others.
Do you hear me?
Lets go get them.
We find Jagna.
We catch her,
and we get to the gate.
Dont kill anyone unless you have to.
Is that clear?
No matter what happens,
no one, fucking no one
No one touches Jagna.
Ill get her.
Arm yourselves.
Lets do it! For Jagna!
Jagna! No! Stop, child! Jagna!
No!
Dad!
Im sorry, its all my fault.
What happened here?
- Youre dying.
- My son
I will never die.
Kamil, we must go. Come on!
- Where are Mycha and Pawe?
- I dont know.
Come on! Follow me!
Kamil!
Take this.
One percent.
Theres one percent left.
Lets record it.
Dunno. This is bad luck,
a bad trip, a system failure.
My name is Kamil Wilk,
I go to High School No. 4 in Warsaw.
This is our fault!
Give me that.
My names Agnieszka Wrblewska.
Im 18 years old.
People, this is my plea to you:
you need to wake up,
and stop destroying this planet,
or else
You need to know
it came from the water.
Its dead.
Its dead.
Were gonna die here.
Yeah.
And if were gonna die
Id like to confess something.
Well, I
Ive never You know.
Yeah, I know.
Neither have I.
And if we are to die
I wouldnt like to
Hang on.
Peekaboo! I got you!
I really dont know
what happened to her.
Come!
Are you okay?
Wait.
You should know
I showed my ass on the Internet.
What does it matter now?
Tola?
Tola?
Easy.
Shes vegan.
- Vegan?
- Yeah, a vegan zombie!
Good Tola.
Be good, Tola!
Watch out!
Janek!
Luiza!
Help!
Let me go!
- Janek!
- Luiza!
Let me go!
Pawe!
- Mycha!
- Hey!
Fuck, bro! Youre alive!
Fuck
Fuck, this is good.
Promise me
well never be apart again.
Lui!
Lui!
- Janek
- Wheres Janek?
- Wheres Janek?
- Janek is dead.
I wasnt fast enough.
- Fuck!
- I wasnt fast enough.
I wasnt fast enough.
Hey!
Hey!
Jesus!
- Fuck, Im alive!
- Whats this?
This shot saved me.
I stabbed him and then jabbed myself.
Totally
Good boy!
What the fuck?
The medic!
Hurry! Come here.
Subtitle translation:
Cutting Edge Media (A. Krl, D. Sax)
Theres one percent left.
Dunno. This is bad luck,
a bad trip, a system failure.
My names Kamil Wilk.
Im 19, and I go
to High School No. 4 in Warsaw.
People! This is our fault!
My names Agnieszka Wrblewska.
Im 18 years old.
People, this is my plea to you:
you need to wake up
and stop destroying this planet,
or else
You need to know
it came from the water.
THREE DAYS EARLIER
This year Antarctica has lost
250 billion tons of ice.
Forest fires are raging
in Turkey, California, and Greece.
Logging continues
in the Biaowiea Forest
NATIONWIDE PROTESTS
the Baltic is dying.
Fishermen keep finding dead fish,
pollution causes toxic bacteria
Dont leave the shadows!
Dude, youre cheating!
- Lets switch to the sniper.
- Die!
Its get wrecked, pal.
Guys, were out marching
in the climate strike.
This is so wild!
The police are here to protect us, yay!
But guess whos here with me?
Its Lui! Shes realized
Earth is more important than exams.
Lui? Im pimping up the car for you!
- You need to come here, guys!
- Go back home!
Is that how youre studying?
Look at what youre missing.
These are my buddies.
My classmates. But I dont know
if I can really call them that
because for a long time
weve only met up online.
Young people have rallied worldwide
to protest against climate change,
demanding government action.
Why are you protesting?
Were here
because unless we wake up as a species,
unless we change,
there will be no tomorrow!
We dont want to live
in the world adults have left us.
This is not our world!
Capitalism, always seeking
more and more profits!
As if we couldnt see
were part of the planet!
Youre about to get sprayed
in the face. With gas.
In 2019, the pandemic came upon us.
COVID-19.
They fucking locked us all down,
literally locked everyone in.
We spent the best years of high school
locked up in these cages
in front of computers.
- in 1897.
- Excuse me.
Pawe! Take notes.
This is important.
Maam, I dont think I get it.
Aga! I wanted to Aga!
- I dont understand
- Quiet!
- Well move on to Europe soon.
- Yes, but Id like
When the first wave hit us, my mom died.
I ended up in a psycho ward.
This is my doctor.
Ill show you my cell.
Hi there.
Hello.
Dont touch me!
- Stop filming, please.
- And you stop sighing.
Come inside.
Theres no telling
how long Ill stay here.
With the devils and the lot.
Calm down!
Who hasnt been affected
by this quarantine? Who?
Who?
The whole world has pressed pause.
So this is what Im gonna do now.
I am gonna fucking do it!
My dearest amigos,
Im gonna throw you a party,
and it will be fucking sick. I promise.
Catch her!
Police! Come back home!
So, party peeps,
you are all invited to my big bash.
Cmon, yall! All the party animals
are invited to my ark.
Not Noahs Ark. Kamils Ark.
Its a pandemic apocalyptic time,
well keep the environment in mind.
Well suck up all sorts of garbage
our civilization has heaped upon us.
MDM, booze, and acid!
Fuck, the white stuff too!
Gettin so fucking high
our shoes will fly off!
The heaviest base,
the sickest beats!
Girls, get yourselves all dolled up.
Bros, score some weed,
and Ill see you at my place.
The maps below.
Ill see you all in my palace.
Kisses!
Its out.
Good morning, Warsaw!
Its 15 May, 6 am,
the last day of high-school exit exams.
We wish you the best of luck!
Yesterday, there were 370 deaths
and 2,500 new cases,
But the Sun is shining,
and its a beautiful day.
Dont miss the solar eclipse today.
Yes, 15 May will be quite a day!
Hi there, man.
Thats the spirit. Fuck, yeah!
All right, turn it off.
Turn it off!
Turn it off.
- Hola, seorita!
- Buenos das! Good morning!
Hello, Im here. Qu pasa?
A special menu
for a soon-to-be high-school graduate:
an omelette
or a bacon and egg tortilla.
- The tortilla.
- Excellent choice.
I need some pills to chill.
Can you write a prescription?
Please.
Kamil
Your father and I have decided
you should go easy on meds
until your exams are over.
Because I ended up
in your ward one year ago,
you can now live in this house,
eat our eggs
and whore yourself to my father.
Dont worry, your business is safe.
- Eco Wilk is safe.
- All right.
Ill meet you in five minutes
in my office, okay?
I havent slept in 21 hours.
Whats going on here?
Did I miss something?
She claims shes your wife.
Yeah? What if we intend to? I
Spit it out. Is she just a shag
or do you love her?
I We
We are together.
As for how you treat women,
imagine your mother is here,
watching you.
Think shed be proud of you?
Dunno, but kudos to her
for being promoted so quickly.
Talk to him.
As his former therapist, I shouldnt
Yes, I know.
I dont know what got into her.
I just asked my stepmother,
my fathers wife,
or just Ms. Psychologist,
for pills to help me chill.
Tell me something,
because I dont get it.
How will you ever become Yes?
Ill go tank up the chopper.
Im going insane here!
Yeah, sure.
How will you ever
become a serious person
if you cant even
get a grip on yourself?
All you want is to take!
Since we get along so well, I thought
Id move to the palace
by the sea after my exams.
To throw parties there? No way!
Were in the middle of a pandemic.
You need to stay home.
Ill tell you something, honestly.
Im fed up with you.
Pass your exams first, kid.
Youve spent two years
learning in an online model.
Looking at your faces,
young, full of hopes and dreams,
Im convinced
that a very bright future
lies ahead of you.
You will live long and beautiful lives.
I want you to know
that all of us, faculty members
We are all proud of you, and
we wish you good luck
in your future endeavors.
Political and cultural achievements
of the 16th century.
I studied, so this is not a problem.
But what does this have to do
with whats happening in the world?
With real problems such as the pandemic?
Why dont you ask us this?
Thanks, Aga,
that was edifying.
Youre wasting your time.
The exam just started.
Keep writing.
Dont get distracted.
Good morning.
You look like a little Buddha.
And you look like Pocahontas.
Like a painting.
You waited?
- We did.
- But why?
- You finished quickly.
- So did you.
I didnt feel like it.
Ready for a trip?
Always.
Youre sleeping with him?
- Are we going?
- Yes.
- Are you coming?
- Yeah.
Get off my car! Now!
Uh-ho. Were in trouble.
Lets run away
before they lock us here forever.
- Luiza, come!
- Attention, all students! A new variant
Lets get the fuck out of here!
Lui! Come here!
- Move over!
- do not leave the school grounds!
I need to go.
- Im sorry.
- Luiza!
Come on!
Attention, all students!
A new variant of the virus
may be spreading
My brothers coming with us.
Theres a new variant of the virus.
You are not to leave the school grounds!
- Theyre gone. What now?
- All right. The back exit.
- Hello, guys.
- Hi.
- Hello!
- Hiya!
Hiya!
Are Mycha and Tola with you?
I thought they went with you.
Were leaving town.
Ill call them.
You stock up on groceries.
Chips, cola, stuff like that.
The cashs in your pocket.
Come on! Lets go!
Go, go, go!
- We still have some errands to run.
- See you!
Bye!
Check the connections
to the Tri-City area.
In five minutes,
a total solar eclipse
will be visible throughout Poland.
LIQUOR STORE 24/7
Cool your jets. Its business.
Business is business.
Your brothers not going to kill you.
You dont know my brother.
Theres no party without pills.
Go get em!
Check it out.
A full total eclipse.
Something big is going down tonight.
Fuck, men
When the cops came,
I took out my phone to film this.
The guy acted all normal.
Normal, right?
So look at that.
The motherfucker
started twisting like crazy.
As if the devil got inside of him.
Look!
I got my ass out of there
in a fucking flash.
The coast guys got scared shitless,
blamed the pills, and gave them back.
So Ill leave them here.
I got nothing to do with it,
but these are my pills, all right?
You!
Wawa, our club is mighty!
Wawa, our club is the best!
Wawa, our club deserves respect!
Our club, Wawa CKKS!
Fuck me! Look whos here.
What do you say?
- Hi, bro.
- Hi, bro?
What the actual fuck?
Theres a solar eclipse today.
Two years. Youve cut yourself off
from the hooligans. Okay.
From the club. Okay.
But from your bro?
- You cut ties with your family.
- Fuck off.
I took my exit exams.
- You took them, or you passed?
- I took them.
I took mine too, but I didnt pass.
Too many steroids,
not enough brains.
So what now?
Thats sort of why Im here.
Were throwing a party.
You see, we need some pills.
Youre a drug dealer now?
Are you fucking nuts?
- We chipped in.
- Everyone in school did?
Well, the party will be on the big side.
On the big side, my ass.
Boys!
Get out here!
Not a word from you for two years!
And the first thing you want is pills?
For fucks sake!
First of all, this is business.
We dont take this stuff.
These pills are for lefties and faggots.
Look, the sun went black.
- What do you say?
- Fuck you. Get your ass out of here.
I guess it burned through.
Fuck, whats with the wind?
Start the car! Lets go!
Whats going on?
Hurry up!
Pawe!
Fuck, start the car!
- Come on!
- Fuck!
Come on! Step on it!
Theyre following us.
- Step on it, Mariusz!
- Im trying!
Fuck!
- Come on!
- Motherfucker!
Hes turning back!
I cant see the fucker!
Dude, youve saved our party!
Youve walked us through a dark valley.
I fear no evil, because you are with me.
- You said chips were the worst shit.
- Jeeze
I know, but I havent eaten them
since I went vegan.
Which was one year ago.
Jasio!
The trunk!
This is a bad sign.
Darn, its a shame we missed it.
This happens once a millennium.
Many cultures saw solar eclipse
as a bad omen,
the end of the world,
divine punishment.
It was thought to be caused
by mythical animals devouring the Sun.
Solar eclipses may have sped up
the evolution of our ancestors.
The Earth, the Moon, and the Sun
align in a uniquely perfect way:
precisely so that the Sun cant poke out
from behind the Moon.
Jasio, unglue yourself from your phone,
and try some poking in real life.
Jasio, unglue yourself from your phone,
and try some poking in real life.
- Perfect poking.
- More like the plagues of Egypt.
You got it? Great.
So go pack the groceries.
Hey, girls. These seats are free.
There are free seats
over there, too.
My friends a little shy.
Come on, sit.
Oh, you want to sit here?
No problem, girl.
You sit here, Ill go there,
everythings peachy.
These girls,
whats going on in their heads?
One is a crazy eco-terrorist.
The other acts all devout.
Or my sister.
She makes me call her bro.
There are no normal girls left.
Yeah.
Girls, gotta smell like a flower,
cause no one knows the day or the hour.
Boys, make sure youre a clean geezer
cause you dont know either.
- Awesome freestyle.
- Thanks.
We need to stop for gas.
Arent you afraid, girls?
Whats there to fear?
You only live once, right?
I told you, stupid,
people are on the move.
We have a disco on the coast,
and we were wondering
if anyone would come.
And you, my sour-faced friend,
whats your name?
Tola.
Tola Ebola.
She plays instruments. She writes music.
She couldve won a TV talent show
but the virus
I know you from somewhere.
I dont think so. Im a nurse.
Bravo, then!
- A nurse!
- Thank you.
All right, I got it.
The train leaves in two hours. And
What?
The ticket costs 200 zlotys?
No go.
- I only have 100.
- A hundred will get you nowhere.
But in two hours
we will make enough. Look.
Whats this?
This is a business,
and Im freelancing.
Showing my ass
to losers on the Internet.
- Wanna join me? Well earn even more.
- No, I'm not cut out for it.
Yeah, just like that.
I like helping people.
Changing dressings.
Tending to the sick. Drawing blood.
Im not squeamish at all about it.
This epidemic
has been the toughest time of my life.
We were stretched thin,
we had no equipment.
They recently brought a guy
with a new virus mutation.
Mom?
Stay away from me, girls, all right?
Weve had an awful day at hospital.
They brought in a patient
Ive never seen such a case.
His body kept twisting.
I feel a little off.
I could crash at Tolas place.
Sure.
Yes, you do that.
- You look pretty.
- Thanks. See you!
All right, girls, off you go.
No one knew
what he came down with.
We had COVID half a year ago.
It was really rough.
I lost over 20 pounds.
I had a fucking killer headache
and fever for three weeks.
- I lost 130, so quickly.
- But you guys dont look bad.
Gas is so fucking expensive.
What?
You sold a kidney, huh?
Dads making so much moolah
I thought Id skim off a little.
Hows business? Good?
- What did you fuck up this time?
- Excuse me?
Im the second in command here
after my father, right?
Right?
Right.
What shady deals
are you pitching to him?
Dumping some fucking pollutants?
Disposing of waste?
How about we dispose of you, huh?
Stand up.
Stand up!
Stand at attention!
Now turn.
Start humming.
Hum. Louder.
Keep humming.
Hum. Louder.
- Youre trying to tell me
- Your son
Dont get me started on my son!
Are you saying our
Your son!
My son is stupid
because hes young,
and he is naive like his mother was.
But hes irrelevant.
So our waste treatment plants
will cause the worst
environmental crisis in this country?
- Stop it!
- I cant. We signed the contracts.
No one in Europe knows
what to do with this batch of shit.
It was supposed to be so fucking safe.
So eco-friendly.
The bay always had issues
with algal blooms.
- Theyll hang up a few warnings.
- What are you doing?
Just dont go to the bay
for vacation this year.
- Why are you whispering?
- Your sons over there.
- Where are you going?
- For my exam.
I want you home by 10 pm. By dinner.
Kamil!
Kamil!
You want something?
Hello.
Hello there.
Hey!
Id like to pay for the gas.
Listen up, Im at the station,
I wanna pay for gas,
and this dude is high as a kite.
Hey, mister! Stefan! Wake up!
Hes so high hes about
to fly out of his shoes. Look.
Hey, dude!
Whats with you, buddy?
Hes so high he fell over.
Were at the station,
and this guy is stoned solid. Look.
OPEN
CLOSED
Hey, mister!
What stuff are you on?
Ill leave the money here.
Such a poor man.
First this, then that.
The biggest paradox is
that people are obeseand malnourished.
Lui, can you get off the phone?
Ill tell them
and come back home.
Aga!
Cover your mouth, dammit!
- Sorry. Im allergic to everything.
- And yet youre alive?
My inhaler ran out.
You had one job:
to take enough inhalers.
Easy. Its sad
that people are now allergic to nature.
Do you think shed make a good surfer?
I think she would be awesome!
Youll do a course
and well go from beach to beach
and rip off rich kids.
Do you not see
that the world is burning,
and the melting ice
will flood all the beaches?
But the planet will manage.
With or without us.
You are so ignorant.
Whats next?
Theyll take us somewhere,
arrest us and shoot to death.
The heaviest base,
the sickest beats!
Look. Kamils throwing a party.
Bros, score some weed
God, what a nutcase.
Its awesome hes doing it.
- So theres something between you two?
- Nah...
Why are you holding me?
- My guardian angel.
- Let me go!
You are not allowed here!
These are just young girls.
Arent you ashamed? Let me go!
- Hello.
- Mamita!
This is an illegal gathering!
Its a free country.
They have the right to protest!
What are you doing?
Your exit exams are not over yet.
Luiza? Do your parents know
where you are?
My mom thinks
LGBT is a disease like COVID,
and the climate strike is a conspiracy.
This is so wild!
Give me a kiss.
Max, watch the road!
- Not until she gives me a kiss.
- Max!
Watch the road.
Watch the road!
Please be careful.
Stop!
Its alive. We need to help it.
No! Max!
- It was dead.
- No, it wasn't!
Should I let a Wuhan bat
peck me to death?
Its a seagull. Rabid I guess.
All animals form
one big nervous system
by which they communicate.
The ocean causes reactions
It is defending itself.
What?
Jasio, go back to the car.
Youre sick!
Jasio, please.
The ocean sent a seagull
to warn us away.
We need to put
the pandemic behind us.
So we are now
Were going to a party in aznw.
- To the palace.
- Quiet!
aznw is quite a way
from where the train stops.
Well be driving past that palace,
so we can drop you off there.
What say you?
- Really?
- Yeah.
Cool.
Oh, fuck.
- Virus inspection.
- Good evening.
Where will you be staying?
Wacek, its me, Kamil Wilk.
We are on our way to the palace.
Oh, Kamil.
Good evening.
Do you have valid tests?
Are you vaccinated?
No, we dont have any documents on us.
All right, lets get you tested.
The seasons on,
and the virus keeps mutating.
I need to test everyone.
- Who is that fucking nutcase?
- Cool it.
Show some respect.
- Hes a local Kashub.
- Whoa, then my apologies.
He has a camp site here.
And a cool daughter.
Kamil
I was sorry to hear
your mother passed.
Me too.
Im sorry we didnt call.
Its the pandemic.
Thats why we must be careful.
- What do you mean by cool?
- Youll see.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
- Im not saying you have COVID.
- No.
But whoever tests positive
can forget about the beach,
cold drinks, and sunshine.
- Whats up?
- Hi, Kamil.
Max killed a bird.
Killed it, just like that.
Wacek, these are my friends.
Very positive people.
Gentlemen, you all tested negative.
You are free to go.
As for your friends, well see.
Voil. Le palais.
Oh, man!
Listen, this palace was built
in the 17th century.
It belonged to Polish aristocrats
during the Napoleonic Wars.
French troops were stationed here.
it was plundered by the Soviets
and turned into a state farm.
Piggies!
So beautiful!
Hello! Yes, youre beautiful too!
Here are the pigs.
Save it, Max.
Youre gonna kill them too?
Cut me some slack.
Pigs can surf.
Whos a sweet little piggy?
What are their names?
These are Polonica Porcus.
We call them palace pigs.
- Palace pigs!
- Lets come inside.
Save it, all right?
But I love pigs!
My dad met my mom on the coast.
Thats why he bought the palace.
They renovated it together.
This place is marvelous.
An awesome crib. Totally sick.
Is your old man a cocaine king?
- Or a priest?
- Guess again.
Kudos to you
for getting out of the house. Attagirl!
So the night is ours.
- Well grab a nice room, you know
- Stop it!
Out, girls.
Gimme two colorful drinks.
Jzeks dead. Those Warsaw fuckers
are selling bad stuff.
Jzek
A poor boy.
We didnt take that shit.
We cant let this slide.
Fuck. How are we supposed
to survive this season?
No parties? And no pills?
We cant live like that.
- Is there a power outlet here?
- Youd better get the fuck out of here.
- Will you charge mine too?
- Stop it or theyll hire us here.
I could pole dance for a living.
Bring me those Warsaw scumbags.
Well rough them up.
Things might not be that bad.
We were traveling by train,
and we met those two girlies.
- Lets get out of here.
- Chill, theyll drive us to the party.
Some big-ass party
with plenty of kids from Warsaw.
We could get our asses there,
see whats going on.
We could get chummy
and get us new clients.
My mom was an art lover,
and my dad likes weapons.
The history of Polish weaponry
in one room.
A quintessence of violence, yay!
Dont touch or move anything.
This can only get you killed.
- What?
- So awful.
- Awesome!
- Awful.
Its so beautiful in here!
I admit Im no longer surprised
you are such a smooth talker.
Do tell.
Thats the color of the throat chakra.
Its a central energy point
responsible for self-expression.
Your mom was savvy.
- Thats a Malczewski.
- Wyspiaski.
Gentlemen, to the pantry!
- Are these for you?
- For the babes.
Theyll give us spiked drinks and sell us.
- Stop it
- Hey, girls. Want some drinks?
- How are you doing?
- Thank you.
- Take it.
- It feels stuffy in here.
Darn, the night is hot.
How about we go for a swim?
Well, thats a thought.
Lets go for a swim,
sober up a little.
Lets go skinny dipping.
Im cool.
Off we go, then.
- Lets go!
- Come on.
Come on, lets go.
Come here.
- Follow me.
- No slacking.
This is our private beach.
ALGAL BLOOM
- The last one in gets the clap.
- So hurry up.
So, my coxswains.
- Who?
- Coxswains.
Whatever happens,
the captain is the last to jump ship.
Darn.
You have a problem, you come to me.
We solve it together. Right?
- Right?
- Yes sir!
Lui?
Lets take this off.
She should not see
what will be happening here.
I know this.
Or else Ill have you skewered.
Strong words.
I want you to have fun,
stay positive.
I want you to catch a buzz.
Fuck, I want you to party!
Follow me!
Whats going on? Aga!
- Jesus!
- Thieves!
- What is happening? Aga!
- Hurry up!
Stop!
Stop!
These are Mirek and Mirka,
the guardians of the palace
and local Kashubs.
Little Kamil!
Were throwing a party
unlike this world has ever seen.
- Birthday, yes?
- Dont tell dad, its a surprise.
All right, you little whores,
enough with this sweet-talking.
Your parents know
what youre up to online?
What? I dont understand.
Look, Misiek is a guy
who knows
all the websites in this country
with horny teen girls like you.
And were here to recruit you
to work in our club.
We are a godsend for you.
Get undressed, girls.
The time has come. Come on!
Easy, youre not gonna rape us, right?
- We sure as fuck can!
- This should be fun.
If we strip, so do you.
I can take off everything. Look!
Come on. Chop, chop!
My belt is already gone.
Whoever strips first
gets something extra from me.
Im almost naked, and Im waiting.
Come on! Chop, chop!
Come on!
- Come here.
- Its awesome in here.
Theyre so dumb.
Bathe too much, ma said,
and youll end up dead!
Fuck, Im itchy like crazy!
Whats going on?
- Help!
- Do something.
Jesus
- Im not really a nurse.
- Call an ambulance!
Get his phone! Hurry!
Call an ambulance!
- You got it?
- No.
- Hurry up!
- Im trying!
Your passcode!
We dont have our phones!
Fuck, give me the passcode!
Tola and Mycha are not answering.
I think they muted their phones.
They should be here.
Hurry up! Keep running.
- Lui
- Yeah?
Go grab me a brewski.
Coming right up.
Run!
Lui, whats with you?
They cant treat you like this.
Theyd like to make us their slaves.
Tell him something.
I had a rough day.
I need to chill, all right?
Get off your ass.
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck?
Anyone else?
Anyone else? Fuck!
Are you okay?
Oh, fuck.
Fucking awesome.
Lets get out of here.
It all happened
back in Kociuszkos day
My lord supported the law of 3 May
With the Confederates we wished to fight
But the Muscovites attacked us by night
We fired off the mortar,
yet had slight time
To bar the door,
or for battle to prime
The Pantler, me, the lady othe castle
Three cooks,
too drunk to get into a hassle,
A priest, a lackey,
four hajduks, all brave
We took up our guns, we were not afraid
The Muscovites barged in,
Hurrah they choired
We shouted Get out!,
and ten guns we fired.
What sort of party?
Hardcore disco? Hip-hoppers?
Nah, just a party.
What is that?
A yurt.
I made it all by myself.
Watch your step.
This place is filled with traps.
Dont be afraid.
Theres no place safer
than Mr. Blitzs place.
There.
Wait.
Weird, Ive never had guests here.
Come inside. Close the door.
Gosh
My parents were hippies.
They made me in a yurt like this.
Shes never eaten meat.
Neither have her parents.
I once stuffed myself with algae.
They penetrated my organic structure.
So I became an algae-man.
I produce oxygen and electricity.
Electricity!
You have alien eyeballs.
- What?
- They were implanted by aliens.
They can watch what you see.
Your alien eyeballs
are sending out signals
to good aliens, or bad ones.
- Thats so cool!
- Im not sure.
Very cool. But why does your voice
sound so weird?
You see this?
It was a woman.
I cried, like this.
She did a number on me.
So I couldnt tell her how I felt,
I took red-hot scissors
and tried to cut out my vocal cords.
Voil.
So you sit here and play?
I used to play.
In all sorts of bands.
Until people became greedy.
So I came here to protect the woods.
- Will you play with me?
- What?
Come on.
Electricity! Make electricity!
Sing!
MUNICIPAL POLICE
Morning, Wacek, how are you?
Master Kamil arrived last night.
Its a good sign, others will come.
Sure thing they will.
Shell be leaving the nest soon, Wacek.
What? Doggy is tired, huh?
Its so beautiful in here!
Good morning!
- Good morning.
- So no canoodling, huh?
They locked the door.
- Breakfast?
- These are not for you.
Your breakfasts downstairs. Now hush.
Hey
Rascal?
Are you okay?
Oh, fuck.
- Good morning.
- Morning.
Dad! Its Rascal!
- Hurry!
- Hang on.
Hes alive?
I think he went somewhere.
- This means hes alive.
- Jeeze, Im not insane.
I touched him, he was hot,
but he wasnt breathing or moving.
Luckily, hes all right.
Rascal!
Rascal!
Rascal was a gift from mom.
I know.
- If he dies, shes totally gone
- I know.
I understand.
Your mother was the only person
who knew what to do with this land.
She told me, Youll see, Wacek,
communism will fall.
Therell be capitalism,
well profit from this land.
I was young.
Money just fell into my lap.
I started drinking.
Rascal!
Everyone drank back then.
Everyone.
I drank everything away.
Your childhood and my marriage.
Why are you telling me all this?
- One day, this will be yours.
- No, it wont.
Ill sell it all.
- No, you wont.
- But I will.
No.
Please.
Kamil.
Go, youll have fun.
Go. Rascal will make his own way back.
Jesus.
- This will be wild!
- Sea christening!
- Jagna, help me with the champagne.
- Sure.
All right, guys, come here.
Im so happy youre with me.
Everyone come here!
Or we dont go surfing.
Sweet!
Surfs up! We can hang ten.
Theres a huge algal bloom
right off the coast.
Thats a bad idea.
Cyanobacteria? So we cant swim.
They are highly toxic to humans
and caused by pollution.
All right, Jagna and I will go
and check these blooms. Okay?
Thanks.
To Neptune!
This place is paradise!
I envy you so much.
What paradise?
I want to go England to study.
I see.
My horizons broadened,
my eyes opened, and
Your eyes opened?
- What did they open to?
- You only care about cars.
You have your passion.
But what about me?
I dont want to raise your kids
and wait for you to come home.
How do you know all that?
I wonder what it would be like
if we switched lives.
You have everything,
you had a mom.
You didnt even call me
when mom died.
So its my fault?
That things are what they are?
I wasnt up to it.
I was on psychotropic drugs.
I know nothing, Jagna. Nothing!
Whats that?
Its the algae.
Wait. It got stuck in the throttle.
Ill try to unclog it.
Ive been thinking, and I decided
that were just not compatible.
Im breaking up with you.
- No, Im breaking up with you.
- No, I made this decision a month ago.
Oh, did you?
All right, whatever.
- So were free, right?
- Yes.
At the party,
we can do whatever we want?
And with whomever we want.
Stop!
- Could you take a picture of us?
- Hi, sure.
Therell be a party
in the palace. You know it?
- Yes.
- So you can come at seven.
- Sure!
- And bring this energy with you!
Fuck me.
- You promise?
- Thanks!
- See you!
- Youll come? Are you sure?
Yes? Awesome. See you.
It will be wild.
Try now.
Kamil!
Come on.
Hurry up!
Come on! Calm down.
But you cant stand like that.
One foot to the front, yes,
and the other here.
Time for a christening.
Max, no! Max!
Max, stop! No!
- Let me go!
- Dont throw here there!
Max!
What are you doing?
God
Kamil!
Kamil!
Aga!
- Hey!
- Aga!
Wait!
- You got something?
- A strong antihistamine.
Mario, the sleeve.
And the other one.
- Its all right.
- Calm down.
Calm down!
Jagna, just come to the party, okay?
Jeeze
Just look at him!
Good evening,
where are you going?
To Kamils party!
- How many people?
- Many!
Looks to be a hell of a party.
I dont have enough tests. Move along.
Get inside!
You rest,
and well take care of everything.
Were leaving.
I said were leaving!
- But?
- Were leaving!
Im so happy youre okay.
Your skin is so soft.
It would be a shame
if it were covered with blisters.
- Thanks for punching him in the face.
- So I do have a shot with you?
Guests!
Excuse me, I cant leave
the house without a host.
Im too tired.
Can I get you a drink, sweetheart?
I myself dont like
being called sweetheart, though.
I dont drink.
To your health!
You just lie here and rest.
- Ill take you to a wedding one day.
- Whose wedding?
Ours.
- Just go.
- It will be one hell of a wedding!
Hey kiddo
what you gave us saved our lives.
You cured us.
I hereby name you my court physician.
Arigato, Kamil-san.
Hi!
- Hiya, man!
- Hi.
Hiya!
Help yourselves.
Hi!
You know why I did it?
You didnt listen.
Youre a god.
But one you can punch in the face.
Shes amazing and smart.
Dont treat her like some random girl.
Be good to her.
Oh, hi.
Max.
I apologize.
I dont know what came over me.
I didnt know
youd turn into Shrek in water.
My dad always did that to me.
Im from a family of gym teachers.
Its okay, really.
Ill check if your rash has cleared up.
- Max
- I need to see.
Its gone.
The neck looks all right too.
Im so into you.
I dont know what to do.
Ive never felt this way before.
You are
A toxic fertilizer.
Every night,
those motherfuckers
pour this into the sea every night!
Lets dance! While theres still time.
All right, pour me another one.
Kamil, its too much for me.
Im out of here.
Wait, Jagna. Wait!
Jagna.
Lets end this.
We played by our parents rules,
but now Im the boss here.
All right, so tell me
why my mom never invited me here.
She wanted to protect you
from this mess.
- What mess?
- From this filth.
Hey! Give me shots.
Awesome!
Jagna
I want you to move in here,
to come to live here
and be the manager
Fuck me, you sound like my father.
Okay, pour me one.
Ill make you a drink.
From Kamil.
You know Alf was inspired
by a Springer Spaniel?
Because it ate cats.
And there it is.
Hey, guys, listen up.
We were on a train,
and we met two guys.
They were so stoned
that they started hitting on us.
Without Mr. Blitz
theyd have killed us
and buried us in the woods.
- Who?
- Mr. Blitz.
What can I get you?
Water.
There are poisonings.
There will be deaths.
The apocalypse is coming.
- What?
- The apocalypse!
People! The apocaparty is upon us!
This gentleman here says so!
Girls, Ill help you get gussied up.
And you pour him one, hes got thirsty.
Here you are. Water.
Clean and healthy.
Thank you.
Follow me.
This is moms wardrobe.
From now on,
everything here is yours.
The dresses, the shoes, the bling.
You must be tired from the long trip.
The bathroom is over there.
Feel free to take a hot bath.
I can help you scrub your backs
For example.
Hey!
Ill show you something.
Come.
Come on.
- What will you show me?
- Youll see.
- Now get out.
- But
- Now.
- I can get you tea
- Great, you do that.
- clove tea or hot drinks.
Im begging you, please
Does Kamil have a sister?
- Kamil?
- You know anything?
That Kamil is totally cute.
Oh, I could see myself here.
As who? Mrs. Wilk?
Who else?
If he noticed me.
But he only has eyes for Aga.
She doesnt give a crap about him.
And Ill likely end up with some loser.
You know
If this palace burns down tonight,
and from the looks of things it will,
his father will disinherit him,
and hell end up homeless.
Come on, were at a party, right?
Where do you
Where do you get
all these negative thoughts from?
From my skull.
Id like to say Im grateful to you
for coming forward
and rescuing our friends,
and for visiting my ark.
Heres electricity.
Electricity. Awesome.
Electricity.
Fire.
And flora.
From my garden.
These three pillars combined
will give us Captain Fumo.
Fumo.
Smoke.
Feel me
and youll never feel pain again.
The pain of existence.
Thats right!
Impregnation!
A protective barrier!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Hurrah!
Have you seen Kamil?
Well never get out of here.
A Nissan S14.
- The engine?
- From a Supra.
- The three-liter 2JZ, 600 horses.
- Actually, 640.
Is it yours?
Mine, yours. It could be yours.
All right, all right.
First you show me what you can do.
Hop in.
- Are you okay?
- Awesome!
This is the loveliest night of my life.
Thats not what Im asking. Focus.
Are you physically well?
Look.
What are you doing?
- I thought you wanted to kiss.
- No. Look at my saliva.
Aga
I want to tell you something.
This whole thing, this party is for you.
Jesus, my child, its an animal.
This is its fate.
Take that pig away!
Dont you see its traumatizing people?
[singing in Kashubian minority language]
Mirek! Mirka!
Are you telling me
youve killed one of our palace pigs?
I petted that pig.
I cant stand this anymore.
All right, look, just go open the gate
for new guests, okay?
- Now scoot.
- What a brat
Pork for everyone!
Excuse me.
All right.
Ive always wanted to meet
someone like you, a girl who loves cars.
We could make quite a team.
Youre the best girl I know,
I fear you will tell me no.
I finally feel love every day,
but I must pretend
its all just play.
I want to make love to you
day and night
Do you know why I adore you?
Because you are
a walking billboard for reusable bags,
solar panels, and veganism.
Because youd shag the last porpoise
to save it from extinction,
and if your house was burning,
youd rescue your hamster first,
and then your family
and everyone else.
it is all just play.
Every day I think about you,
trying to stop only makes me blue.
I dream of us
setting up a commune together.
We should live like a tribe,
and it has to start here,
in this palace.
Girl, I love you so much.
Us against the world
An event posted online
and you dont invite me?
You thought I wouldnt find out?
Motherfucker.
Fuck!
Stop!
Its a green revolution!
A green revolution!
- Where are the pills?
- They should be
Shut up!
- Come here.
- Im telling you
Where are they?
- Fuck!
- The pills!
Come here!
Im asking you.
- Where are the pills?
- My pills, for fucks sake!
Hey, easy, calm down.
Were here to have fun, right?
If you want to spank someone, spank me.
Shake your ass for me!
Shake it! Shake it!
Fuck!
Where are our pills? Tell me!
Pills are falling from the sky.
There.
What the fuck?
- Fuck!
- Fuck, no!
Where? How?
Pick them up! Now!
Pick up the pills!
Do it! Now!
Cheers.
No!
Oh, fuck
The only thing I want
is to leave this place.
Run away.
Be constantly on the move. You get me?
But with my luck
we wont get very far tonight.
So lets move
staying right here!
No!
All right, your turn.
Why did you do that?
No risk, no champagne.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Am I some sort of a doll
you can just throw into water?
- I thought youd like it.
- For fucks sake!
- Im sorry.
- Fuck you!
- Im sorry.
- Fuck you!
Fuck!
When you turn,
shift down,
put the pedal on the medal.
At that moment,
you die for a moment
to become reborn
in a new world, and I promise
it will be a good one.
Ive never done
anything like this before.
Queen Aga thinks
shes so fucking awesome.
They chase her like dogs,
and she keeps them on a leash.
Im no worse than her.
Im not worse!
Sugar? Palm oil?
One bar like this practically equals
one dead orangutan.
So Im not sexy?
Huh?
You dont like me?
Im burning!
Wanna touch me?
God wants us to be here, you know.
He has led us here.
- He wants us here.
- The god of pills?
No blaspheming!
You have a baby face,
but this head of yours is smart.
You want to kiss me?
I have bad news for you.
I have paranoid schizophrenia.
I would destroy you.
You would cry and cry.
All right.
Tell me what you see in me.
Come on, scan me with your phone.
- You are very beautiful, you know?
- Duh!
Luckily, some decisions
get made at the biology level.
- And nothing can be done.
- What decisions?
Everything just happens.
And my bacteria are now your bacteria.
Yeah!
All right, you brats!
For the last time,
who is the host here?
Welcome!
Its me! I am the host in this estate!
Kamil Wilk the Second.
Look, sucker,
nothing happens on the coast
without my permission.
Nothing happens in this house
without my permission.
What the fuck are you doing?
Having all these people in here,
instead of in my clubs.
So what? I dont get it.
What is it you dont get?
Im losing money.
Look, you greasy-haired brat,
we have a problem.
Im looking for two floozies.
A blonde and a brunette.
They ruined my men.
Look what they did to them.
Theyre sick, they have some virus.
Ptasiek!
Well, well, well.
Things couldve been so good.
No.
We could never be together.
The feeling between us
was just so big.
But we were divided by love
of sports clubs.
Wawa, our club is mighty!
Wawa, our club is the best!
Wawa, our club deserves respect!
Our club, Wawa CKKS!
I didnt want to be with you,
- so you killed my man?
- Wawa CKKS!
Go get them!
Stop!
When two tribes fight it out,
its got to be with honor.
Yes or no?
With honor.
- With honor?
- With honor.
Pawe? Pawe, for fucks sake!
They are going to kill me.
When two teams go to the test,
ladies and gentlemen make bets.
One side wins, the other loses.
Whites versus reds.
Its fate that chooses.
Cmere.
Cmere.
- Not now, Max.
- Cmere.
Pawe, come on.
Come on!
Max! Leave me alone!
Max!
Beat him up!
Leave me alone!
What are you doing?
A pretty smartass!
Fuck!
Were fucked.
Max?
Fuck!
Fuck!
Kamil! Get inside!
Run!
What is going on?
Let me go, bro! Wake up!
Hide behind me!
I do not allow that!
Aga? What happened?
I killed him.
Leave her alone!
Lets get the fuck out of here!
Here, call my dad.
Calm down, bro! Fuck!
Calm down!
Tola, come on! Get up!
Tola! Tola!
Its those pills.
Dammit! What did I do?
But what if
its the cyanobacteria?
A combo of the germs and pills.
Look,
my old man is dumping
toxic waste into the sea.
What if this waste
acts as a nutrient for the algae?
Jagna!
-Jagna! Jagna?-Whats up?
Im calling from the palace.
You need to come here.
-I cant talk now.-Hello?
Look at the green stuff in his mouth.
It looks like cyanobacteria.
They get poisoned,
go into an allergic shock, and die.
The germs then attack the spinal cord.
- Zombies!
- Lets get out of here.
Rascal! Come here!
Come here! Quick!
Come here!
Wait!
Ive got one shot left.
Hes my brother.
I have to go back and give it to him.
Janek
Hes gone.
We need to leave now.
Come with us.
Youll help us, doc.
Imagine this is all a game.
Get it? An RPG.
Jagna!
This is level one.
We need to get to the gate.
Thats our goal.
Luiza! Luiza!
The painting. Help me.
Three. Two. One.
Jagna!
Jesus!
Luiza!
Fuck. Tola?
We must end the suffering of this
disgusting usurper of Tolashness.
We must pierce the pineal gland
of what used to be Tola.
You get it?
I cant!
Fuck!
I cant!
No! Fuck! Step away!
What are you doing?
This is Tola! Shes emo.
Shes always looked like that. Fuck!
Leave her. Lets go!
- Leave her! Fuck, hurry!
- Tola! No!
Tola, come on
Go ahead.
Jagna?
Jagna!
Jagna! Its me!
What did they do to you?
We need to get out of here!
Jagna!
Hurry the fuck up!
Hurry! Lock the door!
To the armory!
Hurry!
The door!
Hurry, for fucks sake.
Close the door!
What did you give my little Jagna?
What drugs?
Fuck, whats going on here?
These are not drugs.
Its a plague.
- What plague?
- Zombies.
Oh, zombies?
Fuck.
What did you take?
Its like a movie, but its for real.
This is not fiction.
Ever seen an animal with rabies?
Its a virus.
It takes over the nervous system.
The only way to kill them
Is to blow up their brains.
A virus
If this is a virus, shes sick.
If shes sick,
we must take her to hospital.
Id like to apologize.
What for?
For not protecting Jagna.
And for the fact that mom left you.
Kiddo
Help me. We have to catch her
and save others.
Do you hear me?
Lets go get them.
We find Jagna.
We catch her,
and we get to the gate.
Dont kill anyone unless you have to.
Is that clear?
No matter what happens,
no one, fucking no one
No one touches Jagna.
Ill get her.
Arm yourselves.
Lets do it! For Jagna!
Jagna! No! Stop, child! Jagna!
No!
Dad!
Im sorry, its all my fault.
What happened here?
- Youre dying.
- My son
I will never die.
Kamil, we must go. Come on!
- Where are Mycha and Pawe?
- I dont know.
Come on! Follow me!
Kamil!
Take this.
One percent.
Theres one percent left.
Lets record it.
Dunno. This is bad luck,
a bad trip, a system failure.
My name is Kamil Wilk,
I go to High School No. 4 in Warsaw.
This is our fault!
Give me that.
My names Agnieszka Wrblewska.
Im 18 years old.
People, this is my plea to you:
you need to wake up,
and stop destroying this planet,
or else
You need to know
it came from the water.
Its dead.
Its dead.
Were gonna die here.
Yeah.
And if were gonna die
Id like to confess something.
Well, I
Ive never You know.
Yeah, I know.
Neither have I.
And if we are to die
I wouldnt like to
Hang on.
Peekaboo! I got you!
I really dont know
what happened to her.
Come!
Are you okay?
Wait.
You should know
I showed my ass on the Internet.
What does it matter now?
Tola?
Tola?
Easy.
Shes vegan.
- Vegan?
- Yeah, a vegan zombie!
Good Tola.
Be good, Tola!
Watch out!
Janek!
Luiza!
Help!
Let me go!
- Janek!
- Luiza!
Let me go!
Pawe!
- Mycha!
- Hey!
Fuck, bro! Youre alive!
Fuck
Fuck, this is good.
Promise me
well never be apart again.
Lui!
Lui!
- Janek
- Wheres Janek?
- Wheres Janek?
- Janek is dead.
I wasnt fast enough.
- Fuck!
- I wasnt fast enough.
I wasnt fast enough.
Hey!
Hey!
Jesus!
- Fuck, Im alive!
- Whats this?
This shot saved me.
I stabbed him and then jabbed myself.
Totally
Good boy!
What the fuck?
The medic!
Hurry! Come here.
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Cutting Edge Media (A. Krl, D. Sax)