Barkers: Mind the Cats! (2020) Movie Script

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(light dings)
(ethereal music)
(ethereal music continues)
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(gentle music)
(curious music)
(curious music continues)
(gentle music)
(gentle music fades)
(crowd cheering)
(beak pecking)
(upbeat music)
(all shouting)
- Smile for the selfie!
(riders laughing)
(upbeat music continues)
Not my phone!
(KID gasps)
- I got it.
(laughing)
(upbeat music continues)
(gasps) A birdie.
(balloon pops)
(screaming)
(roller coaster revs)
(screaming)
(all laughing)
(car whooshes)
(gentle music)
KID: Zoom.
Zoom.
Zip.
Zoo!
Zip.
Zoom, zoom, zoom.
(bright music)
(sighs)
(bright music continues)
(gadget whirs)
Hey Alex, you wanna play ball?
ALEX: - Ah! Get back here.
- Whoops.
- Ah, geez.
What'd you do that for, Kid?
I'm doing something important.
- Can't you play a little?
Pretty please?
- I don't have time today.
We'll have lots of time to
play at Grandpa's house.
How does that sound?
- (sighs) Okay, then.
Game over I'm bailing
I'm walking out the door
- Rosie! Rosie!
You wanna play?
Never forget me
I'm never coming back
Yet Cupid's arrow
gave me a heart attack
Hey, hey
Don't you leave me this way
Stay, stay
Be a good dog and stay
Real deal is the
love that we feel
Stay, we'll be
good dogs and heel
(Rose yelps)
- Kid.
What do you want?
I'm trying to dance here.
- That's what you were doing?
Thought you had
fleas in your pants.
Come play with me.
- No, no, no, no.
Not right now.
I'm busy perfecting my moves
for "Pomeranian's Got Talent."
Later we'll play at Grandpa's.
(playful music)
- LIZA: Look, I'm glowing.
That's the face of a queen.
Or maybe a celebrity.
The next Kim Cockapoo.
Hey, listen up!
I need tea now.
- Liza, who are
you bossing around?
- I'm just practicing for
when I have assistants.
- You wanna play with me?
- All appointment requests
must go through my secretary.
Ugh.
(royal music fades)
(sighs)
(tense music)
- MAX: Get ready 'cause
it's time for fun.
(Max grunts)
(Max laughs)
Let's see what we got.
Aw.
Not a single new subscriber yet.
Hmm.
Looks like I need ideas.
Hmm.
What else can I do?
I thought people
loved dumb gags.
- Hello. Wanna play?
- Kid!
I need your help.
What do you think?
Help me become famous.
I need more views.
- Uh.
He's famous.
You could be like Super Dog.
(adventurous music)
- That's it.
You're a genius.
Oh yeah!
- Hooray!
So that means you can play now?
- [Max] Nope.
(Kid sighs)
- Hi, I'm Kid Barker
and I've never made
a video before,
but lemme tell you
about something I love.
I have the best
siblings in the world.
It's gonna be summer soon,
and then we're gonna
play all the time.
- Hey!
Paws off the vlogging
equipment, little buddy.
That stuff's for big kids only.
- Okay, sorry.
Just trying to get views.
- That's real nice.
Next time, just turn it on.
(Max chuckles)
Oh, brother.
I know.
Here, you can borrow
this for a while.
(Kid laughing)
- Hey, hey, hey.
(upbeat music)
Welcome back to my
channel, everybody.
Back again with
your favorite vlog.
And get ready, guys,
'cause your boy's got
something super crazy planned.
Or more like Super Dog
or, well, you know what I mean.
Yeah.
With strength, power,
and smarts too.
Still watching?
Well, that's good
'cause there's just
one thing I still need.
A jet pack.
Where can I find one?
I know where to go.
Don't click away.
This nerd here is
my brother Alex.
He's real smart at
that science stuff.
Watch.
Hey, make me a jet pack.
- Can it wait?
This is important.
It's the culmination of
my whole life's work.
- Yeah, sure, dude.
You haven't even
lived that long.
What's this thing? Does it move?
How about this? I'm a poke it.
Poke.
- No, don't touch that.
(Alex groaning)
What did you do?
(Max laughs)
(Alex grunting)
- [Alex] That's mine!
- [Max] Got the grabby thing.
Let's play Grab the Scientist.
- Okay, fine, I'll
make it for you.
A jet pack.
Just leave me alone.
Gimme that.
- You heard it here first.
He's really gonna
make me a jet pack.
Stay tuned for more
super cool updates.
Maybe my next vlog will
be 2000 feet in the air.
Better hit subscribe.
Peace out.
Super vlogger Max up and away.
Catch you next time.
(Max howls)
(bright upbeat music)
(Kid grunting)
(Kid laughs)
- We're here!
- I can't believe it!
(all laughing)
I forgot how huge it is.
I feel like a pop star!
(all laughing)
- Seven, eight, nine.
- Rosie!
Our time capsule is still here.
- Liza, look. I found our dolls.
I forgot how cute they are.
(upbeat bright music continues)
- My very own laboratory.
Now I can finally work in peace.
(Alex sneezes)
- Hey, don't start without me.
I'm coming!
(upbeat bright music continues)
- Hey, watch it.
Quit that shaking.
- Sorry.
I'm trying.
- Then try harder.
- It's this hill.
It's so huge.
- I never said it'd be easy.
(Fluffy grunting)
(Fluffy yells)
- That's good.
Relax.
This was our first test.
(Fluffy laughs)
(Smokie screams)
(Fluffy gasping)
(Smokie screaming)
(Fluffy whimpers)
(tense music)
(Smokie laughing)
That look on your face.
Priceless.
It was just a trick.
Got ya.
The hill, the boat.
I planned all of it.
Get it?
- (laughs) Good one.
But who put the boat here?
- Good point.
How did it get here?
- I remember, Granny told me.
The old sailor who lives there
takes his grandkids
on boat rides.
It's gotta be his.
- I don't like it.
This is our place.
We're the only
ones who swim here.
- Oh, this is a public dock.
- [Smokie] What'd you just say?
- But they should know better.
- Exactly.
We don't want visitors.
No way.
Let's get to our field.
(birds chirping)
- Yay!
Now that we're here,
everyone will play with me!
(birds chirping)
Grandpa, you first.
- First for what?
- Well, I'm gonna play
with everyone here,
but you're up first.
(Grandpa laughs)
- So what are we playing?
- How about Laser Wag
or World of Wolf Craft?
- World Of what?
- Of Wolf Craft.
- Hmm. Can't say I know it.
Now when I was a kid,
we played like we
were brave warriors.
- [Kid] How'd you do it?
- Come on. I'll show you.
It's been a long time.
But they must be
around here somewhere.
Ah.
(soft music)
Ah, the slingshot.
The special kite.
And look,
this bow belonged to your dad.
- So cool.
How do you play Warriors?
(native folk music)
(horn blowing dramatically)
(Tim munching)
(all whooping)
(dramatic music)
(upbeat music)
(arrows whooshing)
(upbeat music continues)
(Native folk music)
(Kid grunts)
(Tim gasping)
Oh, I get it.
Can we play now?
(playful music)
- Huh?
What on earth?
What is this?
- (laughs) It's a swing.
- I'm not blind,
I'm just saying.
This place used
to be our lookout.
- Well, I guess someone else
must have found it
while we were gone.
- Someone else?
I bet my whiskers it's that
old hound's yippy grandkids.
- [Fluffy] Granny told me
they're called the Barkers.
- Ah, the Barkers.
Good to know.
- [Fluffy] Maybe they didn't
know this was our spot.
- Of course they did.
This was a direct attack on us.
Now quit stalling and help me.
Now first we're
gonna counter attack
by sabotaging their
little swing set.
(Fluffy grunting)
- And second?
- And second,
gotta learn more about
these shaggy dogs.
Let's see.
We've got Barkies, Barkos.
Ah-ha. Got 'em.
It appears one of these
Barkers has a vlog.
- Hey friends, just hold
out a little bit longer.
Barker's jet belt is on its way.
And any day now
we're gonna start
running our first test flights!
For now, hit me up with
some likes and stay tuned.
Max Barker out.
- What on Earth is a jet belt?
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
(peaceful music)
(playful music)
(gadget clicking)
(electricity crackling)
Huh.
Hmm.
(soft jazzy music)
- Ooh!
- Huh?
- Sure looks like
someone's been busy.
So it's done?
- Huh?
- My jet pack?
- Uh, not just yet.
It's like I said,
there's something, something
that I have to finish up first.
- What do you have to finish up?
You promised.
(both grunting)
- I know I did.
But first-
- There's no but first!
You promised.
First the jet pack,
then you work on this.
- Come on.
Just let me have it.
Fine. You win.
I'll work on it now.
- Now you're talking.
Here you go.
I know you'll keep your word.
- That's right, Max.
I'll take care of it.
- You mean you'll
take care of it first?
- Yes.
Now go.
- Hmm.
(swanky music)
Well, how's it going?
(Alex groans)
(swanky music)
(Alex groaning)
(upbeat dance music)
So is it ready?
(Alex whimpering)
(swanky music)
Surprise!
(Alex yelps)
- But where?
Where's my device?
Where'd you put it?
- Trashcan.
- What?
(classical piano music)
- Celebrity gossip.
I don't believe it.
Brad Pitbull is
getting divorced.
Prince Hawrry is
looking for a fiance.
Hmm?
Should I send him my picture?
I wonder.
He'd have to wait till
I grow up, of course.
I can picture it now.
Prince Hawrry arrives.
He's just dashing
and he asks me-
- [Kid] Well, Liza, you ready?
- (groans) It's you.
What do you want?
- I wanna play
Warriors with you.
- I don't have enough to do?
I have to peel these
potatoes for dinner.
Hmm.
Can I be in charge?
- I will be the leader.
And you'll tend to the hearth.
- I'm tending the hearth now.
No deal.
- I know!
How about this?
You're the princess and
you can even wear a tiara.
- Uh, I'll do it.
But you'll have to peel
all the potatoes while I-
- Yay!
I'll go round up everyone else.
- Hey!
You forgot these.
Well, in that case,
our deal is off.
- Hey!
Alex and Max, what
are you doin'?
(upbeat dance music)
- Come on, let's go.
- Where you going?
- Just you wait.
Just you wait.
(Alex grunts)
What now?
- Hey, Max, just quit your game.
Let's all play Warriors.
(upbeat dance music continues)
(Alex groaning)
Liza says she wants to play too.
- Hey, how about taking a break?
Let's all play Warriors.
- Oh, I'll show you Warriors!
Let me have that.
Uh, and that.
(Max grunts)
(Alex laughs)
- Give up now, Max.
- Which trash can
did you put it in?
- I never threw it away.
It's behind the greenhouse.
- (sighs) Behind the greenhouse.
- [Kid] What about
playing our game?
- Tough luck.
No warriors.
Alex won't play with us.
(swanky music)
Hey, how's it going?
(Alex yelps)
- Close call.
How do you expect me to
work under these conditions?
It's impossible to concentrate
with all these interruptions.
- What?
Who's interrupting you?
I'll take care of them.
- Tim! It's Tim!
- Yes. He made it!
Up here, Tim.
- Hey, Max. What's up?
- Are you on break?
- For the whole week.
- Pawesome!
- You believe it?
Tim's here for the whole week.
(Alex groans)
Don't worry, Alex.
I won't let anybody
else bother you.
Yelp if you need me.
No one will bug you
as long as I'm here.
(Alex sighs)
(Kid panting)
- Grandpa!
Have you seen Tim?
- No.
- He was just here.
Where could he have gone to?
- Have you seen Tim?
- I haven't.
- That's weird.
- Look, suddenly
everyone wants Tim.
- Yeah, Liza said
she'd play Warriors.
Now I have to find
Tim and Rosie.
- Oh, now I see.
Well keep searching then.
You have a mission.
(Tim beatboxing)
- Okay, now you go.
(Rosie beatboxing)
- (giggles) How was that?
- Pawesome.
You'll be like
NaPom-eranian in no time.
- That fits right in
with my superstar plan.
(mesmerizing dance music)
(audience cheering)
(mesmerizing music continues)
(mesmerizing music fades)
- Rosie, Rosie, you're
the best dancer ever.
And I wanted to...to say that...
That I...
Well, I...
- That you what?
- Nothing.
It's just something I
wanted to to say to you.
- Well then just say it then.
You can say anything to me.
I mean, Bob from school-
- What? Who is this Bob?
- Hey!
Finally I found you guys.
Yay!
And now the great
warrior Kid Barker
has captured you both.
- I was just gonna say
that he is a good dancer.
Okay?
- Who's a good dancer?
- Nobody.
- Okay, so you guys
aren't captured,
but I'd still like
you to play my game.
Tim, let's pretend
to be warriors.
- Kid, what are even doing
here all by yourself?
- I'm not all by myself.
I'm with you.
And you know, you promised
that you would play with me
when we got to Grandpa's house.
- Go home now.
- What?
(gentle somber music)
- [Tim] So what about Bob?
- Bob Schmob.
It doesn't matter.
It's just sort of cool
that he knows how to dance.
That's all.
(gentle music)
Well, it's true. Hmm.
- Bob from school.
Well, excuse me.
I'm outta here.
- I knew it.
No one's gonna play with me.
(gentle music continues)
(Kid sighs)
- All hopes and plans ruined.
A failure.
A six letter word.
- (sighs) Fiasco.
- That's it!
And now down.
The state of the
absence of light.
Four letters.
The second letter is A.
- Dark.
Are you done peeling potatoes?
- Dark. Of course.
Are you hungry?
- Uh-huh.
- We'll eat soon.
Go eat an apple.
- Can we play Warriors?
- What about Warriors?
Why don't you go play?
Can't you see I'm busy?
- Fine. I won't play
with you either.
- What?
- I won't play with anyone.
You all lied to me.
(birds chirping)
- Well, I don't
see anyone flying.
Something's up.
There's barely a
cloud, but no flying.
- What if they do start flying?
What do we do then?
- Shoot 'em down.
(Fluffy gasps)
- How about we just throw some
slimy toads in their yard?
- Something like that.
Fluffy, did your granny give
you any grub to munch on?
I'm famished.
- I've got a donut.
- Okay, stop your lazin'.
We've got a job to do.
Why do you have all
these ropes in here?
- Oh, it isn't rope.
It's macrame.
Check this out.
My granny taught me.
- Ugh.
- [Fluffy] It's a little bunny.
- It's making me sick.
Bunnies are lame.
Everybody knows that.
(laughs) What a stupid word.
Macrame.
Who comes up with this stuff?
Macrame.
- They promised and promised,
and still, I'm alone.
Well, they're gonna be sorry.
I'm going to have so
much fun without them.
I'll play all by myself.
I don't need anyone to be
the king of the Warriors.
(somber music)
They'll all beg to play with me,
but I'm not going to let them.
Yeah.
(dramatic music)
(singers vocalizing)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music fades)
(singers vocalizing fades)
(dramatic music)
(singers vocalizing)
(dramatic music continues)
(singers vocalizing continues)
(Kid sniffles)
- [Smokie] Hey pups.
What's your name?
- I am the great
warrior, Kid Barker.
- Oh hello Kid.
- You're pulling my paw.
Great warrior?
(Smokie laughs)
Huh?
Hey, Kid, wait up.
Did you say Barker?
As in Max Barker?
- Yes, he's my brother.
But who cares about him?
What are you doing here anyway?
- We're here on
a secret mission.
(Fluffy yelps)
(Smokie laughs)
- It's a game.
We've been playing spies
like you've been
playing warriors.
We just happen to love warriors.
- But nobody will play with me.
They all promised that
they would, but they won't.
- I've got an idea.
Why don't we play with you?
(Kid laughs)
(playful music)
(Fluffy gasps)
(Fluffy zooms)
(Fluffy and Kid laughing)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Smokie grunts)
- Giddy-up!
Woo-hoo! Yeah!
(Fluffy grunting)
(Kid laughs)
(Fluffy yelps)
Yay!
(playful music continues)
- By the way, your bro's
working on a fancy gadget.
He calls it a jet belt.
Do you know anything about that?
- Yeah, yeah, I think Alex is
making something like that.
Giddy-up, woo!
(Kid laughing)
(playful music continues)
I, the great warrior Kid Barker,
take you as my prisoner.
- Okay, okay.
Now it's time for
you to play our game
called the Super Spies.
(ominous music)
- But I don't know
how to play that game.
- How to explain it to you?
(playful music)
Okay, look,
it's all about carrying
out secret missions.
For example, you
find out everything
about, say, the jet belt.
(Fluffy grunting)
You know, like when
it's gonna fly.
- Let's just play Warrior.
- First, the mission,
and then more warriors.
So go on and
complete your mission
and come on back.
- But Grandpa won't let
me back out again today.
Not till tomorrow.
- Uh, not till tomorrow?
Well, tomorrow it is.
And tomorrow the Great
Warriors will play.
- Do you have any
slingshots and bows?
- Of course we do.
We're pros.
Well, see you tomorrow then.
But don't say a word
about this to anyone.
Remember, our mission
is top secret.
Get it?
- Got it.
- Good.
Till tomorrow.
- Bye-Bye.
- And you, Fluffy,
have your own secret mission.
I believe your
granny had a rooster.
- I already gave you a donut!
- Not to eat.
Now go get 'em.
We need his feathers.
How else do you expect
us to become warriors?
(Fluffy yelps)
(Fluffy groans)
(pleasant music)
(pleasant music continues)
(Tim sighs)
(Tim sighs)
(Tim gasps)
- Good morning, sir.
- And good morning to you.
Nice weather, huh?
Where you off to, Tim?
- I'm leaving.
I have to
to be a superhero
or a biochemist or whatever.
(gentle music)
- Timothy, what do I tell Rosie?
(Tim sighs)
(upbeat pop music)
Yo, I'm out
I'm bailing
I'm leaving like a player
I'm trading in my heart
'Cause you played
it like a slayer
Better forget me
Like you never knew my name
'Cause I'm never
going to be the same
End game
Hey, hey, don't you
leave me this way
Stay, stay, be a
good dog and stay
Real deal is the
love that we feel
Stay, we'll both be
good dogs and heel
It's time that you accept
the truth and own it
Our puppy love
fit like a glove
But I've outgrown it
You've blown it
This is whack
But I'm not shook
I'm taking back the
happiness you took
Going to be a new dog
Duo act is going solo
And I've got nothing
else I want to say but
YOLO
Hey, hey, don't you
leave me this way
Stay, stay, be a
good dog and stay
Real deal is the
love that we feel
Stay, we'll both be
good dogs and heel
Feed you, like I
promised I'd do
True blue
That's the way I love you
Hey, hey, don't you
leave me this way
Stay, stay, be a
good dog and stay
(Rosie gasps)
(Rosie screams)
(sirens wailing)
(birds chirping)
(birds chirping)
(Kid yawns)
- Hurray!
I have new friends
and they're going
to play with me!
Morning, Grandpa.
I'm off to play.
- Hey Kid, where you going?
- I have a super
top secret mission.
- Ah, sounds important.
But later let's build a wigwam.
- Oh, there's Max.
Just the one I'm looking for.
I need some top
secret information.
- Hey, keep it down.
I'm trying to do the
same thing you are,
but Alex is totally
off his leash.
I need information
for my live stream,
but he won't let me in.
Check it out.
(ominous music)
(window tapping)
Alex. Hey, Alex.
(upbeat music)
(gadget whirring)
Hey, let it go!
(Max yelps)
Oh no, that's Grandpa's.
Alex won't let me in,
but maybe he'll talk to you.
- It's worth a try.
- But play it cool
and take your time
or he'll get nervous.
So talk about the weather
and then get me my info.
(knocking on door)
- Alex, I'm just here to
talk about the weather.
Can I come up?
- Liza!
(bright music)
- Right here.
Oh no, not potatoes again.
- Are you for real?
You didn't even
peel them yesterday.
So we all had to eat
leftover macaroni again,
and I'm sick of it.
- But I can't right now.
I'm writing to a certain
high profile individual.
Did you know they have
Dogstagram profiles too?
- Just peel these already.
Write your fan mail later.
- Oh!
I know you're just
mad because Tim left.
- Wait, where did he go?
- Where do you
think? He went home.
I saw him this morning.
He was making a beeline
for the train station.
- But that doesn't mean
that he's going home.
He probably just went
to get me some flowers.
Yeah, that's it.
- Uh-huh, with all his stuff?
- There's a whole
field of daisies
on the way to the station.
So, maybe.
Daisie's will tell
What will it be
- Rosie, don't sit and mope.
He loves me not
- Now you can go out
with anyone you want.
Or does he love me
- Check this out.
Here's Justin Beagle.
And here's Prince Hawrry dog.
A daisy you've got
For you can see
The truth might be not
- Why do you care about
this so much anyway?
It's a useless
energy-draining toy
that's someone else
will invent soon enough.
It's not a big deal.
- But are you making it?
And when is it gonna fly?
- Kid, what's up with you?
Aren't you old enough
to know better by now?
Look, a whole cabinet
full of useless toys,
just like this jet belt.
I made them for fun.
Or perhaps out of the
deep love for my craft.
The self-watering cans,
scented firecrackers,
the alarm clock massager.
This one was
actually interesting,
but that's a story
for another time.
- (chuckles) Oh, the ball
that bounces by itself.
(ball whirring)
(Kid laughing)
- Yeah, yeah, a ball. Who cares?
Now let me show you something
that will change the
world of science forever.
The exoskeleton.
(grand music)
Surely the most
important invention
created by cat or dog.
It'll replace all
kinds of machines.
Production, construction,
even stuff in outer space.
Can you imagine?
- I can imagine.
Now what about the jet belt?
Come on, tell me
when it's gonna fly.
- Oh, no one will
ever understand me.
(Alex groans)
All right, I'll build the
stupid jet belt right now.
You can't fool me.
I know Max sent you.
(determined music)
(tools clattering)
Voila. Like it?
- Yeah.
- Go call Max.
- Max!
- Oh, I just happened
to be right here and...
Whoa, are you finished?
- Yep. Put it on.
(jet belt whirring)
(exciting music)
- Whoa, something's buzzing.
I feel buzzing.
Alex, you did it.
Yeah!
Kid, you head outside and
film me when I fly out.
Alex, do you think it'll fly?
- [Alex] Lower your visor.
- Lowering.
Up, up, and away!
(Alex sighs)
Alex, I'm really flying!
Yelpin' Yorkies, I'm flying!
Whoa!
(exciting music continues)
Whoa, how did you ever do it?
Whoa!
- Max, come on this way!
Fly over here.
- Alex, something's wrong.
Why am I not flying outside?
- It's too soon.
It's not finished yet.
Right now it can only
be controlled remotely
and the signal might not reach.
- Well when will you
be finished with it?
- Uh, tomorrow.
- That's pawesome.
Alex, you're a rock star.
I knew you could do it.
(Alex sighs)
- Now I can finally get
back to my real work.
(peaceful music)
- What's up? Hey!
Wait until you
see what's coming.
Stay tuned for the premier video
of my first ever test flight.
And if you tune in tomorrow,
you're gonna see a
real demonstration
of the one and only
Barker Jet Belt!
- What does he
mean demonstration?
And who is he talking to?
Does this mean I
set him up to fail?
(pleasant music)
- Kid!
Where are you, Kid?
There you are.
- Hi, Grandpa.
Did you call me?
- I was indeed calling you.
Everything is ready.
Let's build a tent.
I've gathered all we'll need.
- Hey, Grandpa.
Think we could build it later?
- Later?
- Yeah, it's just,
well, you know my
secret mission?
I haven't finished it.
- Sure.
Later then.
(soft music)
(soft music continues)
- Hey, wait up! Grandpa!
I'll go run and ask Liza
to help me with something
and then you and me
can build a tent.
- Yeah? All right then.
I thought maybe you didn't
wanna play with me anymore.
- That's crazy.
You're lots of fun.
I'll be right back.
(playful music)
(camera clicking)
Liza.
- Huh?
- Liza, I need your
help with something.
It's really important.
It has to do with Grandpa.
I hurt Grandpa's feelings
and I have to make it up to him.
(Liza sneezes)
I've gotta play with him.
So can you give a message
to my friends in the forest?
Please help.
- What friends in
the forest, huh?
And why come to me?
- Pretty please?
Over by the swings
in the big lawn,
there will be two kids there.
- Amazing.
We finally have real
kids in our forest.
- Liza, I really need you
to give them a message.
Please?
- Everyone wants me to
help them with something,
but no one will help me.
- I'll help you
with the potatoes.
- Hmm.
Well, I guess all
queens and celebrities
do things like visiting
heads of foreign states
and things like that.
I need to get used to this.
I'll visit your friends.
- Thank you so much.
- So what's your message?
- Tell them I can't come today.
I'll come tomorrow.
And the jet pack, it works.
Got it all?
- It's not poetry.
No problem.
(birds chirping)
- Why am I dressed
like a turkey?
And what's keeping that mutt?
- He's just a kid.
He probably forgot.
Or maybe it's lunchtime.
Speaking of which, I'm hungry.
- Oh no you don't.
Come on, get up.
Look sharp.
Stick out your jaw.
- This feels weird.
- We've gotta make you
look more menacing.
(Smokie groaning)
Lesson one, always be ready.
Suck in that gut.
- [Fluffy] Like this?
- Mm, well it's a start.
You go practice.
I'll take care of lunch.
Especially if it's
another donut.
(playful music)
(Fluffy groans)
- Just tighten it here
and it's finished.
- KID: Grandpa, can I go inside?
- Of course. That's
what it's for.
Oh, and I grabbed a
couple things for you.
Now you can go set up your
new home, young warrior.
- Thanks, Grandpa.
- Grandpa, I need some advice.
You see, I've made
a mess of things.
(somber music)
I promised I'd
make Max a jet belt
- And?
- I didn't do it.
- Yes!
This is so cool and mysterious.
(soft music)
I think I might sleep
here the whole night.
Ah, home, sweet, home.
And also the warrior's hide out.
- Sounds like it was
really important to Max.
- But Grandpa, my invention.
Isn't my great masterpiece
just as important?
- Oh, Alex, it's
time that you learn
what matters most is family.
And we must all try our best
to be there for each other.
Sometimes it can be
hard to remember,
but we're all on
the same team here.
You hear me?
(soft music continues)
- I hear you.
- Okay.
Then maybe you should
tell Max the truth.
- Hey Alex, look.
What do you think of our wigwam?
It's the warrior's hideout.
Come look inside.
- I'm sorry, Kid, but I have to,
I gotta do a thing.
- Oh, I almost forgot.
I also brought you some rope.
Do you know why?
- KID: No.
- So you can make a
real warrior trap.
- A trap?
- Yes. All warriors make these.
- What for?
- As protection
from your enemies.
(Kid gasps)
(soft music)
(Max grunting)
- Not yet. I'll tell him later.
(upbeat bright music)
- Let's see. Better.
Effective but painless.
Huh?
(bright upbeat music continues)
(bright upbeat music continues)
- Hey, what's going on here?
- Wow.
- Are you two like actual
real life warriors?
- None of your beeswax.
Now scram.
- Huh! Well, I never.
You don't deserve to hear
what I have to tell you.
Not that you care,
but I have a message
from my brother Kid.
But there's no way
I'll tell you now.
- Kid sent you?
Why didn't you say so?
He's our leader.
Oh, please accept our
sincerest apologies
and tell us we're forgiven.
- No.
I couldn't possibly.
- Oh, pretty please?
Kids' message is so
very important to us.
- So what?
- How about this?
If you give us the message,
then we'll let you play with us.
You can be a warrior too.
- Mm, nope. What else you got?
- Did you know that warriors
treat their high profile
individuals like royalty?
And since you're
the chief's sister,
you would be on the
A list for sure.
- What?
The chief's sister?
He's the chief's brother.
You got it?
So I guess I'm your chief now.
No, your queen!
And a queen always
forgives her servants.
Okay, let my reign begin.
(upbeat jazzy music)
(upbeat jazzy music continues)
(upbeat jazzy music continues)
(upbeat jazzy music continues)
(upbeat jazzy music continues)
(Fluffy and Smokie applauding)
(Liza sighs)
Who knew ruling was so hard?
I need a nap.
Okay, bye now.
- Hey, what about the message?
- Oh yeah, Kid says he's sorry
but he can't meet you today.
Not 'till tomorrow.
- That's it?
Anything else?
- Oh, yeah.
Oh, there was something else.
Something about a
jet thing flying.
Okay, bye.
This was fun.
(Fluffy sighs)
(mesmerizing music)
(mesmerizing music continues)
- There really is
something regal about her.
My queen.
Not to mention she
likes my bunny.
- (laughs) Enough
with the bunnies.
Look, it really does fly.
- I'm actually flying!
- So change of plans.
We're gonna take that
jet belt for ourselves.
- But why?
- So we can fly over fences
and spy through windows.
- You mean you wanna steal it?
- Get your head in the game.
Hmm.
It's time that we take
these Barkers down
and show them who's
king of this place.
- But stealing's bad.
- We'll give it back.
We're just gonna
borrow it for a bit
and then we'll return it,
maybe in slightly worse shape.
After all, we don't want
any of them spying on us.
- This doesn't feel right.
You know we're already
sort of friends with them.
- Will you get a
hold of yourself?
Now we're gonna meet
here at 10 on the dot.
Then we'll make our
way to their place
and grab that jet belt.
(cheerful music)
(cheerful music continues)
- Liza!
Over here.
Come give our potatoes a try.
We baked them over the coals
just like ancient warriors.
There.
Be careful now, it's hot.
- Got it.
And you don't have to peel 'em.
- Here you go, Kid.
And we'll set the
other ones aside.
- Shh.
(insects chirping)
(exciting music)
(Fluffy gasps)
(Smokie laughs)
- I said 10 on the dot.
- I know, but Granny
wouldn't fall asleep.
- Shh!
(exciting music continues)
(Fluffy yelps)
(exciting music continues)
- Look, they have a bunny, too.
- Psst!
(exciting music continues)
(toy squeaking)
(Fluffy yelping)
You chump.
It's just a toy.
(exciting music continues)
(Fluffy yelps)
(exciting music continues)
(Fluffy yelping)
(insects chirping)
(Fluffy sniffs)
(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
(Liza snoring)
(gentle music continues)
- Aww.
(gentle music continues)
- Hey, fur ball.
What are you doing down there?
- I got lost.
- Oh, last I checked,
the attic was up here.
(exciting music)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Alex snoring)
(exciting music)
(Alex snoring)
(exciting music)
(Smokie grunting)
Huh?
- Good work, Fluffy.
(exciting music continues)
(Fluffy yelping)
(exciting music continues)
- Hey, where'd you go?
- [Fluffy] I'm up here.
- You dope.
Next time, watch
where you're walking.
You always (yelps).
Not to worry.
We'll get outta this.
(suspenseful music)
That's the Grandpa.
- We're done for.
We need, we need to
come up with a plan.
Wait, wait, I've got it.
(Fluffy whistling)
(classical music)
- A nightingale.
(classical music continues)
(Fluffy whistling)
It's putting on quite a show.
- Are you out of your mind?
He'll sit there 'til morning.
- I can't just cut off
the song halfway through.
(classical music continues)
(Fluffy whistling continues)
- Oh my goodness.
I sure would love to
get a look at you.
- Stop, stop, he's
heading this way.
- I scared it off.
Too bad.
(Grandpa sighs)
(gentle music)
Oh, well, guess I'll
head off to bed then.
(Smokie groans)
What do we have here?
Oh, dear absent-minded Alex.
- Are you happy now?
(suspenseful music)
- What?
Somebody took my fishing rod.
Folks these days.
- Now we're trapped
and they'll catch
us in the morning.
(Smokie grunting)
- They won't catch us.
(exciting music)
(exciting music continues)
(exciting music continues)
- (laughs) Not bad
at all, Fluffy.
What's with all the ropes?
- It's macrame.
- Macrame.
(laughs) Not such a
stupid word after all.
All right, it's time
to get outta here.
Let's go.
(Fluffy grunts)
Hold on.
I've got an idea.
Wait for me here.
(mischievous music)
Here's your fishing rod, Gramps.
(Smokie grunts)
Woof!
- Why, Smokie?
- Okay, we're off.
- But what did you do?
- I put a plan in action.
You'll see in the morning.
(playful music)
(Fluffy panting)
Now what's your excuse?
Gonna blame it on Granny again?
- No, I was waiting
for her to make donuts.
You hungry?
Want a donut?
- What do you think, Fluffy?
Yeah I want a donut.
A do...
A do...
Uh, okay, okay, okay.
(Smokie munching)
This is no time for donuts.
It worked!
My plan worked.
- Can you believe it?
I found my fishing rod.
Yesterday it was gone.
And then suddenly it just...
So I guess I'm off to the river.
I intend to bring back dinner.
You kids behave yourselves.
(mischievous music)
- Yesterday that fishing
rod nearly got me.
Someone left it on the roof.
I tripped on it and darn
near lost one of my lives.
So I tackled it and
almost broke it in two.
But I chucked it off the roof.
- And then?
- And then I sneaked back in
and put the fishing rod
right under Grampy's nose.
And he, he took it
and now he's gone fishing.
Nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nah.
Now's the time for plan B.
All right, show me your macrame.
Uh-huh. That'll do fine.
And now time to get
ourselves in some knots.
(laughs) Enough jokes.
We don't have much time.
- And the donuts?
- You and your donuts.
Give 'em here.
Well, go on.
You take one.
We'll leave the rest here.
They won't go anywhere.
One second thought, just
one more for the road.
(adventurous music)
(Kid whooping)
- I learned how
to build a wigwam!
(playful music)
Hmm.
I wonder where they are.
Huh?
(ominous music)
(swanky music)
(cell phone ringing
and vibrating)
- Hi, Granny.
No, I'm not that hungry yet.
Yeah, I have the donuts.
- Are you outta your mind?
Wrap it up.
- Oh, Granny, sorry.
I gotta call you back.
Yeah, I will.
(swanky music continues)
(pleasant music)
- So first we finish weeding
and then we should
all play with Kid.
Warriors or whatever.
You got it?
- Or what if you
go play with Kid
and I play with Alex?
Zoom!
- What?
- No, no.
We should play with Kid.
I think Rosie has
the right idea.
- Of course I do.
Yesterday, not one of
us played with him.
He was walking all
alone in the forest.
- (laughs) Don't worry.
Turns out he found himself
some fine company there.
- Company?
- Well, yeah, company.
What's the big deal?
- What kind of company?
No, we should ask him.
Kid, where are you?
- Rosie, don't worry so much.
- Kid!
- [Liza] They're very nice.
(Max and Alex gasp)
Let them go!
- Those are my brothers!
- Don't even think about it.
- What's going on?
I'm your queen.
You untie me right this minute.
- Put a sock in it, Barker.
The time has come for
y'all to pay the piper.
- Pay what?
- Hush.
And don't interrupt me.
Uh, what was I saying?
Ah!
Okay, so you've gone too far
and now it's time for
you to pay the price.
Now don't get excited.
We're not gonna hurt you much.
But for payment,
we are gonna take something
off of your hands.
Now, where is that
famous jet belt of yours?
- Who do you think you are?
- Hold your horses.
I'm the one in charge.
Now where is it?
- It's in my laboratory
in the attic.
(Smokie laughs)
- Fluffy, guard the jailbirds.
- Alex, how could you?
- It's best if they
just take it and go.
It's not even real anyway.
- What?
- Yeah, I've been
trying to tell you
for a while now.
It was a misunderstanding.
- Now where could
they have run off to?
(gentle music)
(gasps) What's going on?
(ominous music)
But they're my friends.
- Now it's time for
you to play our game.
- We're here on
a secret mission.
- Don't say a word to anyone.
- That means my
family's in danger!
(dramatic music)
(soft somber music)
(soft somber music continues)
(soft somber music continues)
(birds chirping)
- [Fluffy] Uh, you doing okay?
Can I bring you some water?
- Alex, as soon as I
cut through this rope,
hurl yourself at him
and I'll take care of the girls.
- Excuse me, pardon me,
but would you mind terribly
if I take that spade?
Thanks so much.
You don't have to be mean.
I'm sure we'll untie
you in no time.
- What?
Get over here right now.
- Here I come.
- Have you forgotten that
I am your queen and ruler?
Is this how you treat royalty?
Is it?
Whatever happened to respect?
(mesmerizing music)
(mesmerizing music continues)
So you untie this
rope right now!
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
- Liza, that was brilliant.
- Fluffy!
I've got the jet belt.
What are you doing?
Have you gone mad?
- I don't know.
Maybe I blacked out.
- Blacked out?
I was gone for five minutes.
Whatever.
Let's check the
gadget and beat it.
(jet belt whirring)
I'm flying!
(Smokie grunts)
(all laughing)
- Jump a little higher.
(upbeat music)
(all laughing)
(upbeat music continues)
- We just wanna
fly like you did.
Stop laughing at me.
- That's just rude.
- Yoo-hoo!
I'm up here!
- Kid!
- Lookie what I have here.
- Kid, be careful!
- How do you think
you're gonna use the jet belt
when I got the remote control?
- Oh, Kid, you're the best.
Come on, toss it here.
- Uh, nope.
You come get it.
(Smokie groans)
(birds chirping)
(soft music)
- You know what, Rosie?
Oh, no, that's not it.
I've been thinking
and well, Rosie, here.
Hmm, but it's possible
she won't see me.
So then how will I
give her the flowers?
Stop. Enough.
You've gotta be
decisive, charming,
and then just say it.
These are for you, Rosie.
(mischievous music)
- Hey Warrior, where are you?
(Smokie chuckles)
Nice try.
(Smokie laughs)
Come out wherever you are.
(suspenseful music)
Ah-ha.
(alarm blaring)
(Smokie grunts)
(Smokie groans)
(mischievous music)
Ha, there you are.
- You wanna play?
- (laughs) Okay, Kid.
- Okay, then catch.
(upbeat music)
(ball bouncing)
Meet the self-bouncing ball.
My brother invented it.
- Wait!
Gimme that remote.
- [Kid] Here it is.
- Huh?
(camera clicking)
- Stop it! Turn it off.
- And here's the
Ticking Tickler.
(upbeat music continues)
(Smokie yelping)
I welcome you to my playground
where we have sail car races
and then a little shower.
And to top it off,
we take your picture.
(upbeat music continues)
(Kid laughing)
Okay, I'm off.
But you can stay here
and keep on playing.
(Smokie yelping)
(Upbeat music continues)
- Come on, kiddo.
I just want the remote control.
I've got you.
Now hand it over.
- Nope, I've got you.
You're holding brother's
super sticky vest.
(Kid laughs)
(Fluffy grunting)
(mischievous music)
(Smokie groans)
- Ah.
(Smokie groans)
(Fluffy groans)
Enough!
You're gonna give me
that remote right now.
I'm counting to three.
One.
(loud thudding)
Two.
- Three.
- What is that?
(upbeat music)
(robot whirring)
(Fluffy and Smokie yelling)
(robot thudding)
(Smokie yells)
- Alex, what is that?
- It's my exoskeleton.
(upbeat music continues)
(Fluffy gasping)
(upbeat music continues)
- Catch!
(both grunting)
(electricity sizzles)
- My greatest invention.
- Look what you've done.
- But he was chasing us.
- Serves you right.
What's happening?
(robot whirring)
- Huh? How's it doing that?
- I made sure that each module
had its own individual
lithium battery.
(both gasping)
(upbeat music)
(both yelling)
(upbeat music continues)
(tires screeching)
(Smokie groaning)
(upbeat music continues)
- Kid, you saved us!
- Max, Alex, we did it!
- Thanks, Kid.
- Yeah!
(Smokie yelling)
(all laughing)
(Tim beatboxing)
(Tim gasps)
(Fluffy screaming)
(Smokie screaming)
- You okay?
- As long as I get away
from those Barkers.
(Smokie screaming)
- Kid, you saved the day.
- So proud of you, Kid.
- That was some sharp
thinking, little brother.
- A real warrior.
- We'll play anything
you want.
(all laughing)
(bright music)
- Rosie!
- It's Tim!
- There's no need
to say anything.
I know.
I know why you told me
about Bob from school.
- Hey!
Hey, Barkers.
Where are you?
Timothy?
- We were just playing, Grandpa.
- Ah.
Well I ran into our
neighbor over at the lake.
She invited me for tea.
As a matter of fact,
she invited all of us.
- Eat up, everybody.
Help yourselves.
- And where's your grandson?
- He should be
here any minute now
with his little friend.
Probably stopped
for some ice cream.
(door pounding)
Oh, here they are.
Meet my grandson, Fluffy.
And this is our
neighbor, Smokie.
He's Agnessa's nephew.
Come now. Say hello, boys.
- Hello.
- Hi.
(birds chirping)
(fist pounds)
- The prototype of my
supreme masterpiece,
utterly destroyed.
(door pounding)
(electronics whirring)
(suspenseful music)
(Fluffy whimpering)
Oh well.
Batteries can't last forever.
(soft music)
- We meant you no harm.
We just really wanted
to take a ride in your jet belt.
- Who cares about flying?
This exoskeleton is cooler
than a jet pack any day.
Alex, can you fix it?
- Maybe we could help.
- Please say you'll let us.
- Alex, I think we should.
- Huh? Let's go.
(upbeat music)
- Okay, let's all
be careful now.
Lift her up.
(Liza giggles)
(mesmerizing music)
- But what about the donuts?
- Don't worry,
they'll be just fine.
Look how quickly
they all made up.
- Here's the thing.
I used to think that if
they didn't play with me,
they didn't love me.
But now I know that they'll
always love me for who I am.
They're family.
And that means that...
It means...
Well I'm just so
lucky to have them.
All of them.
My two sisters and my-
- Kid, what are you doing?
Gimme my phone.
It's time for my live stream.
What's up, friends?
You can forget
about the jet belt.
That's so last week.
Today we present
the one and only
Barker exoskeleton.
(upbeat electronic music)
(upbeat electronic
music continues)
(upbeat classical music)
(upbeat electronic music)
(Kid laughs)
(fireworks popping)
(bright classical music)
(bright cheerful music)
(bright cheerful music fades)