Barbie: Skipper and the Big Babysitting Adventure (2023) Movie Script

1
It was just another
beautiful day
in our fair metropolis
of Malibu.
The good citizens
were free to live in peace,
confident their children
would be well taken care
of at...
SNC Babysitting.
Skipper, Navya and Chantal.
The greatest babysitting team
in the world.
But then, weird,
the Carmichael twins should have
been here 30 minutes ago.
The McDuffy kids
are late too!
The super secret emergency
signal!
Babysitting Squad,
the city needs your help.
Someone's turning the children
of Malibu into monsters!
Not cool.
Whatever diabolical super-bad
guy is behind this villainy,
you can count on us
to save the day, Mayor Chelsea.
Thank you, Babysitting Squad.
Oh, and you'll also have to do
all my chores for a month.
Chelsea! No ad-libbing!
This looks like a job for...
Skipper's Super Sitters Squad!
Oh, Jeeves,
is the babysitting mobile ready?
Really?
You made me the butler?
But you're
my most faithful butler.
Just say you're line.
Oh, mighty heroes of good,
I regret to inform you
that the babysitting mobile
is in the shop.
Plus you're 14
and can't drive anyway.
Then we'll just have to fly.
Sitter Squad is go!
The window was open!
Meanwhile,
at the beach,
an evil plot was unfolding.
Buy low. Sell high.
Buy low...
Sell high.
Buy low. Sell high.
My most diabolical invention
ever, the Adultifier, works!
Hey, why am I the bad guy
in this?
'Cause you won't pick up
your stinky socks
from our bedroom floor.
Come on, keep the story going.
Ugh. Fine.
Now, all those annoying kids
will be forced to do
adult things.
Like, save for retirement and
talk about the demise of DVDs.
I don't think so!
We've come to end
your fiendish plan.
You'll never take me!
Hiya!
Hiya!
Urgh!
Buy low...
Hooray!
Ugh!
I got you.
Ha!
Ha ha!
Wah ha ha ha!
-Ha!
-Urgh!
-Ahhhh!
Ahhhhhhh!
Oh, yeah!
And I was all, hu-ha-yah!
Take that!
And that's how we saved the day.
Skipper, the kids are asleep.
Oh, yeah, right.
Whew!
Thanks for helping me
with their nap-time story.
It was fun.
I got to be mayor.
And as mayor, I ordered that
Stacie take me to get ice cream.
Hey, you're not really
the mayor.
But, I do like ice cream,
so okay.
Uh, you okay if I leave too?
I'm a professional babysitter.
Besides, Navya and Chantal
are due any minute.
Thanks for helping.
Okay. Good luck.
-Bye!
Oh, no, oh, no!
Shh. It's okay. Shh.
Let's not wake up the others.
Uh-oh.
I'm hungry.
I'm thirsty!
I'm a firetruck!
Whoo!
Um, okay, okay.
So, how about we be bear cubs
and hibernate, huh?
-Let's all be firetrucks!
-Yeah!
Don't jump on that.
Please don't jump on that.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
Okay, um, woah, woah!
Oh, no, not that.
Okay, please, please,
please come back.
Stop, stop, firetruck. Stop!
-Ugh!
Navya! Where are you?
I need back up.
Didn't you get the text
from Chantal?
Text? No, why?
Remember that dance
we invented?
The dog-cat?
Woof, woof!
Do the dog-cat.
Do the dog cat.
Vaguely.
Deacon, put that down, or...
That'll happen.
Apparently, the Prime Minister
of East Slovakistan's daughter
had a cousin
who's neighbors sister
was at the party
when we invented it.
And now we're invited
to perform the dance...
-Woah!
-...all across the country!
The floor is lava!
Come on, no cushions!
Well, that's great, Navya,
but what about
our babysitting business?
We had plans
for the whole summer.
I know, Skip.
We hate to leave you like this.
You're the best babysitter ever!
Woah!
Okay, I gotta go.
Have fun on tour.
Oh, wow, there's a lot of you.
Ah... okay. Uh, kids?
Who wants lunch?
I already made spaghetti,
it's on the...
counter.
Spaghetti fight!
Not spaghetti fights,
spaghetti lunch!
Oh!
Oh, ho, ho.
Seriously?
Hi, parents, you're early.
This isn't what it looks like.
-Ugh!
But that is exactly
what it looks like.
Bye!
[overlapping voices
of discontent]
You're giving me
all the cookie dough parts?
You need them more than I do.
What are big sisters for, right?
Another cancellation?
No one is ever going to trust me
with their kids again.
I might be the worst babysitter
in the world.
And the nominees for worst
babysitter in the world are...
Zincenzio Dracula
for turning children
into part of his legion
for the undead.
Vlah!
Helga Von Bruler, for changing
all her kids into toads.
Hi, Mom!
Well, she knows what she did.
And, Skipper Roberts, for...
And the winner is...
Skipper Roberts!
-Ugh.
Uh! Another cancellation!
That's my last client.
With no kids to sit,
I should just quit my business
all together.
Skipper,
we Roberts don't do quit.
We dig deeper.
Fight harder.
Stand up for what we believe in,
and Skipper I believe in you!
-Uh, thanks, I guess.
Besides, there's lots of other
stuff to do this summer.
Surf with Ken,
hang with my big sister.
Oh, about that.
A last-minute change,
I'm gonna be gone
all summer.
I'm planting trees
in the Amazon.
Oh. Okay.
Well, at least I can still boss
around the little sisters.
What is in here?
Chelsea, did you put your stuff
in my bag?
-Eh...
Okay, Stacie and Chelsea
are off to camp!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
All this time when you said
camp, you meant camp-camp?
Like, sleep-away camp?
I thought you meant day camp.
My not so little girls.
They grow up so fast.
Do you need a hug from Darby?
She makes me feel better
when I'm sad.
I can handle it, Chels.
Come here, Darby.
So, everyone's going away
this summer except me?
Hey, we'll still be here.
But you're adults.
You're no fun.
Who says?
I've got an exciting
summer planned.
Organize the kitchen drawers,
weed the compost pile,
get the puppies de-fleed
and then...
Uh, I think Skipper needs this
more than you, Dad.
Oh...
This is getting a little touchy.
Oh, come on.
You know you love it.
I'll be fine. Seriously.
Alright, troops,
then it's off to camp!
And you'll drop me
at the airport?
Hey, you've got this, Skip.
Don't give up.
You're a great babysitter.
Thanks, Barbie.
Have a great summer.
Bye!
-Bye, Skip!
-Bye, Skipper!
-Have a good summer!
-We'll miss you!
See you when you get back.
I guess.
Gross!
Hm.
Hey, Ken!
Want to hit the surf?
Waves look pretty crunchy today.
Sorry, Skip! I'm on duty.
Aren't you supposed
to be babysitting anyway?
Well, I was until...
I don't want to talk about it.
How 'bout later?
No can do.
I'm on call 24/7.
Seriously? All summer?
All summer.
You never know
when a junior life guarding
emergency might strike!
Help! Help me!
-Huh?
Woah! Ah, oh...
My umbrella.
Watch out!
My sandcastle!
Watch out!
Watch out for that guy!
Hot sand, hot sand.
Come on, man!
-Oh, gosh.
Hey!
-Whoa!
Help me!
The tide is coming in!
Oh, no.
Help me!
Not on my watch!
Ahhhhh!
Hey!
Please, please,
no need to thank me.
But, the tide.
I still need help.
I can't reach my sandwich.
As you can see, guarding
the beach is a full-time job.
Ow!
Okay. Well, have a great summer.
I guess I'm gonna go feel sorry
for myself
by eating too many smoothies
and French fries.
Bye!
One sky high
Small French fry
One sky high
Small French fry
Pickles and onions
On the side
Pickles and onions
On the side
Do they make you sing?
Yeah, but I love it.
It brings me joy.
Like, my name.
-I'm Joy.
-Skipper.
Sure.
Cheese burger, onion rings
Soda and a pie
All for the low price
Of $5.55
Just a smoothie,
but you're really great.
Uh, you too!
-Excuse me, coming through.
-Excuse you.
-Hey!
-How rude!
I said excuse me.
Oh, ew, ew.
Look, it's you.
The younger
and less impressive Barbie.
Hello, Tammy.
I have a name, it's--
Of literally no interest to me,
thank you.
Now, listen carefully.
Make me a strawberry sunset.
I'm not done.
Hold the strawberries,
add peaches instead.
Uh...
But instead use nectarines.
And only soft nectarines.
Then, instead of OJ,
I want freshly squeezed
tangerine juice.
No! Don't use that juicer!
It has to be hand-squeezed.
Isn't this a little much,
even for you?
Uh-uh. I'm not talking to you.
You're not talking to anyone.
You're barking orders.
OMG. So, yeah,
that's a mandarin, duh!
I said tangerine.
A tangerine.
Are you done yet?
Coming right up.
Ah! No, no, no... Ah!
Oh, my gosh,
I'm so sorry.
Argh!
Let me guess...
Buh-bye now.
Hey. Are you okay?
Yeah. Thanks for sticking up
for me back there.
Tammy is literally the worst.
It's fine.
That job was never going
to get me a recording contract.
But I will miss singing.
I'm really into music.
Oh, me too.
But I don't sing.
I DJ.
That would be a cool
summer job.
if I had one.
It would be,
I was gonna babysit
but that kind of fell apart.
Bummer.
Looks like we both missed out
on finding
our dream summer jobs.
Ah! Ugh!
dream summer job?
Looking for your
Right this way!
If you like swimming,
surfing, cotton candy,
half pipes, full pipes,
this job has it all.
We are hiring!
Go to 1234 Watery Way
for an instant interview.
Don't walk, run!
If you have a jet pack, fly!
No way!
How lucky are we!
Woah! Ugh!
Maybe you're a little
less lucky.
OMG. I thought
I recognized that address.
It's the water park!
I love this place.
This is going to be
the best summer job ever.
For reals!
Chomp, chomp. Hi.
Ah.
Or not.
Come on!
Where's your sense of adventure?
Adventure?
This place reminds me of that
movie where a bunch of teens
who work at a theme-park
find out their actually
test subjects
for a mad scientist experiment!
Yeah. But they end up
getting super powers.
How awesome would that be?
I hear the boss here
is a real monster.
Set the place up like this
to divide and conquer!
Keep us weak.
But I don't play that.
I'm Anna.
Skipper. That's Joy.
Hi! I like your earrings.
Thanks, I made 'em.
I'm not just here for a job.
I wanna see if the park
will carry my line.
And I want to not cry
with fear.
Ohhhhh!
Next!
Uh, seriously?
Fine, I'll go.
It's just a job interview.
How bad can it be?
Whoa.
Hello.
I'm here about the job.
Tammy!
Mini Barbie.
It's Skipper.
How are you running
a water park?
Isn't it obvious?
I'm just leadership material.
Wait, doesn't your dad
own this place?
Uh.
That doesn't have anything
to do with it.
I've got loads of VIP ideas.
But we're not here
to talk about me.
So, tell me, Bipper,
why should I hire you?
Oh, come on.
You're my sister's
biggest rival.
We both know you'd never
hire me.
Finally!
Something we can agree on.
Okay, okay, fine, yeah.
Move it all to the new account.
And close the old account.
Hi, sweetie, how's everything?
I wasn't calling you sweetie,
I was talking to my daughter.
By the way, what's taking
so long with the hiring?
And why are so many
people quitting?
Uh...
Well, Daddy, it's just so hard
to find quality employees
these days.
What about her?
Her?
-No, Daddy, she's kind of blah.
-Uh-huh.
What's your favorite color?
Blue.
Favorite bird?
It's weird, but turkey buzzard
for some reason.
-And food?
-Yes, I like to eat.
-Great answers. You're hired.
See? Now that's how you do
an interview.
Bing, bang, boom.
What?
Trust me on this one, she is
not good employee material!
Nonsense.
That's where being
a good boss comes in.
They turn their employees
into a finely-tuned workforce.
Come on.
You're all hired, hurray.
This is your boss, Tammy.
Show up tomorrow at 8:00
and be ready to work.
No, Jerry,
you don't have to be here!
Get ready for the worst job
of your life!
Better not be late!
Great.
We did it!
I can't believe it! Yes!
And we didn't even have to do
a terrifying interview!
I have a good feeling about us.
Yeah, I'm not sure
I'm gonna show up tomorrow.
Wait, what? Why?
Tammy as a boss.
That's kind of a nightmare-type
scenario.
Aw, there, there,
Mr. Big Evil Monster.
What's wrong?
It's Tammy!
I was one second late to work
and she yelled at me.
She's so scary.
I know I just met you,
but we're in this together now.
Yeah, you can't get us
all hired and not show up.
Okay, fine. I'm in.
But there is no way
I'm going to babysit monsters.
That's where I draw the line.
Expert dog walker for hire!
Oh, what a cutie!
Wait, it's not real?
Business isn't going so well
and I really need a job.
Oh, I know!
You should get one
at the water park.
They've got a doggy daycare.
Seriously? I love dogs!
You think they'd hire me?
They hired everyone else.
Oh, my goodness.
This is fantastic!
Working at a doggie daycare
is my dream job.
I'm Cheri by the way.
Hey, cute earrings.
Hey, thanks.
I'm Anna.
Skipper and Joy.
Oh, that's my mom.
I'll see you tomorrow!
Like I said, I've got
a good feeling about us!
You're late!
Uh, I'm one minute early.
It doesn't count
unless you're past these gates.
Hey! Stop that.
-Oh, hey!
-No, no, no, no!
-Uh!
-I don't think so. Too slow.
No! No!
Ugh!
Oh, yeah, baby!
Made it.
Doesn't matter.
I don't have a place
for you anyway.
We're all staffed up. Aww!
Not later, now!
That's your idea?
Bird leashes?
How's the new staff?
Doing great?
No! You're not doing great,
you're fired!
No, you're not fired,
I'm promoting you.
Why doesn't this girl
have a uniform?
-Uh, all positions are filled.
-Nonsense.
It's always good to have
an extra pair of hands around.
Look, the jewelry kiosk
is short-staffed.
Pick up a uniform
and go there today.
But, Daddy, you never listen.
You put me in charge and--
Great! Keep it up.
You're in charge.
No, you're not in charge,
you're the pizza delivery guy.
How long till you get here?
I'm famished!
Woo-hoo!
Okay, how cute are we?
I know, right?
I wonder if we get a discount
on stuff.
You're not being paid to shop.
Listen up!
Okay. I just ordered these.
I got 'em for an absolute steal.
So we're giving them away?
No, you're selling them.
All of them.
Today.
And if you don't,
you're fired.
Daddy said I need to motivate
my employees,
so let's see how that works.
Ugh. Sorry for dragging you
into our feud.
No biggie, but that merch
is gonna be tough to sell.
I mean, what's this even
supposed to be?
We can do it.
We just need to get creative.
This is impossible.
They keep breaking.
I can't even give them away.
Yo! You want this?
Ah! Get away! Run, run!
I don't know
what you're selling!
Tammy has outdone herself
this time.
Oh! Oh!
Woah.
Is this yours?
Oh, it's my fashion back pack.
I never leave home without it.
There's some cool stuff
in here.
I am liking that.
What if I just, hm...
Ta-da!
Oh, I like that! Is it for sale?
It most certainly is!
Step right up people!
Come on, come on and get your
very own custom Anna originals.
Guaranteed to look great
and not to break.
-Oh, wow!
-That looks so cool!
Okay, I'll take this one.
-Thank you!
-Thanks!
-I love it. It's awesome.
-Thank you!
-It's for my sister.
-Thanks!
No way!
How are you doing this?
Big crowds!
Now, that's what I like to see.
What's our top seller?
These earrings? Anna made them.
-Wow!
-That's so neat!
Yeah, out of the earrings
I ordered.
Well done, Tammy.
And you, what else
do you suggest we sell here?
Uh, let's talk.
Yeah, so your plan
totally backfired.
But, it turned out great
for both Anna and you.
Just because my dad
thinks I'm a business genius now
doesn't mean you and me
are gonna have ice cream
and pajama parties!
Get ready
for your next assignment.
You're welcome.
Wait, what assignment?
Hey! What are you doing here?
I thought
you were on kiosk duty.
Tammy happened.
She transferred me here.
Just because she can.
She's trying to keep me
off-balance or something.
Oh, hi, can I help you?
Mom and our big brother
went on the Super Slider
but you have to be this big
to ride.
One, two, three.
You should always put out
even numbers.
Not odd.
It makes me feel better.
Like this?
Yay!
My sister loves
everything even.
Two ice creams would be even.
So, would you each like
an ice cream while you wait?
Yay! Ice cream!
But we don't have any money.
Oh, no.
Well, then I guess it's free!
Thanks!
Free ice cream!
Free ice cream!
Free ice cream!
Did she say "free ice cream"?
No way!
Free ice cream, awesome!
Hey, hey, let's go get it!
Oh!
-Free ice cream?
-Come on.
I got the ice cream!
I got the ice cream!
-I got the ice cream!
-Ugh!
What the?
Free ice cream?
Are you nuts?
Who's paying for this?
Change my 2:00 to a 3:00.
Big crowd!
I love big crowds.
You're not gonna like this one.
They're giving away
free ice cream.
-Could I have a drink with that?
-Could I buy some fries?
Who's idea was this?
It was all her's.
You... are a genius!
Lure the customers
in with something free,
then whamo-blamo!
They end up spending a fortune
on other stuff.
-Yes!
After the crowd cleans,
feel free to close up early
and take the afternoon off.
A great job deserves
a great reward.
You can learn something
from these people, Jerry!
What? Ugh!
I got the ice cream!
I got the ice cream!
Aw, nuts.
That was so fun!
What should we do next?
Let's check out the Super Slide!
Hey!
Hi!
How's the doggy daycare going,
Cheri?
I am in heaven.
I actually get paid
to play with dogs!
It's like a dream come true.
But with more wet noses.
My dream is to play
a huge concert.
What about you, Skipper?
Well, it used to be running
a babysitting empire
with my best friends.
But, right now I'd settle
for unlimited nachos.
No, I don't want
to go to the pool!
You can't make me!
Okay, what's going on there?
That's where
the small kids wait.
I don't wanna...
Yeah! In your face!
I'm tall! I'm tall!
Let's go, Mom!
I'm finally tall!
Yes! Come on, Mom.
Keep up!
Stupid pole.
They're not tall enough
for the rides,
so their parents leave
them there
while they take their taller
kids on big people rides.
It's just not fair.
The little kids have no daycare
at the park.
I know what will cheer you up.
We got a letter today
from your sisters at camp.
An actual letter-letter?
Are we back in ancient times
or something?
"Dear Mom, Dad and Skipper..."
"Stacie and I are having
so much fun at camp."
"Darby also likes it too."
"Who knew there'd be
this many things
for a stuffed giraffe to do?"
"My favorite is this cool
gaming bus
that comes at night time."
"It's full of video games."
"It's supposed to be for the
big kids but Stacie figured out
the password
so we can sneak inside."
-Oh, amazing!
Whoa!
Don't tell them that!
Move over.
"Ignore that part."
"You know what it's like,
Skipper."
"Us big kids look out
for the little ones."
"Anyhoo, miss ya, love us."
Isn't it sweet?
Well, except the sneaking part.
That's the best part!
Oh, you two.
Can we all agree
not to put chewing gum
in the toilets anymore?
Aw, man!
Okay, team, the moment
you've all been waiting for,
The employee of the week is...
Oh, Daddy, you shouldn't have!
Skipper Roberts!
Huh? What?
Go, Skipper!
Go, Skipper!
Wow. This is cool!
I wasn't expecting this,
thanks!
Uh, well, uh,
now that I have your attention,
I have a suggestion
for the park, if that's okay.
Woo-hoo!
I'm all ears to hear ideas
from the employee of the week.
Tammy, take notes!
Well, I've noticed
that a lot of the kids
who come here are too small
to go on some of the rides.
Yes! Let's eliminate
the height restrictions.
Wait, that could be dangerous,
but it's edgy.
Young people like edgy.
Uh, yeah, I was thinking more...
What if we had a daycare
for little kids
so they'd have something
fun to do
while their parents
and the bigger kids
went on the rides?
Thank you.
I love that idea even more.
Much safer.
Tammy, get on her idea
while I get my picture taken
with the employee of the week.
Nice work, young lady.
You seem to be full
of VIP ideas.
I'm Skipper
and I'm full of ideas!
Nobody's that perfect!
There must be something mean
about her I can find online.
Huh? What's this?
So little miss perfect
isn't so perfect after all.
-Right this way.
-Where are we going?
To start work on your
"great idea."
Oh, that's the thing.
We don't even have to do
any work.
My sisters told me about this
video game bus we could rent.
It's like a rolling playground.
It would be great for a daycare.
A gaming bus, huh?
Like you know what's good
for kids!
Huh? Why would you say that?
"Skipper was irresponsible
with my children.
They still have spaghetti
stuck in their hair."
Ew.
"And now, my son thinks
he's a firetruck!"
Ugh, my babysitting reviews.
Wait until I tell my dad
he's taking babysitting advice
from Malibu's worst babysitter.
Ahhhhh!!!!!
Pee-ew. Why are we here?
Yeah, this was
the old kiddie pool
before the unfortunate
exploding toilet incident
of spring break 2013.
It is your job to clean it out.
And if I don't?
I'll tell my dad
his "employee of the week"
lost her last job
because it was a disaster.
But wait, I'm probably gonna
tell him that anyway.
Clean this up or quit, whatever.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a daycare to open.
Ah!
Cool! Video games!
Video games!
Welcome, go in, have fun!
Enjoy our new daycare service.
-Don't rush back!
-Bye-bye, Mommy!
Yes!
For a small extra fee,
you can leave the little ones
here all day.
Woah, woah, woah.
I can't wait around all day.
I gotta get back
to the maintenance yard
for some repairs.
Well, how about
you put that on hold
while I go get the checkbook?
Will that work for ya?
If it's a big enough check,
it's yours for the year.
Phew!
Hey! Give me that back!
Barbie! I need to talk.
Work is getting really hard
and...
What's wrong with your voice?
Ugh!
Hey, Skip, what's up?
How's the summer job going?
Terrible!
Tammy's the boss
and she's just awful.
She's trying to make me
look bad or quit or something.
Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
Wow, um, well,
do you like your job?
Parts of it.
I've met some cool new friends.
No.
And I have this idea
to open a daycare,
but I don't know
how to get past Tammy.
Oh! Bad money.
Bad! Ow!
Are you even listening?
Sorry, Skip.
It's kind of bananas out here.
Anyway, I know you can do this.
The thing about Tammy is...
Oh! No, no, no!
-Barbie?
Great.
You know what?
I don't need Barbie's advice.
I can figure this out on my own.
I quit!
Ah!
Oh, gross.
Give me some good news,
Jerry.
Daddy, Daddy!
I need the corporate checkbook.
-For what?
-It's a... surprise.
I don't like surprises
that cost me money.
It won't cost you anything
in the long run.
It will make money,
if you just...
Don't tell me. Show me.
Make it fancy.
sales pitch with visual aids,
I want to see a professional
-stats, perhaps a pie chart.
No, Jerry, you don't get pie.
Come on, already.
Where's my check?
What?
No way!
Skipper!
What are you doing
with those?
We heard what Tammy's
making you do.
So we're coming to help.
Wow, you guys are the best.
But look at this.
Tammy stole my daycare idea.
Hey, friends!
-Yeah!
-Woah.
-High score!
-Yeah! Awesome!
-Yeah!
It's you! Come play.
Is there no adult in here
watching you?
Where's Tammy?
I don't know.
Who's Tammy?
Bet you can't beat
my high score!
Eh.
This is the best!
Woah! This is awesome!
Do you know,
there's an even amount
of black and red checkers?
And, there's an even amount
of red and black squares.
It's the best game.
So many even numbers.
I'll play!
OMG. They have karaoke!
Cool!
Hmm. Is anyone else chilly?
Okay, Daddy, as you can see
from this pie chart...
Pie?
Mm. Pie.
...360 degrees of profit.
Nailed it.
Daddy... Daddy?
"Back soon.
Went out for pie!"
The bus!
No check, no games.
"Ribbons of Roses:
A Romantic Rendezvous
by Herrera Lovebucket..."
Who wants karaoke?
I've been waiting
For this all my life
Now's the time to shine
And we're gonna own it
You go, girl!
Let's play our
Favorite songs
Wow. She's good.
Right?
Have some fun
Give it up
Throw your hands in the air
It's a party now
I would rather be
There's no where
'Cause I've got
All my girlfriends...
Oh, where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he?
"Could this really be the end?"
It's true love.
-Awesome!
-So good!
-Wow, Joy.
-You are... amazing.
Thanks.
Oh! Did you feel that?
Either Joy's music is really
magical or this bus is moving.
It's official, we're moving.
Okay, keep calm.
We don't want to freak out
the kids.
Freak out the kids?
-Oh, yeah!
-This is awesome!
What about us?
Where are we going?
I don't know, but I'm sure
we'll stop... eventually.
And then we'll just tell
the driver to take us back home.
Until then, we gotta keep
the kids busy, okay?
Skipper's Super Sitter Squad
is go.
-Alright!
-Yeah!
Listen up, it's pretty much
been established
that I'm the best at this game.
-Uh-uh!
-You wish.
No way.
Okay, then bring it.
She really knows
how to handle kids.
Yeah.
I wish she was my babysitter.
"Their eyes met.
His dark and brooding,
her's pools of starlight
ignited with anticipation."
Finally,
she would learn the..."
-Aww.
Yes!
Not bad, but not good enough
to beat to the champ.
Still undefeated.
Who's next?
I think we stopped.
We sure aren't
in Malibu anymore.
That must be the bus driver.
"Passion is forever."
-Hey!
-Stop!
-Wait!
-Don't go!
Now what?
Where did he go?
What?
Are you missing a bus
and perhaps some kids?
What?
Oh, this can't be happening.
Their parents will be back
to pick them up
literally any minute.
Alright, well you need
to tell them their kids are okay
and we're on our way.
Yeah, right, sure.
Whatever.
Drop me a pin
with your location.
I'll send my limo.
You need to get back here pronto
or I will be completely
humiliated!
I don't think
we can wait here.
It's too hot
and there's no shade or water.
Erica! Erica!
Have you seen my sister?
I can't find her.
Uh...
Don't worry, Derek.
I bet Erica is playing
hide and seek.
So, you know
what we're gonna do?
We're all gonna go look
for her.
And the first one to find
her... wins.
-Alright.
-Cool.
Everyone, let's play...
Find Erica!
Yes!
-Okay, Erica, ready or not...
Here we come!
One, two, three, four.
Yeah!
Yay!
One cutie-patootie.
Erica? Erica!
Two cutie-patooties. Yay!
Even patooties.
Oh, another one. Three.
Where is four?
Need an even number...
Erica!
-I see her!
Erica!
What are you doing
out here?
I'm looking for... four!
Yes, I found four.
So, can we go back now?
Oh, sandstorm!
-Woah!
Oh, no!
Alright, everyone hold hands.
This is scary.
Let's go find an adult
and ask for help.
I won't let anything
happen to you.
Okay, Skipper.
We trust you.
Ugh!
What is taking so long?
Alright, Tammy.
Let's go down to the lot
to check out this bus of yours.
The bus. Uh,
but, I'm not finished
with my presentation, Daddy.
You see, Daddy, it all began
14 billion years ago
when the Earth
was but an infant planet.
A young girl's dreams
had yet to be dreamed.
It's over!
Phew, we made it.
Are we all here?
One, two, three... Yes!
But where is here?
Hey, look! An airplane!
Wow, look at the plane.
I want to ride
in the airplane!
-Woo-hoo!
-Kids, come back!
Woah!
Look, come on, let's go!
Everyone, eyes up here!
The boss is in the house.
For too long,
the entrepreneurial skills
of professional clowns
have been greatly
under appreciated.
That is why I have developed
the first unmanned,
auto-piloted happy birthday
party plane!
Now, anyone who wants to have
their birthday party
on a plane can!
You can applaud now.
You must be the testers
for our very first flight.
Come in, we have everything
you can want inside.
Can I have some milk?
Except that.
I'll be right back.
You kids can't just run off
like that.
We're sorry.
This place is so cool!
Can we stay for the party?
told your parents where we are.
First, I need to be sure Tammy
Ugh. No bars.
One shouldn't be down.
That's not even.
We've been given the signal.
Oh, oh! I want to say it.
-Flight attendant...
-Nothing.
...prepare for take off.
Why did that happen?
It won't open!
Yay! We get to fly in a plane!
Everyone, buckle up.
Thank you.
Welcome, test subjects!
I mean, volunteers.
Thank you for flying
Birthday Party Air.
For the best birthday ever,
dare to fly Party Air.
We go there!
I've gotta use
the bathroom!
It's so beautiful.
Okay, everyone.
You can unbuckle your seatbelts
because it's party time!
This is like
the best party ever!
Wow! We're up really
high now.
Higher! Higher! Higher!
Oh, I think
I'm gonna be air sick.
Oh, no!
Higher! Higher! Higher!
Um, sir?
We're about out of fuel.
I know! It's really expensive.
Please return your seats
to the full upright
and locked position.
Buckle your seat belts
and prepare for landing!
Why are we going down?
Aww!
Wee!
Faster, faster, faster!
Faster, faster, faster!
Woo-hoo!
This is fun.
-We did it! We did it!
No one will ever laugh
at clowns again!
-Woah! Ugh!
Who left a banana peel
on the floor?
-I want to play airplane!
-I want to be a pilot now!
-I want to do it every day!
-Vroom, vroom...
Are you Bipper?
Tammy sent me.
Close enough.
Okay, everybody, let's go.
Come on, in, in, in.
Here's your milk!
Thank you.
Yeah! We get to test out
the new birthday plane!
Uh... Wha...?
And, uh, as you can see,
uh, profits will increase.
So, uh, the more money
we'll make.
You had me at profits
will increase.
Now, let's go see
that daycare/gaming bus.
Uh, wait, wait, Daddy.
We're not done.
That was just part one.
Are we there yet?
Not yet.
Are we there yet?
Not yet.
Are we there yet?
Not yet.
-Are we there yet?
-No. Maybe.
Okay.
I think I'm gonna be limo sick.
Are you okay, Joy?
Woah, wait.
Why are we stopped?
And with the right investment,
gaming daycare centers
could become... a thing.
Where are you?
Their parents will be back
any second
and I can only stall my dad
so much longer.
It's L.A. We hit traffic.
But, we are by the beach,
so we'll just swim back.
Not funny.
Wait, the beach?
Get to a pier
and I'll send a boat.
Seriously?
Please.
Oh, okay.
But only because I've never
heard you say "please" before.
Ugh! I think I'm gonna be
sea sick.
You know, if we showed up late,
you could really get back
at Tammy.
That wouldn't be right!
What's important
is to get these kids
to their parents safely.
It's the babysitter's code!
This is spooky.
What's going on?
What happened?
I can't see.
Skipper?
Captain, what's wrong?
Shiver me timbers.
I be not expecting fog today.
Yarr.
Best to wait till it clears
so we don't get lost at sea.
We don't have time!
Look! Dolphins!
Hello dolphin friends!
-I was wondering...
-She speaks dolphin?
She is a really
good babysitter.
Could you help guide us back
to the water park?
We need to get these kids
back to their parents.
Sure thing! Follow us!
Follow them!
They'll take us
to the water park.
Aye, aye!
Avast, ye dolphins!
To the water park!
Joy threw up again.
And in time,
when the little kids grow up
and have their own kids,
they'll come back
to the water park
again and again and again
and again...
Can we just see this game
bus thing already?
Oh, no!
Free cookie?
Sure, who says no
to a free cookie?
Quick snack, then we go.
Where are you? 911.
Thank you!
Your kindness has saved the day!
Fare thee well Skipper.
You are truly
a great babysitter.
Leave me alone!
Hm. Good cookie.
Hurry, almost there!
Oh, uh, look!
Look! What's that?
Does that seagull
have a sandwich?
What? Sandwich?
Where?
Oh, come on, Erica.
You can count later.
Oh, no, your mom!
Skipper, over here!
Come on, Daddy, let's go see
the new daycare already!
So, where's the bus?
Uh, you just missed it.
I told you the presentation
was too long.
But look at all the satisfied
daycare customers.
Mommy!
Did you guys have fun?
So much!
We rode in a plane.
And a limo!
And then we went on a boat.
Oh, kids and their imaginations.
It was the best day ever!
Ever!
Bye, Skipper.
You made an excellent point,
Tammy.
The water park could use
an area
for the little kids
to hang out.
But, I don't like
the game bus idea.
Too much overhead.
I think I'll stick with my pole.
You're making a huge mistake!
I ran the numbers.
The daycare idea will work!
Tammy, you've never spoken
to me like this before.
You've never listened
to me before!
You told me to step up!
Well, Daddy,
this is me stepping up!
The kids need this.
I am going to open
a daycare center, bus or no bus.
Taking initiative.
I like it.
Okay, you can open
a daycare center.
But you still can't have
the bus.
Good thing
we have something even better
than a game bus.
We do?
Of course.
And it's your idea.
Is it?
This place?
But it's a swamp.
You gotta look past that
and see the potential.
Yeah.
If we all work together,
we can clean it up in no time.
It's free, Daddy.
Alright then.
You've got your daycare center.
Uh... Uh-uh.
Boundaries, boundaries!
I'm proud of you, Tammy.
Oh, uh, a hug.
This isn't very business like.
It's not always
about business, Daddy.
We're family.
Not a chance!
What is it this time, Jerry?
Here you go.
-Oh, this is so amazing!
-Woo-hoo!
This is fun!
You must be this short
or shorter to play.
Woo-hoo! In your face!
Stupid pole.
Being tall is the worst.
Tell me about it.
Being short is the best!
Hard to believe summer's
almost over.
You're coming back
next year, right?
I mean, I could totally
run this place by myself,
but you're the one
who's great with kids, and well,
it was a lot more interesting
having you around.
Once you calmed down,
the job turned out alright.
And look what we did.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah, it is.
Nice work, sis!
Thanks.
Hey, what were you gonna tell
me that one time about Tammy?
Oh, I was gonna say.
The thing about Tammy is,
deep, deep down,
she is a good person.
She just needs a little help
remembering that sometimes.
Okay, who's ready to party?
You ready, Joy?
I've been ready all summer.
Just 'cause
They can't see 'em
Life is right there
In front of us
We'll make
The whole world see
'Cause when it's me
And my friends
When you're right
Here with me
'Cause when it's me
And my friends
When you're right
Here with me
As long as
I'm with my friends
'Cause I believe
In who we are
Whoa-oh-oh!
Ugh! Ugh!
Revenge will be mine!
Babysitting Squad!
Stacie, the movie is over.
Fine.
Guess I'll just have to star
in my own movie.
'Cause when it's me
And my friends
When you're right
Here with me
'Cause when it's me
And my friends
When you're right
Here with me
'Cause when it's me
And my friends
When you're right
Here with me
'Cause when it's me
And my friends
As long as
I'm with my friends