Bhaijaan Elo Re (2018) Movie Script
Female screaming "Okay, Okay".
Female screaming "Okay, Okay".
Crying of a child.
Hey its done yes, yes!
Female screaming
Sumitra devi! Sumitra devi!
Sister, Sister!
Patient is no more
Dad... when mom will come?
Dont worry honey... mom
will come soon... surely!
Doctor... I think one
of the twins is no more.
- What?
- Yes!
Oh my God!
There he is...
Hello Mr Aditya... This is your son.
What a surprise! Congratulations brother!
Just see...!
Doctor... how is my wife Sumitra?
I conveyed to you before that...
your wifes condition
is quite complicated,
Sorry, we could not save your wife...
and another son from the sad demise.
Arunima... your father
is shocked by this news,
You will have to nurture
your little brother now.
I guess you can!
Yes I can!
- You have to sign a document.
- Dad!
Sir, Sumitra Devis body
will be released soon but...
sir was telling...
Yes I know...
he could not save one of the twins
Yes... will you take the
responsibility of this?
See, Aditya and Arunima
is entirely shattered!
In this crisis I dont
want to hurt them more
If you can manage the situation
then it would be really helpful.
Okay Sir. Then you
have to sign few papers.
Ratna, borrow me the pen.
Please sign here!
Oh God...
What miracle you did?
Your word is the final word!
From today, I am his mother and...
And he is my prayer... my Ajan!
28 years later
I will let your senior know about
everything!
As long as I live no one
can harm my son... Ujan!
Being my son-in-law
your are doing this to me!
Hey... why are you taking that...
give it to me?
Workers, Son-In-Law, Nephew...
None of these three is yours...
You haven't yet realised this, Sir?
You scoundrel! Give it to me!
As long as you're alive you won't
let anyone harm Ujan,
Thats great!
But if you die?
- What will happen to Ujan?
- Please dont harm Ujan
Give me the puff!
I cant breathe!
Dad...
Dad!
You havent seen anything... my dear Ujan!
Your dad died while sleeping...
Make this clear in your head...
Otherwise...
What happened...
Are you scared?
You had a nightmare?
You have slept enough and dreamt too!
Now wake up...
You have to manage the Zamindari now.
Zamindari?
Yes... Zamindari!
Your Dad has donated many of
our properties to the villagers...
Now you have collected the possession of
those lands and include those in our property
No I cant, then the
villagers will be deprived.
Oh yes...
Correct,
they will be deprived
Hmm! But if you disregard my order,
then you will suffer, dear Ujaan!
I left my job as a police inspector,
but the art of punishing
criminals is still in practice.
You know dear Ujan...
that I cant endure the word-NO
I dont like it...
I dont like it...
- Dad please dont hurt Ujan uncle!
- I dont like it!
Move aside!
No no please dont hurt him,
he will accept all your
orders, please dont hurt him!
Are you wounded extremely?
Pity on you!
Listen ...today the farmers
of Kusumpur will come.
If you order them once
they return back the lands...
But i know you will
stammer while speaking.
And everything will be revealed.
Thats why i wrote down a speech for you.
You will just sign under it.
And our lawyer will orate the
whole speech in front of them.
And you will just stand and stare.
Is it clear?
- Bunty...
- Our land will not be given to you people!
Our land will not be given to you people!
If Ujan doesn't come in
front and ask for the land,
we will not release our lands...
Now start your speech Mr. Nirodh.
Listen to me... you people
know... I mean... Ujan is not well.
Well wishes to our
Rajababu... victory to him..
Victory to him... victory to him
The doctor advised Ujan not to talk much.
Whatever he wants to convey...
has been written down in
this paper and signed by him.
We doubt the authenticity of the sign.
Whats the proof of its authenticity?
Whats the proof?
Ujan raise your hand...
Ujan raise your hand.
Raise it!
Victory to our Rajababu...
victory to our Rajababu!
His sign is genuine.
Its been written in the letter...
I, Ujan chowdhury,
informing the farmers of kusumpur,
the "Queenfisher" company is establishing
the manufacturing unit
of the liquor in this village
and I accept the deal.
Because the farmers will
be benifitted by this deal.
They will be employed by the factory.
I inform all villagers that my
father Mr. Aditya chowdhury...
has donated many of his lands to you
people and now i want them back.
Becuase liquor industry will
be established on those lands.
Other lands will be given
to the farmers later on.
Regards - Ujan chowdhury
Hey... Our rajababu has
ordered us... so no further query...
- Then shall we submit the property deeds?
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Greetings to you Rajababu.
Greetings to you Rajababu.
What happened Jaan?
Why did you close the door?
Pls open the door... pls
open the door my brother!
Open the door, Ujan uncle
Dear, open the door Please!
Dont indulge your brother so much!
He will be out when he is hungry!
The lunch is not prepared yet.
Sudhir will go to the town.
You know my brother,
when he is furious he
cant control himself.
I fear, you and your daughter both are
also at brink of death along with Ujan.
If I...
If i live then everyone
will be in problem.
Its better if i die!
Ujan what are your doing?
Leave me sister... I
dont want to live anymore.
Its better to die than
to live like a servant.
Leave me please... Leave me please...
Shut up... you will get a slap from me!
You want to die right?
Okay, we will die together!
Mom...
No no... If your die then
who will take care of Pipi?
If you die then I will also die with you!
No no Pipi...
Don't say all this things.
If you die what will happen to us?
No one is there with us apart from you.
You havent considered our existence once!
I am sorry sister for what I did.
Promise us that...
you will never think about suicide again.
No, I will ever do this again.
I will be thrashed the whole day,
but never will I try to attempt suicide.
You will not be hurt
anymore and you will not die.
In this universe, someone is there...
to rescue us from this crisis.
ASSALAM WALAIKUM
WALEKUM ASSALAM
ASSALAM WALAIKUM
WALEKUM ASSALAM
I am the son of the almighty Allah
Saluting from the core of my heart
With the moonlight of hapiness
I have come at your Darbar
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
Inform everyone in the
colony that I have come
Surma of my Eyes
After a year the appeal of love
Has returned ones again
Have a treat on my behalf
It will be a hit scene
With the moonlight of hapiness
I have come at your Darbar
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
Lets pray together to Allah
Will embrace every one
even who is far from here
Oh my almighty God, please
forgive me if I did anything wrong
No need to scare anymore,
lets celebrate the happiness.
With the moonlight of hapiness
I have come at your Darbar
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
ASSALAM WALAIKUM
WALEKUM ASSALAM
I am the son of the almighty Allah
Saluting from the core of my heart
With the moonlight of hapiness
I have come at your Darbar
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
Hey you... I would have fallen down.
I will bash you people
Causing trouble during Eid!
Bunch of idiots! Move aside...
These would have fallen down!
Hey what are you doing?
My snack was about to get slipped off
I will bash you hard
then you will understand!
Are you kidding with me?
How will you hit me?
Like this?
You hit me?
You hit me?
You will face the consequence Surely!
Now see what i do... just wait and watch
Hey!
More damage will be done, wanna see?
When you and your
brother came to our locality...
and created a mess...
then u didnt realise!
Need to convey this quick!
Hey you!
No one will touch me or come near to me...
it will be problem for you.
Hey... No one will touch me!
If anyone touches me,
he'll be in a big problem...!!
Hey, catch him!
Brother...!!!!
Brother..brother..they hit me.
They will kill me if you dont rescue me.
They will kill me seriously!
Please save me brother!
Hey...
Hey give me drinking water.
Bro...!!!
Bro, theyve undressed me while beating
What?
Hey bala... stop now!
What do you want?
Hey bala, this one is devs
continuity costume right?
Idiot..you asked me for this
..i gave you for eid celebration
The costume is totally ruined now
No not me... they did it
See now... i am poor costume supplier.
I supply costumes to movie actors
Dont try to vandalise
my profession like this
Hey... Don't get hot!
Today is eid..enjoy to the fullest!
Have a happy Eid...
Hey! I'm decently talking
to you but you are not liking
Yanna rascala..Rajanikanta!
(famous movie dialogue)
I take off thoses outfit
who try to ruin my dress.
Then they forget about rivalry and runaway
Damn you!
Fighting with people is your everyday job!
Today i will make you understand the
consequence of picking up a fight
I will never do this again mother!
Tell me who will rescue you now?
Aunty that greats... live long!
This is the reason i love you so much.
How to control his attitude
you know that very well.
Just a minute... Hit
me after a while mother!
You provoked my mother to hit me.
No its not... i havnt
said anything to aunty.
Aunty asked me about you.
I just said... after the
celebration was over...
you went have a snack
break in the next alley.
Then the auto driver Munna came and
said that you are involved in a fight.
I just said, he has a habit
of doing all this regularly
This casual conversation infuriated aunty.
Come rain... pour on!
Whats my fault?
Ohh... you are a witch!
No no dont hit me, dont hit me!
I will hit you so hard that you
will start looking like johny lever
Just stop now, I'll beat you!
Why are you blaming the innocent girl?
How pretty is her face...
Why are you after her?
Just see, Aunty..!!
Dont you know people
tell me that i look like Payel?
Even I look like Suresh Raina!
Dont butter her ideas!
People say it that I
look like Shakib Khan!
From which angle?
Huh Shakib Khan! You look like Amjad Khan
(famous Hindi movie villain)...
How many people were there? (A famous
dialogue from a popular Hindi movie)
You look like a witch.
I will slap you tight.
Don't you see, no one cares about you?
Hey listen...
You dont give a damn that
doesn't mean no one does.
How many guys are after me do you know?
No one sees you ever!
Yes of course... the loafers!
So go and find one of
them and get married!
Will be great for me then!
Me and bala will manage the business.
You are a loafer too.
And listen... I will get
married to a decent guy.
Leave the place right now... get lost!
Stop right now.
The whole day you both
fight with each other.
How do you manage to work together?
Listen mother..in the upcoming project I
will hire another assistant instead of her
Shut up... i have seen
many such dressers like you...
- I will find another job.
- Uff her irritating words ate up my mind
Good bye aunty - Yes!
- Go on!
- He'll remove me from his team!
Why do they always fight?
They are not comprehendable.
Their fight will never end!
Yes... What?
What?
This is just because of you...
Dont show me your face anymore!
You will never go after
them from now onwards.
Whats that?
No no nothing is there!
Whats the problem Mr. Engineer?
Sir, the project will be incomplete...
as the lands which we
are getting are not enough
Infact, if we could get a
bit of land from that side,
then the project would be complete.
Why arent we getting the land Mr Nirodh?
That one is not ours...
Mr aditya didnt give
that land to the farmers.
Thats the land of Mr. Ranadip.
Who is that person?
Dont you remember Mr. Ranadip Dutta?
He is the owner of the big
house near south of Kusumpur.
He lives in London presently.
He is one of the friends of Mr. Aditya.
That okay... I will try
to communicate today
Okay.
You people look into other matters...
I am taking care of that land.
Right sir...
Hello? May I know whos calling?
Ronodeep babu? Do you recognize me?
What a surprise, I can tell
youre far away by your loud voice
I can tell youre from my homeland
as youre speaking Bengali.
But surprisingly, I cant recognize you!
Im Sudhir Mitra, from Kusumpur.
Arunimas husband, Aditya
Roy Chowdhurys son-in-law.
What a surprise, Ive figured it out!
Figured it out, figured it out!
How are you and your family?
Everyones doing good, hows your family?
My familys just me and my daughter.
What a surprise, your phone call
dug up a lot of old memories
Which memories?
What a surprise, is that
possible over the phone?
Will have to say it in person, haha!
Oh wow, I have a lot
to talk about as well.
Yes! So come on over to
London with your family, no?
You know how people talk
about our city of dreams. Right?
Youll get to see London
and as well as my daughter.
What a surprise, we can kill
two birds with one stone, hahaha!
Yes, thats fine.
Hahaha fine. But What a surprise!
I blabbered on, Yet never got to know...
why you called me in the first place.
Thats fine.
We can discuss that when we meet?
Yes, that sounds well!
Come on over! What a surprise!
Arunima... Arunima... Arunima.
- Yes yes tell me.
- Here!
Take out your passport and Ujans too.
I had a talk with Mr. Ranadip...
We need to move to London soon.
LONDON? Why?
You know it well that I dont
like to answer all your questions
Just do what I tell you!
Why did Ranadip uncle called up?
I cant remember the name of his daughter.
Her name is HIYA... HIYA.
Yes right right... Hiya
- Hey, catch it!
- Pass it Hiya, take it!
Yeah! Yes yes!
Give it to me, please!
Yes!
Yeah, we did it! Yeah!
- Yes! Come on, come on!
- Hiya! Hiya! Hiya, Hiya!
Listen, no!
Neither youll get into in a relationship
nor youll marry a guy chosen by me?
Since I am a girl, I have to marry.
Oh damn, its not just
because youre a girl?
Girls, boys, everyone
marries, what a surprise!
Keep talking.
Thats why I was wondering if I could
marry you off to Ujan. You get it?
- You guys carry on
- You guys had a thing going...
from when you were kids, what a surprise!
What rubbish, dad?
I just know him from my childhood;
weve played for a few years.
Thats all!
And now hes all grown up!
Dad, I dont even remember anything!
Hes grown up now, and
surprisingly, so are you!
What are you trying to get at?
I just had a phone conversation
with Ujans brother-in-law today.
And what a surprise, I just
invited them over to London.
Suppose, the two of you met up.
What a surprise, there might be sparks!
Then maybe you guys
start liking each other.
What a surprise, there might be sparks!
There might be a fuse-out
as well! Theres no guarantee.
Thats certain.
The boy needs to be brave,
intelligent and compassionate.
Theres no chance if these
three criteria are not met.
Absolutely!
But I can give him a chance
owing to our childhood friendship.
But not in this country!
- Yay! Come on...
- Hiya!
Let's play...
What a surprise, then in which country?
Jaan uncle... Jaan uncle
- Pipi...
- There's something for you.
Let me see whats that?
- Jaan uncle..Jaan uncle...
- Pipi!
See there's something
for you by your name.
- What's that Pipi?
- What's that?
Wait let me see.
Hey, that's a passport and ticket!
Ticket for what?
Wait let me see.
It is stamped mentioning UK.
Whats UK?
You are much grown up
and dont know what's UK?
It means UNITED KINGDOM.
- Oh Yes!
- Now enough, give it to me.
It's not a toy!
- This is important for your uncle... give it to him.
- What's the utility to give it to him?
He will lose it.
Its better I keep it safely in his bag.
Okay dont be an over smart...
give it to me... I will put it in his bag.
I keep everything in this bag...
Okay... You keep it in this bag.
Yes?
Who is over phone... Raghu da?
I really dont understand,
- Check yourself, dear.
- Yes, give.
Hello? Who is it?
Oh, this is Ronodeep Uncle here. Hahaha!
Oh dear, Ronodeep uncle!
How are you guys? Hows Hiya?
What a surprise, we are all fine.
How are you all?
Were all good as well.
He was saying that he would
bring Ujan over to you all?
Yes, but surprisingly, theres
a slight change in plans.
Hiya really wants to visit
her ancestral house again.
So I was wondering if we
could come over to Kusumpur.
Oh dear! Thats really good news!
Pity, I havent seen
you all for so long, right?
I saw Hiya when she was a toddler.
Who phoned?
Ronodeep uncle. He says
that theyll be coming here.
Hello, Mr. Ronodeep?
This is really good news.
Come on over, I have something
important to discuss with you.
- What a surprise, about what?
- About...!
Why are you still standing here,
go and finish your work!
Move!
Ill give you a thrashing, move!
Yes, brother-in-law?
Huh? What?
Finish your work now!
Yes, I am doing it!
What!
Alright!
- Hey Bala?
- What?
Yes, take it.
Have your father in his
dreams ever went to London?
No, but we had a calendar of London
in our house, he saw it there.
My father had also never
seen London in his dreams.
But we will!
- We?
- Yes!
How come?
Brother-in-law just told me that fifty percent
of his next film will be shot in London.
- London!
- Yeah baby!
- Hey hey, why are you dancing?
- Why?
Im not taking you.
Oh move on, Ill make
sausages out of you...
and feed it to the dogs.
- Not taking me!
- Oye! You are that strong?
- Hey dont you test my strength at all!
- Oye oye!
Shut it! Shut up!
I always wanted this from my childhood...
my left hand I'll have Raveena Tandon
and my right Ill have London.
Ones not possible, alls left is London.
Hey bro, we have our passports,
but what about our visas?
Ahh, brother-in-law just told me...
to submit our passports
in the production office.
Did you take it to your head?
How long will it take?
- Seven days!
- Seven days!
- After that - whoo!
- London...!
Let me freshen up my
English - A for apple,
B for bigger apple, C for compact apple,
- D for developed apple - mmph.
- Haat!
- Fresh air! Isnt it?
- Hmm
Everything is quite same as before.
Feeling good.
Just a minute... Please stop the car.
What's this?
Beer factory is setting
down in agricultural land?
It's quite astonishing...
these lands are Mr. Adityas...
How could his son Ujan allow it?
Who are you people? What do you want?
Who ordered to set up beer factory here?
Our masters son... Ujan babu.
Yes! He told us... if we
return this land to him...
he will employ us on that factory
- Yes yes!
- But factory cannot be set up in agricultural land.
That Ujan babu knows.
- He is our God.
- Yes!
When he assured us... Then its true.
Yes!
Now tell us what's your motto?
What a surprise... what
would be our motto?
We are going to Ujans house.
Ohh... You too have lands right? hehehe!
Hahahahawhat a surprise
Yes we havenoI mean a bit of...
- Hiya... Lets go... We are getting late
- Yes.
- Good bye brothers...
- Yes, Yes.
Hey... Shift, shift a bit.
- Oh, come in come in come in.
- Aha!
Here, heres Sudhir babu! How are you?
Yes yes, Im good.
- You know Mr. Sudhir...
- Yes...
- after a long time I come here.
- Yes.
Everything's changed
so much but surprisigly...
Your residence remains
quite the same... Hahaha
yes we have tried to keep it as before.
What a surprise, he
couldnt understand my joke!
Hahaha!
- Yes, do sit.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes
Haha, just joking.
Oh surprisilgy, everyones
faces have changed so much.
- An introduction?
- Uh...
- Uh, this is my elder sister.
- Oh.
- And this is my nephew.
- Greetings...
Hahaha... Greetings - Hello
What a surprise! Are they here on holiday?
Hahahaha!
No, no! They live here.
I dont get whats so funny about it.
Nah! Ah, if the groom
stays with his in-laws,
hes called a live-in son-in-law.
But if his elder sister...
and her son stay as well,
then I cant recall what
theyre called at all.
Is she a live-in sister-in-law?
Is he a live-in-nephew?
Or is it something
closer to a son-in-law...
- Hahahaha!
- Dad! What is this?
I was just joking!
Actually I became really
sad on my way here,
so I recharged myself
with some jokes! Hehe!
Dont mind me at all.
No, no its fine.
A joke if taken as a joke is totally fine.
Yeah, right! Haha!
So we saw on our way here that...
there are beer factory
adverts on the farmlands.
The farmers said that they
gave all the land to Ujan?
This is the problem with plebs.
They dont even know how to talk.
How can Ujans land be given to Ujan?
Actually, my father-in-law
donated the land to the farmers.
Now the land has been
taken back for their needs.
Their needs?
Yes!
You do know that farming has
become a case for losses now.
They cant even eat
two square meals a day.
Now if the land is given to a factory,
they can be employed there,
At least they can eat twice a day.
If farmings stopped like this,
nothing will be produced
any more in the country.
We would have to beg to the
first world countries for food,
Which means more losses.
I think that instead of
stopping the farming,
we should ensure that the farmers get
paid properly for their harvest.
Oh God, Mr. Ronodeep...
Your daughter knows a lot about farming
here while sitting back in London.
What a surprise, that she should!
She is studying about farmers rights,
and is researching as well. Haha!
Oh, right right.
So, I havent seen Arunima sis anywhere?
Shes cooking since all of you have come!
Alas! Weve come here after so long
and shes stuck in the kitchen?
Actually shes a woman right,
so thats where she belongs!
Oh, right. Actually
youre sitting here right,
so I didnt figure it out.
Arunima di! Come!
Weve arrived for so long,
will you stay in the kitchen only?
Theres Arunima, hahaha!
- Nomoshkar uncle, how are you?
- How are you?
Hehe...
Hiya! Oh dear!
- How are you?
- I am really good,
but I wont talk with you.
Weve been here for so long,
and youre stuck in the kitchen.
Stay a while, Im coming.
Where are you off to now?
Ill go and bring the tea in?
- Leave it for later.
- Hmm.
So, wheres Ujan?
What a surprise, thats right?
I havent seen him for so long,
is he in the kitchen as well? Hahaha!
No no, Ujan is in his room.
Bunty, go and bring Ujan here.
Pipi wont be able to manage by herself.
Come, come on? Come?
- No no, I wont.
- Come, Come?
No I wont, Pipi I wont.
You know everyone here.
Come... I - I wont!
Leave me please, I wont go Pipi.
Come come come, come inside.
Come.
Come on, lets go.
Come, sit down.
Sit.
Sit.
What a surprise, so? Ujan, how are you?
Good.
Ujan, Can you recognize Hiya?
What?
No.
Dad? I want to talk to Ujan alone.
Baba, please?
Yes of course, What a surprise!
Sudhir babu, please dont mind.
Okay, no problem.
Ujan... take Hiya to the verandah
and finish your talk. Go!
Meanwhile Ill talk with
Ronodeep babu, hmm?
- Go!
- Get up Jaan, come.
- Whats wrong, Ujan?
- What?
Are you unwell?
No no! Im uhh - Im fine.
You're opening a beer factory
after taking the farmers lands?
No no! Not me! Not me!
Not you? If not you, then who?
Who, who, who? I mean...
Brother-in-law...
Brother-in-law?
Here, take your tea.
What were you saying?
Your brother-in-law is doing all this?
Jaan? Jaan? Jaan!
Hiya? Hiya listen!
Baba? Lets go home.
Youll go home, what a surprise.
Ohkay, lets go then.
Hiya, hiya please. Listen to me,
dont leave like this
See hes become somewhat of a coward.
He wasnt like this.
Hiya, if he marries you hell be
all right again, youll see.
Please didi, dont tell
it like that? Please?
Hiya, my father wanted
the two of you to get married.
Listen to me once, if you two get married,
well all leave the house after endowing the
both of you with all this wealth and property.
What are you saying didi?
I am speaking the truth.
Ujan owns all this property and wealth,
believe me. Not any of us.
I am not thinking about any of this, didi.
We have to leave now.
Baba, lets go.
Arunima... Well take our leave now.
Dont by surprise,
think negatively at all.
Well discuss and let
you know later, okay?
Well leave now? Cmon dear.
See you bro.
Bunty?
Dreams of living life as a vagrant after signing off
all this wealth to your brother is not at all good.
Stop dreaming that dream, now.
Or else, Ill crush these eyes right now.
Ujan...
Uh - you didnt like him I suppose?
Listen, Dad, does being amiable,
quiet, and not talking back to elders...
make a good person?
I dont know how long
this concept will last
Tell me! What did you tell Hiya?
Tell me!
- I didnt say anything!
- Then why did she leave?
- Tell me!
- I really didnt say anything.
- Let him be!
- Tell me!
I dont remember much from my childhood.
But I see that he has no personality!
He follows his brother-in-law around.
Hey! You ruined all of my plans!
- Please Listen!
- You think, youll be let free so easily? Hmm?
Then what next?
Nothing!
If you bring up marriage again,
then its either your last day or mine.
- Please dont hit him... I beg you. Please leave him.
- Dad, Dad
He doesn't understand all these
complications - Enough is enough!
Stop this drama.
Brother... come out
Nirodh babu is calling you.
Mr. Lawer? Sudhir's here.
Huh? Okay.
What is up Nirodh babu, what is wrong?
Huh - yes, nothings wrong yet.
I mean, something might.
What are you riddling about, whats wrong?
Yes - Ujan babu will be turning
twenty eight on the thirty first of March.
So?
Umm - I mean -
according to the late
Aditya Chowdhurys will,
Ujan Chowdhury would
stand to inherit all of his wealth.
- Not at all.
- Huh?
He won't!
You must create the
documents certifying that...
Ujan Chowdhury...
- has transferred all of the wealth to me.
- What?
What are you saying?
I mean, who will be signing that?
Ujan Chowdhury.
Ill know how to make
Ujan sign those documents.
That you might,
but if Ujan Chowdhury claims that...
he was coerced into
signing these documents?
Then I mean - everything would backfire.
Hmmph. He wont even get that chance.
After he signs those papers,
no one in this village will
ever find Ujan Chowdhury.
What? You mean - murder?
Ahh! Nothing that crass.
- More like, vanished.
- What?
Va - nish!
Sobbing.
I wont let anything happen.
Wont let anything happen to you.
Listen, brother.
Leave the house today.
What are you saying?
If brother-in-law gets to know -
No one will. No one will know anything.
I insist! Escape from here.
What will happen to
Pipi and you if I leave?
If you leave, Ill at least know that
my brother is safe somewhere.
If you die, we wont be
able to live any more.
I wont ever think of
dying. I told you that.
You might not, but your brother-in-law?
Hes thinking of it.
Your birthdays coming
up on the thirty first.
Youll inherit everything on that day.
After that -
No!
My brother! You must escape tonight!
If brother-in-law gets to know,
hell beat you a lot, sis.
Dont think about me.
If you stay well, Ill be well.
You have to give your word, brother.
Wherever you are,
dont ever think of suicide.
I would know, my Ujan
is safe wherever he is.
Give your word, brother.
Give your word.
Come out
Hey! When I drink... my
thoughts doesn't work.
I thrashed him nicely!
I am sorry... Sorry... Sorry!
I drank heavily today!
I drank heavily!
Go brother...
Go.
Stay well and dont return back.
Go... go...
Go... please go from here... elope!
Look at this clearly... look!
Look at this clearly... look!
- It was a long tiring journey
- looks at this carefully.
Lets go and have some
tea... feeling very tired.
The keys of boots are lost...
please take out your bag
Nothing will happen,
there's no such precious thing in it.
No... If something happens...
it will be my responsibility.
- Arey lets go its along route.
- Okay... If you insist then lets go
What do you mean hes missing,
is he a pen or a pencil?
Ujan doesnt have the
guts to escape from here.
Go and search properly.
He must be sitting scared somewhere.
- Why are you standing here, leave!
- I am.
Hey... who are you?
I... I mean...
Come out... come out!
What were you doing in this car?
- Nothing?
- Ohh nothing...
I will slap you tight... just move on!
Where the hell these people come from...
I told you brother, to
take care of your bag!
Okay alrightgo.
Ticket and passport?
Thank you.
Hot damn!
Its okay... move in.
Hey bro, what are you doing here?
Yes - I mean - I came to the airport.
The gates over there, whyre you here?
- No no - nothing.
- Go on. Go on to the gate.
- Go, go!
- Go go!
Ticket and passport?
Passport, please?
- Passport? I have, I have!
- Yes yes, passport bro?
Here...
- Okay, move on.
- Go on...
Where will he escape?
Bunty...
call inspector Haldar.
Once I find him, I will slay him!
Welcome Sir.
May I help you sir?
Its there.
I mean - I dont know.
Okay sir, follow me.
Take your seat, sir.
- What are you saying... is it real?
- Hello Sir
Arey I have seen it by my own...
its an incident of our locality.
Take your sit... I will share with you.
Arey you seen it by your own?
Arey trust me
- Oh God! What are you saying?
- There is a twin in our locality
if one sneezes... Another does the same
If one yawns... Another yawns too!
If it's real... then put this
concept in our cinema
Our cinema has a
double role storyline too.
But there is a problem.
It doesn't work beyond a certain distance.
It works within 1 km.
Which direction?
Sir... Din't you enter just a bit before?
- Hur! This is the first time Ive set foot on a plane.
- How many seats do you see?
- Hey Bala!
- Yes?
- What is she saying?
- What?
But you came in just now!
No sister, there must be a mistake;
we have never set foot
on a plane before now.
- Oh okay. Im sorry, my mistake. Please take your seat.
- Probably the washroom is in that side.
Ahhh!
Hey, come...
- This must fit at least a thousand!
- Hey you, sit!
Flight Announcements.
- Oh my God what's happening?
- Oh Mom! Mom!
I will never be on board...
I am too scaredMom
Sister Sister!
Dude!
I am sorry
I will go directly by train from now!
Uff! That almost killed me!
Toffee, maam?
Huh toffee!
I love eating toffees.
But we dont have any money.
Its free, maam. You dont need to pay.
Oh, free! She doesnt
know that, her first time.
Here you go!
Hey! You took all of the toffees?
Didnt my father advise us so?
Never leave anything you get for free.
Lick up every morsel, even if its tar.
Huh! What will I eat then?
Go on ask for more, its all free.
- Heres our sis-in-law, sis-in-law!
- Oh sis-in-law!
Oh toffee dispensing sis-in-law!
- Yes?
- She wants to suck some toffee,
give her some.
Okay, sir.
- Coming up.
- Hut
Drink, sir?
Drink sir?
Drink?
Yes.
She wants us to drink up!
Ahh! English or Bangla?
Ill reiterate in Bengali,
would you gentlemen like to imbibe?
I think theres Bangla. (Local alcohol)
Oh, bangla. A pint would be fine.
Sir, pint as in?
- Um, pint as in...
- Middle uncle!
Sorry sir, you are only
allowed three pegs.
Theyll serve three pegs.
Youd have to pay for more.
Damn it!
Why would I pay for drinks here?
Kali bros joint is much better.
Do something,
- serve us whatevers free.
- Okay sir.
- Do pour a thick one.
- Sure!
Ahh, Bala! Ahh.
Hey boss! Are you drunk?
What?
- You are drunk.
- What did you say?
Hmm.
- I am drunk?
- A little.
Bastard, I am drunk?
Damn you!
I am drunk?
- There goes my buzz!
- Ahh?
I am drunk?
Bastard, youre the one
who drank so much...
Whats your problem, ohh!
And Im the one whos drunk?
Ahh!!!
- What are they doing?
- These crazy people!
Ill get down now!
Sister-in-law, sister-in-law!
Whats your problem?
Thats why I dont drink.
What a place!
Hey Im famished, really famished.
Hey, I also seem to have rats running
around in my stomach.
Oh my stomach is full to the brim.
What?
- With piss.
- Ishh.
Theres a river lapping up in my stomach.
Yuck!
Yuck?!
Never mind, well stand here,
you go ahead and clear your stomach bro?
Yes youre right, here hold this.
Oi! Hold this, take care of it.
Now where is it, bastard.
Theres the toilet! There.
There wasnt a mirror right then,
where did this come from?
Damn!
This is why people are amazed with London.
There isnt a mirror but
my hands are moving!
Hot damn, the mirrors
blowing at me as well!
What kind of a mirror is this?
Im compelled to do whatever he is doing.
Do I splash some water?
There you are bro!
We are trapped;
the London police force is after us.
Yes police, run fast! Dont start!
I cant cope with this Bala anymore.
He inserted a one rupee
coin in a weighing machine.
- There!
- What should I do?
No one takes a rupee coin anymore.
A toto doesnt, an auto doesnt,
even Bapi the shopkeeper doesnt!
- Damn! Idiot!
- This is why I had to use it.
Oh there was a local person
who put in a pound coin.
Seeing him, Bala went
ahead and put in a rupee coin!
- You stupid boy!
- As soon as I inserted it,
the machine stopped working.
Stop!
Run!
Oii Oii...
Stop! I said Stop!
Wait for me!
So? We caught you finally?
Where will you run?
You put in a foreign
coin in a local machine.
Youll feel the ramifications today.
Youre a Bengali as well?
Yes. Basirhats Bhombol Koley.
London police constable.
How I became one is a long story.
But what everyone knows...
is that a crime is never
forgiven by Bhombol Koley.
Ahmm... we put in a local
coin in a foreign machine.
Why did you say the entire opposite?
Why did you say that a foreign coin
was put in a local machine?
Did I say that?
Yes, you said exactly that.
Then which is my country?
Where I work or where I was born!
Dona, what do you think?
What is my country?
London or Basirhat?
London or Basirhat?
- Eh, dunno.
- Let it be.
What?
They escaped?
How?
Oh God, oh God!
Oh! Oh!
Today was really fun!
I ran after so long.
Eh?
Thank you.
What? What are you saying, bro?
Ei, whats wrong with this one?
Off.
He got carried away!
Nothing happened.
- Lets go.
- So,
- we are a long way from Kusumpur, right?
- What should I say?
Brother-in-law wont be
able to catch me anymore.
- Who is this brother-in-law?
- Who?
There - there there
there there there there!
Jamai da, Jamai da,
our production manager.
- Damn it!
- Na na na na na na!
- Im not saying that!
- Then Who?
Sudhir bhai!
- Sudir bhai? [Bengali expletive]
- Yes!
Hey, I think hes lost his senses.
Hes gone completely insane!
My brother-in-law says that I am mad.
Now I remember!
He fell down then right;
he must have hurt his head.
He must have lost his memory.
Hes lost everything - Haat!
Is that even possible?
No one talks above me!
Ive seen twenty one films of Sukhen Das,
he lost his memory after hitting
his head in eighteen of them!
Hey listen! Look at me!
Tell me? Tell me truthfully,
did you forget everything?
Tell me who are there at home?
- At my house?
- Yes?
Theres sister, Pipi,
Shanti sister, - Shanti sister?
Shantis son Bunty?
Roghu dada, and -
Tell me some more names now?
And brother-in-law!
Oh! Brother-in-law brother-in-law!
Hit me with a mighty orange!
Hit me!
Dont be late, people!
- Where are the rest?
- Think hes forgotten everything!
So? Will you guys keep on standing
there or do we leave?
Brother-in-law, we are
coming! We are coming!
Come on brother-in-law, come on!
- Come on!
- Brother-in-Law!
Give me the suitcase, go on!
Did you bring cold oil for our heads?
Anyway, we would need it!
Go on, get up get up!
- Come on, oh Bappa bro!
- Get up!
Ahh! Finished up both number
one and two after landing in London.
Now I can scream and say,
I hug you London!
What?
Hot damn!
Where did they go to?
Hot damn!
Did they run off on seeing that Im late?
Yes yes, Im coming!
And drop to your home?
Ill be here from Waterloo Street.
Right. Within an hour - hey,
What a surprise! Thief thief!
Thief, help help!
Somebody, please help!
Hey!!
Abbey oi!
The level crossing gates
down, cant you see?
Blind as a bat!
Hey, you!
Abbey oi!
Will give you such a
bashing if you give a rise!
Go on, get out!
Thank you, thank you.
- Here.
- This is mine!
- Yes.
- Thank you...
Surprising, what are you doing here?
What a surprise, youre here?
Why? Cant I be here?
Of course, What a surprise!
I mean, I never thought Id see you here
in London, What a surprise!
Why?
Was I supposed to die
and come here as a spirit?
Hahahaha! What a surprise, good joke!
The others didnt come in?
They did!
Even I couldnt recognize these
selfish people, how will you?
Surprisingly, I thought the same as well.
Right, but how did you recognize me?
What a surprising thought!
I came over to your house with a proposal,
why will I not recognize you?
Proposal of what exactly?
A marriage proposal between you and Hiya?
Dont you remember anything?
What a surprisingly bad memory!
Meaning?
Hah, Im not getting if youre joking or
have you completely forgotten,
lets see if Hiya remembers...
There, Hiyas arrived!
Hiya!
What? Youre surprised as well?
Now do you remember?
Hmm?
What a surprise, what a relief!
You know Hiya, a snatcher
was trying to lift my bag
when Ujan surprisingly jumped
up like a hero and retrieved it!
Hohoho!
- Really!
- Yeah, haha!
Thanks a lot! How are you, Ujan?
Umm - Ujans really good!
Hahahaha!
You know Ujan, I really wanted
you and Hiya to get married.
Surprisingly, your sister
wanted that as well,
but- ummm.
Why didnt the wedding take place then
uncle, if everyone wanted it?
Uhhh uhhh...!!
Um, listen Ujan.
I prefer to be up-front about everything.
When we went to your house that day,
I really didnt like your
show of cowardice.
Then when that cup fell
over from your shaking hands,
I just couldnt tolerate it any more.
Uhh - actually - yes!
I had dengue then!
Dengue!
Yes! My dengue fever was the
reason behind my shaky hands!
My platelets fell so much,
that I couldnt even hold my cup straight.
What a surprise, you had such
a bout of dengue my dear?
Yes uncle, a very high dengue fever.
Ohhh, then its -
Uncle? Has the wedding been...
completely called off?
What a surprise!
If the both of you want to,
I dont have any qualms -
hehe hahahahaha!
Thats right!
- If the babe agrees, then so do I!
- Yes yes! Right, Right!
Baba, Im going to the car.
Yes, were coming as well, hehehehe!
- Its really cold!
- Hot damn! Its freezing out! Uff!
Hey lunatic, come help unload the luggage!
Whats up?
- Hey boss!
- Ei! Huh!
- Hey, where you off to?
- I wont go, I wont go!
Where will you go?
I dunno.
What do you mean by dont know?
This is a foreign country!
As it is, youve become
an insane Sukhen Das!
Youll be publicly lynched
if you do anything wrong!
Lynched as in?
Hes forgotten his
Hindi, youll be hit, hit!
Hit?
Yes!
Who-wholl hit me?
No one knows you here -
so anyone can beat you up!
Off!
No one will beat me up if I go there?
Wholl dare to! Arent you my boss?
Im there for you!
If anyone even tries
to, Ill break his arm!
- Are you sure?
- Yes!
Then Ill follow you wherever you go.
- Absolutley...
- I think hes lost his entire memory!
Oh shut up you know-it-all!
Boss, let's go inside.
Hey, will my father come
here and unload this?
Nope, your grandfather.
Come here, go!
Come in Ujan.
- Wow! This is the real deal!
- Hahahaha!
You like it?
- Hiya...
- Yes...
Show him around the house,
What a surprise, Ill
brew some tea for you two!
Go on!
Now give me those bags.
Oho theres so much
happiness in the air...
So, what was your subject?
Meaning?
I mean, what did you study?
- Me?
- Hmm.
Ahh - dress, costume.
Ohhh, garments technology.
Oi! Technology. And - uhm... You?
Haha, I couldn't ask you anything
that day due to my dengue fever.
Im studying farmers rights
now after finishing my masters.
Ahh, right. Right.
Listen Ujan,
we really need to think
about the farmers now.
Hmm!
Studying about farmers
rights is really important.
A really important matter of study.
So, do you know anything
about farmers rights?
Hmm! I do, a bit.
Great philosophers have said,
Long live our soldiers, our farmers.
We do respect our soldiers,
we stand up and salute them.
But the farmers?
We ignore them completely.
Yet they are the ones who sweat day
in and out to ensure that we can eat.
But they neither have
bread, nor clothes, nor land.
They dont even get proper
rates for their harvests,
the poor ones.
Ahh... I am right, right?
Yes!
Youre absolutely right!
You explained it so well, much better
than reading a hundred pages on it.
Great!
Can I get..
- Can I get a drink of water?
- Oh Shit!
My throats parched.
Please please, come inside, please.
Come.
Come.
Sit down here for a
while; Ill bring your drink.
What dear?
Its evident that you already like him.
What a surprise, thats obvious!
Since he knows so
much about farmers, hehe!
Ohh, so you were eavesdropping?
What a surprise, I won't?
Wont I check up on the person
Im handing over my daughter to?
Ufff, baba you are such a...
Hot damn!
This is fine!
Yes baba, listen.
Let it be, please get him his drink.
- Ill rustle up something for Ujan to eat.
- Okay!
Oh - hehehehe.
What a surprise, what are you doing here?
Hehe... Just eavesdropping -
Eavesdropping?!
No no! I wasnt listening on you.
Then?
See these trees? The call of the birds?
This reminded me of Bengal.
- That is what I was eavesdropping on.
- Ahh,
What a surprise!
Now, drink this water.
So where are you staying?
I havent decided yet, uncle.
What a surprise!
I was searching for a hotel,
but I cant recognize anything!
Youve come to our London and
are searching for a hotel?
Is that even something to say! Hmmph!
Youll stay with us here.
No uncle, how can that be?
No that will be! What a surprise!
Ei Hiya, Hiya dear! Hiya!
Whats wrong?
Listen to what Ujans
saying, What a surprise!
Show him the room upstairs.
Hes saying that hell
stay at a hotel in London.
Hmm, the guest room!
Go on, drink up your water, and go on up!
Go on!
Okay, if you insist.
Was this really necessary?
Come! Hmm...
So? Like the room?
Hmm, a fine room!
Hehe, okay rest up,
Ill talk with you later!
A minute!
Hmm?
So,
you didnt say anything then?
When?
Oh, when I told your father...
about re-starting the proposal.
Hmm.
- You should do something.
- Hmm?
Resend an application.
Ill reconsider if youll
get another chance.
Heh.
But,
I'm thinking.
About?
I was thinking, what
should be the colour...
of my application envelope be in?
Dhat! A nutcase.
Name...
I carve your name
But I dont know how to send
The envelope wrapping
with my heart (filled with love)
Name...
I carve your name
But I dont know how to send
The envelope wrapping
with my heart (filled with love)
Your intoxicated slight smile
Makes my mind for craving rather more
Your intoxicated slight smile
Makes my mind for craving rather more
Oh Darling...
Name...
I carve your name
I've become imbalanced & unstable
And I am unable to find any way
I've become imbalanced & unstable
And I am unable to find any way
How empty I am Without you
How empty I am Without you
Your intoxicated slight smile
Makes my mind for craving rather more
Your intoxicated slight smile
Makes my mind for craving rather more
Oh Darling...
Name...
I carve your name
At the moment and rest of the moment
I only desire you
At the moment and rest of the moment
I only desire you
I am not feeling okay Without you
I am not feeling okay Without you
Your intoxicated slight smile
Makes my mind for craving rather more
Your intoxicated slight smile
Makes my mind for craving rather more
Oh Darling...
Name...
Tell me where is Ujan?
Tell me..tell me where is he?
I dont know..i dont know anything
Her words are not believable, Sudhir!
She and her daughter know everything.
She is lying to you!
Tell me where is Ujan?
Dad... dad..Please dont hit mom!
Mom didnt do anything...
she really doesnt know anything
He has no place to escape!
I will surely find him out!
Rajesh!
Rajesh!
Just like that! Coming!
- When will you start, Rajesh?
- Im ready sir,
but our hero is still
talking on the phone.
Cant you call him, sir?
- Wonder what he talks so much on the phone.
- Cmon man.
- Hey, Kevin!
- Waste of time!
- Ei Surojit!
- Yes Joydeep da, coming!
- I am coming, I am coming!
- Oh, call up Mohit?
- Hes still on the phone.
- Yes brother.
The shots ready.
- Baby, I can explain it to you...
- Sir!
- What is it?
- Shot ready.
Cant you see that Im on the phone?
Go and check if my double
dress is ready or not...
- Ill come after my conversation.
- Okay sir.
Sorry baby.
Bala bro, - Yes...
double costume ready?
Absolutely ready, I
brought it over, oh Runa?
- Wheres the double costume, bring it out
- Yes, well go for the shot.
I am doing so! Do I have four hands?
- So?
- What?
- Theres only one hero.
- Yes
Then why do they need
a pair of same clothes?
An action scene going on right?
One might get torn, one might get dirty,
so we need double costumes.
I have to explain this to you now.
Who is this?
I have no clue.
How will I know?
So, may I go and watch
a bit of the shooting?
Yes yes, you are the
producer after all, go on!
If you dont know then who will?
The farmers told me...
that you took their land from them?
Who knows what this ones talking about.
What happened? Why you are quiet, tell me?
- The farmers told you all this?
- Hmm!
They are really out of line.
Wait, will have to talk
with them when I return.
Hmm, hes acting really fishy.
Will have to prove what hes worth today.
Umm, are you looking for someone?
Not really! No one!
Lets go towards the river.
What is the matter?
Let's go!
Theres our babu looking
at the shooting, hehe.
Hehe, whats up?
You escaped then, but now?
Wholl save you now?
Even a child is not spared by Bhombol
Koley when a crime is committed.
Ive finally found you!
You stay here Dona, I'll catch him!
Ei! Where would you run!
- Oh, come on Bhombol!
- Eee! Great uncle, bless us -
- may I grow up to be wise.
- Ei! Wait, wait I tell you!
Dont run!
Ei! Where are you running! Look out!
Ei wait here! Wait!
Youve made me run so much!
Eeeeeee!!! Oh God!
Ahh, it hurts!
Oh Father!
Mom Ill go!
Hes hitting a cop! Eeeee!!
Its either you or me!
You dare hit Bhombol Koley?
Do you know what I can do to you?
Oh father!
So uncle, who sent you?
Hiya.
You were testing me, right?
Yes.
Oh good, fluent Bengali.
Haat! Get off!
- Hello?
- This is not done, Sudhir babu.
What a surprise, you could have come
here with your brother-in-law.
- As in?
- Here as in, in London.
Ujan is staying here with us.
He said that hes here on business,
but what a surprise
that would mean one cant stay
with us? Hahahahaha.
I do not understand anything you say.
You dont have to get anything,
just hurry over here now.
Surprisingly, by the looks of it,
we have to set the dates
immediately, Hehehe, - For what?
Dont you get it? For
their marriage, hahahaha!
All right, all right, Ill reach
there in two-three days.
Good good, thats fine. See you then?
Do come over. I was saying...
Whats wrong? Youre not saying anything?
Are you angry with me?
Not really.
May I say something?
Yes?
Umm - have you started loving me?
Mmmm, I am warming up to you;
it would take a while to start loving.
You know... This is a very special lake.
How come?
It can prove how much a boy loves a girl.
How?
Its really simple.
The girl throws a pound in the water.
The boy jumps in and retrieves it.
Look there.
If he cant bring it back?
That happens most of the time.
Actually there are very few lovers...
who can prove their love.
Come.
Where are you going?!
Ill prove it now.
The half-charged battery of
my love is much more powerful
than the fully charged
ones of any other boy.
Murmuring...
Look at that boy, why are
you staring off there?
Hes supposed to be the
dresser and me the assistant,
wonder how!
Were saved only because
you came over this time.
I never expected
our bro to flip like this.
Bala, Im digging him
after hes flipped though.
Meaning?
He couldnt stand me at first.
Even I absolutely detested him.
But now, I think I
want to start dating him.
Hehehehe - Hehehehe.
I fully understood that!
Hero heroine, the heroines uncle,
the comedians uncle,
Id have to wash everyones clothes,
iron them as well,
Id have to make sure they wear them.
Hutt! Ones staring at the other,
the others zone off completely. Hmm!
Listen! Hey you!
Prepare the heroines dress,
or else the producer will kick us out of
here on the next flight. Hutt!
Hey! Whats this!
Is anyone there? Is anyone here?
Bala?
Here here, Im here. Im here.
Oww.
Hiya... Hold my hand.
Oh my God, no ones
been able to retrieve a coin till date.
You - youre the first one...
Who truly loves you? Right?
Ajan? Ajan?
A boy, who really loves his lover,
is scared of going into the water.
His love is thus proved null.
Now someone whos just began to start
loving his lover, his love has been proved.
Just cause he could
retrieve a coin from the water.
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
Im sorry Hiya, but I lied to you.
I didnt get the coin from the water.
It was in my pocket.
The person whom Im starting to love,
with whom I dream of having a future with,
I didnt want to be dishonest with her.
Now consider this, is a
coward not worth loving?
Ajan? Ajan?
Retrieving a coin from
the water is not love,
but saving a drowning person is.
Forgive me, Ujan.
I tried to test your love
without truly understanding.
Im sorry.
What?
Im sorry.
What?
Im sorry.
What?
I love you.
Ajan? Open your eyes,
Ajan...
Ajan? Ajan
Hello Life, Life.
Hello Life, Life.
My babys called me her life,
hello her life,
My babys infectious
sweet smile beckons me,
Oh it beckons me!
Oh my babys called me her life,
hello her life,
My babys infectious
sweet smile beckons me,
Baby, my life my life,
Oh baby, my life!
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Hello Life, Life.
Hello Life, Life.
Oh hes stolen my
heart in the thick of day,
said so much in the name of love!
Oh hes stolen my
heart in the thick of day,
said so much in the name of love!
Baby, my life my life,
Oh baby, my life!
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Oh poor soul hes
fallen in love seeing me,
forgotten to swim even
in the waters of love,
Oh poor soul hes
fallen in love seeing me,
forgotten to swim even
in the waters of love,
Hello Life, Life.
Hello Life, Life.
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Speak through your eyes, not your lips;
play with my heart -
Baba, dhat!
What a surprise! What drama! Haha.
Oh, youre not eating anything!
You love to feed, and I love to eat.
What a surprise that you should.
This is the age to eat as well. Hahaha.
(Doorbell rings)
What a surprise, whos here now.
Eat up the both of you -
through your eyes, teyo!
Speak up! teyo! teyo!
Hey, say it again.
What?
Dhat!
Dhat! Haha...
Oh look whos here,
Ujan. Sudhir babus arrived!
Now whos this Sudhir babu?
Meaning? You dont know
your own brother-in-law?
Hehe, yes my brother-in-law. Hehe.
Ujan, please dont lose your temper.
I do not like your brother-in-law at all.
Look Ujan, how your brother-in-law
missed you and came over.
Looks like theres a lot going on
between the two brother-in-laws?
What a surprise!
How dare you run away from home
without informing anyone?
Hmm!
What a surprise, did
you run away from home?
Running away has to be
obviously done without informing.
If I do inform, is that even running
away, brother-in-law?
Hehe, you told me that
youre on a business tour?
Actually brother-in-law
doesnt let me work at all,
so one has to run away
from my brother-in-law.
Isnt that right, brother-in-law?
Wow!
Looks like youve become
quite a smarty on arriving here?
Oi! When was I ever unsmart?
I was always smart,
wasnt I brother-in-law?
Theres a saying, Dont grow too much,
youll fall into a storm -
I know the next line,
Dont be too small,
a goat will eat you up!
- Isnt that right, brother-in-law?
- Hehe oh dear!
Looks like the banter
between the two brothers...
will keep on going, What a surprise!
Anyway lets move on,
tell me Sudhir bro, how
long are you here for.
Ive already booked my return tickets.
Will be returning on
this evenings flight.
Ujan and me.
Will have to go with this
chap to see where this leads.
Ei ei wheres my bag?
Ei hurry up, hurry up you guys.
Oh we are coming, come on!
Lets go home!
- Brother-in-law -
- Whom did you see? Whats wrong?
Ajan?
Whats wrong?
Brother-in-law! Hell
beat me if he sees me!
Hell kill me!
Oh, why are you scared,
nothings going to happen,
there are so many of us, nothing will
happen to you, lets go!
No, No, I wont go!
AAjan!
Hahahahaha! Sudhir babu, Ill then
inform you after making the arrangements,
What a surprise! Hahaha!
Should we go?
Yes, lets go.
See you.
I wont go! I wont go -
But we wont be able to
return home if the plane leaves.
Runa, I have no wish to go back home.
I want to spend the rest
of my life here, with you.
Really?
Okay fine, now wipe your tears?
I didnt leave to die, neither did I die.
Whats up? Which corner
did you go off to die in?
Thats why I returned unscathed.
Yes, our Dears become
over smart on reaching London.
Thats why he has ready
replies for everything.
Hey!
Oh, what is this?
Again a comeback?
This is strange, why are you shoving me?
Oh uncle! He has learnt
to question things as well!
Hes asking why hes being shoved.
Show him what else
is stored for him, uncle.
Hey! Why did you escape? Huh?
Tell me why did you escape?!
I escaped -
I told you before Sudhir,
Arunima must have sent him there
so that he doesnt sign the paper.
Again the paper - what paper?
As if you dont know, are
you playing dumb? Haat!
- Ujan, Ujan? You?
- Drama? Huh?
No! Dont hit him, dont hit him.
Ill make sure he cant...
- stand anymore after today.
- No!
Forgive him; I am
falling down at your feet.
Forgive him. Dont hit him.
Take all the wealth he has.
Take all the wealth he has.
But dont hit him like an
animal. Dont hit him anymore.
I am prostrating at
your feet, dont hit him.
Make sure your brother understands...
All the papers will be
ready by day after tomorrow.
He should sign them with nary a word.
If he doesnt, Ill make sure he
cant even speak anymore.
I insist that hell sign;
hell sign whatever you give him to.
Dont hit him!
Better remember that.
- My Jaan. My brother.
- Jaan Uncle, Jaan Uncle!
Youve returned, Jaan
mama? You left without me?
- Pipi!
- Shes fainted!
Take her to your room Jaan,
take her to the room.
Lay her here.
Pipi?
Pipi dear? Open your eyes...
look your Jaan uncles here.
Does this happen with her a lot?
No, no,
after you left,
she searched the entire house for you.
You do know how much she loves you.
Then when they started
beating me on not finding you,
the little kid couldnt take it anymore.
She hasnt even eaten properly for days.
Her happiness on seeing
you after so long today -
But, but why did you return here, brother?
How will I save you now, Jaan?
How will I save you?
Jaan Uncle? Jaan Uncle?
Darling, open your eyes?
Look, Im here.
Me, your Jaan Uncle.
Jaan Uncle, youve come back Jaan Uncle?
Dad used to hit you, that's
why you ran Jaan Uncle?
Dad used to hit Mom
as well after you left.
Look at her hands, its all bruised.
This is our fate, oh brother.
This is our fate.
Why else would you have to stay like this
in spite of being the owner of this house?
But why did you return
even after knowing all this?
How will I save you now, brother?
Ujan? Ujan, leave us.
No! Promise me now, youll never leave us.
Yes Pipi,
I promise.
Until the day you have tears in your eyes,
you will be hurt, you will be sad;
Ill never leave you both till that day.
Shit!
Ive tried calling Bala so many times,
couldnt get through!
Now Ive lost all my pounds.
Hehe, thats good.
Thats good?
The planes left us, we have no money,
where will we stay, and what will we eat?
Why?
Youll stay in jail,
and will be beaten up.
Now you wont be able to run.
So, what are your names?
Umm - his names AAjan -
- Hmm?
- And my name is Runa.
Lets see your passports. Passport!
Hmm, hmm!!!
I was right, I suspected this as well.
You came to London
on a false name, sister.
- False name? Meaning?
- Its written Ujan Chowdhury here,
but you told me its AAjan. Hmm?
- You are under arrest.
- Yep, youre both under arrest.
Sir, we didnt do anything. Sir?
I am enjoying myself here.
Damn! Have you lost your mind?
Does anyone enjoy
themselves in a prison cell?
I am enjoying it.
It seems like the both of us,
are starting a family here in this cell.
Dont you remember
anything from back home?
I remember my elder
sister, I remember Pipi,
but when my brother-in-laws
face looms up again,
I feel scared.
Your elder sister, Pipi, who are they?
Dont you remember your mother?
I have no one else;
you at least have your mother.
My mother passed away when I was born.
And my father was -
Why did you stop?
Nothing!
Tell me who you really are
Im Ujan, Ujan.
I tried explaining it to
you and Bala for so long.
None of you got it.
Both of you thought that I might have got
hurt in my head and forgotten everything.
Hot damn!
Arent you Bhai?
No! Im Ujan!
Initially I tried to explain,
but eventually stopped
Figured let them think
whatever they want to,
if they find out Im Ujan,
will they throw me out?
Will they send me back
to my brother-in-law?
Mostly I was scared of...
going someplace far away from you.
After knowing that I am
Ujan, if they send me away,
I wont be able to see you anymore.
I wont be able to stay without you, Runa.
You know, Runa? I love you a lot.
If the police keep us here forever,
thatll be the best.
Well be able to stay together.
Will you stay together, Runa?
You wont leave me?
Ill not go anywhere without you, Ujan.
No where.
Well stay together
for the rest of our lives.
Consciously, unconsciously,
Moving, with your flow,
Consciously, unconsciously,
Moving, with your flow,
For some reason, in my mind,
keep thinking about you.
Stroking a brush, with colours
I want to paint you.
On feet, on our feet,
I lose my way,
lets walk, on our feet,
and lose our way.
Lets walk, on our feet,
and lose our way.
Lets walk, on our feet,
and lose our way.
When did my heart, become so quiet
never did realise,
when did my heart, lose itself to you
never did realise,
For some reason, in my mind,
keep thinking about you.
Stroking a brush, with colours
I want to paint you.
On feet, on our feet,
I lose my way,
lets walk, on our feet,
and lose our way.
Lets walk, on our feet,
and lose our way.
Lets walk, on our feet,
and lose our way.
Come on, Captain wants to talk with you.
This way, come on
Stay here
Looks like everything is in order to me.
Yeah, we can release
them without further charges.
Yes sir.
Here you go.
Uh - youre free to go
Sorry about that
Hello I was saying that Police released us
I know,
Sorry
why are you apologising?
You are doing your job after all; brother
what did you call me? Brother?
Did you call me your brother?
Ive been in London for so long;
this is the first time I was called that.
Then can we leave, brother?
Where will you go? Do you
have have anywhere to go?
Do you even have any
money in your pockets?
Hmm! Leave!
Till some arrangements can be made,
stay at my place.
Um - at your house?
Hehehe, nothing to be afraid of
Ill personally ensure
that you get back home.
You can stay at your brothers
place for the time being.
Fine?
So Sudhir Bro is happens to
be my Brother-in-law? Umm,
who is staying since 20
years, ruling everyone.
But Jaan dear, why you
heard this story after the ages?
I dont understand anything!
Hehe, youll understand
everything on proper time.
May I come in brother-in-law?
What do you want?
You asked me last day that
why did I elope from home...
I couldnt say the truth in front of them,
Today I want to share it with you,
Tell me why did you escape?
If I didnt escape from the house,
youd get signed from me on a paper
And I would have died after this signature
Who told you these?
Shanti sister
Shanti?
What did she say?
She threatened me that...
instead of you I should transfer
all of the wealth to her only.
Otherwise shell poison me to death.
She said all these stuffs?
Yes, she said I will
kill you with poison,
and will kill your Sudhir Bro too
Then Ill enjoy this whole wealth alone!
Inauspicious lady!
After destroying her in-law family, now she wants
to enjoy the whole of the assets of this house!
What?
Not only that, he said
After destroying her in-law house, now she wants
to enjoy the whole of the assets of this house.
He said all these stuffs?
Sudhir?
Can I tolerate that someone will
overthrow my mom from my house?
You dont worry.
When next time Lawyer will come here
to get signed from you,
I will be here.
Ill see what he does!
And dont tell anyone that you
have shared me everything. Umm?
Umm,
who?
- Hey leave na.
- Me, Bunty Bro, its me.
Bro Bunty, shall I massage your body?
Oh Ujan?
Ya come come and massage me well.
Urghh Oh God!
Hey what are you doing?
I massaged your back!
I dont need, dont need
to massage my back.
Go and bring a cup of tea for me!
Why? You swine!
Am I a servant of your father?
What did you say?
I am saying that Am I
a servant of your father?
You son of Shanti!
You are taking my fathers name? Hey you!
Get up!
I have just taken your fathers name now;
youll get to see how many other
names I am going to take.
Get up, get up!
Now Ill skin you.
Hey you!
Oh my God!
Whats the matter?
Why you guys are making
noise at break of day?
Uncle, uncle, oh uncle!
This guy is very dangerous!
Just a minute back
he beats me like a hell!
Whats the meaning of
beats like hell brother-in-law?
After enter the room I saw Bunty bro...
is trying to swim on the
floor and shouting repeatedly.
I just helped him to get up on the bed.
Is it called beats like hell?
Uncle hes lying completely.
I just asked him to
bring a cup of tea for me.
He answered me that
Am I your fathers
servant? You son of Shanti!
and then he starts beating me.
He again said about beats like a hell.
And why youll ask me to bring tea,
I enter the room with a cup of tea only!
There it is.
Uncle, uncle, uncle, he
is lying completely uncle!
Shut up! Just shut up.
Your condition is because of
your regular alcohol consumption.
- No uncle.
- From today onwards your drinking habit...
will be prohibited, thats it.
- Uncle, I dont do anything.
- Hey where are your alcohol bottles?
Hey hey Hey Ujan.
Dont you dare touch them.
Brother-in-law? These are called alcohol?
Yes, these are called alcohol
Oh I thought these are juice.
Go and keep these bottles in my room.
- Uncle please uncle.
- Shut up.
Dont utter a word.
- Brother-in-law?
- Hmm?
Whats the meaning of beating like hell?
Keep these bottles in
my room. I will explain. Go.
Okay okay.
- Uncle please believe...
- Hey dont utter a word.
Shit
May I come in?
Oh Mr. Lawyer has come. Please come.
Uncle? Mr Lawyer has
come at early morning?
Whats the matter?
I know the matter.
He thought that while we are sleeping...
hell get signed everything
from Ujan by Mr. Lawyer.
Dont over react sister.
Shut up!
The man who can plan to throw away
his own sister he can do anything.
Thats the best I could do. The best!
A sister who can plan
poison his own brother,
she should be abandoned from the house.
Dont talk this rubbish!
Havent you said that I
am an inauspicious lady?
I have an idea that this kind a showdown
could be possible in slum area only.
But if people get to know that what are real
condition of this type of so called wealthy family!
- I will say it again and again!
- Oh, one moment one moment.
Hey Uncle who told you that mom
has told these stuffs about you?
Ujan.
And mom?
Who told you that Uncle has
told these stuffs about you?
Ujan!
Ujan!
That means Ujan is trying to split you.
Ujan?
Is he so clever?
- Where is that snakelet, bring him to me?
- Here brother-in-law!
Ahhh! He was sleeping
under a rock till now,
now hes finally come out of his skin.
Pooft!
To strike.
So? Should I?
Youve become arrogant
after going to London.
Speaking out of line,
way out of line! Haat!
Haha!
So brother-in-law? Pooft!
How did you like the strike?
Yes? Haha!
Jaan? What are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
Dont you worry, sis.
What had to happen is happening.
A blunt rock if struck every
day eventually becomes sharp.
I was beaten till now,
Ill be doing the beating now.
No brother mine, whats done is done,
dont you do anything. Dont do anything.
Ujan!
Hey! Ohhh -
E Ujan!
Ujan, what are you doing?
Oww! Oh my God!
Ohh, o Bunty! Hes hitting your uncle!
E Ujan stop!
Ujan - dont be like this dear.
Am I not like your mother?
Like my mother?
Mother! Mother! Mother!
So Shantis son?
Whatll happen with you?
Uncle uncle, sorry -
Hold your ears and start some sit-ups.
Ei hold your ear, hold your ear!
Hmm!
Lets start!
One!
Two!
Three!
Hmm! Very good!
Continue!
Five -Hey!
Ahh - I got this paper
to be signed by you.
Its not needed anymore.
Ill take my leave, okay?
Not at all!
Long live Rajababu, - Theyve come.
Do one thing,
bring the official
papers of all the farmers.
Hmm Okay.
Come on get up my Brother-in-law, get up.
Yes, hey stop.
Lets go.
There our Raja babu!
Namaskar.
Namaskar namaskar.
I am greeting my pranam &
salam to all the native of Kusumpur.
A few days back some people
fooled Mr. Ujan Chowdhury,
even they cheated all the
inhabitants of Kusumpur.
Even they made understand everyone
that itll help to flourish the village.
But it was wrong.
Now, today on behalf of Ujan Chowdhury all
the official papers will return to you.
Long live Rajababu,
long live Rajababu.
Sister, please come here once.
Me?
Please hand over the papers to them.
- Long live Ujan babu long live.
- In spite of so many people, why me?
You are the only daughter
of this chowdhury family,
and daughters are the
Goddess of wealth in the house.
Spread your blessings to all, Sister.
Come dear sister.
Poltu Polley,
Here. give it tp him.
Take it.
Long live Rajababu. Long live Rajababu
Long live Rajababu. Long live Rajababu
Its not connecting!
Leave it, you wont get him!
Wont I get him!
Who knows what hes doing,
what hes eating in that foreign land!
I dont even know if
hes in danger or not!
Oh, why will he be in danger!
Why are you worrying so much,
Runas there with him,
why will there be any danger?
There is, ah - - Wait.
Here, here Bhai has just called!
Now, talk with him.
I have nothing to say.
Oh, is there any need
to be angry like that?
Wait wait wait!
Bhai! Have you returned
or are you still in London?
I returned back, but to a different place.
Where?
Kusumpur.
Kusum - - Dont tell Ammi anything.
Come to Kusumpur tomorrow. And listen,
hand the phone to Ammi once.
Here, take it.
Na! I told you to tell him.
I have nothing to say, tell him that!
What, you have nothing to say?
Okay Ill tell him that.
He was saying that hes been
feeling uneasy from yesterday.
Oh lord!
Hello? So I was saying that,
take two bulbs of garlic and eat it up.
Then drink a glass of water,
youll feel fine immediately.
Wont you talk with me, Ammi?
Na! I havent seen you for how long now?
Dont I worry myself for you?
What do you care?
Do you even worry about me?
How long do you even
think about your Ammi?
Not a single son in this world
tell his mom, Ma, I love you.
Since this love is so deep,
it remains unspoken.
I wont say that out aloud as well,
however angry you may get.
Youve learnt a lot of
big words, havent you?
When will you return back to me?
Ill return.
Ive dragged myself into
some really important work.
Ill return as soon as its over.
Thats fine.
I can see that the
third is a perfect date.
And What a surprise, theres
not a better date after that.
Im not a professional though.
What is your priest recommending?
Yes hold on, hes
right here in front of us.
Aabb - Head priest can you please check,
he just informed that theres
a good date on the third,
- and none better after that. Can you confirm?
- Looking into it.
Yes, I cant see a
better date after the third.
Yes, he agrees.
Then why wait, lets get it done!
Yes! Hey hey hey - Arunima?
Hmm?
You dont have any
problem, any objections right?
If Ujan gets married on the third?
What objection would I have?
Yes, then its settled,
Ujans sister has no objection,
then let the wedding
take place on the third?
What a surprise! Let it! Hahahaha!
So, oh Ronodeep babu?
- Yes?
- There was a request.
- Name it!
- I mean, if by breaking the rules,
the wedding takes place here?
I mean, if the wedding is done from here,
would you have any objection?
Absolutely not! Adityas spirit
would be in peace as well.
Hahahaha, then its settled?
Yes, well be meeting soon?
Hmm, really soon!
Thank you thank you,
Ronodeep babu, thank you.
Now heres our Ujan babu!
Here Ujan babu, I just had a talk with
Ronodeep babu on the phone.
Your wedding has been decided to be
held on the third of next month, hehehe.
So? You dont have any problem, right?
- Wedding?
- Yes?
Yes, wedding!
Its a long time dream for
my brother to be married!
A pretty girl like Hiya
will come here as a bride.
So much fun, its Jaan uncles wedding!
Hehe yes! Make merry,
its Jaan uncles wedding!
Ei we have to prepare
fast, a lot needs to be done!
Theres only a few more days,
hey sis come here come here!
Oh, theres so much work left!
Listen, we have to finish
up our shopping by then.
Damn! its not even behind the almirah!
Where did you keep the passports?
Tell me honestly, where?
Yes, where did you keep the passport?
Passport?
I was saying, the passports
lost, you wont find it.
- Youve lost it?
- Hmm.
Youve lost your passport?
This is the biggest
problem in this country! Yes?
People come over, and
then tear up their passports!
Then they start living
here as local citizens,
and start overpopulating.
This is the biggest crime here!
I was offered a job to
prevent precisely this!
And now in my house,
oh the trouble Ive got into -
you guys lost your passports!
- Oh brother?
- Yes?
Im insisting, nothing
will happen, dont you cry.
Nothing will happen?
Yes! You have no one else here.
Who said that?!
Cant you keep the both of
us for the rest of your life?
What?
Well stay here?
What?
- Well start a family.
- A family?
Well have children - - Children!
Theyll start calling you Uncle Uncle!
Uncle uncle uncle, theyll start calling
me everything under the house!
For what bad luck did I
let you stay here, eat here?!
My emotion will result in my demotion!
The trouble I get into!
Who knows whatll happen to my job.
Hehehe!
Lord! May I keep my job!
May I let them go back home.
What?
Whats that hanging on the tree?
Oh dear! What have you done?!
My name is Bhombol Koley.
What is going on, Uncle?
I cant even recognize you anymore.
Youve completely flipped
To be flipped, and to flip, dont you
understand the difference, Bunty?
Hah!
Youre worthless.
Hello?
Am I talking to Sudhir Mitra?
Yes?
I got your number after calling
Kusumpur police department.
Im calling from London.
Are you Ujan Chowdhurys local guardian?
Yes, tell me why?
Long story!
Ujan Chowdhury has entered my
house and refuses to leave!
Immediately take him back home!
Hold on for a bit.
- What?
- Hold.
What nonsense are you spewing?
Ujan Chowdhurys walking
around right in front of me.
That cant be true!
Hes tap dancing on my chest right now!
And youre saying that hes over there!
A man of limited intellect like him
could take me for such a ride...
was unimaginable for me.
A man of limited intellect?
Yes, he tells me that,
I wont return back home! Brother-in-law will beat me!
Okay. Do something, Mister -
Bhombol Koley.
Yes Mr. Bhombol Koley,
my people will take them away from
there within a couple of days.
Thats their responsibility.
Thank you! Thank you!
Whats wrong uncle, whats the case?
I have to urgently go to London.
You might have to go as well.
London? Why?
Tu tu tu tu, wait wait wait wait,
bro wait, bro bro.
Oh brother, oh brother!
Yes, what is it?
- Which way is Kusumpurs Zamindar house?
- Right there.
Oi Bala!
Oye bro, e boss! One
minute. Here bro, here.
Coming, there there bro! Here bro!
Oh dear! Oh, its so slippery!
You set down in London and rose up here!
- I couldnt even imagine
- Its a long story.
Will tell you everything.
I was saying, Runa will be mighty
happy on seeing me here.
Runa?
Yes, why? Runa isnt with you?
Haat!
Why would Runa be with me?
Why would Runa be with you!
I saw how the both of
you romanced in London,
I thought that you guys had married
and were in hiding here.
You cant go back to Ajad colony.
Ill slap you right on the ear.
Youve fabricated your own tales now?
What tale?
Anyway, Runa hasnt returned from London?
Huh?
What are you getting at?
Huh!
She missed the plane with you!
Oh damn!
Hey Runaaa!
Hello?
Hey Jamai da? Runa -
that is my assistant, hasnt returned
from London, arent you at all worried?
Huh!
What kind of a production manager are you?
You stayed back with her.
I figured that maybe the both of you were
spending your holiday together.
Give me the line producers
number instead of trash talking.
I am here, Runa stayed back.
What? Wait wait,
Im in Sikkim right now.
Ill send you the number.
Hello?
Hello. Im the dresser Bhai speaking.
Yes, speak?
My assistant, that girl, Runa?
Hmm?
Shes stayed back there, hasnt returned.
What?
Can you please find something out?
Oh dear,
This has happened five-six days back.
Youre telling this to me now?
Oh bro, a mistake can
happen in such a big unit?
Listen, she cant roam around in the
streets of England for five or six days.
I think the police have
taken her under custody;
Ill check and will get back to you.
I dont understand anything.
Bala, its a long story.
Let me share you everything.
Yes, we did arrest them,
but after we released them.
Bhombol took them back to his place,
and is probably trying to
take them back to India.
Oh, I see.
Can I get Mr. Bhombols address?
Sure. Sir, can I get some paper, please?
Thank you.
Oh good God!
Its a big story!
It happened in cinema only.
Happened in real life too.
Youll realise this only after
facing quandary like this.
Whats the quandary?
You love Hiya, Hiya loves you.
Clean and simple matter.
Now perform all the rituals of
marriage and get married!
Oh ho you dont understand.
Hiya thinks I'm Ujan.
But I am not him.
And I will marry by a lie?
My mind is not supporting me.
Listen bro, do one thing.
You tell everything to Hiya and
after listening all these if she is
agreed to marry you thatll be best then.
- And what if she rejects my proposal?
- Amm...
Hiya?
Listen, I have something
important to discuss.
No discussions now.
Your first nights two days away,
discuss everything then.
Its really urgent, please.
- How can I talk, everyones here -?
- Oh,
someone hold Ujan babu and smear
turmeric on him with Hiya! Hold!
Hmm, did you say this?
The number you are
calling is switched off.
Hey look our groom is
observing our brides get up!
Hiya, its really something
important to discuss
Hey dear Jaan, you are here
and I am searching you all over the house.
Lets go lets go, you have to get ready
But I need to talk to...
My brother got completely
carried away for you
The grooms here
Please take your seat dear
Hmm.
Now tell me what I have to do
(Reciting mantras)
Give?
- How will I give?
- Grandpa,
Babas calling you.
(Reciting mantras)
Okay okay, wait - wait a bit.
Something important - - Thats fine.
Wait, Ill be back.
Coming.
Get up. Get up get up get up.
You Cheater, Loafer!
You didnt get anyone else to swindle?
How surprising! You only noticed my girl?
Please try to...
You thought no one will know?
What did you think?
Why you - - Ronodeep uncle!
What are you saying?
Who gave you the
right to say this to Ujan?
Hes not Ujan, Arunima
Hes Bhai, from Aajad Colony!
He looks just like Ujan,
What a surprise!
He tricked you by using that as a weapon,
tricked us - tricked my daughter.
He tried to nab this entire wealth.
- I dont believe a word of this.
- Neither did I at first.
Sudhir babu however, has all the proof.
Sudhir babu?
Bring his mother here.
Shanti?
Ajan!
Ajan?
You married without informing me, dear?
You didnt inform me
after returning from London,
you said you had some work.
Is this your work?
You married without informing me?
Why did you do this?
Oh dear, tell me why?
Am I not your Ammi, yes?
Believe me Amma, I
have done nothing wrong.
While trying to protest
against wrong doing...
I dont know when I got entangled
in this web of shadows
even I couldnt realize it, Ammi.
No.
If you really arent Ujan,
then answer one question.
Where is our Ujan?
Even if he doesnt
answer that question, I can.
I got an errant call,
where I was informed that
Ujan Chowdhury ran away from
home on the twenty eighth of March,
and that he was murdered
in Kusumpur by this Bhai.
He then took his passport
and visa and left for London.
He trapped Hiya mam there.
Then to take over the Kusumpur
Zamindari wealth, he returned back here.
See, see these are all lies
The truth can be decided on later.
For now, come to the
station for some questioning.
You cant arrest me
on some errant rumours.
I told you, its not an
arrest. Just questioning.
Hey! Take him to the Jeep.
Hey catch him, catch him, and catch him!
Dad!
Where does he go?
Who knows?
Came to this side I guess
Shall we search that side?
Yes can do that
Sir's coming!
Hey! Did you get him?
Cannot understand anything
Worthless
What shall I answer to Mr. Sudhir now?
Will have to find him out by any mean.
Sir! Lets go
Get into the car!
Dont cry darling,
please dont cry.
Howll you know that
this fraud is cheating us!
And what a surprise that
even I couldnt realize.
Such a bad boy.
Someone who lies to his mother
Oh, sir?
Miss Sumitas body
hasnt been released yet,
but - Sir was saying that...
I know.
One child couldnt be saved.
Yes, will you take his responsibility?
Hiya? A mistake is being made somewhere
Whats wrong, Dad?
We have to go somewhere immediately.
Or else something major may go down.
What mistake?
Bro, this boy is extremely dangerous.
He bluffed everyone, even you got cheated.
Alls well that ends well sister.
Lookalike Ujan ran away from police
and facing a severe issue.
Now I will murder the real Ujan Chowdhury
and will blame the fraud one! Haha
The boy isnt dead yet? Still alive?
Yes! Our goons have taken hostage
of him with his girlfriend in London.
I am going there.
After completing of the official
work, will dunk him on the river.
I have sent Bunty already.
I dont know.
I dont know anything - I know nothing.
Just make sure that my son stays
out of the polices hands.
What a surprise, please dont
withhold anything now.
So many lives will be wasted;
your sons as well.
No no - dont say that.
Sister, please tell us.
Dont say that my son will be -
I wont be able to live if
something happens to him.
Then open up about this - please.
That day -
That day -
after having that conversation
with you in the hospital -
If he gets to know that I
didnt give birth to him -
he wont call me Ammi anymore.
Wont call me Ammi anymore!
What are you saying?
When lord Krishna got
to know about Devaki,
did he stop calling Yashoda as his mother?
The bit I know about him, hell
call you Ammi for the rest of his life.
Ammi?
Everything.
I heard everything.
Even after listening I can say that,
I was born in a Hindu home,
I grew up in a Muslim home,
I swear on both of the religions that,
you were my Ammi,
are my Ammi,
will be my Ammi.
Ammi! Ammi!
Brother?
Now tell me, where is my Ujan?
The police are saying that he -
Believe me sister, I didnt - - Bhai!
Bhai! Ujan is alive, he
isnt dead, and hes alive.
- Yes yes! Hes alive!
- What are you saying?
Yes! Sudhir Babu? Sudhir
Babu has trapped him.
Runa is with him!
Runa is with him.
Where are they?
In London!
London?
Yes yes!
Sudhir babus goons have kidnapped them.
And after the will is signed,
he has planned to murder Jaan.
Oh lord.
What will I do now?
Bhai, how will I save Jaan?
Dont be afraid sister,
Jaan had his sister till now,
now Jaan will have his Bhai by his side.
Ill rescue him even if
hes kept underground.
We shouldnt delay this any longer.
We have to leave for London by tonight.
But the police are hunting for me.
Dont you worry at all, dear?
Ill make the arrangements.
When I saw that along with Runa -
They were taking you also, I was shocked.
I understood everything
only after calling you.
Do you know the place where
theyve kept Ujan and Runa?
Ive memorised the place.
Go on ahead, Ill bring the police.
Okay. Lets go. Come. Come.
Brother-in-law!
If you sign here - you can
go up even quicker, Ujan.
Let us go, brother-in-law.
Ill sign wherever you want me to.
There! Thats like a good boy.
Bunty? Tell them to lower them.
Hey, you! Put them down.
What are they making you sign, Ujan?
For my estate!
I dont want that.
I dont want anything.
Dont you sign it, Ujan.
What? I wont sign?
Here Ujan, you can go when you sign this.
Nah!
I wont sign.
Oh silly boy.
Are you playing with me? Bunty?
An innocent girl is getting
hurt because of you, Ujan.
I heard that you really like her.
You should sign this for her at least.
No Ujan, dont you sign this.
We may not live together,
but we can die together.
Youre absolutely right, sweetie.
The both of you have to die.
Since theres no one
here who can save you.
Hey! What do you think youre doi - aah!
Ive been trying to mollycoddle you for so
long and yet you dont understand.
This is the last time I am
asking, will you sign or not.
No. I wont.
Wont?
Open him up.
Runa!
Haat!
Go! Go!
Ujan!
Now to arrange for her ascension.
Dont do anything to her.
Dont do anything to her.
Dont do anything to her.
Hey! Once you saw your father
dying in front of your eyes.
Now youll see the same for your lover.
No!
No, No, let her go!
Dont do anything to her!
Nothing will happen to
me, dont you sign, Ujan!
If you dont sign, they
wont be able to do anything.
Okay.
That means its you,
who taught him everything.
Then see what happens to her now.
Bunty, lift her up.
Hey David, pull her up!
Runa! Runa!
Ujan!
Dont let her be in any
more pain brother-in-law;
Dont let her be in any
more pain brother-in-law;
Let her go, let her go.
Ill sign wherever you want me to.
Bunty tell him to stop.
Stop.
Sign here.
Hey, Sudhir bro!
What did you think?
Youll play games here and
no one will find you out?
Huh! Youre dumb with four letters!
Hot damn, Bhai is here to save Jaan!
Bhai?
Bhai?
Hello brother!
Hey, what are you waiting for? Kill him.
Kill him!
Dont do anything rash!
Ujan
Ujan!
Hey! Ill take off your ears today!
Listen bro, leave fast and
tell Dad about this location.
Well handle it here. Okay,
You be careful. Okay.
Go go go, go! Get him!
Hey! Bring him here!
Listen, Ill lower down the car.
Open up Runas binds then.
Yes.
Come, shh!
Come! Sign here!
Write! Sign here! Write!
Hey! Sign here!
Hey sign here!
- Riuna!
- Hands up.
Good job, Good job!
Sister!
Bunty! Tell them to lock this up
with the police officer in the cage.
First to make sure the signature is done,
and then Ill handle everyone!
Hey sign here!
Put him in the cage!
No! You cant do this.
I can do everything, Arunima.
Ive been waiting for this
property for twenty years.
I can do anything to win this game here.
If need be, I can finish you as well. No!
No, brother-in-law! Dont harm Didi!
Ill sign! Ill sign!
Hey Sudhir bro, you bastard!
If you have the guts open the gates, thoo!
Hey Bunty, make sure he signs fast!
Do it! Sign it!
Hey! Youre spitting
on the will, you bastard?
Hot damn!
- Do you get it, uncle?
- Yes nephew!
One video, two machines!
- The same scene in both places?
- Yes!
Yes? Now sign this! Do it I say!
Hold his hand, Ill see the rest.
Sign it! Sign it hey!
Do one thing! Hit me!
Hit me! Hell hit them!
Cmon nephew, hit me! Nephew hit me now!
Hit me! Wait a minute - here, hit me!
Hit me! Hit me!
Hot damn!
Brother! Do what I do!
Hit me nephew, hit me!
Nephew hit me a bit softly.
Oh God!
Jaan look at this!
Bhai!
Dont hit me anymore, nephew!
Listen to what I say! Oiii!
Jaan, behind you!
Brother? Brother come out.
Come out!
Sorry uncle!
Oh dear!
So Sudhir bro?
Youve tortured my brother till now?
Now its Ujans turn
Hey!
Your games are up.
Youve played a lot.
If you dont sign the papers now,
then Ill shoot all of you like dogs.
The way I shot your father.
You cant scare me anymore brother-in-law.
I wont sign.
If you dont sign, your father will.
First Ill shoot your sister.
Then Ill shoot your brother.
And then
Why didnt you tell me this
dangerous truth for so long?
Why do you bear everything so quietly?
Why were you quiet, Ujan?
Sister? Sister? Sister?
What have you done? What have you done?
Ive done what was needed to be done.
Should have done these ages ago.
Sister! Hand me the
gun! Give me the gun now!
I am at fault, I should - - Quiet!
You didnt do anything!
I did what was done!
- What is it, dear?
- Dad?
Are all of you alright?
Bhombol! Are you okay?
Im okay! Please keep it!
- What a surprise! How
- how did this happen?
How did this happen?
They were being too much!
So had to resort to shooting them!
Officer Sir, hes the main culprit!
He shot me, so I had no choice.
I shoot shoot shoot!
Aah, I think they have believed the trick
Bhai?
Lets go back to home.
Home?
Hmm.
Where?
Why? In your own home. Kusumpur.
Thank God! Lets go.
What a surprise, nobody has come
I was punctual during my marriage
Bhai, Sir! Where are you gone!
What are they wearing!
Hey hey hey
What a surprise
Hey which one?
What a surprise!
I cant identify them
Do you identify Hiya?
Hey Runa!
Hello Lawyer Sir, do you identify?
They look same!
Damn! Both of them are same!
Sorry Uncle!
Hey Arunima, definitely
you can identify them?
Yes, I do
This is Bhai, this is Jaan
Uh hmm, this is Bhai, this is Jaan
God! Wait!
Itll be proved right now
Really?
Aah ha
Hey Runa go
Go
One two three
I said... he is Bhai...
Female screaming "Okay, Okay".
Crying of a child.
Hey its done yes, yes!
Female screaming
Sumitra devi! Sumitra devi!
Sister, Sister!
Patient is no more
Dad... when mom will come?
Dont worry honey... mom
will come soon... surely!
Doctor... I think one
of the twins is no more.
- What?
- Yes!
Oh my God!
There he is...
Hello Mr Aditya... This is your son.
What a surprise! Congratulations brother!
Just see...!
Doctor... how is my wife Sumitra?
I conveyed to you before that...
your wifes condition
is quite complicated,
Sorry, we could not save your wife...
and another son from the sad demise.
Arunima... your father
is shocked by this news,
You will have to nurture
your little brother now.
I guess you can!
Yes I can!
- You have to sign a document.
- Dad!
Sir, Sumitra Devis body
will be released soon but...
sir was telling...
Yes I know...
he could not save one of the twins
Yes... will you take the
responsibility of this?
See, Aditya and Arunima
is entirely shattered!
In this crisis I dont
want to hurt them more
If you can manage the situation
then it would be really helpful.
Okay Sir. Then you
have to sign few papers.
Ratna, borrow me the pen.
Please sign here!
Oh God...
What miracle you did?
Your word is the final word!
From today, I am his mother and...
And he is my prayer... my Ajan!
28 years later
I will let your senior know about
everything!
As long as I live no one
can harm my son... Ujan!
Being my son-in-law
your are doing this to me!
Hey... why are you taking that...
give it to me?
Workers, Son-In-Law, Nephew...
None of these three is yours...
You haven't yet realised this, Sir?
You scoundrel! Give it to me!
As long as you're alive you won't
let anyone harm Ujan,
Thats great!
But if you die?
- What will happen to Ujan?
- Please dont harm Ujan
Give me the puff!
I cant breathe!
Dad...
Dad!
You havent seen anything... my dear Ujan!
Your dad died while sleeping...
Make this clear in your head...
Otherwise...
What happened...
Are you scared?
You had a nightmare?
You have slept enough and dreamt too!
Now wake up...
You have to manage the Zamindari now.
Zamindari?
Yes... Zamindari!
Your Dad has donated many of
our properties to the villagers...
Now you have collected the possession of
those lands and include those in our property
No I cant, then the
villagers will be deprived.
Oh yes...
Correct,
they will be deprived
Hmm! But if you disregard my order,
then you will suffer, dear Ujaan!
I left my job as a police inspector,
but the art of punishing
criminals is still in practice.
You know dear Ujan...
that I cant endure the word-NO
I dont like it...
I dont like it...
- Dad please dont hurt Ujan uncle!
- I dont like it!
Move aside!
No no please dont hurt him,
he will accept all your
orders, please dont hurt him!
Are you wounded extremely?
Pity on you!
Listen ...today the farmers
of Kusumpur will come.
If you order them once
they return back the lands...
But i know you will
stammer while speaking.
And everything will be revealed.
Thats why i wrote down a speech for you.
You will just sign under it.
And our lawyer will orate the
whole speech in front of them.
And you will just stand and stare.
Is it clear?
- Bunty...
- Our land will not be given to you people!
Our land will not be given to you people!
If Ujan doesn't come in
front and ask for the land,
we will not release our lands...
Now start your speech Mr. Nirodh.
Listen to me... you people
know... I mean... Ujan is not well.
Well wishes to our
Rajababu... victory to him..
Victory to him... victory to him
The doctor advised Ujan not to talk much.
Whatever he wants to convey...
has been written down in
this paper and signed by him.
We doubt the authenticity of the sign.
Whats the proof of its authenticity?
Whats the proof?
Ujan raise your hand...
Ujan raise your hand.
Raise it!
Victory to our Rajababu...
victory to our Rajababu!
His sign is genuine.
Its been written in the letter...
I, Ujan chowdhury,
informing the farmers of kusumpur,
the "Queenfisher" company is establishing
the manufacturing unit
of the liquor in this village
and I accept the deal.
Because the farmers will
be benifitted by this deal.
They will be employed by the factory.
I inform all villagers that my
father Mr. Aditya chowdhury...
has donated many of his lands to you
people and now i want them back.
Becuase liquor industry will
be established on those lands.
Other lands will be given
to the farmers later on.
Regards - Ujan chowdhury
Hey... Our rajababu has
ordered us... so no further query...
- Then shall we submit the property deeds?
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Greetings to you Rajababu.
Greetings to you Rajababu.
What happened Jaan?
Why did you close the door?
Pls open the door... pls
open the door my brother!
Open the door, Ujan uncle
Dear, open the door Please!
Dont indulge your brother so much!
He will be out when he is hungry!
The lunch is not prepared yet.
Sudhir will go to the town.
You know my brother,
when he is furious he
cant control himself.
I fear, you and your daughter both are
also at brink of death along with Ujan.
If I...
If i live then everyone
will be in problem.
Its better if i die!
Ujan what are your doing?
Leave me sister... I
dont want to live anymore.
Its better to die than
to live like a servant.
Leave me please... Leave me please...
Shut up... you will get a slap from me!
You want to die right?
Okay, we will die together!
Mom...
No no... If your die then
who will take care of Pipi?
If you die then I will also die with you!
No no Pipi...
Don't say all this things.
If you die what will happen to us?
No one is there with us apart from you.
You havent considered our existence once!
I am sorry sister for what I did.
Promise us that...
you will never think about suicide again.
No, I will ever do this again.
I will be thrashed the whole day,
but never will I try to attempt suicide.
You will not be hurt
anymore and you will not die.
In this universe, someone is there...
to rescue us from this crisis.
ASSALAM WALAIKUM
WALEKUM ASSALAM
ASSALAM WALAIKUM
WALEKUM ASSALAM
I am the son of the almighty Allah
Saluting from the core of my heart
With the moonlight of hapiness
I have come at your Darbar
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
Inform everyone in the
colony that I have come
Surma of my Eyes
After a year the appeal of love
Has returned ones again
Have a treat on my behalf
It will be a hit scene
With the moonlight of hapiness
I have come at your Darbar
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
Lets pray together to Allah
Will embrace every one
even who is far from here
Oh my almighty God, please
forgive me if I did anything wrong
No need to scare anymore,
lets celebrate the happiness.
With the moonlight of hapiness
I have come at your Darbar
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
ASSALAM WALAIKUM
WALEKUM ASSALAM
I am the son of the almighty Allah
Saluting from the core of my heart
With the moonlight of hapiness
I have come at your Darbar
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN
BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN
Bhaijaan has come on Eid
Hey you... I would have fallen down.
I will bash you people
Causing trouble during Eid!
Bunch of idiots! Move aside...
These would have fallen down!
Hey what are you doing?
My snack was about to get slipped off
I will bash you hard
then you will understand!
Are you kidding with me?
How will you hit me?
Like this?
You hit me?
You hit me?
You will face the consequence Surely!
Now see what i do... just wait and watch
Hey!
More damage will be done, wanna see?
When you and your
brother came to our locality...
and created a mess...
then u didnt realise!
Need to convey this quick!
Hey you!
No one will touch me or come near to me...
it will be problem for you.
Hey... No one will touch me!
If anyone touches me,
he'll be in a big problem...!!
Hey, catch him!
Brother...!!!!
Brother..brother..they hit me.
They will kill me if you dont rescue me.
They will kill me seriously!
Please save me brother!
Hey...
Hey give me drinking water.
Bro...!!!
Bro, theyve undressed me while beating
What?
Hey bala... stop now!
What do you want?
Hey bala, this one is devs
continuity costume right?
Idiot..you asked me for this
..i gave you for eid celebration
The costume is totally ruined now
No not me... they did it
See now... i am poor costume supplier.
I supply costumes to movie actors
Dont try to vandalise
my profession like this
Hey... Don't get hot!
Today is eid..enjoy to the fullest!
Have a happy Eid...
Hey! I'm decently talking
to you but you are not liking
Yanna rascala..Rajanikanta!
(famous movie dialogue)
I take off thoses outfit
who try to ruin my dress.
Then they forget about rivalry and runaway
Damn you!
Fighting with people is your everyday job!
Today i will make you understand the
consequence of picking up a fight
I will never do this again mother!
Tell me who will rescue you now?
Aunty that greats... live long!
This is the reason i love you so much.
How to control his attitude
you know that very well.
Just a minute... Hit
me after a while mother!
You provoked my mother to hit me.
No its not... i havnt
said anything to aunty.
Aunty asked me about you.
I just said... after the
celebration was over...
you went have a snack
break in the next alley.
Then the auto driver Munna came and
said that you are involved in a fight.
I just said, he has a habit
of doing all this regularly
This casual conversation infuriated aunty.
Come rain... pour on!
Whats my fault?
Ohh... you are a witch!
No no dont hit me, dont hit me!
I will hit you so hard that you
will start looking like johny lever
Just stop now, I'll beat you!
Why are you blaming the innocent girl?
How pretty is her face...
Why are you after her?
Just see, Aunty..!!
Dont you know people
tell me that i look like Payel?
Even I look like Suresh Raina!
Dont butter her ideas!
People say it that I
look like Shakib Khan!
From which angle?
Huh Shakib Khan! You look like Amjad Khan
(famous Hindi movie villain)...
How many people were there? (A famous
dialogue from a popular Hindi movie)
You look like a witch.
I will slap you tight.
Don't you see, no one cares about you?
Hey listen...
You dont give a damn that
doesn't mean no one does.
How many guys are after me do you know?
No one sees you ever!
Yes of course... the loafers!
So go and find one of
them and get married!
Will be great for me then!
Me and bala will manage the business.
You are a loafer too.
And listen... I will get
married to a decent guy.
Leave the place right now... get lost!
Stop right now.
The whole day you both
fight with each other.
How do you manage to work together?
Listen mother..in the upcoming project I
will hire another assistant instead of her
Shut up... i have seen
many such dressers like you...
- I will find another job.
- Uff her irritating words ate up my mind
Good bye aunty - Yes!
- Go on!
- He'll remove me from his team!
Why do they always fight?
They are not comprehendable.
Their fight will never end!
Yes... What?
What?
This is just because of you...
Dont show me your face anymore!
You will never go after
them from now onwards.
Whats that?
No no nothing is there!
Whats the problem Mr. Engineer?
Sir, the project will be incomplete...
as the lands which we
are getting are not enough
Infact, if we could get a
bit of land from that side,
then the project would be complete.
Why arent we getting the land Mr Nirodh?
That one is not ours...
Mr aditya didnt give
that land to the farmers.
Thats the land of Mr. Ranadip.
Who is that person?
Dont you remember Mr. Ranadip Dutta?
He is the owner of the big
house near south of Kusumpur.
He lives in London presently.
He is one of the friends of Mr. Aditya.
That okay... I will try
to communicate today
Okay.
You people look into other matters...
I am taking care of that land.
Right sir...
Hello? May I know whos calling?
Ronodeep babu? Do you recognize me?
What a surprise, I can tell
youre far away by your loud voice
I can tell youre from my homeland
as youre speaking Bengali.
But surprisingly, I cant recognize you!
Im Sudhir Mitra, from Kusumpur.
Arunimas husband, Aditya
Roy Chowdhurys son-in-law.
What a surprise, Ive figured it out!
Figured it out, figured it out!
How are you and your family?
Everyones doing good, hows your family?
My familys just me and my daughter.
What a surprise, your phone call
dug up a lot of old memories
Which memories?
What a surprise, is that
possible over the phone?
Will have to say it in person, haha!
Oh wow, I have a lot
to talk about as well.
Yes! So come on over to
London with your family, no?
You know how people talk
about our city of dreams. Right?
Youll get to see London
and as well as my daughter.
What a surprise, we can kill
two birds with one stone, hahaha!
Yes, thats fine.
Hahaha fine. But What a surprise!
I blabbered on, Yet never got to know...
why you called me in the first place.
Thats fine.
We can discuss that when we meet?
Yes, that sounds well!
Come on over! What a surprise!
Arunima... Arunima... Arunima.
- Yes yes tell me.
- Here!
Take out your passport and Ujans too.
I had a talk with Mr. Ranadip...
We need to move to London soon.
LONDON? Why?
You know it well that I dont
like to answer all your questions
Just do what I tell you!
Why did Ranadip uncle called up?
I cant remember the name of his daughter.
Her name is HIYA... HIYA.
Yes right right... Hiya
- Hey, catch it!
- Pass it Hiya, take it!
Yeah! Yes yes!
Give it to me, please!
Yes!
Yeah, we did it! Yeah!
- Yes! Come on, come on!
- Hiya! Hiya! Hiya, Hiya!
Listen, no!
Neither youll get into in a relationship
nor youll marry a guy chosen by me?
Since I am a girl, I have to marry.
Oh damn, its not just
because youre a girl?
Girls, boys, everyone
marries, what a surprise!
Keep talking.
Thats why I was wondering if I could
marry you off to Ujan. You get it?
- You guys carry on
- You guys had a thing going...
from when you were kids, what a surprise!
What rubbish, dad?
I just know him from my childhood;
weve played for a few years.
Thats all!
And now hes all grown up!
Dad, I dont even remember anything!
Hes grown up now, and
surprisingly, so are you!
What are you trying to get at?
I just had a phone conversation
with Ujans brother-in-law today.
And what a surprise, I just
invited them over to London.
Suppose, the two of you met up.
What a surprise, there might be sparks!
Then maybe you guys
start liking each other.
What a surprise, there might be sparks!
There might be a fuse-out
as well! Theres no guarantee.
Thats certain.
The boy needs to be brave,
intelligent and compassionate.
Theres no chance if these
three criteria are not met.
Absolutely!
But I can give him a chance
owing to our childhood friendship.
But not in this country!
- Yay! Come on...
- Hiya!
Let's play...
What a surprise, then in which country?
Jaan uncle... Jaan uncle
- Pipi...
- There's something for you.
Let me see whats that?
- Jaan uncle..Jaan uncle...
- Pipi!
See there's something
for you by your name.
- What's that Pipi?
- What's that?
Wait let me see.
Hey, that's a passport and ticket!
Ticket for what?
Wait let me see.
It is stamped mentioning UK.
Whats UK?
You are much grown up
and dont know what's UK?
It means UNITED KINGDOM.
- Oh Yes!
- Now enough, give it to me.
It's not a toy!
- This is important for your uncle... give it to him.
- What's the utility to give it to him?
He will lose it.
Its better I keep it safely in his bag.
Okay dont be an over smart...
give it to me... I will put it in his bag.
I keep everything in this bag...
Okay... You keep it in this bag.
Yes?
Who is over phone... Raghu da?
I really dont understand,
- Check yourself, dear.
- Yes, give.
Hello? Who is it?
Oh, this is Ronodeep Uncle here. Hahaha!
Oh dear, Ronodeep uncle!
How are you guys? Hows Hiya?
What a surprise, we are all fine.
How are you all?
Were all good as well.
He was saying that he would
bring Ujan over to you all?
Yes, but surprisingly, theres
a slight change in plans.
Hiya really wants to visit
her ancestral house again.
So I was wondering if we
could come over to Kusumpur.
Oh dear! Thats really good news!
Pity, I havent seen
you all for so long, right?
I saw Hiya when she was a toddler.
Who phoned?
Ronodeep uncle. He says
that theyll be coming here.
Hello, Mr. Ronodeep?
This is really good news.
Come on over, I have something
important to discuss with you.
- What a surprise, about what?
- About...!
Why are you still standing here,
go and finish your work!
Move!
Ill give you a thrashing, move!
Yes, brother-in-law?
Huh? What?
Finish your work now!
Yes, I am doing it!
What!
Alright!
- Hey Bala?
- What?
Yes, take it.
Have your father in his
dreams ever went to London?
No, but we had a calendar of London
in our house, he saw it there.
My father had also never
seen London in his dreams.
But we will!
- We?
- Yes!
How come?
Brother-in-law just told me that fifty percent
of his next film will be shot in London.
- London!
- Yeah baby!
- Hey hey, why are you dancing?
- Why?
Im not taking you.
Oh move on, Ill make
sausages out of you...
and feed it to the dogs.
- Not taking me!
- Oye! You are that strong?
- Hey dont you test my strength at all!
- Oye oye!
Shut it! Shut up!
I always wanted this from my childhood...
my left hand I'll have Raveena Tandon
and my right Ill have London.
Ones not possible, alls left is London.
Hey bro, we have our passports,
but what about our visas?
Ahh, brother-in-law just told me...
to submit our passports
in the production office.
Did you take it to your head?
How long will it take?
- Seven days!
- Seven days!
- After that - whoo!
- London...!
Let me freshen up my
English - A for apple,
B for bigger apple, C for compact apple,
- D for developed apple - mmph.
- Haat!
- Fresh air! Isnt it?
- Hmm
Everything is quite same as before.
Feeling good.
Just a minute... Please stop the car.
What's this?
Beer factory is setting
down in agricultural land?
It's quite astonishing...
these lands are Mr. Adityas...
How could his son Ujan allow it?
Who are you people? What do you want?
Who ordered to set up beer factory here?
Our masters son... Ujan babu.
Yes! He told us... if we
return this land to him...
he will employ us on that factory
- Yes yes!
- But factory cannot be set up in agricultural land.
That Ujan babu knows.
- He is our God.
- Yes!
When he assured us... Then its true.
Yes!
Now tell us what's your motto?
What a surprise... what
would be our motto?
We are going to Ujans house.
Ohh... You too have lands right? hehehe!
Hahahahawhat a surprise
Yes we havenoI mean a bit of...
- Hiya... Lets go... We are getting late
- Yes.
- Good bye brothers...
- Yes, Yes.
Hey... Shift, shift a bit.
- Oh, come in come in come in.
- Aha!
Here, heres Sudhir babu! How are you?
Yes yes, Im good.
- You know Mr. Sudhir...
- Yes...
- after a long time I come here.
- Yes.
Everything's changed
so much but surprisigly...
Your residence remains
quite the same... Hahaha
yes we have tried to keep it as before.
What a surprise, he
couldnt understand my joke!
Hahaha!
- Yes, do sit.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes
Haha, just joking.
Oh surprisilgy, everyones
faces have changed so much.
- An introduction?
- Uh...
- Uh, this is my elder sister.
- Oh.
- And this is my nephew.
- Greetings...
Hahaha... Greetings - Hello
What a surprise! Are they here on holiday?
Hahahaha!
No, no! They live here.
I dont get whats so funny about it.
Nah! Ah, if the groom
stays with his in-laws,
hes called a live-in son-in-law.
But if his elder sister...
and her son stay as well,
then I cant recall what
theyre called at all.
Is she a live-in sister-in-law?
Is he a live-in-nephew?
Or is it something
closer to a son-in-law...
- Hahahaha!
- Dad! What is this?
I was just joking!
Actually I became really
sad on my way here,
so I recharged myself
with some jokes! Hehe!
Dont mind me at all.
No, no its fine.
A joke if taken as a joke is totally fine.
Yeah, right! Haha!
So we saw on our way here that...
there are beer factory
adverts on the farmlands.
The farmers said that they
gave all the land to Ujan?
This is the problem with plebs.
They dont even know how to talk.
How can Ujans land be given to Ujan?
Actually, my father-in-law
donated the land to the farmers.
Now the land has been
taken back for their needs.
Their needs?
Yes!
You do know that farming has
become a case for losses now.
They cant even eat
two square meals a day.
Now if the land is given to a factory,
they can be employed there,
At least they can eat twice a day.
If farmings stopped like this,
nothing will be produced
any more in the country.
We would have to beg to the
first world countries for food,
Which means more losses.
I think that instead of
stopping the farming,
we should ensure that the farmers get
paid properly for their harvest.
Oh God, Mr. Ronodeep...
Your daughter knows a lot about farming
here while sitting back in London.
What a surprise, that she should!
She is studying about farmers rights,
and is researching as well. Haha!
Oh, right right.
So, I havent seen Arunima sis anywhere?
Shes cooking since all of you have come!
Alas! Weve come here after so long
and shes stuck in the kitchen?
Actually shes a woman right,
so thats where she belongs!
Oh, right. Actually
youre sitting here right,
so I didnt figure it out.
Arunima di! Come!
Weve arrived for so long,
will you stay in the kitchen only?
Theres Arunima, hahaha!
- Nomoshkar uncle, how are you?
- How are you?
Hehe...
Hiya! Oh dear!
- How are you?
- I am really good,
but I wont talk with you.
Weve been here for so long,
and youre stuck in the kitchen.
Stay a while, Im coming.
Where are you off to now?
Ill go and bring the tea in?
- Leave it for later.
- Hmm.
So, wheres Ujan?
What a surprise, thats right?
I havent seen him for so long,
is he in the kitchen as well? Hahaha!
No no, Ujan is in his room.
Bunty, go and bring Ujan here.
Pipi wont be able to manage by herself.
Come, come on? Come?
- No no, I wont.
- Come, Come?
No I wont, Pipi I wont.
You know everyone here.
Come... I - I wont!
Leave me please, I wont go Pipi.
Come come come, come inside.
Come.
Come on, lets go.
Come, sit down.
Sit.
Sit.
What a surprise, so? Ujan, how are you?
Good.
Ujan, Can you recognize Hiya?
What?
No.
Dad? I want to talk to Ujan alone.
Baba, please?
Yes of course, What a surprise!
Sudhir babu, please dont mind.
Okay, no problem.
Ujan... take Hiya to the verandah
and finish your talk. Go!
Meanwhile Ill talk with
Ronodeep babu, hmm?
- Go!
- Get up Jaan, come.
- Whats wrong, Ujan?
- What?
Are you unwell?
No no! Im uhh - Im fine.
You're opening a beer factory
after taking the farmers lands?
No no! Not me! Not me!
Not you? If not you, then who?
Who, who, who? I mean...
Brother-in-law...
Brother-in-law?
Here, take your tea.
What were you saying?
Your brother-in-law is doing all this?
Jaan? Jaan? Jaan!
Hiya? Hiya listen!
Baba? Lets go home.
Youll go home, what a surprise.
Ohkay, lets go then.
Hiya, hiya please. Listen to me,
dont leave like this
See hes become somewhat of a coward.
He wasnt like this.
Hiya, if he marries you hell be
all right again, youll see.
Please didi, dont tell
it like that? Please?
Hiya, my father wanted
the two of you to get married.
Listen to me once, if you two get married,
well all leave the house after endowing the
both of you with all this wealth and property.
What are you saying didi?
I am speaking the truth.
Ujan owns all this property and wealth,
believe me. Not any of us.
I am not thinking about any of this, didi.
We have to leave now.
Baba, lets go.
Arunima... Well take our leave now.
Dont by surprise,
think negatively at all.
Well discuss and let
you know later, okay?
Well leave now? Cmon dear.
See you bro.
Bunty?
Dreams of living life as a vagrant after signing off
all this wealth to your brother is not at all good.
Stop dreaming that dream, now.
Or else, Ill crush these eyes right now.
Ujan...
Uh - you didnt like him I suppose?
Listen, Dad, does being amiable,
quiet, and not talking back to elders...
make a good person?
I dont know how long
this concept will last
Tell me! What did you tell Hiya?
Tell me!
- I didnt say anything!
- Then why did she leave?
- Tell me!
- I really didnt say anything.
- Let him be!
- Tell me!
I dont remember much from my childhood.
But I see that he has no personality!
He follows his brother-in-law around.
Hey! You ruined all of my plans!
- Please Listen!
- You think, youll be let free so easily? Hmm?
Then what next?
Nothing!
If you bring up marriage again,
then its either your last day or mine.
- Please dont hit him... I beg you. Please leave him.
- Dad, Dad
He doesn't understand all these
complications - Enough is enough!
Stop this drama.
Brother... come out
Nirodh babu is calling you.
Mr. Lawer? Sudhir's here.
Huh? Okay.
What is up Nirodh babu, what is wrong?
Huh - yes, nothings wrong yet.
I mean, something might.
What are you riddling about, whats wrong?
Yes - Ujan babu will be turning
twenty eight on the thirty first of March.
So?
Umm - I mean -
according to the late
Aditya Chowdhurys will,
Ujan Chowdhury would
stand to inherit all of his wealth.
- Not at all.
- Huh?
He won't!
You must create the
documents certifying that...
Ujan Chowdhury...
- has transferred all of the wealth to me.
- What?
What are you saying?
I mean, who will be signing that?
Ujan Chowdhury.
Ill know how to make
Ujan sign those documents.
That you might,
but if Ujan Chowdhury claims that...
he was coerced into
signing these documents?
Then I mean - everything would backfire.
Hmmph. He wont even get that chance.
After he signs those papers,
no one in this village will
ever find Ujan Chowdhury.
What? You mean - murder?
Ahh! Nothing that crass.
- More like, vanished.
- What?
Va - nish!
Sobbing.
I wont let anything happen.
Wont let anything happen to you.
Listen, brother.
Leave the house today.
What are you saying?
If brother-in-law gets to know -
No one will. No one will know anything.
I insist! Escape from here.
What will happen to
Pipi and you if I leave?
If you leave, Ill at least know that
my brother is safe somewhere.
If you die, we wont be
able to live any more.
I wont ever think of
dying. I told you that.
You might not, but your brother-in-law?
Hes thinking of it.
Your birthdays coming
up on the thirty first.
Youll inherit everything on that day.
After that -
No!
My brother! You must escape tonight!
If brother-in-law gets to know,
hell beat you a lot, sis.
Dont think about me.
If you stay well, Ill be well.
You have to give your word, brother.
Wherever you are,
dont ever think of suicide.
I would know, my Ujan
is safe wherever he is.
Give your word, brother.
Give your word.
Come out
Hey! When I drink... my
thoughts doesn't work.
I thrashed him nicely!
I am sorry... Sorry... Sorry!
I drank heavily today!
I drank heavily!
Go brother...
Go.
Stay well and dont return back.
Go... go...
Go... please go from here... elope!
Look at this clearly... look!
Look at this clearly... look!
- It was a long tiring journey
- looks at this carefully.
Lets go and have some
tea... feeling very tired.
The keys of boots are lost...
please take out your bag
Nothing will happen,
there's no such precious thing in it.
No... If something happens...
it will be my responsibility.
- Arey lets go its along route.
- Okay... If you insist then lets go
What do you mean hes missing,
is he a pen or a pencil?
Ujan doesnt have the
guts to escape from here.
Go and search properly.
He must be sitting scared somewhere.
- Why are you standing here, leave!
- I am.
Hey... who are you?
I... I mean...
Come out... come out!
What were you doing in this car?
- Nothing?
- Ohh nothing...
I will slap you tight... just move on!
Where the hell these people come from...
I told you brother, to
take care of your bag!
Okay alrightgo.
Ticket and passport?
Thank you.
Hot damn!
Its okay... move in.
Hey bro, what are you doing here?
Yes - I mean - I came to the airport.
The gates over there, whyre you here?
- No no - nothing.
- Go on. Go on to the gate.
- Go, go!
- Go go!
Ticket and passport?
Passport, please?
- Passport? I have, I have!
- Yes yes, passport bro?
Here...
- Okay, move on.
- Go on...
Where will he escape?
Bunty...
call inspector Haldar.
Once I find him, I will slay him!
Welcome Sir.
May I help you sir?
Its there.
I mean - I dont know.
Okay sir, follow me.
Take your seat, sir.
- What are you saying... is it real?
- Hello Sir
Arey I have seen it by my own...
its an incident of our locality.
Take your sit... I will share with you.
Arey you seen it by your own?
Arey trust me
- Oh God! What are you saying?
- There is a twin in our locality
if one sneezes... Another does the same
If one yawns... Another yawns too!
If it's real... then put this
concept in our cinema
Our cinema has a
double role storyline too.
But there is a problem.
It doesn't work beyond a certain distance.
It works within 1 km.
Which direction?
Sir... Din't you enter just a bit before?
- Hur! This is the first time Ive set foot on a plane.
- How many seats do you see?
- Hey Bala!
- Yes?
- What is she saying?
- What?
But you came in just now!
No sister, there must be a mistake;
we have never set foot
on a plane before now.
- Oh okay. Im sorry, my mistake. Please take your seat.
- Probably the washroom is in that side.
Ahhh!
Hey, come...
- This must fit at least a thousand!
- Hey you, sit!
Flight Announcements.
- Oh my God what's happening?
- Oh Mom! Mom!
I will never be on board...
I am too scaredMom
Sister Sister!
Dude!
I am sorry
I will go directly by train from now!
Uff! That almost killed me!
Toffee, maam?
Huh toffee!
I love eating toffees.
But we dont have any money.
Its free, maam. You dont need to pay.
Oh, free! She doesnt
know that, her first time.
Here you go!
Hey! You took all of the toffees?
Didnt my father advise us so?
Never leave anything you get for free.
Lick up every morsel, even if its tar.
Huh! What will I eat then?
Go on ask for more, its all free.
- Heres our sis-in-law, sis-in-law!
- Oh sis-in-law!
Oh toffee dispensing sis-in-law!
- Yes?
- She wants to suck some toffee,
give her some.
Okay, sir.
- Coming up.
- Hut
Drink, sir?
Drink sir?
Drink?
Yes.
She wants us to drink up!
Ahh! English or Bangla?
Ill reiterate in Bengali,
would you gentlemen like to imbibe?
I think theres Bangla. (Local alcohol)
Oh, bangla. A pint would be fine.
Sir, pint as in?
- Um, pint as in...
- Middle uncle!
Sorry sir, you are only
allowed three pegs.
Theyll serve three pegs.
Youd have to pay for more.
Damn it!
Why would I pay for drinks here?
Kali bros joint is much better.
Do something,
- serve us whatevers free.
- Okay sir.
- Do pour a thick one.
- Sure!
Ahh, Bala! Ahh.
Hey boss! Are you drunk?
What?
- You are drunk.
- What did you say?
Hmm.
- I am drunk?
- A little.
Bastard, I am drunk?
Damn you!
I am drunk?
- There goes my buzz!
- Ahh?
I am drunk?
Bastard, youre the one
who drank so much...
Whats your problem, ohh!
And Im the one whos drunk?
Ahh!!!
- What are they doing?
- These crazy people!
Ill get down now!
Sister-in-law, sister-in-law!
Whats your problem?
Thats why I dont drink.
What a place!
Hey Im famished, really famished.
Hey, I also seem to have rats running
around in my stomach.
Oh my stomach is full to the brim.
What?
- With piss.
- Ishh.
Theres a river lapping up in my stomach.
Yuck!
Yuck?!
Never mind, well stand here,
you go ahead and clear your stomach bro?
Yes youre right, here hold this.
Oi! Hold this, take care of it.
Now where is it, bastard.
Theres the toilet! There.
There wasnt a mirror right then,
where did this come from?
Damn!
This is why people are amazed with London.
There isnt a mirror but
my hands are moving!
Hot damn, the mirrors
blowing at me as well!
What kind of a mirror is this?
Im compelled to do whatever he is doing.
Do I splash some water?
There you are bro!
We are trapped;
the London police force is after us.
Yes police, run fast! Dont start!
I cant cope with this Bala anymore.
He inserted a one rupee
coin in a weighing machine.
- There!
- What should I do?
No one takes a rupee coin anymore.
A toto doesnt, an auto doesnt,
even Bapi the shopkeeper doesnt!
- Damn! Idiot!
- This is why I had to use it.
Oh there was a local person
who put in a pound coin.
Seeing him, Bala went
ahead and put in a rupee coin!
- You stupid boy!
- As soon as I inserted it,
the machine stopped working.
Stop!
Run!
Oii Oii...
Stop! I said Stop!
Wait for me!
So? We caught you finally?
Where will you run?
You put in a foreign
coin in a local machine.
Youll feel the ramifications today.
Youre a Bengali as well?
Yes. Basirhats Bhombol Koley.
London police constable.
How I became one is a long story.
But what everyone knows...
is that a crime is never
forgiven by Bhombol Koley.
Ahmm... we put in a local
coin in a foreign machine.
Why did you say the entire opposite?
Why did you say that a foreign coin
was put in a local machine?
Did I say that?
Yes, you said exactly that.
Then which is my country?
Where I work or where I was born!
Dona, what do you think?
What is my country?
London or Basirhat?
London or Basirhat?
- Eh, dunno.
- Let it be.
What?
They escaped?
How?
Oh God, oh God!
Oh! Oh!
Today was really fun!
I ran after so long.
Eh?
Thank you.
What? What are you saying, bro?
Ei, whats wrong with this one?
Off.
He got carried away!
Nothing happened.
- Lets go.
- So,
- we are a long way from Kusumpur, right?
- What should I say?
Brother-in-law wont be
able to catch me anymore.
- Who is this brother-in-law?
- Who?
There - there there
there there there there!
Jamai da, Jamai da,
our production manager.
- Damn it!
- Na na na na na na!
- Im not saying that!
- Then Who?
Sudhir bhai!
- Sudir bhai? [Bengali expletive]
- Yes!
Hey, I think hes lost his senses.
Hes gone completely insane!
My brother-in-law says that I am mad.
Now I remember!
He fell down then right;
he must have hurt his head.
He must have lost his memory.
Hes lost everything - Haat!
Is that even possible?
No one talks above me!
Ive seen twenty one films of Sukhen Das,
he lost his memory after hitting
his head in eighteen of them!
Hey listen! Look at me!
Tell me? Tell me truthfully,
did you forget everything?
Tell me who are there at home?
- At my house?
- Yes?
Theres sister, Pipi,
Shanti sister, - Shanti sister?
Shantis son Bunty?
Roghu dada, and -
Tell me some more names now?
And brother-in-law!
Oh! Brother-in-law brother-in-law!
Hit me with a mighty orange!
Hit me!
Dont be late, people!
- Where are the rest?
- Think hes forgotten everything!
So? Will you guys keep on standing
there or do we leave?
Brother-in-law, we are
coming! We are coming!
Come on brother-in-law, come on!
- Come on!
- Brother-in-Law!
Give me the suitcase, go on!
Did you bring cold oil for our heads?
Anyway, we would need it!
Go on, get up get up!
- Come on, oh Bappa bro!
- Get up!
Ahh! Finished up both number
one and two after landing in London.
Now I can scream and say,
I hug you London!
What?
Hot damn!
Where did they go to?
Hot damn!
Did they run off on seeing that Im late?
Yes yes, Im coming!
And drop to your home?
Ill be here from Waterloo Street.
Right. Within an hour - hey,
What a surprise! Thief thief!
Thief, help help!
Somebody, please help!
Hey!!
Abbey oi!
The level crossing gates
down, cant you see?
Blind as a bat!
Hey, you!
Abbey oi!
Will give you such a
bashing if you give a rise!
Go on, get out!
Thank you, thank you.
- Here.
- This is mine!
- Yes.
- Thank you...
Surprising, what are you doing here?
What a surprise, youre here?
Why? Cant I be here?
Of course, What a surprise!
I mean, I never thought Id see you here
in London, What a surprise!
Why?
Was I supposed to die
and come here as a spirit?
Hahahaha! What a surprise, good joke!
The others didnt come in?
They did!
Even I couldnt recognize these
selfish people, how will you?
Surprisingly, I thought the same as well.
Right, but how did you recognize me?
What a surprising thought!
I came over to your house with a proposal,
why will I not recognize you?
Proposal of what exactly?
A marriage proposal between you and Hiya?
Dont you remember anything?
What a surprisingly bad memory!
Meaning?
Hah, Im not getting if youre joking or
have you completely forgotten,
lets see if Hiya remembers...
There, Hiyas arrived!
Hiya!
What? Youre surprised as well?
Now do you remember?
Hmm?
What a surprise, what a relief!
You know Hiya, a snatcher
was trying to lift my bag
when Ujan surprisingly jumped
up like a hero and retrieved it!
Hohoho!
- Really!
- Yeah, haha!
Thanks a lot! How are you, Ujan?
Umm - Ujans really good!
Hahahaha!
You know Ujan, I really wanted
you and Hiya to get married.
Surprisingly, your sister
wanted that as well,
but- ummm.
Why didnt the wedding take place then
uncle, if everyone wanted it?
Uhhh uhhh...!!
Um, listen Ujan.
I prefer to be up-front about everything.
When we went to your house that day,
I really didnt like your
show of cowardice.
Then when that cup fell
over from your shaking hands,
I just couldnt tolerate it any more.
Uhh - actually - yes!
I had dengue then!
Dengue!
Yes! My dengue fever was the
reason behind my shaky hands!
My platelets fell so much,
that I couldnt even hold my cup straight.
What a surprise, you had such
a bout of dengue my dear?
Yes uncle, a very high dengue fever.
Ohhh, then its -
Uncle? Has the wedding been...
completely called off?
What a surprise!
If the both of you want to,
I dont have any qualms -
hehe hahahahaha!
Thats right!
- If the babe agrees, then so do I!
- Yes yes! Right, Right!
Baba, Im going to the car.
Yes, were coming as well, hehehehe!
- Its really cold!
- Hot damn! Its freezing out! Uff!
Hey lunatic, come help unload the luggage!
Whats up?
- Hey boss!
- Ei! Huh!
- Hey, where you off to?
- I wont go, I wont go!
Where will you go?
I dunno.
What do you mean by dont know?
This is a foreign country!
As it is, youve become
an insane Sukhen Das!
Youll be publicly lynched
if you do anything wrong!
Lynched as in?
Hes forgotten his
Hindi, youll be hit, hit!
Hit?
Yes!
Who-wholl hit me?
No one knows you here -
so anyone can beat you up!
Off!
No one will beat me up if I go there?
Wholl dare to! Arent you my boss?
Im there for you!
If anyone even tries
to, Ill break his arm!
- Are you sure?
- Yes!
Then Ill follow you wherever you go.
- Absolutley...
- I think hes lost his entire memory!
Oh shut up you know-it-all!
Boss, let's go inside.
Hey, will my father come
here and unload this?
Nope, your grandfather.
Come here, go!
Come in Ujan.
- Wow! This is the real deal!
- Hahahaha!
You like it?
- Hiya...
- Yes...
Show him around the house,
What a surprise, Ill
brew some tea for you two!
Go on!
Now give me those bags.
Oho theres so much
happiness in the air...
So, what was your subject?
Meaning?
I mean, what did you study?
- Me?
- Hmm.
Ahh - dress, costume.
Ohhh, garments technology.
Oi! Technology. And - uhm... You?
Haha, I couldn't ask you anything
that day due to my dengue fever.
Im studying farmers rights
now after finishing my masters.
Ahh, right. Right.
Listen Ujan,
we really need to think
about the farmers now.
Hmm!
Studying about farmers
rights is really important.
A really important matter of study.
So, do you know anything
about farmers rights?
Hmm! I do, a bit.
Great philosophers have said,
Long live our soldiers, our farmers.
We do respect our soldiers,
we stand up and salute them.
But the farmers?
We ignore them completely.
Yet they are the ones who sweat day
in and out to ensure that we can eat.
But they neither have
bread, nor clothes, nor land.
They dont even get proper
rates for their harvests,
the poor ones.
Ahh... I am right, right?
Yes!
Youre absolutely right!
You explained it so well, much better
than reading a hundred pages on it.
Great!
Can I get..
- Can I get a drink of water?
- Oh Shit!
My throats parched.
Please please, come inside, please.
Come.
Come.
Sit down here for a
while; Ill bring your drink.
What dear?
Its evident that you already like him.
What a surprise, thats obvious!
Since he knows so
much about farmers, hehe!
Ohh, so you were eavesdropping?
What a surprise, I won't?
Wont I check up on the person
Im handing over my daughter to?
Ufff, baba you are such a...
Hot damn!
This is fine!
Yes baba, listen.
Let it be, please get him his drink.
- Ill rustle up something for Ujan to eat.
- Okay!
Oh - hehehehe.
What a surprise, what are you doing here?
Hehe... Just eavesdropping -
Eavesdropping?!
No no! I wasnt listening on you.
Then?
See these trees? The call of the birds?
This reminded me of Bengal.
- That is what I was eavesdropping on.
- Ahh,
What a surprise!
Now, drink this water.
So where are you staying?
I havent decided yet, uncle.
What a surprise!
I was searching for a hotel,
but I cant recognize anything!
Youve come to our London and
are searching for a hotel?
Is that even something to say! Hmmph!
Youll stay with us here.
No uncle, how can that be?
No that will be! What a surprise!
Ei Hiya, Hiya dear! Hiya!
Whats wrong?
Listen to what Ujans
saying, What a surprise!
Show him the room upstairs.
Hes saying that hell
stay at a hotel in London.
Hmm, the guest room!
Go on, drink up your water, and go on up!
Go on!
Okay, if you insist.
Was this really necessary?
Come! Hmm...
So? Like the room?
Hmm, a fine room!
Hehe, okay rest up,
Ill talk with you later!
A minute!
Hmm?
So,
you didnt say anything then?
When?
Oh, when I told your father...
about re-starting the proposal.
Hmm.
- You should do something.
- Hmm?
Resend an application.
Ill reconsider if youll
get another chance.
Heh.
But,
I'm thinking.
About?
I was thinking, what
should be the colour...
of my application envelope be in?
Dhat! A nutcase.
Name...
I carve your name
But I dont know how to send
The envelope wrapping
with my heart (filled with love)
Name...
I carve your name
But I dont know how to send
The envelope wrapping
with my heart (filled with love)
Your intoxicated slight smile
Makes my mind for craving rather more
Your intoxicated slight smile
Makes my mind for craving rather more
Oh Darling...
Name...
I carve your name
I've become imbalanced & unstable
And I am unable to find any way
I've become imbalanced & unstable
And I am unable to find any way
How empty I am Without you
How empty I am Without you
Your intoxicated slight smile
Makes my mind for craving rather more
Your intoxicated slight smile
Makes my mind for craving rather more
Oh Darling...
Name...
I carve your name
At the moment and rest of the moment
I only desire you
At the moment and rest of the moment
I only desire you
I am not feeling okay Without you
I am not feeling okay Without you
Your intoxicated slight smile
Makes my mind for craving rather more
Your intoxicated slight smile
Makes my mind for craving rather more
Oh Darling...
Name...
Tell me where is Ujan?
Tell me..tell me where is he?
I dont know..i dont know anything
Her words are not believable, Sudhir!
She and her daughter know everything.
She is lying to you!
Tell me where is Ujan?
Dad... dad..Please dont hit mom!
Mom didnt do anything...
she really doesnt know anything
He has no place to escape!
I will surely find him out!
Rajesh!
Rajesh!
Just like that! Coming!
- When will you start, Rajesh?
- Im ready sir,
but our hero is still
talking on the phone.
Cant you call him, sir?
- Wonder what he talks so much on the phone.
- Cmon man.
- Hey, Kevin!
- Waste of time!
- Ei Surojit!
- Yes Joydeep da, coming!
- I am coming, I am coming!
- Oh, call up Mohit?
- Hes still on the phone.
- Yes brother.
The shots ready.
- Baby, I can explain it to you...
- Sir!
- What is it?
- Shot ready.
Cant you see that Im on the phone?
Go and check if my double
dress is ready or not...
- Ill come after my conversation.
- Okay sir.
Sorry baby.
Bala bro, - Yes...
double costume ready?
Absolutely ready, I
brought it over, oh Runa?
- Wheres the double costume, bring it out
- Yes, well go for the shot.
I am doing so! Do I have four hands?
- So?
- What?
- Theres only one hero.
- Yes
Then why do they need
a pair of same clothes?
An action scene going on right?
One might get torn, one might get dirty,
so we need double costumes.
I have to explain this to you now.
Who is this?
I have no clue.
How will I know?
So, may I go and watch
a bit of the shooting?
Yes yes, you are the
producer after all, go on!
If you dont know then who will?
The farmers told me...
that you took their land from them?
Who knows what this ones talking about.
What happened? Why you are quiet, tell me?
- The farmers told you all this?
- Hmm!
They are really out of line.
Wait, will have to talk
with them when I return.
Hmm, hes acting really fishy.
Will have to prove what hes worth today.
Umm, are you looking for someone?
Not really! No one!
Lets go towards the river.
What is the matter?
Let's go!
Theres our babu looking
at the shooting, hehe.
Hehe, whats up?
You escaped then, but now?
Wholl save you now?
Even a child is not spared by Bhombol
Koley when a crime is committed.
Ive finally found you!
You stay here Dona, I'll catch him!
Ei! Where would you run!
- Oh, come on Bhombol!
- Eee! Great uncle, bless us -
- may I grow up to be wise.
- Ei! Wait, wait I tell you!
Dont run!
Ei! Where are you running! Look out!
Ei wait here! Wait!
Youve made me run so much!
Eeeeeee!!! Oh God!
Ahh, it hurts!
Oh Father!
Mom Ill go!
Hes hitting a cop! Eeeee!!
Its either you or me!
You dare hit Bhombol Koley?
Do you know what I can do to you?
Oh father!
So uncle, who sent you?
Hiya.
You were testing me, right?
Yes.
Oh good, fluent Bengali.
Haat! Get off!
- Hello?
- This is not done, Sudhir babu.
What a surprise, you could have come
here with your brother-in-law.
- As in?
- Here as in, in London.
Ujan is staying here with us.
He said that hes here on business,
but what a surprise
that would mean one cant stay
with us? Hahahahaha.
I do not understand anything you say.
You dont have to get anything,
just hurry over here now.
Surprisingly, by the looks of it,
we have to set the dates
immediately, Hehehe, - For what?
Dont you get it? For
their marriage, hahahaha!
All right, all right, Ill reach
there in two-three days.
Good good, thats fine. See you then?
Do come over. I was saying...
Whats wrong? Youre not saying anything?
Are you angry with me?
Not really.
May I say something?
Yes?
Umm - have you started loving me?
Mmmm, I am warming up to you;
it would take a while to start loving.
You know... This is a very special lake.
How come?
It can prove how much a boy loves a girl.
How?
Its really simple.
The girl throws a pound in the water.
The boy jumps in and retrieves it.
Look there.
If he cant bring it back?
That happens most of the time.
Actually there are very few lovers...
who can prove their love.
Come.
Where are you going?!
Ill prove it now.
The half-charged battery of
my love is much more powerful
than the fully charged
ones of any other boy.
Murmuring...
Look at that boy, why are
you staring off there?
Hes supposed to be the
dresser and me the assistant,
wonder how!
Were saved only because
you came over this time.
I never expected
our bro to flip like this.
Bala, Im digging him
after hes flipped though.
Meaning?
He couldnt stand me at first.
Even I absolutely detested him.
But now, I think I
want to start dating him.
Hehehehe - Hehehehe.
I fully understood that!
Hero heroine, the heroines uncle,
the comedians uncle,
Id have to wash everyones clothes,
iron them as well,
Id have to make sure they wear them.
Hutt! Ones staring at the other,
the others zone off completely. Hmm!
Listen! Hey you!
Prepare the heroines dress,
or else the producer will kick us out of
here on the next flight. Hutt!
Hey! Whats this!
Is anyone there? Is anyone here?
Bala?
Here here, Im here. Im here.
Oww.
Hiya... Hold my hand.
Oh my God, no ones
been able to retrieve a coin till date.
You - youre the first one...
Who truly loves you? Right?
Ajan? Ajan?
A boy, who really loves his lover,
is scared of going into the water.
His love is thus proved null.
Now someone whos just began to start
loving his lover, his love has been proved.
Just cause he could
retrieve a coin from the water.
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
Im sorry Hiya, but I lied to you.
I didnt get the coin from the water.
It was in my pocket.
The person whom Im starting to love,
with whom I dream of having a future with,
I didnt want to be dishonest with her.
Now consider this, is a
coward not worth loving?
Ajan? Ajan?
Retrieving a coin from
the water is not love,
but saving a drowning person is.
Forgive me, Ujan.
I tried to test your love
without truly understanding.
Im sorry.
What?
Im sorry.
What?
Im sorry.
What?
I love you.
Ajan? Open your eyes,
Ajan...
Ajan? Ajan
Hello Life, Life.
Hello Life, Life.
My babys called me her life,
hello her life,
My babys infectious
sweet smile beckons me,
Oh it beckons me!
Oh my babys called me her life,
hello her life,
My babys infectious
sweet smile beckons me,
Baby, my life my life,
Oh baby, my life!
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Hello Life, Life.
Hello Life, Life.
Oh hes stolen my
heart in the thick of day,
said so much in the name of love!
Oh hes stolen my
heart in the thick of day,
said so much in the name of love!
Baby, my life my life,
Oh baby, my life!
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Oh poor soul hes
fallen in love seeing me,
forgotten to swim even
in the waters of love,
Oh poor soul hes
fallen in love seeing me,
forgotten to swim even
in the waters of love,
Hello Life, Life.
Hello Life, Life.
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Babys taken my life by calling me hers,
Speak through your eyes, not your lips;
play with my heart -
Baba, dhat!
What a surprise! What drama! Haha.
Oh, youre not eating anything!
You love to feed, and I love to eat.
What a surprise that you should.
This is the age to eat as well. Hahaha.
(Doorbell rings)
What a surprise, whos here now.
Eat up the both of you -
through your eyes, teyo!
Speak up! teyo! teyo!
Hey, say it again.
What?
Dhat!
Dhat! Haha...
Oh look whos here,
Ujan. Sudhir babus arrived!
Now whos this Sudhir babu?
Meaning? You dont know
your own brother-in-law?
Hehe, yes my brother-in-law. Hehe.
Ujan, please dont lose your temper.
I do not like your brother-in-law at all.
Look Ujan, how your brother-in-law
missed you and came over.
Looks like theres a lot going on
between the two brother-in-laws?
What a surprise!
How dare you run away from home
without informing anyone?
Hmm!
What a surprise, did
you run away from home?
Running away has to be
obviously done without informing.
If I do inform, is that even running
away, brother-in-law?
Hehe, you told me that
youre on a business tour?
Actually brother-in-law
doesnt let me work at all,
so one has to run away
from my brother-in-law.
Isnt that right, brother-in-law?
Wow!
Looks like youve become
quite a smarty on arriving here?
Oi! When was I ever unsmart?
I was always smart,
wasnt I brother-in-law?
Theres a saying, Dont grow too much,
youll fall into a storm -
I know the next line,
Dont be too small,
a goat will eat you up!
- Isnt that right, brother-in-law?
- Hehe oh dear!
Looks like the banter
between the two brothers...
will keep on going, What a surprise!
Anyway lets move on,
tell me Sudhir bro, how
long are you here for.
Ive already booked my return tickets.
Will be returning on
this evenings flight.
Ujan and me.
Will have to go with this
chap to see where this leads.
Ei ei wheres my bag?
Ei hurry up, hurry up you guys.
Oh we are coming, come on!
Lets go home!
- Brother-in-law -
- Whom did you see? Whats wrong?
Ajan?
Whats wrong?
Brother-in-law! Hell
beat me if he sees me!
Hell kill me!
Oh, why are you scared,
nothings going to happen,
there are so many of us, nothing will
happen to you, lets go!
No, No, I wont go!
AAjan!
Hahahahaha! Sudhir babu, Ill then
inform you after making the arrangements,
What a surprise! Hahaha!
Should we go?
Yes, lets go.
See you.
I wont go! I wont go -
But we wont be able to
return home if the plane leaves.
Runa, I have no wish to go back home.
I want to spend the rest
of my life here, with you.
Really?
Okay fine, now wipe your tears?
I didnt leave to die, neither did I die.
Whats up? Which corner
did you go off to die in?
Thats why I returned unscathed.
Yes, our Dears become
over smart on reaching London.
Thats why he has ready
replies for everything.
Hey!
Oh, what is this?
Again a comeback?
This is strange, why are you shoving me?
Oh uncle! He has learnt
to question things as well!
Hes asking why hes being shoved.
Show him what else
is stored for him, uncle.
Hey! Why did you escape? Huh?
Tell me why did you escape?!
I escaped -
I told you before Sudhir,
Arunima must have sent him there
so that he doesnt sign the paper.
Again the paper - what paper?
As if you dont know, are
you playing dumb? Haat!
- Ujan, Ujan? You?
- Drama? Huh?
No! Dont hit him, dont hit him.
Ill make sure he cant...
- stand anymore after today.
- No!
Forgive him; I am
falling down at your feet.
Forgive him. Dont hit him.
Take all the wealth he has.
Take all the wealth he has.
But dont hit him like an
animal. Dont hit him anymore.
I am prostrating at
your feet, dont hit him.
Make sure your brother understands...
All the papers will be
ready by day after tomorrow.
He should sign them with nary a word.
If he doesnt, Ill make sure he
cant even speak anymore.
I insist that hell sign;
hell sign whatever you give him to.
Dont hit him!
Better remember that.
- My Jaan. My brother.
- Jaan Uncle, Jaan Uncle!
Youve returned, Jaan
mama? You left without me?
- Pipi!
- Shes fainted!
Take her to your room Jaan,
take her to the room.
Lay her here.
Pipi?
Pipi dear? Open your eyes...
look your Jaan uncles here.
Does this happen with her a lot?
No, no,
after you left,
she searched the entire house for you.
You do know how much she loves you.
Then when they started
beating me on not finding you,
the little kid couldnt take it anymore.
She hasnt even eaten properly for days.
Her happiness on seeing
you after so long today -
But, but why did you return here, brother?
How will I save you now, Jaan?
How will I save you?
Jaan Uncle? Jaan Uncle?
Darling, open your eyes?
Look, Im here.
Me, your Jaan Uncle.
Jaan Uncle, youve come back Jaan Uncle?
Dad used to hit you, that's
why you ran Jaan Uncle?
Dad used to hit Mom
as well after you left.
Look at her hands, its all bruised.
This is our fate, oh brother.
This is our fate.
Why else would you have to stay like this
in spite of being the owner of this house?
But why did you return
even after knowing all this?
How will I save you now, brother?
Ujan? Ujan, leave us.
No! Promise me now, youll never leave us.
Yes Pipi,
I promise.
Until the day you have tears in your eyes,
you will be hurt, you will be sad;
Ill never leave you both till that day.
Shit!
Ive tried calling Bala so many times,
couldnt get through!
Now Ive lost all my pounds.
Hehe, thats good.
Thats good?
The planes left us, we have no money,
where will we stay, and what will we eat?
Why?
Youll stay in jail,
and will be beaten up.
Now you wont be able to run.
So, what are your names?
Umm - his names AAjan -
- Hmm?
- And my name is Runa.
Lets see your passports. Passport!
Hmm, hmm!!!
I was right, I suspected this as well.
You came to London
on a false name, sister.
- False name? Meaning?
- Its written Ujan Chowdhury here,
but you told me its AAjan. Hmm?
- You are under arrest.
- Yep, youre both under arrest.
Sir, we didnt do anything. Sir?
I am enjoying myself here.
Damn! Have you lost your mind?
Does anyone enjoy
themselves in a prison cell?
I am enjoying it.
It seems like the both of us,
are starting a family here in this cell.
Dont you remember
anything from back home?
I remember my elder
sister, I remember Pipi,
but when my brother-in-laws
face looms up again,
I feel scared.
Your elder sister, Pipi, who are they?
Dont you remember your mother?
I have no one else;
you at least have your mother.
My mother passed away when I was born.
And my father was -
Why did you stop?
Nothing!
Tell me who you really are
Im Ujan, Ujan.
I tried explaining it to
you and Bala for so long.
None of you got it.
Both of you thought that I might have got
hurt in my head and forgotten everything.
Hot damn!
Arent you Bhai?
No! Im Ujan!
Initially I tried to explain,
but eventually stopped
Figured let them think
whatever they want to,
if they find out Im Ujan,
will they throw me out?
Will they send me back
to my brother-in-law?
Mostly I was scared of...
going someplace far away from you.
After knowing that I am
Ujan, if they send me away,
I wont be able to see you anymore.
I wont be able to stay without you, Runa.
You know, Runa? I love you a lot.
If the police keep us here forever,
thatll be the best.
Well be able to stay together.
Will you stay together, Runa?
You wont leave me?
Ill not go anywhere without you, Ujan.
No where.
Well stay together
for the rest of our lives.
Consciously, unconsciously,
Moving, with your flow,
Consciously, unconsciously,
Moving, with your flow,
For some reason, in my mind,
keep thinking about you.
Stroking a brush, with colours
I want to paint you.
On feet, on our feet,
I lose my way,
lets walk, on our feet,
and lose our way.
Lets walk, on our feet,
and lose our way.
Lets walk, on our feet,
and lose our way.
When did my heart, become so quiet
never did realise,
when did my heart, lose itself to you
never did realise,
For some reason, in my mind,
keep thinking about you.
Stroking a brush, with colours
I want to paint you.
On feet, on our feet,
I lose my way,
lets walk, on our feet,
and lose our way.
Lets walk, on our feet,
and lose our way.
Lets walk, on our feet,
and lose our way.
Come on, Captain wants to talk with you.
This way, come on
Stay here
Looks like everything is in order to me.
Yeah, we can release
them without further charges.
Yes sir.
Here you go.
Uh - youre free to go
Sorry about that
Hello I was saying that Police released us
I know,
Sorry
why are you apologising?
You are doing your job after all; brother
what did you call me? Brother?
Did you call me your brother?
Ive been in London for so long;
this is the first time I was called that.
Then can we leave, brother?
Where will you go? Do you
have have anywhere to go?
Do you even have any
money in your pockets?
Hmm! Leave!
Till some arrangements can be made,
stay at my place.
Um - at your house?
Hehehe, nothing to be afraid of
Ill personally ensure
that you get back home.
You can stay at your brothers
place for the time being.
Fine?
So Sudhir Bro is happens to
be my Brother-in-law? Umm,
who is staying since 20
years, ruling everyone.
But Jaan dear, why you
heard this story after the ages?
I dont understand anything!
Hehe, youll understand
everything on proper time.
May I come in brother-in-law?
What do you want?
You asked me last day that
why did I elope from home...
I couldnt say the truth in front of them,
Today I want to share it with you,
Tell me why did you escape?
If I didnt escape from the house,
youd get signed from me on a paper
And I would have died after this signature
Who told you these?
Shanti sister
Shanti?
What did she say?
She threatened me that...
instead of you I should transfer
all of the wealth to her only.
Otherwise shell poison me to death.
She said all these stuffs?
Yes, she said I will
kill you with poison,
and will kill your Sudhir Bro too
Then Ill enjoy this whole wealth alone!
Inauspicious lady!
After destroying her in-law family, now she wants
to enjoy the whole of the assets of this house!
What?
Not only that, he said
After destroying her in-law house, now she wants
to enjoy the whole of the assets of this house.
He said all these stuffs?
Sudhir?
Can I tolerate that someone will
overthrow my mom from my house?
You dont worry.
When next time Lawyer will come here
to get signed from you,
I will be here.
Ill see what he does!
And dont tell anyone that you
have shared me everything. Umm?
Umm,
who?
- Hey leave na.
- Me, Bunty Bro, its me.
Bro Bunty, shall I massage your body?
Oh Ujan?
Ya come come and massage me well.
Urghh Oh God!
Hey what are you doing?
I massaged your back!
I dont need, dont need
to massage my back.
Go and bring a cup of tea for me!
Why? You swine!
Am I a servant of your father?
What did you say?
I am saying that Am I
a servant of your father?
You son of Shanti!
You are taking my fathers name? Hey you!
Get up!
I have just taken your fathers name now;
youll get to see how many other
names I am going to take.
Get up, get up!
Now Ill skin you.
Hey you!
Oh my God!
Whats the matter?
Why you guys are making
noise at break of day?
Uncle, uncle, oh uncle!
This guy is very dangerous!
Just a minute back
he beats me like a hell!
Whats the meaning of
beats like hell brother-in-law?
After enter the room I saw Bunty bro...
is trying to swim on the
floor and shouting repeatedly.
I just helped him to get up on the bed.
Is it called beats like hell?
Uncle hes lying completely.
I just asked him to
bring a cup of tea for me.
He answered me that
Am I your fathers
servant? You son of Shanti!
and then he starts beating me.
He again said about beats like a hell.
And why youll ask me to bring tea,
I enter the room with a cup of tea only!
There it is.
Uncle, uncle, uncle, he
is lying completely uncle!
Shut up! Just shut up.
Your condition is because of
your regular alcohol consumption.
- No uncle.
- From today onwards your drinking habit...
will be prohibited, thats it.
- Uncle, I dont do anything.
- Hey where are your alcohol bottles?
Hey hey Hey Ujan.
Dont you dare touch them.
Brother-in-law? These are called alcohol?
Yes, these are called alcohol
Oh I thought these are juice.
Go and keep these bottles in my room.
- Uncle please uncle.
- Shut up.
Dont utter a word.
- Brother-in-law?
- Hmm?
Whats the meaning of beating like hell?
Keep these bottles in
my room. I will explain. Go.
Okay okay.
- Uncle please believe...
- Hey dont utter a word.
Shit
May I come in?
Oh Mr. Lawyer has come. Please come.
Uncle? Mr Lawyer has
come at early morning?
Whats the matter?
I know the matter.
He thought that while we are sleeping...
hell get signed everything
from Ujan by Mr. Lawyer.
Dont over react sister.
Shut up!
The man who can plan to throw away
his own sister he can do anything.
Thats the best I could do. The best!
A sister who can plan
poison his own brother,
she should be abandoned from the house.
Dont talk this rubbish!
Havent you said that I
am an inauspicious lady?
I have an idea that this kind a showdown
could be possible in slum area only.
But if people get to know that what are real
condition of this type of so called wealthy family!
- I will say it again and again!
- Oh, one moment one moment.
Hey Uncle who told you that mom
has told these stuffs about you?
Ujan.
And mom?
Who told you that Uncle has
told these stuffs about you?
Ujan!
Ujan!
That means Ujan is trying to split you.
Ujan?
Is he so clever?
- Where is that snakelet, bring him to me?
- Here brother-in-law!
Ahhh! He was sleeping
under a rock till now,
now hes finally come out of his skin.
Pooft!
To strike.
So? Should I?
Youve become arrogant
after going to London.
Speaking out of line,
way out of line! Haat!
Haha!
So brother-in-law? Pooft!
How did you like the strike?
Yes? Haha!
Jaan? What are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
Dont you worry, sis.
What had to happen is happening.
A blunt rock if struck every
day eventually becomes sharp.
I was beaten till now,
Ill be doing the beating now.
No brother mine, whats done is done,
dont you do anything. Dont do anything.
Ujan!
Hey! Ohhh -
E Ujan!
Ujan, what are you doing?
Oww! Oh my God!
Ohh, o Bunty! Hes hitting your uncle!
E Ujan stop!
Ujan - dont be like this dear.
Am I not like your mother?
Like my mother?
Mother! Mother! Mother!
So Shantis son?
Whatll happen with you?
Uncle uncle, sorry -
Hold your ears and start some sit-ups.
Ei hold your ear, hold your ear!
Hmm!
Lets start!
One!
Two!
Three!
Hmm! Very good!
Continue!
Five -Hey!
Ahh - I got this paper
to be signed by you.
Its not needed anymore.
Ill take my leave, okay?
Not at all!
Long live Rajababu, - Theyve come.
Do one thing,
bring the official
papers of all the farmers.
Hmm Okay.
Come on get up my Brother-in-law, get up.
Yes, hey stop.
Lets go.
There our Raja babu!
Namaskar.
Namaskar namaskar.
I am greeting my pranam &
salam to all the native of Kusumpur.
A few days back some people
fooled Mr. Ujan Chowdhury,
even they cheated all the
inhabitants of Kusumpur.
Even they made understand everyone
that itll help to flourish the village.
But it was wrong.
Now, today on behalf of Ujan Chowdhury all
the official papers will return to you.
Long live Rajababu,
long live Rajababu.
Sister, please come here once.
Me?
Please hand over the papers to them.
- Long live Ujan babu long live.
- In spite of so many people, why me?
You are the only daughter
of this chowdhury family,
and daughters are the
Goddess of wealth in the house.
Spread your blessings to all, Sister.
Come dear sister.
Poltu Polley,
Here. give it tp him.
Take it.
Long live Rajababu. Long live Rajababu
Long live Rajababu. Long live Rajababu
Its not connecting!
Leave it, you wont get him!
Wont I get him!
Who knows what hes doing,
what hes eating in that foreign land!
I dont even know if
hes in danger or not!
Oh, why will he be in danger!
Why are you worrying so much,
Runas there with him,
why will there be any danger?
There is, ah - - Wait.
Here, here Bhai has just called!
Now, talk with him.
I have nothing to say.
Oh, is there any need
to be angry like that?
Wait wait wait!
Bhai! Have you returned
or are you still in London?
I returned back, but to a different place.
Where?
Kusumpur.
Kusum - - Dont tell Ammi anything.
Come to Kusumpur tomorrow. And listen,
hand the phone to Ammi once.
Here, take it.
Na! I told you to tell him.
I have nothing to say, tell him that!
What, you have nothing to say?
Okay Ill tell him that.
He was saying that hes been
feeling uneasy from yesterday.
Oh lord!
Hello? So I was saying that,
take two bulbs of garlic and eat it up.
Then drink a glass of water,
youll feel fine immediately.
Wont you talk with me, Ammi?
Na! I havent seen you for how long now?
Dont I worry myself for you?
What do you care?
Do you even worry about me?
How long do you even
think about your Ammi?
Not a single son in this world
tell his mom, Ma, I love you.
Since this love is so deep,
it remains unspoken.
I wont say that out aloud as well,
however angry you may get.
Youve learnt a lot of
big words, havent you?
When will you return back to me?
Ill return.
Ive dragged myself into
some really important work.
Ill return as soon as its over.
Thats fine.
I can see that the
third is a perfect date.
And What a surprise, theres
not a better date after that.
Im not a professional though.
What is your priest recommending?
Yes hold on, hes
right here in front of us.
Aabb - Head priest can you please check,
he just informed that theres
a good date on the third,
- and none better after that. Can you confirm?
- Looking into it.
Yes, I cant see a
better date after the third.
Yes, he agrees.
Then why wait, lets get it done!
Yes! Hey hey hey - Arunima?
Hmm?
You dont have any
problem, any objections right?
If Ujan gets married on the third?
What objection would I have?
Yes, then its settled,
Ujans sister has no objection,
then let the wedding
take place on the third?
What a surprise! Let it! Hahahaha!
So, oh Ronodeep babu?
- Yes?
- There was a request.
- Name it!
- I mean, if by breaking the rules,
the wedding takes place here?
I mean, if the wedding is done from here,
would you have any objection?
Absolutely not! Adityas spirit
would be in peace as well.
Hahahaha, then its settled?
Yes, well be meeting soon?
Hmm, really soon!
Thank you thank you,
Ronodeep babu, thank you.
Now heres our Ujan babu!
Here Ujan babu, I just had a talk with
Ronodeep babu on the phone.
Your wedding has been decided to be
held on the third of next month, hehehe.
So? You dont have any problem, right?
- Wedding?
- Yes?
Yes, wedding!
Its a long time dream for
my brother to be married!
A pretty girl like Hiya
will come here as a bride.
So much fun, its Jaan uncles wedding!
Hehe yes! Make merry,
its Jaan uncles wedding!
Ei we have to prepare
fast, a lot needs to be done!
Theres only a few more days,
hey sis come here come here!
Oh, theres so much work left!
Listen, we have to finish
up our shopping by then.
Damn! its not even behind the almirah!
Where did you keep the passports?
Tell me honestly, where?
Yes, where did you keep the passport?
Passport?
I was saying, the passports
lost, you wont find it.
- Youve lost it?
- Hmm.
Youve lost your passport?
This is the biggest
problem in this country! Yes?
People come over, and
then tear up their passports!
Then they start living
here as local citizens,
and start overpopulating.
This is the biggest crime here!
I was offered a job to
prevent precisely this!
And now in my house,
oh the trouble Ive got into -
you guys lost your passports!
- Oh brother?
- Yes?
Im insisting, nothing
will happen, dont you cry.
Nothing will happen?
Yes! You have no one else here.
Who said that?!
Cant you keep the both of
us for the rest of your life?
What?
Well stay here?
What?
- Well start a family.
- A family?
Well have children - - Children!
Theyll start calling you Uncle Uncle!
Uncle uncle uncle, theyll start calling
me everything under the house!
For what bad luck did I
let you stay here, eat here?!
My emotion will result in my demotion!
The trouble I get into!
Who knows whatll happen to my job.
Hehehe!
Lord! May I keep my job!
May I let them go back home.
What?
Whats that hanging on the tree?
Oh dear! What have you done?!
My name is Bhombol Koley.
What is going on, Uncle?
I cant even recognize you anymore.
Youve completely flipped
To be flipped, and to flip, dont you
understand the difference, Bunty?
Hah!
Youre worthless.
Hello?
Am I talking to Sudhir Mitra?
Yes?
I got your number after calling
Kusumpur police department.
Im calling from London.
Are you Ujan Chowdhurys local guardian?
Yes, tell me why?
Long story!
Ujan Chowdhury has entered my
house and refuses to leave!
Immediately take him back home!
Hold on for a bit.
- What?
- Hold.
What nonsense are you spewing?
Ujan Chowdhurys walking
around right in front of me.
That cant be true!
Hes tap dancing on my chest right now!
And youre saying that hes over there!
A man of limited intellect like him
could take me for such a ride...
was unimaginable for me.
A man of limited intellect?
Yes, he tells me that,
I wont return back home! Brother-in-law will beat me!
Okay. Do something, Mister -
Bhombol Koley.
Yes Mr. Bhombol Koley,
my people will take them away from
there within a couple of days.
Thats their responsibility.
Thank you! Thank you!
Whats wrong uncle, whats the case?
I have to urgently go to London.
You might have to go as well.
London? Why?
Tu tu tu tu, wait wait wait wait,
bro wait, bro bro.
Oh brother, oh brother!
Yes, what is it?
- Which way is Kusumpurs Zamindar house?
- Right there.
Oi Bala!
Oye bro, e boss! One
minute. Here bro, here.
Coming, there there bro! Here bro!
Oh dear! Oh, its so slippery!
You set down in London and rose up here!
- I couldnt even imagine
- Its a long story.
Will tell you everything.
I was saying, Runa will be mighty
happy on seeing me here.
Runa?
Yes, why? Runa isnt with you?
Haat!
Why would Runa be with me?
Why would Runa be with you!
I saw how the both of
you romanced in London,
I thought that you guys had married
and were in hiding here.
You cant go back to Ajad colony.
Ill slap you right on the ear.
Youve fabricated your own tales now?
What tale?
Anyway, Runa hasnt returned from London?
Huh?
What are you getting at?
Huh!
She missed the plane with you!
Oh damn!
Hey Runaaa!
Hello?
Hey Jamai da? Runa -
that is my assistant, hasnt returned
from London, arent you at all worried?
Huh!
What kind of a production manager are you?
You stayed back with her.
I figured that maybe the both of you were
spending your holiday together.
Give me the line producers
number instead of trash talking.
I am here, Runa stayed back.
What? Wait wait,
Im in Sikkim right now.
Ill send you the number.
Hello?
Hello. Im the dresser Bhai speaking.
Yes, speak?
My assistant, that girl, Runa?
Hmm?
Shes stayed back there, hasnt returned.
What?
Can you please find something out?
Oh dear,
This has happened five-six days back.
Youre telling this to me now?
Oh bro, a mistake can
happen in such a big unit?
Listen, she cant roam around in the
streets of England for five or six days.
I think the police have
taken her under custody;
Ill check and will get back to you.
I dont understand anything.
Bala, its a long story.
Let me share you everything.
Yes, we did arrest them,
but after we released them.
Bhombol took them back to his place,
and is probably trying to
take them back to India.
Oh, I see.
Can I get Mr. Bhombols address?
Sure. Sir, can I get some paper, please?
Thank you.
Oh good God!
Its a big story!
It happened in cinema only.
Happened in real life too.
Youll realise this only after
facing quandary like this.
Whats the quandary?
You love Hiya, Hiya loves you.
Clean and simple matter.
Now perform all the rituals of
marriage and get married!
Oh ho you dont understand.
Hiya thinks I'm Ujan.
But I am not him.
And I will marry by a lie?
My mind is not supporting me.
Listen bro, do one thing.
You tell everything to Hiya and
after listening all these if she is
agreed to marry you thatll be best then.
- And what if she rejects my proposal?
- Amm...
Hiya?
Listen, I have something
important to discuss.
No discussions now.
Your first nights two days away,
discuss everything then.
Its really urgent, please.
- How can I talk, everyones here -?
- Oh,
someone hold Ujan babu and smear
turmeric on him with Hiya! Hold!
Hmm, did you say this?
The number you are
calling is switched off.
Hey look our groom is
observing our brides get up!
Hiya, its really something
important to discuss
Hey dear Jaan, you are here
and I am searching you all over the house.
Lets go lets go, you have to get ready
But I need to talk to...
My brother got completely
carried away for you
The grooms here
Please take your seat dear
Hmm.
Now tell me what I have to do
(Reciting mantras)
Give?
- How will I give?
- Grandpa,
Babas calling you.
(Reciting mantras)
Okay okay, wait - wait a bit.
Something important - - Thats fine.
Wait, Ill be back.
Coming.
Get up. Get up get up get up.
You Cheater, Loafer!
You didnt get anyone else to swindle?
How surprising! You only noticed my girl?
Please try to...
You thought no one will know?
What did you think?
Why you - - Ronodeep uncle!
What are you saying?
Who gave you the
right to say this to Ujan?
Hes not Ujan, Arunima
Hes Bhai, from Aajad Colony!
He looks just like Ujan,
What a surprise!
He tricked you by using that as a weapon,
tricked us - tricked my daughter.
He tried to nab this entire wealth.
- I dont believe a word of this.
- Neither did I at first.
Sudhir babu however, has all the proof.
Sudhir babu?
Bring his mother here.
Shanti?
Ajan!
Ajan?
You married without informing me, dear?
You didnt inform me
after returning from London,
you said you had some work.
Is this your work?
You married without informing me?
Why did you do this?
Oh dear, tell me why?
Am I not your Ammi, yes?
Believe me Amma, I
have done nothing wrong.
While trying to protest
against wrong doing...
I dont know when I got entangled
in this web of shadows
even I couldnt realize it, Ammi.
No.
If you really arent Ujan,
then answer one question.
Where is our Ujan?
Even if he doesnt
answer that question, I can.
I got an errant call,
where I was informed that
Ujan Chowdhury ran away from
home on the twenty eighth of March,
and that he was murdered
in Kusumpur by this Bhai.
He then took his passport
and visa and left for London.
He trapped Hiya mam there.
Then to take over the Kusumpur
Zamindari wealth, he returned back here.
See, see these are all lies
The truth can be decided on later.
For now, come to the
station for some questioning.
You cant arrest me
on some errant rumours.
I told you, its not an
arrest. Just questioning.
Hey! Take him to the Jeep.
Hey catch him, catch him, and catch him!
Dad!
Where does he go?
Who knows?
Came to this side I guess
Shall we search that side?
Yes can do that
Sir's coming!
Hey! Did you get him?
Cannot understand anything
Worthless
What shall I answer to Mr. Sudhir now?
Will have to find him out by any mean.
Sir! Lets go
Get into the car!
Dont cry darling,
please dont cry.
Howll you know that
this fraud is cheating us!
And what a surprise that
even I couldnt realize.
Such a bad boy.
Someone who lies to his mother
Oh, sir?
Miss Sumitas body
hasnt been released yet,
but - Sir was saying that...
I know.
One child couldnt be saved.
Yes, will you take his responsibility?
Hiya? A mistake is being made somewhere
Whats wrong, Dad?
We have to go somewhere immediately.
Or else something major may go down.
What mistake?
Bro, this boy is extremely dangerous.
He bluffed everyone, even you got cheated.
Alls well that ends well sister.
Lookalike Ujan ran away from police
and facing a severe issue.
Now I will murder the real Ujan Chowdhury
and will blame the fraud one! Haha
The boy isnt dead yet? Still alive?
Yes! Our goons have taken hostage
of him with his girlfriend in London.
I am going there.
After completing of the official
work, will dunk him on the river.
I have sent Bunty already.
I dont know.
I dont know anything - I know nothing.
Just make sure that my son stays
out of the polices hands.
What a surprise, please dont
withhold anything now.
So many lives will be wasted;
your sons as well.
No no - dont say that.
Sister, please tell us.
Dont say that my son will be -
I wont be able to live if
something happens to him.
Then open up about this - please.
That day -
That day -
after having that conversation
with you in the hospital -
If he gets to know that I
didnt give birth to him -
he wont call me Ammi anymore.
Wont call me Ammi anymore!
What are you saying?
When lord Krishna got
to know about Devaki,
did he stop calling Yashoda as his mother?
The bit I know about him, hell
call you Ammi for the rest of his life.
Ammi?
Everything.
I heard everything.
Even after listening I can say that,
I was born in a Hindu home,
I grew up in a Muslim home,
I swear on both of the religions that,
you were my Ammi,
are my Ammi,
will be my Ammi.
Ammi! Ammi!
Brother?
Now tell me, where is my Ujan?
The police are saying that he -
Believe me sister, I didnt - - Bhai!
Bhai! Ujan is alive, he
isnt dead, and hes alive.
- Yes yes! Hes alive!
- What are you saying?
Yes! Sudhir Babu? Sudhir
Babu has trapped him.
Runa is with him!
Runa is with him.
Where are they?
In London!
London?
Yes yes!
Sudhir babus goons have kidnapped them.
And after the will is signed,
he has planned to murder Jaan.
Oh lord.
What will I do now?
Bhai, how will I save Jaan?
Dont be afraid sister,
Jaan had his sister till now,
now Jaan will have his Bhai by his side.
Ill rescue him even if
hes kept underground.
We shouldnt delay this any longer.
We have to leave for London by tonight.
But the police are hunting for me.
Dont you worry at all, dear?
Ill make the arrangements.
When I saw that along with Runa -
They were taking you also, I was shocked.
I understood everything
only after calling you.
Do you know the place where
theyve kept Ujan and Runa?
Ive memorised the place.
Go on ahead, Ill bring the police.
Okay. Lets go. Come. Come.
Brother-in-law!
If you sign here - you can
go up even quicker, Ujan.
Let us go, brother-in-law.
Ill sign wherever you want me to.
There! Thats like a good boy.
Bunty? Tell them to lower them.
Hey, you! Put them down.
What are they making you sign, Ujan?
For my estate!
I dont want that.
I dont want anything.
Dont you sign it, Ujan.
What? I wont sign?
Here Ujan, you can go when you sign this.
Nah!
I wont sign.
Oh silly boy.
Are you playing with me? Bunty?
An innocent girl is getting
hurt because of you, Ujan.
I heard that you really like her.
You should sign this for her at least.
No Ujan, dont you sign this.
We may not live together,
but we can die together.
Youre absolutely right, sweetie.
The both of you have to die.
Since theres no one
here who can save you.
Hey! What do you think youre doi - aah!
Ive been trying to mollycoddle you for so
long and yet you dont understand.
This is the last time I am
asking, will you sign or not.
No. I wont.
Wont?
Open him up.
Runa!
Haat!
Go! Go!
Ujan!
Now to arrange for her ascension.
Dont do anything to her.
Dont do anything to her.
Dont do anything to her.
Hey! Once you saw your father
dying in front of your eyes.
Now youll see the same for your lover.
No!
No, No, let her go!
Dont do anything to her!
Nothing will happen to
me, dont you sign, Ujan!
If you dont sign, they
wont be able to do anything.
Okay.
That means its you,
who taught him everything.
Then see what happens to her now.
Bunty, lift her up.
Hey David, pull her up!
Runa! Runa!
Ujan!
Dont let her be in any
more pain brother-in-law;
Dont let her be in any
more pain brother-in-law;
Let her go, let her go.
Ill sign wherever you want me to.
Bunty tell him to stop.
Stop.
Sign here.
Hey, Sudhir bro!
What did you think?
Youll play games here and
no one will find you out?
Huh! Youre dumb with four letters!
Hot damn, Bhai is here to save Jaan!
Bhai?
Bhai?
Hello brother!
Hey, what are you waiting for? Kill him.
Kill him!
Dont do anything rash!
Ujan
Ujan!
Hey! Ill take off your ears today!
Listen bro, leave fast and
tell Dad about this location.
Well handle it here. Okay,
You be careful. Okay.
Go go go, go! Get him!
Hey! Bring him here!
Listen, Ill lower down the car.
Open up Runas binds then.
Yes.
Come, shh!
Come! Sign here!
Write! Sign here! Write!
Hey! Sign here!
Hey sign here!
- Riuna!
- Hands up.
Good job, Good job!
Sister!
Bunty! Tell them to lock this up
with the police officer in the cage.
First to make sure the signature is done,
and then Ill handle everyone!
Hey sign here!
Put him in the cage!
No! You cant do this.
I can do everything, Arunima.
Ive been waiting for this
property for twenty years.
I can do anything to win this game here.
If need be, I can finish you as well. No!
No, brother-in-law! Dont harm Didi!
Ill sign! Ill sign!
Hey Sudhir bro, you bastard!
If you have the guts open the gates, thoo!
Hey Bunty, make sure he signs fast!
Do it! Sign it!
Hey! Youre spitting
on the will, you bastard?
Hot damn!
- Do you get it, uncle?
- Yes nephew!
One video, two machines!
- The same scene in both places?
- Yes!
Yes? Now sign this! Do it I say!
Hold his hand, Ill see the rest.
Sign it! Sign it hey!
Do one thing! Hit me!
Hit me! Hell hit them!
Cmon nephew, hit me! Nephew hit me now!
Hit me! Wait a minute - here, hit me!
Hit me! Hit me!
Hot damn!
Brother! Do what I do!
Hit me nephew, hit me!
Nephew hit me a bit softly.
Oh God!
Jaan look at this!
Bhai!
Dont hit me anymore, nephew!
Listen to what I say! Oiii!
Jaan, behind you!
Brother? Brother come out.
Come out!
Sorry uncle!
Oh dear!
So Sudhir bro?
Youve tortured my brother till now?
Now its Ujans turn
Hey!
Your games are up.
Youve played a lot.
If you dont sign the papers now,
then Ill shoot all of you like dogs.
The way I shot your father.
You cant scare me anymore brother-in-law.
I wont sign.
If you dont sign, your father will.
First Ill shoot your sister.
Then Ill shoot your brother.
And then
Why didnt you tell me this
dangerous truth for so long?
Why do you bear everything so quietly?
Why were you quiet, Ujan?
Sister? Sister? Sister?
What have you done? What have you done?
Ive done what was needed to be done.
Should have done these ages ago.
Sister! Hand me the
gun! Give me the gun now!
I am at fault, I should - - Quiet!
You didnt do anything!
I did what was done!
- What is it, dear?
- Dad?
Are all of you alright?
Bhombol! Are you okay?
Im okay! Please keep it!
- What a surprise! How
- how did this happen?
How did this happen?
They were being too much!
So had to resort to shooting them!
Officer Sir, hes the main culprit!
He shot me, so I had no choice.
I shoot shoot shoot!
Aah, I think they have believed the trick
Bhai?
Lets go back to home.
Home?
Hmm.
Where?
Why? In your own home. Kusumpur.
Thank God! Lets go.
What a surprise, nobody has come
I was punctual during my marriage
Bhai, Sir! Where are you gone!
What are they wearing!
Hey hey hey
What a surprise
Hey which one?
What a surprise!
I cant identify them
Do you identify Hiya?
Hey Runa!
Hello Lawyer Sir, do you identify?
They look same!
Damn! Both of them are same!
Sorry Uncle!
Hey Arunima, definitely
you can identify them?
Yes, I do
This is Bhai, this is Jaan
Uh hmm, this is Bhai, this is Jaan
God! Wait!
Itll be proved right now
Really?
Aah ha
Hey Runa go
Go
One two three
I said... he is Bhai...