Barbie: The Princess & the Popstar (2012) Movie Script
When I was young
I played for fun
Made up the words
Nobody heard
But now I see
All eyes on me
And suddenly
I'm in a dream
I got a feeling now
Everything's right somehow
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burnin' like a spark
Light up the dark again
Isn't she great,
Vanessa?
Victoria! What are
you doing out here?
Aunt Amelia!
Oh, please, can't I go down to the
concert, just for a little bit?
Absolutely not!
We have guests.
Now come.
And please do something
with your hair!
Royal reception
number nine.
I wake up in the morning
Like the duchess says
When you're gonna
live your life right
I know she thinks
That I'm the fortunate one
But princesses
wanna have fun
Oh princesses wanna have
That's all we really want
Is some fun
When the royal day is done
Oh princesses wanna have fun
I'm steppin' up
Right to the top
That's how I'm wired
I take it higher
I'm in control
I broke the mold
The girl you see
Is up to me
I'm lifting off the ground
Finding the perfect sound
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burnin' like a spark
Light up the dark again
Again
Again
Again and again and again
Hey, Meribellal
lam pumped
to be here
performing at your kingdom's
500th anniversary!
Princesses wanna have fun
Oh princesses wanna have fun
There's a star
that's right inside you
So come on and let it out
Find out what you're about
andjust shout
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burnin' like a spark
Light up the dark again
We just wanna
We just wanna
We just wanna
We just wanna
We just wanna
We just wanna
Princesses wanna have fun
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burnin' like a spark
Light up the dark
Again
We just wanna
We just wanna
We just wanna
Again and again
And again and again
That was hilarious!
That was the
awesomest thing ever!
Did you see
her face?
I hope we didn't
hurt her feelings.
Oh, she doesn't get hurt
feelings, Meredith.
The main thing is...
Wasn't that great?
Meredith.
Trevi.
Now, you'd both better
scoot to your rooms.
Auntie A will be stomping her
way up Anger Avenue any minute.
See you later!
Bye, Tori!
Keira! Keira! Keira!
Nora!
Tell Phil to kill the snow
on the Fiery Ice intro.
And the drums came in late
again on Rock And Rule...
Remind Kevin that naptime's
after the show, okay?
And what's up with the sets
for the live broadcast?
Here are the designs.
You want the trees
royal purple
or Tokyo violet?
Royal Purple.
And move my Billboard interview to
Saturday, right after the broadcast.
Wonderful show tonight,
Keira, dear!
Your best ever!
I had chills!
Hey, Crider, have you
lined up the cameras?
Um...
The record company
was just a tad concerned
about the budget.
Budget?
Crider, I've been
working my tail off
for the last two years
to get this broadcast.
It'll take my career
to the next level,
which makes it massively
important that it be perfect!
Perfect! Absolutely!
You're so right!
Keira, there's a tea
tomorrow at the castle
for everyone involved
in the festival.
The princess has
requested your presence.
I smell
a photo op!
The princess?
At the castle?
Let's do it.
Daniel!
I need some new choreography
for Saturday's special.
Make it something
like this.
You got it.
Did you forget
where you're going,
or is there
something else?
Well... Yes.
The record company
called again.
And while they loved, loved,
loved your new album photos,
they're, um.
Still wondering when they
can hear some of the, uh...
Songs.
Naturally, as your
manager, I told them...
As my manager,
you told them that the songs
aren't ready to be heard yet.
And that I'll let them
know when they are.
That's exactly
what I told them.
You know,
you work so hard.
Perhaps, you should take a
break, let me run things.
Now, back when my name
was up in lights...
Gotta go, Seymour.
Please don't
call me Seymour.
Guess, I better actually
write those songs.
I don't get it, Riff.
Writing songs
used to be easy.
Fun, even.
If only
I didn't have
all this other garbage.
Lights, sound,
scheduling, payroll, check,
double-check,
make it work!
Don't get me
wrong, Riff.
I mean, I'm a star, I'm
livin' the dream, right?
It's just...
I don't know, sometimes I
wonder what it would be like
to just let go.
Princess Victoria.
Now there's a sweet gig.
Lives in a castle,
everything done for her.
She's probably never
worked a day in her life.
Tori? Tori, open the
door this instant!
Auntie A. Do come in.
Enough is enough!
I promised your dear mother I would
raise you to be a proper princess.
But now you and your
gang of tiny thugs
have turned a royal occasion
into a laughing-stock!
Oh?
Has some misfortune
befallen you?
Don't play the
innocent with me!
This has your mark
all over it.
I was willing to overlook the
exploding cupcakes at tea
and the skunk
at the embassy ball!
I even made excuses
when you hid the
Prime Minister's teeth.
Just his uppers!
Princess Victoria Bethany
Evangeline Renee,
you are almost 18!
It's time you started acting
like a princess of the realm,
not some silly schoolgirl!
Forgive me,
Aunt Amelia.
I'm just having
a bit of fun, that's all.
Fun? You're a Royal.
Duty and responsibility
come before fun.
Have you even begun your
commemoration speech for next week?
Um... Sort of.
Except for the part after
"Ladies and gentlemen. "
As I thought!
I'm returning
to our guests.
And since you refuse to
take your duties seriously,
you can just stay
in your room all night
and write that speech.
But, Aunt Amelia...
Not another word!
I am sorry.
Good night, Auntie.
"Ladies and Gentlemen,
distinguished guests,
"500 years ago, our kingdom
began its rule, and... "
Insert speech here.
"You're a Royal,
"duty and responsibility
come before fun. "
Ugh.
Look at her
In the spotlight
I love her purple hair
She can do
What she wants to
As crazy as she dares
She doesn't
need to be polite
I wish I had her life
Then I would be so free
I wish I had her life
I'd be another me
Look at her
In the throne room
Every hair just right
She has tea
In the morning
And bon bons every night
Wouldn't that be nice?
I wish I had her life
Then I would be so free
I wish I had her life
I'd be another me
They'd do my nails
I'd stroll the grounds
I would wear
Whatever
And then I'd rock
Have time for me
It just might happen
Never
I wish I had her life
Then I would be so free
And everything
would suddenly be
Just the way that
I dreamed it could be
I wish I had her life
I wish I had her life
I wish I had her life
I wish I had her life
Oh
Oh
So beautiful and bright
I wish I had her life
Trust me, sir,
Keira's new songs
are fabulous,
best she's ever written!
Shejust, er,
needs a little more time.
I've been helping her
as best I can,
but you know
how these stars are.
As a former star myself,
I can tell you...
Crider, your job is to keep
that little diva in line!
You tell her if I don't hear some new
hit tunes on the broadcast Saturday,
she can start looking
for another record company!
But, but, Mr. Limburger...
And you can go back
to managing Uncle Herman
and His Talking Pig!
Thai vappy Pig
still owes me 40 bucks.
What in the...
Argh!
Rupert!
Something you wanted,
Mr. Crider?
Oh, you found it!
Still got a good few
chews left, looks like.
Get it off.
Oh, right.
Quick as a bunny.
"Keep that little diva
in line," he says.
How am I supposed to make that
whiny warbler do anything?
She runs the show
like a drill sergeant!
"Crider, curl my wigs!
"Crider, take my breath mint!
"Crider, stop stealing
my jewelry!"
Things were different
when I was a star...
I mean, back then, people
respected real talent.
Ah!
Ow!
Oh.
Rupert, do you know
I was beloved?
Yeah, yeah.
A beloved idol of millions.
I was the beloved
idol of millions.
The finest boy singer on the
Chipper Chipmunk Show.
Until...
That tragic day.
I'm a chipper chipmunk
And that was that.
My singing career was over.
Kaput. Finished.
A has been at 14.
To this day I have
nightmares of chipmunks,
their toothy smiles
taunting me.
A tragic tale,
Mr. Crider.
I get a lump in me throat
every time you tell it.
Which is quite a bit.
It's all so...
So very unfair, Rupert.
If only somehow I had the
means to restart my career.
All I need is
one lucky break.
Or a rich widow.
Oh, Mr. Crider,
how you go on!
But surely you must
have been a ballerina!
That form, that grace!
Oh, you are
such a atterer!
And you say you were
a singer on this...
"Squeaky Squirrel" show?
Chipmunk.
"Chipper Chipmunk. "
But I don't like
to talk about myself.
And this drought has been
hard on the entire region.
Our reservoirs are
only 30% of normal,
and our vineyards
are withering.
Your Royal Highness,
may I present
Miss Keira.
This is so cool!
So you're a real
live princess.
Awesome.
You're Keira!
I am absolutely your
very biggest fan ever!
Thanks.
Would you like a tour?
Love to!
But aren't you supposed to
be hostessing or something?
Oh. Right.
Um...
Look, everyone!
An all you can eat
caviar buffet!
Hello!
I'm Prince Li... Hmm.
This way,
we'll start with my room.
Ta-da!
Whoa.
There's more me in here
than in my house.
Mmm-hmm.
Your guitar,
your albums,
most of your fashion line.
I wore this in my
first music video.
It's still
my very favorite!
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burnin' like a spark
Light up the dark again
Not too shabby
for a princess.
Hey, want to join me
on stage for a number?
The tabloids will go nuts.
Thanks,
but I'm no performer.
I'd be freaked
to face a real audience.
But you...
You must love it.
Sure, it's all
I ever wanted.
But, I dunno, it used
to be more about music.
Now, it's different.
But, Keira,
you're a star!
And you're a princess!
When I was little, I always
dreamed of being a princess!
I'd be wearing
a ball gown and a tiara.
Want to try mine?
Riff!
Use your inside bark!
Sorry.
He's my baby.
I bring him everywhere.
Riff, Sit!
He's cute.
Look, Vanessa, Keira
brought a friend for you!
I read you've been performing
since you were six.
When I was six, my biggest
job was keeping my tiara...
Hi! Nice digs.
I'm Riff! Who are you?
I am Vanessa Victoria
Fluffy-pie.
Are you always like this?
Like what?
Got any squeaky toys?
Soggy tennis balls?
Mmm, you smell nice!
There.
Oh, yeah.
And I've got just
the outfit to go with it.
Formal gown number nine!
Oh. So that's how you
make those quick changes!
A magic microphone!
I have something
like that.
Keira pop hair
number five!
A magic hairbrush!
Very cool.
New hairdo's for every
royal occasion.
And a few non-royal ones!
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
You look just like me!
Whoa!
There you are!
Huh?
Huh?
The guests are all
asking about you!
You need to
return at once!
Oh, no, no, I'm...
Princess Tori,
of Meribella!
Your Highness!
Whoa...
This can't be good.
Are you kidding?
It's delicious!
Now. Mingle.
Yoo-hoo!
Oh, Mister Crider!
Ready for an
awesome entrance...
Princess?
Oh, man, it's just
like I dreamed.
Her Royal Highness,
Princess Victoria Bethany
Evangeline Renee
has returned!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Are you all right,
Your Highness?
Did you break anything?
I mean,
besides my spleen.
I'm good.
Nobody saw that, right?
Pff, you kidding?
It's our secret.
Tori! Tori!
Who?
Are you hurt?
Oh, I'm fine. Really.
I'm great, Mister, uh...
Father.
Mister Father.
Thank goodness!
You had me worried.
Keira?
Yes?
I'm a huge fan!
Me too!
Not as big as Tori,
mind you.
Oh, thank you.
What lovely stationery?
Autograph.
Oh! Of course!
An autograph.
Here you go.
"Love Tori"?
We never did
finish our tour!
Oh, but actually,
you're the princess today,
so you should
give the tour.
As you wish,
Your Highness.
And this priceless
silver-handle fan
was a gift from the King of
Spain to my great grandmama.
You know, they were
quite the item.
Hmm,
delicate yet saucy.
Not unlike you,
my dear Duchess.
Or, may I call you,
Amelia?
Oh, Mr. Crider,
please do!
And to our left is the future
site of the Royal Taco Hut.
Actually, it is
something pretty cool.
Can you keep a secret?
A mondo big one?
Uh, sure.
If you can't trust a fake
princess, who can you trust?
Follow me.
Wow.
This is definitely
no Taco Hut.
It's a Diamond Gardenia.
It's 500 years old
and it grows real diamonds!
Most of our people
think it's just a legend.
Except for the Royal Family
and now you.
And the tiny
flying people?
They're garden fairies. They
take care of all the plants.
Oh, they're adorable.
Yes, but they get rather cranky
if you mess with the gardenia.
It blooms just once
every five years.
It's diamonds help pay for
schools and you know, stuff.
Now, over here is a rare,
black pearl letter opener.
Hmm. Curious.
Mr. Crider, excuse me
for just a moment.
Now, don't move a muscle.
Not a pinky, Amelia.
Keira, look!
Hey, thanks,
tiny dancers!
These rock.
These will be our
friendship necklaces.
Tori?
Are you mad, bringing
an outsider in here?
You know the rules.
No one but the Royal Family
is allowed in this garden!
And you reveal it
to a perfect stranger?
CRIDERI Oh...
Now hold on!
You can't talk that way
to Keira's friend,
the princess,
and if the princess
could speak,
which she can't because
she's, er, speechless,
she would say
that you are being
a royal party pooper!
I rest my case.
Oh.
Sometimes I don't know
who that girl is!
Problem, my dear?
You wouldn't believe it.
Now, where were we
with our tour?
I believe I was
telling you
how radiant you look
in every room of the castle.
That was close!
I thought she'd
ground us both!
That may be the scariest
woman I've ever met.
And today was a good day!
Look, this was awesome,
but I've got a tour
to obsess over,
so let's change back before
your Aunt gets any more...
Well, thank goodness
that silliness is over!
Silliness?
Silliness?
What silliness?
Do you like bacon?
Why does it have to end?
Well, for one thing,
I've got a concert
to do tonight.
Not to mention contracts
to sign, an interview...
But what about tomorrow?
We could change
places in the morning,
and spend the whole day
being each other!
Oh, this is a bad idea
on so many levels.
I know just what you mean.
Wait, no I don't.
Ah! There's that tail.
Look, I really don't think...
Keira, wouldn't
it be amazing
just for one day to take
a break from being you?
Tori...
It'd be magical!
I'd get to be a pop star
for a whole day!
And you'd get
to be a princess!
Let's do it!
This is gonna be great!
But I don't know the first
thing about being a princess.
It's easy!
All you have to do
is follow a few simple rules.
To be a princess
Is to know which spoon to use
To be a princess
Is a thousand pairs of shoes!
Have your breakfast
served in bed
Wear some diamonds
on your head
Get a foot massage
And mani-pedi too
To be a princess
is to live a dream come true
Curtsey when princes
come to call
Wear a new gown
to every ball
AH through the day
there's just one way
You must behave
Pose with a feather
in your hat
Stretch on a golden yoga mat
Bend from above
and always wear your gloves
And wave!
Shoulders back
And tummy in and
Pinky out and
Lift the chin and
Slowly turn your head
from side to side
Breathing gently
Stepping lightly
Smile brightly
Nod politely
Do everything
you do with pride
Glide!
To be a princess
Is to wear your family crest
To be a princess
Is to always do your best.
To be a popstar
Is to know which mic to use
To be a popstar
Is to not fall off your shoes
To rehearse until it's right
Give a great show every night
And have room service
with anything you choose
To be a popstar
Is to love your great reviews
Take in the latest
fashion show
Fly for a lunch to Mexico
No time for friends
except your dog
And your guitar
Tweet everyone
your latest news
Sit for a thousand interviews
Love every fan
No matter how bizarre they are
Here's a camera
There's a camera
And a camera and a camera
And another autograph to sign
Love Keira
Change your clothes
and strike a pose and
Work the crowd and
take a bow and
Don't forget to
post it all online
Shine!
To be a popstar
Is to never act your age
To be a popstar
Is to make the world
your stage
Shoulders back and
Strike a pose and
Pinky out and
Change your clothes and
Slowly turn your head
from side to side
{see now
Here's a camera
Stepping lightly
There's a camera
Nod politely
Do everything
you do with pride
Glide!
To be a princess
Is to always do your best
To be a popstar
Is to leave them all
Impressed
Ready?
Ready.
You should have seen
those diamonds, Rupert!
Hundreds of them, just
sitting there, glittering!
Me, I don't hold
with littering.
Back in the day, Mick and
Keith would always tell me
"Litter free, that's for me. "
Ow.
Glittering, not
littering, you baboon!
Would you please listen?
Ah...
I can hear the ocean.
It's like they were
calling my name.
"Crider! Handsome,
talented superstar!
"Take us away!"
With those diamonds, I could
afford to mount a stage show
that would put me back
in the spotlight,
and finally chase that cheesy
chipmunk out of my dreams.
There must be a way.
Sun's up
A little after 12:00
Make breakfast for myself
Leave the work
for someone else
People say
They say that
it's just a phase
They tell me to act my age
Well I am!
On this perfect day
Nothing's standing in my way
On this perfect day
When nothing can go wrong
It's the perfect day
Tomorrow's gonna come too soon
I could stay
Forever as I am
On this perfect day
Sun's down
A little after 10:00
I pick up all my friends
In my Mercedes Benz
Wake up
Don't tell me
it's just a dream
'Cause when I've had enough
You'll hear me say
Now don't you try
to rain on my
Perfect day
Nothing's standing
in my way
On this perfect day
When nothing can go wrong
It's the perfect day
Tomorrow's gonna
come too soon
I could stay
Forever as I am
On this perfect day
I'm in the race
but I've already won
And getting there
can be half the fun
So don't stop me
till I'm good and done
Don't you try to rain on my
Perfect day
Perfect day
On this perfect day
Yeah!
On this perfect day
Keira! Keira!
You never said which headpiece for
the Smoke And Mirrors number.
Oh, I don't know.
You choose.
Surprise me!
Uh... I choose?
Come on, Riff.
I can't remember
the last time
I just strolled
through Meribella.
You're "it"!
Tori! Come play!
Oh, no, no,
that's okay.
You guys are
having fun.
C'mon! You're "it"!
You're "it"!
Confession.
I'm not 100% sure
how to play this.
You've played it
a billion times!
More than that!
A zillion!
Just try to find us!
Okay, go!
Huh. I don't remember ever being
around here before, Riff.
Excuse me!
Can you tell me the way
back to the marina?
Hey, you're Keira!
Look, Charlotte!
Keira!
Awesome!
Hey, can you
sign my T-shirt?
I really, really wanted
to go see your concert!
Well, there's one more
show tomorrow night,
maybe you can still
see her, er, me.
I wish!
But my dad says
we can't afford it.
Mine, too.
Bummer, huh?
Lots of folks can't
afford stuff right now.
You know,
since the big drought.
Drought? Is that
still going on?
Oh, yeah. It wiped out
all the vineyards this year.
Dad says everyone's
struggling to get by.
I... Didn't know.
Well, I guess you'd have to live
in Meribella to know about it.
Yes.
I guess you would.
Gotcha!
That was awesome!
But we'd better all
get ready for tonight.
Okay.
Are you gonna keep
pretending to be Tori?
What?
On earth? Are you...
You know?
Of course.
If you were Tori, you would
have cheated by now.
It's okay.
We won't tell.
Pillow fight!
And then I sneezed every last
petal off that lady's flower!
Who knew I was
allergic to dahlias?
And I
must have tried on
every single one
of your costumes!
Poor Nora is convinced
you've gone loco!
Oh, speaking of loco,
your aunt is all up in my face
about practicing some speech.
Oh, that. The dreaded
commemoration speech.
I don't suppose
you'd like to give it?
And by give it,
I also mean write it.
Only if I can sing it.
You know,
I've gotta tell you...
This has been the
coolest day I've had in...
Forever.
Oh, me, too!
It's been amazing.
I learned more about
my kingdom today
than I have in the
last 17 years!
Yeah. Too bad
this day is over.
Unless...
You'd want to keep it
going one more day?
You're on.
Perfect!
The live broadcast
is tomorrow,
so we'll need to
change back early.
Of course.
I only wish more people could
afford to go to your show.
Seems like they're a lot
worse off than I knew.
Well, how about we make
the last concert a free one?
I'll work out
the details.
For reals?
Oh, thank you so much!
Hey, it's the least a princess
can do for you common folk.
See you tomorrow, Tori!
And that goes
for Mrs. Limburger, too!
What? Why, you...
Crider, you're through!
Through with you
and on to stardom!
I'm taking off, baby.
Like a super nova
on top of a shooting star!
You can't handle this.
But you can handle the
broadcast all by yourself!
I love show business!
You mean you're not gonna
stay for the show tonight?
Ugh, I've had it with playing
nursemaid to that prima donna.
I've got a new career
to launch!
Once I get those
diamonds tonight,
it's gonna be
"See ya later!"
Picture it, Rupert.
Up there in lights.
"Crider!
The Legend Returns!"
With Rupert, his bestest
buddy and life-long pal.
Now, let's see...
Expenses.
I'll need new songs, backup
singers, a swagger coach,
gold fillings... No, no,
no, diamond fillings!
Tonight we go back
and grab that plant!
Everyone will be
at the concert,
so the castle will be
practically empty.
Look how high we can fly!
"Look how high we can fly. "
Look how high we can fly
I lost myself today
All work no time to play
I'm holding on to what I know
Then this discovery
Blindfolded, I could see
I'm catching on
by letting go
And now I'm rising up
No coming down
So hang on for the ride
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
We can see everything
From up here in the sky
We've got the perfect view
Together me and you
Look how high we can fly
Words come so easily
Hard to believe it's me
With every breath
the feeling grows
Take time to make time stop
Unplug, turn off the clock
The less you try
the more it flows
I don't need to live
in a fancy castle
That isn't where I should be
Open up my heart and where
it leads I'll follow
Up high where I can be free
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
We can see everything
From up here in the sky
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
We can surf on the wind
So completely alive
There's nothing we can't do
Together me and you
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
One hour!
One hour to show time!
Ugh.
I presume you have finished
writing your speech?
Ah, my dog ate it?
Ugh.
You can just stay in your room
all night and write that speech!
Huh?
Hey!
Let me out!
Not until you've learned
some manners, young lady!
No, no,
you don't understand!
I've got to get
to the concert!
Look, I'm not the princess!
I'm Keira!
It's too late for
more of your pranks.
Come on, Tori!
Hey, it's Tori! I'm out princessing
right now, so just leave a message!
Tori, it's Keira. There's kind of
a situation and we need to talk.
Call me when
you get this!
Ten minutes to curtain!
And Limburger is here to supervise
the broadcast personally.
You have been warned.
Who?
Hilarious. Nine minutes.
Oh, uh, thanks!
Where is she, Riff?
Something's wrong.
And where's my phone?
I can't do this.
Come on, Tori.
Keira.
Tough tacos. She's not
my problem anymore.
Let's sit
right in front!
Maybe Keira
will see us!
Hey, it's Tori! I'm out princessing
right now, so just leave a message!
My limo?
Not now, Vanessa.
What are they doing here?
Crider!
Crider! Crider!
Oh!
Quiet, Vanessa, please
I'm trying to think.
There's just gotta be
a way out of here.
Yeah, yeah,
I know, that's me.
And not even
my best picture.
We won't be
a minute, Captain.
The Duchess sent me back
to fetch her spectacles.
You know how she is.
I thought we were here
for the diam...
Ow!
Yes, Mr. Crider.
Ooh!
Keira! Keira, where are you?
Keira, you're on
in 30 seconds!
Oh, no!
That's funny. This
always works in movies.
We're getting close, Rupert.
Look for a panel
with a gardenia.
Ha!
Now that's a gardenia
if ever I saw one.
Now we just have to figure
out how to open it.
Go do it Rupert.
Be snappy!
Right-o, Mr. Crider.
Put some muscle
into it!
Doh! Pity that.
Go find something
we can open it with!
All right.
Keira! You're on!
No, no,
you don't understand!
I can't! Not today,
maybe tomorrow.
What? These people have been
waiting hours to see you!
It's your responsibility
to give them a show!
Where is she? Tell her to get
her behind on stage. Now!
Ah! Rupert! There's got to be
a way to get this door open.
Oh!
Good job, Rupert!
Keira, please stop being such
a princess and get out there!
Limburger's having a fit.
That guy can
destroy your career!
Keira's career.
Vanessa, shh!
Keira! Keira!
Okay.
Come on!
Whoa!
Ka-ching!
Ah...
What are you doing?
Sorry.
Ahem.
When I was young
I played for fun
Made up the words
Nobody heard
But now I see
All eyes on me
And suddenly
I'm in a dream
I've got a feeling now
Everything's right somehow
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I've got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burning like a spark
Light up the dark again
I'm stepping up
Right to the top
That's how I'm wired
I take it higher
I'm in control
I broke the mold
The girl you see
is up to me
I'm lifting off the ground
Finding the perfect sound
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I've got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burning like a spark
Light up the dark again
Again
Again
Again and again and again
That's right.
Do it your way.
Vanessa! What has
gotten into you?
All right! Vanessa,
why didn't you tell me?
There's a star
that's right inside you
So come on and let it out
Find out what you're about
and just shout
Here I am!
Being who I want
Giving what I've got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burning like a spark
Light up the dark again
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I've got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burning like a spark
Light up the dark again
What did I tell you?
Now that's why she's a star!
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burning like a spark
Light up the dark again
Again
Again
Again and again and again
and again and again
Hello, Meribellal
Woo-hoo!
I never dreamed
I'd be up here...
Be up here in such
a fantastic kingdom!
You have the coolest
princesses in the universe!
In fact, Princess Tori in
particular is really awesome.
And often misunderstood.
Mostly by her Aunt.
But Tori still loves her.
One, two, three, four!
Sun's up
a little after 12:00
Make breakfast for myself
Leave the work
for someone else
Where is she?
Come to Papa!
Shoo! Rupert!
Do something!
Got it covered! Brought some
bug spray just in case!
That's not bug spray!
It's hair spray!
And strawberry-scented.
I hate strawberries!
Oh, anyway,
it did the job.
And I might add, your hair
does look touchably soft.
Never mind!
Grab the plant!
How deep does this thing go?
Time to cut the roots.
Oh, princesses wanna have fun
The gardenia!
And now,
a brief intermission!
Sing amongst yourselves!
What?
What's she doing?
Go to commercial!
Now, to the boat!
That'll work.
Sergeant! To the castle!
Right away!
I'm sorry, miss, but this carriage
is for the Royal Family only.
Oh. Of course. Hang on.
There. Now, to the castle,
double time!
I'd better check
with His Majesty.
I'm His Majesty!
Her Majesty!
Your... Ugh! Never mind,
I'll drive it myself!
Wait!
I was hoping
to run into you.
Yesterday was so much fun.
Uh-huh, that's nice. Hyah!
Whoa!
Are... Are we rushing
anywhere in particular?
Or just trying to make me...
lose my lunch?
I've got to rescue
a magical diamond plant!
Okay, fine,
forget I asked.
Hyah!
Excuse me, but I think
that belongs to my kingdom!
Going somewhere?
Hey! Now she's over there!
There's princesses
everywhere! Hold me!
Um, which one
of you do I like?
Uh...
Her.
Now why don't you hand
over that plant, Seymour?
Keira?
Seymour?
Don't call me that!
Oh!
Hyah!
Smart thinkin',
Mr. Crider!
You'll be comin' back
for me, right?
Handsome Prince Liam saves
the damsels in distress.
Hey! Where'd the damsels go?
So long, suckers!
Gotta fly!
You see, ladies, the trick is to
always come prepared for anything!
And it helps to have
just the right outfit!
The man's right.
What always cheers me up
is a new dress!
Oh! How about a chic hairdo
to complete the ensemble?
What?
No!
Oh, no!
I hate my life.
It's dead.
Can't you plant
another one?
How? Where do you get seeds
for a magical plant?
Unless...
I wonder if its diamonds
could be its seeds!
Hey, yeah!
The friendship necklaces!
It's no use!
The concert!
Hey, look!
Whoa!
Oh!
Excuse me!
Pardon me! Coming through!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Hey, Meribella!
I'd like to dedicate this next
song to my two new sisters,
Princesses Trevi
and Meredith.
They taught me
that the secret
to writing new songs
is a good pillow fight.
And to my new best friend, Her
Royal Highness, Princess Tori!
Thank you.
Hey, Meribella!
I found myself today
And now I'm glad to say
I'm living life
straight from the heart
Oh, what a gift to see
I'm lucky to be me
And now I just
can't wait to start
I keep on rising up
No coming down
So hang on for the ride
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
It's a beautiful view
From up here in the sky
There's nothing we can't do
Together me and you
Look how high we can fly
Oh, oh
Look how high we can fly
On this perfect day
Nothing standing in my way
On this perfect day
When nothing can go wrong
It's the perfect day
Tomorrow's gonna come too soon
I could stay
Forever as I am
On this perfect day
It's the perfect day
And besides updating Meribella's irrigation
systems against future droughts,
we are also establishing a social
services program for our kingdom's needy.
From now on, I,
Princess Victoria,
intend to use my voice to help those
who feel they don't have a voice,
to make Meribella
a better place to live.
Thank you.
Meribella!
Put your hands up for me!
Come on!
Here we are
Let's go!
Here we are
One, two, three, four!
Here we are
Being who we want
Be who we want
Giving what we got
Give what we got
Never a doubt now
Never a doubt now
Here we go
Burning like a spark
Burn like a spark
Light up the dark
Here we go
Here we are
Being who we want
Be who we want
Giving what we got
Give what we got
Never a doubt now
Never a doubt now
Here we go
Burning like a spark
Burn like a spark
Light up the dark again
Again
Again
Again and again and again
Again and again
Again
Again
Again and again
and again and again
Here we go!
I played for fun
Made up the words
Nobody heard
But now I see
All eyes on me
And suddenly
I'm in a dream
I got a feeling now
Everything's right somehow
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burnin' like a spark
Light up the dark again
Isn't she great,
Vanessa?
Victoria! What are
you doing out here?
Aunt Amelia!
Oh, please, can't I go down to the
concert, just for a little bit?
Absolutely not!
We have guests.
Now come.
And please do something
with your hair!
Royal reception
number nine.
I wake up in the morning
Like the duchess says
When you're gonna
live your life right
I know she thinks
That I'm the fortunate one
But princesses
wanna have fun
Oh princesses wanna have
That's all we really want
Is some fun
When the royal day is done
Oh princesses wanna have fun
I'm steppin' up
Right to the top
That's how I'm wired
I take it higher
I'm in control
I broke the mold
The girl you see
Is up to me
I'm lifting off the ground
Finding the perfect sound
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burnin' like a spark
Light up the dark again
Again
Again
Again and again and again
Hey, Meribellal
lam pumped
to be here
performing at your kingdom's
500th anniversary!
Princesses wanna have fun
Oh princesses wanna have fun
There's a star
that's right inside you
So come on and let it out
Find out what you're about
andjust shout
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burnin' like a spark
Light up the dark again
We just wanna
We just wanna
We just wanna
We just wanna
We just wanna
We just wanna
Princesses wanna have fun
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burnin' like a spark
Light up the dark
Again
We just wanna
We just wanna
We just wanna
Again and again
And again and again
That was hilarious!
That was the
awesomest thing ever!
Did you see
her face?
I hope we didn't
hurt her feelings.
Oh, she doesn't get hurt
feelings, Meredith.
The main thing is...
Wasn't that great?
Meredith.
Trevi.
Now, you'd both better
scoot to your rooms.
Auntie A will be stomping her
way up Anger Avenue any minute.
See you later!
Bye, Tori!
Keira! Keira! Keira!
Nora!
Tell Phil to kill the snow
on the Fiery Ice intro.
And the drums came in late
again on Rock And Rule...
Remind Kevin that naptime's
after the show, okay?
And what's up with the sets
for the live broadcast?
Here are the designs.
You want the trees
royal purple
or Tokyo violet?
Royal Purple.
And move my Billboard interview to
Saturday, right after the broadcast.
Wonderful show tonight,
Keira, dear!
Your best ever!
I had chills!
Hey, Crider, have you
lined up the cameras?
Um...
The record company
was just a tad concerned
about the budget.
Budget?
Crider, I've been
working my tail off
for the last two years
to get this broadcast.
It'll take my career
to the next level,
which makes it massively
important that it be perfect!
Perfect! Absolutely!
You're so right!
Keira, there's a tea
tomorrow at the castle
for everyone involved
in the festival.
The princess has
requested your presence.
I smell
a photo op!
The princess?
At the castle?
Let's do it.
Daniel!
I need some new choreography
for Saturday's special.
Make it something
like this.
You got it.
Did you forget
where you're going,
or is there
something else?
Well... Yes.
The record company
called again.
And while they loved, loved,
loved your new album photos,
they're, um.
Still wondering when they
can hear some of the, uh...
Songs.
Naturally, as your
manager, I told them...
As my manager,
you told them that the songs
aren't ready to be heard yet.
And that I'll let them
know when they are.
That's exactly
what I told them.
You know,
you work so hard.
Perhaps, you should take a
break, let me run things.
Now, back when my name
was up in lights...
Gotta go, Seymour.
Please don't
call me Seymour.
Guess, I better actually
write those songs.
I don't get it, Riff.
Writing songs
used to be easy.
Fun, even.
If only
I didn't have
all this other garbage.
Lights, sound,
scheduling, payroll, check,
double-check,
make it work!
Don't get me
wrong, Riff.
I mean, I'm a star, I'm
livin' the dream, right?
It's just...
I don't know, sometimes I
wonder what it would be like
to just let go.
Princess Victoria.
Now there's a sweet gig.
Lives in a castle,
everything done for her.
She's probably never
worked a day in her life.
Tori? Tori, open the
door this instant!
Auntie A. Do come in.
Enough is enough!
I promised your dear mother I would
raise you to be a proper princess.
But now you and your
gang of tiny thugs
have turned a royal occasion
into a laughing-stock!
Oh?
Has some misfortune
befallen you?
Don't play the
innocent with me!
This has your mark
all over it.
I was willing to overlook the
exploding cupcakes at tea
and the skunk
at the embassy ball!
I even made excuses
when you hid the
Prime Minister's teeth.
Just his uppers!
Princess Victoria Bethany
Evangeline Renee,
you are almost 18!
It's time you started acting
like a princess of the realm,
not some silly schoolgirl!
Forgive me,
Aunt Amelia.
I'm just having
a bit of fun, that's all.
Fun? You're a Royal.
Duty and responsibility
come before fun.
Have you even begun your
commemoration speech for next week?
Um... Sort of.
Except for the part after
"Ladies and gentlemen. "
As I thought!
I'm returning
to our guests.
And since you refuse to
take your duties seriously,
you can just stay
in your room all night
and write that speech.
But, Aunt Amelia...
Not another word!
I am sorry.
Good night, Auntie.
"Ladies and Gentlemen,
distinguished guests,
"500 years ago, our kingdom
began its rule, and... "
Insert speech here.
"You're a Royal,
"duty and responsibility
come before fun. "
Ugh.
Look at her
In the spotlight
I love her purple hair
She can do
What she wants to
As crazy as she dares
She doesn't
need to be polite
I wish I had her life
Then I would be so free
I wish I had her life
I'd be another me
Look at her
In the throne room
Every hair just right
She has tea
In the morning
And bon bons every night
Wouldn't that be nice?
I wish I had her life
Then I would be so free
I wish I had her life
I'd be another me
They'd do my nails
I'd stroll the grounds
I would wear
Whatever
And then I'd rock
Have time for me
It just might happen
Never
I wish I had her life
Then I would be so free
And everything
would suddenly be
Just the way that
I dreamed it could be
I wish I had her life
I wish I had her life
I wish I had her life
I wish I had her life
Oh
Oh
So beautiful and bright
I wish I had her life
Trust me, sir,
Keira's new songs
are fabulous,
best she's ever written!
Shejust, er,
needs a little more time.
I've been helping her
as best I can,
but you know
how these stars are.
As a former star myself,
I can tell you...
Crider, your job is to keep
that little diva in line!
You tell her if I don't hear some new
hit tunes on the broadcast Saturday,
she can start looking
for another record company!
But, but, Mr. Limburger...
And you can go back
to managing Uncle Herman
and His Talking Pig!
Thai vappy Pig
still owes me 40 bucks.
What in the...
Argh!
Rupert!
Something you wanted,
Mr. Crider?
Oh, you found it!
Still got a good few
chews left, looks like.
Get it off.
Oh, right.
Quick as a bunny.
"Keep that little diva
in line," he says.
How am I supposed to make that
whiny warbler do anything?
She runs the show
like a drill sergeant!
"Crider, curl my wigs!
"Crider, take my breath mint!
"Crider, stop stealing
my jewelry!"
Things were different
when I was a star...
I mean, back then, people
respected real talent.
Ah!
Ow!
Oh.
Rupert, do you know
I was beloved?
Yeah, yeah.
A beloved idol of millions.
I was the beloved
idol of millions.
The finest boy singer on the
Chipper Chipmunk Show.
Until...
That tragic day.
I'm a chipper chipmunk
And that was that.
My singing career was over.
Kaput. Finished.
A has been at 14.
To this day I have
nightmares of chipmunks,
their toothy smiles
taunting me.
A tragic tale,
Mr. Crider.
I get a lump in me throat
every time you tell it.
Which is quite a bit.
It's all so...
So very unfair, Rupert.
If only somehow I had the
means to restart my career.
All I need is
one lucky break.
Or a rich widow.
Oh, Mr. Crider,
how you go on!
But surely you must
have been a ballerina!
That form, that grace!
Oh, you are
such a atterer!
And you say you were
a singer on this...
"Squeaky Squirrel" show?
Chipmunk.
"Chipper Chipmunk. "
But I don't like
to talk about myself.
And this drought has been
hard on the entire region.
Our reservoirs are
only 30% of normal,
and our vineyards
are withering.
Your Royal Highness,
may I present
Miss Keira.
This is so cool!
So you're a real
live princess.
Awesome.
You're Keira!
I am absolutely your
very biggest fan ever!
Thanks.
Would you like a tour?
Love to!
But aren't you supposed to
be hostessing or something?
Oh. Right.
Um...
Look, everyone!
An all you can eat
caviar buffet!
Hello!
I'm Prince Li... Hmm.
This way,
we'll start with my room.
Ta-da!
Whoa.
There's more me in here
than in my house.
Mmm-hmm.
Your guitar,
your albums,
most of your fashion line.
I wore this in my
first music video.
It's still
my very favorite!
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burnin' like a spark
Light up the dark again
Not too shabby
for a princess.
Hey, want to join me
on stage for a number?
The tabloids will go nuts.
Thanks,
but I'm no performer.
I'd be freaked
to face a real audience.
But you...
You must love it.
Sure, it's all
I ever wanted.
But, I dunno, it used
to be more about music.
Now, it's different.
But, Keira,
you're a star!
And you're a princess!
When I was little, I always
dreamed of being a princess!
I'd be wearing
a ball gown and a tiara.
Want to try mine?
Riff!
Use your inside bark!
Sorry.
He's my baby.
I bring him everywhere.
Riff, Sit!
He's cute.
Look, Vanessa, Keira
brought a friend for you!
I read you've been performing
since you were six.
When I was six, my biggest
job was keeping my tiara...
Hi! Nice digs.
I'm Riff! Who are you?
I am Vanessa Victoria
Fluffy-pie.
Are you always like this?
Like what?
Got any squeaky toys?
Soggy tennis balls?
Mmm, you smell nice!
There.
Oh, yeah.
And I've got just
the outfit to go with it.
Formal gown number nine!
Oh. So that's how you
make those quick changes!
A magic microphone!
I have something
like that.
Keira pop hair
number five!
A magic hairbrush!
Very cool.
New hairdo's for every
royal occasion.
And a few non-royal ones!
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
You look just like me!
Whoa!
There you are!
Huh?
Huh?
The guests are all
asking about you!
You need to
return at once!
Oh, no, no, I'm...
Princess Tori,
of Meribella!
Your Highness!
Whoa...
This can't be good.
Are you kidding?
It's delicious!
Now. Mingle.
Yoo-hoo!
Oh, Mister Crider!
Ready for an
awesome entrance...
Princess?
Oh, man, it's just
like I dreamed.
Her Royal Highness,
Princess Victoria Bethany
Evangeline Renee
has returned!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Are you all right,
Your Highness?
Did you break anything?
I mean,
besides my spleen.
I'm good.
Nobody saw that, right?
Pff, you kidding?
It's our secret.
Tori! Tori!
Who?
Are you hurt?
Oh, I'm fine. Really.
I'm great, Mister, uh...
Father.
Mister Father.
Thank goodness!
You had me worried.
Keira?
Yes?
I'm a huge fan!
Me too!
Not as big as Tori,
mind you.
Oh, thank you.
What lovely stationery?
Autograph.
Oh! Of course!
An autograph.
Here you go.
"Love Tori"?
We never did
finish our tour!
Oh, but actually,
you're the princess today,
so you should
give the tour.
As you wish,
Your Highness.
And this priceless
silver-handle fan
was a gift from the King of
Spain to my great grandmama.
You know, they were
quite the item.
Hmm,
delicate yet saucy.
Not unlike you,
my dear Duchess.
Or, may I call you,
Amelia?
Oh, Mr. Crider,
please do!
And to our left is the future
site of the Royal Taco Hut.
Actually, it is
something pretty cool.
Can you keep a secret?
A mondo big one?
Uh, sure.
If you can't trust a fake
princess, who can you trust?
Follow me.
Wow.
This is definitely
no Taco Hut.
It's a Diamond Gardenia.
It's 500 years old
and it grows real diamonds!
Most of our people
think it's just a legend.
Except for the Royal Family
and now you.
And the tiny
flying people?
They're garden fairies. They
take care of all the plants.
Oh, they're adorable.
Yes, but they get rather cranky
if you mess with the gardenia.
It blooms just once
every five years.
It's diamonds help pay for
schools and you know, stuff.
Now, over here is a rare,
black pearl letter opener.
Hmm. Curious.
Mr. Crider, excuse me
for just a moment.
Now, don't move a muscle.
Not a pinky, Amelia.
Keira, look!
Hey, thanks,
tiny dancers!
These rock.
These will be our
friendship necklaces.
Tori?
Are you mad, bringing
an outsider in here?
You know the rules.
No one but the Royal Family
is allowed in this garden!
And you reveal it
to a perfect stranger?
CRIDERI Oh...
Now hold on!
You can't talk that way
to Keira's friend,
the princess,
and if the princess
could speak,
which she can't because
she's, er, speechless,
she would say
that you are being
a royal party pooper!
I rest my case.
Oh.
Sometimes I don't know
who that girl is!
Problem, my dear?
You wouldn't believe it.
Now, where were we
with our tour?
I believe I was
telling you
how radiant you look
in every room of the castle.
That was close!
I thought she'd
ground us both!
That may be the scariest
woman I've ever met.
And today was a good day!
Look, this was awesome,
but I've got a tour
to obsess over,
so let's change back before
your Aunt gets any more...
Well, thank goodness
that silliness is over!
Silliness?
Silliness?
What silliness?
Do you like bacon?
Why does it have to end?
Well, for one thing,
I've got a concert
to do tonight.
Not to mention contracts
to sign, an interview...
But what about tomorrow?
We could change
places in the morning,
and spend the whole day
being each other!
Oh, this is a bad idea
on so many levels.
I know just what you mean.
Wait, no I don't.
Ah! There's that tail.
Look, I really don't think...
Keira, wouldn't
it be amazing
just for one day to take
a break from being you?
Tori...
It'd be magical!
I'd get to be a pop star
for a whole day!
And you'd get
to be a princess!
Let's do it!
This is gonna be great!
But I don't know the first
thing about being a princess.
It's easy!
All you have to do
is follow a few simple rules.
To be a princess
Is to know which spoon to use
To be a princess
Is a thousand pairs of shoes!
Have your breakfast
served in bed
Wear some diamonds
on your head
Get a foot massage
And mani-pedi too
To be a princess
is to live a dream come true
Curtsey when princes
come to call
Wear a new gown
to every ball
AH through the day
there's just one way
You must behave
Pose with a feather
in your hat
Stretch on a golden yoga mat
Bend from above
and always wear your gloves
And wave!
Shoulders back
And tummy in and
Pinky out and
Lift the chin and
Slowly turn your head
from side to side
Breathing gently
Stepping lightly
Smile brightly
Nod politely
Do everything
you do with pride
Glide!
To be a princess
Is to wear your family crest
To be a princess
Is to always do your best.
To be a popstar
Is to know which mic to use
To be a popstar
Is to not fall off your shoes
To rehearse until it's right
Give a great show every night
And have room service
with anything you choose
To be a popstar
Is to love your great reviews
Take in the latest
fashion show
Fly for a lunch to Mexico
No time for friends
except your dog
And your guitar
Tweet everyone
your latest news
Sit for a thousand interviews
Love every fan
No matter how bizarre they are
Here's a camera
There's a camera
And a camera and a camera
And another autograph to sign
Love Keira
Change your clothes
and strike a pose and
Work the crowd and
take a bow and
Don't forget to
post it all online
Shine!
To be a popstar
Is to never act your age
To be a popstar
Is to make the world
your stage
Shoulders back and
Strike a pose and
Pinky out and
Change your clothes and
Slowly turn your head
from side to side
{see now
Here's a camera
Stepping lightly
There's a camera
Nod politely
Do everything
you do with pride
Glide!
To be a princess
Is to always do your best
To be a popstar
Is to leave them all
Impressed
Ready?
Ready.
You should have seen
those diamonds, Rupert!
Hundreds of them, just
sitting there, glittering!
Me, I don't hold
with littering.
Back in the day, Mick and
Keith would always tell me
"Litter free, that's for me. "
Ow.
Glittering, not
littering, you baboon!
Would you please listen?
Ah...
I can hear the ocean.
It's like they were
calling my name.
"Crider! Handsome,
talented superstar!
"Take us away!"
With those diamonds, I could
afford to mount a stage show
that would put me back
in the spotlight,
and finally chase that cheesy
chipmunk out of my dreams.
There must be a way.
Sun's up
A little after 12:00
Make breakfast for myself
Leave the work
for someone else
People say
They say that
it's just a phase
They tell me to act my age
Well I am!
On this perfect day
Nothing's standing in my way
On this perfect day
When nothing can go wrong
It's the perfect day
Tomorrow's gonna come too soon
I could stay
Forever as I am
On this perfect day
Sun's down
A little after 10:00
I pick up all my friends
In my Mercedes Benz
Wake up
Don't tell me
it's just a dream
'Cause when I've had enough
You'll hear me say
Now don't you try
to rain on my
Perfect day
Nothing's standing
in my way
On this perfect day
When nothing can go wrong
It's the perfect day
Tomorrow's gonna
come too soon
I could stay
Forever as I am
On this perfect day
I'm in the race
but I've already won
And getting there
can be half the fun
So don't stop me
till I'm good and done
Don't you try to rain on my
Perfect day
Perfect day
On this perfect day
Yeah!
On this perfect day
Keira! Keira!
You never said which headpiece for
the Smoke And Mirrors number.
Oh, I don't know.
You choose.
Surprise me!
Uh... I choose?
Come on, Riff.
I can't remember
the last time
I just strolled
through Meribella.
You're "it"!
Tori! Come play!
Oh, no, no,
that's okay.
You guys are
having fun.
C'mon! You're "it"!
You're "it"!
Confession.
I'm not 100% sure
how to play this.
You've played it
a billion times!
More than that!
A zillion!
Just try to find us!
Okay, go!
Huh. I don't remember ever being
around here before, Riff.
Excuse me!
Can you tell me the way
back to the marina?
Hey, you're Keira!
Look, Charlotte!
Keira!
Awesome!
Hey, can you
sign my T-shirt?
I really, really wanted
to go see your concert!
Well, there's one more
show tomorrow night,
maybe you can still
see her, er, me.
I wish!
But my dad says
we can't afford it.
Mine, too.
Bummer, huh?
Lots of folks can't
afford stuff right now.
You know,
since the big drought.
Drought? Is that
still going on?
Oh, yeah. It wiped out
all the vineyards this year.
Dad says everyone's
struggling to get by.
I... Didn't know.
Well, I guess you'd have to live
in Meribella to know about it.
Yes.
I guess you would.
Gotcha!
That was awesome!
But we'd better all
get ready for tonight.
Okay.
Are you gonna keep
pretending to be Tori?
What?
On earth? Are you...
You know?
Of course.
If you were Tori, you would
have cheated by now.
It's okay.
We won't tell.
Pillow fight!
And then I sneezed every last
petal off that lady's flower!
Who knew I was
allergic to dahlias?
And I
must have tried on
every single one
of your costumes!
Poor Nora is convinced
you've gone loco!
Oh, speaking of loco,
your aunt is all up in my face
about practicing some speech.
Oh, that. The dreaded
commemoration speech.
I don't suppose
you'd like to give it?
And by give it,
I also mean write it.
Only if I can sing it.
You know,
I've gotta tell you...
This has been the
coolest day I've had in...
Forever.
Oh, me, too!
It's been amazing.
I learned more about
my kingdom today
than I have in the
last 17 years!
Yeah. Too bad
this day is over.
Unless...
You'd want to keep it
going one more day?
You're on.
Perfect!
The live broadcast
is tomorrow,
so we'll need to
change back early.
Of course.
I only wish more people could
afford to go to your show.
Seems like they're a lot
worse off than I knew.
Well, how about we make
the last concert a free one?
I'll work out
the details.
For reals?
Oh, thank you so much!
Hey, it's the least a princess
can do for you common folk.
See you tomorrow, Tori!
And that goes
for Mrs. Limburger, too!
What? Why, you...
Crider, you're through!
Through with you
and on to stardom!
I'm taking off, baby.
Like a super nova
on top of a shooting star!
You can't handle this.
But you can handle the
broadcast all by yourself!
I love show business!
You mean you're not gonna
stay for the show tonight?
Ugh, I've had it with playing
nursemaid to that prima donna.
I've got a new career
to launch!
Once I get those
diamonds tonight,
it's gonna be
"See ya later!"
Picture it, Rupert.
Up there in lights.
"Crider!
The Legend Returns!"
With Rupert, his bestest
buddy and life-long pal.
Now, let's see...
Expenses.
I'll need new songs, backup
singers, a swagger coach,
gold fillings... No, no,
no, diamond fillings!
Tonight we go back
and grab that plant!
Everyone will be
at the concert,
so the castle will be
practically empty.
Look how high we can fly!
"Look how high we can fly. "
Look how high we can fly
I lost myself today
All work no time to play
I'm holding on to what I know
Then this discovery
Blindfolded, I could see
I'm catching on
by letting go
And now I'm rising up
No coming down
So hang on for the ride
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
We can see everything
From up here in the sky
We've got the perfect view
Together me and you
Look how high we can fly
Words come so easily
Hard to believe it's me
With every breath
the feeling grows
Take time to make time stop
Unplug, turn off the clock
The less you try
the more it flows
I don't need to live
in a fancy castle
That isn't where I should be
Open up my heart and where
it leads I'll follow
Up high where I can be free
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
We can see everything
From up here in the sky
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
We can surf on the wind
So completely alive
There's nothing we can't do
Together me and you
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
One hour!
One hour to show time!
Ugh.
I presume you have finished
writing your speech?
Ah, my dog ate it?
Ugh.
You can just stay in your room
all night and write that speech!
Huh?
Hey!
Let me out!
Not until you've learned
some manners, young lady!
No, no,
you don't understand!
I've got to get
to the concert!
Look, I'm not the princess!
I'm Keira!
It's too late for
more of your pranks.
Come on, Tori!
Hey, it's Tori! I'm out princessing
right now, so just leave a message!
Tori, it's Keira. There's kind of
a situation and we need to talk.
Call me when
you get this!
Ten minutes to curtain!
And Limburger is here to supervise
the broadcast personally.
You have been warned.
Who?
Hilarious. Nine minutes.
Oh, uh, thanks!
Where is she, Riff?
Something's wrong.
And where's my phone?
I can't do this.
Come on, Tori.
Keira.
Tough tacos. She's not
my problem anymore.
Let's sit
right in front!
Maybe Keira
will see us!
Hey, it's Tori! I'm out princessing
right now, so just leave a message!
My limo?
Not now, Vanessa.
What are they doing here?
Crider!
Crider! Crider!
Oh!
Quiet, Vanessa, please
I'm trying to think.
There's just gotta be
a way out of here.
Yeah, yeah,
I know, that's me.
And not even
my best picture.
We won't be
a minute, Captain.
The Duchess sent me back
to fetch her spectacles.
You know how she is.
I thought we were here
for the diam...
Ow!
Yes, Mr. Crider.
Ooh!
Keira! Keira, where are you?
Keira, you're on
in 30 seconds!
Oh, no!
That's funny. This
always works in movies.
We're getting close, Rupert.
Look for a panel
with a gardenia.
Ha!
Now that's a gardenia
if ever I saw one.
Now we just have to figure
out how to open it.
Go do it Rupert.
Be snappy!
Right-o, Mr. Crider.
Put some muscle
into it!
Doh! Pity that.
Go find something
we can open it with!
All right.
Keira! You're on!
No, no,
you don't understand!
I can't! Not today,
maybe tomorrow.
What? These people have been
waiting hours to see you!
It's your responsibility
to give them a show!
Where is she? Tell her to get
her behind on stage. Now!
Ah! Rupert! There's got to be
a way to get this door open.
Oh!
Good job, Rupert!
Keira, please stop being such
a princess and get out there!
Limburger's having a fit.
That guy can
destroy your career!
Keira's career.
Vanessa, shh!
Keira! Keira!
Okay.
Come on!
Whoa!
Ka-ching!
Ah...
What are you doing?
Sorry.
Ahem.
When I was young
I played for fun
Made up the words
Nobody heard
But now I see
All eyes on me
And suddenly
I'm in a dream
I've got a feeling now
Everything's right somehow
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I've got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burning like a spark
Light up the dark again
I'm stepping up
Right to the top
That's how I'm wired
I take it higher
I'm in control
I broke the mold
The girl you see
is up to me
I'm lifting off the ground
Finding the perfect sound
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I've got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burning like a spark
Light up the dark again
Again
Again
Again and again and again
That's right.
Do it your way.
Vanessa! What has
gotten into you?
All right! Vanessa,
why didn't you tell me?
There's a star
that's right inside you
So come on and let it out
Find out what you're about
and just shout
Here I am!
Being who I want
Giving what I've got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burning like a spark
Light up the dark again
Here I am
Being who I want
Giving what I've got
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burning like a spark
Light up the dark again
What did I tell you?
Now that's why she's a star!
Never a doubt now
Here I go
Burning like a spark
Light up the dark again
Again
Again
Again and again and again
and again and again
Hello, Meribellal
Woo-hoo!
I never dreamed
I'd be up here...
Be up here in such
a fantastic kingdom!
You have the coolest
princesses in the universe!
In fact, Princess Tori in
particular is really awesome.
And often misunderstood.
Mostly by her Aunt.
But Tori still loves her.
One, two, three, four!
Sun's up
a little after 12:00
Make breakfast for myself
Leave the work
for someone else
Where is she?
Come to Papa!
Shoo! Rupert!
Do something!
Got it covered! Brought some
bug spray just in case!
That's not bug spray!
It's hair spray!
And strawberry-scented.
I hate strawberries!
Oh, anyway,
it did the job.
And I might add, your hair
does look touchably soft.
Never mind!
Grab the plant!
How deep does this thing go?
Time to cut the roots.
Oh, princesses wanna have fun
The gardenia!
And now,
a brief intermission!
Sing amongst yourselves!
What?
What's she doing?
Go to commercial!
Now, to the boat!
That'll work.
Sergeant! To the castle!
Right away!
I'm sorry, miss, but this carriage
is for the Royal Family only.
Oh. Of course. Hang on.
There. Now, to the castle,
double time!
I'd better check
with His Majesty.
I'm His Majesty!
Her Majesty!
Your... Ugh! Never mind,
I'll drive it myself!
Wait!
I was hoping
to run into you.
Yesterday was so much fun.
Uh-huh, that's nice. Hyah!
Whoa!
Are... Are we rushing
anywhere in particular?
Or just trying to make me...
lose my lunch?
I've got to rescue
a magical diamond plant!
Okay, fine,
forget I asked.
Hyah!
Excuse me, but I think
that belongs to my kingdom!
Going somewhere?
Hey! Now she's over there!
There's princesses
everywhere! Hold me!
Um, which one
of you do I like?
Uh...
Her.
Now why don't you hand
over that plant, Seymour?
Keira?
Seymour?
Don't call me that!
Oh!
Hyah!
Smart thinkin',
Mr. Crider!
You'll be comin' back
for me, right?
Handsome Prince Liam saves
the damsels in distress.
Hey! Where'd the damsels go?
So long, suckers!
Gotta fly!
You see, ladies, the trick is to
always come prepared for anything!
And it helps to have
just the right outfit!
The man's right.
What always cheers me up
is a new dress!
Oh! How about a chic hairdo
to complete the ensemble?
What?
No!
Oh, no!
I hate my life.
It's dead.
Can't you plant
another one?
How? Where do you get seeds
for a magical plant?
Unless...
I wonder if its diamonds
could be its seeds!
Hey, yeah!
The friendship necklaces!
It's no use!
The concert!
Hey, look!
Whoa!
Oh!
Excuse me!
Pardon me! Coming through!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Hey, Meribella!
I'd like to dedicate this next
song to my two new sisters,
Princesses Trevi
and Meredith.
They taught me
that the secret
to writing new songs
is a good pillow fight.
And to my new best friend, Her
Royal Highness, Princess Tori!
Thank you.
Hey, Meribella!
I found myself today
And now I'm glad to say
I'm living life
straight from the heart
Oh, what a gift to see
I'm lucky to be me
And now I just
can't wait to start
I keep on rising up
No coming down
So hang on for the ride
Look how high we can fly
Look how high we can fly
It's a beautiful view
From up here in the sky
There's nothing we can't do
Together me and you
Look how high we can fly
Oh, oh
Look how high we can fly
On this perfect day
Nothing standing in my way
On this perfect day
When nothing can go wrong
It's the perfect day
Tomorrow's gonna come too soon
I could stay
Forever as I am
On this perfect day
It's the perfect day
And besides updating Meribella's irrigation
systems against future droughts,
we are also establishing a social
services program for our kingdom's needy.
From now on, I,
Princess Victoria,
intend to use my voice to help those
who feel they don't have a voice,
to make Meribella
a better place to live.
Thank you.
Meribella!
Put your hands up for me!
Come on!
Here we are
Let's go!
Here we are
One, two, three, four!
Here we are
Being who we want
Be who we want
Giving what we got
Give what we got
Never a doubt now
Never a doubt now
Here we go
Burning like a spark
Burn like a spark
Light up the dark
Here we go
Here we are
Being who we want
Be who we want
Giving what we got
Give what we got
Never a doubt now
Never a doubt now
Here we go
Burning like a spark
Burn like a spark
Light up the dark again
Again
Again
Again and again and again
Again and again
Again
Again
Again and again
and again and again
Here we go!