Borderlands (2024) Movie Script
1
Long ago,
our galaxy was ruled
by an alien race
called the Eridians
whose power and technology
were far beyond
human comprehension.
Though they disappeared
ages ago,
they left behind fragments
of their technology,
scraps that became
the foundation
for all human advancement.
But the Eridians'
greatest secrets
were hidden in a vault
located on the planet Pandora.
The once peaceful world
was overrun by corporations,
criminals,
-and treasure seekers...
-Guns, guns, guns!
...fighting
and killing one another
for a chance to find the vault.
But it remained hidden.
Then, amidst
the clouds of chaos,
a glimmer of hope
shone through.
A prophecy.
That one day,
a daughter of Eridia
would open the vault
and restore order
to the broken planet.
Yeah.
That sounds like
some wacko B.S., right?
Well, I thought so too,
until...
this mess happened.
There he is!
Stop!
God damn!
There's no air holes in there.
What a stupid helmet.
Tina.
Hey.
I'm Roland.
Yeah. There's been some, uh...
There's been some trouble.
And Atlas,
he sent me
to bring you to safety.
-My dad sent you?
-That's right.
His shortest soldier?
Yeah, his shortest soldier
to save his least
funny daughter.
Code three security breach.
The station is in lockdown.
All personnel
must shelter in place.
-Okay, let's go.
-Hey, hey, hey!
-Let's slow down.
-Target in sight!
Come on. Come on.
Stop!
Stay down!
-Oh, God.
-No, no!
Catch.
Fake stormtrooper-ass bitch.
Come here.
Code three security breach.
Come on. Come on.
The station is now in lockdown.
Wait, I changed my mind.
Take me back to my cell.
-Please.
-Come on.
Holy shit!
One of the Psychos got out.
It's time to go insane!
You're in my spot.
Put him down. Put him down.
Hey, easy.
What do you, uh...
What do you say
me and you be friends?
Shit.
Sorry, Knoxx.
My girl.
Krieg,
what's up, man?
You want some pancakes?
My girl broken.
It's Krieg, right?
Yeah.
What do you say you help me
get her outta here?
Yeah.
Of course,
we can't all be
the daughter of Eridia,
skipping down
the path of destiny.
Some of us
have to work for a living.
You don't have
to do this, you know.
I mean, I can pay you.
Yeah, whatever's in my wallet
right now, it's yours.
Okay?
Shut up
or I'll break your other arm.
Oh, no,
one arm's good.
That's fine.
-'Sup?
-Sorry.
-Quinn.
-Lilith.
We do have other seats,
you know.
Then he won't have
any trouble finding one.
Uh, not tonight.
Top shelf.
Not sure how top
you think the shelves are.
Eh, buy your kid
some dance lessons.
Hot date?
You remember that heist down
in Lectra City last month?
Yeah, a couple of guards died.
Yeah, well, this sad sack
was the trigger man.
Listen, I never meant
to shoot anyone.
I was...
I'm getting too old
for this shit.
Bounty hunting? Uh.
It's for the young and stupid.
Am I right?
You really want me
to answer that?
I do not.
Lilith.
Piss off.
I heard you were quite
the crusty old...
Wait. Wait, wait.
We, uh, maybe got off
on the wrong foot.
You see, um...
I represent a very wealthy man
who has a contract for you.
I've got a job.
Maybe next month.
You collect on that scum
dead or alive, right?
Hey.
Not in here, big boy.
We don't want any trouble.
It's just, uh, our employer
is, uh, not one for waiting.
Who is?
Are you with these assholes?
Or are you just a fan
of violence?
These gentlemen work
or should I say "worked" for me?
I'll get Kimber
to clean this up.
Thanks, Quinn.
That was impressive.
I warned them
not to underestimate you.
My name is Deukalian Atlas.
And, uh...
Hold on.
This is...
This is rather awkward.
Hey, you there.
Fat boy.
Put me on.
But she just
killed Frank and Wes.
But she would never
shoot a man of your caliber.
Mm.
As I was saying...
Start walking.
My name is Deukalian Atlas.
President of the...
The Atlas Corporation?
Clue's in the name.
Look, uh, this has been
a really long day.
Can we just skip to,
I don't know, whatever this is?
Of course.
My daughter has been kidnapped,
and I need her returned to me.
Bounty hunter, not babysitter.
Haven't you got some
toy soldiers you can send?
Yes, the Crimson Lance.
Unfortunately, the kidnapper
is one of them.
I need an outsider.
Someone who knows
how to handle a planet
full of Psychos, skags,
and vault hunters
like they were born there.
Your daughter's on Pandora?
Thoughts and prayers.
But you couldn't pay me enough
to set foot
on that shithole again.
Are you sure about that?
Oh.
Maybe you could.
Okay, I'll start
when my current contract ends.
Seems like you're free
to start immediately.
Give her the beacon.
Activate this device
when you find my daughter
and my people
will retrieve her.
You haven't disappointed
so far, Lilith.
I advise you not to start.
Sorry.
Oh, shit.
Thank you for
flying Atlas transport pods.
You've arrived
at your destination.
Pandora.
Let me tell you
everything you need to know
about Pandora.
It's a shithole.
I should know. I'm from here.
God, I hate this planet.
It's the kind of place
you don't ever wanna return to.
So, the sooner I find the girl,
the sooner I can
get the hell outta here.
The soldier had hijacked
one of Atlas' shuttles
and crash-landed here
months ago.
There wasn't much left of it.
It'd been stripped for parts
and vandalized
by vault hunters.
No way to know
if he and Tina even survived.
Wanna know if you've seen her.
But then I spoke
to some locals.
Scavenger kids
barely scraping out a living.
They told me
Tina and the soldier
had passed through weeks ago
heading north
towards Fyrestone.
Then I ran
into some other locals.
Run!
Psychos.
Murderous gangs.
It was time to catch a ride
and head north.
Hello, vault hunter.
Need a ride?
Yeah, I'm not
a vault hunter, but...
Then welcome aboard.
People inside, bags up top.
Don't need
any explosives going pop.
That is a mess to clean up,
believe me.
Hello, passenger.
My name is Marcus.
But of course,
you're not here for small talk.
You are here to find the vault.
Uh, you can stop there.
Not a vault hunter.
Just need a ride.
If you say so.
Well, hello,
brave vault hunter.
So, you've come in search
of the secret lost vault
of the Eridians,
right here on Pandora!
Do you want to be rich
beyond your wildest dreams?
First, you must find the keys,
then the vault itself,
but it won't be easy.
Could you turn this shit off?
Not a vault hunter.
No can do.
This bus is for transporting
vault hunters, so...
Will you be
the one to find the vault?
Ancient alien treasure filled
with high-tech secrets...
Pandora is a dangerous place,
so you need superior firepower.
Prepare yourself
with one of Marcus' munitions.
Next stop, Fyrestone,
where all vault hunters begin.
Uh, no.
Really, I am not...
Thanks.
Good luck, vault hunter.
I hope you find
what you're searching for.
Two weeks on the trail,
and it was as cold
as Pandora's moons.
Tina and the soldier
were long gone.
I needed a miracle,
but I got something else.
My eye!
You shot me in my eye!
You blinded me for life!
How will I manage to survive?
I'm just kidding!
I was designed to withstand
all kinds of violent acts,
even completely
unjustified ones like yours.
Now, I bet you're wondering,
what's the deal with this thing?
Uh, no, I'm not.
I'm programmed for humor,
so I will process that
as "witty banter."
Beat it.
I'm a Hyperion brand CL4P-TP,
possibly the last of my kind
still in service.
But you can call me...
Whoopsie! Ha!
You accidentally shot me
in the face again.
As I was saying,
you can call me Claptrap.
You know,
I can do this all night,
so piss off.
Believe me,
I wish I could
based on what little
I've experienced
of your horrendous personality.
But I have no choice.
What do you mean?
Did Atlas send you?
Atlas? Yuck!
I don't work
for the competition.
No, I've been lying dormant
under a garbage heap
for... calculating... 36 years!
But the moment
you landed on Pandora,
I was reactivated
because I've been programmed
to help you upon your return!
No one knew I was coming here.
Not even me.
Who programmed you?
I don't know!
Which is a shame,
because you're an awful person
and I'd love to know
who to blame for this.
Since I don't, I have
no choice but to serve you
until you're dead.
Did that sound like a threat?
Sorry.
Anyway, as long as
you're not dead,
-I'm here to help.
-Oh.
And I have many skills.
Balancing.
Turning in circles.
I don't need a partner.
Uh, I can also access
the ECHOnet.
Did you say "ECHOnet"?
Can you use it to find someone?
Of course.
Just show me a picture.
I'll hack and search
its slowly dying
visual banks for matches
and find your target's
last known location.
Find her.
She was last seen
outside Fyrestone.
Accessing network.
Scanning, scanning
Scanning
Scanning, scanning
Scanning
Scanning, scanning
Scanning
Scanning, scanning
Scanning
Could you do it
without the singing?
Yes!
Scanning, scanning
Scanning
Done!
Your target was last recorded
near an abandoned quarry
in the Tundra Express!
It's only 132 days on foot
with a 98% chance of being
eaten by a Craw maggot!
I like those odds!
We're gonna need some wheels.
That's the Crimson Lance,
Atlas' private army.
What are they doing here?
Oh, just a guess here.
Exactly the same thing
you're doing.
And the Lance
teaming up with the Psychos?
It seems like Atlas will hire
just about anyone
to find his daughter.
-Concentrating.
-Sorry.
Huh. The Lance are leaving.
I guess they didn't find her.
No more Mommy!
Free lunch! Hot delivery!
Huh?
That was so out of character
to save those children.
Well, I needed a ride.
For a second there,
I thought you weren't
a horrible person.
Phew! The world
makes sense again.
Now, there's only room
for one up front,
but worry not.
I can sit on your lap.
Lilith!
You accidentally locked me
in the back!
Lilith!
Please drain my battery.
Put me back to sleep.
I won't tell.
You said you wanted to help.
I said I'm programmed to help.
What I want to do
is wipe my memory,
you horrendous she-devil.
Are you sure these
are the right coordinates?
Yes. This is the last known
location of your quarry.
Get it?
But it looks like
she's long gone by now.
Does it?
You know, it's quite
a menagerie you've got here.
You could start
your own Pandoran zoo.
You must be Tina.
Name's Lilith.
So, that soldier...
who brought you here,
is he playing
hide-and-seek, too?
He left me.
I haven't seen him in days.
Well, I'm here to take you home
to your father.
Yeah, he seems like
a real, uh, sweetheart.
What? My daddy?
I get to see my daddy?
Really?
I've been so afraid.
-Yeah.
-I've been scared.
Speaking of your daddy...
The noises outside
really freaked me out.
I've just gotta let him know
that I got you safe...
I should probably
get my stuff.
Shit.
I really love my daddy.
He's such a nurturing
parental figure.
Sure, I'll have to take
your word for it.
Miss Lilith,
can you grab my Badonkadonk?
Your what now?
You little...
I love it
when bounty hunters drop by.
Time to make it rain...
with your body parts.
Hey.
You still alive down there?
She seems deranged.
You two have a lot in common.
Only she's smaller,
nicer, cuter.
Hope that wasn't
something important.
Fix this.
Because, whoo, it's toast.
Where'd you go?
Tina.
Look, I... I'm here to save you.
Do I look like
I need saving?
'Cause I'm up here
and you're all hiding
under a car.
Like a bitch!
You get down here right now.
Oh, Krieg!
This fancy-ass woman
just pointed a gun
at your best friend.
I will lick
your spine clean.
Holed up with Psychos?
He only used to be a Psycho.
Now he's my big brother!
How sweet.
One of you kill the other,
I'm gonna go get a coffee.
Tell her what she's won, Krieg.
You've walked
the wrong dog.
Shoot him in the face.
Shoot him in the face again.
It's not working.
Forget it. Abort. Go!
Run, run!
Mine's bigger.
Listen.
I was sent by your father.
Well, that's strange.
Because I don't
have a father, lady.
I know this planet
can mess with your mind.
My mind is awesome.
My mind's so cool.
Listen, I don't wanna be here.
Nothing personal.
So, if you could
just come with me,
and you could talk to your dad
and you guys can sort it out,
family style. And I can...
Nice work, lady.
You led 'em straight to me.
So, Atlas sent
someone new to find the girl.
Never would have thought
it was a scumbag vault hunter.
Actually, I'm not
a scumbag vault hunter.
Actually,
she's a scumbag bounty hunter.
You know, it's not
my fault you suck at your job,
whoever you are. Who are you?
Commander Knoxx
of the Crimson Lance.
And I'm taking the girl with me.
Oh, yeah?
You and what army?
The one right behind me.
Move, move.
Charlie team, right side.
On your lead, with me!
Stay behind me.
-I'll go.
-Wait.
And if you're both nice,
I'll put in a good word
with Daddy.
Sounds good to me.
Sergeant Russo,
bring me a neurocollar
for the girl.
Copy that, Commander.
A collar?
I love new jewelry.
Yeah, I got you a gift, too.
Catch.
Will you be my friend?
Oh, shit!
Yes!
-Come on!
-Hey!
Oh, shit!
Tina!
Stop.
She's coming with me.
I leave you alone
for 10 minutes...
Get in the car.
It's okay. He's with me.
I wish I wasn't.
Get in the car!
Go, go!
Lilith, wait for me!
What did I tell you?
Minimal explosions.
No, I said no explosions!
Who the hell are you?
This is Lilith. My dad sent her.
Oh. She's a scumbag
bounty hunter.
No, I am a high-end
bounty hunter, pal.
-No.
-And letting kids get shot at
was not part
of my job description.
Oh, I bet it wasn't.
Lilith. Lilith.
You inadvertently left
your best friend behind!
To die!
Lilith!
Move, move, move!
Hey!
No pressure or anything
but I'd love to come inside,
-if you get a chance.
-What are you doing?
Just hoping you can
reach out and scoop me up.
You don't have to stop, just...
Hey!
Go easy on the merchandise.
Here they come!
All units,
you are now weapons free!
Take them down!
Damn it! You know what?
You drive.
You programmed to steer?
Who, me?
Who's driving the damn truck?
Driving, driving, driving
I'm so good at driving
I'm a robot driver
Locking on target, ma'am.
We got a problem!
Brace for impact!
Holy underwear!
I told you to drive. Damn it.
Bandit one, four,
up on the right. Cut 'em off.
They got us pinned.
Not yet they don't. Hold on.
-Brace yourselves.
-What are you doing?
That was a terrible idea
but it worked.
Mm, maybe.
Where are we?
Pisswash gully.
What's that smell? Ugh.
-Put the window up.
-Why?
Put the window up!
What is that smell?
What is this "smell"
thing everyone talks about?
-Listen to what I just said!
-I don't want to!
-Roll the window up!
-Don't tell me what to...
It's in my mouth!
Sardine showers.
It's pee. It's pee.
Now I got pee
all in the middle of my truck.
Correction.
It's 67% urine...
14% fecal...
-Oh!
-Look out!
Oh, God!
Don't nobody move.
I'm not about to die in this...
Shut up.
Okay.
Is that...
This don't look so good.
Yes, it is.
That thing looks angry!
-Do you wanna press reverse?
-Or hungry.
Oh, my God. It's gonna kill us.
It's gonna kill us.
Wait a second.
Do you want me to press reverse?
No, I don't
want you to do nothing!
Oh, my God!
Your friends are back.
Roland, don't be stupid.
Just give us the girl.
Everybody, buckle up.
I got a plan.
Somebody hold me!
Seriously, I have no seat belt!
Roland, what are you doing?
-Go, go, go!
-Hold on!
-Hold it!
-No, no, no!
Shit.
Feels like we blew a tire.
You call that a plan?
It worked, didn't it?
Feel free to applaud.
Yay for not dying!
Nothing.
-You stay here and keep watch.
-Okay.
But it's you
they don't seem to trust.
And who can blame them?
Scanning, scanning, scanning
Scanning
They should be after us by now.
Stingrays won't pursue
without ground support.
Knoxx'll wait on reinforcements.
Let it down, big guy.
Before you added kidnapping
to your resume
you were an officer
in Crimson Lance.
Right?
Roland didn't kidnap me.
He saved me.
Saved you from what?
A life of ease and plenty?
My daddy thinks
I'm the daughter of Eridia.
I can open the vault.
The vault?
That's what this shit is about?
You stole her for yourself.
Now, do you know
how many people have died
looking for that hole
in the dirt?
Well, I do.
My mother was one of them.
We have something they don't,
baby girl.
Oh, let me guess. What? Spirit?
Can-do attitude?
The power of friendship?
A conscience.
Whatever's in that vault,
a man like Atlas
can never get his hands on it.
-All right, Roland, calm down.
-No!
She's a scumbag bounty hunter
who works for Atlas.
What, and you think your band
of merry heroes can stop him?
Oh, we can try.
We just can't watch our backs
while doing it.
So, do me a favor.
Take your weapon.
Toss it over here.
Grab some supplies, take a walk.
You know, when Atlas finds out
about that party back there,
I'm as good as dead.
So, like it or not...
we're on the same side.
A side without an army,
I might add.
So, I hope
you got a better plan than
driving down
a thresher's gullet.
No.
But I know someone who does.
A scientist, a vault expert.
It was her idea to break
Tina out and collect the keys.
One key down, two more to go.
And, of course, me.
Load up.
Next stop, Sanctuary City.
All right!
Road trip!
All right, mask up.
We wanna keep a low profile.
Market clear.
Copy that.
Oh, this place
sure has changed,
for the worse.
-Back off. Back off!
-Heading to Gate 23.
Oh, my.
Who's this handsome devil?
He's a badass killer.
And the reward's
just gone up to 150 grand.
Looks like you're not
the only one
that's special, kid.
Cannibal frog convention!
Okay, so we're here.
Now what?
I need
to locate my contact.
Moxxi will know how to find her.
Moxxi?
Yeah. You know her?
Yeah, kind of.
I mean, it's been a while.
Would you be a doll
and hold this? Thank you.
Kriegy! Give me a ride.
Hey.
We're trying to stay low-key.
Hey. Did you find
what you were looking for
in Fyrestone?
Never seen you before, stranger.
Nice try, Miss Vladof Infinity.
I never forget a gun.
What are you up to now,
Not-A-Vault-Hunter?
She's vault hunting.
I knew it.
I told you, I knew it.
Well, well, well.
Look what the skag dragged in.
-Hey, Mox.
-Get on in there.
Oh, you are most welcome.
Milkshake for
my little sugarplum,
and drinks for my friends.
I got something to show you.
Everyone, come over here.
Step into my office.
Roland?
-Roland.
-I got it.
Excuse me.
I knew it was you.
-Oh, my God.
-Hey, Larry.
You probably
don't remember me, but
I sure remember you.
Your mama was a good woman.
Yeah, well, wouldn't know.
All right. So,
where is this, uh, scientist?
So, this is where you're headed.
You go all the way
up those stairs
and right there is the elevator.
Mm-hm.
-Push the button.
Passcode's "ECHO."
-ECHO?
-ECHO.
You sure it's safe
to stay there?
Yeah, as long as this one here
don't blow up the joint.
How's that milkshake there,
sugar pie?
Listen.
For whatever it's worth...
I'm real happy
that you came back home.
And I hope that you know
how much your mama loved you.
She always told me
how special you were.
You know, I appreciate the help.
Let's just leave it at that.
Right.
When they were chasing you,
I was like,
"Hey, don't shoot that guy.
He's my roomie."
-You... You said that?
-Yeah, man.
Hey, you see
your bounty went up?
-My?
-Your bounty.
Get outta here.
Knoxx is on the warpath, stud.
What'd you do to her, man?
Man, I kind of... kind of
ghosted her, you know?
Yeah, you did, man.
You ghosted all of us, man.
Yeah.
Anyway, man,
it was really good to see you.
And, you know, you can trust me.
We're friends, man.
I'm not gonna tell a soul.
Oh, Larry,
I'm not worried about you.
You're my guy.
You're my main man.
I got a feeling you're not
going to tell anybody.
Is he going to be okay?
Well, he'll have
a hell of a hangover.
Ooh, who knew electricity
provoked defecation?
Hey.
Y'all better
hustle out the back.
Go out this way.
I got these guys. Go on. Go on.
-Claptrap, let's go.
-Go on. Go on. Go on.
Your buddy boy here just drank
about 10 shots too many
then he dropped
like a sack of potatoes.
I think you forgot me.
Mm. And a tip
is always appreciated.
All right.
This looks like it.
ECHO.
ECHO?
Sure that's the password?
Maybe you gotta echo the "ECHO."
ECHO. ECHO.
All right.
You fools would literally
be dead without me.
-You need me.
-Here we go.
Come on, Claptrap.
-Where are we going?
-Up.
So, you trust
this woman?
She's a xeno-archaeologist,
all right?
She's a little odd.
But she knows everything
about the vault.
So, if she says something weird,
don't let it get to you, okay?
I am 10
to the 100th power
impressed with this place.
Cool.
Oh! I see you have the girl.
That's right.
Did you find
a vault key, too?
Hi, I'm Tina.
The special one.
Huh.
Tannis.
Oh.
Hello, Lilith.
Okay, good.
So you guys know each other.
Unfortunately.
I'm not staying here.
What?
Okay.
But you all smell
like thresher urine.
And your wanted poster
just went up all over town.
So, I suggest that you all
settle in and clean up.
Now, the electroshower
is right over there.
Ooh, shower.
Hey, kids,
we're out of here. Let's go.
Lilith? Hey, I get it.
There's history here.
I don't even need
to know what it is.
The point is that she's right.
If there's a poster of me,
that means there's one of you.
They're looking for all of us.
I hate to say it,
but we don't have a choice.
We gotta sit tight.
Lilith, we don't have a choice.
What is happening, Tannis?
-Electroshower.
-Wait.
Wait, guys.
-Time to shower.
-Claptrap.
It's time for showering
Showering, time for some...
That's not... No.
Claptrap.
Rebooting.
Everybody,
just settle down, please.
Settle down.
Hey, hey! Settle down.
Square root of 929,000...
I am basing my assumption
that you're upset
on your body language.
Perceptive as ever, I see.
Because of your mother?
Uh, no, because of you.
She trusted you...
to take care of me.
But you ran back here
to chase after that mystical
Eridian vault bullshit.
I left you with tradespeople.
Oh.
Yes. You mean
the murderers and thieves
on the mining ship.
It's what your mother wanted.
She wanted me
to learn how to kill
by the age of 10?
How to survive.
I had to come back here
to finish her work.
She believed the Eridian vault
had the power to change things
for the better and...
She traded her daughter
for a waste of time.
Go back inside.
It's not safe.
I can look after myself.
Told you I'm special.
Aren't we all?
Yeah.
They made me that way.
Made you?
What do you mean?
Your father is Deukalian Atlas,
isn't he?
Yes and no.
Not a "yes or no" question.
He's...
my...
creator.
Atlas is bananapants obsessed
with the vault.
He says only a daughter
of Eridia can open it.
He found a piece
of the vault key,
and on that piece
was a tiny bit...
of blood.
Eridian blood.
He cloned an Eridian.
And guess who that Eridian is?
Hmm. Is her name Tina?
Boom.
But it's all good.
I don't care I grew up in a lab.
I never wanted
a mother or a father.
He created you to open a vault.
God, what an asshole.
That's an understatement.
He'll use whatever
technology's inside
and make superweapons.
The dude's got major issues.
I'm just a product to Atlas.
If he gets me,
he's gonna make me
open the vault.
Then he's just gonna lock me up
into another secret lab
and do more experiments.
And if you saw
the things they did
to the other clones...
He's not gonna find you.
Yo! Whassup?
Yeah!
Hey, there, sugar chips.
You need a firmware update?
Piss off, short stuff.
Someone needs
an oil change.
My daddy always had a saying.
Never trust a man
who can't hold his liquor.
She tased me, all right?
I love alcohol.
I can be wild.
As for that little girl,
you don't think
the second I saw her,
I wouldn't hand her
right over to you
just to get rid of you?
I admire the fight,
but let me take you through
what happens next.
-Spare parts!
-We seal the city...
Anyone got
spare parts that I can use?
Uh-oh.
Hey, hey, that's his robot.
It's an old CL4P...
Excuse me.
Coming through.
Got a computer virus.
Highly contagious.
Clear the street!
You,
down on the ground.
Move, move, move!
Now that we have
Tina and the first key,
I wanna show you this.
This is a mining journal
left behind
by a corporate bureaucrat.
He cataloged everything
the miners brought in,
most of it useless.
But on this page...
Another key.
He thought it was a useless
piece of Eridian pottery.
He had no clue
they'd found a vault key.
That makes two of three.
So,
if this is the second key,
why don't you already have it?
Because the mine
is in Caustic Caverns.
Oh, shit.
Danger! Red alert!
People, we need to move!
The soldiers, they're coming!
They have guns!
They're shooting!
-They're firing!
-Clappy, slow your roll.
What is the dealio?
The soldier woman
who really hates Roland,
which suggests
the two of them had some...
-Come on, get to the point.
-She was at the bar
interrogating Moxxi
and your friend Larry...
Was that his name?
Seemed like a decent roommate.
Did they see you?
Do you promise
not to be angry if I say yes?
Lance units,
block all exits.
No one leaves.
Get this thing out of here.
Masks off.
Of course, Commander.
Of course. Hey!
Double-perched custom Blaster
with ionized projectiles.
That'll outpace any
bone shredder on Pandora.
You wanna trade?
I'll give you
special price, huh?
Sanctuary
is now on lockdown.
No one goes anywhere
until we find that robot.
Is there any way out of here
that doesn't involve garbage?
Um...
No.
What?
Did you guys wanna use it?
The entrance is underneath
all of that debris.
Under there.
Whoo! Look what I got!
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Open it.
Hello.
Would you
look at that? A ladder.
Unfortunately,
my design doesn't facilitate
this type of vertical travel.
Drats.
Guess I'll just...
Well...
-Destiny awaits.
-I'm fine!
Mm! Meat soup.
Chemical waste
from the mining equipment.
It's corrosive enough
to dissolve almost anything
except the natural crystals
in this cavern.
How are we gonna
get through this?
Well, it's not gonna
be that way.
Looks like we gotta
take the high road.
Krieg.
Let's see if we can
grab this here.
Luckily,
my wheel's too large,
so I'll just watch you all melt
from a safe
and reasonable distance.
You are small enough
to get in there.
Head through the tunnel,
locate the main access control
panel and then unlock
-the door at the end.
-Can do!
-Quietly.
-No problem.
I wouldn't want anything bad
to happen to each one of you
in the most
horrifying way possible.
All right, I'll go first.
-I got this.
-No, I got it.
-I got it.
-Tina!
-Coming through!
-Hey, hey.
Relax.
I'm the lightest.
-Tina!
-Hey!
Ladies first.
Don't mind if I do.
-You all right?
-Mm-hmm.
Be careful.
Guys.
Look.
Hope blooms
in the strangest places.
It's kind of pretty.
Mission accomplished!
The door is unlocked.
Who's the best?
I'm the best
Give me a job
I pass the test
Can't take him anywhere.
Well?
You're welcome.
Impossible to please.
Scream showers.
It's Bloodshots.
Yeah, their symbols
are everywhere.
These are the Psychos
other psychos are afraid of.
They're probably still here.
-Let's go find out.
-No bombs.
I'll be surgical.
There's only one of you
in the world...
and you're special.
You guys sit tight.
Wait for us to come back.
Come on, Lil.
Dealt with Bloodshots before?
Once.
How'd you make it out?
Kind words and hugs?
I don't know what it is
that happens to 'em
when they're down here
but it's like they get hit
with an extra dose of crazy.
Strip the flesh,
salt the wound!
-There's too many to shoot.
-Or blow up?
Well, we can't really blend in.
We don't look
anything like them.
Except you, handsome.
Thank you!
Well,
according to my calculations,
the odds of a successful
stealth operation
in this scenario is...
0%? Wow!
You never see that!
Well, I guess that's it then.
Back to the truck, right?
Did you factor in a distraction?
Of course.
I analyzed 16 million versions
where one of you
creates a distraction.
Total failure.
No, not one of us.
Wait, who else is...?
Oh, no.
Coming through.
Hi, there.
How you doing?
Just a little nervous laughter
to crack the ice.
Shiny!
Just rolling through town
looking for a good time.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Your attention, please.
I am here because I want to be
and not for a more
justifiable reason
like trying to be a distraction.
Even though it makes no sense
for me to say
what I'm about to say,
and even though anyone rational
would suspect it was just
part of a crude plan,
I have decided
entirely on my own
to say the following.
Y'all bitches
need to eat your own butts
with your poopy-mouth...
...ass-faces until you die
from loser poisoning
like the stupid
pus-crotches that you is.
Was that too much?
It was too much, wasn't it?
What took it over the edge?
Was it the
"poopy-mouth ass-faces"?
Stairs. Come on!
Not in the undercarriage!
My programming...
Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
Son of a... You got me!
Okay, I'm dead. How about that?
Is he going to be all right?
Excellent plan.
Who would have guessed
they'd shoot me, right?
Well, we survived.
So much for your 0%.
You're not out yet.
I think
the key's in here.
Sweet.
So, the key
is in one of these crates.
One of these
kabillion crates.
Yeah, this is gonna
take a minute.
Four days
if you work around the clock
which you can't,
because your bodies
require rest every 16 hours.
Lazy!
Not if those psycho Raiders
find us first.
Those are Bloodshots.
Raiders live above.
Not down here.
There are no Raiders down here.
Tannis, nobody's talking
about Raiders.
What's the big deal
about Raiders?
I know,
but you brought up Raiders.
How about
we forget about it?
Am I missing
something here?
But I don't understand.
Forget about
the Raiders!
Just forget about it.
I'm sorry.
I understand...
-Bloodshots are down here.
-You keep bringing up Raiders.
-Tannis, I swear to God...
-I found it.
-What?
-The second key.
How... How did...?
I don't know.
Just lucky, I guess.
Yeah, we'll see
how lucky you are.
We still gotta get out of here.
There's an exit portal this way.
Come on.
Shh!
What's that?
What? I'm expelling
the excess lead.
Big bullet. Big bullet coming.
There we go.
Can't you do this another time?
This has to happen now.
Don't judge me.
What?
How is this funny?
You keep it down.
Do I judge you
when you blast out a loaf?
-We don't wanna attract...
-Look out!
A little help?
Incoming!
-Go, go!
-Okay, going now!
Tannis!
Thank you.
On your left!
Wow!
Come here, girlie!
What are you doing?
I needed a gun.
So you ask for it, Tannis. Ask!
Move!
That way!
We've got this, guys!
There's nothing we can't do!
Stairs!
Krieg, help me! I'm not...
Go, go!
Lilith, I got you!
Go!
Roland!
Watch out!
Go, go!
Time to go.
I'm sure
we're past the hard part.
Okay.
Go, go, go!
We gotta move!
-Let go of me!
-Tina!
-Lilith!
-Hello!
Follow me this way.
I have a tremendous
sense of direction.
Oh, God!
Help me!
Krieg, spin me!
I found it! I found it!
There's an elevator!
Follow me. This way. Come on.
-Roland!
-Clappy, go! Go! Go!
Lilith!
Don't leave me behind again!
There's a service elevator
this way!
It's up here.
-This way. Oh, no.
-Go! Go, go, go!
Shit!
This is gonna take some time.
Hold this.
Claptrap!
I need help!
Uh,
in front of everyone?
-Yes!
-Look away!
Look away! I command you!
Krieg, we got company.
It's time to bleed!
-Come on!
-I am trying!
Krieg, wait!
Krieg!
It's not working.
Aren't you supposed
to be smart?
I'll turn you
into a meat bicycle!
Another victim!
Thanks, kid.
Tannis!
-How we doing?
-I don't have it!
Come here,
give me a kiss!
Krieg! Pull back!
Go! Go!
I regret everything!
Come on!
-We gotta go.
-It's not working.
Go, Tannis.
We have another wiring problem.
Baby!
Shit.
-Roland, what are you doing?
-Fixing it.
-Get back here!
-Hey.
No. Please don't.
-Roland!
-Hey, Tina.
I'll meet you at the vault.
I promise.
Tannis.
-Hit it!
-Okay, hitting!
Roland!
All right, Bob.
You ready to kick some ass?
I knew you'd say that.
The brakes are out!
We are not slowing down!
We are not gonna make it!
Teleportation.
I can move stuff
with my mind, y'all.
We're not dead?
I'm still enslaved? Drats.
-Chutney vomit queen.
-Ew! Yuck!
I think the teleportation
has made her quite ill.
How did you do that?
I don't know.
Just kind of happened.
Hey, Roland's
gonna be okay, right?
He's an elite soldier.
If anyone can get out of that,
it's him.
Where are we?
I can't get a read on ECHOnet.
But it looks like
we're in an old mine.
Maybe we find
some shelter inside.
I've combined the keys.
Look.
What's that?
Some kind of a map?
Incredible, isn't it?
It isn't just a key.
And right there...
The vault?
It is a shame
your mother is not here
to see this.
It was there the whole time.
Apparently.
I've seen that
before somewhere.
Firehawk.
Eridian goddess,
protector of the planet.
Well, it's all a bit pointless
without the third piece.
Oh, well, we have it.
She's the key.
The elevator confirmed it.
That was a phasewalk.
Only an Eridian could do that.
Wait a minute.
If she's a piece of the key,
what happens when she opens it?
I assumed you knew.
Did your mother never tell you?
I was eight. I can barely
remember her face.
When the daughter of Eridia
places the key,
the pieces are consumed
and the vault opens.
Now, I don't necessarily
believe that means kill her.
But you're prepared
to take that risk.
Well, we have no choice.
Either we take her
or Atlas does.
There is no salvation
without sacrifice.
Worst orgy ever.
Rest in peace, Bob.
Oh, shit.
Whoa. Sorry.
I thought for a moment there
you had rigor mortis.
It was a really nice moment.
I'll treasure it always.
Also, I scavenged
the final parts I needed
from a dead transformer,
and fixed the thing
you so recklessly destroyed.
You didn't press this, did you?
I did not.
I can crush it again
if you'd like.
Oh, "Thank you, Claptrap.
You're indispensable."
Thank you, Lilith.
Your praise warms my soul.
Lilith.
Have you broken the beacon
I gave you?
Ah, this thing was junk
the whole time.
Not at all.
It was a highly accurate
tracking device
that has led me
right to you and Tina.
Now, I was beginning to think
that she would
elude me forever.
She's smart.
She is mine.
And the Crimson Lance
are on their way
to collect her now.
If you come after her,
I'll destroy the key.
No, you won't.
Because if you did,
then I would have to kill
the rest of that heroic band
of vault hunters
she's been
slumming around with.
And I promise you, Lilith,
they won't be quick deaths.
Good.
Glad to see you making
the smart choice for once.
And when this is over,
you'll be paid
what we agreed on.
Thank you, Lilith.
Oh.
Tina, look, I know
how this must look, but...
I'm the only one
who can open the vault.
And I'm gonna use whatever
is inside to kill him.
Too bad you won't
be around to see it.
-Wait.
-Enjoy your freedom.
Tina. Tina, no!
I'm dancing because...
you're alive.
Not because
I thought you were dead.
Heartwarming.
Where are the others?
They found a truck
in the village and left.
Without me.
What village?
This must have
been one of the original
Pandoran settlements.
How quaint.
I know this place.
Come on.
Come on. Leave it.
Come on, sweetie.
Hurry, give me Lilith!
Come on! Come on!
Remember I will always love you!
Mama!
No!
Hey,
where are you going?
Lilith.
Lilith!
Is this your home?
Yeah.
I used to live here once.
This place is...
reminiscent of something
deep in my files.
That drawing...
I feel strange.
Lilith.
Mom?
If you're seeing this...
I'm afraid I didn't make it.
I'm so sorry
that I sent you away.
I didn't want to.
But as soon as I realized
what you are,
what you might become...
I knew you'd never
be safe here on Pandora.
But if you ever return,
I've made sure
that Claptrap will find you,
help you understand...
your destiny.
Lilith, I love you.
I wish...
I could hold you one last time.
Tina!
Whoa.
That was weird.
I blacked out.
Did something important happen?
It's saying it's here.
All I'm seeing
is some holes.
Are you sure this is it?
I don't know.
It's somewhere.
Okay,
what does it look like?
Big. It's an arch.
It's here somewhere.
I know it's here.
How do you know it's here?
Because I'm feeling emotion.
Can you be more specific?
-Thing of power!
-Not right now, Krieg. Please.
-Okay, I get it...
-But that means something!
No, no, no!
I'm not following.
Krieg, you genius. You found it!
I have to warn you,
this might kill you.
Me?
Nah, kid. I'm the special one.
Whatever this is,
it's gonna make me invincible.
What just happened?
I'm the special one.
It should do something.
Apparently not.
Well done, Tina.
Well done.
Amazing effort.
You survived the worst planet
in the galaxy.
You found the key
and the vault itself.
You've made your father
so proud.
Commander Knoxx,
I need
her nervous system intact.
Keep the organs on ice.
Perhaps we'll have better luck
with the next clone.
Hey, asshole.
That was quite
an entrance, Roland.
You miss me?
You might have saved the day
if it wasn't for...
my Atlas auto shield.
Kill them all.
Hold your fire.
That's an order.
You heard the commander.
Weapons down.
Roland, you were right.
I should've...
No!
No!
Any other objections?
Just one!
That you continue breathing.
But I'll allow it
if you let my friends
go in peace.
And tell me, Lilith,
just why would I do that?
Because I'm the daughter
of Eridia.
I've seen that
before somewhere.
Firehawk.
Eridian goddess.
It's your planet, Lilith.
You have to protect it.
Mama loved you.
She always told me
how special you were.
I found it.
-How did...?
-I don't know.
Just lucky, I guess.
Daughter of Eridia, baby!
Bet you didn't see that coming!
But...
But I'm the special one.
Oh, you are.
Just not the way you thought.
I open the vault...
the girl goes free.
You open the vault
and you all go free.
You have my word.
I just figured it out.
Your mother gave you to me
to take you away from here,
so you would never
have to open that vault.
Well, that worked out great.
I have to open it.
No salvation without sacrifice.
Remember?
But you can't.
You can't.
It's fine.
You're safe.
And, Tina,
memories are more powerful
than anything
Atlas could ever create.
Now, you got one of me.
Yes.
Tannis, what's happening?
The Eridians have delivered us
a champion.
The legends were true.
She's the Firehawk.
Lilith, can you hear me?
Take me into the vault.
If you won't, I'm going
to have to hurt your friends.
Pull me up!
Lilith, help!
Make it rain, Tina!
Attack!
Are you guys shooting?
I'm sorry,
I didn't feel a thing.
You get a bullet.
You get a bullet.
Run, run.
Interplanetary
ninja assassin mode activated.
Step aside, bitches.
Lilith. Lilith!
No!
Lilith, can you hear me?
Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
Lilith. Come on, Lilith.
Lilith.
Please wake up.
Tannis, run.
Nobody kills me but me!
Everybody, run!
Go! Move, move!
Shit!
Tannis, you're alive.
I'm alive!
This guy, not so much.
A siren.
Tina!
Tina!
Tina!
Tannis, where's Tina?
Lilith!
I warned you
not to disappoint me.
Take me to the vault now.
Well, shit.
Let go of me!
Keep struggling
and I'll kill you.
Lilith!
Lilith, show yourself!
Show yourself or I kill her!
I'll do it!
Believe me.
Oh, I believe you.
Ah, Lilith.
This is...
unbelievable.
So much more
than I ever imagined.
The treasures of a race
who once ruled the galaxies.
Look.
The power. Can you feel it?
Can you...
Yeah, I can feel it.
Honestly, it makes me
a little sick.
You'll get used to it.
Yeah. You see...
I have something that a man
like you will never have.
Enough.
-Lilith.
-Over here.
Lose something?
Tina!
Ta-da.
Bye-bye.
No, Lilith.
-Lilith, please.
-Don't worry.
You won't get lonely down here.
No. No.
No, no, no. No!
Lilith! Tina!
No, no, no!
It's like sugar
So sweet
Excuse me!
Coming through.
Make way for the hero!
Hey.
You hear that?
What?
That I think is what
peace sounds like.
Enjoy it.
Let's make it last.
I made you a little tea.
I thought you might be
a little dehydrated.
All right, guys. Let's, um...
Let's join the party.
All right! Hooray!
Whoops. Premature celebration.
That's never happened before.
You ready?
We'll meet you there.
I got you.
Come on, Krieg.
Time to go get drunk.
Glorious meat fiesta.
So...
Uh...
I don't think so.
Come on.
Do the thing.
I'm a bit old, I think,
to be setting myself on fire
for your amusement.
You know you want to.
Let me
tell you everything
you need to know about Pandora.
She's dangerous.
She's dirty.
And she's definitely
a toxic waste dump.
But, she's my home.
What a show-off.
If evil lays
Its hands on me
Shine a little light
On my soul
Show me things I cannot see
Shine a little light
On my soul
If evil lays
Its hands on me
Shine a little light
On my soul
I'm waiting, praying
Patiently
Shine a little light
On my soul
If evil lays
Its hands on me
Shine a little light
On my soul
Show me things I cannot see
Shine a little light
On my soul
Show me things I cannot see
Shine a little light
On my soul
If evil lays
Its hands on me
Shine a little light
On my soul
I'm waiting, praying
Patiently
Woo-hoo! Check these moves.
I come to dance, mofo.
Twerk it. Work it out, now.
Do the Claptrap. It's my...
Oh, hey! Hey, wait! No, no, no!
What's goin' on here? No!
It's my Easter egg!
Ah! You son of a...
Don't make me leave!
Not when I'm giving the people
what they want!
Long ago,
our galaxy was ruled
by an alien race
called the Eridians
whose power and technology
were far beyond
human comprehension.
Though they disappeared
ages ago,
they left behind fragments
of their technology,
scraps that became
the foundation
for all human advancement.
But the Eridians'
greatest secrets
were hidden in a vault
located on the planet Pandora.
The once peaceful world
was overrun by corporations,
criminals,
-and treasure seekers...
-Guns, guns, guns!
...fighting
and killing one another
for a chance to find the vault.
But it remained hidden.
Then, amidst
the clouds of chaos,
a glimmer of hope
shone through.
A prophecy.
That one day,
a daughter of Eridia
would open the vault
and restore order
to the broken planet.
Yeah.
That sounds like
some wacko B.S., right?
Well, I thought so too,
until...
this mess happened.
There he is!
Stop!
God damn!
There's no air holes in there.
What a stupid helmet.
Tina.
Hey.
I'm Roland.
Yeah. There's been some, uh...
There's been some trouble.
And Atlas,
he sent me
to bring you to safety.
-My dad sent you?
-That's right.
His shortest soldier?
Yeah, his shortest soldier
to save his least
funny daughter.
Code three security breach.
The station is in lockdown.
All personnel
must shelter in place.
-Okay, let's go.
-Hey, hey, hey!
-Let's slow down.
-Target in sight!
Come on. Come on.
Stop!
Stay down!
-Oh, God.
-No, no!
Catch.
Fake stormtrooper-ass bitch.
Come here.
Code three security breach.
Come on. Come on.
The station is now in lockdown.
Wait, I changed my mind.
Take me back to my cell.
-Please.
-Come on.
Holy shit!
One of the Psychos got out.
It's time to go insane!
You're in my spot.
Put him down. Put him down.
Hey, easy.
What do you, uh...
What do you say
me and you be friends?
Shit.
Sorry, Knoxx.
My girl.
Krieg,
what's up, man?
You want some pancakes?
My girl broken.
It's Krieg, right?
Yeah.
What do you say you help me
get her outta here?
Yeah.
Of course,
we can't all be
the daughter of Eridia,
skipping down
the path of destiny.
Some of us
have to work for a living.
You don't have
to do this, you know.
I mean, I can pay you.
Yeah, whatever's in my wallet
right now, it's yours.
Okay?
Shut up
or I'll break your other arm.
Oh, no,
one arm's good.
That's fine.
-'Sup?
-Sorry.
-Quinn.
-Lilith.
We do have other seats,
you know.
Then he won't have
any trouble finding one.
Uh, not tonight.
Top shelf.
Not sure how top
you think the shelves are.
Eh, buy your kid
some dance lessons.
Hot date?
You remember that heist down
in Lectra City last month?
Yeah, a couple of guards died.
Yeah, well, this sad sack
was the trigger man.
Listen, I never meant
to shoot anyone.
I was...
I'm getting too old
for this shit.
Bounty hunting? Uh.
It's for the young and stupid.
Am I right?
You really want me
to answer that?
I do not.
Lilith.
Piss off.
I heard you were quite
the crusty old...
Wait. Wait, wait.
We, uh, maybe got off
on the wrong foot.
You see, um...
I represent a very wealthy man
who has a contract for you.
I've got a job.
Maybe next month.
You collect on that scum
dead or alive, right?
Hey.
Not in here, big boy.
We don't want any trouble.
It's just, uh, our employer
is, uh, not one for waiting.
Who is?
Are you with these assholes?
Or are you just a fan
of violence?
These gentlemen work
or should I say "worked" for me?
I'll get Kimber
to clean this up.
Thanks, Quinn.
That was impressive.
I warned them
not to underestimate you.
My name is Deukalian Atlas.
And, uh...
Hold on.
This is...
This is rather awkward.
Hey, you there.
Fat boy.
Put me on.
But she just
killed Frank and Wes.
But she would never
shoot a man of your caliber.
Mm.
As I was saying...
Start walking.
My name is Deukalian Atlas.
President of the...
The Atlas Corporation?
Clue's in the name.
Look, uh, this has been
a really long day.
Can we just skip to,
I don't know, whatever this is?
Of course.
My daughter has been kidnapped,
and I need her returned to me.
Bounty hunter, not babysitter.
Haven't you got some
toy soldiers you can send?
Yes, the Crimson Lance.
Unfortunately, the kidnapper
is one of them.
I need an outsider.
Someone who knows
how to handle a planet
full of Psychos, skags,
and vault hunters
like they were born there.
Your daughter's on Pandora?
Thoughts and prayers.
But you couldn't pay me enough
to set foot
on that shithole again.
Are you sure about that?
Oh.
Maybe you could.
Okay, I'll start
when my current contract ends.
Seems like you're free
to start immediately.
Give her the beacon.
Activate this device
when you find my daughter
and my people
will retrieve her.
You haven't disappointed
so far, Lilith.
I advise you not to start.
Sorry.
Oh, shit.
Thank you for
flying Atlas transport pods.
You've arrived
at your destination.
Pandora.
Let me tell you
everything you need to know
about Pandora.
It's a shithole.
I should know. I'm from here.
God, I hate this planet.
It's the kind of place
you don't ever wanna return to.
So, the sooner I find the girl,
the sooner I can
get the hell outta here.
The soldier had hijacked
one of Atlas' shuttles
and crash-landed here
months ago.
There wasn't much left of it.
It'd been stripped for parts
and vandalized
by vault hunters.
No way to know
if he and Tina even survived.
Wanna know if you've seen her.
But then I spoke
to some locals.
Scavenger kids
barely scraping out a living.
They told me
Tina and the soldier
had passed through weeks ago
heading north
towards Fyrestone.
Then I ran
into some other locals.
Run!
Psychos.
Murderous gangs.
It was time to catch a ride
and head north.
Hello, vault hunter.
Need a ride?
Yeah, I'm not
a vault hunter, but...
Then welcome aboard.
People inside, bags up top.
Don't need
any explosives going pop.
That is a mess to clean up,
believe me.
Hello, passenger.
My name is Marcus.
But of course,
you're not here for small talk.
You are here to find the vault.
Uh, you can stop there.
Not a vault hunter.
Just need a ride.
If you say so.
Well, hello,
brave vault hunter.
So, you've come in search
of the secret lost vault
of the Eridians,
right here on Pandora!
Do you want to be rich
beyond your wildest dreams?
First, you must find the keys,
then the vault itself,
but it won't be easy.
Could you turn this shit off?
Not a vault hunter.
No can do.
This bus is for transporting
vault hunters, so...
Will you be
the one to find the vault?
Ancient alien treasure filled
with high-tech secrets...
Pandora is a dangerous place,
so you need superior firepower.
Prepare yourself
with one of Marcus' munitions.
Next stop, Fyrestone,
where all vault hunters begin.
Uh, no.
Really, I am not...
Thanks.
Good luck, vault hunter.
I hope you find
what you're searching for.
Two weeks on the trail,
and it was as cold
as Pandora's moons.
Tina and the soldier
were long gone.
I needed a miracle,
but I got something else.
My eye!
You shot me in my eye!
You blinded me for life!
How will I manage to survive?
I'm just kidding!
I was designed to withstand
all kinds of violent acts,
even completely
unjustified ones like yours.
Now, I bet you're wondering,
what's the deal with this thing?
Uh, no, I'm not.
I'm programmed for humor,
so I will process that
as "witty banter."
Beat it.
I'm a Hyperion brand CL4P-TP,
possibly the last of my kind
still in service.
But you can call me...
Whoopsie! Ha!
You accidentally shot me
in the face again.
As I was saying,
you can call me Claptrap.
You know,
I can do this all night,
so piss off.
Believe me,
I wish I could
based on what little
I've experienced
of your horrendous personality.
But I have no choice.
What do you mean?
Did Atlas send you?
Atlas? Yuck!
I don't work
for the competition.
No, I've been lying dormant
under a garbage heap
for... calculating... 36 years!
But the moment
you landed on Pandora,
I was reactivated
because I've been programmed
to help you upon your return!
No one knew I was coming here.
Not even me.
Who programmed you?
I don't know!
Which is a shame,
because you're an awful person
and I'd love to know
who to blame for this.
Since I don't, I have
no choice but to serve you
until you're dead.
Did that sound like a threat?
Sorry.
Anyway, as long as
you're not dead,
-I'm here to help.
-Oh.
And I have many skills.
Balancing.
Turning in circles.
I don't need a partner.
Uh, I can also access
the ECHOnet.
Did you say "ECHOnet"?
Can you use it to find someone?
Of course.
Just show me a picture.
I'll hack and search
its slowly dying
visual banks for matches
and find your target's
last known location.
Find her.
She was last seen
outside Fyrestone.
Accessing network.
Scanning, scanning
Scanning
Scanning, scanning
Scanning
Scanning, scanning
Scanning
Scanning, scanning
Scanning
Could you do it
without the singing?
Yes!
Scanning, scanning
Scanning
Done!
Your target was last recorded
near an abandoned quarry
in the Tundra Express!
It's only 132 days on foot
with a 98% chance of being
eaten by a Craw maggot!
I like those odds!
We're gonna need some wheels.
That's the Crimson Lance,
Atlas' private army.
What are they doing here?
Oh, just a guess here.
Exactly the same thing
you're doing.
And the Lance
teaming up with the Psychos?
It seems like Atlas will hire
just about anyone
to find his daughter.
-Concentrating.
-Sorry.
Huh. The Lance are leaving.
I guess they didn't find her.
No more Mommy!
Free lunch! Hot delivery!
Huh?
That was so out of character
to save those children.
Well, I needed a ride.
For a second there,
I thought you weren't
a horrible person.
Phew! The world
makes sense again.
Now, there's only room
for one up front,
but worry not.
I can sit on your lap.
Lilith!
You accidentally locked me
in the back!
Lilith!
Please drain my battery.
Put me back to sleep.
I won't tell.
You said you wanted to help.
I said I'm programmed to help.
What I want to do
is wipe my memory,
you horrendous she-devil.
Are you sure these
are the right coordinates?
Yes. This is the last known
location of your quarry.
Get it?
But it looks like
she's long gone by now.
Does it?
You know, it's quite
a menagerie you've got here.
You could start
your own Pandoran zoo.
You must be Tina.
Name's Lilith.
So, that soldier...
who brought you here,
is he playing
hide-and-seek, too?
He left me.
I haven't seen him in days.
Well, I'm here to take you home
to your father.
Yeah, he seems like
a real, uh, sweetheart.
What? My daddy?
I get to see my daddy?
Really?
I've been so afraid.
-Yeah.
-I've been scared.
Speaking of your daddy...
The noises outside
really freaked me out.
I've just gotta let him know
that I got you safe...
I should probably
get my stuff.
Shit.
I really love my daddy.
He's such a nurturing
parental figure.
Sure, I'll have to take
your word for it.
Miss Lilith,
can you grab my Badonkadonk?
Your what now?
You little...
I love it
when bounty hunters drop by.
Time to make it rain...
with your body parts.
Hey.
You still alive down there?
She seems deranged.
You two have a lot in common.
Only she's smaller,
nicer, cuter.
Hope that wasn't
something important.
Fix this.
Because, whoo, it's toast.
Where'd you go?
Tina.
Look, I... I'm here to save you.
Do I look like
I need saving?
'Cause I'm up here
and you're all hiding
under a car.
Like a bitch!
You get down here right now.
Oh, Krieg!
This fancy-ass woman
just pointed a gun
at your best friend.
I will lick
your spine clean.
Holed up with Psychos?
He only used to be a Psycho.
Now he's my big brother!
How sweet.
One of you kill the other,
I'm gonna go get a coffee.
Tell her what she's won, Krieg.
You've walked
the wrong dog.
Shoot him in the face.
Shoot him in the face again.
It's not working.
Forget it. Abort. Go!
Run, run!
Mine's bigger.
Listen.
I was sent by your father.
Well, that's strange.
Because I don't
have a father, lady.
I know this planet
can mess with your mind.
My mind is awesome.
My mind's so cool.
Listen, I don't wanna be here.
Nothing personal.
So, if you could
just come with me,
and you could talk to your dad
and you guys can sort it out,
family style. And I can...
Nice work, lady.
You led 'em straight to me.
So, Atlas sent
someone new to find the girl.
Never would have thought
it was a scumbag vault hunter.
Actually, I'm not
a scumbag vault hunter.
Actually,
she's a scumbag bounty hunter.
You know, it's not
my fault you suck at your job,
whoever you are. Who are you?
Commander Knoxx
of the Crimson Lance.
And I'm taking the girl with me.
Oh, yeah?
You and what army?
The one right behind me.
Move, move.
Charlie team, right side.
On your lead, with me!
Stay behind me.
-I'll go.
-Wait.
And if you're both nice,
I'll put in a good word
with Daddy.
Sounds good to me.
Sergeant Russo,
bring me a neurocollar
for the girl.
Copy that, Commander.
A collar?
I love new jewelry.
Yeah, I got you a gift, too.
Catch.
Will you be my friend?
Oh, shit!
Yes!
-Come on!
-Hey!
Oh, shit!
Tina!
Stop.
She's coming with me.
I leave you alone
for 10 minutes...
Get in the car.
It's okay. He's with me.
I wish I wasn't.
Get in the car!
Go, go!
Lilith, wait for me!
What did I tell you?
Minimal explosions.
No, I said no explosions!
Who the hell are you?
This is Lilith. My dad sent her.
Oh. She's a scumbag
bounty hunter.
No, I am a high-end
bounty hunter, pal.
-No.
-And letting kids get shot at
was not part
of my job description.
Oh, I bet it wasn't.
Lilith. Lilith.
You inadvertently left
your best friend behind!
To die!
Lilith!
Move, move, move!
Hey!
No pressure or anything
but I'd love to come inside,
-if you get a chance.
-What are you doing?
Just hoping you can
reach out and scoop me up.
You don't have to stop, just...
Hey!
Go easy on the merchandise.
Here they come!
All units,
you are now weapons free!
Take them down!
Damn it! You know what?
You drive.
You programmed to steer?
Who, me?
Who's driving the damn truck?
Driving, driving, driving
I'm so good at driving
I'm a robot driver
Locking on target, ma'am.
We got a problem!
Brace for impact!
Holy underwear!
I told you to drive. Damn it.
Bandit one, four,
up on the right. Cut 'em off.
They got us pinned.
Not yet they don't. Hold on.
-Brace yourselves.
-What are you doing?
That was a terrible idea
but it worked.
Mm, maybe.
Where are we?
Pisswash gully.
What's that smell? Ugh.
-Put the window up.
-Why?
Put the window up!
What is that smell?
What is this "smell"
thing everyone talks about?
-Listen to what I just said!
-I don't want to!
-Roll the window up!
-Don't tell me what to...
It's in my mouth!
Sardine showers.
It's pee. It's pee.
Now I got pee
all in the middle of my truck.
Correction.
It's 67% urine...
14% fecal...
-Oh!
-Look out!
Oh, God!
Don't nobody move.
I'm not about to die in this...
Shut up.
Okay.
Is that...
This don't look so good.
Yes, it is.
That thing looks angry!
-Do you wanna press reverse?
-Or hungry.
Oh, my God. It's gonna kill us.
It's gonna kill us.
Wait a second.
Do you want me to press reverse?
No, I don't
want you to do nothing!
Oh, my God!
Your friends are back.
Roland, don't be stupid.
Just give us the girl.
Everybody, buckle up.
I got a plan.
Somebody hold me!
Seriously, I have no seat belt!
Roland, what are you doing?
-Go, go, go!
-Hold on!
-Hold it!
-No, no, no!
Shit.
Feels like we blew a tire.
You call that a plan?
It worked, didn't it?
Feel free to applaud.
Yay for not dying!
Nothing.
-You stay here and keep watch.
-Okay.
But it's you
they don't seem to trust.
And who can blame them?
Scanning, scanning, scanning
Scanning
They should be after us by now.
Stingrays won't pursue
without ground support.
Knoxx'll wait on reinforcements.
Let it down, big guy.
Before you added kidnapping
to your resume
you were an officer
in Crimson Lance.
Right?
Roland didn't kidnap me.
He saved me.
Saved you from what?
A life of ease and plenty?
My daddy thinks
I'm the daughter of Eridia.
I can open the vault.
The vault?
That's what this shit is about?
You stole her for yourself.
Now, do you know
how many people have died
looking for that hole
in the dirt?
Well, I do.
My mother was one of them.
We have something they don't,
baby girl.
Oh, let me guess. What? Spirit?
Can-do attitude?
The power of friendship?
A conscience.
Whatever's in that vault,
a man like Atlas
can never get his hands on it.
-All right, Roland, calm down.
-No!
She's a scumbag bounty hunter
who works for Atlas.
What, and you think your band
of merry heroes can stop him?
Oh, we can try.
We just can't watch our backs
while doing it.
So, do me a favor.
Take your weapon.
Toss it over here.
Grab some supplies, take a walk.
You know, when Atlas finds out
about that party back there,
I'm as good as dead.
So, like it or not...
we're on the same side.
A side without an army,
I might add.
So, I hope
you got a better plan than
driving down
a thresher's gullet.
No.
But I know someone who does.
A scientist, a vault expert.
It was her idea to break
Tina out and collect the keys.
One key down, two more to go.
And, of course, me.
Load up.
Next stop, Sanctuary City.
All right!
Road trip!
All right, mask up.
We wanna keep a low profile.
Market clear.
Copy that.
Oh, this place
sure has changed,
for the worse.
-Back off. Back off!
-Heading to Gate 23.
Oh, my.
Who's this handsome devil?
He's a badass killer.
And the reward's
just gone up to 150 grand.
Looks like you're not
the only one
that's special, kid.
Cannibal frog convention!
Okay, so we're here.
Now what?
I need
to locate my contact.
Moxxi will know how to find her.
Moxxi?
Yeah. You know her?
Yeah, kind of.
I mean, it's been a while.
Would you be a doll
and hold this? Thank you.
Kriegy! Give me a ride.
Hey.
We're trying to stay low-key.
Hey. Did you find
what you were looking for
in Fyrestone?
Never seen you before, stranger.
Nice try, Miss Vladof Infinity.
I never forget a gun.
What are you up to now,
Not-A-Vault-Hunter?
She's vault hunting.
I knew it.
I told you, I knew it.
Well, well, well.
Look what the skag dragged in.
-Hey, Mox.
-Get on in there.
Oh, you are most welcome.
Milkshake for
my little sugarplum,
and drinks for my friends.
I got something to show you.
Everyone, come over here.
Step into my office.
Roland?
-Roland.
-I got it.
Excuse me.
I knew it was you.
-Oh, my God.
-Hey, Larry.
You probably
don't remember me, but
I sure remember you.
Your mama was a good woman.
Yeah, well, wouldn't know.
All right. So,
where is this, uh, scientist?
So, this is where you're headed.
You go all the way
up those stairs
and right there is the elevator.
Mm-hm.
-Push the button.
Passcode's "ECHO."
-ECHO?
-ECHO.
You sure it's safe
to stay there?
Yeah, as long as this one here
don't blow up the joint.
How's that milkshake there,
sugar pie?
Listen.
For whatever it's worth...
I'm real happy
that you came back home.
And I hope that you know
how much your mama loved you.
She always told me
how special you were.
You know, I appreciate the help.
Let's just leave it at that.
Right.
When they were chasing you,
I was like,
"Hey, don't shoot that guy.
He's my roomie."
-You... You said that?
-Yeah, man.
Hey, you see
your bounty went up?
-My?
-Your bounty.
Get outta here.
Knoxx is on the warpath, stud.
What'd you do to her, man?
Man, I kind of... kind of
ghosted her, you know?
Yeah, you did, man.
You ghosted all of us, man.
Yeah.
Anyway, man,
it was really good to see you.
And, you know, you can trust me.
We're friends, man.
I'm not gonna tell a soul.
Oh, Larry,
I'm not worried about you.
You're my guy.
You're my main man.
I got a feeling you're not
going to tell anybody.
Is he going to be okay?
Well, he'll have
a hell of a hangover.
Ooh, who knew electricity
provoked defecation?
Hey.
Y'all better
hustle out the back.
Go out this way.
I got these guys. Go on. Go on.
-Claptrap, let's go.
-Go on. Go on. Go on.
Your buddy boy here just drank
about 10 shots too many
then he dropped
like a sack of potatoes.
I think you forgot me.
Mm. And a tip
is always appreciated.
All right.
This looks like it.
ECHO.
ECHO?
Sure that's the password?
Maybe you gotta echo the "ECHO."
ECHO. ECHO.
All right.
You fools would literally
be dead without me.
-You need me.
-Here we go.
Come on, Claptrap.
-Where are we going?
-Up.
So, you trust
this woman?
She's a xeno-archaeologist,
all right?
She's a little odd.
But she knows everything
about the vault.
So, if she says something weird,
don't let it get to you, okay?
I am 10
to the 100th power
impressed with this place.
Cool.
Oh! I see you have the girl.
That's right.
Did you find
a vault key, too?
Hi, I'm Tina.
The special one.
Huh.
Tannis.
Oh.
Hello, Lilith.
Okay, good.
So you guys know each other.
Unfortunately.
I'm not staying here.
What?
Okay.
But you all smell
like thresher urine.
And your wanted poster
just went up all over town.
So, I suggest that you all
settle in and clean up.
Now, the electroshower
is right over there.
Ooh, shower.
Hey, kids,
we're out of here. Let's go.
Lilith? Hey, I get it.
There's history here.
I don't even need
to know what it is.
The point is that she's right.
If there's a poster of me,
that means there's one of you.
They're looking for all of us.
I hate to say it,
but we don't have a choice.
We gotta sit tight.
Lilith, we don't have a choice.
What is happening, Tannis?
-Electroshower.
-Wait.
Wait, guys.
-Time to shower.
-Claptrap.
It's time for showering
Showering, time for some...
That's not... No.
Claptrap.
Rebooting.
Everybody,
just settle down, please.
Settle down.
Hey, hey! Settle down.
Square root of 929,000...
I am basing my assumption
that you're upset
on your body language.
Perceptive as ever, I see.
Because of your mother?
Uh, no, because of you.
She trusted you...
to take care of me.
But you ran back here
to chase after that mystical
Eridian vault bullshit.
I left you with tradespeople.
Oh.
Yes. You mean
the murderers and thieves
on the mining ship.
It's what your mother wanted.
She wanted me
to learn how to kill
by the age of 10?
How to survive.
I had to come back here
to finish her work.
She believed the Eridian vault
had the power to change things
for the better and...
She traded her daughter
for a waste of time.
Go back inside.
It's not safe.
I can look after myself.
Told you I'm special.
Aren't we all?
Yeah.
They made me that way.
Made you?
What do you mean?
Your father is Deukalian Atlas,
isn't he?
Yes and no.
Not a "yes or no" question.
He's...
my...
creator.
Atlas is bananapants obsessed
with the vault.
He says only a daughter
of Eridia can open it.
He found a piece
of the vault key,
and on that piece
was a tiny bit...
of blood.
Eridian blood.
He cloned an Eridian.
And guess who that Eridian is?
Hmm. Is her name Tina?
Boom.
But it's all good.
I don't care I grew up in a lab.
I never wanted
a mother or a father.
He created you to open a vault.
God, what an asshole.
That's an understatement.
He'll use whatever
technology's inside
and make superweapons.
The dude's got major issues.
I'm just a product to Atlas.
If he gets me,
he's gonna make me
open the vault.
Then he's just gonna lock me up
into another secret lab
and do more experiments.
And if you saw
the things they did
to the other clones...
He's not gonna find you.
Yo! Whassup?
Yeah!
Hey, there, sugar chips.
You need a firmware update?
Piss off, short stuff.
Someone needs
an oil change.
My daddy always had a saying.
Never trust a man
who can't hold his liquor.
She tased me, all right?
I love alcohol.
I can be wild.
As for that little girl,
you don't think
the second I saw her,
I wouldn't hand her
right over to you
just to get rid of you?
I admire the fight,
but let me take you through
what happens next.
-Spare parts!
-We seal the city...
Anyone got
spare parts that I can use?
Uh-oh.
Hey, hey, that's his robot.
It's an old CL4P...
Excuse me.
Coming through.
Got a computer virus.
Highly contagious.
Clear the street!
You,
down on the ground.
Move, move, move!
Now that we have
Tina and the first key,
I wanna show you this.
This is a mining journal
left behind
by a corporate bureaucrat.
He cataloged everything
the miners brought in,
most of it useless.
But on this page...
Another key.
He thought it was a useless
piece of Eridian pottery.
He had no clue
they'd found a vault key.
That makes two of three.
So,
if this is the second key,
why don't you already have it?
Because the mine
is in Caustic Caverns.
Oh, shit.
Danger! Red alert!
People, we need to move!
The soldiers, they're coming!
They have guns!
They're shooting!
-They're firing!
-Clappy, slow your roll.
What is the dealio?
The soldier woman
who really hates Roland,
which suggests
the two of them had some...
-Come on, get to the point.
-She was at the bar
interrogating Moxxi
and your friend Larry...
Was that his name?
Seemed like a decent roommate.
Did they see you?
Do you promise
not to be angry if I say yes?
Lance units,
block all exits.
No one leaves.
Get this thing out of here.
Masks off.
Of course, Commander.
Of course. Hey!
Double-perched custom Blaster
with ionized projectiles.
That'll outpace any
bone shredder on Pandora.
You wanna trade?
I'll give you
special price, huh?
Sanctuary
is now on lockdown.
No one goes anywhere
until we find that robot.
Is there any way out of here
that doesn't involve garbage?
Um...
No.
What?
Did you guys wanna use it?
The entrance is underneath
all of that debris.
Under there.
Whoo! Look what I got!
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Open it.
Hello.
Would you
look at that? A ladder.
Unfortunately,
my design doesn't facilitate
this type of vertical travel.
Drats.
Guess I'll just...
Well...
-Destiny awaits.
-I'm fine!
Mm! Meat soup.
Chemical waste
from the mining equipment.
It's corrosive enough
to dissolve almost anything
except the natural crystals
in this cavern.
How are we gonna
get through this?
Well, it's not gonna
be that way.
Looks like we gotta
take the high road.
Krieg.
Let's see if we can
grab this here.
Luckily,
my wheel's too large,
so I'll just watch you all melt
from a safe
and reasonable distance.
You are small enough
to get in there.
Head through the tunnel,
locate the main access control
panel and then unlock
-the door at the end.
-Can do!
-Quietly.
-No problem.
I wouldn't want anything bad
to happen to each one of you
in the most
horrifying way possible.
All right, I'll go first.
-I got this.
-No, I got it.
-I got it.
-Tina!
-Coming through!
-Hey, hey.
Relax.
I'm the lightest.
-Tina!
-Hey!
Ladies first.
Don't mind if I do.
-You all right?
-Mm-hmm.
Be careful.
Guys.
Look.
Hope blooms
in the strangest places.
It's kind of pretty.
Mission accomplished!
The door is unlocked.
Who's the best?
I'm the best
Give me a job
I pass the test
Can't take him anywhere.
Well?
You're welcome.
Impossible to please.
Scream showers.
It's Bloodshots.
Yeah, their symbols
are everywhere.
These are the Psychos
other psychos are afraid of.
They're probably still here.
-Let's go find out.
-No bombs.
I'll be surgical.
There's only one of you
in the world...
and you're special.
You guys sit tight.
Wait for us to come back.
Come on, Lil.
Dealt with Bloodshots before?
Once.
How'd you make it out?
Kind words and hugs?
I don't know what it is
that happens to 'em
when they're down here
but it's like they get hit
with an extra dose of crazy.
Strip the flesh,
salt the wound!
-There's too many to shoot.
-Or blow up?
Well, we can't really blend in.
We don't look
anything like them.
Except you, handsome.
Thank you!
Well,
according to my calculations,
the odds of a successful
stealth operation
in this scenario is...
0%? Wow!
You never see that!
Well, I guess that's it then.
Back to the truck, right?
Did you factor in a distraction?
Of course.
I analyzed 16 million versions
where one of you
creates a distraction.
Total failure.
No, not one of us.
Wait, who else is...?
Oh, no.
Coming through.
Hi, there.
How you doing?
Just a little nervous laughter
to crack the ice.
Shiny!
Just rolling through town
looking for a good time.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Your attention, please.
I am here because I want to be
and not for a more
justifiable reason
like trying to be a distraction.
Even though it makes no sense
for me to say
what I'm about to say,
and even though anyone rational
would suspect it was just
part of a crude plan,
I have decided
entirely on my own
to say the following.
Y'all bitches
need to eat your own butts
with your poopy-mouth...
...ass-faces until you die
from loser poisoning
like the stupid
pus-crotches that you is.
Was that too much?
It was too much, wasn't it?
What took it over the edge?
Was it the
"poopy-mouth ass-faces"?
Stairs. Come on!
Not in the undercarriage!
My programming...
Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
Son of a... You got me!
Okay, I'm dead. How about that?
Is he going to be all right?
Excellent plan.
Who would have guessed
they'd shoot me, right?
Well, we survived.
So much for your 0%.
You're not out yet.
I think
the key's in here.
Sweet.
So, the key
is in one of these crates.
One of these
kabillion crates.
Yeah, this is gonna
take a minute.
Four days
if you work around the clock
which you can't,
because your bodies
require rest every 16 hours.
Lazy!
Not if those psycho Raiders
find us first.
Those are Bloodshots.
Raiders live above.
Not down here.
There are no Raiders down here.
Tannis, nobody's talking
about Raiders.
What's the big deal
about Raiders?
I know,
but you brought up Raiders.
How about
we forget about it?
Am I missing
something here?
But I don't understand.
Forget about
the Raiders!
Just forget about it.
I'm sorry.
I understand...
-Bloodshots are down here.
-You keep bringing up Raiders.
-Tannis, I swear to God...
-I found it.
-What?
-The second key.
How... How did...?
I don't know.
Just lucky, I guess.
Yeah, we'll see
how lucky you are.
We still gotta get out of here.
There's an exit portal this way.
Come on.
Shh!
What's that?
What? I'm expelling
the excess lead.
Big bullet. Big bullet coming.
There we go.
Can't you do this another time?
This has to happen now.
Don't judge me.
What?
How is this funny?
You keep it down.
Do I judge you
when you blast out a loaf?
-We don't wanna attract...
-Look out!
A little help?
Incoming!
-Go, go!
-Okay, going now!
Tannis!
Thank you.
On your left!
Wow!
Come here, girlie!
What are you doing?
I needed a gun.
So you ask for it, Tannis. Ask!
Move!
That way!
We've got this, guys!
There's nothing we can't do!
Stairs!
Krieg, help me! I'm not...
Go, go!
Lilith, I got you!
Go!
Roland!
Watch out!
Go, go!
Time to go.
I'm sure
we're past the hard part.
Okay.
Go, go, go!
We gotta move!
-Let go of me!
-Tina!
-Lilith!
-Hello!
Follow me this way.
I have a tremendous
sense of direction.
Oh, God!
Help me!
Krieg, spin me!
I found it! I found it!
There's an elevator!
Follow me. This way. Come on.
-Roland!
-Clappy, go! Go! Go!
Lilith!
Don't leave me behind again!
There's a service elevator
this way!
It's up here.
-This way. Oh, no.
-Go! Go, go, go!
Shit!
This is gonna take some time.
Hold this.
Claptrap!
I need help!
Uh,
in front of everyone?
-Yes!
-Look away!
Look away! I command you!
Krieg, we got company.
It's time to bleed!
-Come on!
-I am trying!
Krieg, wait!
Krieg!
It's not working.
Aren't you supposed
to be smart?
I'll turn you
into a meat bicycle!
Another victim!
Thanks, kid.
Tannis!
-How we doing?
-I don't have it!
Come here,
give me a kiss!
Krieg! Pull back!
Go! Go!
I regret everything!
Come on!
-We gotta go.
-It's not working.
Go, Tannis.
We have another wiring problem.
Baby!
Shit.
-Roland, what are you doing?
-Fixing it.
-Get back here!
-Hey.
No. Please don't.
-Roland!
-Hey, Tina.
I'll meet you at the vault.
I promise.
Tannis.
-Hit it!
-Okay, hitting!
Roland!
All right, Bob.
You ready to kick some ass?
I knew you'd say that.
The brakes are out!
We are not slowing down!
We are not gonna make it!
Teleportation.
I can move stuff
with my mind, y'all.
We're not dead?
I'm still enslaved? Drats.
-Chutney vomit queen.
-Ew! Yuck!
I think the teleportation
has made her quite ill.
How did you do that?
I don't know.
Just kind of happened.
Hey, Roland's
gonna be okay, right?
He's an elite soldier.
If anyone can get out of that,
it's him.
Where are we?
I can't get a read on ECHOnet.
But it looks like
we're in an old mine.
Maybe we find
some shelter inside.
I've combined the keys.
Look.
What's that?
Some kind of a map?
Incredible, isn't it?
It isn't just a key.
And right there...
The vault?
It is a shame
your mother is not here
to see this.
It was there the whole time.
Apparently.
I've seen that
before somewhere.
Firehawk.
Eridian goddess,
protector of the planet.
Well, it's all a bit pointless
without the third piece.
Oh, well, we have it.
She's the key.
The elevator confirmed it.
That was a phasewalk.
Only an Eridian could do that.
Wait a minute.
If she's a piece of the key,
what happens when she opens it?
I assumed you knew.
Did your mother never tell you?
I was eight. I can barely
remember her face.
When the daughter of Eridia
places the key,
the pieces are consumed
and the vault opens.
Now, I don't necessarily
believe that means kill her.
But you're prepared
to take that risk.
Well, we have no choice.
Either we take her
or Atlas does.
There is no salvation
without sacrifice.
Worst orgy ever.
Rest in peace, Bob.
Oh, shit.
Whoa. Sorry.
I thought for a moment there
you had rigor mortis.
It was a really nice moment.
I'll treasure it always.
Also, I scavenged
the final parts I needed
from a dead transformer,
and fixed the thing
you so recklessly destroyed.
You didn't press this, did you?
I did not.
I can crush it again
if you'd like.
Oh, "Thank you, Claptrap.
You're indispensable."
Thank you, Lilith.
Your praise warms my soul.
Lilith.
Have you broken the beacon
I gave you?
Ah, this thing was junk
the whole time.
Not at all.
It was a highly accurate
tracking device
that has led me
right to you and Tina.
Now, I was beginning to think
that she would
elude me forever.
She's smart.
She is mine.
And the Crimson Lance
are on their way
to collect her now.
If you come after her,
I'll destroy the key.
No, you won't.
Because if you did,
then I would have to kill
the rest of that heroic band
of vault hunters
she's been
slumming around with.
And I promise you, Lilith,
they won't be quick deaths.
Good.
Glad to see you making
the smart choice for once.
And when this is over,
you'll be paid
what we agreed on.
Thank you, Lilith.
Oh.
Tina, look, I know
how this must look, but...
I'm the only one
who can open the vault.
And I'm gonna use whatever
is inside to kill him.
Too bad you won't
be around to see it.
-Wait.
-Enjoy your freedom.
Tina. Tina, no!
I'm dancing because...
you're alive.
Not because
I thought you were dead.
Heartwarming.
Where are the others?
They found a truck
in the village and left.
Without me.
What village?
This must have
been one of the original
Pandoran settlements.
How quaint.
I know this place.
Come on.
Come on. Leave it.
Come on, sweetie.
Hurry, give me Lilith!
Come on! Come on!
Remember I will always love you!
Mama!
No!
Hey,
where are you going?
Lilith.
Lilith!
Is this your home?
Yeah.
I used to live here once.
This place is...
reminiscent of something
deep in my files.
That drawing...
I feel strange.
Lilith.
Mom?
If you're seeing this...
I'm afraid I didn't make it.
I'm so sorry
that I sent you away.
I didn't want to.
But as soon as I realized
what you are,
what you might become...
I knew you'd never
be safe here on Pandora.
But if you ever return,
I've made sure
that Claptrap will find you,
help you understand...
your destiny.
Lilith, I love you.
I wish...
I could hold you one last time.
Tina!
Whoa.
That was weird.
I blacked out.
Did something important happen?
It's saying it's here.
All I'm seeing
is some holes.
Are you sure this is it?
I don't know.
It's somewhere.
Okay,
what does it look like?
Big. It's an arch.
It's here somewhere.
I know it's here.
How do you know it's here?
Because I'm feeling emotion.
Can you be more specific?
-Thing of power!
-Not right now, Krieg. Please.
-Okay, I get it...
-But that means something!
No, no, no!
I'm not following.
Krieg, you genius. You found it!
I have to warn you,
this might kill you.
Me?
Nah, kid. I'm the special one.
Whatever this is,
it's gonna make me invincible.
What just happened?
I'm the special one.
It should do something.
Apparently not.
Well done, Tina.
Well done.
Amazing effort.
You survived the worst planet
in the galaxy.
You found the key
and the vault itself.
You've made your father
so proud.
Commander Knoxx,
I need
her nervous system intact.
Keep the organs on ice.
Perhaps we'll have better luck
with the next clone.
Hey, asshole.
That was quite
an entrance, Roland.
You miss me?
You might have saved the day
if it wasn't for...
my Atlas auto shield.
Kill them all.
Hold your fire.
That's an order.
You heard the commander.
Weapons down.
Roland, you were right.
I should've...
No!
No!
Any other objections?
Just one!
That you continue breathing.
But I'll allow it
if you let my friends
go in peace.
And tell me, Lilith,
just why would I do that?
Because I'm the daughter
of Eridia.
I've seen that
before somewhere.
Firehawk.
Eridian goddess.
It's your planet, Lilith.
You have to protect it.
Mama loved you.
She always told me
how special you were.
I found it.
-How did...?
-I don't know.
Just lucky, I guess.
Daughter of Eridia, baby!
Bet you didn't see that coming!
But...
But I'm the special one.
Oh, you are.
Just not the way you thought.
I open the vault...
the girl goes free.
You open the vault
and you all go free.
You have my word.
I just figured it out.
Your mother gave you to me
to take you away from here,
so you would never
have to open that vault.
Well, that worked out great.
I have to open it.
No salvation without sacrifice.
Remember?
But you can't.
You can't.
It's fine.
You're safe.
And, Tina,
memories are more powerful
than anything
Atlas could ever create.
Now, you got one of me.
Yes.
Tannis, what's happening?
The Eridians have delivered us
a champion.
The legends were true.
She's the Firehawk.
Lilith, can you hear me?
Take me into the vault.
If you won't, I'm going
to have to hurt your friends.
Pull me up!
Lilith, help!
Make it rain, Tina!
Attack!
Are you guys shooting?
I'm sorry,
I didn't feel a thing.
You get a bullet.
You get a bullet.
Run, run.
Interplanetary
ninja assassin mode activated.
Step aside, bitches.
Lilith. Lilith!
No!
Lilith, can you hear me?
Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
Lilith. Come on, Lilith.
Lilith.
Please wake up.
Tannis, run.
Nobody kills me but me!
Everybody, run!
Go! Move, move!
Shit!
Tannis, you're alive.
I'm alive!
This guy, not so much.
A siren.
Tina!
Tina!
Tina!
Tannis, where's Tina?
Lilith!
I warned you
not to disappoint me.
Take me to the vault now.
Well, shit.
Let go of me!
Keep struggling
and I'll kill you.
Lilith!
Lilith, show yourself!
Show yourself or I kill her!
I'll do it!
Believe me.
Oh, I believe you.
Ah, Lilith.
This is...
unbelievable.
So much more
than I ever imagined.
The treasures of a race
who once ruled the galaxies.
Look.
The power. Can you feel it?
Can you...
Yeah, I can feel it.
Honestly, it makes me
a little sick.
You'll get used to it.
Yeah. You see...
I have something that a man
like you will never have.
Enough.
-Lilith.
-Over here.
Lose something?
Tina!
Ta-da.
Bye-bye.
No, Lilith.
-Lilith, please.
-Don't worry.
You won't get lonely down here.
No. No.
No, no, no. No!
Lilith! Tina!
No, no, no!
It's like sugar
So sweet
Excuse me!
Coming through.
Make way for the hero!
Hey.
You hear that?
What?
That I think is what
peace sounds like.
Enjoy it.
Let's make it last.
I made you a little tea.
I thought you might be
a little dehydrated.
All right, guys. Let's, um...
Let's join the party.
All right! Hooray!
Whoops. Premature celebration.
That's never happened before.
You ready?
We'll meet you there.
I got you.
Come on, Krieg.
Time to go get drunk.
Glorious meat fiesta.
So...
Uh...
I don't think so.
Come on.
Do the thing.
I'm a bit old, I think,
to be setting myself on fire
for your amusement.
You know you want to.
Let me
tell you everything
you need to know about Pandora.
She's dangerous.
She's dirty.
And she's definitely
a toxic waste dump.
But, she's my home.
What a show-off.
If evil lays
Its hands on me
Shine a little light
On my soul
Show me things I cannot see
Shine a little light
On my soul
If evil lays
Its hands on me
Shine a little light
On my soul
I'm waiting, praying
Patiently
Shine a little light
On my soul
If evil lays
Its hands on me
Shine a little light
On my soul
Show me things I cannot see
Shine a little light
On my soul
Show me things I cannot see
Shine a little light
On my soul
If evil lays
Its hands on me
Shine a little light
On my soul
I'm waiting, praying
Patiently
Woo-hoo! Check these moves.
I come to dance, mofo.
Twerk it. Work it out, now.
Do the Claptrap. It's my...
Oh, hey! Hey, wait! No, no, no!
What's goin' on here? No!
It's my Easter egg!
Ah! You son of a...
Don't make me leave!
Not when I'm giving the people
what they want!