Bring It On: Fight to the Finish (2009) Movie Script
1
LlNA: We're gonna be
real Rough Riders
in the building.
You know, l ain't stopping
until our high school squad
is an All Star squad.
Are you all down?
We've got your back, Lina.
Yeah, girl, we tighter
than a new weave.
Go! Fight! Kill !
l mean, win !
Where you going,
cheer-quitas?
The Spirit Championship.
That's where the baddest
All Star squads go to compete.
You don't look like
no All Stars, ma.
(LAUGHS)
Well, we're not. Yet.
But we will be.
Then l guess you
ain't got one of these.
(GASPS)
That's an All Star
bracelet. But. . .
Only the best of the best
cheerleaders win those.
How did you get one?
How you think?
You probably stole it.
l know you did.
Whatever.
(UPBEAT HlP-HOP MUSlC PLAYlNG)
(STUDENTS CHEERlNG)
That's going on right here.
Come on, bring it.
ALL CHEERlNG)
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
ALL CHEERlNG)
Catalina!
No, mami!
Lina, what are you doing?
She married the gabacho!
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
Stop! You're
ruining everything !
ALL LAUGHlNG)
(SQUEALlNG) Stop!
What's going on here?
(DlSTORTED) Cheer your
little barrio hearts out!
But Lina's coming to
live with me and my
daughter in Malibu !
ALL SHOUTlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY)
No!
(GROANS)
lt was just a dream.
lt was just a bad dream.
(SlGHS)
Now the real nightmare begins.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Let me help you
with that, Wife.
Thank you, Husband.
l know we sound silly,
but l'll never get
tired of hearing it.
And l'll never get
tired of saying it.
(GROANS lN DlSGUST)
l'm glad l skipped breakfast.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Lina, you don't have to go
to school today, honey.
Actually, yes, l do.
lt's my last day in East LA,
and as captain,
l need to handle
some squad business.
l can give you
a ride if you want.
Mmm-mmm.
No. l'd rather walk.
Or get dragged by a bus.
Lina, be nice.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
Look, l'm gonna be
late. l have to go.
All right. Bye.
Sorry.
Oh. No, no, no. Honey, listen,
you got to give her a
little time. She'll adjust.
Then we'll be one big happy
family. l promise. Okay?
l hate him.
And his daughter,
she creeps me out.
She's like way too
Single White Female.
She's probably just
mad excited about
having a new sister.
Treyvonetta, come on.
Sky is not my sister.
Not by cheer,
blood or marriage.
l feel you, Lina,
but for real though,
girl, you can't
complain about
moving to Malibu.
You about to be living large.
Yeah, right.
Uh-oh. Love birds alert.
Wassup?
Trey and Lina are
here, okay? l got to go.
Come on, mija,
you know l love you.
As much as you love this car?
Hey,
at least she lets me get
under the hood. You don't.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
Watch it, girl.
Oh ! l will watch it.
You don't want none of
these Golden Gloves.
TREY: Get him, G.
Easy, Oscar de la Ha-Ha.
And you'd better not be
late picking me up.
What did l tell you about
bossing me around in front of
your girly girls like that?
At 4:30, Victor.
(SCOFFS) You can't
tell me what to do.
l'm a man.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
l'll be here at 4: 1 5 to
pick up your little pom poms.
Hey, make sure you two
watch over my baby
girl for me, all right?
Victor, go.
We got this. Go.
ln the Gloria-mobile.
This is so messed up, man !
l mean, now we're never
gonna get to be All Stars
without you, Lina.
No, no, no.
We're going to be All Stars.
These quickie marriages,
they never last. l'll be back.
Okay, so if you're so sure
you're gonna be back,
then why don't you just
come and stay with me?
Because my mom
thinks that going
to school in Malibu
is the best thing that
ever happened to me.
She's like, "You'll get a
better education. lt's safe.
l won't have to worry."
Seriously, what is
there to worry about?
Besides, this is the
first year our squad is
actually tight enough
to become real All Stars.
ALL SQUEALlNG)
That's what l'm
talking about.
Show everyone we're for real.
See, that's what
l'm talking about.
l want you to be
captain while l'm gone.
Mmm-hmm. Me?
Captain? Yeah. Why?
Because, besides me,
like, you have the
most cheer experience.
That is true, G.
You probably came out the
womb like this, "Give me a. . ."
(lMlTATES BABY CRYlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
That looks like me.
But l don't do captain,
all right? l hate being
in charge, man.
Whatever, you the one
that got Victor wrapped
around your baby finger.
Yeah.
l think you can handle it.
That's because l've got
something Victor wants.
But he ain't gonna get it.
He ain't gonna get it!
Okay, you guys, the new
beginning until the
ripple goes like this.
We're gonna change it now.
lt starts with the same arm,
same leg.
lt goes one, two, three, four.
Girls go back on five.
(YAWNlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
Hit six, six, seven
then eight. Ripple style.
Yeah, let's try that
with the music. Ready?
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
Five, six, seven, eight.
Go one, two, three, four.
Go back, six. . .
ALL LAUGH)
This is a cheer-wreck.
Yeah, our girl is
dying over there.
l feel like a witness
to a cheer-icide.
You think she'll get better?
Hell no.
(CHATTERlNG)
Really!
Listen, you all need
to drop the attitude,
because while l'm gone,
Gloria is gonna
be the captain.
ALL PROTESTlNG)
Okay, it's like that, huh?
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
(GROANS lN DlSGUST)
That's not very captain-like.
Oh ! l'm sorry. My bad.
Look, if we want to be
All Stars, then we need to
practice like All Stars. Okay?
Now let's do this. Line up.
Yeah, okay.
Keep it loose.
Oh ! This ought to be good.
Charmaine, don't forget,
pop on six, not seven.
Five, six,
seven, eight. Music.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
Right. Okay.
Remember, All Stars,
that's what we want.
Yes. Yes.
All right. Pick it up.
Okay, this is tight.
This is tight, ladies.
Now, out!
ln you go, hard.
That was hot. Go.
Bring it in.
Come on.
East LA! East LA!
East LA! East LA!
ALL CHEERlNG)
ln your face.
But they couldn't do
that five minutes ago.
What's this?
Just a little something
so you won't forget us.
Come on, guys,
l can't forget you.
You're my cheer sisters.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
l miss you guys already.
(SlGHS)
Come back soon,
you know, Lina. Real soon.
Catalina, mi amor, mi amor.
lt's time to go.
(SLOW SONG PLAYING)
East Los.
LlNA: Forever.
TREY: Don't forget
us, Lina. We love you.
So, how many
families live here?
One. But it just
doubled in size.
Now, listen, l want you both
to feel really comfortable
here. Mi casa es su casa.
Thanks, Enrique.
Come on, that's not how
Henry pronounces his name.
lt's okay. She can call
me whatever she wants.
Really? Well how about. . .
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
Only if you can
say it in church.
Well that's really gonna
limit my vocabulary.
(LAUGHlNG)
Wow!
This is my room?
l don't think l belong
here, you guys.
Oh. . .
Oh. No. Now that's bootleg.
How are they gonna have
a broken toilet right
next to a new one?
(LAUGHS)
lt's not a toilet, Lina.
lt's a bidet.
A. . . What?
A bidet.
You use it to wash your. . .
No, no, no.
That's nasty. How. . .
l don't even drink out
of a public fountain.
You expect me to use that?
Oh ! l told Dad you were funny.
Thanks, Sky, but your
dad doesn't know me.
He doesn't really even
know my mother, either.
Maybe, but l don't
think it really matters.
He said with lsabel,
it was love at first sight.
(SMlRKS)
You mean first
he saw her culata.
And then he saw her tetas.
What?
Nothing.
Anyway, we're sisters now.
l have always wanted a sister.
lt's gonna to take
more than a marriage license
to be considered sisters.
Yeah, l know that.
Even the Brady
Bunch had issues.
Right.
Anyway, l'm supposed
to tell you dinner's ready.
You know what, l'm good.
l'm actually kind of tired.
lt's been a long day.
Okay.
Unfortunately.
(SNlFFlNG)
Remember, work on the sync
in the table top combination
and make sure that
Trey sticks her full back.
Yeah, okay. No problem.
Hey, what's it like there?
Lifestyles of the
Rich and Annoying.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
You have to see this!
This girl's room is
like a cheer-seum.
Her mother won championships
three times!
Wow! Oye, guey,
that girl must have
cheerleading in her blood.
From what l've seen,
l think it skipped
a generation.
Looking for me?
Girl, l got to go.
ls this you and your mom?
Yeah.
Wow.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
She must have been
an amazing cheerleader.
Don't! l really don't like
people touching her stuff.
Sorry.
lt's fine.
lt's no problem. Here.
Okay. Come on.
You don't want to be late
for your first day of school.
Right, because being
the new kid is so much fun.
SKY: Yeah. So the pool and
the stadium are over there.
And you can get vegan
or sushi for lunch.
And. . .
Oh.
That's the Tai Chi class,
which doesn't
count for PE credit.
Go figure.
Who are they?
Malibu Jaguars.
All Star squad.
They belong to the
cheerleading gym
across the street,
but unfortunately some of
them go to school here.
The Jaguars?
They won the Spirit
Championship last year.
SKY: Avery's the captain.
Now, she's a hater.
A Sea Lion hater.
Why?
She used to be one of us
but we didn't vote
her captain, so she quit.
She took all of our best
cheerleaders with her.
Hey, you just can't
just walk up to them.
Watch me.
Avery?
The Jaguars were sick
last year at the
Spirit Championship.
l'm sorry,
no autographs today.
No, look, look, l'm not
a groupie. l'm Catalina.
My East LA squad
is like this close to
becoming All Stars, too.
Wow! And l'm like
this close to caring.
l bet you'll care when
we take that bracelet
away from you this year.
Cute.
But then you'd
have to beat us.
And that's just not happening.
Like her outfit.
Was l talking to you?
Excuse me.
No, no, no. No time
for cat fights, Kayla.
As a matter of fact, Cat,
why don't you go back
to East LA? Just go south,
and when you start to
smell poverty, you're home.
Excuse me, but, Lina,
she lives here now.
Wait. Your mother's
that Mexican maid who
married Sky's daddy.
She doesn't look Mexican.
For your information,
we're Cuban-American.
Fascinating.
And my mother was a waitress.
A maid with tips.
You know, y'all are lucky that
my girls are not here, because
if they were here, we. . .
You know what, save
the urban drama, Cat.
After all, you're
the lucky one.
l mean, you got to
meet real All Stars today.
They give Malibu-Americans
a bad name.
(STUDENTS CHATTERlNG)
(EXCLAlMlNG)
And guess what.
Game over. We won by two.
(LAUGHlNG)
Oh ! That's gross.
l'm sorry. And you are?
Lina. Who are you?
l'm surprised you
have to ask. l'm Evan.
Well, Evan, you
have a booger.
Uh. . .
(BELL RlNGS)
Hi.
So, we just figured
out your style.
So are these old clothes?
Are they supposed
to be vintage?
No, more like
homeless couture.
Look, l don't care what
you label whores think.
Where l'm from, this is tight.
But you're here now,
and you kind of stand
out like bad teeth.
Look, if you guys want
to take this outside,
we can do this.
Hold up, jalapeo.
Yeah, Cat.
You know, it's one thing
to be a fashion don't,
but unless you want
them to give you
a permanent facial,
don't threaten me.
You must be Lina.
Yeah, and who are you?
l'm Sky's friend,
Christina. Yeah,
we're on the squad together.
You're a cheerleader?
(WEAKLY) Go Sea Lions.
(LAUGHS) Look, no offense,
but you sound like you've
had a cheer-botomy.
How come people always say
"No offense" right before
they offend you?
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
(SlGHS) Look, it's been a. . .
No offense, Lina,
but you're just like them.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
(CHATTERlNG)
(DlALlNG)
Hey, Lina.
Tell me you guys nailed
the Liberty combination !
We have to hit every stunt.
Lina, Hold on.
Victor, enough with
the up and down.
You really want to see my
up and down? Okay, babe.
Girl, we got a problem.
No. Don't tell me that,
Gloria. Step up!
Make them practice harder.
l did, but. . .
Motivate them ! lnspire them !
There's nobody left
to inspire, all right?
Everybody quit.
l mean, of course,
except Trey.
My team quit? Why?
Because. Lina, l'm not you.
All right?
And they don't think that
l can make them
AII Stars, and honestIy,
neither do l. l'm sorry.
lt's okay. l know you. . .
l know you tried.
l really did.
But, hey, it's not all bad,
you know. You still get
to be Princess Lina.
Living in Malibu.
ALL: Jaguars!
ALL CHEERlNG)
(SlGHS)
lt ain't all good here,
mi hermana.
Look, l got to bounce.
My bus is here.
She just hung up.
Sorry about your team.
l'll deal with it later.
Sure.
But if you wanna keep up your
skills until then, we have
a spot on the Sea Lions.
Are you serious?
My squad ain't even
cold yet and you're
already cheer-jocking me?
You're right.
l'm so sorry. l. . .
Why did you say that to Sky?
Why? lt's not like
she's my real sister.
At least in East LA
l had family.
You have family here
now, too, Lina.
And Sky's been through
so much already.
How would you feel
if you lost me?
All right, l guess
l'll try to be nicer.
You're gonna do
a lot more than try.
You're gonna be joining
the Sea Lions.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
Trying out, huh?
No, just checking things out.
That's cool.
You know, they kind of suck
after my sister quit.
(SlGHS)
No. You're Avery's brother?
Not in her fan club, huh?
l'm starting my own club.
lt's called the League of
Avery Can Kiss My Butt.
Yeah? Well, you won't
be the only member.
(EVAN LAUGHS)
You know, every
pretty girl doesn't have
to be a cheerleader.
l mean, the stuff they
do is way hard anyway.
lt's not that hard.
Oh. No?
Okay, that's easy
for a non-cheerleader to say.
Okay.
(BOTH LAUGH)
So what's your thing?
You play ball?
Maybe.
Think you can step?
Here, take a shot. Really.
No, no, no, really this time.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Go ahead. Right there.
(GASPS)
l'm so sorry.
Sorry, coach.
You think l'm a
klutz, don't you?
Maybe a little.
Come here.
This is how you shoot.
That's it.
(LAUGHS)
lt's perfect.
Peep this.
Okay.
Lina! Hey, you came!
(EXCLAlMlNG EXClTEDLY)
Good news. You made the team.
Let's face it,
she is the team.
And we voted
you team captain.
But you're captain.
Yeah. By default, and l suck.
But you are really good.
Yeah.
You could fix us.
You know, l thought
l can do this, but no.
Come on.
Come on.
Use your powers for good.
l mean, we do cheer
at, like, all of Evan's games.
Yeah.
So? l don't care about him.
(LAUGHS) Right.
We'll pretend like
we believe that.
Please, Lina, we will work
really hard. Because we could
be really good. l promise.
l'd settle for upright.
Good luck with that.
We still have to
fill another spot.
You could fill it with whoever
you want to. lt could be
somebody good. l just. . .
Yeah? Like who?
You swear to help me out?
l will do whatever it takes.
Okay, l'm in.
ALL CHEERlNG)
(DOORBELL RlNGS)
Yes? Can l help you?
(SCREAMlNG) Lina!
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)
Meet the newest
member of our squad.
Go, Sea Crabs!
Sea Lions.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
You said to make
more of an effort.
Oye, guey, you got
one smoking casa!
Thank you.
Okay. Henry's kindness
is no excuse for you to take
advantage of him, Lina!
Not even a little?
Gloria, tu mama,
she must be
worried about you.
l almost forgot.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
She's got to go to work,
but she'll call you in
the morning to thank you.
l have a boyfriend.
Mama thinks this is like
putting me in the Virginity
Protection Program.
You do realize that there's
a waiting list at MV, right?
Dad, can't you, like,
dialog with the principal?
Dialog? Please tell me
you're not teaching
her hood talk.
Come on, Dad.
Strings get pulled
all the time.
George Bush got into
Yale, didn't he?
Come on. No cheerleader
left behind.
Please, Daddy? Please.
She used the "Daddy" card.
She's good.
All right.
ALL SCREECHlNG)
Thank you.
Thank you.
(THANKlNG lN SPANlSH)
GlRL: Five, six, seven, eight.
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYlNG)
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
Are those the Mountain Lions?
lt's the Sea Lions.
And no, those
are the Jaguars.
No. That was a big
bowl of wrong !
(YOWLlNG)
Yeah.
Looks like Dora the
Explorer has a new pal.
Seriously, Cat,
you're like a stalker.
Don't you have anything else,
l don't know, better to do?
Better than watching
you sweat off
a spray tan? Yes, l do.
As a matter of fact,
l'm going to Sea
Lion practice.
They voted me captain.
And you're bragging about it.
What a cheer-barrassment.
Don't act like you didn't
want to be the captain
of the Sea Lions, Avery.
That was way back
when l was into charity.
l'm so over that.
Over.
You're a big muscular girl.
Are you gonna practice
with the Sea Lions, too?
Or just bench press them?
ALL LAUGHlNG)
(EMPHATlCALLY) Wait, wait,
wait. She said you have
grande muscles.
Strong like bull.
Oh. . .
l'm bilingual. Right?
l speak bitch, too.
You got them right, man.
Cheer-brujas. Mean and bony.
Better than fat.
Let's go.
You know. . . ln a sec.
But your girls,
they're coming in too early.
They need to hold
on one, and then. . .
(LAUGHlNG)
Right.
Now train your little
Sea Lions to do that.
Then maybe l'll be impressed.
l'd rather be a Sea Lion,
if this is the best you got.
So, Cat, l'm guessing
your little amiga hasn't seen
the rest of the pod squad yet.
Has she?
They're really good. Really.
Really good.
Your Sea Otters
got skills, right?
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
They have potential.
Really? Where do they keep it?
Why is that girl dancing
with her tongue out?
She said it helps
her concentrate.
l used to have a
dog who did that.
He couldn't cheer either.
Okay. All right, l know
it's bad, but, Christina,
she's got tumbling skills
and Sky has spirit.
And don't forget her mom
won, like, every award.
Like, deep down, she's got
cheerleading in her gut!
Too bad it's not in
her brain or muscles.
We've got some work to do.
Yeah.
Six, seven, eight.
One, two, three. . .
Load it out.
Load it out.
. . .four, five, six,
seven, eight.
One, two, three, four.
High knees. High knees.
Six. You ain't cute.
One, two, three,
four, five, six.
Hey! Hey.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
Four, five, six. One.
(GROANlNG)
GlRL: Are you okay?
You all right, man?
l'd rather eat
underwear and die.
Sweaty, day-old,
butt-wedgie underwear.
Whitney, come back!
She was one of our
best dancers. l mean, l know
that's not saying much,
but what are we
supposed to do now?
l've got an idea.
(DOORBELL RlNGlNG)
(SQUEALlNG)
ln the house!
ALL LAUGHlNG)
(GASPS)
This is nice! You all
should go on Cribs.
Hey, l'm Treyvonetta.
Girl, how many
bedrooms you all got?
Six bedrooms and seven
and a half baths.
We can each have
own our own suite.
(SQUEALlNG) Nice! Sweet!
LlNA: l'll show you a tour.
ALL SCREECHlNG)
Okay, Gloria, Trey
and l are gonna break
it down for you. Okay?
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three and four.
Five, six, seven, eight.
One and two, three and four.
Five, six and roll it out.
One, two, three and give it.
l feel so white.
Me, too.
Like Clay Aiken white.
Okay, okay. Come on, get up.
You know, rhythm has no color.
You know, just shake and jive.
Gonna have some fun.
That's right! Come on.
Shake what your mama gave you.
l mean, we just could keep
the old routine until,
like, after the game.
Or until we graduate.
Look, you want this school
to respect you, right?
Yeah.
ALL: Yeah.
Then you've need to
respect yourselves.
Which means you need
to improve on your skills.
That's right. So let's
drop it like it's hot.
ALL GASP)
Hit it, girl.
Take notes.
Yeah. ls there an
easier version that's
maybe, like, lukewarm?
Sky, this is the easy version.
Now, come on, Sea Lions.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
You can do this.
That's right, come on.
All right. Get into formation.
(SPANlSH SONG
PLAYlNG ON RADlO)
Gloria, look who's here.
Victor!
(SCREAMlNG)
Victor!
You came all the way
out here to see me.
You're my chulita.
l'd follow you anywhere.
That's sweet.
Can you spot me
a twenty for gas?
No!
Damn !
Yo, who's this?
l'm Sky. lt's a
pleasure to meet you.
So you're Lina's sister
from another mister.
l haven't thought
of it like that.
No, no. Not really.
Hey, Lina. Who is that dude
over there checking you out?
Oh !
Go ahead, Lina.
That boy's finer
than baby hair.
Whatever. He's just some guy.
Yeah, right. Evan's,
like, the most popular
guy in school.
Please. l'm not impressed.
Lina, if Malibu Ken
is sweating you,
l can put that fool in
check, real quick.
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
Go get him, papi. You go!
(LAUGHlNG)
Do that.
What's happening?
He's a mess.
What's up, bro?
Dude, is that your ride?
Yeah, foo, cherried-out,
top of the line hydraulics.
What do you know
about that, beach boy?
(LAUGHS)
She's a head turner.
All right. Check this out.
l hope he doesn't
scare him too much.
GLORlA: He'll be good.
He's supposed to scare him,
not be all lovey-dovey.
What?
She's pimped to the max.
Thanks, man.
You know, that's
tight you know how
we roll in East Los.
l'm Victor.
Evan.
What. . . They look like
they're about to hug.
They're hugging.
Dude, that's what happens
when you send a Chihuahua
to do the job of a pit bull.
So, what's up, Evan?
You trying to push up on Lina?
(LAUGHlNG) Dude, l'm trying.
But l swear, every time
l step to her, l say
something stupid.
So, l don't know
how well it's going.
Bro, you just got to know
how to handle these chicas.
You got to be in
charge, homie.
Yeah.
They love that. Come on, man.
l'll show you how it's done.
Come on. Come on, man.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why are they
coming over here?
Wait. Quick, quick,
quick. Lip check.
Lip Smacker. Here.
Perfect. Watermelon.
Thanks.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Gloria. . .
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Let's roll out.
Evan here wants
to holla' at your girl.
Okay. Are you cool?
Yes, whatever.
Okay. We'll wait for
you in the car.
Mmm-hmm.
Quit staring. Come on.
See, that's how you do it.
Come on.
So. . .
So. . .
We should hang out.
Yeah, right.
Your sister would
freak out if she saw us
hanging out together.
Come on. Let her freak.
lt's nothing new.
Okay.
Yeah?
Maybe. l'll think about it.
Okay.
l'll see you at the
game tomorrow.
Yes, you will.
(GlRLS SCREECHlNG)
(CHEERlNG)
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
(CROWD BOOlNG)
Get up, get up, quick.
Give me your hand.
They're even worse than
they were before. l love it.
l knew this would be worth
being late for practice.
Let's put them out
of their misery.
Jaguars.
We can't just walk out.
Hell, no.
Come on.
ALL CHEERlNG)
Jaguars!
Jaguars!
ALL: lf you want to win, yell
with all your might! When we
say "Go," you say "Fight!"
Go!
ALL: Fight!
Go!
Fight!
Malibu Vista!
(CHEERlNG)
This is Sea Lion territory.
Don't ever shake
your conceited Jag
butt over here again.
Excuse me. Then who's supposed
to show our school what
a real squad looks like?
Not this mariachi band.
You're so lucky l found Jesus.
Hey, hey, hey. Okay?
l didn't use my hands.
All right. But you
can't fight girls like this.
They press charges.
Right.
Run away.
(GROWLlNG)
Jaguars.
Emergency practice session?
Yes. As long as it takes.
Lina. Look, l'm sorry
about my sister.
She's. . .
Forgotten.
Okay. Works for me.
Why is your brother talking
to Miss Chiquita Banana?
He's always dating down.
But don't you worry.
l'll fix it.
You know, l need to take
care of some team stuff.
Yeah.
l would, too, if my team got
spanked like that. l'd. . .
l mean, l'll just catch
up with you later.
Okay. l see the
little wheels turning in
your evil little head.
What you thinking?
That we're outnumbered
and unarmed.
lf we were surrounded by
all these people back home,
what would we do?
Pretend to no habla ingles?
Use our white voices?
No.
Call for backup.
Honestly, l was gonna say run.
But let's do that.
Guys, l know exactly
what we need to do.
(SPANlSH SONG PLAYlNG)
Lina, l don't think
this was a good idea.
How do they move
their bodies like that?
Don't be scared, Sky.
Look, l got you looking good.
This is impromptu flavor
school for you guys.
We're about to
loosen you guys up.
What do you mean?
(EXCLAlMlNG)
You'll see.
What's wrong now?
Nothing. l just realized
something.
l just realized Lina
already has two sisters.
She doesn't need me.
Come on, you're being so
Betty Buzzkill right now.
l know you better than anyone
else and it seems to me like
you both need each other.
l have homework.
l should go home.
Sky?
Man, you look hot.
Dance with me, chulita.
Okay.
Christina?
l have a 4.0 GPA.
Leave me alone,
Betty Buzzkill.
Yeah.
Yeah, baby.
Sky, want to dance?
No, thanks.
Come on.
No, l'm good.
You know you want to.
No, l'm good right here.
Thank you.
Sky!
Sky, come on. Let's go.
Sky's in the house.
Come on, girl. Don't be
scared. Shake it. Yeah.
Come on, make us proud, Sky.
(WHOOPlNG)
Look at those hips.
All right.
Lina.
You know, it's called
stalking, Evan.
Yeah?
Let me guess. Your new friend
Victor told you l'd be here.
Yeah, maybe.
You know, but l cannot
believe you didn't invite me
to your little party yourself.
l mean, especially
after l told everyone
how much l like you.
lt's just rude.
You did not.
(BOTH GlGGLE)
No, but l will.
Are you always this corny?
You just make me nervous.
Me?
Yeah.
Why? You're Mr. Popularity.
Come on.
That's what those
other kids see me as.
But you don't. And l dig that.
Christina, why can't we
be more like them?
Because we took
a purity pledge.
But that doesn't mean
we can't be more cool
and hot like they are.
l guess.
Uh-oh.
Yo, what you looking at?
Who, me?
Nothing.
Are you calling
my girl nothing?
l saw the way you
was looking at her.
What way? There was a way?
No, there's no way.
l was just looking.
So you admit you
was looking at me.
All right, l'm gonna show you
something to look at.
Wait. You want to fight me
because l looked at you?
What, did you think
you could just look at my
girl and get away with it?
Uh-uh. We don't
play that here.
Christina, do something.
Lina! Lina! Help!
They're gonna kill Sky!
Wait, hold up. Wait,
what's the problem?
l don't know.
l mean, l was just
looking at her.
And then she came
down the stairs and. . .
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
No! Why, Sky?
Sky, you just can't
be looking at people.
l mean, the last girl that
looked at me needed stitches.
Yo, what's up with your girl,
Lina? Staring like she loco.
You know the deal.
Yeah, l do, but she don't.
She's from Malibu.
Like, people over there just
be looking at each other
for no reason. All the time.
Let me talk to her
and explain it.
She'll be straight. Okay?
Fine. We didn't come
here to fight, no way.
Will somebody tell
me what just happened.
Sky, you can't just be looking
at people any kind of way.
Like, you can glance
at somebody and smile.
But if you stare at them
or you give them one of these.
Or one of these.
That's disrespectful.
And your ass.
You understand, chica?
Yeah. l think so.
Good, next time we
bring you to East LA,
bring your sunglasses.
Yeah. Big ones.
All right, come, honey.
lt's all good.
Everything okay?
Yeah, come on.
SKY: Five, six,
seven, eight. Two.
Five, six, seven, eight. Two.
What's wrong with me?
Two, four.
God. . .
l suck. Great.
Okay. One. . .
Hold your chest up.
What's the use?
l'm nothing like my mother.
Sky, look, l'm sure
that's not true.
Because as much
as l hate to admit it,
l'm a lot like my mom.
l'm opinionated, stubborn. . .
Loud.
Yeah, that, too.
Which means you
have to have a part
of your mom in you.
You really think so?
Yeah, l really do.
Well, would you
help me find her?
Yeah.
Ready? Five, six, seven,
eight. One, two, three, four.
Keep your chest up.
Seven, eight.
One, two, three and sit in it.
Five, six, seven, clap.
That's what l'm
talking about. lt's fun.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
ALL: Here we go! Malibu Vista
on the move. Taking all
you fools to school.
We're caliente.
You know, hot, hot, hot.
We always stay on top.
We make you sweat
'cause we run faster.
Try to catch up
and we say hasta.
ALL CHEERlNG)
Sea Lions! Sea Lions!
Sea Lions! Sea Lions!
Sea Lions!
Sea Lions!
Oh, my God. That was fun.
(EXCLAlMlNG)
Someone just had a cheer-gasm.
What? No!
You guys are crazy.
Don't front, Lina.
She don't need to.
She's already got
Evan's nose wide open.
Whatever.
You know. For real, though.
That boy's nose
is so open you could drive
a truck up those nostrils.
What's this?
lt's a shoe-vite.
l'm having a RDD party
and l want you guys to come.
Look, Avery isn't in
charge of the social
order at Malibu Vista. l am.
And despite the little debacle
at the game the other day,
everyone can see that
Lina is making the
Sea Lions fabulente!
Everybody is talking
about it. So. . .
See you there?
And, please, dress to excess!
Okay, so l'm gonna need
two of these, then. Thank you.
l need a right and
a left. Perfect.
Thanks.
(THANKlNG lN SPANlSH)
New shoes.
Oh, my gosh.
Sweet! Okay, we've just
been jumped into the
Rodeo Drive Divas.
Uh-uh. Hold up. Mama said
l can't be in no gang.
No, it's not a gang.
l mean, well,
not really anyway.
But they are the most
exclusive clique at MV.
l mean, their parties
are legendary.
Look, you've got it twisted.
We're cheerleaders.
They'll be lucky if
we come to their party.
Thank you.
She's right.
l mean, cheerleaders are
supposed to be at the top
of the social food chain.
l wish we could go.
l mean, l would give
my best toe-touch
if l could party
with the RDDs.
Well, l didn't say
we're not going. l mean,
we're cheerleaders,
and we are the party.
ls that right, Sea Lions?
(CHEERlNG)
ALL: Sea Lions! Sea Lions!
Sea Lions! Sea Lions!
VlCTOR: You look
so pretty, mami.
GLORlA: l do?
Yeah, you do.
Baby.
Hey, l cannot believe
that you let Evan drive.
That was so sweet, papi.
Only 'cause he loves
cars as much as me.
But you love me more.
Of course, mija.
Victor, let's go
walk on the beach.
Why?
'Cause it's romantic.
Getting sand in your
shoes, that ain't romantic.
That's why you'll
never get none.
Let's go, then.
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)
Okay.
So, l got invited to
that Divas party, too.
You want to go together?
Evan, if we go together,
people are gonna talk.
l already know what people are
saying. l don't care, really.
Wait, wait.
What have you heard?
No, let me guess.
Your sister who told you
l'm some puta chasing
after a rich white boy.
Don't get caught up
in Avery's drama, please.
No. You don't get it.
No, you don't get my sister.
She has to dominate
everything.
For instance,
when she didn't get
Sea Lion captain,
she cried for three days.
For real?
Yeah.
So, l guess when Avery's
mean to you, it means
she sees you as a threat.
Well, thanks for
telling me that.
Then go to the party with me.
Only if you practice
your salsa.
What?
l thought l had a
pretty decent salsa.
No.
So, l'm not the best dancer.
But l hope you think
l'm better at this.
(SEAGULLS CAWlNG)
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
Okay, so. . .
Okay.
That totally spoiled
the mood, huh?
Yeah.
Last one to the ocean.
l'll beat you.
No, you won't.
(ROCK BALLAD PLAYlNG)
What is she doing?
Nice salsa hips, sea monkey.
Yeah, you should go
on Dancing With the Tards.
Don't run away.
Mess with my squad
and you mess with me,
Avery. Leave Sky alone.
Gladly, if you'll leave
my brother alone.
Your brother and
l like each other.
Sky wants nothing
to do with you.
The feeling is mutual.
Avery, the United
Nations is boring me.
Anyway, we have
All Star practice.
Unlike you. Bye.
Kick rocks.
You know, they're not
gonna stop until somebody
puts a foot up their spanks.
Bump it. l'll do the time.
Wait, wait, wait.
l got an idea.
Put cream depilatories
in their hair conditioner?
No, let's take
them on for real.
At the All Star Championship.
(SCREAMlNG)
l like that. That works.
Come on, girl, smile.
Don't be nervous.
You know what we could do?
We could do a. . .
Yeah, but. . .
Look, the only way we're
going to shut Avery up is if
we beat her on her own turf.
And the only way to do that
is to become All Stars.
You mean, we won't be
Sea Lions anymore?
No, we'll still cheer
for the school,
but we're gonna have
to double up our practices
to be ready for the
Spirit Championship.
ALL GROANlNG)
Hey! Hey, wouldn't it be worth
it if it'll crush the Jags?
She's right. l mean,
l secretly plot their demise
like a comic book villain,
and that's not healthy.
Lina's way is better.
But don't we need a
gym to sponsor us?
Let me worry about that.
All l want to know is
if you guys are down,
because we need to take
this to the next level.
Yeah ! And then cut the
brakes on those Jags,
and watch them
crash and burn. . .
Okay, minus the
crazy part, that's
exactly the spirit we need.
So do you guys feel it?
Who wants to win?
Yeah !
ALL: Sea Lions!
What about it, Sky?
What do you think?
l think
it's time to bring it.
KAYLA ON PHONE: Like, pick up.
Like, pick up. Like...
Avery speaking.
Aren't you lucky?
Guess what Tila Tequila
and her Sea Lions are
up to now.
Kayla, Tila Tequila
isn't Latin.
But tequila's Mexican, right?
Yeah, but she's like, Asiany.
Whatever.
Anyway, word
on the blog is they're
becoming an All Star team.
Get out.
(LAUGHlNG) And there's more.
They're going to compete
in the Spirit Championship.
Hello?
Yeah.
Wait,
you're not sweating
those wannabes, are you?
Of course not.
They're just a joke.
Look, l'll see you tomorrow.
One last thing.
My sources tell me
that Evan is taking
little Lina Lambada
to the RDD party.
(GRUNTS lN FRUSTRATlON)
You asked Cat to
the RDD party?
Let it go, Avery.
Evan, she's a
freaking Sea Lion.
So now the truth comes out.
lt was never about
her mother, was it?
Look, Evan, you're
a nice guy, which is why
you're blind and stupid.
Now that the little Sea Lions
think that they're All Stars,
Cat's just using you
to psych me out.
But, l've seen them practice.
You might want to go back on
your meds, because your Jags,
they have some
serious competition.
Not in my worst cheer-mare.
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYlNG)
Well, well, looks like you
ladies better get ready for
the championship, huh?
The thought of the Sea Lions
in the Spirit Championships
makes me ill.
Kayla, honey,
that's sushi, not an Oreo.
Ahi helps me think.
About what?
l have a friend
who's been on the MV
waiting list for months.
So?
So l wonder, how did
those Sea Lion ringers
get approved so quickly?
Well, l thought it was
obvious. Pure talent.
Evan, go away.
Okay, bye.
Someone snuck them in.
OMFG !
Kayla, they're
illegal cheer-migrants.
Evan is really good.
Yeah, he knows.
So, l'll pick you up
tomorrow, okay?
Okay. ls it cool if
Sky rolls with us?
She doesn't have a date.
Yeah. Of course it's cool.
l feel like Cinderella.
Yeah, me, too.
l mean, the guy, the guy. . .
You know, Charming?
Yeah, that guy, yeah.
So, tomorrow.
Okay, see you.
Perfect.
All right, guys, you ready?
Let's do this.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
Five, six, seven, eight.
Bring it up.
And roll it around.
What?
Sky, what's wrong?
Why is you dad talking
to the principal?
All right, but l want
to be the one. . .
l don't know.
What's wrong?
Gloria, Treyvonetta,
you need to come
with me, please.
Henry, what's wrong?
Look, there's no easy
way to say this, Lina.
The Board has revoked
their transfer approval
effective immediately.
That's not fair.
lf anyone should
be punished, it's us.
Look, girls, if there was
anything l could do,
you know l would've.
Now, you know l would've.
l'm sorry, but. . .
Let's just go, girls.
Peace.
Out, you all.
GlRL: Take care.
Lina!
You jealous bitch.
You ratted us out.
lt's a good thing you
can't touch me, because
you could be expelled
just like your
little home girls.
Don't blame Avery for
getting them deported.
One more word from you,
and l will herkie
you in the throat.
You forgot you can't reach me.
lt's okay, Kayla. l'll gladly
take the credit for clubbing
those baby seals.
Hey, Cheer-ella De Vil,
there's a big difference
between seals and
sea lions, you know.
Hey, goofazon. l don't care.
Post it for your BFF on your
fungus-filled Facebook page.
You are seriously
trying to catch an
All Star beat down.
lt's okay, Lina. Calm down.
lt's not worth it.
Let's go say goodbye
to our friends.
And say bye-bye
to the Spirit Championships
while you're at it.
Bye-bye.
BOY: Bye, losers.
Hey! What are you
doing out here?
You have to get
ready for the party.
l'm not going.
lt doesn't feel right
without my girls.
They should be here.
lt's not fair.
No, it's not,
but look at it this way.
Do you think they
would want you sitting
here feeling sad
and miss out on your
first real date with Evan?
l don't know.
(LAUGHlNG) Come on, you know
what they would say.
And l can hear Gloria
and Trey now,
"Mami, you better
handle that double
dip of vanilla caliente!"
"Shoot, 'cause if you don't,
l'm a push up on you, girl.
"Real talk."
(LAUGHlNG) Okay.
Okay, that was so scary.
All right, l'll go,
as long as you promise
to never do that again.
Okay.
And to never wear
that again. What. . .
You need a fashion
intervention. Let's get to
work on this. What is this?
Mami! Come on.
(ROCK BALLAD PLAYlNG)
Up.
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)
Wow. lt doesn't
even look like me.
lt looks like. . .
Your mom. l noticed that, too.
Okay.
Got it?
lt's so curly.
You look cute. Don't worry.
Wait. l almost forgot.
Here. l want you to have this.
My mom's team gave it to her.
She was a really
good captain, too.
Sky, l can't take this.
No, no, no, no.
She'd want you to have it.
She would've really liked you.
lt'll look really nice
with my outfit tonight.
Oh, my God.
What?
l got to get ready.
Okay, go, go, go.
Whoa!
Yeah.
You look amazing.
Thanks.
To be honest, l think that
every time l see you.
Too corny?
Yeah. But l like it.
(CLEARlNG THROAT)
Sorry, but if l don't start
dancing soon, then these
heels are so not worth it.
Okay, let's go.
No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
We've gotta take a picture.
Catalina.
All right.
Get in there, now, okay.
Close, now.
Now, say, "l'm with stupid !"
l'm with stupid !
ALL LAUGH)
Perfect.
Okay.
Bye, honey.
Have fun. You look great.
Drive carefully.
Bye, Mommy.
Adios. Bye.
Hi.
Christina, you look hot.
Just hot? Because l was
going for sizzling.
(HlSSlNG)
Mmm-hmm.
Definitely sizzling.
Thanks, but. . .
That was definitely
not sanitary.
(SQUEALlNG)
Trey?
How are you?
Hey, baby.
Sky, you did this?
Yes, l wanted to surprise you.
EVAN: How are you?
Good to see you.
What's up, Evan?
Wait. This is my
song. Shall we?
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
Look at her.
She acts like
she owns this world.
She'll never be like us.
Oh, oh !
Like mother, like daughter.
Shut up, Avery.
You shut up.
lgnore her.
Hey, you okay?
l can handle her.
(DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
ALL: Oh !
l'm sorry. ls there
a waiting list for
this spot, too?
Look around, Cat.
You don't belong here.
First your mother.
And now your
little ghetto friends.
l'm sorry, but l don't think
you're going to be happy
until there's
drive-bys and chickens
in the front yard !
Go back to the barrio,
where you belong !
Go.
Go, bye.
BOY: Peace out!
What, Evan?
No, let Evan talk to her.
l don't know what to do.
lt's okay. Ear-muffs!
Ear-muffs!
Come on. Let me give
her just one good left hook.
Lina, wait! Come on.
Leave me a glass
slipper or something.
lt's not funny, Evan.
Okay, okay. l'm sorry.
Listen, what Avery did back
there was pure evil. l know.
You know, she's the
reason my friends got
kicked out of school.
Oh, my God.
What? You saw what
she did back there.
l'm not defending her, okay?
But they did break a rule.
And? Rules get
broken all the time.
But, come on, that
doesn't make it right.
Of course you'd
be on Avery's side.
Come on.
What? Did you narc
them out, too?
How can you say that?
You know, l guess
l'm just another
chica gone loca, right?
You know how wild
and hot-blooded we are!
Now you do sound crazy.
Then leave me alone,
Evan. We're done.
Really?
l mean it.
Lina. . .
Wait, wait, wait.
G, yo, come pick me up.
What?
Take me back to East LA.
l'm staying with you.
No, Lina. You can't leave.
LINA: Why? What...
The Spirit Championship?
The Sea Lions will be
fine without me, okay?
All you have to do
is find another chica
from East LA.
You know it's not like that.
Look, we're sisters.
l'm your hermana, too.
Avery's right.
l don't belong here.
l'm sorry, Sky,
l can't be your
captain anymore.
lt's yours.
Lina, yo,
we want you back, but you
cannot desert the Sea Lions.
We all worked too hard
to make them good.
They'll be fine.
You know that ain't true.
Lina, if you bail on them,
they are going to fall apart.
Just like the East LA squad.
Lina, that sucked.
l can't go back.
l'll look stupid.
Yeah, but you gotta.
You're the captain.
l hate you guys!
And we miss you, too, boo.
Now, go ahead. Do us right.
Come on.
l'm not replacing the girls.
We don't have enough time.
We'll just rework
the routines. Okay?
(ROCK BALLAD PLAYlNG)
l have bad news.
We are turning in our
pom poms. Sorry. We're done.
Later. Peace.
Guys. . .
They hate me.
What? Why?
They said it's hard enough
to keep their grades up,
my routines are too hard,
and that the extra practice
is sending their GPAs
into a downward spiral.
So, we only have half
an All Star squad now.
So, what are we going to do?
l don't know.
l'm still trying to find a gym
around here, but they all
sponsor other squads.
Are you gonna give up?
And let Avery win? Never.
Hey, Cat,
you're dreaming
if you still think
you have a shot
at winning the
Spirit Championships.
Yeah, it's a competition.
Not a siesta.
Back off, skanks,
before l slap that
cheer out of your mouth.
l mean, you think you can
just roll up on us without
even thinking about it?
Yo, yo, we don't
play that game.
And l am so sick of
you fronting like
you were stunting.
You know what?
As a matter of fact. . .
No, no, no, no, Sky. . .
This is not gonna be good.
This is not gonna be good.
But it's gonna be on.
Check it, l got this.
So, watch what
you're looking at.
Sky. l got this.
Watch what you're looking at.
For real. Just chill. Chill.
Someone's getting
a little ghetto.
Go practice that Zen thing.
Who took the spirit
stick out of your butt?
Look, Avery, Evan was right.
The only reason you
sweat me is because you
know that l can beat you.
No, that just means
Evan was wrong
about two things.
Choosing you and doubting me.
l don't think so.
No, that's right. You
wouldn't. Because, see, you
don't think like an All Star.
Come on.
Don't touch me.
What did that cheer-ial
killer mean by that?
Don't know.
Don't have time
to think about it.
Look, l am canceling practice.
We're going to meet
after school, though.
Why?
We're going on a field trip.
l knew we should've
took the bus.
Where are we?
Some of my squad still
volunteer here every week.
And l called Gloria
and she said a bunch
of them will be here today.
(GlGGLlNG)
(SPANlSH SONG PLAYlNG)
ALL: LA! East LA! East LA!
Lina!
What's up, girl?
l miss you, too.
Lina, why are we here?
Because l've got the
best idea l've ever had.
Gloria got this gym
to sponsor us as All Stars!
l know!
All we got to do is
combine Sea Lions
with East LA,
and we could become
a dream team !
Look, Avery was right.
All Star squads are nothing
like high school squads.
lt doesn't matter
where you live.
We can cheer together
and become a whole
new All Star team.
l've been trying to tell you.
Okay, l know
l wasn't thinking.
Sea Lions, come on,
get into formation !
(SlGHS)
See? My routine has a serious
Latin and hip hop feel,
and no matter how hard l try,
they still don't get it.
"My routine?" Lina, you're
the one who needs to get it.
What?
You are trying
to make them us.
No, l'm trying
to make them good.
Look, Lina, you know
that every cheerleader
has their strengths.
Use them. Stop trying
to make the Sea Lions
something they're not.
Use Christina's
gymnastic skills.
And nobody has better
facials than Sky.
And she's stupid flexible.
Maybe we can up the difficulty
on all the stunts.
Yo, it'd be tight if we added
another pyramid sequence.
And a load into a 2-1 -1 ?
And look,
since the party, they got
some rhythm in their hips.
Maybe l can get Victor
to teach them some
of their boxing moves.
Girl, yo, that would be dope.
We're about to have
an All Star routine
that's off the chain.
No one's going to think
to break it down like this.
Nobody.
Okay. All right.
Okay, Sea Lions,
are you guys ready
to be All Stars?
You guys down with it?
ALL CHEERlNG)
Okay, Y to the yes!
You know, we can
come here to practice.
ALL: Dream Team,
let's get to work!
(SPANlSH SONG PLAYlNG)
Excuse me.
l like you, Lina.
l like that you're
stubborn and competitive.
Because you're talented.
And that you're an
insanely beautiful klutz.
You know, and l like
how you brush me off
but at the same time
you make me feel
like you're into it
and that maybe
l have a chance.
You know, and the fact that
you think you're so different
and out of place here.
But in all reality,
you're just being yourself.
And the way you look at me,
l mean, l feel like
you actually see me.
And most of all,
l like that l can be
myself around you.
ALL: Ooh !
Everybody got that?
Yeah, l got that.
We heard every word.
BOTH: We're putting it
on YouTube!
Good.
Now it's on you.
Evan, what was that?
l thought we
talked about this.
Yeah, l love you, too, sis.
Are you trying
to ruin my life?
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
ALL CHANTlNG)
(YELLlNG EXClTEDLY)
Don't worry,
it's only cheerleading !
Look who's barrio
fabulous again.
What are they doing here?
You were right, Avery.
l wasn't thinking
like an All Star.
But you know what?
What?
Now l'm thinking
like a winner.
Honestly, l'm glad
they're here,
because when you're
an All Star you want to
compete against the best.
And you guys are. . .
(LAUGHlNG)
l'm so sorry. l really
thought that l could say
that with a straight face.
But the truth is
you're still losers.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
l don't speak Taco Bell menu.
So, what does that mean?
Bring it!
ALL HlSSlNG)
Hey, guys.
l'm Giuliana Rancic here for
E! Entertainment News,
at the All Star
Spirit Championship.
Cheerleaders from all over
have come right here
to see which squad is
the best of the best.
So get ready
for one of the fiercest
cheerleading competitions
you have ever seen.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
(CHEERlNG)
Whoa!
All right, take a bow.
What? Dream Team !
The teams moving on
to the finals tomorrow are
Glendale,
the Jaguars,
the California All Stars,
and the Malibu Dream Team!
ALL CHEERlNG)
The heat is on.
And we're gonna
be back tomorrow,
to see who takes home
the coveted All Star
Spirit Championship trophy.
Thanks, Henry.
For everything.
Great. Now he's gonna
love you forever.
Giuliana Rancic
here for E! News.
And we are just moments
away from the final
rounds in the second day
of the All Star
Spirit Championship.
The teams to watch for
are newcomers the
Malibu Dream and the returning champion,
All Star Jaguars.
Both teams bring
very different styles
to this competition.
And from what l've seen,
it is gonna come down
to heart versus experience.
(CHEERlNG)
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
ALL CHEERlNG)
That was a fantastic
performance by the
All Star Jaguars,
but this David and Goliath
story is far from over.
Up next, the
Malibu Dream Team.
You see all those
people out there?
They believe in us.
This is the Spirit
Championship, and l ain't
leaving without a bracelet.
Y'all down?
ALL: Yeah !
(WHOOPlNG)
You okay?
l just wish she were here.
Your mother's always here.
ln your heart.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
(CHEERlNG)
ALL CHANTlNG)
Dream Team ! Dream Team !
Wow, those were two
outstanding performances.
Now let's see what
the judges have decided.
lt's official.
The best of the best are
the Malibu Dream Team !
ALL CHEERlNG)
ALL CHANTlNG)
Dream Team ! Dream Team !
Dream Team ! Dream Team !
The crowd is going crazy.
lt is an official upset.
The best of the best,
the winners of the
All Star Spirit Championship
and the team that has
captured the nation's heart,
is the Malibu Dream Team.
(CRYlNG)
So, is this the part
where we kiss and make up?
Cat, bite me.
l know. l know. Losing sucks.
lt's mine.
Come on, Lina,
let's go take a picture.
LlNA: Now l have
all my sisters.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
With me
The way
With me
I try to get to you
How far
I gotta get to you
Smiling beautiful
First sight
I'm gonna tell him the truth
lt took a little while
to realize
I was falling for you
'Cause all l see is your face
You really blow me away
With all that you do
And if I see you again
I'll take you into my hands
I'm calling out say
Take my heart
I'll let you lead the way
I gotta get to you
Stars are lost
without you here with me
I gotta get to you
No matter how far
I gotta get to you
Wherever you are
I gotta get to you
I wake up to
the break of sunlight
You are in my head
It's like you put
a hole in my mind
Though we haven't met
Now all I see is your face
You really blow me away
I got to have you
And if I see you again
I'll take you into my hands
I'm calling out say
Take my heart
I'll let you lead the way
I gotta get to you
Stars are lost
without you here with me
I gotta get to you
No matter how far
I gotta get to you
Wherever you are
I gotta get to you
Now I'm waiting
you've got me anticipating
Look at me falling for you
Take me now
you know I'm waiting
Look at me anticipating
Look at me falling for you
Now or never forever
Take it to another level
I wanna be with you
I wanna be with you
Now or never forever
Take it to another level
Come on l'm waiting
for you, you
Take my heart
I'll let you lead the way
I gotta get to you
Stars are lost
without you here with me
I gotta get to you
No matter how far
No matter how far
I gotta get to you
Wherever you are
Wherever you may be
Take my heart
I'll let you lead the way
I gotta get to you
Stars are lost
without you here with me
I gotta get to you
No matter how far
I gotta get to you
Wherever you are
I gotta get to you
ALL LAUGHlNG)
LlNA: We're gonna be
real Rough Riders
in the building.
You know, l ain't stopping
until our high school squad
is an All Star squad.
Are you all down?
We've got your back, Lina.
Yeah, girl, we tighter
than a new weave.
Go! Fight! Kill !
l mean, win !
Where you going,
cheer-quitas?
The Spirit Championship.
That's where the baddest
All Star squads go to compete.
You don't look like
no All Stars, ma.
(LAUGHS)
Well, we're not. Yet.
But we will be.
Then l guess you
ain't got one of these.
(GASPS)
That's an All Star
bracelet. But. . .
Only the best of the best
cheerleaders win those.
How did you get one?
How you think?
You probably stole it.
l know you did.
Whatever.
(UPBEAT HlP-HOP MUSlC PLAYlNG)
(STUDENTS CHEERlNG)
That's going on right here.
Come on, bring it.
ALL CHEERlNG)
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
ALL CHEERlNG)
Catalina!
No, mami!
Lina, what are you doing?
She married the gabacho!
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
Stop! You're
ruining everything !
ALL LAUGHlNG)
(SQUEALlNG) Stop!
What's going on here?
(DlSTORTED) Cheer your
little barrio hearts out!
But Lina's coming to
live with me and my
daughter in Malibu !
ALL SHOUTlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY)
No!
(GROANS)
lt was just a dream.
lt was just a bad dream.
(SlGHS)
Now the real nightmare begins.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Let me help you
with that, Wife.
Thank you, Husband.
l know we sound silly,
but l'll never get
tired of hearing it.
And l'll never get
tired of saying it.
(GROANS lN DlSGUST)
l'm glad l skipped breakfast.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Lina, you don't have to go
to school today, honey.
Actually, yes, l do.
lt's my last day in East LA,
and as captain,
l need to handle
some squad business.
l can give you
a ride if you want.
Mmm-mmm.
No. l'd rather walk.
Or get dragged by a bus.
Lina, be nice.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
Look, l'm gonna be
late. l have to go.
All right. Bye.
Sorry.
Oh. No, no, no. Honey, listen,
you got to give her a
little time. She'll adjust.
Then we'll be one big happy
family. l promise. Okay?
l hate him.
And his daughter,
she creeps me out.
She's like way too
Single White Female.
She's probably just
mad excited about
having a new sister.
Treyvonetta, come on.
Sky is not my sister.
Not by cheer,
blood or marriage.
l feel you, Lina,
but for real though,
girl, you can't
complain about
moving to Malibu.
You about to be living large.
Yeah, right.
Uh-oh. Love birds alert.
Wassup?
Trey and Lina are
here, okay? l got to go.
Come on, mija,
you know l love you.
As much as you love this car?
Hey,
at least she lets me get
under the hood. You don't.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
Watch it, girl.
Oh ! l will watch it.
You don't want none of
these Golden Gloves.
TREY: Get him, G.
Easy, Oscar de la Ha-Ha.
And you'd better not be
late picking me up.
What did l tell you about
bossing me around in front of
your girly girls like that?
At 4:30, Victor.
(SCOFFS) You can't
tell me what to do.
l'm a man.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
l'll be here at 4: 1 5 to
pick up your little pom poms.
Hey, make sure you two
watch over my baby
girl for me, all right?
Victor, go.
We got this. Go.
ln the Gloria-mobile.
This is so messed up, man !
l mean, now we're never
gonna get to be All Stars
without you, Lina.
No, no, no.
We're going to be All Stars.
These quickie marriages,
they never last. l'll be back.
Okay, so if you're so sure
you're gonna be back,
then why don't you just
come and stay with me?
Because my mom
thinks that going
to school in Malibu
is the best thing that
ever happened to me.
She's like, "You'll get a
better education. lt's safe.
l won't have to worry."
Seriously, what is
there to worry about?
Besides, this is the
first year our squad is
actually tight enough
to become real All Stars.
ALL SQUEALlNG)
That's what l'm
talking about.
Show everyone we're for real.
See, that's what
l'm talking about.
l want you to be
captain while l'm gone.
Mmm-hmm. Me?
Captain? Yeah. Why?
Because, besides me,
like, you have the
most cheer experience.
That is true, G.
You probably came out the
womb like this, "Give me a. . ."
(lMlTATES BABY CRYlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
That looks like me.
But l don't do captain,
all right? l hate being
in charge, man.
Whatever, you the one
that got Victor wrapped
around your baby finger.
Yeah.
l think you can handle it.
That's because l've got
something Victor wants.
But he ain't gonna get it.
He ain't gonna get it!
Okay, you guys, the new
beginning until the
ripple goes like this.
We're gonna change it now.
lt starts with the same arm,
same leg.
lt goes one, two, three, four.
Girls go back on five.
(YAWNlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
Hit six, six, seven
then eight. Ripple style.
Yeah, let's try that
with the music. Ready?
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
Five, six, seven, eight.
Go one, two, three, four.
Go back, six. . .
ALL LAUGH)
This is a cheer-wreck.
Yeah, our girl is
dying over there.
l feel like a witness
to a cheer-icide.
You think she'll get better?
Hell no.
(CHATTERlNG)
Really!
Listen, you all need
to drop the attitude,
because while l'm gone,
Gloria is gonna
be the captain.
ALL PROTESTlNG)
Okay, it's like that, huh?
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
(GROANS lN DlSGUST)
That's not very captain-like.
Oh ! l'm sorry. My bad.
Look, if we want to be
All Stars, then we need to
practice like All Stars. Okay?
Now let's do this. Line up.
Yeah, okay.
Keep it loose.
Oh ! This ought to be good.
Charmaine, don't forget,
pop on six, not seven.
Five, six,
seven, eight. Music.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
Right. Okay.
Remember, All Stars,
that's what we want.
Yes. Yes.
All right. Pick it up.
Okay, this is tight.
This is tight, ladies.
Now, out!
ln you go, hard.
That was hot. Go.
Bring it in.
Come on.
East LA! East LA!
East LA! East LA!
ALL CHEERlNG)
ln your face.
But they couldn't do
that five minutes ago.
What's this?
Just a little something
so you won't forget us.
Come on, guys,
l can't forget you.
You're my cheer sisters.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
l miss you guys already.
(SlGHS)
Come back soon,
you know, Lina. Real soon.
Catalina, mi amor, mi amor.
lt's time to go.
(SLOW SONG PLAYING)
East Los.
LlNA: Forever.
TREY: Don't forget
us, Lina. We love you.
So, how many
families live here?
One. But it just
doubled in size.
Now, listen, l want you both
to feel really comfortable
here. Mi casa es su casa.
Thanks, Enrique.
Come on, that's not how
Henry pronounces his name.
lt's okay. She can call
me whatever she wants.
Really? Well how about. . .
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
Only if you can
say it in church.
Well that's really gonna
limit my vocabulary.
(LAUGHlNG)
Wow!
This is my room?
l don't think l belong
here, you guys.
Oh. . .
Oh. No. Now that's bootleg.
How are they gonna have
a broken toilet right
next to a new one?
(LAUGHS)
lt's not a toilet, Lina.
lt's a bidet.
A. . . What?
A bidet.
You use it to wash your. . .
No, no, no.
That's nasty. How. . .
l don't even drink out
of a public fountain.
You expect me to use that?
Oh ! l told Dad you were funny.
Thanks, Sky, but your
dad doesn't know me.
He doesn't really even
know my mother, either.
Maybe, but l don't
think it really matters.
He said with lsabel,
it was love at first sight.
(SMlRKS)
You mean first
he saw her culata.
And then he saw her tetas.
What?
Nothing.
Anyway, we're sisters now.
l have always wanted a sister.
lt's gonna to take
more than a marriage license
to be considered sisters.
Yeah, l know that.
Even the Brady
Bunch had issues.
Right.
Anyway, l'm supposed
to tell you dinner's ready.
You know what, l'm good.
l'm actually kind of tired.
lt's been a long day.
Okay.
Unfortunately.
(SNlFFlNG)
Remember, work on the sync
in the table top combination
and make sure that
Trey sticks her full back.
Yeah, okay. No problem.
Hey, what's it like there?
Lifestyles of the
Rich and Annoying.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
You have to see this!
This girl's room is
like a cheer-seum.
Her mother won championships
three times!
Wow! Oye, guey,
that girl must have
cheerleading in her blood.
From what l've seen,
l think it skipped
a generation.
Looking for me?
Girl, l got to go.
ls this you and your mom?
Yeah.
Wow.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
She must have been
an amazing cheerleader.
Don't! l really don't like
people touching her stuff.
Sorry.
lt's fine.
lt's no problem. Here.
Okay. Come on.
You don't want to be late
for your first day of school.
Right, because being
the new kid is so much fun.
SKY: Yeah. So the pool and
the stadium are over there.
And you can get vegan
or sushi for lunch.
And. . .
Oh.
That's the Tai Chi class,
which doesn't
count for PE credit.
Go figure.
Who are they?
Malibu Jaguars.
All Star squad.
They belong to the
cheerleading gym
across the street,
but unfortunately some of
them go to school here.
The Jaguars?
They won the Spirit
Championship last year.
SKY: Avery's the captain.
Now, she's a hater.
A Sea Lion hater.
Why?
She used to be one of us
but we didn't vote
her captain, so she quit.
She took all of our best
cheerleaders with her.
Hey, you just can't
just walk up to them.
Watch me.
Avery?
The Jaguars were sick
last year at the
Spirit Championship.
l'm sorry,
no autographs today.
No, look, look, l'm not
a groupie. l'm Catalina.
My East LA squad
is like this close to
becoming All Stars, too.
Wow! And l'm like
this close to caring.
l bet you'll care when
we take that bracelet
away from you this year.
Cute.
But then you'd
have to beat us.
And that's just not happening.
Like her outfit.
Was l talking to you?
Excuse me.
No, no, no. No time
for cat fights, Kayla.
As a matter of fact, Cat,
why don't you go back
to East LA? Just go south,
and when you start to
smell poverty, you're home.
Excuse me, but, Lina,
she lives here now.
Wait. Your mother's
that Mexican maid who
married Sky's daddy.
She doesn't look Mexican.
For your information,
we're Cuban-American.
Fascinating.
And my mother was a waitress.
A maid with tips.
You know, y'all are lucky that
my girls are not here, because
if they were here, we. . .
You know what, save
the urban drama, Cat.
After all, you're
the lucky one.
l mean, you got to
meet real All Stars today.
They give Malibu-Americans
a bad name.
(STUDENTS CHATTERlNG)
(EXCLAlMlNG)
And guess what.
Game over. We won by two.
(LAUGHlNG)
Oh ! That's gross.
l'm sorry. And you are?
Lina. Who are you?
l'm surprised you
have to ask. l'm Evan.
Well, Evan, you
have a booger.
Uh. . .
(BELL RlNGS)
Hi.
So, we just figured
out your style.
So are these old clothes?
Are they supposed
to be vintage?
No, more like
homeless couture.
Look, l don't care what
you label whores think.
Where l'm from, this is tight.
But you're here now,
and you kind of stand
out like bad teeth.
Look, if you guys want
to take this outside,
we can do this.
Hold up, jalapeo.
Yeah, Cat.
You know, it's one thing
to be a fashion don't,
but unless you want
them to give you
a permanent facial,
don't threaten me.
You must be Lina.
Yeah, and who are you?
l'm Sky's friend,
Christina. Yeah,
we're on the squad together.
You're a cheerleader?
(WEAKLY) Go Sea Lions.
(LAUGHS) Look, no offense,
but you sound like you've
had a cheer-botomy.
How come people always say
"No offense" right before
they offend you?
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
(SlGHS) Look, it's been a. . .
No offense, Lina,
but you're just like them.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
(CHATTERlNG)
(DlALlNG)
Hey, Lina.
Tell me you guys nailed
the Liberty combination !
We have to hit every stunt.
Lina, Hold on.
Victor, enough with
the up and down.
You really want to see my
up and down? Okay, babe.
Girl, we got a problem.
No. Don't tell me that,
Gloria. Step up!
Make them practice harder.
l did, but. . .
Motivate them ! lnspire them !
There's nobody left
to inspire, all right?
Everybody quit.
l mean, of course,
except Trey.
My team quit? Why?
Because. Lina, l'm not you.
All right?
And they don't think that
l can make them
AII Stars, and honestIy,
neither do l. l'm sorry.
lt's okay. l know you. . .
l know you tried.
l really did.
But, hey, it's not all bad,
you know. You still get
to be Princess Lina.
Living in Malibu.
ALL: Jaguars!
ALL CHEERlNG)
(SlGHS)
lt ain't all good here,
mi hermana.
Look, l got to bounce.
My bus is here.
She just hung up.
Sorry about your team.
l'll deal with it later.
Sure.
But if you wanna keep up your
skills until then, we have
a spot on the Sea Lions.
Are you serious?
My squad ain't even
cold yet and you're
already cheer-jocking me?
You're right.
l'm so sorry. l. . .
Why did you say that to Sky?
Why? lt's not like
she's my real sister.
At least in East LA
l had family.
You have family here
now, too, Lina.
And Sky's been through
so much already.
How would you feel
if you lost me?
All right, l guess
l'll try to be nicer.
You're gonna do
a lot more than try.
You're gonna be joining
the Sea Lions.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
Trying out, huh?
No, just checking things out.
That's cool.
You know, they kind of suck
after my sister quit.
(SlGHS)
No. You're Avery's brother?
Not in her fan club, huh?
l'm starting my own club.
lt's called the League of
Avery Can Kiss My Butt.
Yeah? Well, you won't
be the only member.
(EVAN LAUGHS)
You know, every
pretty girl doesn't have
to be a cheerleader.
l mean, the stuff they
do is way hard anyway.
lt's not that hard.
Oh. No?
Okay, that's easy
for a non-cheerleader to say.
Okay.
(BOTH LAUGH)
So what's your thing?
You play ball?
Maybe.
Think you can step?
Here, take a shot. Really.
No, no, no, really this time.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Go ahead. Right there.
(GASPS)
l'm so sorry.
Sorry, coach.
You think l'm a
klutz, don't you?
Maybe a little.
Come here.
This is how you shoot.
That's it.
(LAUGHS)
lt's perfect.
Peep this.
Okay.
Lina! Hey, you came!
(EXCLAlMlNG EXClTEDLY)
Good news. You made the team.
Let's face it,
she is the team.
And we voted
you team captain.
But you're captain.
Yeah. By default, and l suck.
But you are really good.
Yeah.
You could fix us.
You know, l thought
l can do this, but no.
Come on.
Come on.
Use your powers for good.
l mean, we do cheer
at, like, all of Evan's games.
Yeah.
So? l don't care about him.
(LAUGHS) Right.
We'll pretend like
we believe that.
Please, Lina, we will work
really hard. Because we could
be really good. l promise.
l'd settle for upright.
Good luck with that.
We still have to
fill another spot.
You could fill it with whoever
you want to. lt could be
somebody good. l just. . .
Yeah? Like who?
You swear to help me out?
l will do whatever it takes.
Okay, l'm in.
ALL CHEERlNG)
(DOORBELL RlNGS)
Yes? Can l help you?
(SCREAMlNG) Lina!
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)
Meet the newest
member of our squad.
Go, Sea Crabs!
Sea Lions.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
You said to make
more of an effort.
Oye, guey, you got
one smoking casa!
Thank you.
Okay. Henry's kindness
is no excuse for you to take
advantage of him, Lina!
Not even a little?
Gloria, tu mama,
she must be
worried about you.
l almost forgot.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
She's got to go to work,
but she'll call you in
the morning to thank you.
l have a boyfriend.
Mama thinks this is like
putting me in the Virginity
Protection Program.
You do realize that there's
a waiting list at MV, right?
Dad, can't you, like,
dialog with the principal?
Dialog? Please tell me
you're not teaching
her hood talk.
Come on, Dad.
Strings get pulled
all the time.
George Bush got into
Yale, didn't he?
Come on. No cheerleader
left behind.
Please, Daddy? Please.
She used the "Daddy" card.
She's good.
All right.
ALL SCREECHlNG)
Thank you.
Thank you.
(THANKlNG lN SPANlSH)
GlRL: Five, six, seven, eight.
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYlNG)
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
Are those the Mountain Lions?
lt's the Sea Lions.
And no, those
are the Jaguars.
No. That was a big
bowl of wrong !
(YOWLlNG)
Yeah.
Looks like Dora the
Explorer has a new pal.
Seriously, Cat,
you're like a stalker.
Don't you have anything else,
l don't know, better to do?
Better than watching
you sweat off
a spray tan? Yes, l do.
As a matter of fact,
l'm going to Sea
Lion practice.
They voted me captain.
And you're bragging about it.
What a cheer-barrassment.
Don't act like you didn't
want to be the captain
of the Sea Lions, Avery.
That was way back
when l was into charity.
l'm so over that.
Over.
You're a big muscular girl.
Are you gonna practice
with the Sea Lions, too?
Or just bench press them?
ALL LAUGHlNG)
(EMPHATlCALLY) Wait, wait,
wait. She said you have
grande muscles.
Strong like bull.
Oh. . .
l'm bilingual. Right?
l speak bitch, too.
You got them right, man.
Cheer-brujas. Mean and bony.
Better than fat.
Let's go.
You know. . . ln a sec.
But your girls,
they're coming in too early.
They need to hold
on one, and then. . .
(LAUGHlNG)
Right.
Now train your little
Sea Lions to do that.
Then maybe l'll be impressed.
l'd rather be a Sea Lion,
if this is the best you got.
So, Cat, l'm guessing
your little amiga hasn't seen
the rest of the pod squad yet.
Has she?
They're really good. Really.
Really good.
Your Sea Otters
got skills, right?
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
They have potential.
Really? Where do they keep it?
Why is that girl dancing
with her tongue out?
She said it helps
her concentrate.
l used to have a
dog who did that.
He couldn't cheer either.
Okay. All right, l know
it's bad, but, Christina,
she's got tumbling skills
and Sky has spirit.
And don't forget her mom
won, like, every award.
Like, deep down, she's got
cheerleading in her gut!
Too bad it's not in
her brain or muscles.
We've got some work to do.
Yeah.
Six, seven, eight.
One, two, three. . .
Load it out.
Load it out.
. . .four, five, six,
seven, eight.
One, two, three, four.
High knees. High knees.
Six. You ain't cute.
One, two, three,
four, five, six.
Hey! Hey.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
Four, five, six. One.
(GROANlNG)
GlRL: Are you okay?
You all right, man?
l'd rather eat
underwear and die.
Sweaty, day-old,
butt-wedgie underwear.
Whitney, come back!
She was one of our
best dancers. l mean, l know
that's not saying much,
but what are we
supposed to do now?
l've got an idea.
(DOORBELL RlNGlNG)
(SQUEALlNG)
ln the house!
ALL LAUGHlNG)
(GASPS)
This is nice! You all
should go on Cribs.
Hey, l'm Treyvonetta.
Girl, how many
bedrooms you all got?
Six bedrooms and seven
and a half baths.
We can each have
own our own suite.
(SQUEALlNG) Nice! Sweet!
LlNA: l'll show you a tour.
ALL SCREECHlNG)
Okay, Gloria, Trey
and l are gonna break
it down for you. Okay?
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three and four.
Five, six, seven, eight.
One and two, three and four.
Five, six and roll it out.
One, two, three and give it.
l feel so white.
Me, too.
Like Clay Aiken white.
Okay, okay. Come on, get up.
You know, rhythm has no color.
You know, just shake and jive.
Gonna have some fun.
That's right! Come on.
Shake what your mama gave you.
l mean, we just could keep
the old routine until,
like, after the game.
Or until we graduate.
Look, you want this school
to respect you, right?
Yeah.
ALL: Yeah.
Then you've need to
respect yourselves.
Which means you need
to improve on your skills.
That's right. So let's
drop it like it's hot.
ALL GASP)
Hit it, girl.
Take notes.
Yeah. ls there an
easier version that's
maybe, like, lukewarm?
Sky, this is the easy version.
Now, come on, Sea Lions.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
You can do this.
That's right, come on.
All right. Get into formation.
(SPANlSH SONG
PLAYlNG ON RADlO)
Gloria, look who's here.
Victor!
(SCREAMlNG)
Victor!
You came all the way
out here to see me.
You're my chulita.
l'd follow you anywhere.
That's sweet.
Can you spot me
a twenty for gas?
No!
Damn !
Yo, who's this?
l'm Sky. lt's a
pleasure to meet you.
So you're Lina's sister
from another mister.
l haven't thought
of it like that.
No, no. Not really.
Hey, Lina. Who is that dude
over there checking you out?
Oh !
Go ahead, Lina.
That boy's finer
than baby hair.
Whatever. He's just some guy.
Yeah, right. Evan's,
like, the most popular
guy in school.
Please. l'm not impressed.
Lina, if Malibu Ken
is sweating you,
l can put that fool in
check, real quick.
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
Go get him, papi. You go!
(LAUGHlNG)
Do that.
What's happening?
He's a mess.
What's up, bro?
Dude, is that your ride?
Yeah, foo, cherried-out,
top of the line hydraulics.
What do you know
about that, beach boy?
(LAUGHS)
She's a head turner.
All right. Check this out.
l hope he doesn't
scare him too much.
GLORlA: He'll be good.
He's supposed to scare him,
not be all lovey-dovey.
What?
She's pimped to the max.
Thanks, man.
You know, that's
tight you know how
we roll in East Los.
l'm Victor.
Evan.
What. . . They look like
they're about to hug.
They're hugging.
Dude, that's what happens
when you send a Chihuahua
to do the job of a pit bull.
So, what's up, Evan?
You trying to push up on Lina?
(LAUGHlNG) Dude, l'm trying.
But l swear, every time
l step to her, l say
something stupid.
So, l don't know
how well it's going.
Bro, you just got to know
how to handle these chicas.
You got to be in
charge, homie.
Yeah.
They love that. Come on, man.
l'll show you how it's done.
Come on. Come on, man.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why are they
coming over here?
Wait. Quick, quick,
quick. Lip check.
Lip Smacker. Here.
Perfect. Watermelon.
Thanks.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Gloria. . .
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Let's roll out.
Evan here wants
to holla' at your girl.
Okay. Are you cool?
Yes, whatever.
Okay. We'll wait for
you in the car.
Mmm-hmm.
Quit staring. Come on.
See, that's how you do it.
Come on.
So. . .
So. . .
We should hang out.
Yeah, right.
Your sister would
freak out if she saw us
hanging out together.
Come on. Let her freak.
lt's nothing new.
Okay.
Yeah?
Maybe. l'll think about it.
Okay.
l'll see you at the
game tomorrow.
Yes, you will.
(GlRLS SCREECHlNG)
(CHEERlNG)
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
(CROWD BOOlNG)
Get up, get up, quick.
Give me your hand.
They're even worse than
they were before. l love it.
l knew this would be worth
being late for practice.
Let's put them out
of their misery.
Jaguars.
We can't just walk out.
Hell, no.
Come on.
ALL CHEERlNG)
Jaguars!
Jaguars!
ALL: lf you want to win, yell
with all your might! When we
say "Go," you say "Fight!"
Go!
ALL: Fight!
Go!
Fight!
Malibu Vista!
(CHEERlNG)
This is Sea Lion territory.
Don't ever shake
your conceited Jag
butt over here again.
Excuse me. Then who's supposed
to show our school what
a real squad looks like?
Not this mariachi band.
You're so lucky l found Jesus.
Hey, hey, hey. Okay?
l didn't use my hands.
All right. But you
can't fight girls like this.
They press charges.
Right.
Run away.
(GROWLlNG)
Jaguars.
Emergency practice session?
Yes. As long as it takes.
Lina. Look, l'm sorry
about my sister.
She's. . .
Forgotten.
Okay. Works for me.
Why is your brother talking
to Miss Chiquita Banana?
He's always dating down.
But don't you worry.
l'll fix it.
You know, l need to take
care of some team stuff.
Yeah.
l would, too, if my team got
spanked like that. l'd. . .
l mean, l'll just catch
up with you later.
Okay. l see the
little wheels turning in
your evil little head.
What you thinking?
That we're outnumbered
and unarmed.
lf we were surrounded by
all these people back home,
what would we do?
Pretend to no habla ingles?
Use our white voices?
No.
Call for backup.
Honestly, l was gonna say run.
But let's do that.
Guys, l know exactly
what we need to do.
(SPANlSH SONG PLAYlNG)
Lina, l don't think
this was a good idea.
How do they move
their bodies like that?
Don't be scared, Sky.
Look, l got you looking good.
This is impromptu flavor
school for you guys.
We're about to
loosen you guys up.
What do you mean?
(EXCLAlMlNG)
You'll see.
What's wrong now?
Nothing. l just realized
something.
l just realized Lina
already has two sisters.
She doesn't need me.
Come on, you're being so
Betty Buzzkill right now.
l know you better than anyone
else and it seems to me like
you both need each other.
l have homework.
l should go home.
Sky?
Man, you look hot.
Dance with me, chulita.
Okay.
Christina?
l have a 4.0 GPA.
Leave me alone,
Betty Buzzkill.
Yeah.
Yeah, baby.
Sky, want to dance?
No, thanks.
Come on.
No, l'm good.
You know you want to.
No, l'm good right here.
Thank you.
Sky!
Sky, come on. Let's go.
Sky's in the house.
Come on, girl. Don't be
scared. Shake it. Yeah.
Come on, make us proud, Sky.
(WHOOPlNG)
Look at those hips.
All right.
Lina.
You know, it's called
stalking, Evan.
Yeah?
Let me guess. Your new friend
Victor told you l'd be here.
Yeah, maybe.
You know, but l cannot
believe you didn't invite me
to your little party yourself.
l mean, especially
after l told everyone
how much l like you.
lt's just rude.
You did not.
(BOTH GlGGLE)
No, but l will.
Are you always this corny?
You just make me nervous.
Me?
Yeah.
Why? You're Mr. Popularity.
Come on.
That's what those
other kids see me as.
But you don't. And l dig that.
Christina, why can't we
be more like them?
Because we took
a purity pledge.
But that doesn't mean
we can't be more cool
and hot like they are.
l guess.
Uh-oh.
Yo, what you looking at?
Who, me?
Nothing.
Are you calling
my girl nothing?
l saw the way you
was looking at her.
What way? There was a way?
No, there's no way.
l was just looking.
So you admit you
was looking at me.
All right, l'm gonna show you
something to look at.
Wait. You want to fight me
because l looked at you?
What, did you think
you could just look at my
girl and get away with it?
Uh-uh. We don't
play that here.
Christina, do something.
Lina! Lina! Help!
They're gonna kill Sky!
Wait, hold up. Wait,
what's the problem?
l don't know.
l mean, l was just
looking at her.
And then she came
down the stairs and. . .
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
No! Why, Sky?
Sky, you just can't
be looking at people.
l mean, the last girl that
looked at me needed stitches.
Yo, what's up with your girl,
Lina? Staring like she loco.
You know the deal.
Yeah, l do, but she don't.
She's from Malibu.
Like, people over there just
be looking at each other
for no reason. All the time.
Let me talk to her
and explain it.
She'll be straight. Okay?
Fine. We didn't come
here to fight, no way.
Will somebody tell
me what just happened.
Sky, you can't just be looking
at people any kind of way.
Like, you can glance
at somebody and smile.
But if you stare at them
or you give them one of these.
Or one of these.
That's disrespectful.
And your ass.
You understand, chica?
Yeah. l think so.
Good, next time we
bring you to East LA,
bring your sunglasses.
Yeah. Big ones.
All right, come, honey.
lt's all good.
Everything okay?
Yeah, come on.
SKY: Five, six,
seven, eight. Two.
Five, six, seven, eight. Two.
What's wrong with me?
Two, four.
God. . .
l suck. Great.
Okay. One. . .
Hold your chest up.
What's the use?
l'm nothing like my mother.
Sky, look, l'm sure
that's not true.
Because as much
as l hate to admit it,
l'm a lot like my mom.
l'm opinionated, stubborn. . .
Loud.
Yeah, that, too.
Which means you
have to have a part
of your mom in you.
You really think so?
Yeah, l really do.
Well, would you
help me find her?
Yeah.
Ready? Five, six, seven,
eight. One, two, three, four.
Keep your chest up.
Seven, eight.
One, two, three and sit in it.
Five, six, seven, clap.
That's what l'm
talking about. lt's fun.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
ALL: Here we go! Malibu Vista
on the move. Taking all
you fools to school.
We're caliente.
You know, hot, hot, hot.
We always stay on top.
We make you sweat
'cause we run faster.
Try to catch up
and we say hasta.
ALL CHEERlNG)
Sea Lions! Sea Lions!
Sea Lions! Sea Lions!
Sea Lions!
Sea Lions!
Oh, my God. That was fun.
(EXCLAlMlNG)
Someone just had a cheer-gasm.
What? No!
You guys are crazy.
Don't front, Lina.
She don't need to.
She's already got
Evan's nose wide open.
Whatever.
You know. For real, though.
That boy's nose
is so open you could drive
a truck up those nostrils.
What's this?
lt's a shoe-vite.
l'm having a RDD party
and l want you guys to come.
Look, Avery isn't in
charge of the social
order at Malibu Vista. l am.
And despite the little debacle
at the game the other day,
everyone can see that
Lina is making the
Sea Lions fabulente!
Everybody is talking
about it. So. . .
See you there?
And, please, dress to excess!
Okay, so l'm gonna need
two of these, then. Thank you.
l need a right and
a left. Perfect.
Thanks.
(THANKlNG lN SPANlSH)
New shoes.
Oh, my gosh.
Sweet! Okay, we've just
been jumped into the
Rodeo Drive Divas.
Uh-uh. Hold up. Mama said
l can't be in no gang.
No, it's not a gang.
l mean, well,
not really anyway.
But they are the most
exclusive clique at MV.
l mean, their parties
are legendary.
Look, you've got it twisted.
We're cheerleaders.
They'll be lucky if
we come to their party.
Thank you.
She's right.
l mean, cheerleaders are
supposed to be at the top
of the social food chain.
l wish we could go.
l mean, l would give
my best toe-touch
if l could party
with the RDDs.
Well, l didn't say
we're not going. l mean,
we're cheerleaders,
and we are the party.
ls that right, Sea Lions?
(CHEERlNG)
ALL: Sea Lions! Sea Lions!
Sea Lions! Sea Lions!
VlCTOR: You look
so pretty, mami.
GLORlA: l do?
Yeah, you do.
Baby.
Hey, l cannot believe
that you let Evan drive.
That was so sweet, papi.
Only 'cause he loves
cars as much as me.
But you love me more.
Of course, mija.
Victor, let's go
walk on the beach.
Why?
'Cause it's romantic.
Getting sand in your
shoes, that ain't romantic.
That's why you'll
never get none.
Let's go, then.
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)
Okay.
So, l got invited to
that Divas party, too.
You want to go together?
Evan, if we go together,
people are gonna talk.
l already know what people are
saying. l don't care, really.
Wait, wait.
What have you heard?
No, let me guess.
Your sister who told you
l'm some puta chasing
after a rich white boy.
Don't get caught up
in Avery's drama, please.
No. You don't get it.
No, you don't get my sister.
She has to dominate
everything.
For instance,
when she didn't get
Sea Lion captain,
she cried for three days.
For real?
Yeah.
So, l guess when Avery's
mean to you, it means
she sees you as a threat.
Well, thanks for
telling me that.
Then go to the party with me.
Only if you practice
your salsa.
What?
l thought l had a
pretty decent salsa.
No.
So, l'm not the best dancer.
But l hope you think
l'm better at this.
(SEAGULLS CAWlNG)
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
Okay, so. . .
Okay.
That totally spoiled
the mood, huh?
Yeah.
Last one to the ocean.
l'll beat you.
No, you won't.
(ROCK BALLAD PLAYlNG)
What is she doing?
Nice salsa hips, sea monkey.
Yeah, you should go
on Dancing With the Tards.
Don't run away.
Mess with my squad
and you mess with me,
Avery. Leave Sky alone.
Gladly, if you'll leave
my brother alone.
Your brother and
l like each other.
Sky wants nothing
to do with you.
The feeling is mutual.
Avery, the United
Nations is boring me.
Anyway, we have
All Star practice.
Unlike you. Bye.
Kick rocks.
You know, they're not
gonna stop until somebody
puts a foot up their spanks.
Bump it. l'll do the time.
Wait, wait, wait.
l got an idea.
Put cream depilatories
in their hair conditioner?
No, let's take
them on for real.
At the All Star Championship.
(SCREAMlNG)
l like that. That works.
Come on, girl, smile.
Don't be nervous.
You know what we could do?
We could do a. . .
Yeah, but. . .
Look, the only way we're
going to shut Avery up is if
we beat her on her own turf.
And the only way to do that
is to become All Stars.
You mean, we won't be
Sea Lions anymore?
No, we'll still cheer
for the school,
but we're gonna have
to double up our practices
to be ready for the
Spirit Championship.
ALL GROANlNG)
Hey! Hey, wouldn't it be worth
it if it'll crush the Jags?
She's right. l mean,
l secretly plot their demise
like a comic book villain,
and that's not healthy.
Lina's way is better.
But don't we need a
gym to sponsor us?
Let me worry about that.
All l want to know is
if you guys are down,
because we need to take
this to the next level.
Yeah ! And then cut the
brakes on those Jags,
and watch them
crash and burn. . .
Okay, minus the
crazy part, that's
exactly the spirit we need.
So do you guys feel it?
Who wants to win?
Yeah !
ALL: Sea Lions!
What about it, Sky?
What do you think?
l think
it's time to bring it.
KAYLA ON PHONE: Like, pick up.
Like, pick up. Like...
Avery speaking.
Aren't you lucky?
Guess what Tila Tequila
and her Sea Lions are
up to now.
Kayla, Tila Tequila
isn't Latin.
But tequila's Mexican, right?
Yeah, but she's like, Asiany.
Whatever.
Anyway, word
on the blog is they're
becoming an All Star team.
Get out.
(LAUGHlNG) And there's more.
They're going to compete
in the Spirit Championship.
Hello?
Yeah.
Wait,
you're not sweating
those wannabes, are you?
Of course not.
They're just a joke.
Look, l'll see you tomorrow.
One last thing.
My sources tell me
that Evan is taking
little Lina Lambada
to the RDD party.
(GRUNTS lN FRUSTRATlON)
You asked Cat to
the RDD party?
Let it go, Avery.
Evan, she's a
freaking Sea Lion.
So now the truth comes out.
lt was never about
her mother, was it?
Look, Evan, you're
a nice guy, which is why
you're blind and stupid.
Now that the little Sea Lions
think that they're All Stars,
Cat's just using you
to psych me out.
But, l've seen them practice.
You might want to go back on
your meds, because your Jags,
they have some
serious competition.
Not in my worst cheer-mare.
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYlNG)
Well, well, looks like you
ladies better get ready for
the championship, huh?
The thought of the Sea Lions
in the Spirit Championships
makes me ill.
Kayla, honey,
that's sushi, not an Oreo.
Ahi helps me think.
About what?
l have a friend
who's been on the MV
waiting list for months.
So?
So l wonder, how did
those Sea Lion ringers
get approved so quickly?
Well, l thought it was
obvious. Pure talent.
Evan, go away.
Okay, bye.
Someone snuck them in.
OMFG !
Kayla, they're
illegal cheer-migrants.
Evan is really good.
Yeah, he knows.
So, l'll pick you up
tomorrow, okay?
Okay. ls it cool if
Sky rolls with us?
She doesn't have a date.
Yeah. Of course it's cool.
l feel like Cinderella.
Yeah, me, too.
l mean, the guy, the guy. . .
You know, Charming?
Yeah, that guy, yeah.
So, tomorrow.
Okay, see you.
Perfect.
All right, guys, you ready?
Let's do this.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
Five, six, seven, eight.
Bring it up.
And roll it around.
What?
Sky, what's wrong?
Why is you dad talking
to the principal?
All right, but l want
to be the one. . .
l don't know.
What's wrong?
Gloria, Treyvonetta,
you need to come
with me, please.
Henry, what's wrong?
Look, there's no easy
way to say this, Lina.
The Board has revoked
their transfer approval
effective immediately.
That's not fair.
lf anyone should
be punished, it's us.
Look, girls, if there was
anything l could do,
you know l would've.
Now, you know l would've.
l'm sorry, but. . .
Let's just go, girls.
Peace.
Out, you all.
GlRL: Take care.
Lina!
You jealous bitch.
You ratted us out.
lt's a good thing you
can't touch me, because
you could be expelled
just like your
little home girls.
Don't blame Avery for
getting them deported.
One more word from you,
and l will herkie
you in the throat.
You forgot you can't reach me.
lt's okay, Kayla. l'll gladly
take the credit for clubbing
those baby seals.
Hey, Cheer-ella De Vil,
there's a big difference
between seals and
sea lions, you know.
Hey, goofazon. l don't care.
Post it for your BFF on your
fungus-filled Facebook page.
You are seriously
trying to catch an
All Star beat down.
lt's okay, Lina. Calm down.
lt's not worth it.
Let's go say goodbye
to our friends.
And say bye-bye
to the Spirit Championships
while you're at it.
Bye-bye.
BOY: Bye, losers.
Hey! What are you
doing out here?
You have to get
ready for the party.
l'm not going.
lt doesn't feel right
without my girls.
They should be here.
lt's not fair.
No, it's not,
but look at it this way.
Do you think they
would want you sitting
here feeling sad
and miss out on your
first real date with Evan?
l don't know.
(LAUGHlNG) Come on, you know
what they would say.
And l can hear Gloria
and Trey now,
"Mami, you better
handle that double
dip of vanilla caliente!"
"Shoot, 'cause if you don't,
l'm a push up on you, girl.
"Real talk."
(LAUGHlNG) Okay.
Okay, that was so scary.
All right, l'll go,
as long as you promise
to never do that again.
Okay.
And to never wear
that again. What. . .
You need a fashion
intervention. Let's get to
work on this. What is this?
Mami! Come on.
(ROCK BALLAD PLAYlNG)
Up.
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)
Wow. lt doesn't
even look like me.
lt looks like. . .
Your mom. l noticed that, too.
Okay.
Got it?
lt's so curly.
You look cute. Don't worry.
Wait. l almost forgot.
Here. l want you to have this.
My mom's team gave it to her.
She was a really
good captain, too.
Sky, l can't take this.
No, no, no, no.
She'd want you to have it.
She would've really liked you.
lt'll look really nice
with my outfit tonight.
Oh, my God.
What?
l got to get ready.
Okay, go, go, go.
Whoa!
Yeah.
You look amazing.
Thanks.
To be honest, l think that
every time l see you.
Too corny?
Yeah. But l like it.
(CLEARlNG THROAT)
Sorry, but if l don't start
dancing soon, then these
heels are so not worth it.
Okay, let's go.
No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
We've gotta take a picture.
Catalina.
All right.
Get in there, now, okay.
Close, now.
Now, say, "l'm with stupid !"
l'm with stupid !
ALL LAUGH)
Perfect.
Okay.
Bye, honey.
Have fun. You look great.
Drive carefully.
Bye, Mommy.
Adios. Bye.
Hi.
Christina, you look hot.
Just hot? Because l was
going for sizzling.
(HlSSlNG)
Mmm-hmm.
Definitely sizzling.
Thanks, but. . .
That was definitely
not sanitary.
(SQUEALlNG)
Trey?
How are you?
Hey, baby.
Sky, you did this?
Yes, l wanted to surprise you.
EVAN: How are you?
Good to see you.
What's up, Evan?
Wait. This is my
song. Shall we?
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
Look at her.
She acts like
she owns this world.
She'll never be like us.
Oh, oh !
Like mother, like daughter.
Shut up, Avery.
You shut up.
lgnore her.
Hey, you okay?
l can handle her.
(DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
ALL: Oh !
l'm sorry. ls there
a waiting list for
this spot, too?
Look around, Cat.
You don't belong here.
First your mother.
And now your
little ghetto friends.
l'm sorry, but l don't think
you're going to be happy
until there's
drive-bys and chickens
in the front yard !
Go back to the barrio,
where you belong !
Go.
Go, bye.
BOY: Peace out!
What, Evan?
No, let Evan talk to her.
l don't know what to do.
lt's okay. Ear-muffs!
Ear-muffs!
Come on. Let me give
her just one good left hook.
Lina, wait! Come on.
Leave me a glass
slipper or something.
lt's not funny, Evan.
Okay, okay. l'm sorry.
Listen, what Avery did back
there was pure evil. l know.
You know, she's the
reason my friends got
kicked out of school.
Oh, my God.
What? You saw what
she did back there.
l'm not defending her, okay?
But they did break a rule.
And? Rules get
broken all the time.
But, come on, that
doesn't make it right.
Of course you'd
be on Avery's side.
Come on.
What? Did you narc
them out, too?
How can you say that?
You know, l guess
l'm just another
chica gone loca, right?
You know how wild
and hot-blooded we are!
Now you do sound crazy.
Then leave me alone,
Evan. We're done.
Really?
l mean it.
Lina. . .
Wait, wait, wait.
G, yo, come pick me up.
What?
Take me back to East LA.
l'm staying with you.
No, Lina. You can't leave.
LINA: Why? What...
The Spirit Championship?
The Sea Lions will be
fine without me, okay?
All you have to do
is find another chica
from East LA.
You know it's not like that.
Look, we're sisters.
l'm your hermana, too.
Avery's right.
l don't belong here.
l'm sorry, Sky,
l can't be your
captain anymore.
lt's yours.
Lina, yo,
we want you back, but you
cannot desert the Sea Lions.
We all worked too hard
to make them good.
They'll be fine.
You know that ain't true.
Lina, if you bail on them,
they are going to fall apart.
Just like the East LA squad.
Lina, that sucked.
l can't go back.
l'll look stupid.
Yeah, but you gotta.
You're the captain.
l hate you guys!
And we miss you, too, boo.
Now, go ahead. Do us right.
Come on.
l'm not replacing the girls.
We don't have enough time.
We'll just rework
the routines. Okay?
(ROCK BALLAD PLAYlNG)
l have bad news.
We are turning in our
pom poms. Sorry. We're done.
Later. Peace.
Guys. . .
They hate me.
What? Why?
They said it's hard enough
to keep their grades up,
my routines are too hard,
and that the extra practice
is sending their GPAs
into a downward spiral.
So, we only have half
an All Star squad now.
So, what are we going to do?
l don't know.
l'm still trying to find a gym
around here, but they all
sponsor other squads.
Are you gonna give up?
And let Avery win? Never.
Hey, Cat,
you're dreaming
if you still think
you have a shot
at winning the
Spirit Championships.
Yeah, it's a competition.
Not a siesta.
Back off, skanks,
before l slap that
cheer out of your mouth.
l mean, you think you can
just roll up on us without
even thinking about it?
Yo, yo, we don't
play that game.
And l am so sick of
you fronting like
you were stunting.
You know what?
As a matter of fact. . .
No, no, no, no, Sky. . .
This is not gonna be good.
This is not gonna be good.
But it's gonna be on.
Check it, l got this.
So, watch what
you're looking at.
Sky. l got this.
Watch what you're looking at.
For real. Just chill. Chill.
Someone's getting
a little ghetto.
Go practice that Zen thing.
Who took the spirit
stick out of your butt?
Look, Avery, Evan was right.
The only reason you
sweat me is because you
know that l can beat you.
No, that just means
Evan was wrong
about two things.
Choosing you and doubting me.
l don't think so.
No, that's right. You
wouldn't. Because, see, you
don't think like an All Star.
Come on.
Don't touch me.
What did that cheer-ial
killer mean by that?
Don't know.
Don't have time
to think about it.
Look, l am canceling practice.
We're going to meet
after school, though.
Why?
We're going on a field trip.
l knew we should've
took the bus.
Where are we?
Some of my squad still
volunteer here every week.
And l called Gloria
and she said a bunch
of them will be here today.
(GlGGLlNG)
(SPANlSH SONG PLAYlNG)
ALL: LA! East LA! East LA!
Lina!
What's up, girl?
l miss you, too.
Lina, why are we here?
Because l've got the
best idea l've ever had.
Gloria got this gym
to sponsor us as All Stars!
l know!
All we got to do is
combine Sea Lions
with East LA,
and we could become
a dream team !
Look, Avery was right.
All Star squads are nothing
like high school squads.
lt doesn't matter
where you live.
We can cheer together
and become a whole
new All Star team.
l've been trying to tell you.
Okay, l know
l wasn't thinking.
Sea Lions, come on,
get into formation !
(SlGHS)
See? My routine has a serious
Latin and hip hop feel,
and no matter how hard l try,
they still don't get it.
"My routine?" Lina, you're
the one who needs to get it.
What?
You are trying
to make them us.
No, l'm trying
to make them good.
Look, Lina, you know
that every cheerleader
has their strengths.
Use them. Stop trying
to make the Sea Lions
something they're not.
Use Christina's
gymnastic skills.
And nobody has better
facials than Sky.
And she's stupid flexible.
Maybe we can up the difficulty
on all the stunts.
Yo, it'd be tight if we added
another pyramid sequence.
And a load into a 2-1 -1 ?
And look,
since the party, they got
some rhythm in their hips.
Maybe l can get Victor
to teach them some
of their boxing moves.
Girl, yo, that would be dope.
We're about to have
an All Star routine
that's off the chain.
No one's going to think
to break it down like this.
Nobody.
Okay. All right.
Okay, Sea Lions,
are you guys ready
to be All Stars?
You guys down with it?
ALL CHEERlNG)
Okay, Y to the yes!
You know, we can
come here to practice.
ALL: Dream Team,
let's get to work!
(SPANlSH SONG PLAYlNG)
Excuse me.
l like you, Lina.
l like that you're
stubborn and competitive.
Because you're talented.
And that you're an
insanely beautiful klutz.
You know, and l like
how you brush me off
but at the same time
you make me feel
like you're into it
and that maybe
l have a chance.
You know, and the fact that
you think you're so different
and out of place here.
But in all reality,
you're just being yourself.
And the way you look at me,
l mean, l feel like
you actually see me.
And most of all,
l like that l can be
myself around you.
ALL: Ooh !
Everybody got that?
Yeah, l got that.
We heard every word.
BOTH: We're putting it
on YouTube!
Good.
Now it's on you.
Evan, what was that?
l thought we
talked about this.
Yeah, l love you, too, sis.
Are you trying
to ruin my life?
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
ALL CHANTlNG)
(YELLlNG EXClTEDLY)
Don't worry,
it's only cheerleading !
Look who's barrio
fabulous again.
What are they doing here?
You were right, Avery.
l wasn't thinking
like an All Star.
But you know what?
What?
Now l'm thinking
like a winner.
Honestly, l'm glad
they're here,
because when you're
an All Star you want to
compete against the best.
And you guys are. . .
(LAUGHlNG)
l'm so sorry. l really
thought that l could say
that with a straight face.
But the truth is
you're still losers.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
l don't speak Taco Bell menu.
So, what does that mean?
Bring it!
ALL HlSSlNG)
Hey, guys.
l'm Giuliana Rancic here for
E! Entertainment News,
at the All Star
Spirit Championship.
Cheerleaders from all over
have come right here
to see which squad is
the best of the best.
So get ready
for one of the fiercest
cheerleading competitions
you have ever seen.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
(CHEERlNG)
Whoa!
All right, take a bow.
What? Dream Team !
The teams moving on
to the finals tomorrow are
Glendale,
the Jaguars,
the California All Stars,
and the Malibu Dream Team!
ALL CHEERlNG)
The heat is on.
And we're gonna
be back tomorrow,
to see who takes home
the coveted All Star
Spirit Championship trophy.
Thanks, Henry.
For everything.
Great. Now he's gonna
love you forever.
Giuliana Rancic
here for E! News.
And we are just moments
away from the final
rounds in the second day
of the All Star
Spirit Championship.
The teams to watch for
are newcomers the
Malibu Dream and the returning champion,
All Star Jaguars.
Both teams bring
very different styles
to this competition.
And from what l've seen,
it is gonna come down
to heart versus experience.
(CHEERlNG)
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
ALL CHEERlNG)
That was a fantastic
performance by the
All Star Jaguars,
but this David and Goliath
story is far from over.
Up next, the
Malibu Dream Team.
You see all those
people out there?
They believe in us.
This is the Spirit
Championship, and l ain't
leaving without a bracelet.
Y'all down?
ALL: Yeah !
(WHOOPlNG)
You okay?
l just wish she were here.
Your mother's always here.
ln your heart.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
(CHEERlNG)
ALL CHANTlNG)
Dream Team ! Dream Team !
Wow, those were two
outstanding performances.
Now let's see what
the judges have decided.
lt's official.
The best of the best are
the Malibu Dream Team !
ALL CHEERlNG)
ALL CHANTlNG)
Dream Team ! Dream Team !
Dream Team ! Dream Team !
The crowd is going crazy.
lt is an official upset.
The best of the best,
the winners of the
All Star Spirit Championship
and the team that has
captured the nation's heart,
is the Malibu Dream Team.
(CRYlNG)
So, is this the part
where we kiss and make up?
Cat, bite me.
l know. l know. Losing sucks.
lt's mine.
Come on, Lina,
let's go take a picture.
LlNA: Now l have
all my sisters.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
With me
The way
With me
I try to get to you
How far
I gotta get to you
Smiling beautiful
First sight
I'm gonna tell him the truth
lt took a little while
to realize
I was falling for you
'Cause all l see is your face
You really blow me away
With all that you do
And if I see you again
I'll take you into my hands
I'm calling out say
Take my heart
I'll let you lead the way
I gotta get to you
Stars are lost
without you here with me
I gotta get to you
No matter how far
I gotta get to you
Wherever you are
I gotta get to you
I wake up to
the break of sunlight
You are in my head
It's like you put
a hole in my mind
Though we haven't met
Now all I see is your face
You really blow me away
I got to have you
And if I see you again
I'll take you into my hands
I'm calling out say
Take my heart
I'll let you lead the way
I gotta get to you
Stars are lost
without you here with me
I gotta get to you
No matter how far
I gotta get to you
Wherever you are
I gotta get to you
Now I'm waiting
you've got me anticipating
Look at me falling for you
Take me now
you know I'm waiting
Look at me anticipating
Look at me falling for you
Now or never forever
Take it to another level
I wanna be with you
I wanna be with you
Now or never forever
Take it to another level
Come on l'm waiting
for you, you
Take my heart
I'll let you lead the way
I gotta get to you
Stars are lost
without you here with me
I gotta get to you
No matter how far
No matter how far
I gotta get to you
Wherever you are
Wherever you may be
Take my heart
I'll let you lead the way
I gotta get to you
Stars are lost
without you here with me
I gotta get to you
No matter how far
I gotta get to you
Wherever you are
I gotta get to you
ALL LAUGHlNG)